>>149827484
and let's not forget he is the one who would have to enable 18+ settings for the sexytimes to happen in the first place and there's no way he wouldn't get curious about why people want it so much. Dude would even integrate it into his adventures if it meant he will have everyone's participation

The humans feel pain because it's funny.

And they all are a little bit of masoquists because pain is the most real thing you'll ever miss when every other type of sensation is gone