>>82557374
Dad called me a lot of things, the most recurrent being killjoy and grump (apparently the fact that I can't really feel pleasure or joy is a personal insult against him).
Mom called me a lazy bum who always takes the easy way out when everything I did up to my mid-20s was to make her happy and when I'm actually one of the hardest workers everywhere I go (pretty much the only thing I have going for me).
I was nominated the ugliest guy in the class in 6th grade.
Got called weird more times than I can count.
I bet I could remember a lot more if I thought about it but I think I shouldn't go down that road.