I have to go to work, take care of my Shotakumi for a while.

What do we think of Shotakumi?

I need to go to work, please look after my Shotakumi for a couple of hours, and don't do anything inappropriate with him.

What do we think of Shotakumi?

Hey guys, look what I found.

I have decided that something needs to change in these threads. The behavior of all of you is unacceptable, so we will do an exercise to help you improve as people.
The exercise is simple. I am going to leave Shotakumi here, and you must introduce yourselves without doing anything strange. Give it a try.