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/adv/ - Thread 33488962
Anonymous No.33488962
How does one cope with pissing the bed at 32, working in a factory where some chemical give you a stuffy nose, having trouble breathing unless you drink lots of water before bed and it gets runny, but if you do then you piss yourself, so either you wake up in piss or wake up with a sore throat from mouth breathing?losing my job in 2 weeks cause the whole company's going out of business so I won't be exposed anymore but I also won't have health insurance anymore
/pol/ - Thread 512732464
Anonymous United States No.512732464
>Honey stop shitposting on /pol/ and come to bed
/tv/ - Thread 213456626
Anonymous No.213456626
>turn off Frasier and come to bed, honey
/r9k/ - You live in a matriarchy
Anonymous No.82094956
You live in a matriarchy
FAQ

>What does this mean?
You must refrain from making bad survival strategies. This is not a punishment, but a wake up call.

>GOOD STRATEGIES

These behaviors indicate you are navigating the matriarchy with minimal resource loss and maximum strategic positioning. These include, but are not limited to

>Dating a relative
Reduces mate competition, increases loyalty, and avoids external resource drain. Keeps it in the bloodline.

>Dating a childhood friend
Establishes deep pre existing trust, low maintenance emotional investment, and less marketplace volatility.

>Dating men
Leveraging same sex relationships can take advantage of similarities, resources, and alliance building.

>Plastic surgery
The great equalizer. Women got control by combining beauty with legalized income from white collar work. Now you match them, or beat them. You get the same attention, without the same entitlement. You become a smarter, more capable version of what they are. Their edge is gone.

>Am I winning the game?
Not yet, but youre playing smart.

>BAD STRATEGIES

These actions expose you to resource depletion, social devaluation, and long term strategic losses. Offenders frequently engage in:

>Paying for females
You are now an ATM. You lose value with every transaction, and it will not be reciprocated with loyalty.

>Dying for females
Congratulations, youre now expendable. Youve become a narrative prop. Your genes do not pass on.

>Having children
You are now trapped. Your rebellion dies the moment theyre born. You cant revolt when youre protecting children rather than yourself, you only bestow that burden to them. Youve conformed. Youve lost.

>Approaching females first
You signal low social value, low scarcity, and high desperation. If you ever had to approach more than 50 percent of the time, you are undesirable.

>Can I prevent or recover from this?
Yes, but not easily. You must unlearn these behaviors and stigmas, and reframe your strategy from provider to chooser.
/pol/ - MATRIARCHY SURVIVAL RULES
Anonymous United States No.512356752
MATRIARCHY SURVIVAL RULES
Stop paying females. Stop dying for females. Ignore stranger females unless they approach you.
Heterosexual relationships are designed to leech from you. In todays age that has only gotten worse.
If you cannot date a childhood friend, nor a relative, become gay. These scenarios contain far more true love and far higher likelihood of stability.
In the new world order there is only civil war, so behave as it is.
/pol/ - Daily Reminder
Anonymous Netherlands No.509944604
>>509941733
checked
/tv/ - Thread 212397251
Anonymous No.212397251
>turn off the Svengoolie and come to bed, honey
/vg/ - /mrg/ - Marvel Rivals General #520
Anonymous No.528402464
I'm at Gold I. who should I use in solo queue to try to get to the next tier? I like Emma, Hela, Penia and Storm
/s4s/ - Thread 12327450
seuss No.12327450
The ASIAN GORL cheated on seuss.

How bad was it? Dickmouth.

THAT'S NOT CHEATING!! She's just helping someone who is a little sore... Only dickbutt is cheating.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
/v/ - Thread 712598126
Anonymous No.712598126
>turn off the games and come to bed, honey