Don't worry guys

If all else fails you can just fly up to heaven. That's what bible prophets did.

Thank god it's not some inaccessible place and actually just a palace in the clouds. The word of god is amazing.

>>23044593
Nothing simplistic about it

Bible says heaven is up in the sky

Your prophets made up stories that they flew up to the sky kingdom to validate their divinity

Your religion unironically taught this until the invention of rockets. Then the copes came out.

>>511354759
Your bible literally teaches heaven is a magic sky kingdom in the clouds your prophets have flown to lol

The fact this isn't true means we can put the rest into the trash

>>510299731
Ok

>says the guy who believes in talking snakes and flying rabbis and magic cloud kingdoms

>>40681926
>>40681914
>muh metaphor

no it isn't. it literally gives a bloodline of Adam. it literally says heaven is some sky palace. Among other retarded bullshit

>>17813689
Your god claims heaven is in the sky lol

Why should I believe anything else your cosmic jew says when he's already been proven wrong

>>509109534
what kingdom?

the heavenly kingdom that's supposed to be in the sky according to biblical prophets and jesus?

we can fly planes up there now. there's no jewsus palace bro.

You can't.

The bible literally teaches heaven is an actual kingdom in the sky. Obviously this is false and so is the rest of the jew cult.

Threadly reminder that the bible unironically teaches that heaven is a literal place in the sky

That their godking jew rabbi flew up there back to his sky kingdom to legitimize his divinity

>>17758679
Jesus also believed that heaven was a mansion in the sky

The fact this isn't true means we can throw away your semetic fairytales