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Previous: >>105773507

learn a trade

AI is literally taking over our jobs
This is no longer hyperbole
Few jobs are safe: creatives, technical types, business BS; all threatened

>>105784365
>learn a trade
Wood for sheep?

>>105784365
i'm good

>>105784399
Ai and jeets are taking over our jobs. Notice how AI hasn't slowed down jeet hiring at all.

India
IndAI

>>105784399
>AI is literally taking over our jobs
Good. Work sucks.

>>105784345 (OP)
Don't cry

>>105784365
learn to trade

How do I cope with the fact that fucking redditors are making literally 10x what I do simply because they got in during the boom?

I had a dream that Elon Musk was in some Southeast Asian shithole bullying the local third worlders at some pizza place and they accidentally knocked him down a well of boiling mystery liquid and were like damn, oh well, nothing we can do. So he never came back to the US so some high-up businessmen and government officials went to that shithole and were like "ay yo where's Elon Musk at", and the third worlders were like "We accidentally turned him into pizza", and the Americans thought that was a mistranslation or figure of speech they didn't understand and were like [boomer mannerisms] "listen here bucko, we're from goddamn America and you will hand Elon Musk back to us" and the Asians were like "I don't think you understand how literal we're being when we say he's pizza now" lol

>>105784800
If you compare yourself to people who are better off then you will never be happy

>>105784729
are there even any good reasons to not cry?

a few weeks ago i got blind sided halfway through a technical because the recruiter told me to study stuff that was directly related to the position, while the interviewer ended up quizzing me on stuff related to the company product which i would not have had any part in

i got completely ghosted after the train wreck of an interview, but i keep seeing the job posting on linkedin get deleted and remade every 3-4 days
i'm starting to think it's not a setup for outsourcing the position to india, but literally everyone is fucking up the second interview cause it's complete bullshit
it brings me some peace knowing they're stuck wasting their time like this

>>105784812

SNEAK, SHAMELESS, BACKDOOR VULNERABILIY GANGSTER SOFTWARE PROGRAMMERS INTO REMOTE ADMINISTRATED DUMB TERMINAL ETERNAL SLAVERY: I NOW GO TO RAID FAILURE FOR YOUR LOWEST PENETRATION TESTS AGAINST ME! REMOTE ADMINISTRATED WINDOWS TELEMETRY MICROSOFT SLAVE: DO NOT DATE TO REPEAT ANY PART OF THIS TRUTHFUL MESSAGE! FOR LIKE MR. ANON A. ANONYMOUS, YOU TOO ARE VULNERABLE AND YOU TOO CAN BE BEATEN BLOODILY BY THE NSA POLICE AND DRAGGED IN CHAINS INTO A WINDOWLESS BOILER ROOM TYPE SERVER ROOM AND PUT INTO MAXIMUM SECURITY GROUP POLICY FOR UNDETECTABLE INFILTRATION AND BY THE LOWEST SOCIAL ENGINEERING - NAMELY ANON - CHARACTER ASSASSINATED FOR LIFE AS AN INSANE CRIMINAL HACKER TO THIS WORSE MICROSOFT MONOPOLY!

NOW THAT YOUR BESWEATED TERRIFIED TREMBLING DELIRIUM HAS SUBSIDED; HAVE YOUR VIRTUAL ASSISTANT PLAY OUT MY POST AND YOU; RE-READ MY POST FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!

ANON A. ANON, 127.168.1.47

WORLDWIDE MONOPOLISTIC MICROSOFT COMPUTER OPERATING SYSTEM SCUM DOMAIN ADMIN STAGED IN PRODUCTION; WITH UNSTABLE BLUESCREENING STAND IN UPDATES WITH MONOPOLISTIC MICROSOFT OPERATING SYSTEM SPEED RECORDING INSTANTANEOUS SIMULTANEOUS INTERCEPTED SIMULATED PACKETS; IMPLANTED FOR ALL WIRED AND WIRELESS NETWORK ADAPTERS IN ANY KNOWN IEEE STANDARD! UNBELIEVABLE SCRIPT KIDDIE BLACK HATTING SOLELY FOR THE OVERALL PLAN - WORLD WIDE ETERNAL BOTNET AS A SERVICE SLAVERY!

ELITE FELON KING BILL GATES; SLIME FROM THE UNIVERSITIES WHICH MR. ANON INTELLIGENTLY REFUSED TO APPLY TO - THE MOST ELITE ACADEMY FROM HERE IN THE 128 CORRIDOR - AND EVEN INSIDIOUS SCRIPT KIDDIE TECH LORD ZUCKERBERG - THEY BOTH USE x86, AND EVEN ARM! SOLELY MR. ANON EXPOSES FALSE OPERATING SYSTEMS, PALO ALTO AND SEATTLE OF YOU WORLDWIDE MICROSOFT OPERATING SYSTEM RAT'ED MICROSOFT SLAVES!

MAKE COPIES FOR YOURSELF! YOU BACKDOORED MICROSOFT DEVS ON TOP, LAUGH YOUR MAD GIGGLE NOW!

>entire industry is taken over by chatgpt
>entire thread is taken over by bots
I don't know why I'm surprised

>>105784823
Terrible advice. It’s good to know where you stand and what’s possible. Always compare just know what you need to be happy and get there, then stay there

>who the FUCK wrote this
>git blame
>it was me

>>105784843
>while the interviewer ended up quizzing me on stuff related to the company product
What? Why the fuck would they expect you to know any of that?

>>105785274
"were looking for everyone in our team to have a baseline general knowledge"

>>105785265

>>105785145
>just know what you need to be happy and get there, then stay there
Bro thinks "I'll be happy once I get X"

>>105785359
I will. I’ve seldom met a richfag that isn’t happy with life.

>>105785365
Rich people aren't allowed to present as unhappy

>>105784345 (OP)
WSJ: CEOs Start Saying the Quiet Part Out Loud: AI Will Wipe Out Jobs
https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/ai-white-collar-job-loss-b9856259
>CEOs are no longer dodging the question of whether AI takes jobs. Now they are giving predictions of how deep those cuts could go.
>“Artificial intelligence is going to replace literally half of all white-collar workers in the U.S.,” Ford Motor MMFMM Chief Executive Jim Farley said in an interview last week with author Walter Isaacson at the Aspen Ideas Festival. “AI will leave a lot of white-collar people behind.”
>At JPMorgan Chase, MMJPMMM Marianne Lake, CEO of the bank’s massive consumer and community business, told investors in May that she could see its operations head count falling by 10% in the coming years as the company uses new AI tools.
>The comments echo recent job warnings from executives at Amazon, MMAMZNMM Anthropic and other companies.
>Amazon CEO Andy Jassy wrote in a note to employees in June that he expected the company’s overall corporate workforce to be smaller in the coming years because of the “once-in-a-lifetime” AI technology.
>“We will need fewer people doing some of the jobs that are being done today, and more people doing other types of jobs,” Jassy said.
>Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei said in May that half of all entry-level jobs could disappear in one to five years, resulting in U.S. unemployment of 10% to 20%, according to an interview with Axios. He urged company executives and government officials to stop “sugarcoating” the situation.
Turn out the lights. The party's over.
They say that all good things must end.
Call it a night. The party's over.
And tomorrow starts the same old thing again.

>call jannies trannies after they delete a thread for no reason again
>get instabanned for 3 days on all boards for 'troll post'
>shit spammer spams 3 threads in a row
>crickets
Kill all tranny jannies (and pajeets, who else could be so obsessed eith shit)

>>105784800
it's totally fake. Even fagman doesn't give anything like these kinds od raises and the timelines are fucked. For example if you take more than 1 year to go from swe1 to swe2 you will generally either be let go for perf reason or never be promoted.

>>105784800
>i must consooooom
imagine what a life is unironically using reddit

>>105785274
Presumably to check if you even read about what they sell, gauge your interest in the company, but yeah, that's pretty dumb.

>daily standup
i hate this industry

>>105784667
No one would want to be a dev if it didn't pay a ton of money for fairly easy (at least physically) work. LLM and Indians will correct these historically high wages.

>>105785359
I have a white family and live in a white country. I'm content. Not living paycheck to paycheck and having a roof over your head is all you need, rest is nice but optional

>>105785388
Rich people are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want.

>>105785814
>imagine what a life is unironically using reddit
In English, ranjeet.

>get laid off after 2 years "exceeding expectations" due to a company acquisition
>get fed up with this bullshit
>become contractor
>work for two clients at the same time
Fuck it, I'm not betting on long term career anymore. I just want to get paid, save up money and live a comfy life. Knowing the contracts have an end date makes me not give a fuck. If the contract gets renewed, great. If not, I'll get new clients and live on my savings comfortably.

>>105785663
What the fuck did you just say about AI replacement you CEO bitch? I'll will have you know if your ambition goes only so far to see AI as substitute for humans to do the same unit of work instead of aiming for the stars and conquering new markets you are no visionary and failed as a leader. You think you can get away with pacifying shareholders with mass layoffs across the board? Think again fucker. As we speak there are people not obsessing over the next quarterly earnings call but busy building superior experiences and raising the bar which will undercut your margins big time. Your entire business model is being targeted for disruption right now so you better prepare for the paradigm shift, maggot. The storm that wipes out your pathetic little thing you call your market share. You are a living fossil, kid. These people can code circles around your army of jeets just with access to the relevant RFCs. They are more than capable to utilize the best in class language models to their full extent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” cost-saving measure was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you are going to be outcompeted, you absolute clown. AI will shit all over your technical moat and your product will drown. You are fucking deprecated, kiddo.

>>105786352
what did you say about shitting

>>105786215
How the fuck do you get clients?

>>105786215
How? My dad is a contracror with 40 years of exp and even he says it's impossible to ger contracts without a placement agency anymore, but placement agencies aren't looking for anyone and freelancing is $5/hr.

>>105786564
I'm getting 2-3 linkedin DMs everyday regarding FTE and Contracts, but it's true Q1 2025 was a bit dry. Everything goes through agencies nowadays, but I don't mind as they pay well and take care of the paperwork.
I'm euro so maybe the story is different in the USA.

>>105786591
I got one jeet-tier contract offer but the pay was terrible and the guy promised a 12m.contract then flipflopped into a 6 month contract at the 12 month rate that was already awful. Then he cut me off when I said I would not accept until I see a contract and submit the paperwork to my union first.

>>105786639
what about the jeet tier contract offer did you think about asking if he need to go to the washroom?

>>105786696
In English, Pajeet?

>>105786639
Always ask for the salary band or rate. If it's too low, pass. If they want a call or won't tell you otherwise, pass. It's the only way to save up time and avoid scammers.

>>105786744
Some retarded janny has been literally posting about shit for hundreds of posts at a time lately. It appears something about this thread triggers the moderation team.

>>105786998
>unemployed janny day drinks and tries to ruin tech worker thread
pottery

>>105785038
Powerful, laughed a mad giggle. Elite felon kings BTFO from their fraudulent thrones.

I NEED to be a woman.

>>105787157
You NEED lead implanted directly into your brains.

>>105787185
No, I don't need that. I NEED my body to be female, every single aspect of it.

How the hell are there people with 5 jobs at a time in this shit market?
I'm convinced the only way to do this is to flat out lie on your resume, pad your experience, pretend you have a masters, etc. and apply to roles you're clearly "overqualified" for.

>>105787196
You NEED death

>>105787312
it's a jeet getting free caste nepotism who thinks he's there due to skills. Nothing new here.

>>105787312
contracts work vs employment is different from a budgeting pov. Also, you are either looking at an outlier or lier

>>105787376
what do you think about contracts and shitting

>>105787357
what about jeets and shitting?

>>105787157
maybe you're just constipated have you tried going to the washroom

>>105787335
you need to poop

question what floor washroom do you guys use i usually use the upstairs bathroom

i usually use the downstairs one why

sometimes I like using the basement one, nobody's really there which is nice

do you really like shitting that much?

I am on the toilet right now

>day off
>wake up at 11:30
>by 13:30 I've already had a couple of beers and a whisky
>most likely will spend the rest of the day listenting to records and reading
I'm extremely burned out and if I didn't want to buy a house, which are ridiculously expensive right now in my country, I'll just walk.

oh yeah well im at my desk shitting

>>105787579
you'd feel a lot better and less burnt out if you poop. trust me try it

>>105787595
Already took a wicked shit after the whisky.

>>105787610
tell me more about it, was it broken was it solid, what color? how about the smell

well i pooped right now and it was green, had some sort of purple tinge (i think it's the food coloring of the cake i ate) and was broken into little pieces.

i pooped too but mine wasn't green mine was purple

i just said mine was purple though...

well my poop is poopasaurous

>>105787616
Solid, could patch a hole in your wall. Color I'd say something among dark brown, whit slight green taint. No smell really, nice and easy job. Not great size though, must be something left.
Overall I'd say a solid 7.5/10, not my best job, but good enough.

>>105787694
>wicked shit
>7.5
get a better grading scale.

Sometimes when I take a huge shit and takes a while to go from captitvity to the ocean, alerting the prostate on its way, I end up having a wank.
Then I take a shower and I resume my day.

>>105787694
yeah nice poop, shitanon!

>>105787579
I wouldn't say I'm burned out but I hate coding for money. I hate the corporate world so much it's unreal.

it would be great if we could just poop all day

>>105787719
i don't know why you hate corporate when they let you poop all day for money

>>105787579
>expensive right now
>right now
mortgages have been one of the best investments for over a decade in pretty much everywhere

>>105787878
have you tried shitting on your real estate agents desk

ugh man another day another shit

>>105787884
He IS the real estate agent

>>105787903
oh sorry i got shit in my brain, wanna tag team shit on his desk?

what a shitty day

I SHIT

if dubs i dont take opiates+adderall today

>>105787933
oh man good luck shitanon. idk what any of this means though im not autistic

>>105787878
>>right now
Yes right now, 20 years ago I could have bought 3 houses with my savings.

>>105787949
right now you could've went to the washroom but you didn't.

At a point where Gemini can solve over 90% of the incoming emails and escalations. There's no secret technique, simply shitting them into the AI Studio page works to get a resolution within 2-4 prompts with Google Search and URL context enabled.

>>105787970
Can you ask gemini the most optimal time for shitting?

i like to shit more

i like to shit less

i like to shit a normal amount of the time

i like to shit whatever is the opposite of that

>>105787977
An hour or two after breakfast. Ideal for remote work.

>>105788036
what if i need to shit more then that

>>105784345 (OP)
had an interview yesterday and i might have gotten a job.
Please pray for me, friends.

>>105788045
Dunno, I'm low weight. Sometimes I only shit every two days. It seems like the nastiest one tends to occur on Friday evenings.

>>105788060
well did you shit before your interview?

>>105788036
I second this

>>105788235
i third this

>>105788235
I turd this

>>105788302
I fart this

>>105788316
I sexed this

no sex just shit please

>>105788330
b-b-b-but

raise your hand if you shitted today
>>105788338
only shit okay SHIT

man i sure am scared shitless of this thread

did someone mention shit?!

bunch of UNEMPLOYEDS itt
that's the only explanation for what's going on here
(i am on my break)

>getting paid to flirt with pajeetas all day
Life is good

>>105788382
getting paid to shit is also pretty nice

i shit myself today to see if i still feel

did it hurt

>>105788382
I had a cute white gorl on my team 2 year ago, now its all stinky brown jeetuses with sunken dark eyes and frizzy hair

>>105788412
>he doesnt wanna colonize every nonwhite in sight
White girls are icky

fug now I want to shit

>start at a new company
>manager schedules a meeting with the entire team
>Asks everybody to track hours we are dedicating to each task and project so "stakeholders know what we are doing"
Is this a red flag? They are hiring like crazy so this is kinda confusing

>>105788445
>>105788496
maybe shit a little more

>>105788496

The latest gay fad. They're bringing back timeclocks except using work tasks to do it. It's beyond retarded of course.

>>105788520
latest gay shit?

>>105788445
Are you in india? No? They're colonizing you.

>>105788545
you know in india they shit

>>105788557
a lot

>>105788571
yeah but us americans shit harder

>>105788584
that's why there's more gay people there

>>105788591
gay people shit?

>>105788545
Thats fine bro ill be shooting my white bvll cum deep inside cute pajeeta pussy while collecting paychecks immune from jeetification and AI

Meanwhile rajesh is stuck in helldesk while his women get bleached

>>105788597
a lot

>>105788606
is rajesh shitting right now

>>105788606
you know the raceplay shit is weird and disgusting no matter the races, right

>>105788619
Yeah probably

>>105788656
Lilbro you can take all the white women you want… you have my blessing

>>105788665
i'm not a jeet, retard

>>105788665
woman shit?

>>105788675
prove it? what color is your shit?

what a shitty thread man

what a shitty day

>>105788496
If everybody is busy tracking shit, then shit doesn't get done.

>>105788770
what did you say about shit?

why is diversity so forced in this thread

>>105788844
because pajeets

>>105788851
pajeets who shit?

i'm a shapeshitter
at poe's masquerede

why is there a guy flooding these threads now? unemployed guy tired of seeing the threads?

the internet already sucks. i dont know why people take it upon themselves to ruin the last few places for public anonymous discussion. everything is so botted and astroturfed. reddit is quite literally almost entirely bot traffic, hackernews is indians and bots, slashdot is for grandpas. i just want to discuss and vent things with other vaguely similar people in tech. every other space for tech discussion is filled with heckin wholesome ultra-left keanu chunguses who are all indistinguishable from one another.

/sp/ is like this too there's schizo retards that flood generals with nonsense and groups of guys on discord who think theyre "trolling" by spamming. congratulations on making the internet shittier just like an indian by mildly inconveniencing some people on the internet. this is a highly valuable use of your time. people on /sp/ have been spamming the generals i used to read for actual years now. its so weird to think about what could motivate someone to do this.

and yes i know the guy doing it is just giggling in glee to see someone even acknowledged his spam. you troled me epic style.

>>105788942
twg was always shitty. shitanon is just part of the fun

what's the best places to shit at your work? wait you already asked that

okay i mean there's not much other shit topics we can talk about

what about what should you do if your sitting beside your boss in the stalls and you're both shitting do you make it a contest?

yeah i usually try to shit harder than my boss but one time i went to the hospital for shitting too much.

how do you go to the hospital for shitting so much

my anal opened up too much

shitposting is kino and here to stay

Can we please
>ban the entire Indian subcontinent IP range

I CANT SHIT
I CANT SHIT
I CANT SHIT

what the heck is with you and indians

>analyst
>business object is an unoptimized shitshow
>key tables not indexed so every query involving them is a fucking slog
>can you write the matrix for our contract in the report instead of having us make a view? The DBAs are very busy messaging each other cat pictures and haven't written queries in 15 years

kill me

>>105789101
maybe you should just layback and let shit fall where it might. just brown it out

>analyst
>pooping
DAMN i pooped too hard

>>105788496
Every single time I've seen this happening was because
>employee X is not performing well
>higher up checks his recored time and tasks
>unsurprisingly, guy has been slacking off most of the day
>management gets paranoid, maybe some others are doing the same

>>105789129
I think I've seen it because you've been pooping too much.

JUST GO TAKE A SHIT
GO TAKE A SHIT
GO SHIT NOW

>>105789135
What's about taking a shit that fascinates you so much?

Guys my H1B1 job for microsoft just got approved!

>>105789161
CONGRATULATIONS YOU SHITTY GUY!

>>105788942
most likely a jeet spamming it cause we hate jeets. the same is actually happening on reddit too

all humans shit but they always blame the shitters.

>>105789167
I'm not brown if you're referring to me. i just love shit. shit is great!

YOU ARE LITERALLY SHITTING YOURSELF

PAUSE THE WORK AND GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU ARE LITERALLY SHITTING YOURSELF

PROVE IT HOW AM I SHITTING MYSELF

Anyone else feel like they need to save money like crazy now in advance of the inevitable AI flattening that has already started? I am 40 and trying to get to 1.5M ASAP in the next few years so I can quit software forever and just do woodworking/golf all day. My company is already laying off people under the "AI efficiency" mandate and it's only getting worse.

>>105789233
You are 40 and you need to plan to shit. Maybe go shit in other countries. Who cares about saving money, explore while you still can.

>>105788496
>red flag
all I can see are red flags around me, jeets, overblown hype, enshittification of the product, armies of micromanaging MBAs contributing nothing, suppressed wages, buying power not keeping up with inflation, no career progress etc.
people are turning up to all these shitty office jobs because they like to have food and a roof over their heads, not because they don't realize how much of a clown show IT turned out to be

>>105789255
You're so highstrung, are you constipated? Try some herbal tea.

shit it up! shit it up! shit it up!

>>105789233
what's the best way to shit out money

should i shit or should i pee now if i shit i might have to pee but if i pee it might be shitting

>>105788496
It sucks but it's becoming more common. It is a red flag but as long as they keep paying you money and the task tracking isn't too onerous I'd stick with it while looking for something better.

>>105789233
Amassing money is the worst way to go about it. youre not actually rich.

>>105789290
>>105789291
I mean the thing you should really think about it is when your next shit is not whatever a gen x says

>>105789290
you know what's more common? shitting in the woods

>>105789311
how the fuck is shitting in the woods more common?

>>105789233

90% of people in tech/engineering immediately start saving for early retirement because this is soulless shit lol

well i mean think about it animals shit so yes shitting in the woods is more common

>>105789327
you know what's soulless? not shitting. all people shit so if you dont shit youre soulless

who the fuck keeps shitting so much

>>105784843
anon, they are making candidates work for free lmao

>>105789373
they are also making candidate bowlate for free

i dont think that's how it's spelled shitter

>>105787312
do you retards not realize there is a business opportunity here? background checks for candidates that includes info about (potential) current employer(s)

>>105789407
DO YOU SHITTERS NOT REALIZE THAT YOU ARE AN NPC SHEEP SHIT IT UP

SHIT IT UP SHIT IT UP SHIT IT UP

SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT MY SERVERS BROKE SHIT

what's the correct way to report this spamming faggot so that he gets banned?

>>105787878
mostgages don't work like in the US in all countries, retard. in mine, debt is indexed for inflation, so investing during a high interest, high inflation period makes it MUCH worse

>>105789443
mortgages works like shitting in the woods. with shit

but how does one shit on the mortgage?

guize i just took a shit

how big was your shit

>>105789523
medium but soft

at least an arm big

mix it up and shit it up

If AI gets rid of all entry level jobs and internship experience is not applicable for job experience, how is anyone supposed to get a job? Graduate and jump into mid level?

>>105789577
Imagine if AI learns to shit

>>105789577
>Warehouse
>Fieldwork
>Waiting tables

There are plenty of jobs

>>105789581
>Shithouse
>Shitwork
>Shitting Tables
There are plenty of ways to shit.

>>105789577
You asked the right question. And the answer is, they dont. They basically pulled up the bridge so now there will not by any people to replace the seniors when they leave. They're just winging it hard. It's a very "think now, ignore the future" world we live in atm.

What's your favorite way of shitting?!

stop it with the shit autism anon
that's enough shit for today

>>105789598
The answer is you need to learn how to shit! SHIT HARD SHIT FAST!

I'm so shitting screwed so shitttttt

>>105789443
what kind of backward country does not have fixed rate mortgages? Anyway, if the appreciation of the property outpaces inflation that is a net win. Also, by its nature mortgages are leveraged, mortgagemaxxing is basically to normie way to amass wealth

>jeet is applying
>interviewed by another jeet
>gets glorious review
>take a look at the assignment, it does not even compile or look like comprehensible code fwiw
Too jaded to even call it out, literally not my problem

>>105789680
I would do it cause I hate jeets that much.

>>105789642
>what kind of backward country does not have fixed rate mortgages?
one that has high standards of living compared to most neighboring countries, and keeps improving

>if the appreciation of the property outpaces inflation that is a net win
stop saying this. people buy houses to live in.

>>105789731
i think what mortgage is shitty o clock

>>105789731
india does not have a high quality of living, pajeet.

do whites ever shit? i never seen my coworkers go to the washroom

hey what races shit the most what races shit the least?

>>105789167
looks like youre right. it makes sense, all they do is shit up everything.

report all and every single of those posts as trolling/off-topic and move on

i mean lets be honest i dont think jeets shit the most

how is shitting off topic, you're probably at work shitting RIGHT fucking now you fucking stupid

>>105789824
it's a janny doing the spamming. As always only legit users will be banned.

>>105789862
probably, but reporting, either by using the embedded tool or through IRC, is the only thing we can do.

>retard non tech user asks for some ridiculous feature
>half heartedly try to tell them why its a bad idea
>they dont understand
>give up and just do it

>sign up as a software engineer
>I'm slowly being turned into a devops faggot
>new retarded open sores project I need to learn every other week

>>105789680
I wish you could report this obviously illegal racial hiring somewhere. Reporting it to the boss isn't likely to do shit.

>>105789680
>>105789971
>complains on the internet
go complain to your boss, retard.
why are you "people" such pathetic cowards?

>be me
>work at Microsoft
>big re-org happens, I get moved to a new manager
>5 levels of managers above me are all indians, unironically
>9000 people laid off yesterday
it's over, isn't it?

>>105784345 (OP)
Does fiverr or does consulting freelance websites actually work? Need extra money while at school but I don't want to compete with those tryhards that ONLY work in freelancing and minmax their curriculum with lies and courses to get the most paying places. Can the average non neet loser get a job there?

>>105790112
Don't worry, they've just asked for 14,000 H1Bs.

>>105790112
Still not sure why this matters as long as you’re employed. Take the money home and pay off an appreciating asset like a house and be better off than everyone 150 miles around you is even if you get fired

>>105790112
>5 levels of managers above me are all indians, unironically

>>105790124
not a chance, they are just full of jeets selling things they dont own to incompetent retards
you literally cannot financially compete, because nothing they do is legal, and the clients are too stupid and cheap to care

>>105790099
and it goes much deeper, white/russian guy with impeccable 100% pass rate code was rejected because his code was *too terse*. It literally took 4 other guys to come up with this justification lmao

>>105790261
maybe it's because the whitiest kept shitting on the floor?

>>105790237
And dont forget, even trying to start something there, they limit you hard to asking for work.

>>105790124
maybe fiver is good for shitting

>>105790315
dont forget you should start to shit

I LOVE SHITTING

who's shitting are you the shitter?

shit shit shit!!! reminder that being racist is also being a shitty person

whos racist

you racist you always say indians are the only ones shitting

well all people shit though

>none of the shitposts has been deleted ITT
janny confirmed to be the one spamming the thread.
reminder: doxxes of /g/ jannies and mods, including their email addresses and some pics, are public. just saying.

>>105790439
they never do anything about the /wsg/ spammers either

why are you so mad about shitting? you do it every day

>>105790450
I got banned almost instantly not long ago when I said 'kill all jannies and indians'.

maybe don't be a racist and an angry nerd and just live life be happy and shit!

>>105790180
SAAAAAAAAAAR

SHIT SARRRRRR

shit what should i do today

you should shit learn to shitttt

SHIT DAMN IT SHIT

i gotta shit

wait who's gotta shit

i do

you what

reminder to report each and every single of those posts as trolling/off-topic

i poop

for what pooping? stupid

Thread Theme
https://youtu.be/Fw4Ie7LQuno?si=y7XTEXLuGL_lo54K

Indians are by far the most nepotistic race I've encountered. I'm not sure if this is based or cringe.

>>105791173
stop being racist

>>105791173
the "shit" posting jeet jannie will get you banned for this post

>>105791173
They are basically just retarded jews

>>105790833
GOOD MORNING

all races shit so maybe don't look at jeets only shitting

>>105791279
For jeets shitting is a religious experience, a cleansing bath, and a food

>>105791294
i can list some white groups that do the exact same

I've exchanged personal phone numbers with married women and men alike to hang out with outside of work, do people feel comfortable with their spouse spending their evening with coworkers? Sometimes I feel like some of them flirt a bit but I find that so outrageous (being married with their babies waiting at home) that I might just be imagining it.

>>105791422
Go ahead then

>>105791529
Anyone who willingly spends their evenings hanging out with coworkers is socially maladjusted, imo.

>>105791547
Some of my coworkers are cool

>>105791547
>socially maladjusted
It's pretty normal to start bonding with people you spend most of your life with, being 10 hours a day around the same people... You just naturally start making friends.

>>105791547
>t.autist
anon, even normies do that

>Cybersecurity in Europe
>Work with all the exciting stuff
>One of the highest earners
>Still make only 1/3 compared to mutts

It fucking sucks.

>>105791989
idk how people live in Europe. I was in Prague last week and everywhere advertised that "we have AC!" and you go inside and it's 30degC with a little fan blowing while people are dripping sweat

>>105791998
I mean AC is not really needed 95% of the time and historically hasn't been needed for 99% of the times, at least here in the Nordics. Heating is everywhere but AC? Not so much. I can't really remember it ever going past 30 Celsius during my childhood or teens.

Also
>Mutt goes to the most over-touristic place in the world and thinks he's been to Europe

>>105791989
>>Still make only 1/3 compared to mutts
reminder that mutt salaries are specified as BEFORE taxes

>>105792045
People also didn't work in seven-story boxes all day historically

>>105792045
I don't know how you make so little money in the nordics. In Sweden as a consultant you make more than mutts unironically and otherwise big companies and select startups pay as mich as big companies in the us midwest.

>>105792082
and that mutts don't have advantages like cheap or free healthcare, vacation days that they can take without being fired (plus they only get 10-15), pension, or proper unemployment protection

>>105792119
I make around 150k USD in Denmark but becoming a consultant (which is a big risk) or making more doesn't really provide anything as everything above what I currently earn is taxed 55%.

>>105792148
>Cheap or free healthcare
Problem is that you get the same healthcare as the Somali immigrants and the cashier at Lidl. Atleast in the US you get better quality healthcare as you earn more.

>>105792148
lol, you pay the same as soon as you want to consoooom, in fact, most stuff is probably cheaper in the US. It is insane how some of us yuropoors justify leaving more profits for the Bergs, those poor $T companies can barely get by. Indoctrination runs deep, if I were to summarize yuropean mindset
>dare to be small and irrelevant

>>105792201
99% of healthcare in the us is worse tban europe's somali tier healthcare. To get the better than europe stuff, you must be a multi-millionaire or better. No amount of "earning" gets you there.
At 150k you make.more than anywhere but the bay or ny area. Those are tiny bubbles of the tech market and not representative of us tech workers. Taxes in these areas at these salary ranges are just as bad as they are here. In Sweden at least, as a consultant you put the money in the company and pay yourself a."normal" salary, then use dividend to get extras at a reduced tax rate, then use xompany benefits like company equipment and a company car, and bill everything you can as company expenses. Between this and the ridiculous rates you can charge (I'm.at 1200 SEK because I'm new to the game, so I get about 600 SEK net) and the tax advantages, compared to col, you end up way ahead of all metrics even compared to non-fagman bay area workers.

>>105792274
Electronics and cars are about the same or a bit more expensive than in the US. Everythinf else is FAR cheaper. Easily 1/2 price in an expensive city.

>>105792274
>consoom
I buy a phone and a PC maybe once every 3-5 years. Apart from that I got some IpTV setup for all media, 38k channels and tons of movies/series. Food and going out is easily half the price compared to the US, especially as you don't have to tip 25%

H1B abuse tip line.
https://www.uscis.gov/scams-fraud-and-misconduct/report-fraud/combating-fraud-and-abuse-in-the-h-1b-visa-program

goddamn this "senior" engineer is retarded

>>105784345 (OP)
well I need to learn java and spring boot as fast as possible.. any recommendations? I've been nodejsing for a few years

>>105792751
I don't mind retarded senior engineers but I do mind retarded senior engineers who think they're smart and/or flex their seniority to get their way.

>>105792751
just having a bad day, please understand

>>105785663

>this CV gave an indian 20 jobs at the same time
Someone explain how

>>105793497
>less than a year at each position
I thought this was supposed to look bad on a resume

holy shit i am so tired

>>105792607
>>105792311
delusion. Electronics, groceries, cars, gas, everything is cheaper in the US or at most on par. Housing is more expensive in the most popular states, but guess what, you get to live in the US. Yuropoor capitals are not exactly cheap either. You save up and cost consciously plan a US vacation, mutts just fly over for a few weeks to laff@us and to make them look educated back at home. Try going to any third country and argue to be accomodated cheaper because your goymaster decided your CoL should be suppressed, you will be laughed out of the country.
Im still glad to live in a white country where I can go out safely at night and school shootings are unheard of, but damn, lay down the cope

>>105793593
take a break man

>>105792976
effective java, @spring@is@retarded and its own hell, it has very little to do with java.

>>105792976
learn quarkus instead and if you don't have a choice then my condolences

>>105793503
>I thought this was supposed to look bad on a resume
whoever told you that is a complete retard

>>105793503
it used to but the new meta is to job hop because companies will never, ever promote you (and HR roasts need you to have so many skills it would stand to reason that you've worked every job in existence to get the experience necessary to work at theirs)

>>105793688
i still need to run 5 miles later

>>105793730
>>105793721
I knew you're supposed to job hop but I thought it was every 2 years, didn't know it was down to every year goddamn

>>105793756
you should be working multiple overlapping jobs at the same time, look up "overemployment"

>>105793763
Apparently that only works if you're Bharati

>>105793503
Saar it was a kindly work deliverable contract not meant for stable positioning

Why does this piece of SHIT constantly tell me I have a missed call when I DO NOT

>>105794113
saar pick up phone and prepone needful

million dollar startup idea: a thread that isn't complete shit

How does SOC2 persist when everybody knows that nobody takes it seriously at any step of the process?

>>105792301
is this the same guy a few threads ago that was trying to pretend he was only getting taxed at 18% in sweden? whats the point of these america vs europe debates anyway? it sounds like you have a paradise over there, good for you. if you were top 1% income in america like you are in sweden, you would be making nearly a million dollars a year.

>>105793497
So I guess masters is the minimum.

>>105794473
It's well known that bad faith actors exist but given the last few threads' Shit Storm ™ (that for some reason does not extend to utwg) I'm convinced either a janny is trying to destroy the thread, or some cabal of salty redditors is trying to disrupt any community of people who have jobs

>>105794429
You WILL redeem the compliance sir

i have a new billion dollar idea.

0s and 1s is still just binary. thats what i was looking at, something to compress even further.

so binary is a series of numbers powered by an electrical current, like ticker tape being fed - or just a motherboard for regular PCs- into the cpu, or gpu with new gpus idc, to read, spit out onto a computer screen, right?

so the mainframe could feed the binary data of this super-compressed collection of images (into the kBs) into the electricals to transfer the data. in this case its a fridge freezer motor and its output is the dissipation of heat.

the goal would be to compress "that" to store it more effectively... the cold, not binary. the less heat in the the end means all the more compression for the data, as its converting the binary -> cold...

who's building this with me?

>>105794507
it does seem like reddit astroturfing. theres been way too many dissonant muh capitalism muh free healthcare posts lately. the guy posing as a swede saying he made 150k usd and only paid 18% tax was the most dishonest post ive ever seen in my life and could have only been concocted by a clueless redditor.
economies arent magic. the "free healthcare" and welfare system that you can opt to never work a day in your life are actually very expensive to maintain.
once this general dies im done with 4chan. this is the last thread topic where the posts generally seem to be written by humans and not bots or shills. everything on the internet is just astroturfing bots and agitated political retards. its too tiresome to read. so congratulations to the diarrhea spammer you will probably improve my life significantly by the time youre done.

>>105794587
>the "free healthcare" and welfare system that you can opt to never work a day in your life are actually very expensive to maintain.
true but the redditors we're talking about are mostly unemployed and both do not pay much in taxes nor do they understand why the people who ARE paying such taxes are happy with it

>everything on the internet is just astroturfing bots and agitated political retards.
very true. i wish there were irl groups and places to go do stuff free of bots and where bad faith actors are bridled by being in Suplex Range but coof killed that forever. instead of investing in tech startups i will simply host block parties

>>105794571
Thanks for the idea nerd, I just proompted this, expect to see our IPO late next week

>>105794571
>>105794641
I don't remember where I read it or if it was just a fever dream but I'm positive some real company actually proposed flywheel-based memory once. i think it was for valve/pressure-based logic systems or something (which WERE a thing, just only very briefly and generally only to control other pressure based systems)

My boss(navy) emailed me to have me come in before the training year starts to go over my performance review. I expect it to be positive. I have not heard back from the various MIC contractors I've interviewed with lately.

Is this it then? Is it literally impossible for me to get a "real" job? Should I just bg to be made officially the IT Hell Desk 2I/C and coast forever now? I think the limit on my working hours is something like 20 days per month, or I can deploy if I really need cash.

>>105794741
Just stay in the reserves, use the gi to get a bs+masters, then re-enlist as an officer and enjoy your double dipped pension plus huge signing bonus and cushy job

anyone here work for amazon and had to do the SDE pre-interview test? this is my first job out of college and the only fucking company to respond in 6 months so I don't want to fuck it up, but cause my degree is in cybersec I never actually had to take an algorithms class, how fucked am I?

>>105793731
>body and mind is tired and stressed
>let's stress out the adrenals even more
>good!

>>105794778
Fat fingers typed this post

>>105794761
It's like easy and medium LC. They send it out to basically everyone who applies

>>105794791
any advice on stuff I should focus on? kind of stressing out trying to learn algorithms in 2 days

>>105794755
>use the GI
we don't have that here (instead it's a reimbursable up to 2k/yr max of 4 years, max of 8k specifically stated and not inferred) but I did consider just using some of my savings to get some bullshit technical certificate and going officer. But there aren't any officer trades I'm really interested in, and do to what I'm already doing except as an officer has the same dynamics -- you go in as a more general type of officer, and being IT Hell Manager instead of IT Hell Desker is an appointment/position, not a core trade.

And for officers, the CISO billet is usually a short one you do in preparation to be an Operations(detections/warfighting) Officer and from my own dealings with CISOs they have basically no power and get sidestepped constantly, and aren't expected to have much expertise or input other than existing for financial approval, which isn't even very relevant since most CIS gear is issued from a higher authority and only leased to the user unit.

>>105794778
I got fat but honestly when I was biking more it was the best way to clear the head

>>105794761
if its the same one i took its a couple of leetcode questions and youre given like 30 minutes. even if you passed you would still fail for other reasons such as pic rel

>>105794808
It has been a very long time since I took it. The questions were pretty easy, it's designed to filter out the people who can't into algorithms at all because amazon gets thousands and thousands of people applying everyday. You don't need to get a perfect score to move on to the next round.
Just take a few practice assessments on leetcode and it'll probably be a good estimate of how you'll do.
The actual filter is the 5-hour loop interview. After rejecting basically 90% of the people who go through it I concluded that amazon doesn't actually want to hire anyone.

>>105794571
>0s and 1s is still just binary
her's another idea: ternary computers. add a -1 to pack more numbers. that's your compression, right there.

>>105794808
dont stress because there is 0 chance you are going to learn DSA and how to solve LC mediums in 2 days. you can learn it reasonably within the 6 month cooldown you get for failing that screening.

>>105793497
wtf you guys told me to keep it to one page, put experience above education, only write 3-4 bullets per job... did /twg/ lie to me?

>>105794869
resumes literally dont matter now that they all get fed into AI anyway

the main thing is to have an indian name

>>105794855
:( I just want a job man

>>105794778
don't worry I only did 4.74 miles

>>105794785
cope, I don't have to break down my body daily and starve myself to stay lean, fatty

>>105794877
Yeah true, this guy unironically has a stacked resume though. He has so many technologies I've never even heard of and is actually able to clearly explain how he used them and for what benefit at each job. Can't believe I'm about to copy a jeet's resume

>>105794741
>furfags are allowed to have clearances but mine got denied
What the fuck bros.

>>105794884
i understand brother but if i were you i would just go into healthcare. there are no jobs. literally 40% of US swe jobs were held by immigrants in 2019. its probably more than half at this point, and it doesnt even count offshoring. its over until there is massive political change that will never happen. indians are going to continue committing massive fraud while everything gets shittier and companies leak all your info every other week.
i wonder almost every day if im going to have to switch careers.
in this market you need to have one of the following, connections, are a top tier performer, are incredibly lucky, have lots of experience. or you are unemployed.

The industry is basically fucked right?
t. Neet who still gor some reason dreams of working in tech

>>105794978
>healthcare
would have lol'd but nurses have incredibly high turnover and to get a nursing "license" is not very time-consuming.

>connections, are a top tier performer, are incredibly lucky, have lots of experience. or you are unemployed.
I hate the military for a lot of reasons but I am thankful I'm in it. It's the one place you don't need any of those things and can simply get paid to do your job. (even if that job is a Bullshit Job)

>>105795010
if you know of any other careers that are actually in demand and provide a possibility to earn a middle class income, im all ears.

is the turnover rate youre talking about specific to nurses that stop their career, or does it include position hoppers? what im seeing on google says the latter is included and its only about 15% for lpn. if position hopping is included, that rate is probably comparable to software devs.

>>105795049
Most nurses are wannabe hood rat whites who can't stop stealing meds and occasionally outright murder olds to rob them. The turnover rate isn't extreme, but it's high enough that any given day you apply to some clinic, one of their nurses might be up for investigation anyway.

I work with some boomer that unironically thinks the people he works with “are like a family” and it more or less translates to “I’m going to treat you like my son and talk down to you all the time and talk shit”, buck breaking him through the corporate channels has been genuinely difficult. How he made it multiple years I’ll never understand. How men get old and never learn proper social dynamics or professionalism, I’ll never understand either. What were you doing the last 40 years?

>>105795010
>>105795049
https://www.journalofnursingregulation.com/article/S2155-8256(25)00031-6/abstract
may as well post this too

>>105795056
its probably very hard work and some of the people are scummy, but i dont know why people scoff at it so much. at least in my area of the US there are huge shortages and it pays very well for very little schooling. you cannot be a nurse and have difficulty getting a job. then again with my luck, if i were to switch to it i bet suddenly it becomes hyper saturated too.
but hey anon... its just advice now... you can do whatever the FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK you wanna do.

>>105795075
>What were you doing the last 40 years?
Lording over his world view's equivalent of zoomers and discarding them when they either ceased being useful or grew a spine. The same thing every boss does, and every underling strives for.

Even me, my highest goal for any of my juniors is for them to be promoted high enough to not have meaningful professional contact with me anymore. Either we're at the same level in different units with contact only for some greater operation, or we are in the same unit doing different things and don't need to touch eachother's stuff. (Or they get promoted above me, but no one *really* wants that.) People below us aren't "expendable" but there's a reason they're given orders instead of at least being soft-promoted to not-really-officially-aide-de-camp or something. Y'know, to learn my job in my preparation for me leaving it and them taking it.

>>105795096
Yeah. Though the reality is that nurses aren't paid a lot, and do work very hard (when they're competent and actually fulfilling their job description). There's a reason most non-doctor healthcare professionals flee their hme country to go to the US. The US has the same problem, but the wages are higher (yet still not enough to prevent casual theft and occasional conspiracy murder)

>>105795106
it may just be particular to the shithole i live in, but nothing else pays close to it for a career starting out. lpns start ~70k here. not great but new england is old boomers that need their ass wiped, and they own all the property and make everything expensive. you may be thinking of cnas which get paid like a fast food wage though.

>accidentally go into the bathroom with glasses on
>am fucking ugly
bros... maybe i should spend some of my savings to get rid of these acne scars...

>>105784399
your job was to produce nothing. Im not surprised AI can do this job.

>>105795125
I probably am. There are a ton of levels to nursing, some being hood rat mcjobs, others being attendants to anesthesiologists. But someone disillusioned with tech is probably going to become the mcjob candy striper type of nurse, so that's what I've been talking about.

Is A+ enough to snatch a entry level like help desk easy?

>>105795140
i mean if someone can do a bachelors in comp sci, they can certainly handle a 2 yr nursing course load bro. the 4 yrs (RN) get paid 90k starting i believe. this is all very well within the means of a disgruntled tech worker. some of the people in here claim to have job searched for 3 years lol

though the time to complete this stuff does become a concern when you have bills and are trying to career switch

>>105795163
>they can certainly handle a 2 yr nursing course load bro.
Maybe, and I'm definitely willing to shit-talk nurses, but can the techbro truly handle the personal element of nursing? Does the /(u)twg/ poster have enough money to do a two-year degree unsupported? is the slovenly 4chan shitposter, a man with true darkness within his heart, able to get a nursing job and not become yet another hood rat stealing meds and killing olds?

listening to the crescendo of "Necessary Discrepancy" on repeat to prepare for my performance review review (I will resolve to be edgy and declare that, as a worker in "communications" communications are bad for reasons both involving me and not involving me, and I wish for nothing higher than to fix these immediate issues, but when the time comes I will say nothing and simply carry on)

>>105795106
I don’t mind working under people and doing grunt work, but when they’re buffoons with 0 social awareness and for some reason feel threatened by a new guy who’s like 40 years younger.. It’s just fuckin weird man.

>>105795236
Boomers suck. Come work for me; all I ask is that when I tell you to do something, if you don't know how to do it, you ask me before fucking it up. Second best is doing it and fucking it up. (Worst case then I'll have to fix it, but I'll tell you what I did in the hopes you implement that fix next time. Best case is the core spirit of the job shines through and no one even notices.)

I saw a really attractive woman at the office today, she was very cute and looked super cool, she had cool clothes and hair and even had cool headphones on. Not like me I have extremely dorky headphones because I care too much about sound quality... but anyway she was so perfect I felt unworthy and guilty even being in her presence. She was probably 15 years younger than me too. I wish they would just lay me off so I don't have to deal with this shit anymore

>>105795269
there aren't many hot girls at my office, but there's one who's extremely hot, a little over 30 years old i think
got married recently and i swear all men got heartbroken when they heard the news

>>105795255
>all I ask is [the bare minimum]
It really is this easy

>>105795332
I've been in for a while and it wasn't hard, but knowing some boomers(literal) whose kids joined, the main impediment is pure time. It's also the biggest problem among the "working rank" and manigement classes of the force; it takes a fucking incredible amount of time to generate a useful soldier/sailor/airman. I've been in for over 10 years now and I'm still not sure if I'm "useful", and only got to "Occupational Functional Point" like 5 years in and due to a lot of whining and lucky breaks.

But once you're in, people are willing to train you, exploit your side-skills, and slot you into soft positions where those other skills matter. I only got to be a hell desker so much becuse I was already a computer nerd, for example. Some people I sailed with are hailed as radio heroes because they're HAMs on their own time. Some people make entire careers of being on Boarding Party because they're casual shooters/hunters on their own time and know how to climb a ladder without shooting the wrong animal.

So for juniors, yeah, first question I always ask is "Have you seen something like this before?" and if they say yes, unfortunately that results in some pigeonholing. But it also means that when I need someone to do that thing, I know where to go, and they know they can get paid for it.

But this is Canada, I have no clue how the US military goes; I hear they're cooler, pickier, but way faster in generating functional members, but those members are both much more specialized and much less trained before being considered competent enough to stand watches by themselves

>I wish I were at the office with ac
>rn dying to heatwave


>>105794741
>>105794809
This is too coherent. Why are you pretending to be the markov chain bot?

>>105784345 (OP)
don't you cry tonight
i still love you baby

>>105795390
I've been drinking, but I felt some gullet pain before tummy aches so I'm drunk enough to be gregarious but not so drunk (yet) that I'm totally incoherent and seditionist.

>>105794909
DC is just one big gay disco.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL-nKRI74Qk

>>105795389
I considered going the military route at one point, and was thinking about it just a day or two ago. Would be a good way to get out of my home state as well. My job is not terrible though and I’m on a decent path, my boss actually cares about my progression so that’s good. I’ll just have to raise my complaint and keep working hard at this point, it is what it is. Truly though, my dream military job would be being placed at some random base in Alaska or Antarctica where it’s quiet. But part of me does want to test my mettle out here, as maddening as it can get.

no offense but i despise furfags

>>105795401
crying doesn't even feel better but i can't help it

>>105795401
don't you cry-y-y tonight
there's a heaven above you baby

Maybe I should bring THAT up at my performance review review -- that the only times I truly care about my job and the people under me anymore are when I get so fucked up on spirits that actual emotions can come out.
It's a fucked up situation; I care, it hurts me, but it's caring about a series of "missions" that don't matter, for an organization that doesn't care about us on the ground. What paltry IT skills I have are useful to those around me, btu dissuaded by agencies and concerns higher than the unit. There are ways for us to achieve what we want, even if in shady ways, but is the thing being achieved even something really important?

>>105795424
Good.

>>105795425
lil bro hasn't cried hard enough, crying fucking rules. vent salt

>>105795402
Sounds strange
>>105795389
Sounds normal

>>105795389
>But once you're in, people are willing to train you, exploit your side-skills
Tbh I never got any help or at least enough. That's why I cram so much and got good, So now I'm the expert.

>>105795440
honestly I don't even know when the last time I cried was, maybe like 15 years ago

>>105795457
Crying is a real pain in the fucking ass, it’s genuinely painful and draining as hell. But I think that’s the point, which is why women are lowkey geniuses when it comes to emotions, they’re tapped in.

>>105795443
>Tbh I never got any help or at least enough.
I used to think that, but remembering and considering things, there have always been people willing to help, or at least encourage. Even in the shittiest shacks, at least automating crap and getting bad performance reviews for it or even just getting yelled at for storing paper somewhere I wouldn't trip on it taught me something, however minor. Even if you have the jankiest dumbest most spiteful NCO, at least you have to ask yourself "Okay, how do I navigate this and come out at least even, if not ahead"

>>105795457
>>105795470
for me, it was just now! felt great
>it’s genuinely painful and draining as hell.
Without pain you can't grow, and without draining you can't refill on something better.

>>105784667
Ending up unemployed because of AI means you're fucked, anon. Do you realize that it's not just "wee I don't have to work", no your health insurance is going away if you can't keep up with AI and Indians.

gonna beg my other bosses to let me spend up to 999$ on "R&D" "materials" to get mobile charting units working (i will take some junky Toughpads not currently in service but are in working order and get external antennae for them so they can use GPS with OpenCPN after installing unlicensed Win10 LTSC on them and spend the remaining budget on stylish chest-mount molle pouches for the tablets)

unironically I would be happiest at work if every time something (i'm responsible for) broke due to user error/wear&tear, I had carte blanche to say

>Write it off right now
>add 35$ to my digikey account
>Let me at least try to fix it and have the civilian IT squirels re-accredit it for TEMPEST or whatever when I do all I can do
>if it works again now we're at surplus, if it doesn't, oh well, wait 2 fiscal years to get it replaced it's not like anyone was using this thing for anything productive anyway

>talking about crying as if it was special
Literally breeders&pooners smth smth

>>105795513
Sounds fun. Personally I'm waiting for a gpu
>We send 10's of gpus directly from Paris to China
>I cannot get even an ETA for when I'll get one
I got to start working. Good bye.

>>105795564
Is the G45 chipset not good enough for you? All you're rendering is text.

>>105795586
>>105795564
the duality of man

>>105795564
>>105795586
>it's true... IT jobs are full of furries
Either frogposting autists or furries, pick your poison i guess..

>>105795625
armed gay furries at that

>>105795625
Can you see the ocean through the reef?

>>105795564
>>105795586
>devops chads vs IT virgins

Has any of this stuff we work with actually made anything easier?

>>105795698
Not for you.

>finally got the formal "FUCK YOU NIGGER" email for one of the MIC companies i applied to
what relief. I can continue to revel in my hostile, degenerate, occasionally seditionist ways

>>105795698
It gathers information about you so your boss can track you (and train AI to replace you) easier.

>>105795586
>Is the G45 chipset not good enough for you?
Imagine being this old.

>>105795742
Next you're going to say that 4 cores at 3.2 isn't good enough.

>>105795738
>hostile, degenerate, occasionally seditionist ways
maybe thats why youre not getting hired at Dassault??

>>105795738
>occasionally

>>105795785
Despite being able to admit that my country has a lot of problems, and occasionally lapsing into regional separatism, I believe we occupy a special place in the Americas and can only stand alone against the world together

>>105795789
There's that occasionally again you cuck.

>>105795800
Okay, fine; I'll admit that the cultural experiment has failed, and I do not believe in Quebec as it is, instead preferring it as it once was. I cannot call myself a separatist under the current conditions.

Thank you for being so mean; this is the only way people get better; the only way people either become more secure in their convictions, or shed opinions as they become irrelevant or untenable.

>yeah i buy rockets from hood boys so i can shoot them at parliament when i finally find someone selling a launcher
>what do you mean i cant get a real job??????

listening to "Symphony" on repeat to prepare for my performance review review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQM6Oq5OkBk

goodnight /twg/

>>105795871
I hope you cried at least a little bit. Man is the party species. Without emotion, nothing would ever get done.

>>105794909
How do you get denied? Apart from having an actual criminal record or something.

why is ruby so goddamn slow

>>105795921
He probably said "I didn't circumcise my son" on twitter.

>>105787312
5 remote jobs no less, which is impossible in this market. 99% of these people are either larping or are just contractors who larp as having multiple full time jobs. So larping in both cases.
>>105790106
My boss is a narcissistic psychopath. I don't even attempt to reason with him. I am maliciously compliant with him all the time.
>>105793497
He worked in three companies with "AI" in their name, and he is Indian. Recruiters literally masturbate to CVs like this.
>>105795926
It was designed for slow people.

Mods, why are these furry niggers in my thread?

I've never had to make a resume or anything like that before (military) and I'm getting my network+ soon, once I get that I'll have csis (the stackable one you get for having a+, network+, and sec+). Once I do get it should I just put that on my LinkedIn to save space or list all three individually?

>>105793497
>founding software engineer for 1 year
>then immediately into senior positions
Fucking indian nepotism man.

>>105796333
>>105796267

>>105794808
if it is a automated test just use an LLM on a separate screen and manually type the answer. Or ask someone to do it with (you). In fact, I can do it for/with you for $50/h

>>105795075
perhaps they are not giving a fuck and trying to pass down the same based approach? You are probably smart, so you should at least entertain the idea you don't know everything and once you hit your boomer years your worldview will shift a lot

>>105795269
>>105795294
what are the fashion trends at your place? For years it used to be shorts getting shorter each year, but once everyone had their fat asses hanging out the meta change from total whore to empowered whore, so now roughly 70% wears no bra to show off her poking nipples as well and the 30% dyed hair / nose piercing / bean pies started to wear those god awful long trousers. Mind you I'm not complaining, but can't get fully on board with the no shaving, hairy arms, legs and especially armpits are not up my alley.
>imagine not having a full floor of tech adjacent support roasties
couldn't be me

why do companies even bother with take home tasks in the era of AI?

>>105796946
To filter people who can't even manage that and potentially get free work out of you (depending on the company/task).

so I'm thinking of getting a computer job
which field should I train in
security, testing, data analytics, development, linux admin stuff

>>105793497
he's indian. Indians are the most nepotistics in the world.

>>105793668
take your meds unironically amerilard

>>105797106
lol

>>105794473
are you the guy who posted a tax calculator that showed it really was low but still tried to pretend marginal tax = average tax even though you repeatedly self-owned with your very own sources? And trusted chatgpt to give you up to date currency rates that actually dated back from the 80's?

>>105794791
only if you poo in streets, otherwise it's 2 hards to be done in 50 minutes.

>>105797124
my cousin did it, now he has a wife, baby and a mortgage
he went to a testing course through the unemployment office and got a job

>manager sends me a message
>"I'm so sorry anon but we might need to postpone our 1:1"
Cool, one less useless meeting. What a great way to start the day

>>105797107
Second most. (((The most))) make it illegal to even question their nepotism.

>>105796334
it's even worse with w*men, they get lead roles straight out of school.

>>105797153
you're indian huh

>>105797202
Yes

I don't hate programming, I'm just burned out. They made me feel this way and I really tried my best.
Hell I have no problem coding 8h a day, I just don't want any more bullshit, I don't want clueless middle management, unclear directions, having to actually babysit people that get paid more than me.
Worst part is I'm scared of changing jobs, because I think there's a 9/10 chance I end up in a place that's similar or worse.

>>105797123
It is true though. Even if you like getting cucked by big gov you should demand the same base pay as the mutts. If your only competitive edge is being cheaper I have bad news for you and you don't get to complain when your job goes to Bharat.

>>105797162
>bauss takes 2 weeks off for vacation
I guess I also have 2 weeks off.

I know how to code and have a CS degree but haven't written a program in years.

What is there left to even build? Every possible idea is saturated.

>>105797890
Indeed
>muh solve a problem
Most of my problems would be solved but getting off the 'puter and doing real stuff, not with some gay ass app.

>saw my first 'do the needful' in the wild
I thought this was just a meme wtf

>>105797943
And all your other problems are solved by googling
>program that ______
because it turns out someone else has had that problem and they've solved it.

>>105797890
>>105798078
you are holding it wrong, if it exists it only means the idea is already validated

you can just create a wrapper around some already existing tool normies are afraid to use, ask the LLM to package it as a service/electron app and start charging for it. I mean, there are devs/enterprises who spend $50/month on a glorified curl lmao https://www.postman.com/buy The avg user can't download a youtube video.
Some rando jeet made millions on a screenrecording app that already comes preinstalled on sane platforms or accessible via the browser https://vinay.sh/i-am-rich-and-have-no-idea-what-to-do-with-my-life/

>Be scrum master
>Literally useless all around
>Doesn't even want to be the one to share his screen during the daily

I can't deal with female developers any more

>>105794978
I'm britbong, healthcare is not a good option. The NHS is collapsing (along with the country in general), wages are dogshit, almost all doctors and nurses here are now immigrants, and if you do go through schooling, you HAVE to work in the NHS for years legally, even if youre also employed by a private practise, after that almost all nurses jump ship to australia

>>105798321
Aussie here, nursing is paid well (if you're an RN, EN's are fucked) and it's being browned at an extreme rate.
My mum's a rest home nurse and she was the only White employee at some of the places she's worked at. Jungle asians are extremely common, literal africans are getting more common too (pro tip, they don't care about their job, they sleep through the shift if they can get away with it, your only recourse is catching them in the act, good luck having the time to look for them).
I would also avoid staying in the lower ranks because they're having the same senior issues as software (it's not uncommon to hear of rest homes that only employ RNs).

>getting paid double today just to tell pajeets to fuck off and come back Monday
Feels good.

>>105798363
here it's africans for nurses and living assistants, indians and arabians for doctors

>workshop on deliverables & priorities with stakeholder and manager
>Friday afternoon
WTF WHY ARE MANAGERS LIKE THIS

Oops, got put on a PIP.

>>105798409
We have african doctors too. The one time I've used one he just read off the computer lmao. May as well ask chatgpt at that point.

>>105798161
what if the idea of creating electron bloatware to wrap basic utilities makes me feel icky? it's so hypocritical
>inb4 you cant have morals if you want to make money

>>105798428
they all do that, the white graybeards are just better at hiding it because t4icking people into thinking they know things makes them.money, not actually healing people.

>>105798416
they're making sure you don't deploy to prod

>>105798456
God, same. I figured out that some fields like bioinformatics are total jokes, though, so it's basically a free buffet in terms of opportunities and actually makes a difference. Big pharmas are also loaded so they don't mind paying huge rates for tiny improvements. Thr basic plan in this arena is to make a working pipeline to help something like a part of a diagnostic or drug discovery task, get money from it, and build upon it to own the segment. Since the field is so sparse due to hoe complicated biology is, competition isn't even a plausible issue.

>>105798525
We deploy to prod every day.

>>105798456
you consider the alternative, doing the same disgusting work but making someone else rich and start rolling up your sleeve

How many times a week do you think about quitting?

>>105796333
No, list the csis in parentheses after all 3. Hr is retarded.

>>105798456
Then write apps in c that connect to html/PHP websites for great performance.
Then you can feel good about charging them for an optimized regex expression.

I recently landed an IT support job. It's easy and pays as much as my first dev job, but I want to be in development. How long will I have to tell office women to restart their computers before the market for non-indians recovers?

>>105798819
At least once.

>>105798819
Probably 2-3x. And - love that movie.

>>105798819
Every day.

As I pointed out here >>105797276 I don't do it because I've lost any hopes of working for someone that isn't and idiot and/or a schizo.

>>105798940
in the west there's very little actual economy, its all fake corporate slop. the tech market won't recover until the entire system collapses, which to be fair we're definitely heading that way. 15-20 years

>be contractor
>get 6-month contract, agency promises there is a "high chance" it will be extended
>meeting with the team and manager
>"Oh btw Stacy, Anon will only be here for this year, so you better align with him to get the deliverables done by december regarding this and that"
>mfw
Okay, thanks for the heads up. I guess I'll start searching for a new client during october or so. Is this normal? It's my first time being contractor and I'm so tempted to just bill more than one client at the same time to get some sort of income protection.

Currently reworking my resume to try and find a better job. Should I list udemy and similar platforms certificates? Do people even give a fuck about them?

they fired a coworker for talking too much at the wrong time, and now are throwing at ME some of the stuff he was responsible for. the funny thing is, the kind of things they throw at me are things I showed interests a few times, and so that makes me "competent".
meanwhile, my coworkers show interest on things that have nothing to do with our job, and some even had the balls to say they forgot everything they had learned to get certs on topics that are related to our job as soon as the cert exam was over.
I need to leave asap. I'm tired of this bullshit.

>waiting for clock to run out
>still 2 hours to go
god damnit

>>105799047
I'd say include the certs if you have enough blank space in your resume, otherwise don't. some people might give a fuck, I guess

>>105799029
its pretty normal if you're covering maternity leave

so... new thread?

>>105797139
the calculator that showed you kept 45 whole percent of your paychecks, which is actually really high. you are mentally ill.

>RSUs get taxed as income, not as long term capital gains
no no no no no

What's the best time to ask for a promotion? In terms of tenure, assuming you've been overperforming but there's been no drastic change in responsibilities

>>105799611
>What's the best time to ask for a promotion?

when you have a competing offer in hand, otherwise there is literally no point

>>105799725
>>105799725
>>105799725

>>105799443
the calculator that showed I kept 80% but hey, delusion > your own eyes eith your oen source I guess.