>just starting living on my own in my early 20s
>am retarded and didn't no shit about food prep, could barely boil water
>had no money so I would buy those huge bulk family packs of chicken breasts and throw them in the freezer, occasionally digging one out to cook, this would be my food for weeks at a time
>sometimes the frozen breasts would be really difficult to separate from each other so I would throw the entire pack in the microwave, thaw it, then refreeze it after
>did this sometimes 5-6 times a pack, thawing and refreezing over and over
>one day, came home from my shitty job and was starving, go to grab another frozen breast out of the pack
>while thawing, I'm immediately hit by a disgusting odor, chicken not supposed to smell like that
>had absolutely nothing else in my house to eat besides plain rice and it was too late at night to grab some fast food or anything because I worked late shifts
>concerned but extremely hungry, decide to just throw it in the skillet anyway and just cook it so thoroughly all the bad stuff would get cooked out thinking it would be OK
>smell when it starts to sizzle is genuinely sickening, but I ignore it and smother it in seasonings
>overcook the shit out of it
>finally, cut it up and put it over some rice, go to eat
>first bite is the most vile thing I've ever put in my mouth but I was hungry enough to swallow it
>instead of trusting every warning signal my nose and tongue have given me so far, I soldier on for about four more bites, each more nauseating than the last
>give up after that and throw the rest away, still hungry but physically incapable of eating more, go to sleep feeling not great
>it begins in the early hours of the morning, coming out of both ends with extreme force
>was the sickest I've ever been in my life for the next 3 days
I sometimes think I'm lucky to be alive with how retarded I am. Unironically think I could've accidentally killed myself that time.
