Which one do you choose and why?

>The Jews "our God stopped talking to us" join us
>The Pagan Romans "our gods don't talk much" join us
>The Christ "Hey, I'll talk to you and stuff" join us
>The Muslim "Our prophet talked about getting pussy from heaven, and lo, God sent him super tight loli pussy1" join us

Loli pussy, then repent to Christ on my deathbed, surrounded by my harem of daughterwives.

>>17754021
what are you repenting for? your harem is seen as a blessing
>I gave your master’s house to you, and your master’s wives into your arms. I gave you all Israel and Judah. And if all this had been too little, I would have given you even more. - 2 Samuel 12:8
and they can be children too

>>17754030
I'd be repenting of following Muhammed, not the lolis. How old was Mary, the mother of Jesus, at the first Christmas? She was probably 12-15. God's a lolicon.

>>17754044
According to Christian sources (Protoevangelium of James), Jewish tradition and even archeological evidence of when the girls there married, Jesus decided to impregnate his own mother at 12.5yo But anyway you wouldn't even have to repent from that bit. Jewish Christianity (Islam) is more in line with the words of Jesus than Paulanity

>>17754072
>>17754044
>>17754030
>>17754021
Good, glad to see new recruits wanting to join.
Here's how we're going to keep morale up:
>The Jews "It's only rape if men do it."
>The Pagan Romans " Rape: Live it, love it, learn it."
>The Christ "The rape will end, but, we're going to have a big talk about it."
>The Muslims "I have no pussy and must rape."
Okay, everybody got that?! Now get out there and slay the beast!"

>meanwhile, in India
My poo is my sword - cow dung is my holy armor. Shiva and Brahma will just keep sending me back to rape you over and over.

>meanwhile in Asia China
>pic related
Look at me - can't see shit! Me, my wife, and my children will rape all of you with our eyes shut, niggers! The first hole we find, we fuck!

>meanwhile in the unknown savage lands
I'll cut your dicks off and eat em'!

>>17755090
>pic related

>>17754009 (OP)
>>17754966
Behold, the beast has beset you challengers ahead of your glorification.
>>17755033
>>17755061
>>17755090
See each of you your respective holy manuals of purification, edification yadda yadda. If you can't read, ask your fellow warrior who could show you blah blah blah.

>>17755140
>pic related
>said this in Ben Stein's voice

>>17754021
Imagine thinking you can trick God

>>17754966
>>The Pagan Romans " Rape: Live it, love it, learn it."
The Roman Republic was literally established due to outrage over a rape.

>>17755211
Ah, a new recruit. Welcome. Yes, you will need your wits : imagination, thinking (logic), and trickery (subterfuge)
>God
see OPs post. I recommend Pagan Roman because of the cool games they have after you're glorified.
>pic related

>>17755223
>anon forgetting Rome had cults everywhere, including one for the warriors.
In Ancient Rome, the goddess Nemesis, known for retribution and vengeance, had a notable association with the military, particularly the Praetorian Guard. She was seen as a tutelary deity of the drill-ground (Nemesis Campestris), indicating her role as a patroness of training areas and, by extension, soldiers.

>>17755223
>literally
outrage translates to scrutiny
rape translates to envy
envy translates to the root of all evil
>let's throw in Romulus, the gods, and laws
thus was borne a people's republic
>pic related

>>17755342

>>17755347
shit nigger, why you need pictures for words. you wantsa citation, get off your neet fucking ass and go get it. fucking titsucker

>>17755244
Nemesis was a Greek goddess.

>>17755360
yes, Romans changed her name - kinda more effeminate Invidia. It was most likely the her cult that wanted to keep the legacy and nomenclature.

>>17755347
>>>/b/

>>17755360
The word "nemesis" itself is derived from the Greek word "némesis," which means "just indignation, righteous anger" or "distribution". It's related to the VERB "némein," meaning "to distribute" or "to apportion". The word "Nemesis" has its origins in ancient Greek and later spread to the Roman language. Initially, it referred to deserved misfortune or fate, but it has evolved to also describe a formidable opponent or rival, particularly one that is difficult to overcome.

>>17755360

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrasteia

syncretism of Nemesis:
Adrasteia became primarily identified with Nemesis, the Greek goddess of divine retribution, by the fifth century BC.
Adrasteia and Nemesis dual worship at the island of Cos - incorporated by Rome - Adrasteia, the goddess of "inevitable fate," was worshipped alongside Nemesis, the goddess of divine retribution.
Dual Worship at Rhamnus: The sanctuary features two temples situated very close together, dedicated to both Nemesis and Themis.
The name Adrasteia became an epithet for Nemesis, indicating their close connection in Greek mythology.
The Roman goddess Nemesis was equated with the Roman deities Invidia (Jealousy) and Rivalitas (Jealous Rivalry). She is frequently linked to Themis, Dike, and Tyche, goddesses associated with justice, law, and fate, further emphasizing her role as the balancing force in the cosmos.

Associations with other Goddesses:
Cybele: Originally a Phrygian mountain goddess, Adrasteia was associated with Cybele, the Anatolian mountain mother goddess, with whom she shared a cult.
Artemis: Adrasteia was also linked to Artemis, possibly through her association with Nemesis.
Rhea: The Titaness Rhea, who was associated with Cybele, was also sometimes linked with Adrasteia.
Ananke: As the goddess of "inevitable fate," Adrasteia was sometimes associated with Ananke, the personification of inevitability.
Isis: Adrasteia was also sometimes associated with the Egyptian mother goddess Isis.

>>17755140
If, upon the departure battle, you return, state your god given title, name, and moment/record of glorification. I'll start like so:
Necho II of Egypt, Battle of Megiddo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Megiddo_(15th_century_BC)

>>17755223
>>17755347
>anon sees post about rape
>makes objection anon didn't tell him where to find more stuff about rape
>post is pic of vice that rapes society
yep, the days just keep coming.

I join the side of humanity against these jewish cults.

All Abrahamics are the enemy. Christianity, Muslim, Judaism have done nothing but bring misery and ignorance to the planet.

>>17755211
I don't need to trick God. I just need to trick his believers

Well done anon >>17756016 of humanity. I'll just put it down. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaspora_Revolt
Congrats on your glorification, go and purify yourself.

>>17757402
How will that get you out of hell?

Well done anon >>17757402 for glorious work https://jester.fandom.com/wiki/Balatro
The world needs more men to rise up from slavery like you.

A solid question anon asks >>17758383 before seeking glory >>17754009 (OP)

I recommend The Christ because Jesus spoke of hell more than anyone else well known at the time. He referred to it as a place of “outer darkness” where “there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth”. In other words, all the joys that we associate with light will be withdrawn, and all the fears that we associate with darkness will be multiplied. He instructs his disciples not to fear those who can only kill the body, but to rather fear the One who can destroy both body and soul in hell - this emphasizes the eternal consequences of our actions and encourages a proper fear of God, who has ultimate authority over life and death

What say you, commoner?

>>17754021
>>17754030
>>17754044
>>17754072
I noticed some confusion of your fates. Here's some guidance:
>Muslim theology of Jesus relevance

AI Overview
In Islam, Jesus (known as Isa) is a highly esteemed figure, revered as one of God's most significant prophets and messengers, alongside figures like Abraham, Moses, and Muhammad. His role in Islamic theology is deeply rooted in the Quran, which emphasizes his humanity and prophetic mission, distinct from Christian beliefs about his divinity.
Here's how Jesus is understood in Islamic theology and the Quran:
1. A Prophet and Messenger of God:
Muslims believe Jesus was a human being chosen by God (Allah) to deliver a message of divine guidance to the Israelites.
The Quran mentions Jesus 25 times by name and emphasizes his status as a prophet (nabi) and messenger (rasul) of God, sent with the Gospel (Injil) to confirm and continue the message of previous prophets.
2. Miraculous Birth:
The Quran recounts the miraculous virgin birth of Jesus, born to Mary (Maryam), who is highly honored in Islam and has an entire chapter of the Quran named after her.

>>17758997
Cont'd
3. Miracles as Signs of Prophethood:
The Quran attributes several miracles to Jesus, including healing the sick, raising the dead, and even creating birds from clay, but stresses that these acts were performed by God's permission as signs of his prophethood, not of his divinity.
4. The Messiah (Al-Masih):
Jesus is referred to as Al-Masih (the Messiah) in the Quran, a title that Muslims interpret as signifying his unique role and the blessings bestowed upon him by God.
While Christians view this title in the context of Jesus' divinity and salvific role, Muslims interpret it within the framework of his prophetic mission and role in God's plan.
5. Rejection of Divinity:
A central tenet of Islamic theology is the absolute oneness of God (Tawhid), and attributing divine qualities or partners to God is considered the greatest sin (shirk).
Therefore, Islam explicitly rejects the Christian doctrine of Jesus' divinity and his status as the literal Son of God.
6. No Crucifixion, Ascension to Heaven:
The Quran states that Jesus was not crucified but was saved by God and raised to heaven.
The Quran states: "And [for] their saying, 'Indeed, we have killed the Messiah, Jesus, the son of Mary, the messenger of Allah.' And they did not kill him, nor did they crucify him; but [another] was made to resemble him to them" (Quran 4:157).
7. Second Coming:
Muslims believe Jesus will return before the Day of Judgment to defeat the Antichrist (Al-Masih ad-Dajjal) and establish justice and peace on Earth.
In essence, the Quran presents Jesus as a revered prophet, a human being sent by God with a divine message and empowered with miracles as proof of his prophethood. His role is understood within the strict monotheistic framework of Islam, emphasizing his servitude to God rather than any divine nature.

>>17758679
Jesus also believed that heaven was a mansion in the sky

The fact this isn't true means we can throw away your semetic fairytales

>>17754021
>>17754030
>>17754044
>>17754072
>>17756016
Let's see here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Yarmuk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_conquest_of_Egypt
Oh my, and this too :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Muslim_conquests

>>17759051
Nicely done, but there's some question to your glorification here:
>>17758997
>>17759003
And this too was apparent:
>Muslim theology of Holy Spirit relevance

AI Overview
In Islamic theology, the Holy Spirit (Rūḥ al-Qudus) is not a separate entity within the divine, as it is in some Christian traditions. Instead, it is commonly understood as the angel Gabriel. The Quran describes Gabriel as the one who brings revelations from God to the prophets, including those of the Old Testament, New Testament, and the Quran. This view is rooted in the Quran's assertion of God's absolute oneness and rejection of any form of trinity.
Here's a more detailed look at the Holy Spirit in Islamic theology:
Gabriel as the Holy Spirit:
The angel Gabriel is identified as the Holy Spirit, specifically "Rūḥ al-Qudus" or "Rūḥ al-Amin" (the faithful/trustworthy spirit) in the Quran.
Revelation and Prophecy:
Gabriel's role is primarily that of a messenger, conveying divine messages and revelations to prophets.
No Trinity:
Muslims believe that the Holy Spirit is not a distinct person within the Godhead, nor is it part of a trinity.
Emphasis on Divine Oneness:
The Quran consistently emphasizes God's absolute oneness (Tawhid), rejecting any concept of a shared divinity or hierarchy within the divine realm.

>>17759047
see >>17758446
Congrats. Go and purify yourself.

>>17759068
It is evident you've placed The Christ as an equal to Muhamad - both prophets - even after the former had warned of false prophets coming after Him. That makes things kinda null and void there. Even more so, Jesus' messages of helping a neighbor seems lost to schismatica as exemplified by your battles against the Romans. Why destroy the Roman Empire - already showing wear - when one empire could simply join and enrich each other? This, succinctly, shows clear evidence of envy and haughtiness which also altogether makes it evident that Muslims have taken it upon themselves to become the embodiment of dishonor to the entire world.

>>17759113
Let's see, any signs of hope here?
>Muslim theology of Holy Spirit relevance

AI Overview
In Islamic theology, the Holy Spirit (Rūḥ al-Qudus) is not a separate entity within the divine, as it is in some Christian traditions. Instead, it is commonly understood as the angel Gabriel. The Quran describes Gabriel as the one who brings revelations from God to the prophets, including those of the Old Testament, New Testament, and the Quran. This view is rooted in the Quran's assertion of God's absolute oneness and rejection of any form of trinity.
Here's a more detailed look at the Holy Spirit in Islamic theology:
Gabriel as the Holy Spirit:
The angel Gabriel is identified as the Holy Spirit, specifically "Rūḥ al-Qudus" or "Rūḥ al-Amin" (the faithful/trustworthy spirit) in the Quran.
Revelation and Prophecy:
Gabriel's role is primarily that of a messenger, conveying divine messages and revelations to prophets.
No Trinity:
Muslims believe that the Holy Spirit is not a distinct person within the Godhead, nor is it part of a trinity.
Emphasis on Divine Oneness:
The Quran consistently emphasizes God's absolute oneness (Tawhid), rejecting any concept of a shared divinity or hierarchy within the divine realm.

>>17759113
>>17759117
Well, I tried. Dishonor Jesus, dishonor His advocate, and sow more dishonor yourselves throughout the world. Hmm. I see you have one almighty God so at least you guys got that going for you.

>>17759113
>>17759128
>relevance envy and being arrogant

AI Overview
The Quran strongly condemns both envy and arrogance. These are considered negative and harmful traits that can lead to spiritual and societal decline.
Envy (Hasad)
Envy is described as hating the blessings and endowments that Allah has bestowed upon others and wishing for their removal and transference to oneself.
It is considered a major sin if one entertains this feeling and acts upon it.
One of the most notable examples of envy in the Quran is the case of Iblis (Satan), who envied Adam (peace be upon him) and refused to prostrate before him because he felt superior, considering himself better due to being created from fire while Adam was created from clay.
Envy can lead to harmful actions, even driving individuals to harm others.
The Quran emphasizes seeking refuge with Allah from the evil of the envious, as mentioned in Surah Al-Falaq.
The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) described envy as a "shaver" that destroys faith.
The Quran suggests that one way to overcome envy is to pray for blessings for those who have received them.
Arrogance (Kibr)
Arrogance is defined as rejecting the truth and looking down upon others.
It can manifest in various ways, such as refusing good advice, behaving proudly towards others, or even claiming superiority or divine attributes.
The Quran mentions that those who are arrogant will face severe punishment and will be gathered in Hell.

Arrogance can stem from a feeling of self-importance and a refusal to acknowledge the blessings of Allah.
The Quran reminds individuals to be humble and not to walk on the earth with exultation.

>>17759128
>>17759139
>Envy is described as hating the blessings and endowments that Allah has bestowed upon others
Example : denying The Christ - whom you believe will return at the end of days - His rightful assignment by God His Father as judge and savior eternal - making Him a bastard/fatherless - just endowed by God - and...AND...denying The Father of His Desire to have a Son.

>facepalm.jpg

>>17759148
>Arrogance can stem from a feeling of self-importance and a refusal to acknowledge the blessings of Allah.
>The Quran reminds individuals to be humble and not to walk on the earth with exultation.

Well, look at this post :>>17759051 hmmm.
No way Muslim warriors wouldn't arrogance after defeating Rome's armies, see
>>17755244
>>17755732
Nah, of course not.

>>17754072
see
>>17758997
whatever

>>17759148
Oh, and why drag God's children before Jesus into the mix - the Jews? wtf.jpg
>pic related
>the Jewish situation at the time

>>17758997
>>17759003
>>17759068
>be a bunch of dirt people tribes
>Mohamed the prophet shows up, "write this down"
>teaches "syncretism is schizophrenia"
>dirt people say "sure thing"

>>17755203

>>17759128
Why weren't Muslims the early Gnostics instead?

https://www.ebsco.com/research-starters/religion-and-philosophy/gnosticism#:~:text=Gnostics%20believe%20that%20Christ%20was,religious%20thought%20and%20spiritual%20consciousness.

Oh, it's because Muslims wanted to: castrate their God, make his power of everything above and below impotent, and believe he is ignorant of the knowledge of man and the world.

>>17759234

Religion and spirituality can have both positive and negative impacts on individuals with schizophrenia.
Potential positive effects include increased social integration, reduced suicide risk, better outlook, and improved coping mechanisms.
Possible negative impacts involve religious delusions, increased reliance on religious structures, treatment avoidance, and heightened feelings of persecution or guilt.

>>17759413
>Islam and Mental Health:
Holistic View: Islam emphasizes a holistic view of human beings, encompassing mind, body, and soul. Mental well-being is considered crucial for living a balanced life and fulfilling religious duties.
Seeking Help: Islam encourages Muslims to seek help for their ailments, including mental health issues, viewing it as permissible and even an obligation.
Religious Practices and Well-being: Religious practices like prayer (Salat) and remembrance of Allah (Dhikr) can have positive impacts on the mental and physical health of Muslims, including those with schizophrenia.
Stigma and Barriers: Mental illness stigma exists within the Muslim community, leading some to interpret symptoms as spiritual weakness and hindering access to mental health services.
Islamic Bioethics: Islam's ethical framework, based on the Shariah (Islamic law), informs the Muslim perspective on mental health. For instance, while suicide is prohibited, it's also acknowledged that individuals with mental illness may not be fully accountable for their actions. However, cultural interpretations within some Muslim communities can attribute schizophrenia symptoms to supernatural causes, leading to stigma and delayed treatment.

>>17759369
>Just be agnostic then.
Agnosticism & Theology:
Definition: Agnosticism is a philosophical stance, particularly regarding the existence of God or divine beings, holding that certain truths cannot be known or proven.
Key Beliefs: Agnostics neither definitively affirm nor deny the existence of a divine being. They emphasize the limitations of human understanding and the lack of conclusive evidence to prove or disprove God's existence.
Agnostic Theism: A view where a person believes in the existence of God(s) but considers the basis of this belief to be unknown or inherently unknowable.

Agnosticism and Islam:
Islam, as a religious tradition with specific beliefs about God and divine revelation, stands in contrast to agnosticism's view that such knowledge is inherently unknowable.
However, within an Islamic framework, there are discussions about the human limitations in comprehending the Divine. Oxford Research Encyclopedia's notes that the Islamic concept of self is closely tied to one's connection to God, implying a role for personal reflection and spiritual understanding.

>Oxford Research Encyclopedia's notes
https://oxfordre.com/religion/display/10.1093/acrefore/9780199340378.001.0001/acrefore-9780199340378-e-1257?d=%2F10.1093%2Facrefore%2F9780199340378.001.0001%2Facrefore-9780199340378-e-1257&p=emailAsxr4vUC30s3w

>>17759422
>set out upon yourselves a self defeating purpose while destroying things that were beautiful and enriching from others and answer to no one else.
What a dumb fucking rabbit hole to go in while in the middle of everything.

>>17759369
>>17759440
Thank fucking everything above they didn't know what to do or destroy this stuff:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codex_Tchacos
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nag_Hammadi_library

>>17759413
>be Muslim
>about to be martyred
>start feeling arrogant
>die
>go to hell

>>17759422
>be Muslim
>be suicide bomber
>think about nothing but pulling the trigger
>forget about Allah
>die
>go to hell

>>17759369
>pic related
shoulda coulda too late

>>17759611
>>17759618
>pic related
>Muslim arguments v sane arguments

>>17759413
>the Bonyad-e Shahid (Martyrs Foundation) has recently added a new wing to its museum - Martyred (Shahid) Women


https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/08949468.2012.629173

>>17759413
t. chatgpt

>>17759726
too sophisticated - just Google

>>17759117
>The Quran consistently emphasizes God's absolute oneness (Tawhid), rejecting any concept of a shared divinity or hierarchy within the divine realm.
Don't believe in a Holy Trinity - but because schismatica - divide Allah into three parts : al-Ghaffar (the Oft-Forgiving), al-Raheem (the Most Merciful), and al-Tawwab (the Acceptor of Repentance)
Also
The Quran says: "Surely Allah loves those who are most repenting, and loves those who keep themselves pure" (Quran 2:222).

"... except for those who make tawba and have faith and act rightly: Allah will transform the wrong actions of such people into good..." (Quran 25:70).

>rightly/rightousness
>purity
>anihalation of all others that aren't slaves to your god.
>transform destruction in what - a holy garden watered by the blood of enimies (the river)

Sure thing. Got it. Whatever.

>>17760052
Importance of Sincere Repentance (Tawbah Nasuh):
For repentance to be sincere, certain conditions must be met, such as abandoning the sin, feeling remorse, resolving not to return to it, and making amends if the sin involved others' rights.

>make amends...other's rights.
So take it upon your own power to realize how fucking stupid you were - but papa god doesn't like you not using his power so all that shit doesn't mean anything either way.

>>17760052
>>17760054
Quran : a forged doctor's note to excuse their behavior

>>17760056

>>17759440

>>17756016
Gather here disciples of The Christ - though there were few of you. Your works were too many to contain in the records and many witnesses to account for:
After gathering a patchwork of other close believers and rushing to meet the opposing camps far away - because they had seen many signs and omens not to attack you - you healed the many they had that had been pushed too far during their journey to return home and restored them fully. Thus, you made many new converts when they saw your meekness, piety, and love - for all of you were foreigners.
Where battles between armies did strike towns around your churches, you gave sanctuary, food, and peace to the innocent.
Your glorification is now - after doing works of mercy firsthand with righteousness for The Christ - you are to be known as "Saint Anon".
Go and live off the lands and blessings given to you by those you converted and saved - or continue in your faith to the far lands where word has begun spreading to leaders and servants alike - and demonstrate how others can become saints.