Thread 34418791

This is a thread that is dedicated purely to long-term, monogamous romance or the cultivation of long-lasting friendships, whether online or in person.
Recommended Format is below. Otherwise, I ask to please keep it clean:

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.

>What are your hobbies and interests?

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.

>Contact info
Do remember that you miss every shot you don't take! Give it your best shot each time. Be patient, respectful, considerate, and understanding with each other. Be reasonable with your standards. Love and friendship is acceptance, after all. Anything else is fantasy and self-serving infatuation. Everybody appreciates being rejected politely over being ghosted. Remember someone is there and is waiting on you to post and add. If you don't like someone, leave them alone! Take initiative and don't expect your love to do the work for you.
I wish you all the best!

>ASL
37/M/US
>Interests
Post-Hardcore, Emo, Pop Punk, Oi!, Melodic Hardcore, Crossover Thrash, Ska Punk, Beatdown Hardcore, Skate Punk, New York Hardcore, Street Punk
>Looking For
last.fm, RYM, Discogs, record club, or Topster friends
>Not Looking For
Spotify playlists
>Discord
gun.hed

Online and open to... let's call it possibilities.
....

28/m/us

>interests
I read pre 1900s philosophy books. short term stock investor (hobby). Trivia Youtubers.
>want out of relationship
Long term. Long distance is fine.
Want to try as many expensive restaurants and hotels as possible. I love italian.
I like to chat. A lot. Morning messages. Good night messages. Will message if i see something cool at store. etc.
Want to buy cool gadgets for waifu, but not some gross findom fetish thing.

treeeeeee0370

(01/02)
>ASL
19/M/US
>Physical description
white, long dark brown hair, average height, a low BMI, some light facial hair, large and thick glasses, pale eyes
>Short bio about yourself - Hobbies and Interests
I'm certainly an odd sort, and I don't tend to get along with most people, though I like to imagine that I have a kind soul. I value honesty and integrity, and I like to keep a wit to my humor. I don't fashion myself to be an intellectual sort, though I do enjoy learning to some extent, as well as sounding cool and showing off when first meeting someone, though in more casual conversation, I speak more normally. I enjoy playing niche gaming titles, such as 'Slay the Princess' or 'Kenshi', as well as some retro gaming or the rare new release that appeals to my sensibilities, such as 'Baldur's Gate Three' or 'Elden Ring'. I also enjoy some specific retro sci-fi thriller movies like 'Alien' and 'The Thing', and I'll try to learn to bake every once in a while when I have the financial ability to do so. I'm known to be a bit long-winded, but it's something I'm capable of moderating when needed. Additionally, I find it necessary to declare before I hook anyone into being invested in a relationship with me that I have autism, and while I certainly don't fit many of the stereotypes most commonly associated with the condition, it's still entirely prevalent in my personality and worldview. The easiest advice I have to give in relation to this is to simply get to know me with an open mind, because I'd appreciate the kindness.

>>34418984
>Looking for
I'd like someone who's kind, not in any performative way, of whom shares some of the same sensibilities and interests as me. I prefer someone who's not completely neurotypical, but is still capable of sound reasoning and judgement, though being neurotypical isn't inherently a problem for me, just simply that I've never had the pleasure of a positive experience when interacting with such a person at any level of intimacy. I most prefer talking for a while so we can each ascertain whether or not we're a good fit for one another, especially given that I don't have a rigid idea of what I'm looking for in mind, and can't possibly summarize all of my own complexities in a simple advertisement. I'm interested in ethnically east and southeast asian women, and I'm especially fond of those with their own sense of fashion/style, because it's usually very cool to me. I'm not strictly opposed to other ethnicities, but that is buy and large my preference. Being no older than 24 is ideal, but I could conceivably make a concession up to the age of 28. Long distance is most preferable to me to begin with, but I would like to eventually have an in-person relationship if we become romantic partners.
>Not looking for
Individuals with prohibitive mental illnesses, people incapable of or unwilling to be an equal to me both in a relationship as well as when having conversations, people who are not biologically female, probably more that I simply couldn't think of so do not consider this to be an exhaustive list of what I'm not looking for
>Contact
discord: witheralt
this is a vetting account that I am willing to migrate away from once it is mutually agreed that we like one another, be it as partners or otherwise

anyone who has ever stated they or someone they know has ever been able to develop a genuine relationship outside of friendship (and even that's pushing it) from ppl theyve met on this board are simply lying or leaving out God knows how many details on how successful and healthy said relationship actually is.
its just sad to see.

A:18
S: Male
L: Philippines

Appearancewise, I'm just 5-7/10 man. I'm a bit quirky and childish but I've had my lows. I'm also adaptable in a way. I have a high libido yet I don't wanna be selfish in the way that leaves you disapointed (I hope).

Interests: games with War vehicles, multiple choices, fantasy storytelling, and other things that I might have forgotten but do ask me for it.

Looking for: Anyone in terms of friendship. But relationshipwise, women. I'm fine with long distance.

Not looking for: men looking for relationship.

Discord: schpitzelton

>>34418791 (OP)
>ASL
20/M/US (Okay with LDR of course)

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
I like anime and manga and working out and also I'm antisemetic I hate ZOG

>What are your hobbies and interests?
Ah uh that's sort of what the other one was for wasn't it?? I like Parasyte and MHA. And Steins;Gate. I play games in my free time.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Honestly just someone who will talk to me? I want a relationship like all people do, but most people here just stop talking to me after a few days or weeks. I don't think I do anything to offend them. It's not like I'm ugly or anything either, you can check my tag in the archives and if you look well you can see what I look like. But people just leave. I just want someone who will talk to me, and enjoy my presence. I like everyone I talk to. Why are they good enough for me but I'm not good enough for anyone else????

>Contact info
pervyfreak

>ASL / description
m/29/connecticut USA
Pathetic lonely nice guy who desperately wants female attention
I'm unattractive but I'm caring and really easygoing
>>mental illnesses
Depression, social anxiety
>>Interests
cats, plants (cactus and succulents in particular), reading, petting cats, history, social sciences and knowledge in general (im not a very smart person though), trains, exploring active railways and abandoned buildings. Also currently kind of obsessed with deltarune
>>Looking for
progressive leftist feminist (or at least liberal leaning) women to date me and accept me for who I am even though I am unattractive (she can be unattractive too)
>>Not looking for
men, conservatives, women who want money
>>Other things you might find important to list
Please give me attention
>>tag/username
disc: lacktoastntolerant

>ASL
29/M/Central Europe, hetero, white
>About You/Hobbies
INTP, 175 cm tall, blue/gray eyes, almost no hair. Chaotic Neutral in a way.
I do software engineering for a living, like playing vidya in my free time, play a bit of electric guitar, and I enjoy long strolls both in the city and outside. Been attending Japanese language lessons for a little over a year and a half now, I find the sense of progress satisfying (mostly for vidya, I actually don't watch much anime). I also visited Japan last autumn for 3 weeks and absolutely loved it, picrel.
I'd love to move a bit outside the city someday where it's quieter than the rush of the city. Rather traditional in values (I'm not a /pol/fag), but not religious, I consider myself agnostic. I can get somewhat clingy if things get serious, but am rather standoffish at the start. Been working out consistently for many months now to get in better shape and perhaps gain a bit of muscle.
Let's go stargazing someday.
My style of typing can be quite autistic as I tend to write considerably long blocks of text when it's about a topic I'm really interested in. This deters many people, but some like it.
>Looking For
A soulmate and a partner for life. Establishing a family (including child/ren) someday, but I'm in no rush. Someone I can have deep conversations with because I'm really shit at small talk, also expect reciprocal interest in conversations. A gaming partner sometimes, you don't necessarily need to be obsessed and I would actually appreciate if you're not. Hopefully someone dreamy and a little creative. Affection and hand holding. Someone who can appreciate the little things in life.
>Not Looking for
E-girls, narcissists, overly materialistic people, politically left obsessed, smokers, substance abusers, full body tattoos, excessive piercings, being a clown for the sole purpose of your entertainment and attention.
>Contact Info
Discord: soraumi64
obTHm9MdEH@protonmail.com

>>34418791 (OP)

>Sex
Male /m/

>Description

Looking for a bisexual, straight or even lesbian girl (biological female) who is into 2D loli, and wants a relationship/family with a man. Contact me at rel587@protonmail.com

I am wealthy, come from a good family and some attractive women have found me good looking. Not larping, I just want to find someone who is like me, but that has been almost impossible.

If you want to contact me anonymously, just make a protonmail. It won't ask you to use a phone number nor alternate email account.

>>34418791 (OP)
>ASL
28/M/USA- long distance is fine, but I think I would want to meet in person at some point if we had a real connection.
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
I am a melancholic, and I have been alone for too long. I am worried that I let too much of my youth slip away from me, and recent experiences are pushing me to make more of my life.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
I love to read and write. I'm working on learning Latin. I take lots of long walks and I enjoy cooking. I like lots of movies, but my two favorites are The Night of the Hunter and Princess Mononoke. I play some vidya, but I am not as interested in it as I once was. I play a lot of games on Sporcle.
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I believe that there is someone out there that is my true soulmate, a perfect match on every level. That's who I want to find.
>contact
derangedhorse@protonmail.com

37M. LET'S GET MARRIED KNOCK YOU UP AND FIGURE THIS OUT TOGETHER

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
29/F/US Perfectly fine with long distances within the United States

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
29 year old biological woman. I work and pretty much live a life I really like and ever working toward a life I really love. My peace is incredibly important to me and nonnegotiable in my life. I'm not very tolerant when it comes to things that disrupt my life or peace regardless of what it may be. Other than that, I tend to be the kind who minds their own business and can't stand gossip and can't be bothered with "being in the loop"/pop culture.

>What are your hobbies and interests?
I lean towards creative hobbies. Gardening, trying new recipes, baking, attempting to knit, making my own toiletries, being outside. But more like goblin hikes as opposed to Naked and Afraid type of hiking.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Nothing in particular, especially nothing forced out of loneliness, desperation, or ulterior motives. There is absolutely none of that on my end. Just another 30 to 37 year old, monogamous, adult male with adult responsibilities who's completely single and open to talking to a woman who is in the same situation.

>Not looking for
Children, biological or otherwise, heavy or normal libido, i have 0 libido and would like someone similar, anyone without employment, drugs users, criminal record, stds, addiction (video games, porn, alcohol, gambling etc.)

>Contact info
Burner discord is sparkling_tiger_95416

Asl is 28 cisfem southern California

I am looking for long term and loyal friends who I can mutually love

Im chickn if you hate me dont reach out.

Discord tag is sweetletters._

I like jprgs, voice chatting with frens, stardew valley clone games. And toontown rewritten. My favorite is the fishing mini game in toontown.

Im also cisfem... dont add me if you believe 4chan trolls... I voice chat a lot too so dont add me if you dont voice chat. If you believe I'm a man or a trans woman dont reach out. I dont wanna deal with 4chan trolls.

Sometimes I have to go outside for most of the day and can't reply to people.

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
23/M/Australia (Ok with LDR)
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
180cm, fit schizo. I have a few mental disorders but my biggest issue is depression. I tend to go alright with most folks, get along well when people dont just ghost me.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
Writing and vidja, tho I havent been doing much of either lately. Mostly I just play TTRPGs and the like with my family and friends. I like 40k and OPR but havent been able to play much of either recently.
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I'd like a genuine relationship with someone. LDR or closer I dont mind.
>Contact info
discord: kerilaus

>>34419020
Friend of mine met his ex-wife on /d/. The marriage went about as well as you can expect from that though.

>>34421050
chicken! omg it's chicken! hey chicken! look it's chicken! :3

>ASL
26/M/UK (LDR within UK)

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
Pretty average autistic IT guy I think, not too sure what else to say. Can get on with most people though I can be pretty awkward

>What are your hobbies and interests?
Vidya, History, Cooking.
Haven't been playing too much recently, planning on reading about some of the English civil wars.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Nothing too specific, either friendship or realtionship.

>Contact info
pointlessmonster

27 tgirl canada
chill tomboy, mono lesbian. switchy. kinky
3.5 years hrt, brown eyes, brown and black hair, mostly confident.
no plans for srs. 6ft. decent voice
usually im at the local venues listening to bands play or im adventuring around my city or im at home inside my headphones

@ 6ixluh

22+

>>34420743
WHERE ARE YOU FROM

>>34420743
20F CANADA BTW

black male 38 usa

I used to like loli but I like women now
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship
nine inch penis multi orgasmic great stamina

teleguard @ F47X9KUEN
discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
I am ok with long distance. 33/m/FL (florida united states)

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
I play piano and guitar, I'm good at battlefield 6.

>What are your hobbies and interests?
I got a degree in engineering, I'm cute.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I want someone who likes hugging.

>Contact info
discord: hidyl

>ASL
39/M/FL - Long distance is fine for short-term. I can help arrange travel.
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
White, 6'2", green eyes, brown hair and beard. A little overweight, but I've already lost ~50 pounds in about 9 months. Work in financial technology.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
Typical 4chan interests; Anime, vidya, tabletop RPGs, tons of /g/-tinkering, mead making, classic films.
>Looking For
A biological woman that wants to date with the intent to marry and start a family.
>Contact
Discord: oreganolobster
Email: soctemporarius@proton.me

34418791
Time for someone to issue this thread a painful but much needed REALITY CHECK!!!!
34418918
>buy cool gadgets for a waifu
Massive lack of relationship experience to be saying things like this on /soc/ or in general really, even if you think it totally won't be like findom
34418984
34418987
Brevity is the soul of wit, also no one is reading all that shit especially not women
34419020
TSMT
34419037
You are from the Philippines. That is all.
34419217
>not like I'm ugly
>you can check my tag in the archives
Counterpoint: you are and you look like exactly the type of person to choose the tag 'pervyfreak'.
34419938
I recognize this from a visit to /soc/ many moons ago. Can't imagine why this strat hasn't worked lol. It's okay to be a little clueless about women when you're a teen but almost 30 and saying shit like this, jfc.
34419980
>INTP
>almost no hair
>chaotic neutral
>software engineer
Check picrel
34420689
I can at least the respect commitment to the bit but the only relationship you'll ever get is with Tyrone in a cell.
34420732
Protip: don't include wallowfaggotry or 28 y/o boomer shit in your description. You also seem quite boring but I'm sure being unnattractive and neurodivergent are the bigger issues here
34420758
Wow, a christmas cake who will drop you once you prevent the slightest inconvenience to her life, AND she's hormonally fucked enough to have zero libido and thus be physically unappealing as well? Sign me up!!!!!!!!
34421050
Don't even need to address this one
34421074
Here's some incredibly boring information about my life (in infographic form). Also self-identified Christian bisexual lmao
34421147
I hope you're more interested in the friends angle than the relationship one, because that's what you're more likely to get when describing yourself as a "pretty average autistic IT guy". It might get you interest from thirdie gold diggers or Cassie though lmao

34421208
This nigga "transbian" lmao. Letting everyone know you're incel but wanted to roll the dice a second time.
34421276
34421279
This is a man
34421322
Refer to my post about the other loli guy, pretty sure this nigga is Indian and not actually black also
34421333
>33 y/o engineer
>cute
Yeah sure bud. Lucky for you you didn't specify you wanted women so your chances are actually ok
34421346
Crazy how everyone on here is "a little overweight" or has some other WIP status to them. For some reason no one who was their shit together across the board in their lives seems to come here. Additionally you are old as fuck and mead making is very onions, you should probably try to settle down with a local waitress and her niglets instead of looking here

Had to format retardedly because cuckchan thinks my post is "spam" but the jeets spamming AI snapchat seller shit aren't apparently

>ASL
29/M/USA

>Looks
I'm a white male, brown hair and brown eyes, fairly muscular build standing at 6 feet and residing near the east coast, hardly ever been westward except the midwest.

>Hobbies and interests
I like warhammer, JRPGs, and I adore the persona franchise. My main hobbies when i'm not doing physical fitness are playing paradox games,reading history, learning about different european cultures, and studying a bit of linguistics. Mainly have an unhealthy obsession with tech and games though

>Looking for
Just looking to chat or see if it can become something more with genuine female compansionship, I consider myself a very understanding open minded individual so I dont discriminate

>Contact info
Discord
rininabin4288

>>34421416
>>34421418
trannyjannies will delete this for being productive instead of being spam of a session that's soliciting CSAM or blacked or both
but your autism is a superpower keep it up champ

>>34421476
Respect my negro

>>34421418
>>34421416
based

>ASL
21/M/USA, straight
Travel inside the US is easy so I have no problems with long distance from eu/gb/canada
>About
White guy with a definitively anglo phenotype.
I wear black boots and white shirts :3
Good hygiene (ask me about my cologne and style)
I Study, work, live on my own.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
I'm very interested in the kind of image board user who has a lot to say about themselves. I love the stories everyone shares but this time I hope for some more intimacy and passion when we talk >:3
I also try to do something new everyday. I want to tell someone about the kinds of small thoughts I have throughout the day. I expect to build that kind of relationship over time and with a shared interest in weirdo topics.
If you want to add me and don't know what to say just start an argument (I like to argue)
>what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I hope you're okay with my personality and how I see the world. I think very sexually so we're most compatible if you do too.
I expect a few anons and some interesting conversations. You don't have to commit to being my slave to add me (trust)
>Contact info
disc. aetherchild

Kinda normie passing but been very online all my life and am socially retarded. Not that mentally ill otherwise. I'm obsessed with cats and the absurd. If you grew up online we'll probably get along, same if you read the warriors series growing up. I'm easy going, weird and goofy. Hit my line. If you've tried to add me before try again, my last discord got fucked srry

>interests
I'm very much into music, film, art, culture, cats and I'm getting back into literature and gaming. I want to get into sailing, wheelchair rugby, DJing (I won't be annoying I promise), and ms paint cat art
>favorite movies
Safe, Peep "TV" Show, Perfect Blue, Gregg Araki, Synecdoche New York, Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>favorite TV
Sopranos, the curse, twin peaks
>favorite music
Early Modest Mouse, Tek Lintowe, Coil, Silver Jews, James Ferraro, Drain Gang, Unwound, Black Kray, E+E, lots of ambient, idm, DnB lately. Plenty of /mu/ and rymcore
>looking for
Looking for an e friend to make a connection with and to blast with links that I think are funny or weird. And also chat about film, music, books, whatever. I'll make you a playlist if you give me a topic or idea
>not looking for
No coomers, nobody underage
>contact
Discord: snoopybigfan.

>23 Male
6’2 and my shoulders are broad and my hands are clean with minimal scarring
>fine with long distance
I have enough scholarship money saved up and can fly you out for us to get married at a state court
>religious refugee in Florida
I finished my degree in political science and philosophy almost half a year ago and now am applying for law school, I’m seeking a wife who I can tie her shoe laces and read her off to bed using my grad books
>I used to handout printed copies of the futurist manifesto at my local library
But they made me stop it and threatened me with trespassing.
>I read, I write, watch old French cartoons
>seeking someone who wants to feel the engraving of my name on their bones and have my voice trapped inside their lungs
Hoping for something réal

>>34421628
Forgot asl
30/M/USA

27/M/Central TX, USA (Long Distance A-Okay)

I'll start with my physical description. 5'11". 185lbs. Somewhat muscular but I like food so I don't really have a shredded phyzeek. I'm pretty strong, though, I work with heavy machinery every day and I run so I'm in shape. Black curly hair, brown eyes, dark skin. I wear a mustache and sometimes I shave it but I think I'm finally gonna stick with the moustache. I'm trying to lose a bit more weight just for aesthetics but I comfortably fit in a medium shirt if you wanna go off that.

I've always been described by others as really smart and emotionally competent, as well as a good communicator. I'm pretty much where I wanna be in life and on the up and up career wise.

>Hobbies and interests
I like sports, I like staying active, going to the gym, and the outdoors. I also read a lot (right now I'm on a Russian lit binge but I have a broad range), I used to play more videogames but haven't really sat down to binge in a long while, mostly cause I'd rather play with someone. Anything Paradox Games, or sports games, and Minecraft. I also play Warhammer (FB, TOW, and 40k), MtG, and YuGiOh. I watch anime like everyone on this board, and I read manga and light novels. I'm kinda into everything but I do have favorites.

>What you'd like out of meeting someone here
So being that the dating scene is cooked kind of everywhere, I'd just like to meet someone that wants a monogamous, long term relationship. Obviously IRL is best but I'm happy to start long distance cause being in the military and all I'll move anyway, but I'd prefer to close that distance quickly. I'd like the kind of relationship where we talk every day, maybe call and video call a few times a week. Where we're each other's favorite person. Not gonna lie, I'm burnt out from talking stages, so if we vibe and we're what the other seems to be looking for, I'd rather say it outright.

>Contact info
Discord: aces31lima

>>34421706
discord
personaldissonance

>>34421279
WHAT PART OF CANADA? IM IN ONTARIO

>>34420758
I mean no disrespect and am just very curious: Without children, without any sexual attraction, what separates your search from friendship or a roommate?

You want your peace, mind your own business, it can all be over distance, too. Yet it has to be monogamous, and it allegedly has nothing to do with loneliness.

What's left? Just the idea that there's someone out there loving you? Like a committed, exclusive friend?

I'm all the more fascinated since we're otherwise very alike.

>>34419980
You sound nice, good luck

34/M/US
>me
Christian, not a zealot
Quiet/reserved, but emotionally available. Fairly honest, straight forward, open minded. Like to banter and tease when I get comfortable with someone. I follow the golden rule & don't ask from others what I can't give in return. I believe in sticking to your values and morals even if it's the harder path.
I enjoy reading, hiking/nature, video games, & movies. I tend to be a homebody when single & don't like being around a lot of people/am misanthropic (I don't judge before getting to know someone), but I do enjoy going out if I'm with someone
I've been called attractive by strangers and often exercise
>looking for
US & biological female only
I prefer being slow & committed over casual/fast & hooking up. I want to get to know each other and bond before getting sexual.
Caring, honesty, communication, & trustworthiness are important. Being afraid to talk about something that may hurt the other will lead to misunderstandings and end what may have lasted. I don't mind clinginess & find it cute as long as it doesn't become extreme jealousy. Someone who likes caresses & doesn't mind comfortable silence. A fellow bore is welcome
Games are stupid & a waste of time, be straight with what you want
I don't mind a LDR at first. Can travel, & willing to move closer if things go well
>deal-breakers
I'm politically incorrect, pro gun, don't support the trans/pro noun movement, covid shots were a scam and mandates useless. Don't like fat people (a little chubby is fine & cute) & am picky with black aesthetics. Not picky with looks otherwise
Not interested people who prefer being casual/hooking up. I abstain from sex 'til mutual love, but waiting for marriage is preferable (I do have a sex drive. Not a porn watcher). I'm a virgin by choice that turned down opportunities and would prefer someone who is as well, up to 3 sexual partners
>contact
Discord/Telegram:Krithas
ukwn@tutamail.com

>>34418791 (OP)
>ASL
28/M/USA

Cool with long distance at first, but would obviously want to meet in person if things develop.

>About you
White, 5'10, decently jacked, reddish-blond hair, hazel eyes. I have 6 tattoos and want many more.
Currently majoring in geology, graduating soonish. Very busy but will make time for you if we click.

>Hobbies and interests
I like to lift, read books, and spend time outdoors. I'm lowkey a massive weeb and play a bit of vidya.
I'm really into music and collecting vinyl. My favorite genres are Black metal, Emo, and sadboys rap, but I dabble in a bit of everything.
I love anything related to the paranormal/supernatural, cryptids, mythology, aliens, etc. My favorite TV shows are the X-files and Twin Peaks, and I love horror media. Halloween is the best holiday.
I am really interested in lolcows and have been following Chris-chan since 2012.
Hardcore environmentalist, nature is more important than anything else to me. I will send you cute pictures of animals and plants I see if you want.

>Looking for
Skinny/slim/fit White Bio women to talk about spooky shit, share music, watch movies, and laugh at lolcows with, and hopefully more if we click. Cool with lewd stuff too if that's your thing.

Not interested in friend collectors, ghosts, or people who won't at least try to maintain a conversation.

>Contact info
Discord - foxmulder99

>asl
early 20s/M/US West
>personality
standard issue sensitive young man. I'm weird, but I can pass as a normie when I need to
I'm not a chud or an incel, but my sense of humor would get me in trouble with normies
I am a khhv, but it isn't something that I'm insecure or weird about
I care a lot about romance and connection and all that sappy stuff. I have zero interest in casual sex
>hobbies
my main hobbies are music (guitar and piano, mostly) and drawing, though I'm not good at either (yet!). I also study Japanese, do programming, and lift weights
>music
I like 2000s alternative rock, so post-hardcore, emo, pop-punk, metalcore, nu-metal, post-grunge, buttrock.. Basically anything that you would hear in a 2000s AMV lol. I also love post-rock, j-rock, ambient, and soundtracks
>anime
I'm a weeb. I like most of the stuff that /a/ likes, but two of my less conventional favorites are 5cm per second and genshiken
>physical
I'm (pale) white with brown hair and green eyes, average height, and I have an athletic build
the rate threads say I'm a 6.5/10, facially
>looking for
something long-term with a kind and cool woman (female) that's into the same stuff I'm into
personality-wise, I like a woman that is thoughtful, calm, and a bit aloof. And also in that sweet spot between normie and complete imageboard schizo
Physically, I like nerdy looking women. I also have a soft spot for emo fashion, because I like a lot of the music from that scene. The only thing I can say I'm definitely not attracted to is obesity
I tend to get along best with women that are older than me. I'm not a coomer with a fetish (I don't even watch porn), I just find that I have more in common with zillenials and millenials
long distance is okay as long as you actually want to meet up at some point
>not looking for
casual/hookups, legitimate racists (edgy jokes are fine, even appreciated), trans, highly political or religious, normies, offended by edgy humor
>contact
wheneverystarfall

>asl
20s/M/US West
>personality
standard issue sensitive young man. I'm weird, but I can pass as a normie when I need to
I'm not a chud or an incel, but my sense of humor would get me in trouble with normies
I am a khhv, but it isn't something that I'm insecure or weird about
I care a lot about romance and connection and all that sappy stuff. I have zero interest in casual sex
>hobbies
my main hobbies are music (guitar and piano, mostly) and drawing, though I'm not good at either (yet!). I also study Japanese, do programming, and lift weights
>music
I like 2000s alternative rock, so post-hardcore, emo, pop-punk, metalcore, nu-metal, post-grunge, buttrock.. Basically anything that you would hear in a 2000s AMV lol. I also love post-rock, j-rock, ambient, and soundtracks
>anime
I'm a weeb. I like most of the stuff that /a/ likes, but two of my less conventional favorites are 5cm per second and genshiken
>physical
I'm (pale) white with brown hair and green eyes, average height, and I have an athletic build
the rate threads say I'm a 6.5/10, facially
>looking for
something long-term with a kind and cool woman (female) that's into the same stuff I'm into
personality-wise, I like a woman that is thoughtful, calm, and a bit aloof. And also in that sweet spot between normie and complete imageboard schizo
Physically, I like nerdy looking women. I also have a soft spot for emo fashion, because I like a lot of the music from that scene. The only thing I can say I'm definitely not attracted to is obesity
I tend to get along best with women that are older than me. I'm not a coomer with a fetish (I don't even watch porn), I just find that I have more in common with zillenials and millenials
long distance is okay as long as you actually want to meet up at some point
>not looking for
casual/hookups, legitimate racists (edgy jokes are fine, even appreciated), trans, highly political or religious, normies, offended by edgy humor
>contact
wheneverystarfall

Haiii guys!! :)

>asl
25M & 25F – Germany uwu

>about us
We're a couple just looking for someone chill to talk to long-term. :3
She's 168cm, 50kg, blonde, cute feet. I'm around 180cm, but not the focus

She's EXTREMELY obedient, into BDSM, bimbofication, objectification, CNC and many MANY more...
I'm mainly into feet and sharing :) but I'm NOT here to sext - it's all about her and our relationship.

>looking for
Someone normal. Into chatting, swapping stories, giving ideas or tasks. Not just begging for pics. Think house friend vibes! Basically someone I can talk to about random shit, hobbies, life stuff, but also someone I'm chill enough with to share more private stuff about her, like pics, stories, especially her feet lol.
I guess I'm not an actual Cuck, but my fantasies are at least somewhat similar to that fetish.

>not looking for
Minors, pic beggars, weirdos, pushy types

Say hi properly please :) (age, location, what you're into).
See ya then! :D
Telegram: @FD24X
Discord: mhmmfeet

>ASL
31/m/europe
>Physical description
6'0, bald, beard, bmi 29 but down 50lbs already, alright face/no deformities or anything
>Short bio about yourself - Hobbies and Interests
My big passion is music; I make music and like to discover new music a lot. I also like to hike, go for drives and taking photos outside. I'd love if we exchanged photos from our day to day lives. Besides that I enjoy games but I've been falling out of love with that the past few years. Somewhere on the spectrum so forgive me if im a bit weird at first. I work full time but dont mind neets. I also develop random obsessions and love to hear about other people's rabbit holes.
>Looking for
This is silly but I miss the e-dating experience and would love to find someone to share eachother's life with, stay up too late talking to eachother and just be here for eachother. I'm open to it developing into something more if everything works out well eventually but will be totally content otherwise also.
>Not looking for
rude/dry/negative people, lewd stuff
>Favorite album
Rei Harakami - lust
>Contact
disc: owarinokisetsu

Feeling a bit bored today... anyone wanna brighten my day?
......

>>34421416
let he who is without sin cast the first stone
YWNBAG

>>34421416
I prioritize substance over shortness

>ASL
29/M/West-EU
>Physical description
176cm, shortish blond/brown hair, slight beard, 74kg, blue eyes, okay looking
>Short bio about yourself - Hobbies and Interests
I'm an engineer as a job, besides that i love cooking, going out with friends or playing dnd with them. I also like to go for walks and try to regularly work out although it's not a passion of mine haha. Besides this, i also like to spend some free time on tv-shows/movies/manga/anime like most people here.
No topic is off limits for me, so if you're curious about something or anything, don't hesitate to contact me.
>Looking for
Well, i'm straight, so someone from the opposite gender would def be preferred. I'm looking for someone either younger or max 7 years older. i don't mind long distance but the goal should be an in-person relationship after a while (no rush). Looks are not extremely important, but i do prefer someone who strives to live healthy like me. I'm very open-minded and if you feel like we could be a match, don't hesitate to contact me, nothing to lose :)
>Not looking for
Well, sorry men, but i'm straight, besides that, i invite everyone to contact me and see where things end up!
>Contact
Discord: da_vinci5. (don't forget the dot please!)

>ASL
35/M/US (TX)
>orientation
straight
>about me
I am tall (6'1") brown hair and blue eyes.
I like history and read about it a lot and I love to collect old things. I love going to museums.
I like mostly rock and metal, but some classical too.
I like to watch sci-fi and action films a lot. Not too big on anime. I am a bit of a film snob desu.
I'm trying to get my own house soon.
I play mostly RPG games and some FPS. I tend to not like online games.

I like cats :3
>Looking for
Girls. I'm looking for a romantic partner. Someone who wants a long term relationship/marriage. Someone loving and can carry on a conversion with. I love to get back to doing things I loved to do like enjoying nature, going to museums, etc. I would love to do that with someone else. :3
>Not looking for
Those that aren't women and other degenerate.
>Contact info
My discord is no_return_address

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
28/M/Eastern EU/Okay with LDR if it grows into IRL

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
Halloween born edgy pessimist who has been traumatized for half a decade now and depressed for even longer. I like mask making/collecting, historical close range weapons, Warhammer 40k, heavy metal, occasional sewing, nature photography, more stuff that I forget
>What are your hobbies and interests?
Oh.
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Eh, talk, mostly, at least at first. Grown quite pessimistic about the relationships here or in general. But I can still try if I know an individual long enough and they are my taste of unhinged
>Contact info
hoodedcrovv

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
27/m/New England (maybe okay with distance, it depends on the person)
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
Earlier this year moved out of a city to effectively the middle of nowhere. The dating scene is rough here so I'm looking online now. I'm a pretty laid back guy, there's not a lot that bothers me in this world. I am very close with my family (I don't have kids) and I work full time as a project manager.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
Game development, guitar, piano, singing, painting, hiking, fitness, board and video games
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Looking for women only, ideally living close to me. Just looking for someone to talk to at first, work gets boring and I have a lot of downtime during the day. At night I'm down to voice/video call too. We'll see where it goes from there as far as eventually meeting up or starting a relationship. Very skeptical about meeting someone on 4chan, prove me wrong.
>Contact info
disc: bigdogdamon

>ASL
19 f usa
>Looking for
lately ive been feeling like something is missing in my life & i think having someone i can truly bond with will heal my soul. my ultimate goal is to form a serious relationship. i want a lifelong partner that i can eventually meetup with irl, but i will not rush that. i will get to know you first and see where things take us. im also okay with just being friends with anyone! please dont add me just to immediately sext me, not interested in that until we’ve established that sort of relationship. being able to vc sometimes is a plus.
>Not looking for
ghosters, unironically rude people, people immediately interested in sex, doesnt contribute to conversation, consistently taking forever to respond
>Interests
singing, video games, cooking, friendship, tv shows, voice acting, reading, fashion, debating, animals
>Discord
joyfulcassie

>asl
20/M/Florida (yes I’m ok with long distance just not out of US)
>Description
White, 5’11, parted haircut covering my forehead, not a skeleton, not fat, not extremely muscular(I do go to the gym though), 150 pounds, in college, shut-in autist
>Interests
love Anime, favorite anime’s are mainly Monster, Steins;Gate 1 and 0, Rozen Maiden, Code Geass, nichijou, Kaiji there’s more but that’s the rundown, I wouldn’t mind watching anime with someone, in fact I’d love to

For games I guess a few games and franchises I can name: REmake, Yakuza games, getting into persona, I love fatal frame, Victoria 2, getting into Dark Souls, liked Kingdom Come Deliverance, chaos;head (I do play l4d2 and War of Rights along with Holdfast occasionally but not with friends and not much) I honestly don’t mind playing multiplayer games (even if it’s ones I don’t have) I just have no one to play games with

As for music I love metal any kind you name it, (gothic(both doom and non doom), doom, melodeath, any kind of black metal, power metal, symphonic metal, etc..) the only metal I dislike is thrash metal or thrashy metal, I like alt rock (like ozma, weezer, the rentals, and sElf), along with some Neofolk, and also baroque and classical, love harpsichords
You can introduce me to other genres if you want

Also getting into reading but I’m not experienced by any means, plan to make lifelong hobby

As for other stuff I like, I love history, 15th to 20th century, and I like 20th century politics, I won’t talk about this stuff to you unless you want me to though, since it can bore people out. I like geography and nature etc
>Looking for
An autistic woman who shares at least some of my interests and plans to have children and a long term relationship, hopefully eventually becoming married if it goes well, we could watch anime together, play games, just talk in general, read together, etc…
>Not looking for
Men, troons, people out of US

Discord: bohiodestroyer_

Hey Anon, we're trying to make a Hentai and Doujin sharing community where you can goon with your friends >.<
https://discord.gg/uUyFNg2nBm
We'd love to create some long lasting gooner relationships >3<

Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight?
.

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances)
mid 30s / M / Texas (LDR is okay to start with, but im looking for in person if we hit it off)

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here
I'm a boring, work from home, white dude. Ive got my own place and ride, like capping off the week with some booze. Not morbid or anything but im working consistently on fitness and tan. Bit of a homebody

>What are your hobbies and interests?
Gaming / anime, getting back into shape with my home gym, Cooking new recipies (mexican is my current favorite to cook), learning photography during walks

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I'm looking for something long term. I miss cooking for someone and having a partner to game and do stuff with. Spooky season is coming/here and I would really enjoy watching some scary movies snuggled up on my couch.

You don't have to be a gamer or enjoy anime but we had one of those in common that would be awesome. Ideally, we would hang out online a few times before meeting in person. I have a car and can travel within reason

>Deal Breakers
Hard drug use, Literal 'cannot function in society' levels of mental illness

>Contact
Discord: vidyaandfinedining_43075
email: Vidyaandfinedining@proton.me

>>34418791 (OP)
>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
25/M/Spain (Yes)

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here
I'm a failed economics student who learned how to code and is currently working on a shitty tech firm.
My life passion is writing fiction and I'm looking forward writing and self-publishing my first book.
I have an extreme attachment towards Himiko Toga.
I'm a sperg and I'm beyond giving a fucks what you think about it.

>What are your hobbies and interests?
Writing fiction and art

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Talk with them about the complexities and tribulations of life, unwind, make online friendships

>Contact info
paradice_forrest@protonmail.com

>>34427228
>joyfulcassie
Beggar. Avoid.

P.S. if you ever see someone who essentially spams the same thing in almost every thead, they're usually up to no good and they should be avoided.

>>34429721
I could say the same for you. She's just annoying, following her around in every thread to post about her is pretty weird. Find a better use for your time

>ASL
35/M/CA open to ldr
>About Me
People say I'm pretty fun to talk with. I enjoy humor, but I like to be subtle with it. My personality is very open and positive. I do what I can to help those around me. Physically I'm tall, fit, and handsome
>Interests
I'm pretty into music. I like to play guitar and sing, mostly rock n roll type stuff. Also did bass in a bunch of different kinds of bands which was an interesting time. Also enjoy reading (currently run a book club with friends) as well as trashy TV and old video games. Additionally I do a bit of cooking
>Looking for?
Women generally around my age who would like to talk and get to know each other. I'm open-minded
>Contact
Discord: .solzh

Tell me I'm your type, and maybe I'll stick around. .

>A/S/L
29/M/Ontario Canada
>Long distance fine, Y/N?
Yes - within reason
>Willing to relocate, Y/N?
Yes - Canada/USA
>Hobbies/Interests
Mostly gaming is all i do in my free time. i play any and all types of games I don't really have a set main game or genre. I really love horror everything! I've been in a movie binge as of late, loving mysteries and thrillers.I run and walk through nature to stay in decent shape, along with work being sorta demanding physically.
>Current Occupation
Full-time construction worker. Prob quitting soon idk yet.
>Life goals
Getting my own place and finding love! Nothing else to me matters as of now, idk if that's a good or bad thing.
>Looking for
LOVE!!!!!!! But for real I like the shy nerdy types, preferably in decent shape. Someone with a good personality, the more of a yapper the better, I'm obsessive and fall for ppl easily, so someone like that seems like a fun dynamic. Ideally you share some of the same hobbies. F/mtf pref.
>Dealbreakers/Not looking for
friend collectors(at least say hi or send a meme if you're still gonna do this), overly bpd, men, spammers. Also if you only play rivals, ow2, valorant and csgo pls don't add me
>Contact
Discord - Dumatix

>>34429727
I was going to post this post last time i saw. Whole thing makes him look weirder than her and makes me doubt.

>ASL
37/m/us
>Interests
deep house, trip hop, reggae, blues, funk, disco, breakbeat, soul, jazz, r&b, hip hop
>Looking For
album sharing
album trading
>Not Looking For
voice/video chat
server/group chat
>Discord
quebra.mar

>ASL
27/M/USA
>About
Graduate student in a STEM field. I enjoy spending my free time on physical training, martial arts, spiritual practices, music (I play guitar and piano), reading (materials regarding my personal interests rather than literary canon, mostly), anime, and the occasional video game. I am socially and politically traditionalist.
>Looking For
A white woman between 18 and 27 with which to pursue a long-term relationship, and eventually, marriage. I would like to lead a quiet, rural life as far outside the digital panopticon as is feasible, raising a family together as well as animals and crops—the closer to self-sufficiency, the better.
>Not Looking For
Men, ran-through women, nonwhites, LGBT individuals, severe mental illness, overly political/argumentative
>Discord
18thdivision

>ASL
28 | F | Southern USA
I'm not interested in relocating until I've finished caring for my parents. Long distance is fine if you cannot relocate either.

>Description
I'm a 5'7", natural brunette of European ancestry. My features include a fair complexion, green eyes, and voluptuous curvature at the waist. I love wearing elegant dresses paired with minimal jewelry. Beyond secondhand smoke, I lead a clean lifestyle.

My personality leans toward composure and pragmatism. While I enjoy thrills, I'm essentially no-nonsense whenever there is work to be done. Loved ones have more opportunities to see my leisurely side, which can be quite loving and reasonably fun.

>Interests
Absurd humor, altruism within reason, art, aviation, boating, fitness and other forms of self-improvement, interesting narratives, machinery, plant cultivation, the unknown, et cetera.

>Looking for
Deliberate romance with a military man who values disciplined loyalty, enduring love, and resolute grit. Someone who shares my interest(s). Ideally we can exchange handwritten letters, too. Just so there aren't any surprises, I'm saving my virginity for marriage. Additionally, I want at least one child someday. We can discuss the rest of our future privately.

>Not looking for
Perfection. Just be yourself.

>Contact
veritas.allicit@proton.me

Please begin by introducing yourself and listing your expectations.

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
20F Missouri, fine with long distance but must be in the US and must be willing to come see us a few months-a year into the relationship!
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
Cis female Korean American DID system!
>What are your hobbies and interests?
Nonexistent after meeting you!
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Looking for someone who only wants us (no wanting other things or people AT ALL! No friends or hobbies!) and we'll only want you! We'll one day get married, move out in the middle of nowhere, work remotely, and have no kids (non-negotiable) -- only each other! Our free time will only consist of each other, and our entertainment will come from each other! No gooners or porn watchers, must be a cis female, and must be open to doing ANYTHING for us! To be loved is to be changed! If you're going to lead us on don't even bother reaching out!
>Contact info
Our Discord is foreignaccent!

>>34433439
Doesn't work.

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it?
....

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
20/M/Co (Yeah)

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
I'm a college student nearing the end of my major. I consider myself funny and smart, though i guess that's for others to judge. Social life is decent enough, but i feel like no one is really on my same wavelength.
Physically, i'm fairly handsome, good height, long-ish hair, athletic build

>What are your hobbies and interests?
Reading (A lot of non-fiction lately, even part of a book club), really dedicated to lifting, rock music (My favorite band is Oasis), Videogames: mostly retro and current indie, learning Italian as my third language, follow the UFC.
Oh, and i also love Grant Morrison's New X-Men run

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Looking for a girl who's funny, shares my interests and can have good conversations with. It doesn't necesarilly have to be sexual, just a nice relationship
Body-wise, non-fat and nice hair it's all i ask for

>Contact info
Discord: gatsby_cousin

M/29

Not sure what I'm looking for but preferably a relationship. No dudes or people under 25 pls
I'm okay with distance as long as we both intend something in the future (but that'd take time to decide for sure)
So I'm just open to talking, share interests or whatever.

Disc tregroza

>ASL
19/m/MI, prefer for it to not be long distance
>Tell us a bit about you
kind of quiet adhd dude. sometimes can talk your ear off about music or art or what have you, and sometimes i got my listening ears on.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
huge fan of art, going into graphic design right now. love hiking in the forest. huge fan of music, mainly stuff like noise rock, post-hardcore, emo, indie, etc. but im always open to new types of music. love writing and producing music in my free time too. im also, of course, a fan of games. encyclopedic knowledge in regards to them. favorites im playing right now are copper odyssey, white knuckle, and expedition 33. also program when im in the mood for it, not particularly skilled.
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here
just looking for a woman whos 19+ to date. obviously, helps if you're interested in any of the things i like. i like someone who's also neurodivergent or nerdy. is able to be caring and open to receiving care. someone who is able to be open-minded about new experiences, at least from time to time. race doesn't matter much to me. neither does if you're trans or not. just be a kind person trying to do their best in life
>Contact info
rumble.w5

>>34421416
>>34421418
annoying to read but that's a worthy sacrifice, well done

Where are the guys who know how to treat a woman right?
.....

>ASL
28 M England

>Letter (Gay / Bi / etc.)
Gay man

>About you
White, bottom guy, 5'8, blonde hair, blue eyes, slim build, not bad looking. Can be sub.

>Looking for
A top white guy who wants to FALL IN LOVE. I want someone who is looking for a serious relationship and is okay with fast tracking it.

Between 18 and 35 ideally, UK based is a plus but not essential.

Looks aren't important, as long as you're hygienic.

I have a soft sport for nerdy and right wing guys.

Call me baby and I'll fall for you almost instantly.

I don't mind if you're jealous, possessive, etc so long as you want to fall in love and aren't afraid to show how much you love someone.

>Not looking for
Bottoms, guys who aren't looking for a relationship

>Contact
Discord: keepmeonurradar
Telegram: twb96
Kik: onyourradar_
xx

>ASL
22 m NC (USA) not into long distance
>Physical description
im 6 feet tall and white, kind of an average build
>Interests
i like warhammer 40k, i paint minis, i also like gardening, blacksmithing, and circuitry. big fan of classic rock and nature too
>Looking for
A girl to date, preferably local, someone who doesnt mind me being clingy, likes anime and or games, and weird enough to be on 4chan lol
>Not looking for
men
>Contact
grug53 on discord

>>34418791 (OP)
>ASL

24 M latino (white woman required. European would be loved, just anywhere cold with white people) (Long distance not accepted I need this yesterday)

>What are you looking for?

I want saviour buff 100/10 bimbo hentai mommy with le 'tism (hopefully to outmatch mine, I'd love that)

Who is able to keep up with my wavelength (aka you must have high iq and write a lot), with my sheer ravenous animal sexual desire that is still going strong as ever, who doesn't get the ick because of my schizo politics or religion (FUCK normie women who say "it's unappealing")

You must be a geek and into anime and fandom hentai bullshit, who wants to go out and have a save the world millennial ahh adventure with me (Deltarune ahh Don Quijote ahh story)

>More requirements:

You must be divorced from your family (except your parents)

You must have no friends (waste of time)

You have to be just viking aryan nietzchean amazon woman, you'll be subdued by me but you have to be willing to fight me (at least play pretend), you must be able to be my arch enemy but at the same time my soulmate (which is no different really)

IF YOU READ THIS YOU DENOUNCE: Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, LGBT, commienism, futanari, yuri, you denounce the whole world basically other than Christ and me. The creed of the world is FALSEHOOD, there's no left or right, there's TRUTH AND LIE, RIGHT OR WRONG, and truth is UNNEGOTIABLE.

No tattoos.

I WANT SONS.

Virgin.

You must be taller than me (I'm 6'3)

Discord: @dontreportme_imjustaway

Catfishes beware, I'll mindrape you until you weasel out with your prolapsed anus between your legs. I'll outshitpost you until you fuck off.

No daddy's girl with pink aesthetic and no "I am such a silly innocent girl" (they're evil)

You must be a Homestuck, I'll call you by name of any waifu I choose.

REQUIREMENTS *REQUIRED!* NO FATTIES. I AM FIT AND SO ARE YOU.

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued?
....

>ASL
26/M/Romania - ok with LDR only if the distance is not too far

>Description
White, fair skin, long brown hair, blue eyes, sharp jawline, slightly muscular

>About me
INTP I'm generally a pretty chill guy, stoic, easygoing once I open up. I have ADHD so I expect patience. Right-Wing
I also have a kitteh that I love and spend most of my time with her :3

>Hobbies & Interests
vidya gaemz, tech, guns, exploring new places, nightwalks, working out, listening to metal or harsh music in general, exploring new places and trying new things, watching documentaries and video essays, etc.

>Looking for
a girl with fair skin just like myself, who's soft and sweet, and dislikes social media like I do

>Not looking for
non-whites, doms, fags, liars/larpers, someone who asks for shit, rude ppl in general

>Contact info
kneecapfixation

do women actually ever respond to these?

Tell me I'm your type, and maybe I'll stick around. .....

>>34436746
Just Cassie, or occasionally a different underage shitskin. Otherwise no.

Anyone else up late and feeling a little restless?
...

>>34436419
unfathomably based

>>34436419
I kneel. The American experiment has finally borne fruit, and Spain is ultimately the winning parent.

>ASL
22 f usa
>Looking for
Lately ive been feeling like something is missing in my life & i think having someone i can truly bond with will heal my soul. Being able to vc is a plus.
>Not looking for
Someone who is scared of intimidation
>Interests
singing, video games, cooking, friendship, tv shows, voice acting, reading, fashion, debating, animals
>Discord
bettasnack

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances). 28FTexas fine with long distances

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
I'm a biological woman. I'm disabled and on SSDI. I'm very spiritual.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
I like to read, write, do yoga and meditation.
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here. I gravitated towards here because this seemed aimed at long term friendships, which I like

>Contact info: silentmarginalia

18M Greece. Long distance okay in europe and with the goal of meeting

I'm into programming/game dev, vidya, nature, sovl, kino, racism, anime, etc
Pretty autistic and lonely

>Looking for
Straight biological woman, Europe, especially if from some based place like northern or eastern or balkan
You must be willing to become my gf if you end up liking me, so you must not have a bf. I'm decently good looking
Have some honest passion in life, be rational, kind, understanding, and mature

>Not looking for
Men, black, trans, gay, fat, rude, immature, normies, over 25 years old, smoking, invisible

>Discord
Contact with your ASL and an intro
chungoid_acc

>I wish you all the best
good day

>ASL
22m Ireland
>About
I work as a professional cook, and I make music on the side (just for fun rn but I want to take it more seriously and perhaps make it a career)

very into music, ideally looking for someone who is as well. recently been listening to underscores, jane remover, frost children, esdeekid, oklou etc etc. death grips and my bloody valentine are probably my favourites of all time. I also play games, playing league or valorant with someone would be nice
>Looking for
good conversation, reasonable response times, music exchange, playing games
>Not looking for
rude people, evil people, boring etc etc
>Contact
adam.2624

hit me up ifyou like

https://youtu.be/y06KiiPJG5A

i like stuff like this x

>>34418791 (OP)
>ASL
26, male, usa nc (long distance is okay~)
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
hairy, skellyboi, pretty introverted, dont like big crowds, just a silly little guy
>Hobbies & Interests
halo, gaming, hardcore gaming, mil simulator, war, war media, tanks, guns, anime, cute anime girls, maid girls, yogscast, memes, and a few other random shit.
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
looking mostly for an intimate/romantic relationship with another virgin girl, where we both explore each other, communicate, and try to make each other as happy as possible, open about our desires, but also willing to compromise with each other. respecting boundaries and having trust in one another.
>Contact info
Discord
_squidman_

>ASL

23/M/EU

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.

white, tall, lanky and whatever other irrelevant physical features people put here to sell themselves

masters student in STEM and employed (unfortunately)

definitely ND, probably autistic but fairly well adjusted compared to the shit i read here

>What are your hobbies and interests?

i work, study and hang out with people mostly, other than that i make music, journal, read, volunteer and do stuff outside

giant nerd, really into anything STEM related, philosophy, religious ideas (not religious myself), fitness, fashion and other things that cannot fit here

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.

not actually quite sure since from my own experience, its quite hard to form meaningful relationships online (though I do have my exceptions), and even then, good luck translating them in person lmao

I guess im just curious as to what types of people lurk around here, since I don't use 4chan very much anyway. maybe there's a few gems in between everything, who knows

i dont care what your gender, age or location is, i want to talk to you and hear your experiences and why you're here. if you're looking for your soulmate then i'll gladly listen to how disappointed you are. if you can see the insanity for what it is, we'll get along

not looking to date anyone, if that wasn't obvious enough

>Contact info

cottonwood_garden

>ASL
28 M England

>Letter (Gay / Bi / etc.)
Gay man

>About you
White, bottom guy, 5'8, blonde hair, blue eyes, slim build, not bad looking. Can be sub.

>Looking for
A top white guy who wants to FALL IN LOVE. I want someone who is looking for a serious relationship and is okay with fast tracking it.

Between 18 and 35 ideally, UK based is a plus but not essential.

Looks aren't important, as long as you're hygienic.

I have a soft sport for nerdy and right wing guys.

Call me baby and I'll fall for you almost instantly.

I don't mind if you're jealous, possessive, etc so long as you want to fall in love and aren't afraid to show how much you love someone.

>Not looking for
Bottoms, guys who aren't looking for a relationship

>Contact
Discord: keepmeonurradar
Telegram: twb96
Kik: onyourradar_

>>34437595
Thank you right honourable gentleman! pray to God I find my woman! whom I know is out there!

>>34438347
I sire you for kneeling! truly you recognize the truth that I say, and for that reason you're declared noble!

And talk about it on Spain! THE EMPIRE SHALL RETURN! and even america will become a part of it, I swear that to you.

Want a little tease? Ask me nicely.
....

Cuteyng homeschooled girl is looking for genuine chatfriends, her TG is T47R9H57F

Don't usually use 4chan but fuaark I'm lonely

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
19M US Florida would prefer something in person

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
I'm studying engineering with near-perfect grades and an empty social life. I'm a bit of a schizoid and kind of lonely and want to change that. I'm not well-put together but I'm also not completely dysfunctional.

>What are your hobbies and interests?
I like language acquisition (decent at russian and just starting german), literature, programming, IT stuff, anything academic really. Kind of a nerd. Rock climbing is cool I guess.

Looking for new hobbies as well if you're into something cool or want to find someone to do something cool you haven't done before. Would be interested in making music for example, I have a guitar but kinda gave up on it recently.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Friends pretty much, someone I can help and someone who can help me. I'm shy and reserved so ideally you'd be fine with reaching out more often than I do. If you want a relationship that's fine but I think I need to work on making friends first.

Generally a deal breaker if you're overly defensive over e.g. eating healthy, not watching porn, not that you have to be perfect but at least you should want to be better than you are.

>Contact info
Email me at cheesepizza2@disroot.org and we can meet up in person, or I can give you my XMPP, or something, screw discord it's like kicking dead whales down the beach. Please don't be a molester please don't be a molester or at least be a cute girl or something

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
27 / mtf / california - only west coast pls

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
Chubby and thick transwoman on the titty pills for about 8 years of my life. I started when I was 18, and I've worked in the IT industry as IT Support for about the same time, too. I recently got fired from my IT job, and I started to go back to school to study CyberSecurity. Hoping that I can transfer to a CSU (california state university) to study Management Information Systems. After that, I really hope to be in a position to support myself financially and make a lot of money.

>What are your hobbies and interests?
Im into technology, fashion, cars, and gaming. Im huge into AVGN, retro games, and military stuff. I love to watch videos about classic games, classic/new cars, and content creator drama

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I would like someone who I can talk to daily and see if I gel with. It would be cool if we could meet up and hangout in person and have plans of living together

>Contact info
boytoy42_20640

>ASL (Mention if you’re okay with long distances).
30/F/South Carolina — not open to long distance if it’s out of state.
>Tell us a bit about you — anything can go here.
I’m a twin mom and widow, rebuilding my life and creating stability for myself and my kids. I work remotely in compliance and I’m moving into my own home soon. I’m loyal, emotionally grounded, and genuinely looking for something real not surface-level or short-term.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
Spending time with my twins, astrology, films, going to plays, watching indie horror games on YouTube, skincare and beauty, and home décor. I love good conversations, quiet nights, dark humor, and finding comfort in the little things.
>Tell us a bit of what you’d like out of meeting someone here.
I’m looking for a man 27+ who’s emotionally mature, reliable, and values real monogamy someone who has his life mostly together. I want someone I can depend on, a man who can truly be my rock — not just when things are good but when life gets heavy. I value loyalty, consistency, and calm energy over chaos. No games, no flings just something honest and steady.
>Contact info
fantasiplanetsthrifty

>ASL + orientation
21 bi m Alaska USA. Ok with long distance if we could meet after 3 months or so.
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
I'm a sorta nerdy midwit without too much direction right now. About halfway through a CS degree, thinking about dropping out. I'm in a band and I play the drums. Got a job recently. I'm often struggling against myself, trying to get better.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
Video essays, mostly media analysis. I play the drums and am dipping my toes into other instruments. I like rock, emo jpop, jrock, punk, some metal, and video game music. I like fast paced action platformer and fighting games and some artsy games and rpgs too. I like anime and cartoons.
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I wanna find someone around my age who's in a similar situation to me (not succesful, but not a dissaster) and I want us to help eachother out, as friends or partners. What's most important is hope; I want someone who has that same faint light in their soul. If you have that and we get along then we can push eachother forward and realize we never needed fixing.
>Contact info
Disc: future_flea

>Interests
TV, films, music, literature, East Asian stuff, sports, current happenings
>Sexual interests
AMWF, raceplay
>Looking for
A young cool overachieving girl to consistently talk to
>Discord
pineco2759

>>34442402
Ma’am I need you to sit down for this… it’s over

>>34442402
>widow
At least share a bit of the circumstances there.

>>34442402
the unicorn you seek does not use 4chan

>>34436419
SPANISH BUMP.

>ASL
Male 29 south america

>Looking for
A girl to chat with, got some free time

>Not looking for
Men

>Tag
outer.ring.space

>>34418987
I don't really have a good understanding of the bump culture, like when I'm supposed to do it or what have you, but I've received no meaningful ads as of yet, and I'd quite frankly just appreciate a person to talk to, even if it doesn't necessarily become a romantic thing
also, if it's in bad practice to do so even despite those facts, my apologies, I'll not do it more

black male 38 usa

I used to like loli but I like women now
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship
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teleguard @ F47X9KUEN
discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

>Age/Sex/Location
35/male/St. George, Utah (primary) & Las Vegas, Nevada (secondary)

>About
-White
-/o/tist/car hoarder (3 so far)
-Stock/Crypto/Precious Metal investor
-Good with computers
-Likes vintage tech, hates most modern tech
-Not self-hating
-Pureblood/unvaxxed

>MINIMUM STANDARDS FOR PARTNER:
-19-35/BIOLOGICAL FEMALES ONLY/White and/or asian (just be pale)
-Pureblood/unvaxed
-Drawfag/artist
-Wants both parties in the relationship to be their best selves
-Has at least a cursory knowledge of internet lore and/or frequents sites like Kiwifarms
-Does NOT use social media (particularly Tiktok, Facebook, and sites like them)
-Not easily offended by things like unpopular opinions or slurs
-Goth/alt (optional), Thicc/curvy, tomboyish
-does (or would do) aerobics/80's exercise video workouts as an exercise routine

>BONUS
-Frequents /pol/
-Is in Utah/Arizona/Nevada/Southern California
-Mostly dresses in workout clothes and would shamelessly wear them on a date
-Likes messing around with AI applications
-Looking for a roommate to contribute to the rent (If we hit it off and actually get along, if you're relatively sane and not a NEET, and you're interested in relocating)

>NOT LOOKING FOR
-Guys
-Trannies/LGBT
-Dark skinned individuals <-- This cannot be stressed enough. DO NOT contact me if you are one of these.
-Leftards
-Single Moms <-- Seriously, don't contact me if you're one of these. I will not lower myself to helping you raise the offspring of your deadbeat exes.
-Anyone outside of the US <-- This one I simply cannot stress enough
-Retards who are gonna die in a few years because they took the (((vaccine))) <-- This one I simply cannot stress enough
-Ghosters or overly paranoid schizos <-- Only ONE of us should be initially suspicious of the other and I've already grabbed that position

>Discord
vactuberadio

33/M/Lithuania
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
My biggest asset is my good looks. I'm handsome and I'm somewhat in shape. Unfortunately that is the only really attractive thing about me.
I'm not a very interesting individual, I work a mid job and I have poor social skills and basically no social circle. Probably got some mental disorders going on. I'm pretty miserable, but I find that exercise works wonders when it comes to my brain chemistry and makes life bearable. Also love for my family is what keeps me going.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
Gaming, geopolitics, technology, podcasts. Although these often feel more like just a way to kill time that genuine interests. Anhedonia is pretty strong in my life.
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I'm very lonely. I would like to experience romantic love, which i never have. I had a FWB 12 years ago and a couple of short term fucks since then, but never really had a girlfriend. Making friends would be cool too.

>Contact info
discord boringape. (with a dot)

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
29 M EU. Okay with long distance within EU for a short while, or from NA if you're able to come over here real quick
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
Plain tall boyfriend material. I play vidya, keep to myself, sit inside cause i'm autistic af. yeah I like games and sitting inside and that's what a relationship would revolve around probably. + cuddling and all that stuff.
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
A long term relation. Just to settle down with wife material and be happy. Could move somewhere or you move to me. I get along best with the r9k type of people. Sad autistic loner girls preferred, that sort of stuff
>Contact info
Discord triggefinger

30F
im talkative but im also interested in hearing about you and how you live.
looking for a nice man/woman to chat or game with or whatever.
not looking for mean or rude people
>discord
yourfavorite8282

>>34418791 (OP)
>>34418791 (OP)
>ASL
28/M/US. Ok With long distance but would like to meet up eventually.

>Interests
Voice Chat, Backpacking, Asian Dramas, vidya, TTRPG, Anime, sci-fi, horror, paranormal, DIY hobbies etc. This isn't a complete list, just to give you an idea of what I like.

>Looking for
Hello everyone! I'm an anon looking to build something long term and real with someone.

>What you really like in a partner
-I value honesty above all else.
-People with similar interests and someone who loves to go on adventures.
-Someone who isn't afraid to be themselves.
-I’m looking for someone who is comfortable with voice chat and meeting up eventually.

>Not looking For
-/Pol/itics.
-Sexting
-Timewasters. People who add me, don't say anything then unadd me. People who don't put in any effort.

>Tag
Veers#5493

>ASL
30s/F/Latin America

>Looking for
Hiiii I am new here on this site and discord :) I am looking for long distance friends from anywhere in the world to just chat about ourselves with absolutely 0 filters but also without revealing our identities <3. Sometimes I feel like we wear a mask depending on who we are with so I want to try to be completely honest with someone without fear of what other people with think about me :) (I also want to practice my english lol)
So if you are interested in that hit me up!

>Not looking for
-Sexting
-ONLY sex talk, I can handle nsfw topics but dont make the entire conversation about them
-Revealing identity
-Plans to meet up

>Discord
eneedsfriendos

>>34438710
Accept my friend request.

>ASL
33/M/Asia(From the US but currently living in Asia)

>Physical description
White, 5'10, average looks, brown hair that varies between medium and long length

>Short bio about yourself - Hobbies and Interests
I've typically been a very introverted person that stays indoors almost all the time and just watches anime/plays vidya/scrolls through internet garbage. Right now, I'm just traveling around Asia spending a couple of months at a time in different countries. I haven't been able to make any real connections however, and I feel like that is the one thing left that I need to feel truly content with my life. If I meet someone on here and we click, I'd love to be able to visit you within a few months. After that we could maybe travel together. I'd love to have a travel partner for a bit before settling down somewhere probably in Southeast Asia (maybe eastern/central Europe could work too). For the right person, I'm willing to cover all of the costs, but it will take time for us to be able to build that level of trust first.

>Looking for
Autistic shut-in femcel who is willing to travel or do ldr. That's the preference at least as I deal with social anxiety and autism so someone who can relate to that would be better. If you're more of a normal girl but you can understand those things then that's ok too. Also, I'm only attracted to girls with fair skin.

>Not looking for
Trannies, fatties, darkies

>Discord
doopy22

>>34445961
that's a MAN bro use the archives

>>34446003
Holy shit you're old as fuck its over man

22M Russia
my interests are: philosophy, politics, religions, paradox games, dota 2, soundcloud rap, social engineering, psychedelics and other drugs, ai, science fiction, psychology
want to chat with females or guys my age with some shared interests
i have not so much free time so please wait
telegram @alprazolamabuze

>>34418791 (OP)
>A/S/L
21/M/Midwest

I'm ok with long-distance to start.

>About me
Exactly 6 ft tall, medium-length dirty blonde hair, blue eyes, glasses, boyish facial features, bit nerdy looking but in good shape.

Of Czech and German descent.

I'm currently in my junior year of college majoring in CS and physics. I'm interested in AI, especially reinforcement learning. Last year, I used RL to develop an AI agent that could play Rocket League at a professional level. I'm hoping to either work in AI or go to graduate school after I graduate.

I'm an introvert for the most part but I have a few friends some of whom are more extroverted.

>Hobbies and interests
I'm mainly interested in programming, math, and logic. I also enjoy reading and spend a lot of time reading about history and politics. I used to be really into PC gaming but now I only have time for the occasional big RPG. Idk if working out is a hobby, but I try to go to the gym at least 3 times a week.

>Looking for
I believe in dating with the intent to marry. In other words, I want a relationship with someone I can see myself marrying. That being said, the type of relationship I'm looking for isn't entirely conventional. I'm also looking for a relationship with a bdsm dom/sub dynamic. I think I would like an owner/pet dynamic.

My ideal partner is a clingy, submissive girl who I can protect and take care of.

I'm only interested in ethnically European women.

>Discord
t0ru11

26 / mtf / us
>looking for
someone to watch movies with, share music with, I'll play any games you're into.

Will praise me, bully me, voice call with me.

You can be controlling, use me as a verbal and physical punching bag to let off steam, or just to be abusive.

Has an interest in actually bonding with me, I'd want to learn all about you. If we click I'll be completely obsessed with you.

>not looking for
minors, fwb, coomers & racists (jokes are ok.)

Discord: wastedyear

Hi /soc/ 24 shri(M)p here. From the east coast USA. I am a somewhat frequent flyer here and have been looking for a long-term friend/stroking partner/sexpest friend for a while. Looking for really anyone man (ideally well over 4 inches) or woman (dominant plz) but definitely male leaning. My goal is definitely a friendship that extends past sexual fun, but very much takes advantage of my sexual addictions. Big goals of this friendship mainly consist of sharing porn with eachother and getting horny with one another, cocks being compared also very fun. I don't share my irls (keep it separate) but love sharing porn and even some pictures of my shrimpy!

>>Me
I have a 4 inch weener, it's pretty small and pathetic. I have an addiction to big booty girls, fat pornstar asses, and ofcourse above all else, gigantic BBCs. They are so much bigger than me it gets me so leaky and excited. I also love joi, sph, dancing girls, poledancers, non nude, hentai, sfm, 3d, and probably more. I would love a friend to take advantage of my addictions and make me horny as much as they want and cum as often as they want. Feeders appreciated, but I can also send porn, although I am not looking to solely feed. Also I love anything nerdy, video games (roguelikes + ARK) and especially Hades II as of late, computers, TV and movies would happily talk about non sexual stuff too!

>>You
Ideally a man with gigantic cock hopefully double mine. Looking for primarily people in their 30s or up, and someone with a lot of porn experience. Please be conversive and able to hold a chat, not looking for constant one word answers, or dull talks. Please reach out and share some stuff about yourself! I also am not looking to pay or be ghosted. Ideally share some interests with me, but we will probably be horny with eachother often heh. Please share your sexual lusts with me too and mold me to your personal shrimp slave:)

If this interests you please reach out!
Discord: lilbrim

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
28/M/AZ fine with long distance with preference to North America

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
Just a lonely guy with lots of ambition and a few unconventional hobbies with a mix of normal stuff. Tend to do a lot of things with my hands since a lot of my work is very heady. Pretty open minded guy. Mostly sober these days but had a past with dabbling in psychs mostly. HS dropout with a decent amount of success since. I'm pretty normal these days but I come from a tough background (ofc lol).

>What are your hobbies and interests?
Wood working, problem solving, gardening, reading, cooking, poetry, music, movies. I like to hike/bike and travel, as well trying new food and such. Some gaming but not so much these days.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
A nice girl who is similarly looking for a deeper connection. Ages 18-34 who wants to get to know and enjoy each other's company. Ideally, and I'm talking way into the future, I'd love to have children and get married one day.

>Contact info
Disc: stamm.er

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
21/M/USA (Yes I'm okay with LDR, it's mostly my only choice)

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
Firstly, I have ADHD and Autism. I am not like severely autistic but enough to be noticable (or so I'm told).
I get really fixated on specific things and if we become good enough friends I'll probably end up bugging you a lot with random stuff I like or things I think you'll like.
I tend to be oblivious or not understand things quite often.

>What are your hobbies and interests?
I very much love programming, I love making stuff on Roblox, discord and the likes it's all good stuff and it's fun, that's a hobby. I also game as a hobby, very interested in Roblox doors right now it's practically one of my hyperfixations. Mario stuff too I love Mario games! They're my favorite and I am pretty good at them, hehe. Alongside that I also like drawing stuff.. not like too much but it's something I do occasionally for fun it helps me.
DDLC, PVZ2, Zenless Zone Zero, Yume 2kki, Yume Nikki, and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
I also like anime. Stuff like Lucky Star, Azumanga Daioh, Nichijou, and Overlord.
I'm into a lot of random stuff that isn't just video games.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I'd like someone I can really talk to and really mesh with. A lot of people like to turn me away for things so I want someone who is accepting and can talk about whatever with me. I'd also like reassurance and praise for things I've done as it helps motivate me. Really not all that much.

>Contact info
Discord: nolrith

>>34448570
Only realized after I posted but I am straight

>>34418791 (OP)
>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
28 F Mena, okay with long distance.
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
4/10. KV. 5'1. Slightly overweight. BMI 26. Wants to wait till marriage, non-religious. Highly educated. Trying to get my PHD and want to get married one day.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
Into turn-based J-RPG's, BL and Tokusatsu.
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I want someone non-religious, preferably agnostic, wants to wait until marriage. I would like to migrate out of my country. I want someone patient. I am below average in looks, very insecure, so I will not send you pictures until I am certain you are interested in me. No nudes. No horny people. Looking for a potential husband.
>Contact info
yamikaratodoke

I told myself I would not make another post like this here but here I am.
>ASL
28/M/Germany
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
I guess people want to know how the other looks like? Taste varies but depending on who I asked either a 5-7 I think showing a pic in private would be the best so you can judge that for yourself. Stat wise 189cm (6'2), a bit chubby but working on it (bmi is 26), blue-grey eyes, dark blonde hair, pale, I wear glasses.
I am not the most social person and don't like talking to many people, still a khhv. Does not mean I don't like to talk to you if we should get close, quite the opposite I would like to only talk with the few people I know and should we get very close mostly with you. I simply don't like to switch people I like stability in that way.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
I like history if you are also interested in it then it would be a big plus, reading books mainly about fantasy or history, making up worlds inside my mind, gaming, going into nature and visiting museums or historical places.
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
A long term relationship that can lead into marriage, preferably someone for life who also wants the same and does not lead me on only to ghost me in the end. I don't care about your money, status or education, I will like you for other things like being nice, shared morals and hobbies and wanting a future together. Please only women from europe who are into nerdy interests I don't see how it could work otherwise with time zone and distance etc.
Don't add me if you are only out for attention, you are a serial ghoster, don't know how open communication works or don't have the time to talk regularly.
>Contact info
Ihopeyoucare@protonmail.com for email
isitinmyroom2 on discord this is just a alt will give you my regular one after we talk for a bit.

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
24/M/Asia (Okay with long distance.)

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
A skinny 5'5 chinese dude, I'm a needy person if i like you, so i don't deal well with avoidant types.

>What are your hobbies and interests?
I like the typical anime and vidya like most people on the basket weaving forum, guilty pleasures like fotm party games, roguelikes, or gachas. Into drawing as well.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
A girl that can tolerate my neediness, maybe

>Not looking for
Men, trans, avoidant-type women

>Contact
kioku0479

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed, mexicans


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread all the damn time to see if I get a genuine positive reply....which I never do or will it seems

>ASL
23/M/Aus - fine with long distance
>Tell us a bit about yourself
Wagie with a crippling addiction to monster energy. I have a fairly "it is what it is" like personality and usually just go with the flow. If it wasn't for work and having to put on a facade, I'd of snapped forever ago but somehow I'm able to come across as normal.
>Hobbies and Interests
The usual. Manga, video games, tabletop games, card games. I like going out for bushwalks and going out for long drives. Currently I'm (failing) to learn Japanese at a slow and steady pace. Im trying my best to travel more as well, next year I plan for America West coast and Japan
>Looking for
A woman who a click well with, doesnt have to share hobbies but the common interest is appreciated or at least open to try. Being fine with long distance, im open to travelling as well if we know each other for a while

>Contact
_kaiwww

>ASL
27/M/USA
>About
Graduate student in a STEM field. I enjoy spending my free time on physical training, martial arts, spiritual practices, music (I play guitar and piano), reading (materials regarding my personal interests rather than literary canon, mostly), anime, and the occasional video game. I am socially and politically traditionalist.
>Looking For
A white woman between 18 and 27 with which to pursue a long-term relationship, and eventually, marriage. I would like to lead a quiet, rural life as far outside the digital panopticon as is feasible, raising a family together as well as animals and crops—the closer to self-sufficiency, the better.
>Not Looking For
Men, ran-through women, nonwhites, LGBT individuals, severe mental illness, overly political/argumentative
>Discord
18thdivision

>ASL
19 f usa
>Looking for
lately ive been feeling like something is missing in my life & i think having someone i can truly bond with will heal my soul. my ultimate goal is to form a serious relationship. i want a lifelong partner that i can eventually meetup with irl, but i will not rush that. i will get to know you first and see where things take us. im also okay with just being friends with anyone! please dont add me just to immediately sext me, not interested in that until we’ve established that sort of relationship. being able to vc sometimes is a plus.
>Not looking for
ghosters, unironically rude people, people immediately interested in sex, doesnt contribute to conversation, consistently taking forever to respond
>Interests
singing, video games, cooking, friendship, tv shows, voice acting, reading, fashion, debating, animals
>Discord
joyfulcassie

>>34418791 (OP)
31/M/PA

I've got a bit of a provocative personality, rather vulgar but I'm looking for a woman I am compatible with, and am willing to discuss anything, I enjoy painting, writing, reading, working out, movies and games
I live in a rural area and don't enjoy city life
I'd like to find a woman who can click with my personality and spend time getting to know each other
Add me on discord dadlyfe

>ASL
23/M/US (fine with LD)
>about
White, 5'11, 175ish lbs. I can be really chatty and get carried away sometimes, though I try not to. I do my best to ask questions and not talk about myself too much
>interests
Nature photography, kayaking, collecting vidya, some old TV shows/movies, reading (trying to, at least). I don't play many contemporary games so probably no online
>looking for
Anyone 21 or over that makes an effort. I think older women to abouts 35 are nice
>discord
sand_worm
>>34451670
Thread spamming beggar

>>34451754
>abouts
Typo please I swear I'm not Indian saar

>ASL
23/m/cental p*nnsylvania; i can't handle long distances
>appearence
whitish passing hairy mischling. 5'6". overweight but losing it with dieting and gym (will admit there's been hiatus due to starting masters degree and its pretty shit).
>about me
neurotic byronic romantic. wishes he was born 10 years ago (minimum) so i wouldn't have been able to flee to vegetating in front of screens as a child (and adult), as well as live in a less miserable time where humans were more valued than they are today. as experienced as you can assume for someone posting in such a thread as this. unfortunately did bachelors in orc degree and now doing a masters in it since i couldn't get a job.
would like to meet a girl i'd be happy to die for and whose someone i could introduce to my Mom.
I'm happy to share more but wanted to keep this ad from becoming a vietnam war memorial.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
writing (i literally have 3 stories bouncing around in my head. I think about at least 1 of them everyday for what's approaching the past decade), drawing (or 2d visual art in general), history, cooking, plus usual nerd stuff (though interest for this index has (generally) decreased from jadedness with mediums).
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here
woman 18-24 seeking boyfriend-to-husband. white or white passing only please.
>Contact info
disc: @s3313_

>>34421333
32/f/fl, what kind of cute?

>ASL
21/F/Chicago - my name is saya
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
Asian, 4’11, brown eyes, long black hair. im really just a short stack fatass but i look nice i think. i am a childcare teacher
>What are your hobbies and interests?
crochet, sewing, cooking, baking, video game development, roblox, roblox, roblox, drawing, yapping
>Looking For
a hot nerdy guy thats preferably older
>Contact
Discord: sayaeatspapayas

>ASL
21/F/CHICAGOLAND
>Interests
baking, cooking, crochet, video game dev, butterfly, music
>Looking For
Very kind gent.
>Not Looking For
idiots
>Discord
sayaeatspapayas

>>34451890
>>34451909
did things not work out with fuminori

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
20M USA West Coast. LD ok

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
Ginger nerd with glasses and a beard. Math major in college. Somewhat deep voice. Right wing.

>What are your hobbies and interests?
I like board games, strategy games, math, history, old country/folk/blues/rock music, hiking, and reading.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Looking for a woman who wants to get into a romantic relationship.

>Contact info
discord expectedvalue0

>>34451890
here you are asian, in the nfsw thread you seem to be black. sounds like a catfish, one of the extra dumb ones

Welome to the non-wagie erver(im on a messed up keyboard). the non-wagie server is a server for non-wagies and any other person who is interested in the meta of ironic possting. it is ownedb y he mot iornic shitpsoer, and oldest oldfag. come join today and be a part of a server that is growing and is advertised so to get rid of the normies etc etcc fuck normies etc etc
https://discord.gg/rA9Dh9QBq2

>ASL
Yes
28/M/Brazil
Hobbies: writing, reading, listening to music, and drag queen.
Looking for: love
>Contact:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DQU2Ccbj1hQ

>ASL
41/m/Los Angeles (100% okay with long-distance)
>Tell us a bit about you
I'm a 41 year old happily taken father of 2 (soon to be 3). I work primarily from home, work on DIY projects or play video games during downtime, and am bored and after mental stimulation basically all the time (but especially during the day when I'm working). Happy to talk about basically anything, it's pretty hard to offend or bother me, though I just ignore or play off things that I don't want to engage in (for example, anything NSFW). I'm including the Anon Favorite image that I found in another thread, since I think that's a pretty good cheat sheet.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
DIY projects around the house, video games (primarily RTS or JRPGs), law, politics, history, Lego sets (primarily the giant custom MOC sets).
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Friendship and platonic chats exclusively. I don't have many boundaries and will talk ABOUT NSFW topics (for example, questions and the like) but I'm not after anything more than friendship. Not sharing pics, not sharing stories, or anything like that. I'm a grown ass man and a father.
>Contact info
Discord is LaserJesusBeard

>>34418791 (OP)
username97777
Never had a gf midwest

M mid30s Germany

Looking for a Woman or mtf to talk to.. maybe get to know each other.. i dont have any taboo topics.. you can ask or tell me anything

I work alot, I have experience in vanilla and Dom/Sub relationships.

Interests are IT, Movies, climbing and drawing.

Im not into males, ftm or woman who want me to join their onlyfans

Dc giorgio051194

>>34453704
This guy had kept his marriage a secret whilst talking to multiple female anons before.
>will talk about nsfw topics
>not sharing pics
Yeah cus you dont want to get exposed GET FUCKED lol. Im so tired of endless anons in these sfw threads cheating in their marriages

>ASL
38/M/MN - USA biological girls only
>About
5'7", 120 lbs, ginger, uncircumcised
>Looking for
the mother of my children
>discord
marms

23 / F / Orlando FL

Dating isn't very easy for me. I'm autistic and have only had one boyfriend, we dated a few months years ago. I'm not promiscuous or anything like that. Splitting up really broke my heart so I just didn't try again.

Politically grey- I don't believe in reading one item to form an exact opinion on either side. Truth lies in days of research to form an educated opinion on the topic given. I don't like having a political label applied either, it seems people form a box of beliefs around you and anything you say is challenged within that box.

Hobbies. Oil painting is lovely. I alternate between paintings almost daily. Most of my hobbies are solo like gardening, volunteering, and pottery. I volunteer at minimum twice a month.

I eat Whole Foods almost exclusively. Not a snob its more of a sensory thing and I genuinely enjoy the atmosphere.

Cleanliness is super important to me. I catalog my cleaning supplies every 3 months to ensure they don't run out. I have 23 and consistently keep 23 every 3 months. Everyone has different standards of cleanliness but mine could be considered showroom.

I haven't worked since April, and due to a literally the blessing of 4chan's chain link I won't need to work next year either. Initially I was uncomfortable with the idea of it but its starting to feel normal and natural now.

My mindset has pivoted from being independent corporate bee, to wanting to be loved and taken care of as a dutiful stay at home mother. Personally I only want two children but would be open to a third. With all this text you may have the impression I am bossy, I assure you I'm not. I'm very submissive, respectful, and adore men. Please understand that admiration and respect are earned.

I'm not sure how to describe the type of man I'm looking for because I've never actually looked.

discord made today, 4ch_grapefruit

Online and open to... let's call it possibilities.
....

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
female 18 america. i'm ok with long distances but only if our goal is to eventually meet up in real life.
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
i like playing video games and painting. i'm kinda chubby but i have a fat ass and a good face card and go to the gym consistently so i will eventually become stacy.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
like i said, video games and painting. i also grow flowers with my mom. she has a big garden full of stuff and sometimes we sell them (i live on a farm)
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
i'd like a companion in life that i can share everything with. not necessarily a best friend because i feel like that's not healthy in a romantic relationship, but i want someone who is always there for / with me and vice versa
>Contact info
add me on snapchat @sophivendrix

>>34454523
still looking for a gooner you can exploit?

I'm curious, about how many adds do the other guys in this thread get? I've had three in the past week but it was clear they didn't read my post or otherwise failed the vibe check. Several more adds if you count Cassie, kek. I'm wondering just how dismal that is or if /soc/ is generally this slow, speaking specifically of dating threads rather than friend finder ones

>ASL
18/M/Europe
>Tell us a bit about you
I have a strong appetite(even though my BMI says I am underweight for some reason ) I really like to eat stuff to be honest I can't go a day without eating some meat, dairy with that also I really wanna live in a village away from cities even though currently I am living in a capital for my first year in university ( I am studying informatics and telecommunications, so CS with some engineering). I go to the gym occasionally, I used to be a gymcel and stuff but now I have given that up after realising it was pointless and I was actually a hiki tryna avoid my real life and make myself social or something.I enjoy reading about all sciences and topics (from math, science, astrology, cosmology to physchology and history). Hmm idk what else to say ig I also play the piano and play video games, watch "niche" anime the basic stuff every larp does even though I used to be a trucel at some point.
>What are your hobbies and interests?
I already said Before my hobbies but u can Include the basic niche larp stuff like anime,music, manga ect plus some piano, studying and ig sleeping (I really like that last one)
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Idc if you are a loser, a genetically gifted specimen, an NPC or whatever I wanna talk with someone that is genuinely up for discussion for most topics, is respectful and open minded (we all know it wasn't 6) and talks regularly(doesn't ghost all the time). Idc if u have certain peculiarities or are somewhat outside the normal. Also note I am open for a gf(fed) or friends whatever idc.
>Contact
Tik tok: code_dexter
Or reply with your contact
>Notes

I am open to showing face

If u wanna DM just for fun and then block Ur absolutely free to.

>ASL
21/F/US (Okay with LDR)

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
I’m a preschool teacher (ages 3–11) and a 3rd-year computer science student working on video game development! I love philosophy, chemistry, physics, and anything creative. I crochet, sew, cosplay, play Roblox, make music, code, bake, cook, and garden. I also write and do art. I also have BPD. I like talking about random stuff especially butterflies, weird facts, and whatever comes to mind. I laugh a lot and I’m super easygoing, just please be nice :)


>What are your hobbies and interests?
All kinds of creative things. Gaming, homesteading, coding, gardening, crocheting, art, and learning new things just 4 funnies.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Honestly, just someone to talk to. I love having long, casual conversations about anything. Games, science, random ideas, whatever. I’m a sensitive person but I try to see the good in people. If you like chatting and being genuine, I’d probably enjoy talking to you and see where it goes from there!

>Contact info
imunchonpapayas

>ASL
19, Male, Argentina. Open to long distance.

>Appearance
Long dark brown hair, slightly muscular but very slim. Slightly short (170 cm).

>Interests
Music (heavy metal, all sorts of rock music, folk, classical, among others). I've also been trying out creative writing, though I'm still an absolute beginner.

>What I'm looking for
I'm open to pretty much anything, from a friend up to a long term relationship, and anything inbetween. Just be nice!

>Contact info
Telegram: Poinsettiaroses

https://discord.gg/uWE4mcpaaY

;D

>>34454523
I want you, but I also ain't reinstalling Snapchat.

>>34454621
It’s more or less a representation of dating apps
I know a girl who got like 37 adds from a post
I usually get 1 maybe 2 and 50% of the time one always blocks me after like 30 minutes of talking

>>34454523
>fat
>uses Snapchat
> “i will eventually become stacy.”
I have terrible news for you man

>>34454169
I think I know who you are. I'm sorry I'm not interested in you :( nothing personal, I'm not interested in anyone new like that. You shouldn't be so upset.

>>34454621
Haven't posted my bio in this thread but my /soc/ adds have slowed the fuck down in the last two months and still usually just trash. Doesn't help that I'm good for men to talk to so I'm only seeking women friends with the fucked gender ratio and most people here being insane.

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
29, MtF TGirl (4 years of hormones), USA

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
I like to think I pass as a girl, I’m a virgin (ya ya I know), I’ve never been in a serious relationship before, I have depression and mood swings too, I’m submissive personality-wise so if you are also submissive we won’t work! Also no ESL people

>What are your hobbies and interests?
Films, shows, Pokémon, anime, manga, all things cute, horror, nature, wine

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I prefer someone who isn’t LGBT, someone who is able to hold a conversation, someone who is witty, emotionally smart, entertaining, someone who isn’t just a basic online simp (it’s okay to be mean and to be sarcastic and objectifying), I don’t accept adds from new or alternate accounts

>Contact info (this is my ONLY account)
conconmelonx

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
29, MtF TGirl (4 years of hormones), USA

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
I like to think I pass as a girl but I go by any pronouns (I still use my birth name), I’m a virgin (ya ya I know), I’ve never been in a serious relationship before, I have depression and mood swings too, I’m submissive personality-wise so if you are also submissive we won’t work! Also no ESL people. I’m not a typical LGBT I’m pretty rational so I don’t like to associate with them

>What are your hobbies and interests?
Films, shows, Pokémon, anime, manga, all things cute, horror, nature, wine

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I prefer someone who isn’t LGBT, someone who is able to hold a conversation, someone who is witty, emotionally smart, entertaining, someone who isn’t just a basic online simp (it’s okay to be mean and to be sarcastic and objectifying), I don’t accept adds from new or alternate accounts

>Contact info (this is my ONLY account)
conconmelonx

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
21/M/USA (Yes I'm okay with LDR, it's mostly my only choice)

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
Firstly, I have ADHD and Autism. I am not like severely autistic but enough to be noticable (or so I'm told).
I am Straight.
I get really fixated on specific things and if we become close enough I'll probably end up bugging you a lot with random stuff I like or things I think you'll like.
I tend to be oblivious or not understand things quite often.

>What are your hobbies and interests?
I very much love programming, I love making stuff on Roblox, discord and the likes it's all good stuff and it's fun, that's a hobby. I also game as a hobby, very interested in Roblox doors right now it's practically one of my hyperfixations. Mario stuff too I love Mario games! They're my favorite and I am pretty good at them, hehe. Alongside that I also like drawing stuff.. not like too much but it's something I do occasionally for fun it helps me.
DDLC, PVZ2, Zenless Zone Zero, Yume 2kki, Yume Nikki, and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
I also like anime. Stuff like Lucky Star, Azumanga Daioh, Nichijou, and Overlord.
I'm into a lot of random stuff that isn't just video games.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
I'd like someone I can really talk to and really mesh with. A lot of people like to turn me away for things so I want someone who is accepting and can talk about whatever with me. I'd also like reassurance and praise for things I've done as it helps motivate me. Really not all that much.
I want to get attached and be able to talk to you lots whenever. Lots of time

>Contact info
Discord: nolrith

>serious relationship thread
>overwhelmingly men and troons
>dirty kik/ERP threads
>closer to 50/50 men and women
Lol westfalen etc

>>34458281
Most of those aren't actually women you brainlet, they're 400 lb gooners sitting on dildos and using insta pics to pretend to be some girl they know

>>34458281
>women
Sure buddy

>>34458281
>women
Sounds like someone gooned to a dude.

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
28/m/us, long distance okay
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
optimistic doomer
>What are your hobbies and interests?
I mostly stare at the wall and eat paint
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Love!
>Contact info
detriti8

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
28/m/us, long distance okay
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
optimistic doomer
>What are your hobbies and interests?
I mostly stare at the wall and eat paint
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
Love! :3
>Contact info
detriti8

Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say?
.....

>>34454621
posting as a woman, alot until someone looked up the archive. posting as a guy maybe 2-3 after the post and then nothing after a while.

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile.
.....

>>34458842
That is disconcerting.

>>34458842
>>34459342
The vast majority of 4chan traffic comes from pol. The vast majority of 4chan traffic especially on pol are Russian bots. Look at other boards. 10 years ago most boards had some traction. Nowdays you will have even b with random threads up for hours without bumps.

Hiro has every incentive to make bots look like real users too.

>>34459358
That's not why I thought it was disconcerting. Easy there, NAFOtroon

>>34458842
I personally got two cassies, two 10 minutes conversations followed by quickly being unadded, and one random add that was immediately retracted and didn't accept a request back after half a day or so
posting as a man, of course, though that's not to say I think this is exactly a rigorous scientific sample of data with many control variables

Please, make me your wife. Give me estrogen pills :3

Telegram Group:
https://t.me/edchat0

Read my work "Homo est spectaculum hominis", which is about esoteric Chan culture:
https://cadaverminimal.blogspot.com/2025/10/homo-est-spectaculum-hominis.html?m=1

See my drag pic on Instagram, follow me if you like:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DQU2Ccbj1hQ/

Official contact:
Discord: theosophytheophidian
Telegram: theosophytheophidian
Instagram: lunemcordis
Teleguard: P47HEXCLB

>ASL
31/M/Arkansas, open to long distance as long as you are in the US

>Tell us a bit about you
I'm 6'4", in shape and smell good. I have a proclivity for nerdy interests and lifting weights. I work from home often, so I can chat pretty regularly throughout the day.

>What are your hobbies and interests?
PC gaming and lifting weights for the most part, but I do enjoy urbex and checking out local concerts/festivals from time to time. Lately I've participated in a lot of random shit like camping, hiking, kayaking, etc. due to a plethora of friends that are into these things. When I get in the mood I'll cook some new dishes I saw online. I'm debating on trying to learn a DAW.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
A woman that's into the gym and nerdy shit, too. I like to chat daily, so hopefully you do as well. Someone that likes to alternate between date nights and staying in.

>Contact info
discord: blightmage_79092

>ASL
24 Male USA
>About
i want a girlfriend.
i LOVE quiet nights, DEEP conversations, and people who don’t pretend.i’m not wanting attention, just want something that actually means something.
>Looking for
A girlfriend. One who LOVES ME for me, and also is willing to relocate. Loyal and affectionate. being clingy is a plus too,
>Not looking for
men, boring ppl, ghosters
>interests
reading, gaming, music, drawing/painting.
the sorts of games im into is pretty large, but im down to play anything.
i like people who are passionate about what they do, whatever it is. no matter how boring you might think it is. passion is quite attractive, be as autistic as you want with me.
>Contact
mildcope

>ASL
24/M/UT, fine with anywhere as long as we plan to eventually meet

>Tell us a bit about you
I'm a tall white guy who resembles an ogre or classical bridge troll. I work long night shifts for weeks on end at my job and am looking for company and ideally someone to look forwards to when I finish working.

>What are your hobbies and interests?
I am interested in and know a lot about geology, I love to collect fossils and other interesting rocks. I like history, tabletop gaming, fishing, camping, traveling, and generally exploring random places among other things.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
looking 4 gf (who will go on road trips and look for fossils with me)

>Contact info
discord: stapledon

Just took a shit bros. Down from 198.8 to 196.2 lbs. Weight loss. Also bump.

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>ASL
27/M/USA
>About
Graduate student in a STEM field. I enjoy spending my free time on physical training, martial arts, spiritual practices, music (I play guitar and piano), reading (materials regarding my personal interests rather than literary canon, mostly), anime, and the occasional video game. I am socially and politically traditionalist.
>Looking For
A white woman between 18 and 27 with which to pursue a long-term relationship, and eventually, marriage. I would like to lead a quiet, rural life as far outside the digital panopticon as is feasible, raising a family together as well as animals and crops—the closer to self-sufficiency, the better.
>Not Looking For
Men, ran-through women, nonwhites, LGBT individuals, severe mental illness, overly political/argumentative.
>Discord
18thdivision

34/m/Canada

Just some old loser who never got off 4chan

I'd like a virgin cutie (female) to make my life better and obsess over me. (I know the likelihood is near 0)

wild_thing

>ASL
19/F/USA

>Looking for
lately ive been feeling like something is missing in my life & i think having someone i can truly bond with will heal my soul. my ultimate goal is to form a serious relationship. i want a lifelong partner (aka a husband) that i can eventually meetup with irl, but i will not rush that. i will get to know you first and see where things take us. im also okay with just being friends with anyone! please dont add me just to immediately sext me, not interested in that until we’ve established that sort of relationship. being able to vc sometimes is a plus.

>Not looking for
ghosters, unironically rude people, people immediately interested in sex, doesnt contribute to conversation, consistently taking forever to respond

>Interests
singing, video games, cooking, friendship, tv shows, voice acting, fashion, animals, just started getting into puzzles and i love it

>Discord
joyfulcassie

>>34467702
Avoid like the plague

>>34457454
Tag doesn't work anon

>>34454306
sent a FR on discord

>>34418791 (OP)
>ASL
19/M/Brazil
Long-distance OK, also I identify as non-binary and have already come out.
>About me
185cm tall, 80kg, baby face, mixed race, agnostic, monogamous, left-leaning centrist, want marriage but not children, shut-in, seeking employment, has HPD, otaku, lover of obscure media of all kinds, lover of witches (not wicca).
>Hobbies/interests
Drawing, anime, music, theater, singing, gaming, writing, collecting, cosplay, cardio, taking walks.
>Looking for
bio-fem, 18 to 25 years old, doesn't smoke nor drink, BMI below 24, doesn't have piercings or tattoos, who is an otaku or open to weeb media and wants to experience them together (vc without voice most of the time). Stoic but not cold personality preferred.
>Discord
dormynightmare
(please do not add if you're "just bored")

Anyone else literally never gotten an add from one of these "true dating" "ideal gf/bf" threads btw?

21m uk
im a massive introvert, i go gym, martial arts and just hangout. i wanna get out more though
id like to meet someone fairly social, a sun to my moon type thing, maybe someone that goes gym too
pls add me!
my discord is brandonn28888

›ASL
27 M USA (LDR is cool, but the timezones need to be some what close)
›About Me
Hair dresser by day, writer by night. I like to read books and Manga and I still go to the theater to watch movies.
›Looking for
I'm looking for an emotinal relationship. I'm attracted to people with femme energy and feme qualities. I'm also open to sharing my feels with fellow sad boys. Just want some companionship, not really looking for something sexual, I've had enough of that.
›contact
discord: sofiacaps

>ASL
25 M LONDON / NEET

>BIO
6'0 traumatized mildly depressed Autist. For the most part I have overcome my condition largely through discipline and largely because I worked high paced customer service jobs which helped me improve my social skills. A decade ago I was a troubled narcissistic drastically undersocialized child due to neglect and complete lack of guidance from my textbook narcissist now deceased mother who beat me when I was an infant. In the past I had the intendency to self-sabotage often by needlessly overcomplicating my life so now I try to keep a humble lifestyle to keep my peace. As of now I strive to be rational and humble as a form of behavioral therapy. In my free time I listen to music, scroll TikTok, watch movies/TV. I am starting to work out too. In the coming months I will try to land work again but as of now I just want to relax.

>Looking for / interests
A friend to watch a movie with over voice chat. I like Sci-Fi, Pixar, action, comedy pretty much in that order. I'm also interested in dating but I am content with just making friends. I like electronic, ambient and hard rock music. (Crush 40, Narvent, The Midnight, Pensacola Mist, .diedlonely etc). From experience I've learned that its best not to force things. As we talk we'll get to know each other.

>Not looking for
Being a man with mental inflictions I don't mind speaking to people who are like me as long as you are damaged and not broken. As long as you are not a fuck up. Basically no sexual deviants or people who harm themselves. I am starting to make progress in putting the broken pieces of my psyche back together and the last thing I'm looking for is bad influences.

I'm looking for people more or less my age so definitely not younger than 20.

Telegram: htn_2000
Discord: htn.2000

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>ASL
23 M Scotland
>About you
5'10 Fairly handsome, lean. Neet who spends his time drawing comics all day.
>Looking for
Hopefully a longterm relationship, will try my best.
>Not looking for
Men
>Contact
Jagan_2002

>ASL
MALE/30/Central EU Timezone
>About
I like anime, games, films, books, and just learning stuff in general. I can read Japanese relatively well, and I want to learn more languages. I'm bad at video games, so I usually just play visual novels. I like animals, I wanted to be a biologist as a kid. My dream is to be able to freely travel all around the world, but I'm a poorfag. I'm not particularly good at making friends, but I'm trying.
>Looking for
Mainly a Discord girlfriend of some sort, but in a platonic sense. I will not ask for pictures or voice chat, and I will not refer to anything sexual. I want to talk about anime, watch old films, read some obscure manga or books together, talk about old internet, things like that. Basically, I'm looking for someone I have shared interests with and we can talk about our hobbies and daily lives.
>Not looking for
I usually do multiple things at once, so I prefer slower conversations with longer messages. It's okay if you only message me once or twice a day as long as it's not just a few words. I also don't double post, so if you don't respond, don't expect me to reach out again. I'm not interested in politics and arguments.
>Contact
minamittai

>>34467742
Scammer/e-begger.

Sweet words might just earn you my attention.
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>ASL
27/M/ westEU
>about you
175cm, long hair, slightly buff (for now), white, hazel eyes, shy, easily embarrassed
>looking for
someone who i can love and loves me back... preferably for long-term/forever sharing atleast some hobbies like gaming or anime would be cool but im ofc open to more options, your physique won't be a deal breaker (within reasonable limits), but i expect you're willing to work on it if it affects you negatively (long distance is ok)
>not looking for
anyone under 20, sorry but im not ready to deal with someone that lacks that much experience in a serious relationship + people would look at me weird
>contact
discord and tg: ObnoxiousAccident

>>34458699
i was gonna add u, but ur tag doesnt work 3:

>>34478517
if on discord try without caps

Join [Rx] 2 be saved
ADHD Trap
Femcels, incels, people that fuck, whores
LGBT friendly
Stacked nsfw forums +
flash channel (post tits for official role :3)
Community focused on freedom of speech. For the rejected, lost and degenerate
Join and ill love you 4 ever <3 xoxo
-Oxy
https://discord.gg/jEsG27ghyQ

Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight?
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>>34478517
sorry add detriti2
:3

>>34478517
sorry add detriti2
<33

>>34478517
sorry add detriti2

>>34454687
>imunchonpapayas
didnt work

>>34478517
sorry add detriti2
:3

You will never find a partner online, especially 4chan of all places.
90% of all e-relationships from 4chin die out within the first three months.
Stop making this faggot threads, youre all garbage and none of the men deserve someone to care or love them.

18f from the Netherlands, bored ASF so old be cool thx, ask me anything! Want friends!


My Kik: esmeegaatmee

20F, from Singapore. Somewhat lonely and depressed and would love to chat with someone, maybe be friends if we're both comfortable with each other.

>Into kpop, anime(a lot), genshin etc etc.

>I'd love to call or exchange pics if I liked chatting.

(First time posting here, sorry about any mistakes)

Telegram: @lisalovelatte

>asl
18 female
> interests/hobbies
i like anime, visual novels, reading, drawing, vidya, rpgmakers, idols, gacha games, lolis, anything otaku
>looking for
friends/mayb (older) boyfriend.. if we share the same interests id like to get to know u and maybe more ^-^
>not looking for
normies larps
>contact
add me on snapchat @ sofiquenra

>ASL
27/M/England

>About you
5'8, skinny, somewhat handsome i think, thick black hair, stubble/slight facial hair usually, brown eyes, mediterranean looking with pale skin. i'm usually quite a direct person, i'm very opinionated and i can be a know it all but i really enjoy people who can challenge that and show me a different perspective on things. i have a pretty dry sense of humour and i like making people laugh

>interests
Film/TV, cooking, music, eating out, just picked up reading again, video games (pc), football, gym, military history, travelling, psychedelics (Weed and some other drugs on a rare occasion too)

>looking for
A woman in England, ideally around my age to have fun with and to do things with. Maybe a relationship but i dont want to rush in to anything. i dont really have a type apart from that we share similar interests and have good chemistry. just please be healthy and mostly emotionally stable

>not looking for
Overly negative people, untreated mental health issues, teenagers, anyone who is not a biological woman, zionists or anyone very religious

>contact
discord boatsandboats

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).
35 m wa, I am okay with long distance
>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
I am a socially awkward ginger weeb who is nice. I moved away from my family and live alone. I have a good job that pays well. Idk what else to put here...
>What are your hobbies and interests?
I am into anime, video games, cooking, card games, and computers
>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.
a real relationship with a girl, someone to yap to about my interests, someone to do stuff with like go to anime conventions and travel together
>Contact info
discord: olivefrog

Like what you see? Don't be shy-let me know.
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>ASL
30/M/Canada

>Long Distance
Distance is only an obstacle for the impatient

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.
I'm exploring a career transition after 12 years in a single industry following a fairly serious workplace injury- and so too exploring who and why I am. Rebirth, reconstruction, redemption and deliverance are near and dear topics to my heart. I am confident in and committed to sobriety and love speaking with people who have had journeys that rhyme.

>Hobbies and Interests
I've always liked writing poetry and I love alliteration gags; Hopkins, Blake, Byron and Kipling have been and remain almost heroic figures to me. I like to think I am a romanticist in its simplest sense, the beauty of each thing as it is and the endless search for the sublime inhabit me like ghosts. I like cribbage and crokinole, smoking cigarettes and birds. I created my own alphabet years ago and do like to play with it here and there. I love cooking and have a solid ~5-8 recipes I feel no shame in serving. I love word games and chatting until everyone is up too late.

>Looking for
Any sort of genuine connection, intentions romantic or platonic are welcome. Just a little bit of meaning to get us through the winter and beyond- in person or at a distance.

>Not looking for
Dick pics, loud and aggressive persons, vexations to the soul.

>Discord:
threeb3ard

>>34483081
>mediterranean looking
lmao
saar do not redeem the sicily bloddy benchod

>>34436419

NEET BUMP FOR EXCLUSIVE CONCUBINE SUGAR WHITE AUTISTIC HAG.

HAVE BIG BOOBIES.

>ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).

21/M/USA (Yes I'm okay with LDR, it's mostly my only choice)

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.

Firstly, I have ADHD and Autism. I am not like severely autistic but enough to be noticable (or so I'm told).

I am Straight.

I get really fixated on specific things and if we become close enough I'll probably end up bugging you a lot with random stuff I like or things I think you'll like.

I tend to be oblivious or not understand things quite often.

>What are your hobbies and interests?

I very much love programming, I love making stuff on Roblox, discord and the likes it's all good stuff and it's fun, that's a hobby. I also game as a hobby, very interested in Roblox doors right now it's practically one of my hyperfixations. Mario stuff too I love Mario games! They're my favorite and I am pretty good at them, hehe.

Alongside that I also like drawing stuff.. not like too much but it's something I do occasionally for fun it helps me.

DDLC, PVZ2, Zenless Zone Zero, Yume 2kki, Yume Nikki, and Mario

Kart 8 Deluxe

I also like anime. Stuff like Lucky Star, Azumanga Daioh, Nichijou, and Overlord.

I'm into a lot of random stuff that isn't just video games.

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.

I'd like someone I can really talk to and really mesh with. A lot of people like to turn me away for things so I want someone who is accepting and can talk about whatever with me. I'd also like reassurance and praise for things I've done as it helps motivate me.

Really not all that much.

I want to get attached and be able to talk to you lots whenever. Lots of time

>Contact info

Discord: nolrith

Feeling a bit bored today... anyone wanna brighten my day?
.

>>34484286
>sicily

i'm not a pasta lizard u freak

>>34486002
dont worry saar thats not what i was implying

ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distances).

27/M/US

>Tell us a bit about you- anything can go here.

Easygoing, fuck around a lot, in the military (getting out soon)

>What are your hobbies and interests?

Mil, gaming, finance, real estate, science

>Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of meeting someone here.

Preferably someone genuine. no fake trash pls

>Contact info

discord: shaulis

19/M/EU
If you're physically disabled or deemed unattractive add me
Straight
Looking for friends, mostly - a girlfriend would be good.
discord: sakisakafuminori

>>34487510
forgot the picrel

that image is my dog leaping to try to catch a bee
please dont add without reading the whole post, even though its absurdly long
>ASL
19/M/EST
>about
i really dont know what to say about myself personality-wise. i talk more than anybody else when im with people i like, and dont care to talk much at all otherwise. some people think im autistic but i really have no idea.
ive never had a gf, i can tell you about why if you're curious
im 5'7, white, have long light brown hair, dark brown eyes, and apparently a decent build
cooking is my only actual hobby that i can do often, but i also like fishing during the right times of year, and driving, but i dont do that alot without a reason because gas is too expensive(i would drive all day if gas was free).
>looking for
a white christian girl around my age that wants to get married and have kids.
i wanna know everything about you and have you know the same about me, and spend as much time together with you as we can
hopefully you live around the northeast, or atleast near the east coast(of america). it'd be aside from that, i'm fine with whatever type of person you are, except for what i have in the not looking for section
also, i usually get along alot better with social outcast types(i am kinda one, but mostly by choice), so we might not get along well if you aren't like that
i dont think i have any very weird tastes, but im fine with any you might have as long as its not anything like cucking or very vile
>not looking for
not white
not christian
seriously mentally ill. it's ok if you have a history with mental issues or something, but if you are bpd or schizophrenic or anything like that, then thats probably too much for me. sorry
not a virgin
fat( i dont care too much what you look like, but being fat is a limit for me)
troon
also, men ofc
>contact
sanctrm5 on discord

https://discord.gg/uWE4mcpaaY

<33

>ASL
27/M/midwest USA. Temporary LD is fine, but I'll want to meet up if we hit it off and work towards closing the distance.
>About me
White, dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. 5'10 and athletic. Full time engineer. Pretty laid back and level-headed. Love to banter.
>Hobbies
Cars are my main hobby whether it's building, driving, or racing. I follow most american sports, primarily college and pro football. I also like to read, lift, and stay in the loop for anime and vidya. I like a few different genres of music, including rap, jungle, and metal.
>Looking for
Woman 21+ (older than me is cool), who's put together and takes care of herself. Similar interests would be nice but not a requirement as long as we can share them with each other. I want us to have the ability to grow together and push each other to be better.
>Not looking for
Mental illness, religion, or politics, and I do not want kids. Not interested in online-only.
>Contact
vsxx99 on discord

26 M PA near Philly
>long distance
No. Within 2 hours drive pls
>interests
Art, history, culture, literature, outdoors, travel, cinema, learning new things, nerd shit.
>looking for
Girls to hang out and go on dates with, or something. Maybe a gf.
>not looking
Too young or old
Fake bitches
>Disc:
belovedzenith