Does Douglas shave?

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Andrew really is pretty heartless. I'm starting to think he isn't a good person.

I'm struggling to think of a Douglas Moment that isn't retarded.

>Hmm, today I will repeatedly creampie this 15 year old girl I met smoking in an abandoned house.
>I'll let Renee do whatever with the kids. What could possibly go wrong?
>Maybe we should do something about our psycho kids murdering another child? Nah, it's probably fine.
>Damn, my psycho kids are still alive and broke into my house. I wonder if they're mad at us?
>I'll be present but not engage with them, they've always loved that and there's nothing else I should be doing.
>My wife is gone and Andrew is in our bedroom messing with a length of rope. I'll just go ahead and turn my back on him as he lures me into the basement. What could possibly go wrong?
>I've always liked this floor, I'll just sit here quietly like Anders told me to.