>character matchups
>in a battle royale

Phasers for this feel?

>>715453050
>Kris gets a lot of shit for not being a generic goody two-shoes that exists just to get projected on
>Ralsei had a shitload of "waow EVIL Ralsei twist dude he's so sus!!!" during the roughly 4 year wait
>Noelle catches heat for actually having realistic sperg moments and, love triangle fallout, and whatever long-lasting damage from whatever the fuck happened to Dess
I'm starting to piece together that Susie gets wanked ultra hard not for doing anything particularly special, but because she's just the least problematic character with the least amount of dimensions

I didnt chose the sword life, the sword life chose me

By sheer fucking statistics you would think at least one, just ONE guy on 4chan would hit it big selling sloppa and being able to prove it but it's been literal years and that hasn't happened yet