You don't have to be gay bro.
You can go heteromaxxing!!!
You need to train upon a mountain top to balance your inner chakara!!!
You need to slap the asses of women with big booty.
You need to watch fan service anime!!!!
You need to go and lift!!!!
You need to drive cool motorcycles and monster trucks!!!!
You need to eat healthy food and go on walks while smoking marijuana and DMT.
You need to consume right wing political conten and study classic philosophers like plato an aristotle.
You need to read the perfect words of the buddha while wearing cute socks.
You need to wrestle with your bros completely heterosexually to express your masculinity.
You need to be racist.
You need to go painting at the lake while we're is guawaring a monacle.
You need a snuggle with your brows while keeping the erection on lock.
You need to impregnate indian women with your seed as a favor to your indian bro.
You gotta let them become true Aryans again through bleaching.
You need to become selfish and help your community by donating your time to charity.
You need to love all people with real compassion in perfect peace.
You feel me my wigger?