Thread 528039382

Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>527810542

Siblings kissing on the mouth.

FUCKIN RAW

>>528040132
Sorry, as a what? A love story? Come on, Ashley! This isn't a fucking love story. It's a fucking fuck story. It's about animal lusts and earth and dirt and fluids, not love, art, companionship, all that rubbish. The Coffin of Andy and Leyley is so obviously an exploration of, you know, wild elemental forces as an ode to dark passions and a kind of savage rhapsody.

Stick.

>>528040216
Meds.

>>528040132
Who the fuck are you? How did you get in here??

How did Andrew know Ashley faked her orgasm?

Andrew does not deserve Cuteshley

>>528040895
Because Andrew is a whore who slept with a hussy before his sister.

>>528040216
yes ashley is quite animalistic and primitive. there's no subtlety or self awareness or introspection or class in her expression of love

>>528040216
Who the fuck are you? How did you get in here??

>>528041050
And he faked every orgasm.

>>528041006
Ashley is a useless retarded psycho bitch. If anything she doesn't deserve Andrew.

>>528041206
Andrew is a spineless used up whore that does not deserve the loyalty of such a cute and committed girl like Ashley

Why do people just HAVE to take sides with OUR HEROES™? Are they all just retarded? Why else would you compare the utility of each of them like you came for another set of cannibal incestuous siblings to watch?

They're perfect and meant for each other.

Poor Ashley just fell in love with a bad boy.

>>528041715
Picture of /calg/ Nemlei and /v/.

>>528042072
Lol that is so real.

>>528042058
The right boy!

>>528041212
>>528041507
>>528041715
>>528041997
I love Audrey

>>528042359
She already has a brother you pervert!

>>528040415
Stickley

>>528042815
She doesnt like her brothers in a romantic way like they like her, i can save her

>>528043057
>The Graves not keeping it in the family
Pure outbred cope, they'll make stew out of you.
Just date Julia's daughter or something.

>>528043359
>Just date Julia
NTA but don't mind if I do!

>>528040895
You can feel it. She'll squeeze and loosen in a way that's really noticeable, especially if she's already a tight fit.

>>528043359
>>The Graves not keeping it in the family
Yes, the game says many times they arent into incest it just happens they are siblings

if your sister doesn't care if you see her naked she thinks you're not a pervert

>Crime scene detective inspecting corpses from Splat
>Other detective hands him folder, bunch of yadda yadda exposition
>Looking at folder
>"Okay so Andy, ANNNNDD.....
>...."uh, Lee-lay?"
>"Lay-lay" the other detective pipes up
>Detective looks at the gory mush before him
>"They're so tangled up they'd have to be put in the same"
>"Coffin", the detective interrupts
>Puts on sunglasses
>The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
>YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uW47jWLMiY

>>528043738
>ackshualleyley!
We're joking douchebag

>>528044075
Kafkaesque. Pure enema.

>>528043758
I'm not a pervert but I do regularly fantasize about touching her while she sleeps

>>528043758
Is that keyhole the size of an egg? She shouldn't be able to see anything at that distance.

>>528045772
sure, andrew

>>528045959
Is it hard to guess that Andrew might be peeking?
Actually I never thought of this before. Do you think it'll ever be revealed if Ashley knew or not? Maybe she drops it mid argument like with the "crawling back pretending you can't sleep" thing.

Why are women like this

>>528047289
It's not hard to guess but if he says "What are you talking about?" she can't go like "Don't play dumb, I saw you..."

>>528047297
>Ashley profile pictures
>didn't get it, just like Ashley
>happy about it anyway, just like Ashley

>>528047297
Are we really going to create thread celebrities out of xitters?

>>528047721
huh?

>>528047297
julia needs to be protected from these toxic women

>>528047782
No one is more toxic to Julia than Andrew

>>528043569
>jew-lia
Gross.

>>528034965
There is nothing in Coffin that is remotely "gooner" or pornographic. Not even a little bit. The deterioration of the English language is truly a sight to behold when a term that used to be applied to extreme porn-addicted competitive masturbators is now being used to describe anything that could possibly be construed as mildly titillating.

>>528043569
>Cute-lia
Cute

>>528047506
Unless something happens like pic related, Andrew has to confess it. Maybe in The Epilogue™ they find out their daughter has been peeking on his brother changing (not the other way around, it wouldn't be based otherwise) and Dadrew says "Well, I did that back in the day too... It'll pass."

>>528048469
>Maybe in The Epilogue™ they find out their daughter has been peeking on his brother changing (not the other way around, it wouldn't be based otherwise) and Dadrew says "Well, I did that back in the day too... It'll pass."
cringe

>>528047989
When was this?

>>528048336
When 'Mainstream' works flaunt degenerate shit that's ironically worse than porn, nobody bats an eye. Because it's all according to 'the plan'.
But when TCOAAL tries to deal with incest seriously, everyone loses their mind!

>>528048656
You tried way too hard to fit that in, anon

>>528048652
the call

>>528048637
Maybe, I can't see the game showing Andrew confessing it anyway.

>>528048469
I really don't like the idea of Andrew/Ashley's kids being incest freaks as well. If Ashley managed to become a caring mom, that means they grew up and finally managed to break free of the generational trauma. They would want their kid(s) to have a normal, happy life. A life they never had a chance to have

>>528048336
This generations is the most puritanical we've had in a while, most probably because social conditioning led a decline in human relations. and sexuality is now delegated to obscenity and left out of normal human interactions and expressions of beauty and sensitivity in art forms as well. Is pure projection of absence, and any display of intimate proximity, either physical or emotional, is considered "explicit" and therefore "immoral" by your average youth "standars" (quotes are needed, none of that is real).

>>528048973
>I really don't like the idea of Andrew/Ashley's kids being incest freaks as well
Exactly, the game already states they don't have a incest fetish they would get pissed if that happened
and i dont know why the opposite wouldnt be based

>>528047989
>TN: half-wit means retard

>>528049003
Everything is simultaneously oversexualized and devoid of eroticism.

>>528049147
Unironically out of character for Andrew.

>>528049147
Also braindead, moron (as in slack-jawed moron) and some others.

>>528049054
What do you mean by the opposite? You mean if they wouldn't be pissed or if the kids outbred?

>>528049432
It's soulless because it's a response to the prudes not because the artist is passionate about it, some people are also using oversexualization as a gatekeeping tool.

>>528049737
this part
>(not the other way around, it wouldn't be based otherwise)
of the original post

>>528049886
I meant if it was the boy peeking on the girl everyone would lose their minds (insert Jokerdrew)

>>528050089
That's because boys are scary.

>>528049839
Well, I meant more in a societal sense. Sexuality is getting pushed to extreme fringes and the cascading effect will be as dramatic as it will be disturbing.

>>528050251
I dunno. Andy is nice.

What you doing in this situation?

>>528050909
Not reading frog posts.

>>528049839
>le prudes

You're part of the problem.

>>528051396
What would you call the twitter twats that tried to destroy Nemlei over incest? I call them prudes.

>>528051572
I call them [User was banned for this post]

>>528051572
i call them trannies

So how come Andrew was detached from everybody but Ashley since the beginning? You could blame the parents, but plenty of people that go through similar experiences don't develop that kind of apathy

>>528051635
Addams Family but the Graves. Nemlei, pls.

>>528051969
Some people just don't connect well with others.

>>528051969
>plenty of people that go through similar experiences don't develop that kind of apathy
And plenty of people do. He happens to be one of those people.

>>528051969
Because he has lifelong depression aka sociopathy.

>>528051969
Frankly it's just so the plot can happen
People with negligent parents tend to search parental figures in someone else. In reality, Andrew would have joined a gang or something

>>528052527
>joined a gang
lol what? Andrew would've joined Jordan Peterson's fanbase or Andrew Tate's.

Andy... Bundy?!

https://x.com/louveg25/status/1935736740003954989?t=6Rqp4oHNsS0CtNf3GejuUw&s=19

>>528052697
There was no such thing at his time zoomoid.

>>528052798
MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN
based

>>528052859
Whatever. He would've joined a '90s pickup forum and ordered $300 worth of DVDs from a fake Chad.

>>528053072
Why do you insist on dying on this particular hill?

>>528053183
Because you're being a pedantic boomer, we both know that your generation also had conmen/cult leaders.

None of the "what if?" scenarios of this game has ever caught my interest. I just love the original plotline much better.

>>528053318
That's not me you're replying to retard, I'm not that interested in your "I must bash main characters!" crusade.

>>528053318
I'm not the person you were having a slap fight with, I'm merely asking why you need Andrew to be a "redpill incel." But no, it wasn't terribly common back in my day because the internet wasn't the same thing it is now, the odds of Andrew dealing with the 90's equivalent of a pickup artist or whatever you want to call them is comparatively minimal because people still relied on things like television commercials and newspaper ads for outreach and couldn't just fund social media influence campaigns that would instantly reach millions of users.

Also, twice in this game I've seen children getting punished by not having them eat, what the fuck? Do euros really?
Nothing a good beating or a cold shower if you're merciful can't fix, but that's inhumane desu

>>528053671
Chasing hussies doesn't give Andrew what he wants to begin with.

>>528053786
>Do euros really?
Honestly? I've only seen this punishment in american movies and now this game. Same for the trope where the popular girl gets a mega party when she turns 16.

>>528053786
I remember the Episode 3 flashback one, what's the other?

Why is she so fucking sexy bros?

>>528053961
I've never heard of kids being sent to bed without supper outside of TV, but I did know a rich girl who threw a sweet 16.

"How is it incest, they're family" is still the best post /calg/ has ever made

>>528052934
I'm quitting my job next month and when I do I'm thinking of posting Graves porn ITT

>>528055179
How is it post, they're /calg/

>>528054383
Mrs Kent or whatever her name was telling Ashley to go to the principal's office without eating first and Andrew not even getting to have a seat during dinner at his grandparents'. Made me physically squirm harder than anything else

>>528055539
>Made me physically squirm harder than anything else
because you're amerifat

>>528055539
I bet she didn't even intend to insult her, she must've went like
>What was her name again?
>Ah yeah.
>"Mrs. Cunt, can I go to the bathroom?"
ITT, we hate Mrs. Cunt. FUCK Mrs. Cunt.

>>528055810
>cussing
>again

Go to the principal's office.

>>528055742
Not even in my worst nightmares

>>528051969
He was detached from Ashley too, but a mixture of having to care for her like a parent triggered his parental instincts, and her confronting him about the fact she knows he doesn't like anyone but she still accepts him is what made him genuenly like her as a person.
No one else did both, they either didn't get him or didn't accept him.

>>528055810
nah she's a based trasphobe

>>528056080
I was watching a playthrough for the first time and the retards playing it immadiately said something like that. I am never watching a gameplay of this game again. Also
>Actually using the word "transphobe"

>>528055339
The Renee and Andy porn?

Damn, sis. Nice ass.

ENTERTAIN ME, ANONDREW

>>528057854
Tiny tushy, big cute.

>>528057948
Alright Anonshley, you asked for it

>>528059010
Correcting bratty sisters by giving them what they want will engender further brattiness. Don't get me wrong, the brattiness is cute, but it's like hot sauce: too much and you end up with an upset stomach.

>>528057854
I'm gonna say this to my sister

>>528059592
Shockingly, probably not the worst thing you could say. It's one of those things that's so extreme you can play it off as a joke, unless you make it weird that is.

>>528059775
>>528059592
>>528057854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIzg9qdcsYg&ab_channel=Ben10Moments

>>528059775
She'll probably go with a "Nice cock, bro!" meme thing. Unfortunately she's studying right now and I don't wanna bother her.
>>528060178
Things like these are actually pretty cute. I hope Ashley and kid Andrew meet in a dream and he says something like this completely innocently.

>>528060593
Andy locking eyes with Ashley's tits

>>528060593
>Leyle-, or Ashley I guess, whatever.
>What's wrong with your butt? Did you shit yourself again?
>>528060593
Not like you, you kill yourself.

>>528060593
>Leyle-, or Ashley I guess, whatever.
>What's wrong with your butt? Did you shit yourself again?
>>528060951
Not like you, you kill yourself.

>>528061325
>>528061597
?

>>528061597
If Ashley actually says he can call her Ashley instead of Leyley, I'll cry.

>>528060951
So cute!

>>528061771
We know Andrew

>>528047989
>>528048857
This scene was incredible.

Sisters mog all floozies, it never even began.

>>528062291
But Julia doesnt like him anymore either

>>528062257
>>528062291
Ashley's beauty is amplified 10000 times more along with literal flowers and pink clouds around her in Andrew's mind. Hussies really never stood a chance.

>>528062291
Ashley only "mogs" Julia because of the OreImo effect of being the imouto in an imouto game. If Ashley wasn't Andrew's sister, everyone would know that Julia is best girl. It's literally the exact same as Kuroneko and Kirino and YES I am a Kuronekofag and YES I am still mad!

>>528062364
Good for her. Go get her champ!

>>528062690
Julia is boring, though. I can see someone being a Kuronekofag, but Julia? Really?

>>528062690
>the OreImo effect
Oh, you mean the one where people slaver over side characters while ignoring the writing on the wall?

>>528062876
Really
>>528062690
But in Oreimo's case, Kirino was indeed way hotter

>>528062690
I never really liked Julia's design, at least the sprite version. It always seemed odd to me especially the hair. Without the personality (which is also not my type) I wouldn't think she's good-looking at all. I genuinely don't see what you guys find in her unless you like meek shy innocent girls and such or that you're projecting the archetype of your dream girl onto her? Though I am a sisterbreeder so take that with a grain of incest.

>>528060951
Based

>>528062876
>Julia? Really?
That was my initial reaction when I first learned about the existence of Juliafags. Especially because at the time we had so little about her with only a sprite and a short missable scene.

>>528063161
I think Julia's pretty much the archetypal normal girl when normal meant fairly grounded and human instead of batshit insane soul-crushing spiritual prostitute. I'm not really much for waifushit so I can only assume, but I can see why her personality is appealing in that it doesn't really challenge anything. It's like people who prefer not to eat crab because they have to deal with the shell.
>Though I am a sisterbreeder
Unnecessary information.

>>528062901
Yeah, the one where free thinkers derive best girl from base principles and not from whatever the writers tell them

>>528063635
>free thinkers
If that's what you want to call yourself, more power to you.

>>528062690
It's just a background character

>>528052798
>Bundy

>>528063775
Literally nobody is screeching about Julia? The discussion was entirely civil until you showed up. Ah, must be those hours.

>>528063826
She's very important and has a pretty smile!

>>528063924
Talking about Julia without praising her with the same pics over and over in your Juliafag circlejerk means your seething and screeching and shitting yourself over how much you hate this side character, okay anon??

>It's nights like this that remind me of my deepest fantasy
>Where I'm all alone and I feel the cold, dark Earth caressing me
>'Cause I'm six feet under and I don't have anyone but
>This wouldn't be the first or last time that both my tears and I have come

>It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes
>Are so much wetter than the space between my thighs
>Oh-oh-oh I can't help it if thinking about it only makes me cry
>It keeps me wet
>You keep me wet
>'Til I run dry

more like geygey lol

>>528063489
You have no idea how hard I just had to work to remember the Julia scenes from before episode 3. God, she's boring.

>>528064475
I think you're applying far more depth to it than is actually there, I'm pretty sure it's just one of those people who latches onto whatever and acts like an antagonistic fag to derail the thread. I don't think he's actually a Juliafag, and if he is he's clearly the odd duck as he's more concerned with annoying people than talking about his "waifu."

>>528063775
>>528064475
Can you stop being a faggot? Please

>>528064538
I still believe Juliafags never played the game

>>528064538
>Julia
Who?

>>528064727
The only reason why someone would even bother remembering such a background irrelevant character like Julia is if they never played the game and just got a random sprite to shit the thrreads with

>>528065067
I think you're also trying to start shit, so I'm not going to validate your opinion regardless of my stance because you're a massive fag.

>>528065175
Unfathomably based. I'm pretty sure both him and the other guy are desperately trying to be caustic faggots. Maybe it's the same guy, who cares?

>>528064817
I can assure you that there weren't this many people who constantly posted Julia before Episode 3 (which makes sense because before then we had very little about Julia in the game) so either a lot of them are newfags, or some of us have converted to Juliafaggotry. I lean to the possibility of the former with how many new people Episode 3's release brought, the census results will hopefully give us an idea about that.

>cute
>freckels
>loving
>damaged, but in a way its not impossible to fix
It's really a mystery why any straight male would ever like Julia...
>>528065370
I got converted in episode 3 actually and i have said this before

>>528065315
The first nigger who claimed everyone cares that much about his non-character waifu started shit, and I'm fairly certain he's an actual Juliafag because a lot of them are like this.

>>528065315
>Maybe it's the same guy, who cares?
Wouldn't be the first time, certainly won't be the last time. That /vt/ screenshot still lives in my head rent-free, I can't remember the last time I've had my naivety shattered so cruelly.

>>528065470
>in a way its not impossible to fix
She lost her Virginia

>>528065515
for someone that doesnt care, you sound pretty mad about the non-character

>>528065785
Anon...

The brother ALWAYS gets the girl

I've been a Julia truther since episode 2

>>528065850
xkcd did it better

The jews of /colgate/

>>528066159
Anon, you really need to stop pushing the jew (I don't capitalize the "J") shit.

>>528066159
>/colgate/
/calg/ary

>>528066156
I was a Ashleyfag but i saw the light, Julia would easily make the best wife
That being said, all girls are cute

>>528066265
Not him but it's funny. We've been making Jew jokes since the dawn of /calg/

>>528066537
>Ashleyfag
I don't wanna start shit but you can't put a -fag to someone who is into one of the main characters. "Ashleyfag" is just retarded. You can't call a Christian a Jesusfag, can you?

>>528066772
>I don't wanna start shit but you can't put a -fag to someone who is into one of the main characters
how new are you?

>>528066772
How would one pronounce "???fag?"

>>528066616
It was auto-correct! I didn't mean to! Please, I'm still a chud!!

>>528066772
>You can't call a Christian a Jesusfag, can you?
No, because christians get called christfags
lurkmoar

>>528066772
It's more like I've never seen someone use the term "Ashleyfag" and not be purposefully trying to shit up the thread.

>>528066772
>you can't put a -fag to someone who is into one of the main characters.

>>528066772
Point and laugh at the newfag.

>>528067104
Same thing with this image, literally only attached to shitposts.

>>528066819
I've been here since around the 40th /calg/ I think, and everytime I've seen someone say "Ashleyfag" it has been a retarded comparison
>>528066971
I said that specifically to get an answer like this lol

>>528067141
Baited for this exact response.

Ashley is bored of this thread and decided to fly away with her new cool balloon

>>528067221
>I've been here since around the 40th /calg/
That was 1 year and 8 months ago. You have 4 more months of lurking

no character that gets sprites can be considered a background character

>>528067430
>bored
Not the word I'd used. Exhausted? Exasperated? Weary? I don't know how people fall for bait when it's literally the exact same recycled crap. Getting a question with four possible answers four times in a row and getting them all wrong.

>>528067442
Hallelujah! I thought the lurk period was supposed to be 999999 years!
Btw I meant putting -fag for someone who is into the main characters is retarded, not putting -fag itself. Braindead level reading comprehension I swear.

>>528067475
I dunno, anon. IMO it has to be sprites + name (titles and descriptors do not count as names)

>>528067794
I wouldn't call Grandpa/Grandma background characters
For me background characters are triangle people

>>528067749
You've got some ass-forwards newfag definition of that honorific, because back in my day you could put it in at the end of anything you want.

>>528067794
>Missed the whole plot relevance of Sarah Shopkeepersberg
Did you even play the game?

>>528067961
>because back in my day you could put it in at the end of anything you want
Correct, moot himself said he is a asukafag

>>528067983
Found the nasalfucker

>>528067961
I just meant that anyone who says Ashleyfag is trying to shit up the thread and you know it anon
Have you been waiting 30 years to call someone a newfag

>>528068047
>asukafag
I've been trying to avoid replying to his original post with "Asukafags and Reifags have finally been set free" because everyone was already dogpiling him enough

>>528068362
>I just meant that anyone who says Ashleyfag is trying to shit up the thread and you know it anon
NTA but while I understood what you meant, you phrased it in the most inept and retarded way possible. Reflect on your mistakes and come back after two weeks of penance.

>>528063161
>Though I am a sisterbreeder
uh huh

>>528068676
I meant I like sisters so I'm biased. I don't even have a sister.

>>528060593

You know the rules anon...you're going to have to tell us what she says after you say that to her.

>>528068362
That's not what you said.

>>528068873
I hate summer so much. Not even because of the newfags, but the heat. It's intolerable

>>528068831
Oh yeah, I forgot. I said it and she said "Thanks" and continued scrolling on TikTok. Sorry if you were expecting LARP.

I love summer
I love sun bathing
i love the beach
i love clear weather

>>528069901
I love what you love, dear

>>528069343
Slap her ass next time she walks by.

>>528070518
I don't see her that way and I am not doing that.

>>528069343
Are you attracted to her?

Also do what this anon said next time: >>528070518

>>528070518
>buenos dias, imouto

>>528071121
You told her she had a nice ass.

>>528071121
That's right. You don't have to want to fuck your sister to be nice to her and be best friends with her and help her out because she deserves it for being your sister.
>>528071379
That's just banter. It doesn't mean anything unless you make it mean something.

>>528071190
I'm not attracted to her and I don't think she is either. We're just weirdos with each other and our sense of humour isn't much different.
>>528071289
That's actually funny I might consider that with like a Mexican hat or something.
>>528071379
I was trying to say somethin positive 'cause she's your friend!

>>528060951
>>528061597
Cute Andy
Need more

>>528071379
That's wrong. You have to want to fuck your sister in order to be nice to her and be best friends with her and help her out because she doesn't deserve it for being your sister.
>>528071379
That's not just banter. It means something regardless of if you want it to mean something.

>>528071809
Well you're just lucky you have a sister, I don't.

Closest I have is a cousin who I always thought was attractive but I was never close with her with very few exceptions.

>>528071121
That's okay. It doesn't matter whether you want to fuck your sister, you will be nice to her and be best friends with her and help her out because she deserves it for being your loyal little brotherjizz receptacle.
>>528071379
That's not banter, it means you want to invade her tight little sister ass regardless of whether you wanted to mean that or not.

>>528072285
Cousins are sisters for the sisterless. Sisters but not really. Knock-off brand of sisters. Distant sisters. So by the Delphic code designed for the sisterless, you should get on with your cousin to preserve your genes and achieve peak love etc etc you know the deal.
>>528072438
That actually sounds hot. No chromo.

>>528072684
You're absolutely right but we are older now and she has a husband now and several kids. I also have a wife and kids so not really an option anymore for me.

I was only lamenting on missing out on having a sister and also missing our on being closer to my cousin when I was younger. I had one time when she wanted to read a book with me and sat close to me on the couch and we sort of cuddled while doing it and I look back and think about that sometimes.

>>528073095
Nigga why are you lamenting about the chances you missed? Is your marriage that bad?

>>528073305
Literally the only reason is because my wife is not my sister, everything else is totally fine in my life actually.

This game broke me honestly with the sibling love, I can't explain it

>>528071809
>tfw my Sopranos reference was missed
You didn't right /calg/? You got it r-right??

>>528073559
Bro I hope your wife doesn't ever read that. That's actually kind of fucked up.

>>528073305
>why do you want close relationships with friends and family? Isn't your wife and kids enough!?

Pipe down Leyley

>>528073697
I only go on here when Im at work so yeah...not a chance.

Maybe I'll show her the game innocently sometime

>>528073697
>Douglas what are these posts? Are you serious about this?
>You have an incest fetish? That explains a lot actually...
>Well we can put on their clothes and roleplay as Andrew and Ashley if you want. Though I don't think she has a second choker..

>>528073667
I made a Peep Show reference earlier ITT and no one got it. It's over

>>528073858
He's literally talking romantically though.
>>528073861
What if your wife is also here...

>>528074080
I'm scared anons will think I called my sister their "friend". I wouldn't let anyone here near my sister.

>>528073986
I have seen art of Renee using Ashley's clothes actually

>>528074309
Look at mister I'm not attracted to her over here

>>528074567
It's completely normal behavior to not want your sister to be known to mentally ill creeps. Not that most of you aren't normal, or at least capable of restraint, but there are a few genuinely sick people here.

>>528074567
I'm not attracted to her doesn't mean I'm sharing her with any of (You). Friend Bs don't let Douchebags near their sisters.
>>528074747
All of them. I would shoot up /calg/ if it wasn't the best place for coffin discussion. I would write a Delphic manifesto beforehand like a true shooter too.

>>528075062
I love this gif lol

>>528074135
I would be amazed if she was here, she does go on 4chan sometimes but never on this board, let alone calg

I might show her the game, I remember another anon who said him and his wife roleplayed as Andy and Leyley, that would be nice

>>528075218
>woman
>outside of /vg/
They told me it did not happen

>>528075218
>roleplayed as Andy and Leyley, that would be nice
Frankly Douglas you should've mentioned something like this to your wife much earlier instead of coming here to talk shit about your NBR marriage (ew).

>>528075737
Yeah, you're right, I didn't start feeling this way about this stuff until I played coffin so there's that.

Funny that Ashley reminds me of my wife and her personality by a decent amount. Totally codependent on me etc. just lacks the "don't give a shit" attitude and the "not caring what others think" mindset. Also I started calling her by a nickname that rhymes with Leyley so there's that too

>>528073559
You are based.

>>528075218
>I remember another anon who said him and his wife roleplayed as Andy and Leyley
I remember an anon who said he overheard his parents roleplaying as him and his sister

>>528076270
You mean this >>528050909

>>528076425
Oh shit, yeah

I love this damn floozy like you wouldn't believe

>>528077471
With floozies, you losie.

>>528077541
Marry one so she becomes your sister.

>>528077739
It doesn't work like that, hussite!

>>528077739
Reminder that the fact that a government clerk can sign some papers and force you to call random whores your "sister in-law" is proof that we life in an evil, unjust, and anti-delphic world

>>528077739
I actually reapect your heresy because you have the truth in you, only you pursue NBR women...

>>528078225
The modern world is run by an anti-Delphic order. Against siblings, against family, against your own blood... To counter this, BILLIONS must die.

>>528078524
Chuddaughter!

>>528078679
Picking Leyley up like a football and throwing her 75 yards to win the Super Bowl in overtime!

The exact order of this needs to be adjusted since it was made back when we thought 3A was Burial

>>528079465
If you want it, then do it yourself

>>528078798
My cute little athlete! Look at her go!
>>528079465
I love that it's named "Outbred Coping". We should emphasize our support for incest much more clearly to outside communities like that.

>>528079912
Throwing a 100MPH Beybey down the center of the strike zone!

>>528079995
My daughter tanks it. Unstoppable beybey.

>>528079734
Shut up mom

>>528080064
You will name your daughterniece Ashley at this rate anon, stop!

Too explicit for a blue board I know but I couldn't stop myself...

A smelly femcel NEET

>>528077471
she cute

>>528080415
To be honest, that'd go really well with her surname...

>>528079995
>>528080064
If Beybey is pronounced like baby then Leyley is pronounced like Laylee

>>528081448
Etymologically, yes Leyley would be pronounced "Laylee," but Nemlei already provided the canon pronunciation. Even if it was a troll answer (possibly), it's still Word of God.

>>528081448
Beybey is pronounced "beh-beh" or "bay-bay" with the a sound really strongly emphasized

>>528081407
why

>>528082048
It just sounds nice, it rolls off the tongue.

>>528081407
>her surname
Which would be?

>>528082087
Did the cat get yours? Tell us your surname NOW

>>528082181
Hitler

>>528082087
Ashley Fitzgerald

Siblings literally have the same last name by birth. They're already married. So I ask again; how is it incest? They're family!

>>528082314
>Siblings literally have the same last name by birth. They're already married.
Wisdom.

>>528081301
How come Andrew never fingered Ashley when they were in high school?

>>528082314
It's incest BECAUSE they're family

>>528082240
True and Chudley pilled. Filename intended.
>>528082312
Ewww! Can't they have a cool emo last name like "Graves"? I thought that shit went hard when I first saw it in Episode 2

>>528082181
Brzęczyszczykiewicz

>>528082445
No, no, she's onto something here.
>>528082612
I tried to read this out loud and my monitor blacked out for a second.

>>528082441
Because he was too much of a pussy and coped too hard to actually make himself and his sister happy

>>528082602
>I thought that shit went hard when I first saw it in Episode 2
but their names got revealed in ep1

>>528082612
I understood that reference

>>528082690
Their last name only got revealed during Ep2's development in a blog post

>>528082445
But how??? They're family...

>>528082802
Wasnt this there since day one?
>>528082612
Drunkanon is irish

>>528082878
Them being family makes it incest. It's not incest UNLESS they're family

>>528082802
I was the one who said it went hard, and I wasn't following devlogs yet at the time. If it was mentioned there first I didn't see it, my first was when Ashley said "Mr. and Mrs. Graves!" and I was like "holy shit that's brilliant bravo nemlei!"

>>528082962
>Wasnt this there since day one?
Nope

>>528083126
I "incest" that you're wrong.

>>528083126
You're so full of shit. How is it even more family now when they're already family? I think (((they))) got into your mind, Anondrew..

>>528083126
That's not how it works...Andrew. what do you think incest is?

>>528083378
>>528083507
What do I think?! I THINK I OUGHT WRING YOUR FUCKING NECK FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME

>>528083753
Okay, scholar of incest. Who am I to disagree with your knowledge on inbreeding.

>>528084064
I couldn't figure out where to take the bit or how to end it, and panicked

>>528084381
Very Andrewan, dare I say Kafkaesque.

>>528084381
You were just gonna use an embarrassed Andrew sprite and act like I was twisting things! God, you blew it Anondrew!

>>528084656
L-look, I can't always get it right, okay?!

Tanshley my beloved

>>528084883
Gypsley

>>528039382 (OP)
Reading Flowers in the Attic and this sounds like something Andrew would've said if Ashley managed to go through the date with Douchebag lmao

>>528084883
>make girl brown
>+15% sexier
Strange how that works

>>528084883
>>528085405
Coffin girls, but with tan lines

>>528084656
>>528084773

Kids, can you keep it down, today is my sleep day

>>528086228
Sorry, Anondrew is trying to convince me to incest.

>>528085405
Fascinating. Hey, your train is here now!

>>528085630
Now this would be a mod worth downloading

My wife Noelle is so pretty

>>528085630
Where the fuck do you even put them? On their face? Arms? Did you even think before saying this anon?

>>528087084
There's shirtless cg's of Ashley, fuckface. Did YOU even think before typing that garbage?

>>528087084
>Ashley
Tan lines on the bra straps
>Julia
Tan lines on her tank top
>Renee
full torso

>>528087285
I in fact did not think, I just assumed the sprites. But it only really works for Ashley.

>>528087363
>>Julia
Locking Julia outside so she tans all over!

>>528087664
Skinning Julia alive and tanning her hide!

>>528087664
Unironically IMAGINE

>>528087854
There is no reason to post those things

>>528088016
I found it funny, which I think is a decent reason.

>>528087564
You know what that means Anon, time for rape!

>>528087854
Rude.

>>528088091
>I fo-CRUNCH

>>528088339
DO NOT CRUSH THE SISTER

>>528088339
>CRU—BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

I think Nemlei should make a game about being nice, where everyone is friends and cherishes spending time with each other!

>>528087949
If my Juliagf had a tan, I would be so horny all the time it'd become a problem

In the last thread we got "my father had sex with a gook"

Have you taken the census, Anon?
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdSYjAmXne6TTSOxahSVJ0-Dhy5fDtyO9GH0ktSmF8uTTg87w/viewform

>>528088721
Into the box with you!

Do you believe in Burial rape?

>>528090858
You need a lot of heat to cremate a body, and even then it takes a long time to do so.

I need them to know these smiles...

>>528088721
Based

I gave my best shot at adding tanlines to bum naked Ashley. Unfortunately the person who made this already made the part where the panties should've been lighter but whatever.

>>528092893
Crispy!

>>528092014
I like things that make me feel happy. There, I fucking said it.

>>528088721
Friendship is magic!

>>528092014
I like things that make me feel unhappy. There, I fucking said it.

>>528088721
>>528092014

>>528069901
>>528070386

>>528093982
It's all there is to Ashley's job prospects

>>528093982
>has a happy ending where she goes back to real life and manages to bring her white king knight boyfriend

>>528093982
Nah fuck misery slop. Real life is miserable enough.

>>528094409
Shitbird is right. The unhappy end is more thematically appropriate, even though I also desperately wanted everyone to be happy in the end. But based Zenshubro

>>528085303
Andrew is based, and a well executed character. This comes out of nowhere for Chris, and the entire book fellates him as Mr. Ideal Male Handsome 120 IQ Doctor-man, which is really fucking annoying since he's doesn't have half the character of Cathy, or ANY fucking Nemlei character.
I appreciate the book for walking where Coffin runs (in a time when this sort of material would be far riskier to pull off), but between that and the fucking inexcusable cliffhanger the book ends on (for the sake of 20 something entries of filler) really rubbed me the wrong way by the end.

>>528088721
But Anon, she made Jack-in-a-Castle!

What is the best incest media for a happy and romantic experience? I'm a fan of gothic endings as much as the next guy but sometimes I wish for two soulmates to end up in heaven rather then hell if you get what I mean.

>>528095641
I can't really think of anything that I would qualify as being decently written and positive.

>>528095641
Koi Kaze

>>528054832
ikr

>>528095870
I shall check it out
>>528095793
At this point I will settle for not so decently written, I just want more love to exist in the world.

>>528096259
>incest media
>happy and romantic
>two soulmates to end up in heaven rather then hell
>want more love to exist in the world
Koi Kaze kinda fits the criteria, you will probably like it unless you get triggered by the age gap between the siblings

>>528095163
Are the sequels worth reading or ahould I stop?

>>528096735
Do not read the fucking sequels whatever you do. The story ends at the first book, and that's all you should need or want to know. Do not look further to sate your now burning curiosity, it will only lead to regret.

>>528096642
I find almost all age gap complaints to be utterly asinine, I am more offended by you posting the hussy who led poor innocent Andrew into temptation (away from his sister)

>>528096907
>julia
>leading
>leading andrew
cmon man.jpg

>>528039382 (OP)
One thing that was more distressing in Flowers in the Attic than TCOAAL was seeing how a caring mom slowly turns into a selfish bitch
Also Renee was a way better wife than Corrine

>>528096907
My beef with age-gaps is only applicable to the real world where the logistics of a relationship are actually important and can't be hand-waved by fiction.

>>528096817
Dare I ask how bad it gets?

>>528097115
>Dare I ask how bad it gets?
It's insane, illogical, Delphin't, and just fucking terrible all around. The author is a woman, so imagine she had a rapid succession of acute woman moments when writing the sequels and you can get a picture of why you should never subject your psyche to the knowledge contained in those tomes of darkness.

>>528096642
Aggressively creampieing Julia

>>528097264
>Julia never felt the pleasure of Nakadashi
>Andrew probably never bothered to make her cum properly either
Much to think about

>>528097067
>Also Renee was a way better wife than Corrine
Renee was so close to being the perfect woman
Too bad a woman can't be perfect without being actually motherly. She came really close

>>528097547
>Too bad a woman can't be perfect without being actually motherly
It would appear that you are my nigga.

>>528097547
>Too bad a woman can't be perfect without being actually motherly.
Fuck them kids

>>528097056
SHE WAS A WHORE WHO TEMPTED HIM, END OF STORY!
>>528097096
Meh, unless you want to start naming specifics it is what it is. The vast majority of relationships have some level of age gap and historically it was a nothing issue for a 40 year old to marry a 20 year or even wider. Again unless you are going to start naming pairings such as 18 and 92 then I think real world age gaps are utterly ignorable. Of course ideally we would all be partnered up with a childhood friend (or sister) of the same age as us but it isn't logistically problematic.

>>528097664
Really now

>>528097547
I mean, she became a mother in teens when she was ill prepared. Maybe if they used proper protection and grew up to be adults without such accident, the call of motherhood could've beckoned to her naturally when she gets old and mature

>>528097254
>It's insane, illogical, Delphin't
Wait did she actually go for the inseki twist?

>>528097892
God, look at that cutie. I want to cover her in cum

>>528097679
She still cares too much about what other people thinks of her and thats a big flaw imo
>>528098006
My mom had me when she was 17 and i was raised well, i think that since the game shows Renee and Douglas deeply loved eachother they would logically love their extensions just as much. But i am aware the plot must happen

>>528097892
Okay, you may not be my nigga. A woman can't be perfect unless she's your sister AND has strong maternal instincts. In fact, the ideal woman is a sistermomdaughterwife.
>Sister, as in direct blood relation of (presumably) similar age and experience
>Mom, as in motherly, nurturing and warm both to you and your children
>Daughter, as in still naïve and vulnerable enough to genuinely need you in her life to guide and protect her
>Wife, as in sister.

>>528098401
>since the game shows Renee and Douglas deeply loved eachother they would logically love their extensions just as much
I wish the world worked the way you think it does

>>528098401
Nta but I believe you are discounting the trauma of knowing your kids murdered someone. Up to that point she probably could have course corrected but after that her worse tendencies towards neglect were enforced by the genuine dislike she felt towards Andy and Leyley.

>>528098685
>you are discounting the trauma of knowing your kids murdered someone
Yes i understand her being terribly disappointed with them after they murdered a child. But before that she could have been better

>>528098610
But you are my nigga drunkanon

>>528098759
I agree, Renee is too blame in my view for all the deaths in the story however she is also to praise for the incest developing so you know, silver lining.

A woman can't be perfect unless she's an NBR floozy who is not very smart

>>528098610
didnt you say thinking shes your sister is the same as thinking about taxes

Since there are apparently married posters, do you roleplay incest with your wife? This goes also for unmarried posters with girlfriends (sinners). That seems like an interesting conversation to bring up, especially if you aren't an only child.

>>528099546
my floozy likes to call me daddy and loves when i call her baby girl, we never tried brother and sister roleplay

>>528099095
But trees...are made of wood...

>>528099174
>>528098962
God dammit I'm going to start filtering all of my posts through chatGPT so that they become stylistically unrecognizable. It's complicated. It shouldn't be, it probably isn't, and the conflict isn't even well defined because I absolutely do not care about the deviation from societal norms on a conscious level. I try not to think about it terribly often beyond planning contingencies, excuses, etc. so forgive me if it's a partially-unformed thought, but I think the issue is that I have no issue except for the phantom that lurks behind you saying that your feelings are entirely selfish and you're inflicting them on another person. If I didn't have the capital-"I" baggage associated with it I would probably just accept that I found a woman who likes me (i.e. a complete mental case) for some inexplicable reason and leave at that, but that looming shadow forces me to re-evaluate all of the actions of my life and weigh them against my conscience to validate myself, as though I need to make sure I didn't do anything manipulative consciously or unconsciously.

That probably doesn't make any sense, but that's just a stream of consciousness that I didn't proofread.

>>528099668
Sounds erotic yet not unusual, do you thing that is incestuous on her part or more a power play thing?

>>528099768
Oh, did you not know that?

>>528099772
Dont worry about that drunkanon, your posts are good
>>528099805
I dont think she wants to fuck her actual dad or anything, but i think she does have a incest kink

>>528096907
For me the age gap is an important part of a delphic relationship. I think an age gap of at most 2-3 years is perfect since that age gap means that both siblings will have always existed in each other's earliest memories. Growing up together with shared core memories is about as important as blood relationship for me. It's part of the reason why I dislike stories where siblings spend their childhoods separately as well.

I like this thread the most, best people.

>>528099668
>loves when i call her baby girl
This is PEAK floozysex. Your wife sounds cute, is she single?

>>528099668
You fuckers ruined the word daddy. My kids will have to call me nigga.

>>528099772
>That probably doesn't make any sense
Actually it makes a lot of sense, and it matches perfectly how i would think if i were in your place.
I would also be terribly afraid/insecure of her thinking i just want to use her and things like that. Sorry but i have thought about your situation alot, its very interesting

>>528099976
I certainly see what you mean, I do agree that a 2-3 year age gap is ideal with sibling lovers (though I understand the appeal of wider, higher or lower) especially if they have similar interests or atleast paths in life.
>spend their childhoods separately
I hate this so much, it CAN be used to explore interesting dynamics but you know and I know and everyone knows it is just a copout.
>>528099921
Are you going to try a sibling thing or do you think her kink wouldn't extend like that?
>>528100029
Hey buddy get in line.

>>528099976
>>528100335
>and I know and everyone knows it is just a copout
stop shitting on drunkanon

>>528100259
Nigga can I get a candy

Reminder that in the free marketplace of relationships, Andrew chose Julia. It wasn't until the imposition of sister-communism that Andrew was forced to choose Ashley

>>528100335
>Are you going to try a sibling thing or do you think her kink wouldn't extend like that?
I think her kink would definitely extend like that
It just that it would probably make me soft lmao i dont want to have the mental image of my brat sisters when making love. Daddy atleast makes me think i will make her a mother

>>528100446
No, I agree it's a copout. At that point the taboo becomes entirely extrinsic rather than intrinsic, I mean you can still probably get a decent story out of it but it lacks the punch of the authentic no-holds-barred article. Don't get me wrong I loved koi kaze, but it's like comparing apples and oranges in that it completely changes the dynamic.

>>528100634
>brat sisters
You have to impregnate this woman or your sisters, sorry I do not make the rules. Get on it.

>>528100029
>Your wife
not wife, girlfriend
>is she single
no

>>528100637
That is ultimately my issue as well, the COULD make a good story out of that but they are clearly just using it as a way to skip hurdles to sibling love. Same thing with mother stuff where the son wasn't raised by her and they met when he was a young man, at what point was she his mother then? Might as well remove the incest descriptor.

>>528098064
The girl starts seeing other men, for really quite stupid reasons.

>>528101186
G R O S S

>>528100259
>I HATE YOU NIGGA

>>528101086
I understand your pain completely. I've consumed a fuckton of romance media and I keep encountering the same recurring issues with any story involving forbidden love in that the "forbidden" part is barely explored if at all. It's a natural source of conflict and tension without having to resort to the idiotic forced-drama stuff that happens in a lot of media, romcom anime being one of the more serious offenders of this, and yet it's horrifically underutilized as a mechanism to explore the relationship further. I feel like a man in a desert drinking his own sweat and saliva for water, I'm not adding anything, I'm merely recycling what I already had.

God I hate being a romancefag.

>>528101251
That's only the tip of the iceberg. Seriously, do not waste your time on the sequels.

>>528101850
your post made me realize i should add some forbidden taboo romance in my alien x human romance story thank you

>>528102453
I cannot imagine a more extreme form of outcest than humanxalien, it's impossible for it to not be a forbidden taboo romance. Truly sickening.

>>528101629
>I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE THE BEST NIGGA EVER!

Zozzle

>>528102453
How alien we talking here? Blue chicks or xenofucker? I mean either way, you do you, boo, but just curious.

>>528101850
>I consumed a fuckton of romance media
Can you give a list of the best jrunkanon. I really want more like coffin, I dream about this shit...

>>528101850
My romancefag is halved with a, for lack of better term, rapefag. I am an utterly cursed individual. I like to think I have the Greek God thing going where I am a God of romance but the implication is there. When it comes to writing I prefer not well done honesty to passing pussyfooting, yeah maybe the writing is cringe and it doesn't work but if it comes from the heart it is immensely better then any socially conscious work.

>>528102453
>>528103183
Reminds me of this

>>528103347
>My romancefag is halved with a, for lack of better term, rapefag
You could write best sellers for the female demographic

>>528103183
i'm still not sure if i should a self insert colored human or go full freaky, anyways its about said alien buying the last human after the deathworld called earth exploded
anyways i dont want to derail the thread sorry

>>528103454
Female gaze rape and male gaze rape are much different. They would be able to tell it's written by a man just as easily as we notice Jack off In A Castle was written by a fujoshi and not a homosexual man, and immediately drop it.

>>528103647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn-5KMBM1O0

>>528103727
It's so childish and little girly it's cute honestly. Or maybe women are cute idk

>>528103593
Full freaky has the advantage of earning you based points with certain crowds, but colored human has the advantage of being widely appealing without the advantage of appealing to a die-hard niche. Ultimately it comes down to what you want out of the story, if you really want to lean into the aspects which divide them then I would say something less human, but if you're looking to establish a more relatable scenario under unnatural circumstances then more humanoid would be the superior option. Given that we're theoretically talking about the last human alive, I would say that having less human aliens would make for a better forbidden love story as you have an alien falling in love with something exotic and therefore contentious.

>>528103232
Not him but Sensei wa Koi wo Oshierarenai is unironically the best romance manga i have ever read. Plus it has teacher-student taboo

>>528104172
>maybe women are cute
No way, fag.

>>528104208
If I was looking for taboo I would watch a guy romancing his own shit

>>528104187
part of my brain thinks it would have a comedic effect if the aliens looked a bit humanoid because it would be like the ''we dont like your kind here'' meme
but id also make them regal, kinda like elves so it could create the contrast and taboo about romancing a dirty violent parasitic human

>>528104539
Well thats not what i meant, it just adds a bit of flavor to it
anyways its really cute

>>528104617
I can see that aspect as well, and I think that also has universal appeal to men and women.

We reached levels of outbred, outcestuous, outfag posting that I thought was never possible

>>528105038
Still better than extreme outbreeding.

>>528100259
Funnily enough, I think zoomer males being into femdom at historical rates will desexualize daddy. You'll see.

>>528103175
>Cmon nigga, please!! My friends are all going too!!!
>>528105164
On the other hand, mommy will be sexualized

>>528103727
>the first point already explains Andrew towering Ashley but at the same time in other CGs they look the same height

Tickle the missus

>>528105308
>*vomits*

>>528105452
>doesn't know about the secret height box Andrew gets on top of everytime he needs to be tall for a scene
Deepest lore.

Look at my daughter's beautiful thoughts! She's gonna change the world!

>>528105565
Kissus thine sissus.

>>528103232
Aoki from Kodomo no Jikan basically has the same character arc as Andrew

>>528105852
I love my cute edgy daughter!

Episode 3 made Andrew look like a pervert and i dont know if i like it. It was better when their relationship was more innocent instead of peeping into her and shit like that

>>528106019
The peeping scenes added a lot to Andrew to further drag down his character and depict him as a mortal man with temptations as well as demonstrate the degree of obsession he had with Ashley.

>>528106019
Inky you lost let it go mane

>>528106353
who

Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.

>>528106380
FUCKIN NEWFAGS

>>528106450
>>528107169

>>528107398
I am very sleepy so I'm going to bed sorry.
Someone teach this kid who InkyInk is.

And then everybody ITT died. So was the death of /calg/.

>>528108963
I have to be awake for a road trip in 3 hours so I'm just sitting in dread and accepting my fate

>>528108963
I love my co-worker?
No she's not my sister!

Goddamn pink cloud woman, I can never escape her...

Ashley don't like it!
Rocking the Casbah!
Rock the Casbah!

>>528110817
What nigger music are you listening to now??

>>528111179
Sunshine, by Atmosphere

>>528059592
Being direct is less weird than acting normal all the time because no one's really normal, if you're too much of a good boy people will assume that you secretly skin puppies or touch children.

>>528111179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
The Clash are not "nigger music", you stupid bitch

>>528106019
>made Andrew look like a pervert
>It was better when their relationship was more innocent

>>528108963
I'm literally on opposite schedule of /calg/. I wake up, and everyone's asleep.

>>528106019
>Episode 3 made Andrew look like a pervert
Outwardly he acted less perverted than episode 2 Andrew, he didn't cop a feel this time around.

>>528110817
I think Leyley would love to rock the Qasbah tbqh

>>528106019
>Episode 3 made Andrew look like a pervert and i dont know if i like it. It was better when their relationship was more innocent

>>528112632
It's true. Their relationship is completely innocent. The incest is made up by the fans. I hope the creator doesn't make it canon. At least Decay won't have incest. Ashley is not pregnant she's just put on weight.

All Ashley has to say and it auto skips to the good ending.

>>528113539
>all she has to do is sperg out in this specific fanfic way
That's not Ashley.

>>528113539
>i got no friends
>i got no aspirations
>i have no idea of my future
The perfect sister

I am not turning down the LOVE, I am turning down YOU! YOU GET IT? I want nothing to do with you! Ever since I met you, everything I ever cared about is gone, ruined, turned to SHIT... DEAD! Ever since I fell for the great Andrew Graves! I have never been more alone. I have nothing! No one. Alright? And it’s all gone! Get it? No, no, no... why-why would you get it? What do you even care?! As long as you get what you want, right? You don’t give a shit about me! You said I was NO GOOD! I’m NOTHING! Why would you want ME, huh? You said my love is ‘inferior,’ right, right? Hey! You said my love was garbage?! Screw you, man! Screw you!

>>528113539
"You are not Ashley...who are you?"

>>528113539
This is one of the fake Ashleys Andrew wishes he could take with him to the stage

>>528114750
Julia will constantly think about andrew while she's with her new bf

>>528113539
>andrew_deflated.png
>"...Uhhh, it's good that you're so self-aware of your flaws. I-I'm proud of you...... yep, real proud."

>>528117212
Doubtful.

>>528117212
begone cuck

>>528113539
This is so gay

>>528039382 (OP)
Will there be a happy ending for the unhappy couple?

>Even the “fans” misrepresented it
Who's gonna tell him?

>>528117695
>>528120349
cope. Andrew is a stud.

>>528121394
that's what anon gets for choosing a hussy

>>528121394
What's wrong with you? Inferiority complex?

Stop taking the bait you fucking downies

>>528106019
I know for a fact I don't like it.

>>528121229
Retard watched one essay on youtube after episode 2 came out and called it a day. Bad parenting, co-dependency...etc, are themes in this romance story.

>>528122249
Retardnee was not on my bingo list today...

>>528122514
I have retarded Ashley too!

>>528122710
Not as rare. I call her dumbasshley, personally.

The only one without a retard spite is Doug. Someone should make one so they can be one big retarded family.

What a cute, healthy and aesthetic family.

I'm struggling to think of a Douglas Moment that isn't retarded.

>Hmm, today I will repeatedly creampie this 15 year old girl I met smoking in an abandoned house.
>I'll let Renee do whatever with the kids. What could possibly go wrong?
>Maybe we should do something about our psycho kids murdering another child? Nah, it's probably fine.
>Damn, my psycho kids are still alive and broke into my house. I wonder if they're mad at us?
>I'll be present but not engage with them, they've always loved that and there's nothing else I should be doing.
>My wife is gone and Andrew is in our bedroom messing with a length of rope. I'll just go ahead and turn my back on him as he lures me into the basement. What could possibly go wrong?
>I've always liked this floor, I'll just sit here quietly like Anders told me to.

>>528123848
>Let me continue to leave my kids with grandpa even after he beat one of them

is there going to be a pregnancy arc or not?

>>528123848
What gets me is that he actually seems to think they were decent parents. Granted they seem to have been better parents than their own but it doesn't give much hope for Andrew and Ashley's future family. They probably will decide their kids deserve a better childhood than they did but that is a pretty low bar to clear.

>>528124909
>Andrew expressing lack of desire to raise children
>Ashley expressing displeasure in someone stealing Andrew's attention away
The apple does not fall far from the tree. Though I also realize SnS is probably the worst possible versions of themselves (and ironically, they're just like their parents)

>>528113539
Ashley pretty much says this all the time. Andrew is just a faggot.

>>528105890
>...he has a wife you know... do you want to know what she's called...?

>>528129160
Do you find something riseable about the name... Biggus, Dickus?

Development is progressing smoothly for the Anal Sex of Andy and Leyley, the best and greatest Coffin mod. It will premiere exclusively in /calg/ on April 18 2026.

>>528123848
>>Hmm, today I will repeatedly creampie this 15 year old girl I met smoking in an abandoned house.
the fact that you think a teenage boy would put any thought into it instead of just creamping the hot 15 y/o that's into him shows that you're also retarded

>>528131413
Most 15 year olds don't become teenage parents.

>>528131413
Douglas had weak pull out game.

Come to think of it, maybe he didn't... Considering they stopped having children after Ashley. Maybe one of them got a procedure done?

>>528131413
that's just how shitskin 15 year olds act

>>528131470
I totally wanted to babytrap my high school crush. Problem is I was a loser who got rejected

>getting a girl pregnant to own dad
Regardless, there's no good way to spin it. Douglas is a certified retard. Artfags, I'm asking once again for a dumb ass Doug sprite.

>>528131808
Congrats, you're as smart as Doug.

I have a feeling if Nemlei feels inclined to make more Coffin related media, I can see her making a prequel game about the parents.

Weren't Renee and Douglas planning to die or something

>>528132884
Play the game.

>>528101882
Okay. I finished Flowers in the Attic now. Can you just spoil the whole thing and explain why it's so anti-delphic?
I can't really blame Cathy for seeing another man considering Andrew also dated another hussy.
And from the synopsis of the sequels it seems Cathy and Chris eventually end up as a family and have children.
So what am I missing? Why do you discourage me from pursuing further, anon? Please give me definite answers

>>528097254
I was told this, and decided to skim through the plots for them on their Wikipedia articles. By the 3rd or 4th book, it just reads like bad fan fiction for the first novel.

> TURNS OUT THE MOM IS ALIVE AND TURNING CATHY'S KIDS AGAINST HER
pure dogshit

>>528132141
That would make more sense as a DLC and even then I doubt it. It would be a lot easier if we were left in the dark about their lives which would give Nemlei more freedom to weave an interesting plot out of them, but as it stands she'd be very constrained by the established canon. Can't really make them into serial killers despite the time capsule showing they were very capable of murder, so what else can you do with an unscrupulous pair so obsessed with outward appearances and by all accounts living mundane lives?

>>528134412
Somehow Renee returned

>>528040216
Hah, peep show. Fucking hated this guy

>>528134412
But do they get the 'delphic' ending? As long as it's not 'We're sinful siblings so we will always be miserable and can never be happy together' nonsense I wouldn't mind if Grandma suddenly shoots force lightening out of her hands

>>528135027
The second book seems really anti-delphic. It's basically Cathy trying out life with another man, and blowing Chris off. After far fetched bullshit she doesn't realize she's Chris is her true love until the end

>>528135357
But as I pointed out, isn't that what Andrew went through anyway? And she eventually comes back to her rightful partner anyway. I don't see why that's a big deal

>>528135776
WHORE

>>528135928
Yeah it's a shame but we can't expect everything to be perfect anon. As long as brother and sister are happy together in the end I'll settle with it. And nobody answered this question so far. Well, does the story end well or what?

Ashley is a silly overalls girl forced to live in a brooding goth world

>>528136756
it's what andrew like so she does what she has to

>>528136756
She tried to be more sexy for her manhussy brother.

Why doesn't Ashley just get ??? to put her soul into another whore body

>>528136860
i wonder how Andrew reacted when she started dressing like that

>>528136953
I don't know if you've noticed but Ashley isn't actually desperate and pining for the romantic aspect of their relationship, she was happy with the child/toy dynamic they had in the Leyley wins dead end. Andrew is the pining bitch.

>>528136953
Because Ashley wants Andrew to think SHE is pretty, not any random floozy

>>528039382 (OP)
It's funny how anons here consider one of the siblings committing outcest for a short while an irredeemable factor that ruins the entire story when Andrew dated, fucked, and tried to love Julia for years

>>528139018
I've been disgusted by this behavior since episode 1.