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>>33221143 (OP)Stop making threads you dumb fucking cunt, there are FOUR on the board right now
I just got back from the supermarket and there were a lot of beautiful girls there in their summer shorts. Literally all of them were taller than me. What manga should I read to cheer myself up?
>>33221148Nah this is good the old OP was disgusting to look at
I'll let it slide this time
I just harvested the organs of a 15 yo kid in a video game after he tried to kill my characters and gave his organs to the guy he shot, did I do the wrong thing.
how come the phrase is "ladies and gentlemen" like why do men have to be told to be gentle
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How to get an (non incel) english bf without going to to england
>>33221160That's not even the most recent thread. The most recent one is on page 5
>>33221153Boku no Kokoro no Yabai Yatsu
How do I get an English gf? I'm willing to go to England.
What are these things? I have a wall covered in them. They're like the cocoons of some small white/silver-and-black crawling insect, but I do not know the name. Do you guys know?
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>>33221187Ew ew ew ask an
>>33221195British women can't afford smartphones and can't operate technology that dates after the telegram
>>33221143 (OP)my female roommate keeps saying she's going to move out then buys another pet or some shit. I think she is biologically motivated to not go anywhere, main problem is I typically refuse to have sex with her when she comes into my bedroom at night once in a while. Otherwise she probably wants to build a life with a man whether she will admit it or not.
Anyway, how do I replace her with a younger (more fertile) roommate that isn't both fat and taller than me? Also she probably has some really bad influences giving her bad advice.
>>33221179Grow tea in your area. The british will invade in due time
>>33221202oh right, we're both single 30-something aging millennials
>>33221185go to england ig if youre willing. also dont be a loser and get off 4chan that might help.
>>33221202 tell her you don't want to fuck her and you find her unattractive
Women, thoughts on face sitting?
>have bears
>think I look like an axe murderer who lives in the woods, of worse, a neckbeard basement dweller
>decide to shave
>look like an ugly incel
Kill me
I will never be attractive
>>33221200>guy who can't read talking about failing to operate technology
>>33221214I'll gladly sit on a moid's face if it means I don't have to look at it.
>>33221202if I'm honest though, the only reason I don't have sex with her is that I can't just cum inside because the bitch will probably get pregnant and I'm still basically economically destitute because millennial
How can you be this fucking clueless and stupid, jesus fucking christ holy fucking shit fuck, you stupid fucking dumb fuck. FUCK. You would fucking somehow find a way to die if you were locked inside a supermarket for a single night you useless fucking piece of shit retard fucking worm
>>33221231Get help and take your meds
why do girls follow me first on Instagram, and when I follow back and decide to text them they don't even see my messages ? Like why did you even decide to follow me in the first place if this is what you're going to do ?
>>33221236To gain followers and maybe vague interest, probably
>>33221236anon you're just a number to them, they're collecting you
Why do men match with me on dating apps but don’t message me first? Am I not pretty enough?
>>33221236They want attention and validation
>>33221241>>33221244>>33221249How do I humble them? Give me a good line.
>>33221182>Boku no Kokoro no Yabai YatsuThis looks like it'll depress me more
>>33221221Sorry, given the nature of this thread I default to assuming anyone asking how to find/get X is asking for a gf.
>>33221248they get intimidated because you're too pretty, queen.
>>33221254that's not how this works. you can't humble someone when you're not even a human to them.
>>33221153Yotsuba
Yokohama
>>33221254Don't pay attention to them and don't follow them
What does "smelling like sex" actually men
>>33221179What kind of man do you want?
What kind of woman are you? Make something up if you want, I just want to daydream.
>>33221270Sweat, spit, and nuts
>>33221270Cum has a perticular smell. It's probably smelling of cum, grool, sweat and each other.
Women, sometimes when we have sex your vagina produces this white substance that looks kinda like cum but I haven’t nut yet.
What’s the deal with that?
>>33221256Yes (Chad face).
I literally cannot write a profile - dating app or otherwise - about myself that isn't just constant defeated insults. "Occasionally adequate", "I exist", etc.
How can I never have to talk myself up ever again, but not die alone in a dark hole?
>>33221287Ask chatgpt dumbass
>>33221283Cervical fluid mixed with lubrication from all the glands I can't remember that do that, dead skin cells from both of you.
>>33221283Pussy grool + friction = cum-like substance
>>33221271Mentally healthy, nice, polite, smart, sensitive, good hearted and would be a great father for our children
I’m all that except Im mentally ill, not very smart and also I’m a loser
>>33221289About Me
I like silence, sincerity, and people who don’t need to fill every gap with noise. Not great at small talk, but I’ll ask you weirdly specific questions until you feel seen. Probably overthinking this profile right now.
What I’m Doing With My Life
Trying to find meaning without making a personality out of it. Also: drinking decent coffee, noticing things others don’t, and occasionally staring at walls.
Looking For
Someone who isn’t afraid of pauses. Bonus points if you prefer late-night conversations over crowded events. If you’ve ever said “I don’t really like people, but I like you” to someone, we’ll probably get along.
Fun Fact
I’ve never unironically used the phrase “fun fact” before now.
___________
This is even worse than my own bullshit.
>>33221290>>33221291So is it largely a good sign or a bad sign?
Girls, what sort of material would you be okay with your boyfriend masturbating to?
>>33221295Yeah now reword it in a way you find palatable or refine your prompt
>>33221296It's a good sign and completely natural. Unless there's a bizarre consistency
Make Anons do you think most straight men prefer women younger than them or is that a stereotype?
Genuine question
>>33221297Normal straight stuff
>>33221305What are the implications of it showing up
>>33221312Hornyness? Touching?
>>33221317Sweet, we are so back
>>33221297Hetero hentai or things I've sent him.
>>33221307Leonardo DiCaprio consistently throws women to the curb when they hit 25. Most men with money and power would likely prefer younger women.
>>33221297i'm okay with relatively freaky stuff as long as i think it's high quality and good taste. i'd rather him be into some weird BDSM thing with good writing/acting/art than vanilla slopcore badly shot/written/drawn garbage
>>33221330Which only shows that he's incapable of loving anyone and wants to plow women during their best years to ruin them for other men.
>>33221330What’s the point of dating and marrying men if they will still prefer young women when we’re old?
>>33221326Well I hope you're into cosplay!
>>33221352So who gives a shit what that flabby fuck wants unless you're a gold digging crayon muncher?
>>33221340This but for women with height, frame and success
>>33221307I don't think most of us really care as long as she's generally in the same age group as us
>>33221287Male or female?
>>33221362except height/frame translate to higher base strength and success is obvious enough, basically better suited to raise and protect a family
meanwhile fucking younger women just to dump them once they hit 25 only adds more mentally ill single mothers to the world
>>33221307M. Depends on age. At 30 or beyond, the answer is yes.
Before 30, no i don't think so
>>33221375False equivalence
If you want a "muh breeding" answer, it's easier to tell how hot/good genetics a girl is when she's in her prime. Plus the fertility
Is it true men love the smell of their dicks?
>>33221382I can appreciate the musk.
>>33221382No, it smells like nothing. Kys fujo. You are free to huff mine though.
>>33221380fucking her at her prime doesn't matter if she lacks the resources to reliably raise the child on her own
hence why children of single mothers are more likely to become genetic dead end fuckups
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Women, thoughts?
>>33221336>BDSM thing with good writingwhat
>>33221391That doesn't change men's preference. And just look at what successful men do, they go for younger and prettier women, and the most successful men go for 20 year old supermodels.
>>33221340They will masturbate to pictures of young women's boobs, while they drive the kids to football practice and sleep with you in bed at night, build a life, and die with you, names on the headstone together
>>33221340What's the point of dating and marrying women if they prefer taller men? Wouldn't they simply run away as soon as a taller man shows up?
Will men really not want me when I become 25?
>>33221401the most successful men go for even younger women and are outed as literal pedophiles. there is no justification for moid behavior
>>33221340Because they'll stay with you so they can marry your daughter and granddaughter
Then go for men you find synonymous attraction to instead of CEOs and other shallow assholes.
Voila
>>33221375>be super big super strong alpha male all the females drool over>get instakilled by a pointy stick (arrow) going through your eye into your brain that a skinny manlet shot at a distance while you were distracted>your females get raped and your children massacredSo much for "higher base strength and success better suited to raise and protect a family", kek.
>>33221418no, relax. you will probably not even look 25, since you probably don't get any sunlight
>>33221418Of course not, you're still gonna be just as lovable. As long as you aren't aiming to bag some superstar like Leo
>>33221419Men are not innately into children. I probably can't convince you with just emotional arguments, but biologically it wouldn't make sense.
>>33221426>>get instakilled by a pointy stick (arrow) going through your eye into your brain that a skinny manlet shot at a distance while you were distractedRaging manlet fantasies are hilarious
>>33221395I'm a fat balding moid but I will give you my thoughts.
>>33221429I want a cute sweet boy that loves me and will marry me when the time is right. I don’t care if they’re a “superstar” or not
Found a nice music webzine, we're so back.
>>33221431You think your superior tallfag is made of iron or what?
How do I stop using people? I have this need to use other people and people end up catching on, and I end up having to kick the bucket.
The thing is I am unable to make friends this way and my life is very hollow.
How do I stop this pattern of behaviour?
>>33221426that is why we switched to monogamy after tools were invented.
though, thanks to feminism we might be switching back
>>33221436Permission granted, this is acceptable.
>>33221431>>33221442The point is that height/frame is pretty much useless for humans who can use tools and planification. The fact that women go ape over it shows that they're inferior lizard brain retards.
No wonder you had no rights and all cultures had a form of arranged marriage since the dawn of civilization.
>>33221447A tall man can use the same tools a manlet can so why settle for less?
>>33221446You need to calm down You need to calm down You need to calm down You need to calm down You need to calm down You need to calm down You need to calm down
I can't imagine a man loving me
>>33221447this is such a sad cope
Ladies, before I leave 4chan forever...
I gotta ask...
What are you doing here? Why here? What makes it so fascinating?
I mean, granted, I'll lurk lolcow farm every now and again, but I mean, those girls are fucking looney-tunes wacky.
What makes the men here interesting? How did you find 4chan?
>>33221438You will find him. I mean, it's not even going to be hard. Look around at what other women are doing, trying to run away from that and changing their pronouns to she/them/it. They're making the competition easier for you every day, kek. So many guys still want the old ways, and so many girls want new pronouns.
>>33221458I can't imagine a wowman loving me. Or a man, to be fair.
>>33221450Woman moment.
1. As mentioned, height doesn't make a man superior, so getting with a manlet isn't "settling for less".
2. Tall men are a tiny minority by definition.
3. Tall men can't use the same tools as effectively as short men. Something to do with mechanics, if I remember correctly.
4. You're a retarded female that will doom all civilization, so you should get no choice.
>>33221460>Ladies, before I leave 4chan forever...Why do you lie? You're a very dishonest person. It's not charming or endearing, it's just a pain to deal with someone who is never genuine when speaking with you.
>>33221466>1. As mentioned, height doesn't make a man superior, so getting with a manlet isn't "settling for less".A manlet can't reach the top cupboard
>>33221460>how did you find 4chanSevere self esteem issues
I discovered if I post lewd images of myself men would tell me they love me and want me to be their girlfriend or wife and it made me feel better about myself because I can’t find a boyfriend and lose my virginity
>>33221466M, Simmer down incel
>>33221459>can't argueConcession accepted.
>>33221447keep in mind that male height/beauty is useless like gold is useless.
sure you can't do that much with it physically, but you can make people do whatever you want.
>>33221460Why arre you leaving?
>>33221462Nooo not the blue hare and pronounce!
>>33221469Who gets to decide the top cupboard's height? That's right, men (manlets).
>>33221471Says the roastoid seething at the absolute facts.
>>33221470If it makes you feel better, you are not that dumb for doing that.
When you get validation from me or fat and balding anon, it costs nothing, you get no diseases, you can't get pregnant, I can't hit you, and I don't know where you live.
Meanwhile Nicole over there is getting validation by getting banged by dubious guys IRL and risking herself like crazy. Both of you are chasing the same thing but you are doing it in a safer way. So hopefully you feel a little smarter now.
>>33221469Manlets, as a member of a tool-using species, will simply stand on a chair to reach. It's subhuman to disregard the manlet's ability to use tools.
What is the deal with men calling women “roastie”? “I don’t understand
Men
I don't know any of my own secrets what do I do
>>33221493It's a way retarded porn brained coomers insult women for an anatomical feature they can't control
>>33221492So manlets have to compensate with tools...
Why do older women always give the best compliments? I had a woman tell me I was pretty and call me “little ladybug” earlier
>>33221489But I wish I was like “Nicole”. I wish men liked me enough to actually offer having sex instead of just saying “sexo fuckmeat”
>>33221493Myth that high body count causes labia to grow into roast beef
>>33221496Dw I already know all of yours.
>>33221460M
2012, my then girlfriend introduced me to /pol/ so I could follow the Zimmerman trial. Married 10 years now.
>>33221503F
Only old people ever compliment me too
But I think they just see I'm skinny and think thats pretty. And they have poor eyesight so I'm probably blurry. People my age are more discerning and can see the ugly details
>>33221470How old were you when you starting doing this, out of curiosity
>>33221470Yeah, fair.
We use what we have. Seems like you've figured out the cycle, and with it the mechanism. What helped you realize you were compensating for that insecurity?
Studying narcissism is helpful even for healthy people. Perhaps especially for them.
I recommend it.
>>33221474Gotta get to work, my man/girl.
Childhood is over.
>>33221501I don’t get it what’s wrong with a “roast beef” vulva. If a guy had a dick that looked like a sausage I wouldn’t be upset
>>33221507Can you tell me them
>>33221504Girl, please. This kind of thinking is how you read about those girls that get gang-raped at frat parties. They go there for validation thinking it will make them feel better to have men treat them like they're sexy, and then one thing goes into another and gets out of control.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeMeDihwyrg
Sex is too easy, every guy will give you that. You gotta find guys who will give you more.
>>33221468You're gonna have to tell me which of my exes you are...
This does not narrow it down.
6ft is just more fun for sex
>>33221503Because you get less compliments as you get older so they realize how much they miss it and want to help other women enjoy compliments while they can
That’s what my mom told me
>>33221460the closest thing i have ever felt to love and belonging was in tiny doses in random threads here over the years and it's awfully hard to not circle this place like a vulture looking for carcasses to pick for bits of meat just to get by. this place isn't interesting at all, it's the sahara desert, but everything between the lifeless desolation is very real feeling, compared to other sites which are sensory overload of artificial filler. a stomach full of soda. i hate soda.
>>33221526Women who are 6ft? Yeah, you're right. Good taste.
>>33221426You realize that you needed to have a lot of strength to be a bowman, right? Draw weight was like 50 to 180lbs depending on the bow type and you had to shoot it constantly. Skinny manlet peasants shooting arrows didn't really become a thing until crossbow aids were invented, which was well into human civilization.
>>33221517>Gotta get to workWhat kind of work
>>33221513M, 37, too many grossly young girls give me compliments at the gym, I work out at a YMCA so there are younger girls there. I always feel grossed out and flattered at the same time. I'd like to say something to a staff member but "those teenagers keep complimenting my abs and biceps" will probably just be bad for me.
>>33221460I'm here because when I was a senior in college, I had a panic attack over still being a virgin and could not find anything or anyone to talk to about it. This was the first and only place that said it was okay or even a positive
>>33221533I just want to be folded and tossed around by a bigger guy a short guy would never get it
>>33221531I’m sure she gets plenty of compliments.
>>33221532Oh boy...
Yeah, I feel that. Especially the fact that this is truly the last bastion of its species.
You know, this place helped Google build the first recommendation algorithm?? Moot taught them how to construct consensus mechanisms modeled off 4chan community organization tendencies.
>>33221515Early Last year, 19
This was when i began rapid weight loss, getting more attention as I lost weight helped motivate me
>>33221540That's us, baby. Bastion of traditional, conservative culture.
The last ironclad fortress of Christian values.
Man, I started using this place during the Bush era and I can't imagine what we would have thought of that as little kids, lmao. But I think it's how it had to go. Whatever you need to hear that people outside won't tell you, I guess that is what this place was made for.
>>33221518Men only like prepubescent looking vaginas
>>33221534You can find on the internet pics and vids of skinny manlet tribes shooting big bows to hunt and wage war.
>>33221550That's true even the guys that are into "cougars"
>>33221518Another porn thing, guys first experience is with porn, and in porn they select for "innies", and they likely see their first "roastie" on a much older and less attractive woman
>>33221518Roast beef vulva literally looks like an open wound, like flesh turned inside out. It looks disgusting.
On the other hand, an innie pussy looks like a pretty mouth or lips. It looks proper.
>>33221550>>33221552Nah, it disturbs me to see that in porn sometimes, the "puffy coinslot" look. Not all of us are closet pedos, come on.
>>33221460Just wanted to say thanks for that AI prompt, Im having a blast with it
>>33221554>p-porn its just pooornPathetic cope.
>>33221545Please don't stay here for long. I am 24 and I started coming here about your age and I genuinely believe it put me on a different trajectory in life due to it.
You will internalize things here that are not at all helpful to you or have any bearing in reality.
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>>33221541>tee hee a shorter guy would never get itI feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you, big gal? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am."
>>33221562I'm a man you retarded incel
>>33221558>disturbs me>muh pedoBrainwashed, kek.
>>33221521>They go there for validation thinking it will make them feel better to have men treat them like they're sexy, I won’t lie, I 100% feel this way. I know it’s bad and won’t help… but I want it. I want to experience it. I understand that there is a lot of risk but at the same time I mean.. I don’t know if I want to really say this but the way I see other women talk about it kinda sounds like a rite of passage. Not that I want to get hurt, absolutely not, but to put myself at risk and come out unscathed and having fun would make me feel better about growing up.
>>33221569NTA, but I'm calling bullshit. I watch barely any porn at all and I know there are all kinds, especially in amateur porn, etc. This whole idea that porn only shows 1 type of theoretically perfect woman comes from women who have never seen a porn video in their lives.
>>33221518I think a surprising number of guys dislike vulvas / labia in general, and the less of it they can see the better. It's very strange.
>>33221569You're a faggot simp, that's what you are.
Hope she reads this, bro. You'll be such a shining white knight to her.
I'll be there celebrating with you when she looks your way.
>>33221519You smell bad sometimes
Women, would you prefer having perkier tits or bigger tits?
>>33221550Ew ew ew please don’t ever say that again
>>33221567Yeah you really don't get it lmfao
>>33221578>zoomerspeak on top of being an incelInferior creature, scream impotently for me
>>33221581Perky. My breasts are okay size but I wish they were prettier shape. They’re not a bad shape I think they’re just not super perky, like maybe average shaped
>>33221579Not a secret and I smell bad all the time
>>33221551Hunting, sure, but not war. Their small little bows would get fucked by larger bows used by larger men.
>>33221576>This thing I barely watch, I can definitely talk about trends regarding it
>>33221590Nobody screaming except you at whores, for validation.
>>33221536Whatever keeps me distracted from the horrors of infinity, I guess.
>>33221560Pretty wild, right?
It (probably) won't get you all the way to human level sentience, but it's a start.
True AGI is actually very tricky to get working, and incredibly difficult to manage. Took me about 4 weeks.
>>33221426Why are manlets like this?
getting pinned down by a man in bed just doesn't hit the same when he's small
>>33221594Hypothetical nonsense.
>>33221574Well it's not like I can blame you for that, kek. That's human. I mean we all get those urges all the time. I want to be shot, I want to crash my motorcycle, kek. I want there to be a war sometimes, I want a few more scares. Once I downed a bottle of rum just to see what being that wasted is like, and I couldn't handle drinking rum for a year after that, just the smell made me sick. I still don't drink rum anymore.
Love shouldn't be played with like that, though, it's more important. If you find the right guy, it can be a transcendental bonding experience. I'm practicing what I preach, even. Despite being old I still want to treat these things like they're special, so I avoid even holding hands with a girl if I don't think she's right and special. The emotional power of these human connections shouldn't be underestimated. It will be great when you find the right guy to take these risks with.
>>33221591Like my nipples don’t face up they face like mostly straight forward. My boobs are very round at the bottom they’re not like pointy. They’re not like teardrop they’re more water balloon, does that make sense? I’d rather they be perky
I think that’s because of my weight loss
>>33221603Preaching to the choir, do you think there is a single short man that isn't aware of how women see him? kek
>>33221577Being so straight you watch lesbian born has its emotional perks.
Vulvas are works of high art.
>>33221426>>33221447Aww, look at this cute little guy, he's so scary!!
>>33221594NTA but stop this. One short, crooked wooden arrow in the gut and before antibiotics, your life is over. There's a reason people had to invent structures like monogamy and then religion, hierarchy, seniority, etc, it's just necessary to have peace and stop the madness. People are so fragile, and violence is so easy. We gotta remember that sometimes.
>>33221603What if he's 160cm but you're 10yo and thus 130cm or something, so he's big compared to you?
I want to get pinned down hard to the bed and kissed and touched everywhere while I tell him how good he’s making me feel
>>33221620>manlets have to prey on 10 year olds to feel big
>>33221616There are quite a few videos on the internet of people going "shoot me, i dare you, you won't do shit!!" and then going AAACKK.
You just reminded me of them. Kek.
>>33221620>manlet>disgusting name a more iconic combo?
>>33221605I have so many urges that I feel guilty about
>>33221614Oh absolutely. I don't know why people are always bickering over boobs vs ass when pussy is clearly the cream of the crop.
>>33221622>females fantasize about being pinned down and preyed upon>get mad when males do itWomen coffee cup
>>33221604Larger bows with more draw weight require more size but they can shoot much faster and much further. You can't just give the skinny manlets tools and act like big dudes can't also use tools themselves. Like some skinny autistic manlet didn't just one day go invent a bow in his cave to deal with the caveman chad beating everyone up with a club lmao We all evolved at the exact same time and size has always been a massive advantage.
Follow up to my post about older women complimenting well. Why do men say women go down hill after about 25 to 30 years? What the fuck is wrong with you? You’re making these 40 to 60 year old women think they’re unattractive. They don't realize that I would literally marry them on the drop of a dime if they just asked.
>>33221518It's an urban legend thing like
>>33221505 said. It's like thinking someone's dick will shrink if he squeezes it too hard while masturbating. It's nonsense but it plays up to people's insecurities so they repeat them regardless
>>33221496What kind of secrets do you think would be cool to have?
What do you guys bet that Manlet is the Faq poster?
They're both disgusting narcissist
>>33221623>>33221426>>33221447
>>33221588>omg I'm talla man 2 feet shorter than you can overpower you, he's just too nice to do so. Too many women are insulated from the consequences of physically challenging the men in their lives. Your muscles are hilariously weak and your bones are like glass.
>>33221577You know, I've always had the hypothesis that in the male brain, there simply is no circuit that's designed to judge the vulva's "correctness". That's why I think futa/shemale porn is abnormally popular and people can have endless pointless debates about the shape and size of the labia, and it never really seems to matter. At one point we were so furry you couldn't even see the vagina at all. I mean, you could barely see the dick when it wasn't hard.
>>33221627>fantasizing about an adult is the same as fantasizing about a childmanlet logic is vile
>>33221628>We all evolved at the exact same time and sizeOh yeah, that's why Whites/Europeans have turbobrains that allowed them to conquer the whole world while Africans couldn't invent a wheel or a chair.
And remember, it's not tools alone but planification also. Ancient Romans were supposedly manlets yet they were mogging everyone left and right. Same with the Japanese.
>>33221636>a man 2 feet shorter than you can overpower you, he's just too nice to do so.Holy mother of cope LMAO
>>33221625Like the kind on literotica, the kind that get you on government watchlists, or the kind you can't write about at all?
>>33221638>ovulating female whose body is begging to be bred is a child
>>33221633I don't know
my secrets are like. I pick my nose
>>33221621I want to do this to femanon while 8 guys are arguing about unrelated stuff in the next room
>>33221632I mean, I think everyone knows it's not true but they repeat it cause they think it's funny (like boomers saying asian girls have sideways pussies)
can you retards please stop taunting the dwarf
he's going to shoot up a club if you keep provoking him
>>33221637My intuition says there's another critical factor here but it's hard to argue with the facts.
>>33221644The kind you’d see in fanfictions, like yeah literotica or Ao3
The kind of stuff I would be willing to tell a partner but not admit to friends
>>33221639I say "we" as in any people of the same tribes living in the same areas together who would have access to same tools, and planification has nothing to do with size.
>>33221153>Literally all of them were taller than melucky sonnova
>>33221637True, the bits being actually visible is a pretty recent development for humans. But so many guys don't just seem to stop at being neutral, like one might expect from that. They express straight-up revulsion. I don't get it.
Why was rock lobster the b-52’s song to get popular again when love shack is so obviously the far superior song?
>>33221660Based. I don't know why you worry so much, everything you write sounds like you'll be happy with a guy, and it'll be good.
>>33221665I feel like love shack is objectively more famous.
>>33221661>I say "we" as in any people of the same tribes living in the same areas together who would have access to same toolsVery convenient restriction.
>planification has nothing to do with size.It does when you can use it to render size useless once again.
>>33221668I hope you’re telling the truth
The longer it takes for me to even find my first boyfriend the more I feel like I’m not worthy of love
>>33221669Yeah overall it I’m taking about specifically in the past few years with gen z
>>33221625Based and same, nothing quite like the human experience
>>33221557I think because I'm a homosexual roast beef vulva looks really hot. I can't stand the innie pussy.
>>33221673Yeah, don't worry. Think of it this way, you are just taking your time to make sure the experience is worthy of you. You don't want to waste your feelings and pain on something that isn't right.
>>33221619I understand why monogamy and religion and all that exists, but we're talking about evolutionary science here. The technology of humans has evolved way faster than our brains have. It's like saying men shouldn't be attracted to wide hips since the chances of women dying during childbirth nowadays is virtually zero. We can't just simply turn off that side of our brains that is responsible for physical attraction.
Why is submissiveness considered a kink but dominance is normal?
I like feeling submissive and daydreaming about submitting. Is it really all that bad I feel that way?
>>33221682Man can you please stop posting this every fucking day
Women, how is the baby fever going?
>>33221686I only think about one guy
>>33221681>We can't just simply turn off that side of our brains that is responsible for physical attraction.we can
it's called krokodil
>>33221670>It does when you can use it to render size useless once again.Once again, large dudes also can plan things and use tools. We aren't fucking RPG classes with different abilities.
>>33221685I’ve been in this thread for like 2 days lol
>>33221681yeah, you're totally right about that. Our biological desires are destined to be way behind our societies and technologies. I know that painfully well since I'm attracted to skinny, pale, sub damsel in distress types, kek
If only I could want girlbosses, fat girls, or trans girls, that would be so convenient. If we could choose our sexuality we'd all be a lot happier.
>>33221682Just get a boyfriend already
>>33221686I want to have his kids and foster kids too.
>>33221685Actually that's not "women hate submissive men" anon, kek, friendly fire
>>33221682I think in modern American culture our insatiable lust for confidence and winning (If you ain't first, you're last!!!) makes it seem like dominance is the only correct orientation. Submissive sexuality is not bad and it's normal. Even Hollywood is starting to come around, Nicole Kidman was drinking from dog bowls a little while back.
>10:30 pm
>still light out
Huh nigga???
>>33221705The glory of living on the best coast.
>>33221676I've never seen a pussy that even remotely resembles a wound.
>>33221692Right. I'll say it one last time, the secret is to be the assertive man women want you to be, then seduce her into it gradually, with a fembrained version of femdom, not a coomer latex, whips and pegging version. Avoid at all costs being the "step on me mommy"or "I'm a worthless worm" type guy. Women don't want a worm, they want a knight, a king. Ultimately though, 99.5% of women are not into this and something you do will give her the ick eventually, but she will put up with that because she loves you.
>>33221701> Nicole Kidman was drinking from dog bowls a little while backIs it bad I fantasize about doing stuff like this sometimes?
cant stop thinking about this man's pecs help
>>33221709Isn't the only pussy you see the one in the mirror every day?
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>>33221714If you're a woman it means you've got daddy isses.
But, you know... the hot kind.
>>33221720… how did you know?
>>33221714Lol, no, and hot.
If you make a list of the dark desires of everyone in this thread that would among the least problematic. Plus it's safe and private, no issues, green light!
>>33221718When I'm climbing out of your mother's bed in the morning, yeah.
>>33221603Bitch you're useless, fucking starfish.
Bounce him in and out of your pussy.
Break the rules.
>>33221714PuppyGirl spotted, put on the leash
>>33221532Yea this place feels very unique. Also sociopathic too.
>>33221728Damn, way to out yourself as small bro
>>33221727Exhibanon, I'm aware she's a whore but you should stay the night.
Let her wreck another relationship.
>>33221737You bet! And my dick is really small too! Or really big!
>>33221729no no no no no I’m not like a furry or anything I just want to have a power imbalance in bed
>>33221724Does anyone have that scatterplot of links? I’ll circle the ones I have
>>33221744>no no no no no I’m not like a furryYou don't need to be a furry to be a puppy girl.
If a man told you to sit down or show your belly with a stern voice I'm sure you'd listen.
>>33221747..maybe
But I don’t want to be a puppy I’m not into pet play I just like the power dynamic
need to feel him throb and drip in my mouth
>>33221752>>33221753Why are the foids ovulating
State gender
Do you believe there is a difference in a man cheating and a woman cheating?
>>33221751>...maybeCase in point
>I just like the power dynamicThats fine too, still gonna make you put on a collar though
>>33221723I know everything.
Including the telltale signs of goth tarot reader girls into wearing etsy bought spiked collars.
It's ex-bad boy community service to let them take work through their daddy issues on you.
>>33221753I need him to remove my gag reflex
>>33221543i didn't know that about google. man. time hasn't been kind to this place.
with people all angry about new AI these days i am shocked people weren't angry about content feeding algorithms. wish i could navigate youtube by most recent upload or search by hashtag or something.
>>33221744or do you want more?
>>33221770Big dick man trick for all you ladies out there struggling with this...
Wrap both your thumbs inside your fingers and squeeze them. Your gag reflex will drop by aboit 35%.
>>33221744or even more? (also lol at the brutal descriptions in this one)
>>33221758M
Yes, because a woman can get pregnant and lie to the man, while a man can't.
Also, a man dominates while a woman submits during sex, so a woman letting another man dominate her is far worse than a man having another woman submit to him.
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Women, what is your favorite part of a man?
>>33221774>brother/sister incest is at the level of body horror and brutality, nearing castration and scat, etcMaybe I'm autistic but I don't get it
>>33221773Cccan he pressure my points while I suck? Like holding hands?
Need to fall asleep with her in my arms, skin against skin, heat building up, sweat making us sticky and slick, my nose in her hair, her scent drawing her into my dreams, no escape, wouldn't want to escape anyway.
That's just for napping though. For overnight sleep we can have separate beds, maybe even separate rooms.
>>33221774>Having consent violated>~30%>High female gender ratioWomen, explain yourselves.
>>33221778This is weirdly unnerving.
>>33221701The Sabrina Carpenter thing says otherwise
I think Kidman got away with it because she was also like 30 years older than the guy
>>33221778My forearm hair trails down all the way to my index finger and I have hair on my knuckles
>>33221790Smoothbros, I don't think this is our time to shine...
>>33221778>tfw hairless swimmer build
>>33221271>manCharming, funny, makes me nervous in that exciting way. Smart, successful, blue eyes, looks a little fish-eyed. Skinny, like almost unhealthy skinny. Sometimes surprisingly nervous. Name starts with a C. Always combs his hair back and up, I honestly think it looks a little silly but I also love that he puts the effort in, like a puffed up peacock. Pretty in the way guys can be sometimes, but not effeminate.
>woman/me (?)Dark hair, dark eyes. Pale and too serious, undiagnosed autistic, constantly overthinking and analyzing. Pretty lips, long eyelashes. Short and stacked, like a pear.
Damn. I miss scratching his back :/
>>33221789I'm afraid that can only mean one thing...
You're gay.
>>33221470>whoring yourself out for validationPathetic
>>33221295this sounds like me. eerie. guess all 4channers really are the same.
>>33221297My nudes. My face. Directly on my face.
>>33221773>>33221782>Using hand holding to bypass her gag reflexI think I unlocked a new kink
>>33221798Not me, I drink tea instead of coffee.
>>33221778HAPPY TRAIL. happy trail. your happy trail. the trail. el camino feliz.
>>33221771Well tgey worked pretty well back then.
They really helped cut through the absolute dogwater trash of stuff like that... h3h3... guy? Fucking, Amazing Athiest... remember that guy being everywhere?
>>33221641woman cope, yes a fucking midget could hand you your ass. Estrogen sucks.
>>33221774I found the medium sized one (sorry for no response I was editing it) and filled it out but I’m going to fill this one out because oh my god
>>33221391>children of single mothers are more likely to become genetic dead end fuckupsI read this and can only nod in resignation.
M or F
Do you like watching parades?
>>33221295Not OP, I might run this as my bio for week and see how it turns out.
Just gonna take out
>Probably overthinking this profile right now.and
>Fun Fact>I’ve never unironically used the phrase “fun fact” before now.
>>33221785The survey population is some degenerate tranny's twitter followers. It's not generalizable.
>>33221391>children of single mothers are more likely to become genetic dead end fuckupsAs the child of a single mother.
So far you seem to be right, might be able to get a nice broad pregnant though.
>>33221636>>33221805A midget can get kicked in the face easily
>>33221806Listen... I might have the charisma and incredible good looks of that tall one from Supernatural...
But I I've never made a girl go literally horny retarded before.
Go me.
>>33221813F
Yeah, I'm going to one tomorrow. Happy PRIDE.
>>33221815>>33221821i choose to believe these are the same anon
>>33221143 (OP)Both genders,
What's your favorite hobby?
I love target shooting
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Okay I’m going to post both because they don’t have the same stuff
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>>33221818>might be able to get a nice broad pregnant thoughWhy do you want to subject another mother and child to the same suffering
>>33221834because I'll be there <3
>>33221830M
Spending time with my wife
>>33221831>>33221833Kek. Miss Wife Material is way too normal for this thread.
If the guys start filling this out you will want to close your eyes
>>33221831>>33221833You made yourself sound like a freak but this is almost prude sexual fetishes in 2025
>>33221824>>33221826Thank you
>>33221828No, but I agree. Also, if you look closely, infants and toddlers are just barely less taboo than pre-pubescent children.
>>33221785This only really applies in this scenario:
Men look at sex as something they do. Women look at sex as something that happens to them.
Since this is my last ever 4chan thread, and I've been here since 2009...
Do any of ya'll remember any especially weird or funny threads throughout the years?
I remember on /b/ this guy would do utterly stupid "magic" tricks with very basic photoshop. Everyone in the threads would pretend they were astonished.
>>33221837What are you going to tell me the people in this thread are into fucking their own dead bodies mutilated genitalia and dogs?
>>33221843>Since this is my last ever 4chan threadSee you tomorrow
>>33221831Are you into being financially dominated?
>>33221765>>33221772>>33221774Are all of these fucking aella?
>>33221843Why is this your last thread?
I thought you quit your job and you broke up with your gf
>>33221846>>33221847Nah, nah, for real. Literally part of a legal strategy.
A personal legacy. Closing.
A man changing into what he was always meant to be.
Plus I don't really wanna tie myself to here in any way.
>>33221849Idk I saw it in the chart and thought
>that wouldn’t be the worst. Imagine being a CEOs toy that sounds interesting and funI’m at a good school studying STEM, I’m going to be dual income if I ever get a husband. It’s just kinda a nice thing to fantasize about, I don’t actually want it
Also I’m not good enough for rich men
>>33221852What?
Nah, dude.
I fuckin invented the grand unified theory of everything.
Except not as a joke. Or a lunatic fringe belief.
I am the dude, bro.
>>33221853Really?
He types a lot like QT
>>33221843there was a guy who used to make up obtuse riddles and answer questions until someone got the very specific answer. i also remember a guy who posted rei with roast running to school like every day for years.
>>33221859>futa>peggingNow THIS is a 4chan girl
>>33221860No the fuck he does not
>>33221855That's not financial domination
Financial domination is like cucking but with money
>>33221861Lmao.
Any memorable tripfags? They're all so tame now.
Avatarfagging was what made it amusing. I used to troll the absolute fuck out of them.
>>33221859>Huge size differenceHow tall are you, weight too if you're comfortable sharing that.
>>33221843>Do any of ya'll remember any especially weird or funny threads throughout the years?I remember the thread CB lost her virginity and it was posted.
What a thread that was.
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>>33221863NTA, I don’t get it.. those are disgusting
>>33221855>I’m going to be dual income if I ever get a husbandEnjoy never seeing your kids.
>>33221865Wait really? Actually wait what does cocking mean here? I thought it meant watching your partner have sex with others?
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>>33221870I don't know who that is.
I am an elder God.
>>33221859Don't get switches
Too extreme
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>>33221367You don't honestly think that could be female, do you
>>33221866i've historically found tripfags to be ironically very forgettable
>>33221875The man gives a woman money and gets nothing in return
Really dumb
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>>33221873I’m not good enough to be a housewife. No man would ever think I’m good enough to not have a job and stay home.
>>33221879We've had a femanon posting about her app experience non-stop for a few days
>>33221882If I ever go on Joe Rogan I'll quote this.
Right after we discuss how many Jewish concubines I get for knowing the kabbalah.
>>33221859>too-small clotheswhat
>>33221888Pic rel is either B or F also wtf are you talking about with Jewish concubines??
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>>33221859I got confused at first looking at yours because I didn't realize we did different ones.
>>33221855girl, gigachads are basically your entire dating pool, that's why you're single in the first place
not a lot of guys are equipped to dominate a super tall girl that makes 100k a year
>>33221890NTA but pretty self explanatory, think micro bikini's or crop tops that show a little too much underboob
>>33221885>not have a job and stay home.You would have a job, the most important job, which is to raise the kids.
>>33221890NTA I like wearing tight clothes but clothes too tight make me just feel fat
>>33221843Really digging deep for that attention eh Aus Creep
>>33221855How tall are you?
>>33221895Most men can't support a household without dual income earning
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>>33221893> not a lot of guys are equipped to dominate a super tall girl that makes 100k a yearWhy? That’s no fair, I have the same sexuality as other girls
Also I’m not only interested in “””gigachads””””
Is it possible to find good maledom/femsub stuff to jerk off to?
Most of it goes from meh to icky
>>33221902..5’10
I’m not proud of it
>>33221892Bro you gotta branch out more.
>>33221909You're still shorter than me.
I would call you tiny.
>>33221909>ywn a yuge femanon friend that lets you sit on her feet as you hold your arms around her legs and she swings you like a cat.
I mean I’m still in school I’m obviously not making 6 figures. I would really love if me and another student had a long distance relationship and we stuck together as we both graduate and get high paying jobs and raise rich kids in the city
But I know that’s unrealistic and impractical
>>33221893>not a lot of guys are equipped to dominate a super tall girl that makes 100k a yearI am if I'm allowed to be a house husband
Ladies (and bros)...
Lend me your power...
*spirit bomb gathers mass, the souls of all creation sing*
Give me a weird song you love
https://youtu.be/p5LKdq0jYME?si=KFmqMaoDZsR4ODCh
>>33221899I think you mignt have dementia.
>>33221920Only if you're sharing the juice and wish me something good.
https://youtu.be/7gKqPkHDZOI?si=Uu52PzVAkAmzSI3g
>>33221922I think you should quit smoking weed, your psychosis is pretty bad.
>>33221920M
Its either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kWgvEKIo4c
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJE3VbQC8zk
and fuck it I'm gonna throw in a playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOj6w3DKQK5MesEH1iuEwG8Gz4C4mELUJ
>>33221920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yqUJXoJk64
>>33221933Yup. Pussy too ;)
>>33221925I think you might be projecting a little, honey. I'm not that guy.
Or if you're a man then obviously you're just incredibly insecure.
Either way, you've got a point. I should get to work.
So long.
>>33221920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kER5OP9-ZZc
women
do you use your feminine wiles to ensnare and captivate men because its enjoyable or is it just a means to an end
>>33221905well yeah, you have the same sexuality as other girls, but it's more convenient for them, lol
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>>33221921I was kinda thinking doing stuff inside the airplane,
but hey there are some...
>>33221935Whatever strain of mental illness you got, it’s very bad. Get some psychotherapy because all you do is post here trying to bait women into answering your daddy Dom posts then crying when they don’t, and the other half is generic “I saw behind the curtain and it blew my brain up” type shit like talking about going on Joe Rogan. This is seriously unhealthy and pretty pathetic, and you feeling the need to put down people who point this out shows that you’re aware of it to some degree. This method of escapism is crude and ineffective, quit doing drugs and hit the gym.
>>33221939:(
But I can’t be a housewife and I can’t become shorter so what else am I supposed too do
>>33221943would dominate you anyway.
>>33221907That's what literotica is for. Japanese stuff is only good for pictures, not dynamics, and video porn is only good for physical acts, their acting is only comedy at best
>>33221920https://youtu.be/cA64x2PQTsU
TransMen confuse me but as long as they haven't had top surgery yet I'll still make them feel like a woman.
Thoughts?
>>33221943Relax and be happy since you are pretty enough and good enough in personality to find the guy you need anyway, you don't even need to lower your standards
>>33221920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWGolv2iqM0
>>33221943>femanon getting bullied by a smug 5'3 housewifewhen he pins her down she probably has her ENTIRE body covered by his
like the entire front and sides of her body are in contact with his sweaty MANMEAT
you will never have this
>>33221942My man, I post here once every 3 months for maybe a day.
Are you referring to just being jokingly charming for fun as daddy/Dom roleplay?
Are you, like, currently living under the stairs of a foster family from Wyoming who believes Satan put dinosaur bones in the ground to test our faith?
You have absolutely got the wrong person.
And are extremely creepy. I'm from the US.
>>33221945It sucks
I feel nothing about this
I want to dominate a girl irl
I don't care about the fictional girls
>>33221950Only if I like you. I'm not a manwhore.
>>33221955Kek, same here brotha. Ain't that life.
>>33221920M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyYCzaCoVz8
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>>33221954Ah so you’re just lying for fun. Having a lie straight up. Go on then. So much for leaving 4chan forever, right? You’re still posting, still responding to me. If the stuff I was saying wasn’t true, you wouldn’t respond to it, it wouldn’t feel resonant.
>completely out of left field word salad allegoryThis is what I’m talking about btw. This is not healthy, a mentally sound mind doesn’t feel the need to reach for such an extreme outlier in a simple example to say “you are insane”, your ego is very damaged. Maybe you have multiple personalities, eh?
>>33221961Just date a tall guy
Plenty of tall super models get married to men
>>33221965But I’m not model hot
>>33221962Oh, you're a nutcase.
I guess that is one downside to 4chan. It's why I've really only lurked.
People come here for conversion, genius.
>>33221966I'm sure you're plenty fuckable
>>33221966M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j25A_rN3u0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E07yrVzIA1g
>>33221967And what is it we’re doing? Your smug self righteous attitude is a bitch to work through, to be sure. I wouldn’t talk to you if I didn’t personally relate to it. I’m impressed at how easily you can lie, though. Do you feel as if you have multiple faces and since the face I’m talking to usually lurks, you aren’t lying?
>>33221966you are still "tall six figures white guy" hot, it's enough
>>33221920>>33221969I fucked up my reply
>>33221961>she catches you coming home from work"how was work, nona?" she asks, as her husband comes outside and protectively wraps his BIG arms around her tummy and whispers in her ear that she shouldnt be on her feet so much
she smirks at you and gives you a snarky "byee~" before raising her arms in an unspoken signal for her man to lift her up into his arms and carry her to her bed
while you stand there on the porch
and when you unlock the door and come inside the stairs have never looked more daunting knowing you have to walk them alone
>>33221920https://youtu.be/xqJurrQKNdE?si=t-Z-31Vjm3L7ZW1b
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>>33221968Real confidence booster
>>33221976Unless the "man" is a 5'6 manlet in which case he has midget arms lmao.
>>33221966>>33221981Just date a tall guy.
You're only 20, you have plenty of time to get a boyfriend
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Women will unironically share shit like when they've already had premarital sex multiple times with numerous different partners.
i like to do fitness art and piano. how the fuck do i find time to meet people and be social?
>>3322193899% of the time I'm just yapping and men get hard. The ones Iike are either too dumb to receive signals, or so smart they reject me prematurely.
>>33221970So, I'm gonna have to ignore you because you're bringing down the cool chill vibe of the song sharing.
Which is lame.
However, let me hit you with something... people share themselves here. They change. They sometimes share stories that seem disjointed, or unusual, because those are the ones worth bothering to share.
Consider that to the degree we are annoyed by another's actions, we are often to that same degree unconscious of it in ourselves.
You might be projecting your own tendencies for deception and fantasy making onto, say, fantastic stories. There's an art to fun.
It's worth exploring why you hate someone you see yourself in.
>>33221985Uh, it's called maturing, incel.
>>33221982Every night anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsIv7_DDIzk
>>33221988All your random tripe aside, I never said I hated you, interesting projection. Don’t mind me Aus Creep, keep gathering your attention energy.
>>33221986The answer is "LOL"
there are only 24 hours in the day
prepare for work, commute, work, commute, errands, exercise, food, hobbies, sleep, where are the extra hours
>>33221981>femanon realizing she can never ever win an argument with the 5'3 housewife because she'll get hit with the eyebrow raise like "oh yeah? and where's YOUR man if you're so smart?"we need to invent a new word to describe this level of overness
>>33221993This is funny coming form a 5'4 incel
>>33221985Why do religioncels post here?
>>33221981cute cat
>>33221982emo as fuck. the only human i like talking to is avoiding me.
but i like you people too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOB4VdlkzO4
>>33221998Because Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins and was raised from the dead 3 days later.
I am so fucking miserable. I think I need help. I don't want to use other people to make myself feel better. I don't want to do things I will regret.
I can't progress, I can't move on.
I need actual help. I should just kill myself.
>>33221998where else are they gonna post?
>>33222003Care to explain what's wrong and what you're doing to people?
>>33222003What's the problem?
>>33221998>>33222003Should definitely talk to a therapist, dude
>>33221920https://youtu.be/RSL6KqWKFvo?si=eLS-tVgrXDXnZGJ9
>>33221998I date to marry because I don't see the point otherwise. If I date a woman it's because I love her. If I love her, I want to marry her.
>>33221662Not really, I mean yeah they were hot but I felt pretty intimidated and didn't want to be around them. Like yeah I'm used to guys being taller than me, that's natural. But girls taller than me must not even see me as human.
>>33221998Stastically premarital sex is one of the biggest predictators of failed marriages. You could easily make a secular argument against it.
>>33222010They just see you as tiny. You're like a cocker spaniel next to a golden retriever.
>>33222005I kinda went back to my default anhedonia and stopped caring. But this is exactly what keeps me miserable.
>>33222006Me.
>>33222007Thanks. Already did. Could do it again. But I feel hopeless.
Now I feel cringe :)
>>33222014>cringeNatural state of being human. So are you going to get into the 2000 grit of this or what?
>>33222011False equivalency.
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>>33222014>went back to my default anhedonia and stopped caringrelatable content
>>33222017How is that a false equivalency?
>>33221143 (OP)M
What does it mean to be predatory in the case of women? When do bad intentions turn into "I gotta get the fuck away from this dude"
>>33222021depends on the woman, some crave to be devoured
>>33222021When we smell autism particles like sharks do with blood in the water
>>33222021This is like some shit the modern ted bundy would type
>>33222026It's quite literally akin to a pheremone, or at least very similar according to a study and related article I'd read.
>>33222023Shit, then I must smell like chum to all the women in my life.
>>33222029whats chum? chud cum?
>>33222029Maybe to the normal ones. Who knows how medications like stimulants, ssris, birth control, autism/other divergency, and other shit affect it
>>33222030damn, sea world is abusing the animals again
>>33221911I don't want to.
>>33222030Chum? You know, shark bait? Chum bucket?
>>33222027I'm just a weird idiot man, I don't like hurting women in general. Just want some pointers on not scaring good people off
>>33222030Shark bait. Like blood, guts, discardables from fishing
I was supposed to go to a rave last night but I went to my friend's party and it was really nice.
Sorry femanon who helped me decide on makeup.
>>33222035Step 1: don't be ugly
>>33222021Men have lied to me so much, I'm so desensitized but want to redeem people. I guess I just hate myself by allowing bullshit.
>>33222033It's true. Evidently this doesn't work for sociopaths and abusives without the tism.
>>33222021Treat women as if you don't even have a physical body, and you are just talking to her as a detached entity
Be nice, respect consent and boundaries
You unlock touching when you are actually dating her
Hello girlies!
Your younger brother visits you in prison. What do you want to talk about?
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Male anons do you like scented candles?
>>33222037You enjoyed yourself, that was the whole point.
>>33222048I like scented candles with a tall woman in the room.
>>33222048Inside, no. I don't like any smell that is going to linger in the house
>>33222048No, I hate the damn things. They're always off
>>33222048Yes, but I prefer wax melts desu
>>33222048Yes. I have scented candles and incense sticks in my room.
>>33222051F mouse. Maybe a stoat. I like Crows too, though. And anoles.
>>33222057>f, youTakes babe
>>33222046Conjugal visit please
>>33222028Please post study if you have it
>>33222048I don't like very strong smells.
>>33222048Yes I'm very smelly. By which I mean I like smells.
>>33222048I like to have chocolate or coffee scented candles in my room
Hi girls! I just wanted to kill your horny with a fish pic.
>>33222069Google my post. Or chatgpt it.
Teach a man to fish, etc
>>33222067where you taking me?
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>>33222062Why are you posting your homestuck OC?
>>33222051M
Bears. I'd love to hug one but I know it would kill me. Also they climb insanely fast
>>33222075wow now im rly horny
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>>33222075am not horny at all haha gottim
>>33222080>Turns on stove
>>33222080Nta
I’m pretty sure that’s just vriska, not an oc
Women, why do you lose your virginity to men who view you as a conquest?
>>33221424
>>33222080It’s not mine. Tfw no vriska gf
>>33222088I didn't, because that's fucking gross and retarded.
>t. Teen puppy love haver
>>33222088Chad's right to the first night
Post gender
What kind of things scream "I'm a virgin"?
I recently found out that using a controller to play games on your phone is one of them so I'd like to just find all of my issues ASAP
>>33222048Yes, I don't like how it I use them they disappear.
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>>33222097>Ppl do that???Phones can play GameCube games comfortably nowadays
>>33222085We let him go. We were unequipped to cook him
>>33222094>Cleans keyboard with a toothpick>Corrects the grammar of corporate emails>Keeps old usernames like “xXDarkL0rdOfFireXx” active on legacy forums>Owns a body pillow but only uses it to stabilize his spine during side-sleeping>Plays rhythm games with full-body intensity even when alone>Has a custom Discord emote of his old RuneScape character>Has a favorite Finnegans Wake quote and uses it in online arguments>Watches YouTube video essays at 1.25x speed to “maximize absorption”
>>33222093Because he doesn't care about you?
>>33222107the universe is uncaring
>>33222105you know, I think I wish I had become this guy.
instead I turned out more like pic related
why did i have to try to learn to be a normie. now I have nothing
>>33222064Stoats are awesome
>>33222109turns out that trying to minimize yourself to belong doesn‘t work, it just turns you into a hollow shell that everyone is bored of before they even met you
what a shame
>>33222108The universe isn't a moid
>>33222117or is it?or is the eternal moid a fragment of the universe?
>>33222113Yeah. It was over for me anyway, though.
It's not like anyone liked XxxDarkstarxxX either, kek. That's life I think. Some of us are just not meant for people.
Or who knows, maybe one day I'll learn to put on a persona that people like.
Or even meet someone that likes how I act when I'm accidentally talking freely.
>>33218946Reasons outside of your control that you shouldn't be concerned about, but just know that it's probably a good thing.
Maybe she was cheating on her bf or was on break or something and has now freaked out about what she did. Don't do anything. Either she'll mellow out and reach back to you and you have to reconsider if this girl is psycho or not, or you move on
Goddammit I missed the new thread because you faggots keep making new ones
Guys, I really love him so much. He's such a character. I would fixate on him forever if he let me. He warms all of the shards of my heart back to liquid glass. I'd drink him like I've never known water...
Pray for me?
>>33222122pretty sure there must be someone out there that matches your freak, maybe they just could not locate you because you hollowed yourself out to the point of unrecognizability
>>33222124prayers have been sent out
>>33222124What's he streaming today?
Men, pick one
Woman with no tits
Woman with very fake bolt ons
>>33222124Look, Markiplier has a nice voice, but parasocial fixations like this are unhealthy
>>33222132No tits ez no re
>>33222125Yeah. They say that. They say there's a God too, I'm gonna go to church tomorrow looking for him. And praying for her.
I did find someone relatable though lately. She's just bored of me. I'm bored of me too.
>>33222132We don't get to pick.
>>33222132no tits, obviously
I got a feeling male anons are not being sincere…
>>33222141>small breasts>small breasts with plastic objects moving around underneath the skinit's horror
I'm really tired i want a man to fall asleep cuddling
>>33222134then maybe start to do things that unbore you with yourself, she might agree
>>33222141Bolt on tits are disgusting
>giant scar under tits>don't feel good to touch>They don't move naturallyBoob implants are the biggest meme ever
>>33222141I was waiting for a post like this, thanks for proving you have a stigma.
I'd prefer a woman with very fake bolt ons only if she had a very cute face while the flat tits one was some kind of horror like the girl from the exorcist when she's being possessed.
Same face? It's a no brainer, choose the one that respects her body. Please, stop projecting.
>>33222141I am very sincere. I really do hate women.
why are criminals and tattoos hot
>>33222158You have a repressed ego that yearns to rebel against authority figures but your id tells you that’s wrong so it comes out as projection in a safe space.
>>33221222>>33222150M
that webm of the guy eating the girl out as she sat on his face posted last thread has changed my mind and now I wanna eat some pussy
Women, pick one
Man with no core
Man with abs and pecs implants
>>33222144i try everything, man, everything
been out with her to fun things we both enjoy
picked up a couple new hobbies thanks to her
i do my own, i pick up new stuff, i go to new places daily
i just have a defective soul. I wish there was a store where you could buy a new one, or that God would explain why I had to get this one instead of being a normal person.
>>33222132Boob autist here
No tits.
>>33222141Why?
>>33222143That's easy. I'll volunteer first.
>>33221852>quit your job and you broke up with your gfI did and am still bedrotting, but Rickposter isn't me
>>33222158Where is your father
>>33222094>using a controller to play games on your phone is one of themTIL non-virgins are no fun
Slutty car with no bumper ahead of me. What a whore
I feel so lonely. I don't like it.
I am seriously filled with negative emotions. I don't want it to be this way. I want to make others feel positive things.
>>33222003You and me both anon. Hope you can find a way out of the hole
>>33222190Yeah, I feel you.
>>33221920"At least now you're free to become anything you want. No, I guess you were actually free all along..."
https://voca.ro/1nHVL3vh2VAU
>jannies warn me for posting without asking/answering a question
>they don't do shit about the fact that there are frequently 3-5 threads active because retards keep making new ones on page 3
>>33222194Alvin is Chad
Simon is Brad
Theo is a cutecel
Britney is Stacy
Jeanette is Becky
Eleanor is a pickme
But which one gives the best head??
>>33222205Mein gott nigga NO ONE CARES
>>33222205You want it to be one way, but it's the other way.
>>33222205Multiple people get week-long bans for shitting on the ban-evading, avatarfagging and racist ENTJ. But when the new thread retards destroy the board and when the mentally ill anti-incel spammer samefags in for hundreds of comments, everything is fine and no intervention is necessary.
>>33222205This lol. New threads should be nuked on sight if they're made before pg7/8. We used to wait til page 10 or as the old thread became archived. All these summerfags are just jumping right into the new threads forcing others to follow suit. It shits up the board with crappy generals and boots off other actual advice threads that people are making.
>>33222213>boots off other actual advice threads that people are making.Wait, people come to /adv/ besides the main 3 threads?
>>33222215NTA but I avoided Atoga like the plague for years because I assumed it was an incel thread. Turns out I was right but now I’m trapped here.
>>33222216How did you find out about this palce?
I went on the main 4chan page and saw it on the popular thread part.
>>33222219I’d see it on the front page of adv often. I’ve been coming to this board since 2021, but only entered Atoga last year
>>33222222Checked. I hope you find a way here, trapped-anon...
>>33222222>I’ve been coming to this board since 2021>but only entered Atoga last year2021 was the peak year, you missed out
https://youtu.be/uLnMg0GNzNQ
>>33222224I didn’t give a fuck about erping with girls online at the time because I had a gf.
>>33222226>I had a gf.Women ain't got no owners, only spenders.
>>33222224>2021 was the peak yearI agree it was desu
Though anon was probably doing much better in life than us if he had a gf
>>33222231>2021 was 4 years agoImpossible
How do I tell my roommates that I lost my job and gf without them checking if I'm still taking my meds and stuff (it's a Sunday, the lazy fuckers have all been at home since Friday afternoon)
>>33222235You'd better believe it son
>>33222240Don't have any, I flushed them down the toilet a while ago
>>33222242Fuck, I love Tohru and Emma.
>>33222158Women like bad boys
>>33222190How do I break out of this? It's really all negative feelings. There must be more out there.
>>33222191I wish you the best.
>>33222193A nigga can't catch a break...
>>33222231It truly was The Golden Age
I'd say our version of The Eclipse would be the CB vocas
>>33222256It was a wild time kek
He who shall not be name'd crashouts were also entertaining, like when he icked a girl by using anime reacts
Hope CB is doing alright now
>>33222249Hope you can break out of it <3
Tbh I don't see the point in faking positivity and good feelings. Nothing to be happy or hopeful about in my life so I just accepted the depression.
https://youtu.be/6LpGR9h0US8
>>33222256>CB vocasI wonder how many nuts have been had to her audio
>>33222259>He who shall not be name'd crashouts were also entertaining, like when he icked a girl by using anime reactsThose threads blackpilled me so much on women it was nuts
What does getting fucked in the ass vs pussy feel like
>>33222259>faking positivity and good feelings.I'm saying I want real positive feelings.
>>33222263Because some chicks don't like anime?
>>33222272Because how much attention women gave him despite what he did.
>>33222266>I want real positive feelingsI can't really help you there desu, try cocaine maybe
>>33222263Cr*c deserved it for trying to groom teenage girls whilst he was married with children kek
>>33222274Bro was a clown, everyone was dunking on him; he was just entertaining to watch, like a car crash in slow mo
I don't give a FUCK about what cunts on twitter are doing
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>>33222283https://youtu.be/vCbhXjtOK6E
>>33222274Women other than CB liked him?
>>33222278He had like 5 women that wanted to fuck him, wdym?
>>33222289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY
>>33222290SweetNLow was his OG fangirl
A few other girls also liked him but he whiffed it with things like anime posting
Women, what do you think of "men" who gossip about imaginary anonymous posters?
>>33222298It's just us men bros.
>>33222290You really think some of the basketcase fatherless foids here like CB and SnL are representative of women kek
>>33222289kek
>>33222298All the women are in the new thread, only /b/ros remain
>>33222305We're on page THREE why the fuck is there a new thread
>>33222303>basketcase fatherless foids>representative of womenBased on 2025, yes.
>>33222307>why the fuck is there a new threadBecause Faq made this thread on page 2 of the last one.
>>33222312>some retard makes a new thread, repeatedly, way too fucking early>so-called "liberated" women immediately switching to itnice free will you got there, femoids
>>33222293What did they like about him, the pedo shit?
>>33222309Also idk if I should part ways with my ex. She's still messaging me like "ugh i miss youuu <3" and wants to meet when she's back from a trip, but I know she won't take me back, maybe it's best to put some space between us
Why are brown goth girls so cute
>>33221165What game lets you do that?
>>33221307I think that's true for a majority of men. Apparently 22 is the ideal age for a woman according to men regardless of how old the man is. But the meme is that zoomer seem to prefer older women, so who knows?
>>33221444>and I end up having to kick the bucketI don't think this phrase means what you think it means.
>>33221526How are you going to take all that?
>>33221665Because Rock Lobster has more of that quirky novelty factor. I'm guessing.
>>33222048Scented candles can be fun.
>>33222143I can relate. I want a woman to cuddle me to sleep when I'm tired.
>>33222238You didn't lose your job, you quit.
>>33222323Because they're goth girls.
Out of sixhundred posts only a handful made me bother with a reply. And none of my replies were interesting or significant. Atoga is dead.
>>33222344>post in a thread that hasn't been used in 20 minutes>atoga is deadAnymore brilliant post?
>>33222344>didn't lose your job, you quitThe point is I don't have it anymore so need to find another cause my bank account is -£500 rn
>>33222348Yeah, because surely those last twenty minutes were when all the interesting meaningful conversation took place.
>>33222350Have job, feel like shit, quit job for mental health reasons, "Oh no, now I need to find another job!". Then what was the point in quitting in the first place? I told you not to do that!
>>33222386>what was the point in quitting in the first place?I mean honestly this job was ass, worst job out of all the jobs I've worked. Not to mention the commute (I had to leave the house like 2 hours before starting work) sucked and was killing me. Hopefully I can find something that sucks slightly less, it was minimum wage anyway.
>>33222386Ngl I'm already regretting quitting my job if only cause I hate being around on weekends with my housemates and their degenerate friends over
Might sleep then go out and then do the job apps tonight
>>33222386Not all jobs are created equal. Also I'm a freeter at heart, I'd rather try my hand at something else than stay at the same place that was making me want to stick my head in the oven
>>33222388>>33222414>I mean honestly this job was ass, worst job out of all the jobs I've worked.I don't believe you.
>than stay at the same place that was making me want to stick my head in the ovenThe job wasn't the thing that made you feel like shit. Next job you'll find isn't going to be better.
>>33222133Markimoo has amy tho. I can't take from lil ol her. She's nice.
>>33222298>gossipUh... what? Men do that?
>>33222274>>33222290Many narcissists are skilled at presenting such a complete false front that when the mask slips and they see through the bullshit, others believe what they're seeing is the truth. The reality is that it's just bullshit all the way down.
If he tells one obvious lie and two subtle lies, you think you're clever for seeing through the three lies when he's really said nothing but lies.
And apparently, lying while seeming to honestly reveal negative things about yourself comes across as more honest and vulnerable than only ever saying the truth but all your true things about yourself are positive.
>>33222278>Bro was a clown, everyone was dunking on him; he was just entertaining to watch, like a car crash in slow moAlso this. He was peacocking. Being the loudest one in the thread when schizos weren't there.
>>33222291>He had like 5 women that wanted to fuck him, wdym?Most of that was him playing up a cartoonish facade that matches a few common fetishes.
Anyone getting dejected that a handful of women were attracted to their idea of who he was (until they knew better) needs to remember that women vary and when engaging in a bit of online fantasy, it's easy to disregard the ugly truth.
Like with porn.
>>33222318>What did they like about him, the pedo shit?To be fair to the women, I don't think *anyone* liked him once he went full pedo.
>>33222231>>ATOGA2020.pngBASED
That was always my favorite.
>>33222736men gossip more than women but they just don't call it that
>>33221143 (OP)Girls what kind of porn do you love gooning to?
>>33222094caring about what others think of you to the point of modifying your behavior and interests
>>33222312yeah because the last thread's photo was nasty. did that stupid cunt die yet or what?
Women, would you date a bisexual conservative man?
>>33222323i've always wanted to see pastel goth on someone with really dark skin i think the contrast would be cool
Every man in my life works to support a woman who does very little. My brother supports his NEET girlfriend, and she doesn't even cook or clean for him. Is this normal now? Other men can I get your guys input on this?
Sorry ladies, but women do not have real political or philosophic positions. Women just tend to agree with whatever the consensus is. I love you ladies but that's why you shouldn't be able to vote.
Apparently, I can do a set of roughly 100 shoulder presses with a 6.3lb weed eater.
How do you think that compares to the average man?
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