>highest I can reach us Ruby/sapphire for three sets in a row
>Accepted that I'm too stupid to hit diamond and gave up on it

>>535596676
I'm not a fake

I hope Dan Chungus is free, I might end up rolling for him even if he's not. The meme potential of giving anyone in the game access to summons and FUA tags is too high

>>535277005
My 3 incher is NOT getting past those

>>535227205
I don't post sparkle though

>>535187443
I see

>>535071645
I wouldn't say this

>>534983153
Idk...

This is why you have to drink your psyllium husks so your poopies don't hurt your butt

>>534949768
I love ass albeit

I got up to pee but my pp hole had some crusty precum buildup so when I actually peed it did that thing where it's blocked up for a bit before exploding out and it sprayed everywhere

>Need to pee really bad but too lazy to go to the toilet
>Decide to pee in to a cup and pour it away later
>Cup is 90% full and I'm nowhere near done
>Panic and quickly swap cups
>The other one already had some water in it and was almost full when I finished
>Ended up pissing a bit on the floor and my fingers
This a warning for the future to use a bigger container than a tea mug

>199 apples left
Ruh-roh 'raggy

I've seen this all before. You people are fucking with me

>>531686596
>>531686647

>>531391670
*panics and cums my pants*

thats kinda embarrasing ill leave thank you

>even here 'jeets are shilling their chinkshit here
Damn.

>>528163109
>dice on a 3-liner

>>527667715
Why are you drinking on a monday

>>527657196
dangit

>>527606616
nyooo

>>527567402
i've actually loved some events more than it's main quests lol almost all of them are good to some extent and have some funny sitcom moments

>>527541214
This doesn't work