I saw a really attractive woman at the office today, she was very cute and looked super cool, she had cool clothes and hair and even had cool headphones on. Not like me I have extremely dorky headphones because I care too much about sound quality... but anyway she was so perfect I felt unworthy and guilty even being in her presence. She was probably 15 years younger than me too. I wish they would just lay me off so I don't have to deal with this shit anymore
