>>82189963
ERMMM CUZ THEY LIKE, WANT SEX IN RETURN FOR BEING NICE, CHUD, THAT'S KIND OF AN ICK...
THE ACTUAL WAY TO HAVE SEX IS TO HIT WOMEN REPEATEDLY
THEIR INSTINCTS WILL KICK IN AND THEY FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU GUARANTEED

>>82046408
OKAY SERIOUSLY I'M HIJACKING THIS THREAD TO SUBMIT MY OWN BADASS PERSONAL AD:

I HAVEN'T FELT THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN AND I WON'T GO OUT WITH ANYONE WHO'S A TOTAL PUSSY THAT DOESN'T FUCK WITH HATECORE AND COOL FLASH ANIMATIONS I FIND OFF A SPERG'S SITE THAT I RELIGIOUSLY FOLLOW. I'M PROBABLY THE MOST LOYAL, ROMANTIC, AND DELUSIONAL SON OF A BITCH YOU'VE EVER MET AND WILL (NOT WOULD) ACTIVELY HARM PEOPLE TO MAKE IT WORK!

ALSO I'M A TOTAL FUCKING RETARD.
>inb4 rreeeee whore
GET A SHOTGUN, TASERS WON'T STOP ME
>inb4 reee go to so- what are you doing AIIIIEEEE PLEASE STOP IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE BITCHES!! THIS OFFER LASTS AS LONG AS I'M STILL ALIVE! LET'S MAKE A DEAL!
LET'S MAKE A DEAL! LET'S MAKE A DEAL!
LET'S MAtenshinhan_thumbs_up.gif

Do YOU enjoy Chinese tea ceremonies? Do YOU yearn to lift heavy objects? Are YOU a fan of cool shit (Thrash Metal, hatecore, Julius Evola, Jujitsu, the Three Kingdoms Period, and more)? Do YOU want a man who CAN AND WILL force your power level to triple GUARANTEED?

THEN DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH ME OR I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT! HIT ME UP PSYCHICALLY AND I WILL COME TO YOU IN YOUR DREAMS!! THIS OFFER ENDS AS SOON AS I KILL MYSELF SO ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES ARE HERE!!

>>81769417
WHAT'S GOOD FAGGOTS IT'S ME

LIFTED TODAY, IT WAS A CHEST DAY. GETTING BACK INTO A CONSISTENT ROUTINE AND DIALING IN MY DIET AGAIN, SO UNFORTUNATELY I NEED TO FOCUS ON FORM ONCE MORE LIKE A TOTAL FAGGOT. I'M FILLED WITH RAGE, PISS, AND VINEGAR.
>>What career goals do I want to accomplish before 2026?
BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY FOREMAN UNTIL HE BEGS FOR DEATH
>>What fitness goals do I want to accomplish before 2026?
BREAK THIS FUCKING PLATEAU SO I STOP FEELING LIKE A BITCH
>>What financial goals do I want to accomplish before 2026?
BUYING A DP-12 SEMIAUTOMATIC SHOTGUN. IT'S SO SEXY. SO, SO SEXY. I'D PROBABLY NAME IT 'YURI'.
>>Do I need to improve anything about my social life?
PROBABLY BUT I GO OUT DRINKING AND SHIT SO IDK
>>Am I ready to take my hobby to the next level? How do I do that?
NEED TO SHRED ON MY GUITAR LIKE A BADASS

>>81732960
>Is there something else?
NOT IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IT. IF YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MAINTAINING RELATIONSHIPS OR WHAT GOES INTO IT, YOU CAN JUST GO AND FUCK PEOPLE. FRANKLY YOU'RE PROBABLY WASTING YOUR GF'S TIME AND YOUR OWN THE LONGER YOU FORCE YOURSELF INTO IT. WE LIVE IN A MORALLY BANKRUPT WORLD, MY FRIEND, YOU CAN JUST SLEEP AROUND, YOU DON'T NEED TO PRETEND LIKE YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM IN THIS DAY AND AGE.


SIDE NOTE
>6'2
>165
YOU NEED TO HIT THE FUCKING GYM PRONTO MEIN FREUNDE.