>>106413690
abdul lateef jandali was the H1B patient zero

The CEOs of Microsoft, Facebook, Google, and Apple are getting coffee. Steve says "excuse me", gets up, walks outside into the street, five minutes later he comes back in and takes a seat. A few minutes go by, Steve again says "excuse me", gets up, walks outside into the street, comes back in and takes a seat. Another few minutes go by, they're all enjoying their drinks, and Steve gets up yet again to go outside. Before he leaves, Bill, Mark and Sergey look at Steve and ask "Why do you keep going outside?"

He turns around and responds, "Coffee gives me the shits."
The others respond, "but the bathroom is the other way," to which Steve replies, "yes, and?"

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>>106029016
do you even know who took the first street shit at One Infinite Loo to christen the founding of Crapple?

>>106023755
crapple never had soul
only street shitting