>coffee
>nihongo practice
>livestreams of random city cams on my second monitor
>still an hour and a half before work
>sun hasn't risen
>no one has woken up
best start to the day

>>33221852
What?

Nah, dude.

I fuckin invented the grand unified theory of everything.

Except not as a joke. Or a lunatic fringe belief.

I am the dude, bro.

>>33219642
Complicated.

>>33219659
I'm still a virgin.

I never lose.