Thread 34214092

https://discord.gg/Cg8tAExjrr
aad/adopt a neet
a server for housing or getting housed and maybe more
now under new ownership
tos in the welcome page, must have an intro for entry or to keep entry

>ASL
37/m/us
>Interests
deep house, trip hop, reggae, blues, funk, disco, breakbeat, soul, jazz, r&b, hip hop
>Looking For
album sharing
album trading
>Not Looking For
voice/video chat
server/group chat
>Discord
quebra.mar

im trans and boymode in retail please god someone pay my rent im going to die soon

20 sissy femboy uk

Looking for a boyfriend

About me: I'm 6ft0 dark hair to my neck. I have light body hair but I keep on top of it. My main hobby is gaming it's the majority of my.day. I play overwatch, league, valorsnt, siege, osrs, ans I have game pass.
In relationships I am very clingy and obsessive.
I love soft caring people

Prefrences: 30+ age but not a deal breaker. Must be a gamer i need you to share my main and only hobby. Please be ok with clingy and it's fun if you are too x i much prefer dominant men but yiu don't have to be. I love controlling style doms

Please message me if interested serious people looking for a relationship only Please

Please when you add me send an introduction message including asl, interests and prefrences and anything that you think will make yiu stand out.

Love paige

Discord Meowy4

>>34214092 (OP)
new discord thread? cool
https://discord.gg/pilp
WE are the average joe's gym of discord. Yes that was a dodgeball reference.

I take it aan is not welcome anymore since threads are getting deleted?

>>34215395
>threads are getting deleted?
the fuck are you talking about. last one hit bump limit.

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply....,,.

>>34215407
At least two others started and were deleted since then

They deleted the AAN thread I started also
Hi I’m Luna :3
Looking for marvel rival buddies pls add me
Luna.ai. < w the lil period after ai

>>34215395
likely hit bump limit, it was long as hell, server has been linked here for years

>>34215832
i don't have a record here so lets see how this goes

>>34215719
Maybe you'd be willing to travel just a little ways ?

>>34216189
How?

>>34216189
Not really interested on goin nowhere

I have this girl who is completely incapable to live on her own and needs a mommy/big sis gf to adopt her asap

>About her
21 highly autistic asian mtf from western germany (close to the boarder of NL and BE). Calls herself a boymoder but passes visually. Voice doesn't pass but she knows ASL and can mutemote if necessary. Pic related is her
She's extremely clingy but 100% submissive. If you never leave her, she will do anything for you. She has big bottom energy but insists that she's a switch willing to top, as much as it is possible with that 8cm (3") pp

She's miserable and high maintainance, but completely loyal and will do anything for her gf. No drugs, just alcoholic (if you can get her off that shit the better). Even though she can't take care of herself, she loves to cook and clean for her gf. If she has a purpose and someone she cares about she will make a 10/10 housewife, but right now shes fully dysfunctional.

>Looking for
She needs a gf to adopt her and completely take over her life, tells her what to do. Needs to be affectionate, but must be dominant. Give her the feeling to be wanted and cared for and you can do literally anything with her. Claim her and she is yours. Also she needs a lot of physical affection so you should fuck her at least once a day.
While she's afraid of cisles doms, it's probably exactly what she needs. Otherwise dom/top mtfs.
Best if not too far away, like western europe, including UK

>Not looking for
No men just in general (too much rape trauma) as well as other subs/bottoms and people who can't take control over her life. Also generally e-dating and discord sexting and all that other cringe shit. If you want her she will be yours, but you need to actually claim and take her.

>Contact
If you're interested add me on discord, tell me smth abt you and I'll forward if you fit
>hlknx

Welcome to This Server formerly known as Chanlets!

We are an R9k-oriented shitposting safe-space created in 2018 by a collective family of incels neets and outcasts.
WE ARE ANTICOM. WE ARE THE ISRAEL OF THE MIDDLE EAST.. SURROUNDED BY EVIL PEDO EDGELORD FAGS THAT MUST BE KEPT AWAY

.gg/23FguYDSGr

Puppy girl looking for extreme ownership.
Looking to be pushed and broken beyond limits.

Open to anything but interest include:
Pup play,
Anal,
Ws,
Humiliation/ degradation,
Extreme pain,
Body modification,
Open to being pimped.


Kik: emym0ore

Puppy girl looking for extreme ownership.
Looking to be pushed and broken beyond limits.

Open to anything but interest include:
Pup play,
Anal,
Ws,
Humiliation/ degradation,
Extreme pain,


Body modification,
Open to being pimped.
Kik: emym0ore

>>34217131

check kik

>>34216705
rip she seems like my ideal girl but i'm american

>>34216153
Can you move in with me?

Suicidal hrt abusing (3yr) faggot monster freak neet with little will to live drowning in a shit city dont even rlly clean or shower im basically incompetent and dont cook and I just ate tuna out of a can with a wooden fork I got from a & w

I listen to music all day and rot and do nothing and nothing I do will improve my life because im a freak and have no idea what to do and have no family and am retarded

Use me and then shoot me in the head full auto

Idc

Disc : brittle.nails

>>34217673
I have a bf sorry <33 we can play marvels together tho :3

I'm a 31 year old male
I live in the EU
Who until recently was hosting a neet they managed to get a good opportunity for thier life after 3 years of staying with me
Im now looking to extend help to someone else in need to turn their life around so message me if you think you need help
No judement and just be open

I wish a (non-white) woman would join me as I burn through my savings traveling the country. Maybe I should just go to a casino to speed up the clock

just rename the server to adopt a tranny at this point

>>34216162
>>34216159
One was just on page 7 and had less than a dozen replies.
Oh well.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the States, curvy and full of energy. I'm all about boosting the heat during our late-night chats and seeing just how far I can push your buttons. I love a good challenge and getting lost in the moment! I'm a bit shy in person because of my anxiety, so I prefer the thrill of connecting digitally. It makes everything feel so much more exciting! If you’re down for some steamy messaging, hit me up at e m-aq-u-o-n x (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Can't wait to have some fun together!

>>34214092 (OP)

>Status: (Please pick one)
neet

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
18/f/hetero

>About Yourself, Contact Info
right now i am a neet but i volunteer at an animal shelter to get out into society. i am anxious in public and too scared to meet people irl ;-;
id really like to become a mortician if possible, but i will see where my future takes me
i like to keep my circle very small
medicated for mental illness & i smoke weed sometimes when i have it!
i am learning how to drive and i hate it
i have a fidget toy collection that i love!

i enjoy morbid topics as they keep my interest, but a lot of things keep my interest! i like to learn i suppose...
i stay in and consume lots of media but i like to go on walks and car rides :) sometimes i draw..
shows: dexter, family guy, my little pony, id like to rewatch jjba... etc. movies: superbad, clockwork orange, gore/unsettling movies, comedies, and dramas
games: stardew valley, btd6, webfishing, baba is you, etc.. my gaming interests rotate (steam linked to my discord)
books: columbine (david cullen), american psycho (bret easton ellis), a stolen life (jaycee dugard), & i just started a clockwork orange (anthony burgess)

>discord
firstbluesky

>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?
USA, IN. willing to relocate!

Looking for: (Pick all that apply)
a roommate, a friend, or a relationship maybe it just depends how things go!

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?
i just yearn for genuine connection and a different living situation if possible
i can clean or get a job depending on the situation! i block freely, some people are not for me :,)

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the East Coast, a bit on the wild side and absolutely love getting flirty and spicy during our chats. I thrive on pushing boundaries and turning up the heat while I watch guys squirm on cam. It's like my own little game, and trust me, I play to win! I've got a super playful side, and I’m definitely into some naughty fun. I tend to stay in a lot because social situations can be a bit overwhelming for me, so this whole texting thing is just perfect! If you’re down for some steamy conversations, hit me up on my 4pp! Just remember to remove the spaces and dashes from this username: e-m a q u-on x!

>>34216705
>While she's afraid of cisles doms, it's probably exactly what she needs. Otherwise dom/top mtfs
>No men just in general (too much rape trauma)
I will never understand the mental gymnastics that people go through in order to let their psychosis fester instead of just removing themselves from the general public altogether

>>34214092 (OP)
>ASL
30 M WestEU
>Orientation
Mostly gay
>About me
I'm an androgynous NEET pensioner living in solitary confinement in a well equipped apartment in the middle of nowhere waiting for another cute boy/twink (maybe even a female) to change that. If you are
into computer / gaming, aquariums, plants, gardening, outdoor / nature and are shut in or antisocial we will likely have something in common. If you enjoy playing all night while cuddling and comforting
each other in between then you know the reality I want to archieve again. As a NEET I don't have a lot of money and am NOT a provider either or looking for such a relationship. My own existance is in
general very eventless, which also means no responsibilities, except those I choose for myself.
>Physical
1.70, 68 KG, Long brown curly hair, little body hair, boyish / feminine statue (not looking like a 30 yo but that is my actual age)
>Looking for
Another androgynous / feminine male or even female that is mentally matching and intrigued by the above. Being a NEET is not a must but don't bother if you never have time or live on a distant continent. Be honest with what
you are and what you seek for from the beginning on. I'm prepared to house someone theoretically indefinitely as long as you contribute to your own costs and have resolved your own life problems already
(Minimum: Basic income for self sustainment + Health insurance = Not dysfunctional - I have been through this with my ex bf so I know why I require these). We can have permanent holidays together,
possibly even travel with the D-Ticket for camping / hiking in the future. You could also help me to make the second garden usable in order to have a dedicated personal outdoor area (if you are into
physical exercise).

>>34220380
My typical workouts consist of soil digging, sieving, carrying, lifting and placing stones and gravel, fetch granite over long distances, I also love to pick mushrooms while I'm already in the forest.
Eventually I may even build a kind of outdoor kitchen for grilling and a flowing water system (using gravity on the rain collector) as well as a summerly outdoor bed in my 'hidden' Cannabis garden (its surrounded by trees and
thorny berry bushes) to sleep under the stars when its hot. Any help would greatly speed up the effort to archieve these goals. It is unlikely to find a lifetime
partner but a lasting FWB is the minimum required for anything sexual / romantic, otherwise these are not a must but also mean that if we ever met you would sleep on
the couch. Someone to cuddle would be a priority but not a must, as it can't be forced. But keep in mind that it requires mutual physical attraction, otherwise any
new contacts to spend time with (virtual or real) are welcomed. It would be optimal if you were wanting to voice / videochat if we get along, we could do it
practically any time when I'm not asleep. If I would meet depends on our compability and intensity of previous contact, I am antisocial and introvert but not 'shy'
but its preferable if you are not outgoing except of the forest, I am certainly not the type for parties unless I would host my private ones in the future.
>Not looking for
Dickpics, masculine men wanting sex, fakes, spam, dysfunctional individuals seeking for all inclusive provider, gender issues (cutting off body parts or feeling "discriminated" by any minor thing)
>Contact
endzeitromantik @ emailn . eu

(I have Telegram, Steam and Discord - Write a proper introduction why you want to get in contact with me - fuck off if you can't write more than "whats up" or "show me your ass")

>>34220380
My typical workouts consist of soil digging, sieving, carrying, lifting and placing stones and gravel, fetch granite over long distances, I also love to pick mushrooms while I'm already in the forest.
Eventually I may even build a kind of outdoor kitchen for grilling and a flowing water system (using gravity on the rain collector) as well as a summerly outdoor bed in my 'hidden' Cannabis garden (its surrounded by trees and
thorny berry bushes) to sleep under the stars when its hot. Any help would greatly speed up the effort to archieve these goals. It is unlikely to find a lifetime
partner but a lasting FWB is the minimum required for anything sexual / romantic, otherwise these are not a must but also mean that if we ever met you would sleep on
the couch. Someone to cuddle would be a priority but not a must, as it can't be forced. But keep in mind that it requires mutual physical attraction, otherwise any
new contacts to spend time with (virtual or real) are welcomed. It would be optimal if you were wanting to voice / videochat if we get along, we could do it
practically any time when I'm not asleep. If I would meet depends on our compability and intensity of previous contact, I am antisocial and introvert but not 'shy'
but its preferable if you are not outgoing except of the forest, I am certainly not the type for parties unless I would host my private ones in the future.
>Not looking for
Dickpics, masculine men wanting sex, fakes, spam, dysfunctional individuals seeking for all inclusive provider, gender issues (cutting off body parts or feeling "discriminated" by any minor thing)
>Contact
endzeitromantik @ emailn . eu

(I have Telegram, Steam and Discord - Write a proper introduction why you want to get in contact with me - fuck off if you can't write more than "whats up" or "show me your ass")

Mainly looking for irl friends who can take me in... looking for platonic arrangements only since I have a boyfriend.

28 f southern California near Tustin

Discord tag is chickn333

I can tell u more of my situation in private dms since I get accused of pitybaiting or making it up to get sympathy/attention when I post it in public spaces.

Please only add me to talk about what's in my personal ads. I have lots of 4chan trolls so sometimes they make posts on 4chan claiming to be me, so specify where you added me from.

>>34216153
Hii pls stop adding my discord to flirt <3 Im only interested in friends

>>34217857
you want some straight dick? id hit even tho ur a tranny freak

hiii just turned 18 last month
girl
natural souless redhead and 96 pounds
idk how to use this stupid shit website
dads a drug addict and granpas leaving so im about homeless fr and i wanna see if i have options on this freaky site . pls have a nice house be a nice person not a drug addict unemployed no car don't have food submissive
phyically abusive if don't listen good i might b ok with

live in ohio
discord butwhatifithrowup

>>34220395
>>34220380
Damn bro, you're fucking hot. I think I've seen you post the squid plushie before never knew such a hottie was behind these posts.

>>34222549
who do you main?

>>34223788
Cloak and dagger and sometimes Jeff! You?

18f, mentally ill autistic loser who's one bad argument with mom away from homelessness. i have savings but not much. curious to see if anyone here is actually capable of helping. usa
.purification. - discord

>>34214092 (OP)

Status:
NEET

Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
MtF trans woman, bisexual, 27 years old

Location and are you willing to relocate?
i'm in Tennessee as is my insurance but i'm willing to relocate to anywhere in the U.S. if that's what ends up being the best option. truthfully i should probably look into going to a safe state for trans people anyways.

What you are looking for
truthfully, i really wanna get on my feet. i'm losing my housing at the end of this month and that's coming up really fast. i don't wanna be homeless...
i really do think my ideal life is not being employed. i started working on a memoir recently because i've lived quite a life up to this point, but like, i think it would behoove me to try getting an IT certification and getting a job i can do from home or something. i don't rlly know... i just know i'm tired of being housing insecure. it's such an awful feeling.

Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
i'm willing to help out however i can. if ur willing to house me i will be so gracious. i love doing laundry if u need someone to do that, and while dirty dishes and gross stuff kinda makes my autism sperg i'd be willing to help out around the house and i'm quite tidy. also, if the vibe is right i'm willing to help u get ur needs met >.< tho, it should be noted i'm exclusively a submissive bottom and i'm rlly tall (6'3) >.< but um ya, i rlly hope this suffices for my intro, thank u so much in advance <3

>>34224419
oh, i forgot to include a way to contact me .-.
discord: asheraonos
i don't wanna put my main discord on 4chan atm so just add me there and if u pass the vibe check i'll give u my actual disc >.<

if you want neet femcel/femboy. or even friends you should come to redux.

at: discord.gg/redux server only 18+

>>34224419
>27
>tranny
>has no future
>thinks people should be passing his "vibe check"
eww old and busted

>>34224419
>>34225098
dont be so shitty anon, anyways hes pretty hot and seems nice

>>34225326
>hot
Not that (absolutely correct) anon but bitch where? Lazy useless faggot failmale if I've ever seen one

>>34225352
Idk its the NEET thread bro a lot of people here are gonna be failmales. I don't think she deserves the hate. Also its hot that she is both femme and tall usually you don't get both those things. It's just sad to see someone get bullied and anon isn't a hon or anything like that and they don't deserve to be bullied that hard

>>34225098

Last thread this dumb bitch said they’re only interested in people taller than them, so 6 foot 4 inches tall. Literally they will resent you behind your back if you are not.

Brainrot to the nth degree. Dont get tricked friends.

>>34225402
>she
>femme
that nigga is literally 6'3 with a dick and balls fuck outta here faggot

>>34226560
I just don't like to see people get bullied OK?

>>34226560
i actually don’t have balls
>>34226614
it’s rlly sweet of u to defend me anon, don’t feel like u have to tho being a tranny on the internet u get sorta used to ppl being shitty to u
>>34225352
>useless faggot failmale
i’d like to think i’m not useless at the very least.-.
>>34226430
truthfully i’ve come to the realization my obsession with height when it comes to dating was retarded. i just was naïve at the time about the fact that most ppl see this thread as a dating thread because ideally i’d like to not essentially trade sex for housing but idk, i don’t wanna be homeless >.<

>>34224424
>>34226651
Request sent

im desperately to be exposed and life ruined for being a child porn distributer, please expose me!

super gross NEET dog shit eating trans degen freak
can msg for extreme nl, scat, filthy, stinky porn but not interested in trading, really just want to find a mommy to genuinely ruin my life for being a stinky pedophile...

Or Mentally ill losers and stinky freaks only, no showers allowed.

Also desperately seeking any sadistic fem (femboy/female/fem or even male with convincing mommy-rizz) that I can call mommy to dokx me, expose me, ruin my life etc... very desperate and serious about this. please.

please use the attached image to help ruin my life hehe :3 the more you act like mommy the easier it is to expose me and ruin my life and get more evidence from me! :3

check my messages periodically so hmu

please exxpose me mommy, PLEAASE EXxPOSE ME TO MY MOM JxANE BxAKEWELL PLEASE! IM A STINKY GROSS PEDO PIG THIS IS GENUINE I WILL VERIFY FOR YOU <3 PLEASE MOMMY, RUIN MY LIFE!! Please approach and talk to me like a mommy and ruin my lifee

Please I won't stop until I find the right mommy to record everything I say and ruin my life... even when I get doubts I still need this...

add me on session please

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please I'm actually a real convicted pedophile so pleaseeee anyone that knows how to mommy domme a pathetic gooner please genuinely expose me and RUIN my life for being a pëdopig ;w; please mommy :3 here's my pig nose so you know I'm real :3 I'm real I promisee
I need someone who knows how to act like the best evil mommy... always refering to themselves as mommy... always talking to me like I'm a babbling pedo pig retard that doesn't understand words... being very loving and accepting and understanding while also egging me on about ruining my life and cooing about it and being all mommy :3 dedicated to ruining my life no matter what even if I regret it... mommy knows best. mommy loves me and knows how best to make stinky pedo cum so that's why mommy must ruin my life because mommy knows I need it... that loving evil mommy cooing soft things to me while ruining my life because you know it makes me cum makes me so hornyyy
someone I can be my disgusting pedo pig self with showing off my pig nose and mommy thinking I'm such a good pig freak while she downloads it and uses it to expose me :3

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will i stop wanting to die so much all the time if i let a NEET move in with me?

>>34227083
Not guaranteed but possible, being around people constantly changes the way you think and interact with yourself too around your home.

>>34227083
i can tell you from personal experience having a neet where there's no chemistry or interest is worse than being on your own

>>34222224
pity baiting, you mean being a pedo, and groomer, thats what we all know him for

>>34224106
just added you :3

Rename this thread to /aat/ already. It's nothing but troons and fags.

Holy shit. I just want a reasonably sane and smart woman to share the burden of daily life maintenance and keep me accountable from bedrotting all day. It really does not look like I will have success finding that here.

>34223559
like what the actual fuck is this I feel like youre going to stab me in my sleep and try to make me do meth

>>34222224
....just live with your boyfriend??! is he okay with you living with a random man from 4chan??

>>34217857
this is pathetic

Guys I get it, we're all broken and depressed. But do none of you want to work on getting better together and turn our situations around? Isn't it a really cute fantasy to be two NEET* pseudosiblings taking on the world with only eachother to rely on? Like in no game no life?

*Yes I am also a NEET, but I have a nice apartment and enough money to pay for it for a while.

>>34224128
you seem like you could be okay. but taking in an 18y/o girl as a 28y/o man is difficult to visualize

For anyone HMU on Telegram @beepbooping

Let's discuss. Don't be dry, write about yourself.

>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
37/m/California/Cis/ straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
maybe
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Looking for a nice neet girl to turn into a tradwife or someone who wants to be a pretty little wife. Someone who has nothing but time to be with me, talk to me while im at work and eventually live with me. Terminally online 4chan human is ideal
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Right now i have a pretty busy schedule and usually awake / home at weird times. Ideally you're ok with this and will be able to accommodate. Im a big a chubby guy so dont expect a chad lol. I don't rush into things initially unless i feel like there is a connection so dont expect much at first. I do like to yap so please be able to keep up and contribute. Smart girls are hot
>contact
discord: nuzkuz
telegram:@basedandincel

>>34232323
I am the femanon you replied to, and my boyfriend doesn't have the means to give me shelter. I cannot say anything else since its my private information and his private information too.

>>34232323
>34223559
>like what the actual fuck is this I feel like youre going to stab me in my sleep and try to make me do meth
no one wants to live with you youre an ugly lazy old cretin who doesn't fit what i asked for in the first place! why are so many of you the most disgusting lowest scum on the earth but so high on your high horse. maybe someone should make you do meth so you get your fat 30 yo ass out of bed and stop "bedrotting" fill out a job application

>Status
Provider

>ASL
43/M/midwest/straight

>Looking for
I'm looking for someone that needs help, care, support, and stability so they can heal and thrive. I'm a very giving and generous person, but on the flip side, I like getting what I want, so this needs to be a mutually beneficial situation. Yes, that means I want to have lots of hot, freaky sex, but only when you're ready and comfortable. Your boundaries and limits will be respected at all times, and you can always say no. I promise to never hold what I give you over your head or guilt you into sex.

I'm just as giving and generous in the bedroom. I know what I'm doing, and I promise you will be well satisfied. I know how to seduce and charm and command submission. I enjoy lots of foreplay and aftercare. I enjoy being both soft and gentle as much I do being rough and sadistic, but I'm adaptable to my sub. It's a pretty simple philosophy. If you're safe, comfortable, happy, healthy, satisfied, and well cared for, you're going to enjoy yourself and want lots of sexy fun!

>Anything else
We need to have good chemistry, communication, and compatibility. I'm functional, thriving, and I have a good life so unless you plan on being a domestic slave freeuse piece of fuckmeat, I'm going to push you to become functional as well. I'm very experienced with mental health and I want to be a safe space for you to talk about anything. I'm not into online dynamics, chatting forever, or getting grilled for your litmus test. I want us to get on voice/video and figure out if we're a good fit. If not, then we go our own way, no hard feelings.

You need to be sweet, feminine, naturally submissive, and soft-spoken. Bratting sometimes is fine, bratting all the time will just make me mean. No bbw or trans. No overly political, negative, or judgmental. Picrel for reference. Modest allowance if you earn it. Effort grabs my attention. Consistency keeps my interest. Availability earns my favor. Good luck!

>contact
disc: dominusdadbod

LF Code name Hot Thang that loves collecting lipstick and autistic rants about finance. We still need to finish Band of Brothers.

Code name Bald Eagle out

>Status: (Please pick one)
NEET
wish to be a full time puppygirl or a house slave of sort. looking for a provider who is a control freak. I want you to control everything about me. I do have a dick (feminine). contacts: evec98

>>34214092 (OP)
Ive got a spare 14'x10' room in my house I'm considering letting someone move into. I work from home and don't have non-PC hobbies because of being a cheap jew; so I'm worried I might go stir crazy being alone 99% of the time. I can definitely afford the extra power/water and food of having someone here, although I can't promise much more than that.

Have there been any success stories from these threads?

I'm worried someone would move in and find me a burden to live with (only one bathroom, my living room is set-up for VR, I'm generally quiet but can get loud when I drink) or inversely that I'd feel responsible for someone whom I hate.

>>34232323
>engaging with chikn
ngmi my friend

Im Tyler, REAL convicted pedo. I need a mommy to expose me n ruin my life, I'll send cp for the right mommy that's committed to ruining my life

im desperately to be exposed and life ruined for being a child porn distributer, please expose me!

super gross NEET dog shit eating trans degen freak
can msg for extreme nl, scat, filthy, stinky porn but not interested in trading, really just want to find a mommy to genuinely ruin my life for being a stinky pedophile...

Or Mentally ill losers and stinky freaks only, no showers allowed.

Also desperately seeking any sadistic fem (femboy/female/fem or even male with convincing mommy-rizz) that I can call mommy to dokx me, expose me, ruin my life etc... very desperate and serious about this. please.

please use the attached image to help ruin my life hehe :3 the more you act like mommy the easier it is to expose me and ruin my life and get more evidence from me! :3

check my messages periodically so hmu

please exxpose me mommy, PLEAASE EXxPOSE ME TO MY MOM JxANE BxAKEWELL PLEASE! IM A STINKY GROSS PEDO PIG THIS IS GENUINE I WILL VERIFY FOR YOU <3 PLEASE MOMMY, RUIN MY LIFE!! Please approach and talk to me like a mommy and ruin my lifee

Please I won't stop until I find the right mommy to record everything I say and ruin my life... even when I get doubts I still need this...

add me on session please

057c81dab9e7
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Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, curvy and confident, and I absolutely love getting flirty during late-night chats. There’s just something thrilling about teasing guys and watching them lose control while I dive into the fun too! I’m basically a total nympho, always ready for some spicy talk, but I do have a bit of anxiety when it comes to meeting new people in person, so I stick to the digital world. If you're up for some wild sexting and know how to keep the heat going, let's connect! Add me on the app where all the fun happens: E-mm-i ck oq (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Can't wait to chat with you!

alan are you still around

>>34234545
Contact me on snap
Downlow210

>>34222224
Can I take you and your boyfriend and have sex with both of you at the same time though?

>>34214139
Then leave contact info, maybe some people can help out with some money

>>34214092 (OP)
REAL WAMENZ
REAL MANZ
NO GOONERS
NO SHILLS

TIBLUR OFFICIAL DISCORD
https://discord.gg/R9UzJraF

tfw dont want to get murdered but also am a useless fucking neet who will never make it

>>34235271
You have a discord?

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the playful side and absolutely love spicing things up during naughty convos. One of my favorite things is teasing guys to the edge and seeing how they react while I playfully push their buttons. I'm definitely always down for some fun (total wild side!), but I do struggle with anxiety, so meeting people in person can be tricky for me. That's why I’m all about those flirty chats, it's just so much more comfortable! If you're interested, add me on my favorite app: E m m-i e pqo-z (don't forget to remove the spaces and dashes!) Looking forward to some fun!

>>34238614
Yes, but I'm not giving this out till I'm decided.

>>34235271
There have been a few happy endings though they're few and far between. I've hosted a few myself, though not from here. (Here I find girls just wanting attention from dozens of men online, then ghost when it comes time to actually meet.) All short term arrangements from the start (3-6 months, college girls looking for a place to crash between semesters, or on recon to find a job and their own housing in the area) so there was less pressure about being stuck with them, and generally pleasant.

I was in the same situation; I had three bedrooms and lived alone, so just having someone move in for a while really added nothing of a burden, and I got some home cooked meals and great sex for a while.

>inversely that I'd feel responsible for someone whom I hate

Truthfully, this is the most likely outcome. All of the loser neets here are mentally ill. If you're lucky you'll get one that will do some housekeeping and let you fuck them, but most of the time you're going to get stuck with a roommate you barely like that you feel like you can't ask to leave again because they've nowhere to go.

When even their own family hates them, won't take them back, it's for a reason.

>>34238603
You listen to too many jewcrime podcasts. Outside of nigger-heavy cities where they're nogging constantly, the random murders you female-coded faggots all fear is almost unheard of.

You're literally dozens of times more likely to be killed just for being White by any random low impulse control chimp you run across in town than by some complete stranger you started talking to online, became friends, then decided to move in as a roommate.

Now rape... you might get raped. But at least then you'll be good for something.

23m here. I'm successful and have a second bedroom and bathroom that's already furnished. Not sure if anyone would actually be willing to come over but the loneliness is debilitating and I'd like a companion to have around. I'm in the deep south (usa) on the gulf coast

>asl
23/m/Eastern U.S.

if im being entirely honest, i really want a cute and nice girl to talk to, and pass the time, and maybe something more,I’m a successful, decent-looking white guy, who sucks at socializing, so I am a virgin. I haven't really thought about a relationship before/in the past, but lately its been getting to me, i figured i might as well try my luck here, id have nothing to lose really, only time.
Im into reading, occultism, "conspiracies", music(I play the piano), gaming.
despite my name, i am a practicing catholic.

im not-not into anything,i have a pretty open mind.

discord:
digitalgnostic

>ASL
Russian, 30m, living in London, UK
>About me:
provider, 6'1, long brown curly-ish hair (ponytail), glasses, beard, tattoos, work as a school principal (head teacher)
>hobbies/interests:
motorcycles, gaming, metal, kickboxing, calisthenics, DIY, hiking, stand up comedy
>sexual interests:
dom, into pretty rough stuff
>looking for:
someone as kinky as I am that will essentially take care of the house for me and get taken care of in return, bonus if we have some shared interests
>not looking for:
men, fat girls, kids/marriage
>disc:
airways3.14

Has this ever worked for anyone? Seems like a good way to get a squatter infestation

>>34244826
Ages ago now, yeah. Had one bad result, but had a good result as well. Both people wound up back on their feet and could leave me comfortably. I browse around here to look for another person to adopt and help out, but so far its been a lot of silence or slow responses.

ASL
Caucasian, 18, Male, Southern Ontario, Canada
>About me:
Semi Provider / Semi Neet, im 5'10, like a buck fifty lbs
>hobbies/interests:
vidya, cinema, photography, hiking, museums, history, politics, etc. generic online shit
>sexual interests:
flexible
>looking for:
someone to love and take care of, to unconditionally provide and care for. all i ask in return is reciprocated love
>not looking for:
men, mtf
>tag
donegalhoodclips1922

pic related is moi

>>34214092 (OP)
discord.gg/xpFpE4J4Mj
we love anime
we love fags
we love trans rights
simple as

Bump

>Asl
32/m/MA
>Looking for
People who have something to say, people who are chronically online, someone to smoke with at the local cemeteries, someone to go fishing with.
>Hobbies and interests
If you don't want pictures of the dead stuff I find outside, you probably don't want to hang. I smoke a lot of pot and am perpetually online. Nature is nice but music is better. I don't believe in ghosts, psychics, magic, or astrology but I really like the aesthetics of all those things.
>Not looking for
Gooners or political shit
>Discord
cosmic.thread

Status: NEET

Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality: 20 y/o nonpassing mtf bisexual

Location and are you willing to relocate? Wisconsin, yes ill relocate

What you are looking for: I'm pretty open to trying any role thats needed, live in maid, just looking for a room and a friend maybe. Ultimately id like to have someone who helps me become a functioning adult thats able to hold a job or something.

Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? hi my name is Kathryn, im a 20 y/o trans girl thats kinda struggled to make it this far even. trying to overcome shitty mental health and learn to cope without weed or alcohol or anything. I like to think of myself as a caring person who's able to accomplish stuff as long as i actually try. I also enjoy gaming and spend most of my time playing whatever im in the mood for.

>>34248985
how delusional are you

20 sissy femboy uk

Looking for long term gamer boyfriend

About me: I'm 6ft0 dark hair to my neck. I have light body hair but I keep on top of it. My main hobby is gaming it's the majority of my.day. I play overwatch, league, valorsnt, siege, battlefield2042 ans I have game pass.
In relationships I am very clingy and obsessive.
I love soft caring people

Prefrences: 30+ age but not a deal breaker. Must be a gamer i need you to share my main and only hobby. Please be ok with clingy and it's fun if you are too. I prefer dominant controlling men that preferably have plenty experiencex

Please message me if interested serious people looking for a relationship only Please

Send an introduction about your yourself
Asl interests, games, experience and the bigger the better for intros

Love paige

Discord Meowy4

Bump, please join and beg me for money!

i already know i'm probably going to kermit at some point so my dream in life is to be "adopted" by a guy who'll basically let me stay in his house 24/7. bonus points if this happens via slow and subtle social manipulation over the course of months. bonus bonus points if he doesn't mind my mental illness and social failings. ideally we'd live in some cabin out in the woods and work on a little cute homestead together. he would take care of all the household duties that come with being a man while i would garden, cook, clean, and etch talismans into the outer walls. by day i'd forage for herbs and mushrooms in my spare time and by night we'd have awesome sex or something idk i'm a virgin. we'd cuddle on the couch reading hanya yanagihara together. this thread has an evil aura so i refuse to leave my contact here but i hope me posting this somehow manifests a morally dubious man into my life. love you all

>>34254451
I'm assuming you're MtF?

>>34254451
This is a good post and my morals are dubious
disc mouse080901

>>34248985
ur tag is incorrect add me: swordvsdagger

>>34254451
Add me. Sieg1 on discord

26 transgirl canada
All I do lately is read occult shit/ think about dying
Im on dion fortune psychic self defense and I kinda hate it
I basically live inside my headphones, from audio books to music to full on ambience.
If I lost my hearing I would lose my life.
Idk what to say rlly. All the jobs ive worked have been service jobs. I was a housekeeper and in customer service
Lately ive just been rotting
Wish I had a cool girl to talk to.
Most of the men here piss me off

My discord is fliesinmyapartment

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, with a playful personality and a love for adventurous flirting. I thrive on the thrill of teasing, especially during those late-night chats where boundaries get pushed. I’m definitely a little wild and always ready to explore new fantasies, but I prefer to keep things low-key since socializing can be a bit overwhelming for me at times. That’s why I’m looking for some fun conversations where we can really dive deep! If you're intrigued, add me on the app using this username: E-mm-ic ko q (just make sure to remove any spaces or dashes). Can't wait to connect and have some fun!

>>34254451
>no asl
Just genuinely fuck off if you can't even put in the absolute basics.

>>34223559
If you're willing to relocate, I can help. I'm in WA state

>>34239263
>I've hosted a few myself, though not from here.
Where do you find them though? I'd be happy to host a girl in the spare bedroom in return for some cooked meals and house cleaning. You're in the USA I assume though, so places to look may be a bit different from here in the Netherlands.

**Status: Provider**
still living with parents
I own a fully payed of apartment 78m2
I'm an electrician but work in delivery for the moment
I plan to become a bus driver soon
**Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality: M / 27 / straight / 95kg / 182cm**
My hobbies are chess, unicycling, hiking, indie games, gardening (tree botany), board games, casual sports and also watching youtube honestly
I'm a bit nerdy and have difficulty socialising, but I can talk about some nieche things for hours
I do also consider myself a little bit of a shut-in
My political views are not extreme (centrist to center left)
I have a tame sexual drive
My hygene is good, I'm a bit unorganized though
Things that might be dealbreakers:
I am a brony and furry. I don't obsess about that though. But to be fair I have also collected a small pile of merch over the years. Still, I keep that stuff mostly to myself
I'm not a coomer I swear, but some of the porn I watch is furry and loli (no photorealistic shit of course)
Pros about me:
I don't smoke and rarely drink
I don't gamble or waste money on expensive shit
I'm the type of person who stays loyal
I've no problem doing my part with typical housework
**Location and are you willing to relocate? **
I life in Bavaria, Germany (my apartment is also here). I do not mind moving anywhere within Germany and Denmark
**What you are looking for**
a woman in my rough age range for a long term relationship. I don't care about your race, appearance or weight (pls don't be extremely obese). I prefer to focus on personality, bonus if you are a bit of a tomboy or shut-in
I do want to become a father one day. I love the idea of caring and guiding children
**Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? **
I do know that some men seek to financially control their wifes
Let me reassure you, that is not what I want
I want an equal partner, someone who I can joke around with, make plans together, someone who I can trust

>>34260871
ah fuck, forgot my contact:
Discord is purringearthquake

>>34254451

Lynn?

>>34260871
if you own an apartment why do you live with your parents?

>Status:
Provider
28m, Poland
>About me:
175 cm, brown hair, glasses, got my own place, work at uni
>hobbies/interests:
gaming, reading, musicals, cooking
>looking for:
someone to cuddle with
>not looking for:
men
>disc:
uganuga_38744

cute neet girls hang out in
discord.gg/redux

>>34260871
>I'm an electrician but work in delivery for the moment
>I plan to become a bus driver soon
nigga what

>>34262215
That whole post is just the right amount of unhinged desu.
It borders on a farce, putting in little details of retardation.

female european neet, i look sort of normal, am short, not so chronically online either. longing for connection and caring, i can take care of my base needs.
this thread does truly have evil aura so i also don't feel like adding my contact is smart, if you're interested in talking leave your discord please.
looking for someone who can relate to feeling lack of connection with people they meet in person or on dating apps but not so abnormal that this place doesn't feel at least a little unsettling.

>>34262744
Aither11

>>34238603
what do you bring to the table?

>>34262744
Hi , European male here I'm interested so I'll leave you my discord alt if you want to talk
Disc : caveman0156

>>34259464
>Where do you find them though?
Back when Craigslist Personals was a thing. It was a magical time, one of the best free dating/hookup sites in the country.

Then the government threatened the jews that run the site because they refused to do anything about all the child sex trafficking ads. So CL just took down the entire dating section instead of doing anything about the pedojews using their site to trade children to avoid a new law making them liable for trafficking children.

Yids rape kids.

>>34261564
I have a very good relationship with my parents, the house is big and I get payed rent.

>>34262744
Ehhh, might as well try since I met some nice people on this site. I am a 29 year old man from the Netherlands, financially comfortable enough to provide.

>relate to feeling lack of connection with people they meet in person or on dating apps
I know the feeling exactly.

discord: sobotherealone

>>34262215
I am a certified electrician (3,5 years of training and school here in Germany) but I don't like the job and left it.

>>34263601
have you had any neets living with you befoe how did it go?

Desperate homeless disabled foid in New York City looking for a way out of hell. Idk what disability I have yet doctors are still trying to figure it out but they think it's some kind of neurological disability. I have to walk with a cane. I work part-time at a smoothie shack. I'm 22. Don't bother reaching out if you're not gonna come rescue me. I don't have a lot of things, just one suitcase that's it. I'm in east Brooklyn. My discord is whattdotheyknow. Please just help me my life is falling apart and I can't take it anymore and I don't know what to do or where to go. I'm not allergic to anything. I don't smoke or drink. I CAN have sugar, but I probably shouldn't. I'm not completely dependent, I can still change my own clothes and use the bathroom on my own and walk by myself (with my cane ofc) but I just can't keep living like this with no one to turn to idk what to do I just want help. Picrel is me.

24m, willing to adopt a female neet in the midwest area. i have a basement apartment i'm willing to share.
as long as you'll be my fuckbuddy i have no other expectation, i live off vetbuxx so i always have income all other info you can talk to me on my discord. particularhorror

> asl
20 f usa
> status
neet
> ramble
never posted in this thread before but i am in a really stupid and bad situation, i can explain it more in messages if you are curious. i am mentally ill, NOT bpd or anything of the sort but clinical depression and i am scared i will end it soon if my situation does not improve. i live in the usa, i will move anywhere in the usa. since appearance matters, i am a biological woman, im black mixed with white, tallish, skinny, i get called either pretty or cute often but i would say i am average looking. bleh anyways i have a lot of hobbies and interests but you probably don’t care. i have no car or license. i have no money, but i will look for a job to help out with rent immediately after moving in. i can cook very well and clean decently. i’m quiet. i can be your girlfriend if you are a man (i’m straight) and kind to me. that’s it, if you’re curious about anything else ask in messages! by the way the discord is a throwaway i just made i will give you my real one after talking for a bit.
> not looking for
pftt i don’t care you can literally be crazy as long as you can help me out in some way. am brown though as i said… so if you’re racist you probably won’t want to contact me.
> disc
anemone00162

>>34264136
Ah no, I meant meeting nice people on /soc/ in general. Haven't adopted a neet yet.

>Status
NEET

>ASL
22/cis f/UK

>Location
i cannot relocate due to work and university.

>About me
130lbs, 5’3 1/2, brown eyes, colored hair. no tattoos, 6 ear piercings, non-drinker, weed enjoyer, vaper (trying to quit).

so i’m not actually NEET, i work and i go to uni, but i am very introverted and a loner with no friends. i have never held hands, had my first kiss, been on a date or had sex due to being shy and introverted and awkward.

i wouldn’t consider myself totally sane but i’m not a BPDemon either. i struggle with anxiety, general depression/hopelessness about my future, and misanthropy. i try my best to have a positive outlook on my life though, even though i fail most of the time.

i am trying to better myself through doing things that challenge my fears. for example: i’m scared of travelling so i’m planning to volunteer abroad next year at an animal rescue centre.

my top 3 favourite birds: bearded vulture, canary, sparrow.

>Interests
i like collecting new hobbies and skills. i recently started my weight loss journey again after i gained 10lbs throughout this year and i’m trying to get into DC comics. i’m also like to learn crochet.

i like mlp, art, writing fanfics, reading (horror/science/history), music (a perfect circle, alice in chains) appreciating nature, animals, gothic fashion, makeup. my main hobby is video games, my favourites are currently Silent Hill, TF2, Helldivers, and VTM:B.

>Looking for
i am looking to improve my overall health and life/social skills through casual conversation and sharing interests. i have no experiences with relationships but i would be open to a GFE-type dynamic even though i don’t know how it works lol. LDRs are a little intimidating to me. i imagine this will lose some peoples interest.

(1/2) holy shit i’m sorry i didn’t mean to yap this much.

>>34266171
(2/2)

i’m not looking for a provider in the sense of housing, but more like someone who can help with day-to-day things that i’m struggling with because my family and i are poor. i’m open to discussing this in more detail.

since i am a wage slave and every day is pretty much the same, i’d like someone who can make my day brighter and break up the monotony. having good chemistry is the most important thing, as well as being mentally stable.

i would like to make little trinkets and cute things for you if we become close.

>Not looking for
married men, gooners, bdsm, tradwife, overly depressed people, mental illness-fuelled crashouts

>Contact
reply with your disc or message my proton if you’d like to chat: cheeseburgerapocalypse@proton.me

i may not be as cool or hot as other girls here, and i know that my limitations may put some people off, but i’m really hoping to connect with someone with the same energy!!

>>34266171
>NEET
>work and university.
>so i’m not actually NEET
Absolutely the wrong thread.
Post in one of the gazillion dating threads.

>>34223559
>live in ohio
That's terrible.
Nobody should have to go through that.

getting an apartment the right way in this country is hell so i will try here

19 bioF netherlands

about me: i'm somewhat alternatively presenting, tall, i'm into gaming, weeb stuff, cosplay, drawing, and reading. i am in education but i dont show up to the lessons so i stay home all day anyways. im up for cool long discussions but im super akward when it comes to normal convo. i am very online and jobless

preferences: someone in nl, platonic, nice to me, would be cool if you motivated me and helped me a bit with my mental illnesses and is ok with me doing weed (if you dont want me to smoke i can do edibles)

please only contact if you're super serious about giving me a place to stay, i just wanna get away from my parents xd

also please write something short about yourself and where i can contact ya! send it over to bleh0954@gmail.com

>>34266174
>>34266171
Sure, why not, add me on disc g1mmyck
and we can chat. Also based in the UK.

>>34266171
>>34266174
if you're not a neet why tf are you posting here retard

>>34268877
cause im severely mentally ill, the only reason i'm in edu is cause i was forced, but im barely holding on, i had to ask for special circumstances cause i was failing mega hard. i also would just appreciate someone to house me to get me back on my feet, because i continue to live this way i will fail this year again. anyways just read past the post broski, im not forcing anyone to contact me :p

>>34215719
>>34222224
please get off 4chan, we've had enough of you posting the same thing for the past 5 years

>>34266171
>i am looking to improve my overall health and life/social skills through casual conversation and sharing interests.
I am fine with just chatting. So if you want you can add >>34263601

>>34268866
i'm in the south. will house you for 24/7 sex.

>>34268890
>”i’m not looking for a provider in the sense of housing”
> someone to house me to get me back on my feet
bro didn’t even properly read my post dafuq

>>34266674
>>34268868
i would probably be banned from other threads because i’m looking for a money provider.

>>34269405
why are you @ me? I just said you can add me to discuss lol

>>34214092 (OP)
Status:Provider
M24, Straight, 6'3(190cm)
US midwest
Live alone in basement apartment
I was previously in the military(no combat) but i worked in construction for a little bit.
I go to school right now, my hobbies are martial arts, games, literature and TTRPGS and TTSGs
>Pro's(i think)
Im pretty clean and low maintenance
I don't have crazy high emotional needs or anything.
I have solid income and savings as well from all the work i have put in for 6 years
>Cons
im black(i was raised in an african household but it has been a problem on here before so whatever)
i do want to provide housing and care in exchange for occasional sex, i have no experience with it and i would like to try out having a sex life i understand thats pretty creepy but im putting it out there.
I've had a 0 bodycount all my life and dealing with the dating market of ghosting and stuff doesn't appeal to me. I don't need to be nutured or babied, I don't even need an emotional connection just the intimacy and companionship is enough.
I train alot and have an early morning schedule that might bother some people otherwise im out the house most of the time.
>What i want
a female neet looking for a place willing to occasionally have sex with me, as long as you are not fat and at or over the age of 20 i don't care.
The only thing you have to do is care for your basic needs and keep your personal hygiene and space clean.
I've always cooked and cleaned and taken care of myself i don't need another mom.
Obviously i'll keep paying for the apartment and living as i always have.
I will be willing to help you buy and move in furniture to make yourself comfortable
>Discord
wildgoose20

>>34269452
my bad g, wrong person

>>34269463
all good b, you adding?

>>34266674
you don't really have to be NEET, it's more about housing/support

>>34269405
it's called ADOPT a neet not support some dumb broke bitch gtfo you tourist cunt

>>34270678
same thing

>>34270678
If you want to give out purity tests and gatekeep i've got one for you.
Anyone who graduated high school is not a real NEET.

Threads die, archives rot, but we live
discord.gg/anon
discord.gg/anon

this is what sex with Rin is like

>>34270764
adopting implies you will live them while receiving support you moron

>>34271083
nobody asked you retard

>>34272424
It was never a question.
Everyone knows it. If you went to school or uni you're not a neet. You're jsut a failed normie and your type needs your own fucking thread.
All you posing losers shit up every thread because you don't know what any word means and just adopt it to insert yourselves into everybody else shit and then complain when you're rejected or when nobody is suitable for you.

>>34272857
NEET means someone is not currently in school or employment. Not that they never had any at all, imbecile. Otherwise no one would qualify as neet except for girls in Afghanistan.

>>34272872
>le definicion
People like me are the ones who they made the name for. The ones who dropped out, who never applied again to anybody.
Nobody ever made up an acronym for you. You'll always be a tryhard failed wagie trying to get back on the wheel.

>>34272894
There was already a term for people who dropped out. It's "dropout."
NEET is a distinct and useful term for adults who aren't employed or in school/training programs.
I apologize for calling you an imbecile, that was rude of me. Hope your life is going well.

>>34272947
>There was already a term for people who dropped out. It's "dropout."
Exactly, someone who drops out over and over is just a serial dropout.
>NEET is a distinct and useful term for adults who aren't employed or in school/training programs.
Like me, and others, who left and never went back. That's who they made the name for. Try pose your way into it all you want but you'll always be a dropout, never a neet.
>that was rude of me.
I shit on your manners
>Hope your life is going well.
Shut the fuck up and get over yourself

Neet discord server. Safe space to be you. Daily VC. https://discord.gg/pZgr5chc

>ASL
20, Femboy, & in Los Angeles.

>be me

who wants a little radical femboy from the most lowest testosterone state in the world, california who is marxist-leninist, extremely colorist, & is a horchata flavored vanilla white mexican for you. he'll talk endless hours about history, a complete cliche about being trying to be revolutionary, open minded, & weak man whos mouth off about the (dic)tatorship of the proletariat. ;3 me love you long time if you buy me strawberry matcha boba. I try to be quite sweet. However coy I may be, I try & love being as formal, respectful & quiet as I may be. c: aaadddd meee!!!

>Looking For

friends & people to hangout with!

>Not Looking For

somebody with zero communication skills lol, or sexpests. please, if you want to kiss me tell me just don't creep me out & swing your dick around

>Games

I play CS2, Rust & Escape from Tarkov.

>Contact

discord: pacificocamarada

>>34272857
proof you don't know what the fuck you're talking about i wasn't gatekeeping or purity testing that dumb bitch she's just a fucking retard begging for a handout online with nothing to offer in return hoping some desperate simp will be stupid enough to give her money. if that triggered you it's because you're a dumb retarded bitch too

and i'm a fucking dropout you cunt plus i've adopted two neets before and yeah they were pretty fucking worthless and a waste of money, but a. they lived with me when i adopted them b. i was draining my balls in the first one and c. the second one was a distraction i needed from falling back into bad habits

>>34273561
you should adopt me lmao

>>34273561
nobody is reading that yappathon nigga

>>34273561
Proved me right by calling yourself a dropout, not a neet. There's a difference and you know it and reveal your disdain for neets. Your whole attitude is a salty dropout. Not a neet or provider.
Me? I'm a neet provider. I don't believe in wasted money or bad habits because i'm not a retard.
Stop being a whiny little bitch trying to police posts when you don't even belong yourself.
Karen behavior.

20 FEMBOY UK
looking for owner must be a gamer. Serious people only

I am willing to give you my mind body and soul. I hate life I hate my family and im needing someone badly

About me: 6ft0 brown hair and eyes slim/average build with light body hair. I get told I have very feminine legs. My best feature is my ass from other people's opinions.
The games I play are: overwatch, league of legends, valorant, osrs. I will play any free to play games and any game pass game.
I'm a very clingy person and it can happen relatively fast due to my home situation I can cling to dominant people like I depend on them.

Prefrences in my owner: 25+ only Please.
Must be a gamer, its my.main hobby i do nothing else and it would be our main way of spending time together.
I'm looking for a very dominant man I w joy controlling and aggressive men.

My kinks in this dynamic: humiliation and public humiliation(reddit, Discord maybe irl). Heavy praise and heavy degrade.
TPE. Being controlled( such as my favourite experience ever with a man was when we played a video game and i was having fun and they shouted demanding i do as they say). Some blackmail. Emotional manipulation. Making me dependant on you any way possible.


Please send a good introduction as yiur first message including asl interests games and anything you can put to make you stand out. No intro no reply this is just to weed out non serious people.

Thank you for reading and I hope we can talk soon

Love paige

Discord: Meowy4

>>34264473
pls add me

20 FEMBOY UK
looking for owner must be a gamer. Serious people only

I am willing to give you my mind body and soul. I hate life I hate my family and im needing someone badly

About me: 6ft0 brown hair and eyes slim/average build with light body hair. I get told I have very feminine legs. My best feature is my ass from other people's opinions.
The games I play are: overwatch, league of legends, valorant, osrs. I will play any free to play games and any game pass game.
I'm a very clingy person and it can happen relatively fast due to my home situation I can cling to dominant people like I depend on them.

Prefrences in my owner: 25+ only Please.
Must be a gamer, its my.main hobby i do nothing else and it would be our main way of spending time together.
I'm looking for a very dominant man I w joy controlling and aggressive men.

My kinks in this dynamic: humiliation and public humiliation(reddit, Discord maybe irl). Heavy praise and heavy degrade.
TPE. Being controlled( such as my favourite experience ever with a man was when we played a video game and i was having fun and they shouted demanding i do as they say). Some blackmail. Emotional manipulation. Making me dependant on you any way possible.


Please send a good introduction as yiur first message including asl interests games and anything you can put to make you stand out. No intro no reply this is just to weed out non serious people.

Thank you for reading and I hope we can talk soon

Love paige

Discord: Meowy4

>>34273953
>Karen behavior

takes one to know one bitch i'll say whatever the fuck i want. look who's the gatekeeper now. every accusation is a confession and you're just a master of projection. just a dumb fucking retard that can't even argue the point. boohoo you crybaby who gives a fuck what you believe nobody asked you fucking moron

>>34233524
I wish I could message you, anony. I am so lonely but I don't think we could make it work because I have to stay where I am. I really hope you find someone wonderful though. ^_^

>>34271083
>>34272857
>>34272894
The N is NOT not NEVER you slobbering retard

Don't @ me I was in NEET threads before you grew pubic hair

>>34276953
you're wasting your time trying to argue with him, even by his own standards he's not a neet either

>>34272857
>If you went to school you're not a neet
>>34272894
>People like me who dropped out

can't drop out without having went to school in the first place - diagnosis: failed normie B)

>>34272894
>>34272857
You are incredibly mentally ill.

M/34/Bi
fit and well-groomed, 6’6
>
I'm looking for an M or MTF NEET to feminize and turn into my wife. Strictly live-in.
>
I am looking for someone to share my home and my wealth with, someone I can turn into the perfect wife and doll up for public appearances. I will cover all of your expenses, both in needs and in wants, in exchange for your presence. Be prepared to undergo HRT and cosmetic surgery, and I expect you to follow a strict diet that I will have prepared for you. You will have an experienced personal trainer assigned to you to manage your body and fitness and to work with your dietician. You will be expected to make public appearances as a woman, and as my girlfriend and eventual wife. It will be hard work at times, but I am willing to help you get adjusted and to make every decision for you and make the moments in between worth it. I am more than willing to indulge your nerdy interests, pamper you with the finest life has to offer, and spend as much time as you want with you. Anything you want will be bought for you. You will live in my home, have your own spacious bedroom, and have access to my in-home gym and theater. I regularly have high profile guests in the tech sector over for drinks, and you will be expected to fraternize with them as any wife would. You will live and present as a woman 24/7.
>Not looking for:
Anyone with a vagina. Under 18 or over 26. Online only, or those not committed to the lifestyle I am offering. Taller than 6 foot.
>Contact:
ANewHope45@proton.me

> asl
19 m westcoast usa
> status
highschool grad working burger job
> info
not really interested in getting better or anything. i'm good at keeping up with household chores and i like to stay out of the way, and i'd also be happy to help whenever it comes to recreation or making your time off work better. i'm decent at like massaging and i can learn to cook if that interests you, and i've been told that i'm also really good to talk to. i have some other skills, so if there's something you're specifically interested in, let me know. i'm passionate about writing, making characters, and videogames.
> not looking for
nothing. i'm generally ok with any kind of arrangement, but like clarify and ask what you want so i can yes-or-no it
> disc
00point98

>>34235271
What state is this?

**Status**
Semi-NEET

**Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality**
Female/19/Bisexual

**Location and are you willing to relocate?**
I currently live in Colombia. I would like to relocate soon.


**Looking for**
A partner, I would like it to be someone capable of giving me financial aid for food. Also someone who wants to spend lots of time with me.

**Anything else you would like to add?**

There's not much to say, it's just that, thanks for reading haha, I'm open to making friends, but im mostly looking for a couple thingy. Someone to talk, chat, play, etc., but also someone who can help me pay for some things (mostly food expenses since my job doesn't pay enough to cover those expenses). I am also willing to reciprocate as much as possible by giving the other person what they want in case we reach an agreement (my native language is not English, it is Spanish, so I am sorry if what I write sounds a little ambiguous or if I misuse some words). Also, I was recently scammed by someone around here and lost 300 USD, so I am urgently looking for help with food/transportation to college because most of my funds are automatically directed to that debt I am in and unfortunately my job does not pay enough to pay off that debt any faster...

Discord: ssrosezzz
Mail: sopadeuwu01@gmail.com

>asl
29, 6'4" white man from australia

>interests
music/art - i write music and have been playing guitar for a really long time and like listening to new stuff and recommending artists. I am employed as a corporate drone in a high paying field but am more artistically inclined.

gym - started off on /fit/ when i was 15 and am the quintessential ripped autist.

reading/cinema - mostly classic lit and films

>looking for

GF. I am highly introverted and lonely and don't interact with women regularly despite being outwardly tall, physically attractive and fairly normie presenting. I generally feel more comfortable talking to a girl rather than men as long as I have something in common with them. I am very introverted, and 4chan mind-warped to ever approach dating a normie. I have bad anxiety and ADHD and only ever dated similarly weird girls.

DDLG dynamic strongly preferred and my preference is asian women. I am very fatherly and being a caretaker is my greatest skill. I feel an indescribable level of fulfilment looking after a cute retard and trying to make her happy.

>not looking for
men, minors

>disc
focusfocus11

anondono. on discord

30m 6'2 chubby fuck. Looking for cuye female of any age for something long term. But at this point will almost take anything.

Im a swe, I own my shitty apartment, my car, and am fucking lonely. I play classic guitar, like ttrpgs, videogames, modelism, and shitty fanfiction. Oh, and I play mtg.

If anyone wants to sleep in the same bed as me, we can be neet buddies and provide for you. I already have two desks anyway. My 4090 is rotting. Currently dealing with crippling depression and living in a trashcan, but any positive attention will help clean the place. I work from home.

Im in San Antonio, Texas.

>>34282442
MtF?

>>34283968
Age and how passable?

>>34214139
if you're going to die soon why would anyone pay your rent?
seems like just giving free money to your landlord
must be an american thing

>>34275402
This was my whole point but it flew over your dumb bald head. You want to be a fucking retard and gatekeep then someone will just come along and top you. And no, before you get excited it won't be the kind of top your faghole is out here looking for.

>>34285530
are you still crying? the whole point was this is the ADOPT a neet thread, not the give handouts to dumb retarded bitches begging for money thread

>>34214092 (OP)
36/m/provider.

lf any afab between 18-30 with average to smaller tits to give me a child. you don't have to cook, clean, pay rent, do anything. just be my broodmare for 1-2 babies. i will help your body during pregnancy and i will handle 100% of all child rearing duties. i will even pay you. ladies who are not white with small tits to the front of the line. thank you.

Imagine running a borderline sex trafficking ring that you formed on the cunny website and then getting mad over a drawing lol lmao even. Because PIXELS of a cartoon character are the real problem lmao.

>>34286363
Eat dick and next time be polite to strangers trying to help you you stupid crippled whore

>>34286379
This is why the male suicide rates are high dumb fuck lmao. Praying they get higher wallahi

>>34286379
And I hope your dumbass kids get taken too

>>34285544
Should be changed to adopt a fag faggot

I'm a 31 year old male
I live in the EU
Who until recently was hosting a neet they managed to get a good opportunity for thier life after 3 years of staying with me
Im now looking to extend help to someone else in need to turn their life around so message me if you think you need help
No judement and just be open
Discord
demonangel0139

How the fuck are you a 4chan user but cry and whine about "WITERALLY CP FROM A DIDDYAHHBLUD" over anime girls? lol this glorified sex trafficking ring is ran by actual schizophrenics who can't tell apart fiction from reality

>>34286951
discord is just troons and karens and groomers
you get to pick one
"sex trafficking ring" is a bit much considering tinder exists

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side, and totally love getting a little wild during our chats. One of my favorite things is teasing and watching guys lose their cool while I have a blast too. I'm super open-minded and just love to explore all the fun we can have together! I sometimes struggle with social anxiety, so chatting online is definitely my jam. If you're all about those flirty vibes, let's connect! Just add me on my app: e-l y-s-i-ap j z q-x (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to have some spicy fun together!

how is this still a thread that someone makes and people post in?

this is so retarded and un-needed, the only thing thia facilitates is vulnerable women and underaged people being exploited by lonely weird men. i bet 90% of these posters have no intention of ever going through with it and it's just a fantasy. so weird.

>>34285565
this guy 100% wants an off-record baby to sexually abuse as it grows up. what a fuckin freak

43/M/midwest

I'm 6'2, big & tall, shaved head with a big beard. I'll share pics when you add me. I'm confident, a good listener, and a great communicator.

I want to do something for someone who can't do it for themselves. I'm looking for someone in a hopeless situation that has never really been loved or cared for the way you want. Maybe you or your family is dysfunctional and your home life, or mental health, suffers for it. Or maybe you're stuck in a pit of despair, bed rotting everyday as life passes you by. Or maybe you're on the verge of homelessness and need somewhere to stay where you'll be safe and well fed. Or maybe you're just dissatisfied in life and need someone to give you purpose and direction.

I can't fix you, but I can rescue you from a hopeless situation and give you the love, care, and stability you want. Then maybe I can help you fix yourself. If we connect on a deeper level I'd love to have a partner, but I'd be grateful for a friend. I have a lot of life experience overcoming adversity, dysfunction, mental health issues, and emotional disorders. There's no way you won't get better in my care unless you don't want to.

I do expect you to contribute in some way once you're settled in and feeling more comfortable. You can get a job and save up for whatever you want to do next. Or you can cook and clean and we can play house while you tradwife larp. I'm very open minded so anything is possible for the right person.

No men, nobody overly religious or political. I lean left so you should too, just don't be insufferable about it because I don't wanna listen to someone complain all the time about people and things they can't change. No hard drugs or pills. No smoking or vapes of any kind. Edibles or drinking occasionally is okay.

I like hiking, concerts, gaming, cooking, riding my motorcycle, going to the beach, watching movies, shows, and anime so I want you to do all those with me.

18+ only

disc: dominusdadbod

>>34269405
Meaning a sugar daddy? That could possibly be arranged.

I am a white person with green eyes and light brown hair, and I am 5'6 (170) and 55kg. I live in a 3rd world country in eastern europe. Now I'm living in Balcans.
I love western boys. They are not as monkey bitch with 80 IQ as slavic boys.
So I'm looking for someone for who i can clean and cook.

my telegram @hollymollyhui

>>34288218
You sound like my exact type, I'm from Aus though <\3

please I'm actually a real convicted pedophile so pleaseeee anyone that knows how to mommy domme a pathetic gooner please genuinely expose me and RUIN my life for being a pëdopig ;w; please mommy :3 here's my pig nose so you know I'm real :3 I'm real I promisee
I need someone who knows how to act like the best evil mommy... always refering to themselves as mommy... always talking to me like I'm a babbling pedo pig retard that doesn't understand words... being very loving and accepting and understanding while also egging me on about ruining my life and cooing about it and being all mommy :3 dedicated to ruining my life no matter what even if I regret it... mommy knows best. mommy loves me and knows how best to make stinky pedo cum so that's why mommy must ruin my life because mommy knows I need it... that loving evil mommy cooing soft things to me while ruining my life because you know it makes me cum makes me so hornyyy
someone I can be my disgusting pedo pig self with showing off my pig nose and mommy thinking I'm such a good pig freak while she downloads it and uses it to expose me :3

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>>34288562
still looking for a catfish mommy domme to ruin my life for being a pedophile pig nose freak... show my mom, post on kiwi farms etc... ruin my life by breaking my brain by being a soft mommy domme and indulging in my weird kinks until I incriminate myself... then show my mom and everyone... please yes that's really my momma's contact in the photo... please finish the job :3 if you're so annoyed at seeing me spam my posts looking for a mommydomme to ruin my life.. then just indulge in this and ruin my life like I'm asking mommy style and I won't be able to come back... just come ruin my life it isn't hard to get me to go away... yes that's really my moms contact, please show her the dox video I made where I jerk off to the cp on my tv showing my face next to it hehe

057c81dab9e7e
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>>34288213
I'm beginning to think this is the case myself.
>vulnerable women and underaged people
Why not just say vulnerable and underaged people? Do vulnerable men not exist?

>>34288660
Of course not, having a penis makes you invincible, unless you're a fag or a sissy. Men don't suffer and can never be exploited, not even by other men, and women are equally incapable of preying on the vulnerable.

>>34289033
True. As a penis haver i feel awesome all the time and im so strong too! Haha women are so envious of us that they keep making shit up to rationalise their jealousy and hatred.

>A/S/L
26/M/EU (Happy to be relocated)/ In uni atm but would prefer being a NEET or stay at home husband
>About you
Into ur regular nerdy shit, travelling, military and outdoors (mostly hiking).
I can clean, cook basic stuff and run errands.
>What you're looking for
Mentally and/or physically masculine women especially those that consider themselves tomboys.
Someone who likes to take charge and basically drag their partner with them everywhere, like a pet.
When it comes to kink stuff Im into both soft and hard... Im probably interested if its femdom related.

BIG PLUS if u dont care about shaving and putting on makeup.
>What you're NOT looking for
Strictly online.
>Contact
hadrian10

>>34214092 (OP)
24 year old south american tranny looking for help paying off debts... please im desperate and cant find a job

dsc pocketheav3n

24 yr old tranny needing help paying off debts
i havent been able to land a job after months of unemployment and shit is getting desperate please help if u can
dsc pocketheav3n

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the curvy side and totally love being naughty during late-night chats. I get a kick out of teasing guys and making them lose control, all while having a blast myself. Honestly, I'm always up for a little fun (total wild side here!), but I struggle with social anxiety, so meeting up in person can be tough. That's why I prefer getting my kicks through messaging—it's just so much easier! If you're into some steamy conversations, hit me up at E m m i b l ok-z (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes) for a good time! Trust me, I'm not a seller; just looking for some fun chatting partners.

>>34289260
>tranny
which kind?

please I'm actually a real convicted pedophile so pleaseeee anyone that knows how to mommy domme a pathetic gooner please genuinely expose me and RUIN my life for being a pëdopig ;w; please mommy :3 here's my pig nose so you know I'm real :3 I'm real I promisee
I need someone who knows how to act like the best evil mommy... always refering to themselves as mommy... always talking to me like I'm a babbling pedo pig retard that doesn't understand words... being very loving and accepting and understanding while also egging me on about ruining my life and cooing about it and being all mommy :3 dedicated to ruining my life no matter what even if I regret it... mommy knows best. mommy loves me and knows how best to make stinky pedo cum so that's why mommy must ruin my life because mommy knows I need it... that loving evil mommy cooing soft things to me while ruining my life because you know it makes me cum makes me so hornyyy
someone I can be my disgusting pedo pig self with showing off my pig nose and mommy thinking I'm such a good pig freak while she downloads it and uses it to exposse me

057c81dab9e7e
0e7d5a82ebc76dfc
cd78688a9c5e1a88
5fac48a6fec8b4b235939

still looking for a catfish mommy domme to ruin my life for being a pedophile pig nose freak... show my mom, post on kiwi farms etc... ruin my life by breaking my brain by being a soft mommy domme and indulging in my weird kinks until I incriminate myself... then show my mom and everyone... please yes that's really my momma's contact in the photo... please finish the job :3 if you're so annoyed at seeing me spam my posts looking for a mommydomme to ruin my life.. then just indulge in this and ruin my life like I'm asking mommy style and I won't be able to come back... just come ruin my life it isn't hard to get me to go away...

yes that's really my moms contact, please show her the images and videos of me doxxing myself with cp in the background!!

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>>34291044
mtf

>>34214092 (OP)
Server run by a non-channer who reports people for drawings and can't see the irony in attacking people who were molested as children and as a result have issues as adults.

Meanwhile nothing happens to dude who is literally just looking for sex slaves and fails to share the other half of the conversation he had with someone.

I guess the imaginary children are far more important than those who were once molested and suffer as adults along with protecting those who are perfectly willing to take advantage of adults sexually... Hey as long as they aren't imaginary children, right?

Truly a place of the highest moral values and ethics. Not a glorified sex trafficking ring, but hey those "pedos" are bad mmm'kay.

Btw, 4chan used to have /l/oli and /s/hota boards. It was originally a place to literally trade loli and shota hentai. The only reason it got relegated to /b/ was because of advertisers and their hoster at the time.

>D00d, I used to mod funnyjunk. I was like a level 8 out of 12 mod. I know shit.

Guy can't even do an OP properly.

35 MtF (2 years of HRT going through laser atm) American NEET. I currently live in texas and I am struggling looking for a way out of this state. Wasnt always a NEET was employed transition during my employment when I left to take a month break now I cant even get an interview for a tacobell. I am pretty much open to anything at this point Ideally I want to move to IL but honestly anywhere is better than TX for me... I can cook I can clean. I am open to pretty much anything
My discord is neatkitten

>>34293306
No it's too late you're not going to move I'm gonna collect your bounty and send your head to abbot for the reward.

>ASL
27 mtf pnw

>looking for
boyfriend/husband

>looking for
someone who is okay supporting me somewhat. I have some difficulties working a full 40 hour work week but i can do 20 hours a week. I'm trying to finish up my education right now.

I'd like if my partner was into gaming but also likes to go outside. Someone who will drag me out of my neet nest and make me look at sunlight. I want a family some day :)

>not looking for
hookups

>discord
divineguro

Hi, I'm an ex-NEET male diagnosed with ptsd, depression, anxiety and schizoid personality disorder. I am on medication and in therapy but I'm still struggling to adjust and make it through the days as I try to get my life together. I'm looking for someone who would be something of a soft feminine presence in my life, someone to lean on and talk to for support and perhaps tenderness. I also want to give you whatever you need and be there for you so it wouldn't be just a one sided thing where you play my therapist and life coach. Let's just chit-chat, build each other up and share casual things throughout our days, okay?

>Discord tag
parevoru

>>34288213
I adopted a NEET last year. Today she has a good job, she's building her savings, we share an apartment and she says I saved her. It's not all horror stories.

>ASL
30 male, fit, Florida
Provider, own a single family home with 3 spare bedrooms. Renovated each room but common bathroom is outdated. Works perfectly fine without issue though.

Secure income. LF passable MtF, trap. or cute girl. Be 21-30 years.

Perhaps we could be good roommates, Dont be completely 100% dependent on me forever and actually aspire to do something with yourself.

Part time job at least is required. I am helping you get back on your feet. Do not be a slob and clean up after yourself. Do not be pathetic.

You will take care of the house, cook and clean if you do not have a job. I do not have any pets.

I enjoy working on my own car, riding my motorcycle, video games, booze, going out on fridays typically and you could too, karaoke, and exercise. I sound stern but very easy going and easy to get along with.

Im not expecting sex as a form of payment or a requirement but if we click we can move from there.

AUSSIE SERVER

https://discord.gg/k5bJ6XWQ3v

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old lady from the States, a bit on the curvy side, and I absolutely love taking control during those steamy conversations. One of my favorite things is teasing guys on cam and seeing just how far I can push them while having a blast myself. I'm always in the mood (total nympho vibes!), but I struggle a bit with anxiety, so meeting up in person isn’t really my scene. That’s why I’m all about the flirty chats; it’s just so much easier for me! Hit me up on the app by adding E-m mie p q-oz (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Looking for some fun and hot exchanges for sure, no sellers here, just a girl wanting to connect!

> Status
Provider. Homeowner, tech career. Comfortable, not luxurious.

> ASL
36m, not k-pop hot but I get by :P

LF caucasian or oriental bio-girl.

> Location
Atlanta metro. You should be somewhere in the southeast. I want to meet up IRL and vibe check before we decide. I can come to your area to save you trouble/money if need be. Name your favorite waffle house.

> About Yourself
Tech dweeb with too many hobbies and cosplays. I'm not a big gamer, only play some gacha gooner games casually, but can be pressured into it if you game a lot.

Looking to build up my cosplay queen. You should hopefully already be into J-fashion or cosplay or similar. If you are interested in working on a career, I know many people in a bunch of industries, and hookups with some of the local schools. Or can just provide a safe and quiet spot for you to pursue something.

Don't worry - I already do my own chores. Not looking for a bangmaid like everyone else. Can't get this far in life without having my ass together, y'know.

> Anything else?
Your own room at the minimum, maybe w/ private bathroom in the master suite. Possible access to one of my cars depending on need. You should be comfortable with having an internet presence (or already have one).

> Contact
TG: discountbutteredpotato
discord: p04269

Greet me with a picture of a hamster, so I know you're from aan.

>>34298614
being a potato i typed my discord wrong it is p042069

>about me
24, 5'7, overweight f, neet since 17
looking for someone who can please help me get on my feet. i like to keep myself and my space clean. i don't drink, smoke/vape, or do drugs. i have no pets, car, or license.
>not looking for
anyone located outside of texas.
>contact
disc: magicpanda_357

>Status
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
30/F
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
NYC. I will assist with domestic relocating.
>What you are looking for?
Cleaner. It's not a big space, but my work hours have increased dramatically. I do a lot of overtime, as i'm trying to stockpile up for a Europe move in 3 years.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I just expect someone to clean the space, do some simple shopping, and that's about it. I expect you to be tidy yourself, it's a two bedroom high rise apartment. The stay limit is 3 years, essentially before I go along with my Europe move, I'll notify way in advance when it's happening and help you with relocating domestically.

If you want more information you can leave your discord and i'll add you
or you can email me: almaspamcrosner@gmail.com

>>34299967
Your account isn't accepting requests. I'm in Texas

Bump

>ASL
26/M/Denmark

>Hobbies/interests
Psychology, philosophy, occult, conspiracies, truecrime (documentaries/interrogations), horror media in all shapes, the occult, reptiles and aquariums.

Enjoy gaming (mostly teamfight tactics) and watching anime, mostly prefer psychological/thriller.

>Looking for
Chat/voice-chat/watching or introduction to psychiatric treatment and lack thereof, pharmaceuticals, traumas and whatever else the mind and heart may contain.

>Not looking for
Coomers or LGBT fags (also don't add me on your coomer account, you degenerate swine)

I can be quite picky in terms of who I converse with. Don't take it personally if we don't click.


>Brief summary of yourself
Diagnosed bipolar, general anxiety disorder, social phobia and aspergers. Professional worthless NEET hungering for knowledge.

Always online, very reliable, up for juggling thoughts and shooting the shit. It doesn't have to be all dark.

I consider myself a good conversationalist, a great listener and at times rather funny.

6'2, Lefthanded INTJ

>Tag
xirytv

>ASL
female/21/usa
>About me
Hey there! I'm on the hunt for some exciting conversations and casual connections. I spend a lot of time gaming and drawing weird art, so if you're into that, we're already off to a good start. Also, don't even get me started on how much I love animated shows and old-school anime—let's geek out together! I'm totally down for some spicy chats or even video calls if that’s your thing. But don’t worry, I can be a pretty chill friend too; I just really enjoy a good mix of fun and flirtation, you know?

I’m not going to lie, I'm always down for a bit of naughty banter—especially if you’re into that kind of heat right off the bat. But hey, if you want to share some memes or just chill, I’m all for it! Just make sure you can handle a girl who might send you art of her obscure hobbies or an over-the-top cosplay.

Hit me up if you’re looking for something a bit different and want some good times to share throughout the day.
>Contact
add me on 4: j a-l-r o nn (make sure to take out the spaces and dashes!)

>ASL
20/single/USA
>About me
Hey there! I'm on the lookout for some fun peeps to chat with and maybe spice things up a bit. I’m a huge fan of late-night gaming sessions and binge-watching weird documentaries. When I'm not glued to the screen, you can catch me trying my hand at crafting or getting lost in the latest indie music scene. Not the outdoorsy type, so let's not pretend I'll be hiking anytime soon. I prefer the comfort of my couch.

I love a good chat that starts out silly, then can get a bit more steamy as we go. No rush, but hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, I’m down to dive in right away. Just hit me up if you’re cool with that. If you like sending me some wild pics while you’re out and about, that totally works for me too. Just a heads up, I can be a bit unpredictable, but that just keeps things exciting!

>Contact
Add me: E mmi-epqo z (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)!

>ASL
27/m/ny
>About
tall, handsome, ginger. into cooking and wine tasting, reading, classical music, military history, anime. I'm a journalist in a weird place right now between provider and neet(living at home but I'm a competent individual capable of providing.)
>Looking for
a weeb/nerdy ginger gf or something, could be a neet, student, or you could be the older more well off one. I'm open to anything.
>Not looking for
mtf or ftm(had a very bad experience with a gender confused personality disorder person here), men, mentally deranged people.
>contact
catman45

>>34300458
catman45

>>34306252
to clarify I'm looking for a wife...

>>34306257
rofl, yeah, 4chan is the place to look for that.

>>34223559
Bait used to be believable

would someone be willing to adopt me? i'm 18 mtf and i like video games n other such things

i don't have discord but my email is pokelove@dnmx.cc

i'll bark if you ask me to

^^ alternatively: mapledisc@gmail.com

32M EU

Okay so, I'm a truck driver and I drive mostly around Germany, Netherlands and Belgium.

I pretty much live in my truck and hardly ever go back to my country (somewhere in the balkans)

Would anyone be interested to join me on a fun trucking adventure? I'll provide for all your needs but there won't be much privacy. We'd spend pretty much every moment of our daily lives together on the road.

Write me if you wanna know more.

Teleguard: FHY3YJCXA
Kik: sighsnessnull

>>34309716
Even if it's not appealing, at least this is something different in this sea of tranny and oldfag ads.

>>34307840
No one is gonna email that scam looking address. Use it to make a discord instead. Also, you said absolutely nothing about yourself, what you're looking for/offering etc which shows you are lazy. No one wants that.

>Status:
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
39/M/Straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate:
Northeastern Florida, not willing to relocate. I own land and houses here.
>About Yourself:
White, 6'2", green eyes, brown hair and beard with grey starting to creep in. I'm overweight, not a landwhale (*6'2" and 259lbs*), and am down 56 pounds from where I started. Don't mind sharing pics once we've chatted, I'm fairly average looking. Work in upper management at a financial technology firm. Own multiple plots of land/houses, am currently saving to buy the upcoming housing market crash, and have zero debt. I have been married and divorced before, willing to answer any and all questions about that situation in DMs.
>Interests:
Typical 4chan interests; Anime (figure collector), vidya, tabletop. 80s/90s TV Sci-Fi, old movies (especially Hitchcock), I mostly play MMOs and survival games, and I DM D&D. I also make my own mead, tinker with a lot of /g/-related stuff, and have a fairly large retro vidya collection (focusing on consoles).
>What you are looking for:
A biological woman that shares some of my interests, wants to start a family, and likes the idea of growing old together. Someone that likes the idea of couple cosplays at anime conventions or spontaneous theme park trips for a weekend. My ideal is marriage, children, and having my wife at least partially staying at home to raise them. Someone that tries to take good care of themselves, and that is enjoys making a house feel like a home.

>ASL
female/21/america
>About me
Hey there! So, I’m all about those late-night gaming sessions and spontaneous conversations that last for hours. I’m usually that person who hypes you up for your weird niche hobbies—like knitting tiny hats for cats or creating intricate miniature models. Love that creative energy! I’m also down to swap pics and explore some spicy chats, but I’m equally cool with just kicking back and sharing music or anime recommendations. Honestly, I’m all in for *whatever* you’re into, as long as it’s fun. If you’re down to connect, just know I’m always up for a little adventure, even if it’s just through a screen. Let’s keep it interesting! But hey, if you’re not serious about the fun stuff, then don’t bother; I’m looking for something a bit more engaging than small talk.
>Contact
add me on 4: E m-m-ie-p q o-z (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)!

24, MTF US MO STLC AREA

My friend is mad with pretty good reason, and I've got 30 days to get out now, I'm struggling not to be a coward and just off myself.

I joined that discord and posted a thing there, but I think copy pasting would be a dick move on my part idk. I was gonna also smoke or just rot away, but that's also not going to solve anything. I can't even show up to work cuz I actually have no transporation so I'm out of a job now. I'm fucking cooked dude... I'm ashamed I let myself get like this and my emotions are just a fucking mess. like I want to scream or cry, but my friend is sleeping, now, and the thing that finally pushed him over the edge was my dumb ass vacuuming after an argument we got into cuz I'm a lard ass and ate all the food he got without him getting to try any and also that I put shoes in the dryer again cuz i'm fucking retarded and forgot about THE CONVERSATION WHERE HE TAUGHT ME WHY NOT TO DO THAT.

I'm failing to grow, and it's a cycle, and he's done with it. which I get

i keep saying I'll get better, and I fucking don't. he calls that out. I slightly improve, and I fucking stagnate again.

I'm fucking melting down internally man.

I like unearthed my repressed trauma, and then I had my first fucking heartbreak CUZ tHE GIRL I HAD A CRUSH ON FUCKING CAME OVER WITH THE OTHER GUY I"M FRIENDS WITH ANFD THERY FUCKING MADE OUT IN MY BED WHILE I WAS IN IT Ifdlgjhfdg

and my boss at work is dying of fucking cancer

like I'm going to implode man

homestuck rerelease, that turning point guy was shot, some lady on a train stabbed, nintendo direct, the one game i've been excited for.

man... i thought i was better.... i thought hrt would cure my dysphoria, and i mean it helped, but i still fucking hate myself....

i thought getting out of my dads would help... but i'm just a shitty overgrown child.

WHY CAN'T I JUST BE A GOOD FRIEND

I'M A DEFECTIVE FUCKING UNIT MAN

ANYWAYS
DISCORD

terrafoe

>>34285565
Is there any chance a relationship can grow between us?

Neet woman femcel server. 18+
join for a surprise!!!<3 say ''orangejuice'' when you join to confirm!!
art and movie quotes, music channels and movie nights :3
SOCIAL and ACTIVE 24/7

https://discord.gg/rGcwdnFBv7

https://discord.gg/rGcwdnFBv7

https://discord.gg/rGcwdnFBv7

my NEET of two years moved out today
i am really, immensely sad
my apartment feels so fucking lonely with only one person in it
fuck me i didn't think it'd hit me this strongly
this sucks

>Status

Provider~

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, 28, Straight (29 in a month)

>Location and are you willing to relocate?

I'm in Atlanta, Georgia.

>What you are looking for

Hi, I'm looking for someone who needs a stable/nice place to live and is trying to pursue something. Ideally, you'd have some sort of plan or idea goal you want to hit. (GED, Degree, cert, new job, saving money, maybe just housing, etc?) It's okay if it's nothing concrete. If you're not able to get a job while you're here, you will have chores. I just mean keeping the house clean, dusting, vacuuming, mopping. Typical Chores. If you don't know how to cook: cooking WILL be one of the goals you add to the list. If you are obese, you will be going to the gym with me. Either gender is fine, I just like the company. and i have references i guess.

>Things I don't want:

Sorry, no trans individuals. Minimum age is 22.


>Free Form:,

I thought I wouldn't post again, but I lowkey kind of enjoy doing this and helping folks. Current person staying here might leave in Jan.

>Living Conditions:

You'd get essentially a whole bedroom to yourself and a bathroom to yourself There's also a kitchen, living room, dining area, indoor gym.

>Discord

pepperjackcheese076

>>34314407

>whats in it for me

im going back to school for a masters program, and i genuinely need help around the house. I have two cats and a senior dog. Really would like to just have some help with them whenevr I stay out too long/need to leave the state. + cleaning.

this is 4chan, and ive had both good and bad experiences with this. im really not afraid of calling out behavior i dislike, and if it gets to the point where it's too much: ill ask you to leave (out of 5, i think i've only done this once).

I'd prefer if you know how to drive, but if you don't that's fine as I can teach.

fuck adopt a neet
real neet bitches hangout here
https://discord.gg/5qbBRdf5Yd

>>34262744
you sound fairly relatable so maybe it'd work out, I'm european too
disc: postaltime

>>34314249
Did she let you cum inside her regularly?

>>34315482
it was (by mutual choice) a platonic relationship

anyone in the greater houston, texas area looking for a roommate?

just got adopted hehe

Hii i still need irl frens who would let me stay over sometimes or a married couple who will take me in. Or a platonic male irl friend in south California who can move me in with him.

I have a serious boyfriend but he lives in norcalif and he does have a job but he doesnt make enough money for us to live alone

Contact is chickn3@proton.me we can switch to discord afterwards

I'm autistic weeb

>>34321529
>i have a bf
>he doesnt take care of me
>please take me up and let me live in your house
>no i am not offering you to fuck my asshole
is this a troll

M/27/EU provider here. i guess the girl i'm looking for can be a neet and i could "adopt" her so i'm just gonna refer to my dating thread post

>>34321456

>>34299967
Also Texas, wondering if you found a place or just never turned off contact additions

add my disc swablu4222 looking for a neet to be my sugar baby

>ASL (don't even know what the fuck that means)

24 M latino (white woman get me out this fucking place, not to fucking america doe you're all going to war there. European would be loved, just anywhere cold with white people)

>What are you looking for?

Oh I'll tell you what I am fucking looking for, I'll fucking tell you.

I want saviour buff 100/10 bimbo hentai mommy with le 'tism (hopefully to outmatch mine, I'd love that)

Who is able to keep up with my wavelength (BIG IQ), with my sheer ravenous animal sexual desire that is still going strong as ever, who doesn't get the ick because of my schizo politics or religion (go fuck yourself normie women who say "it's unappealing", you are weak, unchosen and my sons will send your failed mutts from normiechad to die in war for them)

Who has imagination (IMPORTANT) and can play mom for me, who is a geek and into anime and fandom hentai bullshit, who wants to go out and have a save the world millennial ahh adventure with me


-More requirements:

You must hate society

You must be divorced from your family (except your parents, our boys gotta have meemaw and peepaw)

You must have no friends (fuck friends they're a bunch of traitors)

You have to be just viking aryan nietzchean GIANT TITS amazon woman, you'll be subdued by me but you have to be willing to fight me (at least play pretend), you must be able to be my arch enemy but at the same time my soulmate (which is no different really)

IF YOU READ THIS YOU DENOUNCE: Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, LGBT, commienism, you denounce the whole world basically other than Christ and me.

NOT TOO MANY tattoos.

Virgin.

You must be taller than me (I'm 6'3)

Discord: @dontreportme_imjustaway

Catfishes beware, I'll mindrape you until you weasel out with your prolapsed anus between your legs. I'll outshitpost you until you fuck off.

I want irl, no daddy's girl with pink aesthetic (you're evil), no "I am such a silly innocent girl"

Homestuck.

>>34323108
this must be satire

>>34321507
are you female or male?

>>34323108

I bet you have the ladies lining up...

>>34232323
Where do you live anon? I am reasonably sane ^^ You just want someone to do chores with you?

20 female usa (metro detroit area michigan)

i am looking for someone who will adopt me and take care of me. i have autism, bpd, ptsd. i am genuinely retarded + mentally unstable with literally no stress tolerance and living with my parents is genuine hell (do not understand my disorders, constant screaming arguing , dirty and unclean, do not respect my privacy, do not support me moving out, etc.) i always feel burnt out and suicidal and i dont know how to escape this unless i get adopted by a kind anon to finally give my mind some peace and quiet away from them so i can start building my own life

i would basically have to run away without them knowing so (You) would help buy me new clothes, hygeine products, etc. aside from the normal financial support, and i would eventually start looking for jobs who will hire genuine retards and hopefuly move out and be independent one day. or we can fall in luv and we live together forever either way is good.. idealy you live in a walkable city with grocery store and such nearby cus i cannot drive withhout bad stress and panic attacks. and be willing to go places with me cus i feel very scared being alonr in public.

i am 5'4" , androgynous , mixed race white+hispanic, afro hair , glasses, hairy, i think im pretty uggo but idk ive managed to have a couple partners. i guess if you like the ftm look you would like me kek. my type is white doods that look nerdy and smart, celeb crushes are paul dano and john lennon, dudes that look kinda like that... gentle, introspective, intelligent, sincere, clean and organized, would not use sarcasm irony or tease me, and do not swear or raise their voice. does not use drugs. and also have lots of games on their computer for me to play and retro video game consoles... and does not wear heavy perfumes or use heavily scented products in general cus i have sensory issues

discord: puddimg (pls tell me u came from this thread. we can discus moar in dms)

FIND AUSSIE NEETS HERE

https://discord.gg/k5bJ6XWQ3v

>>34323254
35M

>>34325720

Sounds exhausting

Hello! First time posting here.

ASL:
27/M/WV/Bi

Status:
Full provider; I own a 5 bedroom home buy live alone (my friends that were living with me recently left) and have a stable low-effort work from home job. I'm a bit out of the way so I can help with relocation if needed.

About me:
I have an incredible amount of free time from my job, so I keep a large garden (pic related is this week's harvest), work out, do independent academic study across multiple disciplines, take music lessons for piano and voice, and cook every night, but I'm still pretty bored. I love learning and talking with and about the strange and interesting. I'm not a big gamer but will play on occasion with friends.
I'm very patient and have helped multiple NEETs get on their feet before; I understand mental illness and am willing to put up with a lot and help you however you need if you make a good-faith effort.

What I'd like:
What I really want is to be able to help people that are struggling. I'm happy to help almost anyone, with the expectation that you find some way to contribute to the household—whether that be cleaning the house, working in the garden, getting a job, even just having interesting conversations, whatever you can manage—and work towards self-improvement. I can help you find a job and/or pursue education, as well as help you deal with your mental health.

A platonic situation is preferred but I'm open to a relationship if we get along, and I can privately provide more information on myself if you like.

Not looking for:
If you refuse to put in any effort to improve yourself and want someone to baby you for the rest of your life, I'm afraid it's not going to work out. Outside of that, no matter who you are, if you try, clean up after yourself, and can communicate, you're welcome here and we can figure something out.

I'm hesitant to leave my Discord for this first thread, so let me know if you're interested and I'll add you instead!

>>34325720
dude check your discord

29 / M / EU West

NEET

Kinda cute twink, sometimes femboy, 1m75 for 50kg, green eyes, tattoos and piercings

Super autistic + ADHD, not bipolar.
Really into gaming, weeb stuff, anime mangas...

Im bisexual but a bit more oriented with girls and kinda sumbissive ngl i really need some girlfailure to take care of me and beat me up sometimes

My discord is : french.bunny

>ASL / description
32/M/UK - Leicester

>Looking for
-Men who wanna be dominant with me
-Men who wanna own me and make me their slave/pet
-Men who want a pathetic doormat to worship them for existing

I am the most clingy person on this board. I will say good morning and good night to you, I will talk to you for hours every day, I will slack off on irl shit to spend more time with you, if I send you a message and you're busy and you don't say "sorry busy" or "I'll talk to you later" I'll be very upset, I'm insane basically, unironically obsessive. You will be the only person in my life I talk to. I will instantly treat you as if I've known you for years and we're in a relationship. I want to meet up irl with you within a few months of meeting you. Please do not add me if you're not ready for that/won't reciprocate the same level of obsession.

>Not looking for
Girls, anyone outside the UK. People who don't wanna meetup and just wanna talk, please at least be open to the idea of taking things irl after getting to know each other a bit. And again, if you're not as crazy obsessive as I am then please don't add me.

>Other things you might find important to list
I crossdress for fun as a hobby, I'm not trans or anything like that but I'm open to the idea for the right guy. I can hold a conversation and switch from lewd to non-lewd easily, I'm into more than just posting myself naked on the internet hehe. I like video games, anime, films, the usual stuff.

>tag/username
Discord: tangerinexox

shitpost server for anons. active vc with swatting streams, we do a little trolling. https://discord.gg/uAZuqSMj2t

19m. Provider. I work 60 hours a week, and rent a nice studio apartment in Asheville, NC. Saving up, and trying to advance my life. I get lonely however, and I want a woman to keep my company. Looking particularly for physical, and emotional intimacy (Not just sex, but connection as well). You don't ever have to work, or do anything, just be here as long as you want. You'll have everything you'll need, and over time, I should be able to provide 99% of what you want as well. I just want a connection with someone, but I would be lying if I said the sexual stuff didn't equally appeal to me as well. I get very attached easily, and form intense bonds.

Discord:josh17380014

M 34 MI USA straight

home owner
semi provider

looking for
female
roommate
live in maid
fwb
companionship

about me
6'3" white 220 lbs. have decent, stable job as a security guard that does ok.

I'm a pretty huge nerd. Gaming, anime and cosplay are my jam. Visual and performance arts have always been something I love, which I guess makes sense that I love acting like a goof. I don't do everything inside, I've always enjoyed urban exploration and paranormal hunting. It might not be like Ghostbusters and I haven't found a cryptid yet, but connecting with nature sure is a lot of fun.

If you like people who can nerd vomit on you then I'm pretty good at it and I hope you are too. I don't care how mundane and useless your love and obsessions are, I love people who are passionate and deep dive in to their interests. 4 hour youtube essays are true cinema.

I love acting like a clown. Being a character and putting on a show is my life. My humor ranges from old cartoons to unhinged middle school internet nonsense. If you can keep up and maybe even raise the eye brows of a few people, or FBI agents listening, then we'll probably get along fine.

Despite how eccentric I come off I'm def more of a homebody. Generally enjoy my evenings quite, cuddling with my dog listening to some lofi and playing a game. I have a secret white bitch side. Pumpkin spice and Halloween never ends. If I don't own a pillow that says "It's fall yall!" Soon I might just end it.

>>34327813
Hi I want to text you. my discord username is bgulp

35/M greater houston area looking for roommate

>>34325720
bump friend requests are open again i am unadding whoever i know i will not be compatible with update to my originale add please do not have cats or dogs or birds or any pet that is not virtually silent and contained to a terrarium

>>34338391
never mind i hate you all

>>34338455
who cares