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So far my turtle experience has consisted of:
>questing solo
>giggling at the insane shit in world chat sometimes
>being unable to find tanks for any dungeons despite there being over 9000 paladins and warriors absolutely everywhere
>getting annoyed when the GM's start attention whoring and spamming uWu in the world chat
>getting muted for 20 minutes for trying to play the anal game in chat because the hosts are humorless transexuals
>enjoying seeing fat jiggling goblin tits when one of them shows up
>wondering why the fuck there are almost no dwarves and gnomes
>enjoying some cool music on the radio
>getting mad at the radio when it starts playing either mexican music for god knows what reason or an hour long reading of some fanfiction by a homosexual with the heaviest lisp I've ever heard who really doesn't sound like they belong anywhere near my videogames
>getting annoyed that fishing is still bugged
>hearing a really cool DJ play some actually really neat music while using a voice modulator to make himself sound like a demon from the abyss
>hearing a really gay different DJ with a heavy lisp interrupt the music to talk about himself for an hour and sassily tell people in world chat telling him to shut the fuck up that he makes the rules here
>shitting myself when I realize I'm flagged for pvp and running by a rogue 20 levels higher than me only for them to ignore me
>finally getting in a group and the tank speaks exclusively spanish and has to be lead through the dungeon
>mailing 1g to a guy named Notkanyewest because he asked for it in world chat and getting back a letter from him saying I'm a real nigga with a bundle of roses in it
>having to remind myself that this is STILL better than what Blizzard offers me
Server has its issues and its not as good as 2005 WoW but at least it's not Shittzard, just wish the hosts were more keen on balancing zones and fixing bugs than begging for attention constantly.
