>>213660058
You're sitting in Sandusky, Ohio, and you had tendies for dinner.

>>212875161
your sad attempt to insult her looks doesn't have any credibility

>>212340159
i too wrote a fanfic recently. it was inspired by our resident seething samefag. the enterprise tracks down a terrorist that keeps interrupting federation broadcasts with unhinged rants, and it turns out to be a single guy that looks like this, who is mostly angry because he's never had a real woman, he's only humped holograms

>>212338206
your jealousy is palpable