>explore around everywhere I can in act 11
>think that the melodies are guarded by bosses directly, and that they'll give me an upgrade, perhaps a movement upgrade
>see that I can only go for the archive one because the other two are locked behind the harpoon
>think that it's strange of them to not let you choose which, doesn't fit with the rest of the game design
>get the archive melody after fighting trobkino
>confused
>after doubling around half the citadel, finally find the place in the underworks I didn't explore
>notice the weaver shrine on the map, but don't think it's an actual shrine because it's tiny
>go there
>turns out it was small on the map because it's fucked up
>get harpoon. Nice. Takes some time to get used to but it's fun
>around this time also find my way to bilewater
>find the little piece of shit screaming faggot thing
>explore what I can there, but the rest of it seems to be locked behind double jump
>go up to that locked bellhouse to give that dude the weird thing, seems like he would want it
>nevermind then, he tells me to fuck off
>only other place I can think of is the roots vine thing in shellwood
>go there
>she rapes me
>body now full of a fucking parasite mass of vines
>I like the moveset tho
>think if I go to the robotweaverchild in Atla weavenest she can help me
>she tells me to fuck off cause I'm dangerous
>figure now is when I should see the bellhouse guy
>check with some npcs, they all direct me there
>go there
>it's actually a girl (imagine my shock)
>she tells me to go to sinner's path and get some shit from a couple of cunts
>retrieve it
>the fly bitch rapes me, too. Except this time it gets the parasite under control
>now have the crest of the witch
>decide to look into a couple other previous areas I needed the harpoon for, just to get my map cleaned up
>go to blasted steps, the needledyke hut
>use the harpoon
>expect to find a mask shard or something
>find coral forest instead
Well, I had a productive day

>>720137515
You can stop gaslighting now.

>>718853295
>Furry is a disgusting degenerate lying rat
Color me shocked.

You disgusting fat asses, stop fantasizing about kissing girls.