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Why on earth would anyone choose to read in third person? It’s simply not realistic. Do you think in third person? Of course not. And if you believe that reading third-person narratives somehow makes you inherently more intellectual, well, I’ve got some bad news for you, my friend.
If you prefer third person, then you are a literary cuck. Yes, you read that right. Do you want to experience fucking your wife, feeling every goddamn touch and thrust firsthand? Or would you rather be like a third person, sitting in a chair and watching another man do it for you?
