>>538062913
Actually I'm a bartender who does some catering gig work on the side. I've seen the pixar movie about the rat, anyone can cook and anyone that gets paid to do it is a professional.

I don't have any tire company stars but wealthy people enjoy my work all the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QuVe-hjMs0

I can see the color of your soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCAp24HDUKY

>>535373284
I used to play but haven't in years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtQpSGyPCBE

>>534947047
I've hung out with a lot of women, it's not really that special.
Turns out they're usually pretty chill when you hit them with genuine friendship.
Being gay does make it easier for sure.

>>534821583
Sir Terry Pratchett is the best author I've read and he's only been dead for a decade now.

You seriously should read Discworld though, it's literary peak and one of the few things I've ever read that make me laugh with how cleverly it's written. The sheer wit from the man was unmatched.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIgE23LHgPQ

>>534499329
I've heard it's good but still haven't watched it.
I think the guy's a bit of a formerly living meme, especially with his takes on Transcendental Meditation.