More and more cards continue to read similar to Yu-Gi-Oh textboxes

>making a pubstomping pissbaby rage quit after beating them twice
>return the favor their thassas/demonic consultation
>2nd game he drops ulamog from my tempt with mayhem / show and tell
>put all of his permanents ontop of his deck, lands first
>NOOOOOOO YOU ARE SO UNFUN

https://archidekt.com/decks/13429111/kefka_max

RUNNING OFFMETA BULLSHIT IS THE BEST

>random pod
>400 lb mexican playing edward markov
>legitimately unable to read cards
>tries to sacrifice my sol ring with deadly dispute
>theres so much fat in his brain, his neurons seemingly cant connect any 2 events
>’should I add this 8 mana vehicle to my bello deck??’
>’yo can I get $10 for dinner, super hungry’
>’got fired from walmart and whataburger, starting at this cellphone place’
>swings out at me with all of his vampires because I didnt give him money
>block and kill his entire board
>leaves

Surreal vibes