>go to class with a cute girl that I like a lot (from afar because i'm a fucked up creep)
>not really good at introductions or icebreakers, not good at getting to know people in general, very anxious
>a mutual friend knows I like this girl, and knows the girl well enough since he helped her buy a car at some point
>introduces me as his good friend, starts gassing up how exciting and fun I am at parties (???)
>play along, like absolute shit
>she's nice and plays along back
>habitual liar instincts kick in and I start talking about my recreational drug use (not a thing)
>turns out she loves cocaine!
>tell her I like coke but acid is my favorite thing in the world, mostly because acid is easier to pretend you've taken on second-hand knowledge
>turns out she loves acid as well!
>tell her I have acid
>she gets excited!
>asks to come over and do acid!
>say something noncommittal but committal (yeah that'd be super! super great! i'd love to have you over! without actually confirming when or whatever)
>this makes her think that we're going to do acid together on the weekend,
>which is a clear sign that she wants to spend time with me alone!
>i have no acid and everything I told her that got her interested is a lie
Am I fucked? Do I helium? I genuinely have no fucking clue what to do here besides