After playing so much Nightreign and then going back to Elden Ring, I hate the weight system so fucking much. I just want to use lots of fun weapons while also having decent poise. Having an unused weapon's weight contribute to the total makes no sense when you remember that you can bypass it by not equipping it and switching to it via the menu.

>>534968265
dont lie you pervert.

You want to gain carnal knowledge by HOLDING HER HAND!!

YOU CANT DO THAT WITHOUT MARRAIGE YOU HEATHON

Please pray and go to church.

HOLY GOLDEN ORDER!!!!!!! The NIGHTFARERS themselves, fresh out of THE ROUND TABLE, come PERSONALLY to this HUMBLE REVENANT just to FLEX THEIR DPS so massive it makes my INCANTATIONS looks LIKE A SQUIRT GUN?!? WHAAAA--?!? It PERTAINS to the stunning, mind-breaking DISPARITY between DOZENS HIGH DAMAGING SPELLS AND ASHES OF WAR and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING but SCUFFED WEAPONS THAT I CAN'T WIELD BECAUSE OF MY LACK OF GOOD STATS?!? Y-you want me to TAKE A SEAT in the NIGHTLORD ARENA and OBSERVE as MY TEAM struts around the boss and COMPLETLY IGNORE MY DOWNED USELESS ASS while they beat him to death with their LEGENDARY WEAPONS that they can use efficiently because of their SUPERIOR STATS?!?

And you're SAYING that while my teammates get consistent. kit,useful skills and game winning Arts,I get an ability that stop functioning as soon as i reach the nightlord? Three ghost summons whose sole purpose is to take aggro?!? W-while simultaneously being forced to WATCH MY TEAMMATES actually HAVING FUN, making me a DOUBLE-DAILY-USELESS LOSER KEK?!?!?

YABBA DABBA DOO!!! IRON MENIAL, PREPARE THE SPECTRAL HAWKS — WE'RE DROPPING TO LIMVELD!!!!!!!

Did you guys ever get a friend request from your fellow Nightreigners?

>>527400934
i love my depressed dollwife