>>18148220
Keep going. This is great! You're so fucked. :D

Let's run a survey. Reply to this post if you've ever pretended to be the "enjoy hell" anon.

Ahhggggg I'm burning in hell and it's so hot and painful. I should have been spending my life worshipping the god that niggerfart on 4chan told me is real instead of sinning so much. Please help me!

> AUUURRRGGGHH, my skin is boiling off and my eyes hae melted, it hurts so much!

> I shouldn't have been so antisemitic against the Jews, who God himself said multiple times in the Bible were his preferred people over gentiles! I repent, I repent, it hurts so much, I repent!!!!!

There's still time /pol/, read the Bible

> ARRRGGGHH!!! My skin is boiling off and my eyes melted, it hurts so bad!!! I have to spend eternity like this!!!!!

> I shouldn't have damned the Jews, who God himself stated multiple times in the Bible were his people!!! I shouldn't have hated my neighbor based on the color of his skin!! I should have treated women as equals and not commodities!!! I repent!!! Please help me it hurts so much!!!

There's still time /pol/, read the Bible

No, I will NOT enjoy hell. That's sort of the point.

So tell me in no uncertain terms how I can AVOID hell. Please and thank you.