>Lap:
#7937

>Countdown to Saar GP:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>149091261

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
210 (209 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
239 (236 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 186 (+25)
NOR: 176 (+18)
VER: 137 (+1)
RUS: 111 (+12)
LEC: 94 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 362 (+43)
Ferrari: 165 (+23)
Mercedes: 159 (+12)
Red Bull RBPT: 144 (+1)
Williams Mercedes: 54 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 592.10 (+49.18)
HAM: 571.75 (+71.48)
NOR: 517.98 (+53.11)

>News:
No one cares about F1 because better race (WEC) is live this week and we already know McLaren will win again

edd

>>149114630 (OP)
The Jamacian was baking, why did you take that away from him? Are you racist?

*daps*

>>149114730
jamaica mon is comic relief not a serious /f1/ pooster

>>149114630 (OP)
Show your true power!

le mans week niggas and ferrari making it 3 outta 3

Max KWABStrappen is not feeling so well.

>>149115353
didnt they get your phone befone putting in the van, jorge?

>>149114689
In my bed

>>149115409
FOR FUCK SAKES I AM NOT ILLEGAL

>>149115528
oye hermano, the jig is up. we go back now. todo bien.

>>149114739
N

Ñ

>canada next

why did he kill /f1/? what did we ever do to him?

>>149115584
>>149115596
WHY CANT THE FUCKING MEXICAN SHOW UP WHEN A CANADIAN AND AMERICAN MAKE THEIR POSTS IN ORDER?! GOD DAMN!

>>149115584
>>149115596
>>149115747
CUF :DD

>>149115806
Ah that makes sense. The Mexican got CUFfed by ICE and was deported back to Mexico. Godspeed Mexibro

next 4chins april fools is just deporting yanks randomly to their own board like with the day of rake

next 4chud aperil fools prank is range banning the yuros but most specifically the finns

4chins wont make it to next april fools

>>149115918
forgot your mexican flag and burning waymo

>>149115933
just a #prank

/f1/ lived long enough to see /fe/, but will they live to see /fav/ (formula autonomous vehicle)?

>>149115957
based casual hijinks
imagine running there with some random ass flag screaming for free latvia and getting pelted with riot shots. later having some beers and laughing it out.

>>149116010
Went to film the WeWuz riots of 2020 and there was some interesting stuff. These guys in masks cleared out an area of the street, filmed themselves throwing a molotov on pavement, put it out with a fire extinguisher, and then walked away. Without making eye contact or responding to anyone. It all felt like a big theater troupe performance.

>>149116045
i thought it's well known secret that yankland is just big hollywood performance

>>149116045
I know this is probably odd for me to ask this considering I am an American but not a Cali resident but why the fuck can’t LA go one single day without a riot?

>>149116077
>why the fuck can’t LA go one single day without a riot?
Because its a 3rd world shithole because its full of people from 3rd world shitholes.

Gimi

>>149116077
California is the only place in the country where you have nice weather 24/7/365, you can't riot in a hurricane or snowstorm.
I also have a theory that the more time you spend in traffic the more prone to rioting you are.

>>149116045
No surprise there desu, all anglo politics seems fake.

>>149115747
sloppa

POOO-TEIN

>>149116357
rude
more like valtteri rude-ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRpiBpDy7MQ

>>149115747
Looks tasty

>FPusi weekend

>>149116524
good morning. i hate women

>>149116156
>I also have a theory that the more time you spend in traffic the more prone to rioting you are.
As someone who travels one of the busiest interchanges of the country daily I think this is a sound hypothesis.

Eddie :)

>>149116596
EDDIEEE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0RWRWpPkSw

>>149116639
based /f/ poster

Reminder

>>149116661
rip to a real one
https://dagobah.net/flash/fk1.swf

How hard is it for you retards to stay on topic jesus christ...

>>149116706
lmao how did the k get there
https://dagobah.net/flash/f1.swf

>>149116668
Racing is for everyone (born into wealth)

>>149116668
i hate gays so much it's unreal

>>149116668

>>149116596
why do they look Portuguese?

>>149116800
they look offbrand greek you freak

>he doesn't know slave history
ngmi in having a white son

>>149116801
same thing the moors got to portugal just like they did greece

>>149116801
no they don't
they look like my vaguely Italian side of the family.
nuke Australia.

>>149116813
same thing as portugal and greece the moors got to italy as well

Mes gars! Bonjour! Ayez le programme du jour, s'il vous plaît
>Programme
09:00:00 - 09:30:00 PORSCHE SPRINT CHALLENGE - ESSAIS LIBRES 1
10:00:00 - 10:45:00 FORD MUSTANG CHALLENGE- ESSAIS LIBRES 1
11:15:00 - 12:15:00 ROAD TO LE MANS - ESSAIS LIBRES 1
12:45:00 - 13:15:00 PORSCHE SPRINT CHALLENGE - ESSAIS LIBRES 2
14:00:00 - 17:00:00 24 Heures du Mans - Essais Libres 1
17:30:00 - 18:15:00 FORD MUSTANG CHALLENGE - ESSAIS LIBRES 2
18:45:00 - 19:15:00 24 HEURES DU MANS - QUALIFICATON A L’HYPERPOLE - LMP2 & LMGT3
19:30:00 - 20:00:00 24 HEURES DU MANS - QUALIFICATION A L’HYPERPOLE - HYPERCARS
20:30:00 - 21:30:00 ROAD TO LE MANS - ESSAIS LIBRES 2
22:00:00 - 00:00:00 24 Heures du Mans - Essais libres 2

>ynr colapiss

>The RELENTLESS Quest To Invent The Future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpT0sJL_BTw

>>149116850
>Niggers nigging it up and down the city
Unironically blak pipo are getting replaced by mesicans and azns

>>149116868
>pas de F1
pourquois?

morning lads

>>149116868
J’ai hâte de voir quelque jour Porche en F1

D’ailleurs, désormais /f1/ c’est un fil tout à fait francophone

>>149116913
>no. of mutts nearly doubling
holy grim

Why does f1 hate germany? No race in germany in 2026 is crazy

>>149116045
and they say they are
>the good guys
>>149116913
maybe, but they set the ground for criminal behavior
at the end of the day, it is not about race, almost all LA people are human trash (almost, because Jay Leno is in LA, but he is not that bad)

>>149116950
bonjour godverdomme
>>149117007
germany hates itself

>>149117007
Modern F1 hates danger and exitement.

>>149116950
can't wait to put a beer glass through your throat you fucking dickhead fuckwit cunt

>>149117007
nobody who owns a track in Germany wants to pay the fee, it's as simple as that
before there were races in Netherlands and Austria the decline in interest in Germany didn't matter as much because everyone would go to Hockenheim but since then it's very unlikely there will be another race

consider Redbull ring the german GP
just like Spa is French GP

>>149117086
What? No love for Hungary?

>>149117100
binnish grand prix

>>149117104
>me when i get 3 mushrooms

>>149117086
i am more likely to believe in chinese circuit in china to be rebranded as "german gp"

>>149117113
does it make your bing bing wahoo?

>>149117113
i'll show you what happens after 3 mushrooms mate

>>149117165
Which drivers do have hairy butt?

>warned for off topic posting
clean it up jannie

sometimes i think they preventing lewis from winning abu dhabi '21 just so he wouldn't beat michael's championship record of 7 wins

>>149117290
Who are <they>?

>Racing Bulls CEO Peter Bayer has quipped that he will "handcuff" Isack Hadjar to stop Red Bull signing him
kek

https://www.planetf1.com/news/yuki-tsunoda-red-bull-replacement-isack-hadjar

>>149117297
Mercedes

gimi

>>149117297
certain people within the FIA who aren't going to reveal themselves or it might have just been masi himself

https://youtu.be/pa2j0Bh83ms

>>149117316
gimi got gaped

>>149117300
Definitely 'sister teams'. No team has more power over the other. They are both equal

>that half hour of the day when the Swiss poster has to get his shit in

I had a very profound question in my dream: how many Leclerc fans, in percents, want to have sex with him?

>>149117380
100%

>>149117300
>Racist Bulls CEO Peter Bayer killed after fall from Red Bull Energy Station, no suspects, witnesses sought by police
>Racist Bulls Press Release: Isack Hadjar to join to Red Bull Racing with immediate effect

>>149117380
I wouldn't be against a threesome as long as our dicks don’t touch

>>149117401
There is a high possibility that he is cageanon, so he would likely accept a threesome with you and Chuck, but not touching would be more difficult part

>>149117441
I should’ve clarified that I meant a m-f-m threesome

do you think schumi faked his injury so he could lock himself up in his swiss mansion and goon to scat for 12 years?

red cars win in canada check these digits

>>149117499
No, the injury was a cover up for the brain damage he got after gooning too close to the sun.

>>149117375

>>149117498
too late

>>149117522
Mon dieu…

>>149117517
so do you think he is no longer able to have his scat gooning sessions? or maybe corinna keeps an extensive playlist of high quality scat porn playing on shuffle in his bedroom even if he's a vegetable?

>>149114382
>Why don’t ((((they)))) want us to be cured of such a disease bros
It's a feature, not a bug

>>149117563
She is performing scat on him

>>149117513
checked
(for another P13 finish)

truely dead "sport"

Two sleeping tablets, and some magnesium knocked me out completely.

I slept for 10 hours straight lol.

>moving into new place this weekend
>will have to miss F1, Indy and Lemons because internet won't be ready on time
Races for this personal blog?

>>149117891
I will record it for you, don't you worry <3

>>149117891
A new house? Well look at Mr money bags here.

>>149117891
>Not setting up everything before moving in

>>149117891
just watch it all on your phone's cellular data?

>>149117891
>moving haus on big vroomy weekend
you're a bit of a silly billy mate

>>149117927
where u at you pom, you in radelaide?

>>149117886
>slept
"""""slept"""""

sleepedesth

>>149117936
you wanna go cunt colonnades right now

>>149117897
Thanks sweetheart, I'll hold you to that.

>>149117903
>>149117927
The whole thing ended up happening quicker than I thought and I want to move before people start taking holidays.

>>149118084
You're the Kankeranon that wanted to move his family away from the stabbists right?

>>149117891
don't worry
everything worth watching in motorsport has already happened

>>149118151
No, I'm this >>149116583 anon who is moving closer to his job so I won't have to start rioting soon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAHAAHAAA

Reminder that Max Verstappen has twice as more cultural impact than Lewis Hamilton despite having a shorter career and less years of dominance.
I know my GOAT.

>twice as more

>>149118301
>br*tish media

This thread has lost the plot.
I'm waiting for the next one.

the baseddditors are once again saying that the V10 era is overrated and that the racing was actually shit compared to today
our response?

>>149118527
I personally am a bigger fan of V8

>>149118527
>V10 with the best sound and some decent overtakes that were earned
>vacuum cleaners with DRS trains

For me, its V12.

>>149118492
next one will be even worse

>>149118606
they say that most races were won by pitstop strategy instead of overtakes on-track and that's why the racing was bad

are the pitstops in the room with us right now

>BWEEEEEEEEEEEEH MUH V10S BWEEEEEEEH I HATE F1 BWEEEEEEEEEH
bitch move on already

Penelope Kvyat is a fine woman

>>149118739
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/1l6fjo2/f1_in_the_2000s_was_unhinged_and_amazing/

>>149118527
globohomos love V10s now, quit making shit up bro

>posting reddit
whats wrong with aussies?

>>149118762

Death to America
Death to Liberty Media
Death to FOM
Death to dunecoon GPs
Death to China
Death to Russia
Return to Eurooppa
Return to civilization
Return to motorsport

>>149118776
quit acting like 4chan and reddit users aren't the same people

>>149118799
>Return to Eurooppa
Did you mean Europapa?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT2wY0DjYGo

>F1 has decided against a F175 style season launch in 2026
AMX bros we can't stop humiliating FIA and F1

>>149118527
I think it is exaggerated how bad f1 is nowadays, it was not that much better in the 2000s in terms of pure racing. What is missing is attitude. Engines howling like jet fighters, cars sliding around at the edge of control, everyone screaming over shitty radios for the drivers to go even faster. Modern f1 just feels so sterile by comparison. That's why people love amx, because he isn't squeaky clean inoffensive like the rest of the sport.

>>149118892
based
everyone involved in that debacle should resign in disgrace

>>149118892
>>149118922
I wasn't paying attention, how bad was it?

>>149118900
Tech wise, we're in this weird spot where the cars are more advanced than those of the past, but they don't feel like it.

>>149118955
it was standard awards shoe type cringe

Reminder that this is a /Hattie/ general. You may not post any Piastri sister that is not Hattie. Thank you.

>>149118344
Incorrect, name even one piece of cultural impact Lewis Hamilton has had. All Lewis Hamilton Moments are actually Toto Wolf, Bono or Boninio moments in disguise.

>>149118955
>but they don't feel like it.
what makes you say that

>>149118955
>but they don't feel like it.
Not having functional wet tyres doesn't help

>>149119144
You don't need functional wet tyres when every times it rains you cancel the race but still get paid

>is the car ok
almost took out a mclaren (united autosports) as well

NYCKERS!

>>149118955
it was 50% boring stuff, 50% cringe
also they didn't even present the actual cars, only the livery

>>149111926
>2511x5174
Why have people started making images so pointlessly huge?

>>149115528
Are (you) that captura de pantallas nigga?

>>149117271
Jannies have been working overtime lately, but I notice they never touch the Brit spamming webms of those ugly chicks with the giant eyebrows.

Curious.

>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
death to m*rcedes as always

>>149119747
Cool it down with your antisemitism

there's over 2k people watching the valkyrie hypercar free practice onboard at the moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpxO0HlYCDA

>>149119142
it's because they are so massive and heavy. the cars are planted all the time.

squiggly_V8/V10_F1_cars_in_Monaco.webm

>>149120066
also, that horrible annoying background noise that they claim is the engine noise nowadays.

death to r*d b*ll as always

I will miss Rad Bill

>>149120088
what the FUCK did Rod Bell ever do to you
??????

>>149120088
Rid Ball will never recover from this.

>tune into wec
>casters shitting on f1
jej

For the love of GOD the next post better be Canadian.

Fuck Canadians.
Day of the rake can't come soon enough

>>149120088
Fuck you faggot, this is a certified Ryd Boll supporting thread.

God fucking damn it.

>>149120227
>Fuck Canadians
I'm trying!

I’m just have to accept the fact that CUMposting is dead because North Americans suck at cooperation.

>>149120283
Why do you like cum so much?

>>149120300
It’s just funny.

>>149120283
Leave coomposting to me.

>>149120283
>>149120300
>>149120322
>>149120323

UUUU :DDD

cummies in alba larsen's race suit, boots, gloves and balaclava

nige come pick me up I'm scared

>>149120126
Redbull = RP 25000
Local Energy Drink = RP 6000
A fucking Kratingdeaeng = RP 8000

Death to Deadbull

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!

>>149120480
Drugobros...

>>149120480
drugobitchbros...

>>149120480
jewsisters...
we are back...

>>149120480
>I was always going to fight hard to be ready
nigga your hand hurt, is not doing anything and hiring a hooker to jerk you off that much of an accomplishment?

>>149120480
he's ready to create more content for RPM

>>149120338
J :D

>>149120480
I can't wait for him to fucking KWAB it straight into the wall.

>>149120480
is george as whatever of the gdpa and in the name of safety first going to protest against this or is he, like two years ago, not going to care
there's no way he's healed well enough

Edie PS3

>>149120480
another humilation ritual for drugovich

>>149120480
StrollCHADS
We WON, as ALWAYS

>>149120590
Seeing as AM could be George's new home in the near future, I doubt he'd do anything to jeopardize that relationship

>>149120480
Neanderjew will never let go of the grid

Italian rally driver Matteo Doretto died durinf Polish Rally practice

ah shit I missed canada gp quali

>>149120480
>yfw you lived long enough to see Aston Martin dab on Red Bull

>>149121429
Why?

>>149116668
Saudi Arabia GP when?

>>149121429
dayum

>>149121429
F

>>149121429
Aren't monocoques built in a way that they can survive every possible impact?

Can you suffer in F1?

>>149121567
Does that look like a monocoque?
Didn't even have a halo

>>149121642
I mean the cage they have.

>>149121649
Clearly not

>>149121567
If I recall correctly most racing cars (including F1) aren't even tested for side impact
That's why everyone is afraid of being T boned

>>149121649
Roll cages are for rolling/flipping and car stiffness.
Rolling into a tree at speed (like it looks what has happened here) is not something they are supposed to deal with.
That's kinda hard to deal with because trees hate cars

>>149121429
that'll do that, yeah

>>149121429
DORETTO!

>>149120480
lets fucking gooooooo

>>149121429
seeing the state of the car, i guess at least he didn't suffer
RIP

Pictures of Russell bullying Musthapppen

>>149121429
RIP to a real one. Rally is the actual pinnacle of motorsports

>>149121952

>NARB come sit to me I saved you a chair
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV-vPIKsDfE

>come sit to me

>>149122015
Brutal mogging

>>149122049

Lando Cuckittini

>Ruins his hands so bad he needs surgery
>Rush him back into the car
>Hands still fucked
>Need surgery again
>Rush him back into the car

Lance got grounded for throwing a temper tantrum in the garage.

>>149122253
just watch him do quali and then DNS that shiiiiieeeeet, again

>>149121429
Halo would have saved him

jimmy

>>149122253
He had one of his best races with broken hands
So this week he will end up on the podium

Torger is a masculine name of Old Norse origin, meaning "Thor's spear"

>>149122455
Thor isn't really known for using a spear

>>149122455
>>149122541
Thor's cock

>>149122455
so toto is part gypsy right

>>149122622
Yes from his father

what's his fucking problem?

>>149122749
He just needs more time

>>149122749
his wrist apparently

>>149122749
You wouldn't like him when he's angry

>>149120480
Valebros... not like this...

>>149122825
It's okay, he has the Cadillac seat to be preparing for

antartica gp when ?

>>149120480
>Win F2
>You are not allowed to race anymore
>You also wont get a seat on F1, ever.
So why should drivers aim towards winning the F2 championship? all it does is fuck you even harder

>>149122883
Never because pinguins are biggest enemy to freedom and American audience is afraid of them

>>149122944
I could 1v1 a penguin ezpz

>>149122998
A penguin never fights 1v1

NYCKERS!!!!!

>>149122749
Too based

>>149122749
He is circumcised

>>149122749
he's been cyberbullied for years.

>very slow /f1/
>still page 1
wtf

>>149121429
>>149121567
>>149121649
>>149121691
The bits missing from the roll cage and bodywork were cut by the firemen to extract the body, it wasn't all the tree's doing.

>>149123113
should've left him there like that caver

Le Mans qualifiers is more exciting than what Canada has to offer I'm afraid.
>>149123093
That's just /sp/ being dead as usual

>>149123113
What part of the body got removed through the fuel filler door?

>>149123147
heez nuts

how could this happen to debries

>>149121429
this is why you'll never see my buying a french car.

>>149123352
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oNLVWDkx2NY

>>149123352
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E3R2PHda08I

>>149123352
he was asking for it

guys brian wilson just died

>>149120480
based
death to globohomo
death to palestissies
death to libtards

Imagine watching Formula MclelWinsLol lmao
Reminder Mclaren will win every single race from now on

>>149123537
Based on their car, they should've won every single race this year up until now as well.

>>149123537
grimi

>>149123537
>Reminder Mclaren will win every single race from now on
Wrong

>>149123537
Is this your first season?

>>149123582
Since Max already given up on WDC contention they will now

>Lando please let me win, oh look! my sister has tanned skin and curly hair just like you! please, hang out with her and fuck her, but let me win, i am chinese

>FOM uploads Canada '07 highlights to Youtube
>on-screen graphics literally shake
The production team is full of blind retards.

>>149123661
Bunch of gypsies

>>149123661
>Implying he needs Lando to let him win
Lando is totally buck broken m8

don't care much for mclaren

do care much for oscar

luv oscar
hate lando
hate fat jew
hate mclaren

simple as

Apparently packaged sliced white bread is dramatically falling out of fashion.
>The best thing since sliced bread

F1 moments to describe this feel

>>149123671
Small indie company can't afford deinterlacing please understand saar

>>149123869
Yes, of course. Why would you want stale factory bread?

>>149123869
Alonso's Mclaren years

>>149123671
most ordinary plebs won't notice (source: i didn't notice)

>>149122049
>>149122153
Max would’ve totally be an incel posting on 4chan had his father not bully him until he became a good racing driver

>>149123869
>sliced bread disapears
>bongs without 'noif loicense starve to death
Simply lovely

>Ferrari being competitive
>Alonso comes in
>Ferrari becomes shit
>Mclaren being competitive
>Alonso comes in
>Mclaren becomes shit
>Aston martin being competitie
>Alonso comes in
>Aston martin becomes shit

What did he do to become cursed like this

>>149123931
Everything is being made to be phone content

>>149123455
Rest in peace. Love the Beach Boys, especially Smile Sessions. F1 related because Brian Wilson was an MKUltra subject just like Fernando Alonso.

>>149123671
It was like that during the 24h livestream too. It's weird because it looks fine in the F1TV archive.

>>149123969
What about his stint at Alpine?

>>149123969
alonso just can't catch a break, can he

>>149123455
Gonna listen to Pet Sounds for the nth time again.

Alonso is just Spanish Ronnie Peterson if you think about it
horrible career moves but he's at least alive

>>149124016
how can you listen to something for the nth time again
if you're listening to it for the nth time, you'd only listened to it n-1 times before

>>149123931
I know people who see no problems watching a movie that's 360p 4:3 streched to 16:9 and zoomed in, with the most potato of potato sound.
Some even complain I made it to complicated because I turn on my projector (turns on when I use the keyboard of media pc) and sound system (a single button) to watch a movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnA1nma9qk

did kobayashi get a face lift?
looks like michael jackson.

Canada GP race week
Last leaf post almost 7.5 bongs ago

>find out one of my favorite artists has passed away through /f1/ out of all places
wouldn't wish that upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.
rest easy Brian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fONCSc_HCSs

>>149122749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UuZ5-40w0Y

>>149124080
Got a dark skin friend looks like Michael Jackson
Got a light skin friend looks like Michael Jackson

I bet that Edd's loves really kinky sex, like cageanon type of kinky

>>149124206
It's proabaly been a few decades since Edd has seen his dick

>>149124239
No-one said anything about penis ;)

>>149124249
Where does the cage go?

so how do we feel about the season ending in vegas?

>>149124206

>>149116668
>no halo
this fucking chud wants to literally KILL queer folx...

>>149124330
They chopped their own halos off

f1 car without halo is like angel without wings

>>149123969

More freemasonry bullshit in my F1

>>149124385
I forgot Vettee stayed at mememartin in 2022 too but still

>>149124392

>>149124432
Two fags

>>149122749
there is one record to beat, alonso's record of the most races and most seasons in f1
from the youngest, to the oldest, welcome to the 50 years era of Lance Stroll in F1

>>149124269

seeing a red bull in your rear mirror is like opening a boss door in dark souls but you have randomizer mod so you dont know if its an ambient rat or the eldrich god of assrape

>>149124400
In hindsight this was the shittiest lineup on the grid.

>>149124516
Saying this comparison will definitely get you pussy in your next date.

>>149124567
why would i date a bitch who's not into vidya

>>149124567
good for him

>>149124584
Vidya girls are unhygienic.

>>149124595
what about vidya boys?

>>149124595
This
>went to go hug my gamer gf one night
>reeks of swampass

>>149124595
My gamer gf was very hygenic. She was psycho that cut herself though. There's no winning with women.

>>149124653
good for her

>>149124653
Why didn't you fix her?

>>149124719
I tried, but it's hard to compete with the influence of a fucked up family.

Liberty buys ACO, takes over LeMons
Problem solved

>>149124715
She told me that she was molested by her uncle at 14, what can I say?

>>149124653
I don't think cutting yourself is very hygienic

>>149124595
imagine the smell

>>149124861
Nothing unhygenic about cutting
The montly bleeding is worse

>>149123671
>check old race on f1tv
>it's a letterbox reencode in 1080p with modern f1 logo
>old PAL footage is not available
not good

>>149124878
>bleeding okay
>bleeding bad
I'm getting mixed signals from this one

You lot are perverts.

>>149124406
isn't he a nonce or something like that

>>149124922
In his defense she's aged about 30 years in the last 4-5

>>149124909
Cutting is fresh blood
The monthly bleeding isn't bleeding but exreting old blood and tissue. It's fucking gross.

>>149124912
for wanting the original 4:3 576i25 video on f1tv instead of a crippled version?

>>149124587
>>149124715
shit gimmick, stick to defending Alonso and Sainz every comment

>>149124922
Yes and a groomer

>>149124951
>576i25
overcooked it
i50 of course

>>149124107
I'm back, bitch.

>slut mom
>absent father
>0 reason to work her entire life
shes cooked

God Only Knows What I’d Be Without You…

I think I'd marry Mae. She seems like she'd be a good wife and parent to my many children
I'd always have Hattie hanging on the side though in case things nose dived with Mae, as a backup

hattie permanent impregnation
call the oldest boy oscar

>>149125081
And kill Edie?

theres a red moon outside. Blood will be spilt tonight.

>>149125176

>>149125176
already happened, an Italian guy Breen'd himself earlier

>Breen mentioned

>>149125176

>>149125046
About time lazy cunt

Effeminate drivers will kill F1

>>149125434
lando's masculine

>>149125542
His masculine what?

>>149125542
zesty as fuck

>BoP
>Boppers
>Bob de Rooij
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs4O2dBfCeQ
have a video of a man taking his children (a retard, a girl in a chicken costume with a complex system of braces, and a genius) to the cinema after which he gets some fries from the food hole of a leather gay (named freek), when his youngest asks why the movie was called what it was
he explains
>my hot
was that woman
>and horny
was that rabbit that went into her and came out with two others, and
>dildo
is the place where it takes place, dildo on rhine, next to zaltbommel
then he takes his first bite of fries and says
>hey, freek, listen, you have to actually heat the fat before you throw the fries in you know
and then he gives the fries to the daughter he doesn't like, saying they're inedible

>>149125639
his masculine buddies plough his rectum nightly

>>149125542
yeah in the same way that leather and studs are masculine

>>149125690
>dutch """""humour"""""

migu

>>149125690

>>149125779
I can't wait for >Brazil next Mikuposting.

>>149118527
The field was further apart but the sound was objectively better.
Overtakes happening when one car is sitting stationary with a fuel hose in it does also suck.

>>149125690

Brian Wilson was a Schumacher fan
https://youtu.be/LO05ZgGI7Q0

>18 hour old thread
This is what mclaren has done to /f1/ and it's pathetic

>>149125909
4chinz is on life support

>>149125995
They have this technology?

>>149125995
new webm to post at the end of threads, neat

>>149125909
It's the mods banning everyone for bullshit reasons

Bravo, Ariana

>>149121429
WTF, where?
rip

>>149125909
comfy /f1/ is back, the DTS tourists have finally fucked off

>>149126081
i told you all we should have stayed at wet ass pussy channel

>>149125404
Sorry, boss. Tough day at the fentanyl factory.

if comfy /ff1/ is truly back then I should be able to post that one vettel pic without repercussion

cadillac will announce driver lineup after they win le mans

>>149126210
But they need drivers for next year

>>149126157
Rules and moderation are even gayer there

>>149126204
uh oh

>>149126204
Do you mean that beehive beeman photo?

>tell me /f1/ what you've been doing my busy little bees

Beetel bros...

UH OH jannies are going to FREAK

AWWW HEEEELLL NAAAW

>>149126380
that's not the one i remember

>>149126440
It is the spookiest and the Jannys don't like that one.

>>149126448
there we go

>>149126440
bee prepared for the drones at night

did somebody say bees?

SNAAAAAKE DO YOU KNOW THE AMOUNT OF CO2 AND NO2 THOSE CIGARS YOU SMOKE EMIT!!!!???????

Why

>>149126204
I pray he dies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk

>>149126524
Smiled and quickly exhaled through my nose at this

>>149126524
THE CUUUCCCKKKKK KEK cuck cuck..

>>149126545
Ain’t nothin but a heartbreak

>>149126545
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z78bBheXZks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMfjgQ8ptrE

anyone watching le mans this weekend? i've been watching a lot of wec this year so i can pretend i was always a fan when max joins and the popularity explodes

Who

>>149127329
One team has three drivers that I’ve heard of in one team and Jamie Chadwick should appear somewhere. The hype is real.

>>149127329
Yes I am ready for the migg podium that will score him the cadillac seat

>>149125995
Truly The Great White Hope.

>>149124432
who's the pitcher, who's the catcher?

>>149127588
>already gets called to stewards
Nice one Migg

>>149127649
can't tell if that's a sexual innuendo or not but I still chuckled

ardvark linbladder is going to be shit

>>149125995
people with high functioning autism always have weird hands
usually double jointedness and weird knuckle behavior (notice his thumb)

FIA Senior Karting update after round deux. Spain chads we're so back! Also please tell me from where the fuck 'Anagnostiadis' originates from thanks

>>149127830

>>149127830
it's Greek, pretty sure he is related to the girl with the same surname in F1A

>>149118606
>some decent overtakes
it was factually the era with the least amount of on-track overtakes

Here's Juniors too. Make sure to write down a name you most want to see in F1(Hard mode: dont write Luuk Taal)

>>149127830
>>149128320
marcel is that you?

if you challenge starmer to a race for keeps you get the residence

>>149128619
Even in some 'modest' formal dress he still looks like an ill fitted retard. Lmao. /fa/ on suicide watch.

Also looks like he is shooting some brooding 90s album cover for his band

I’ve decided to start following NASCAR. Give me the qrd. Who are /ourguys/? Who are we rooting for and who do we hate?

i will not eat an entire beef kielbasa tonight

>>149128720

I’ve decided to start following F1. Give me the qrd. Who are /ourguys/? Who are we rooting for and who do we hate??

>>149126464
>>149126471
>>149126475
This is some god damned Aphex Twin tier horrorshow.

>>149128720
Fuck Penske
Hendrick has the big money
23XI is a garbage meme team
Trackhouse is the team that fields an extra car occasionally that Kimi and Jense have filled in
Everyone else is a bunch of jobbers

>>149128777
CZECHED

>pic related, the farrari this year

>>149128798
love:liam lawson
lance stroll
hate: alex albon
yuki tsunoda
oscar ps3
o!!ie bearman

>>149128798
hate everyone but Williams

i will eat two beef kielbasa tonight

>>149114630 (OP)
long sleeves in the summer!! very conspicuous
i bet migu cuts herself

>>149128753
sure you will

>>149128906
Don't disrespect migu

>>149128935

>>149128957
Wow alonso is so racist to make fun of tsunoda like that

>>149128906
>>149128935
>>149128946
heh>>149115776

>>149128957
>>149128966
>>149128970
JUU :DD

>>149128970

>>149128970
I go to sleep early. You'll have to ask the other mexican next time.

>>149129035
All good sleepy, I wasn't the one that was mad earlier I just remembered the post

the teaser is such cringe holy shit
are movies just quipfests now?

>>149129180
Ye

>>149129237
the last movie i watched in theaters was that bruce willis chyna war flick or whatever the fuck because someone else paid
i dont watch movies anymore
i dont really consume fictional media at all

Last movie I saw in theaters(it was basically empty) was pic related.
I obviously only watch films of the Kino.

UND DAS HEISST
>DUN
DUN
>DUN
EDD STRAW

>>149129427

Du

Du hast

Du hast Edd

a benign cyst on my skin just started excreting a shit disgusting smell

should i go to the doc?

/f1/ related because all pilots sometimes need a doc

>>149129604
Pop that bitch out baby, make sure to get the little core too

>>149129604

>>149129633
even if its fucking gnarly sized?

nevermind about the kielbasa

>>149129604
>benign
anon i

>>149128866
Hello? Kwab department

i the entire sosage
im sorry

>>149129704
>even if its fucking gnarly sized?
May need to slit it open a tad if its that yuge. Post pics hahahaha

>>149128866
just ate a kfc sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A95aypdQgY

>>149129604
Whypo and “benign” skin conditions don’t go hand-in-hand bro go to the doc

>>149129936
>Whypo
>tf
breh its him

>>149129915
https://youtu.be/FFtBO__yRpo

cyst Finn update? did you died?

>>149129956
Oh yeah I forgot that fact…

We all know Finnish people aren’t white. My mistake.

>>149129936
Counter terrorists win

>>149129936
>>149130019
>>149130026
ive had it imaged some years back but it never acted up. it just smells like a dog shat on my chest and i wiped it off. honestly thinking about it people don't go under the knife unless their life is in danger here, but ill still get an appointment just incase it comes back.

cant believe ive done this

how will you deal with lando winning again

>he thought dts posting rate would continue

>>149114630 (OP)
Why does red bull hate him?
t. casual fag
They call Miami Gardens the Monaco of the West? kek

SHES IN

>>149130596
If him and oscar jockey for the ship it could be a fun finish.

>>149130596
i will cope by oscar winning three Grands Prix each side of every boglando race win
and the wdc too (while goblin is 3rd behind resurgent amx again)

>>149131192
I always got the sense that behind-the-scenes character flaws stunted Yugi's red bull career. They really do not seem to trust him. Also he is middling at best in the car.
>>149131444
Checked trips of PS3 numerology magic

>>149131444
>>149131603
i hate ps3

>4chins goes down
>no social media distractions, YOU SUCK
>lando loses anyway
>gets his zoomer goon brain in order
>heals?
Might be on the up and up!

>>149131629
Xboscar 360 then

>>149131691
More of a nandos guy meself

gimi

>3am race week
i hate americans

>>149132163
bit rude innit

>>149132163
canada isn't part of america yet

>>149132163
>6am race start
basadelicious

Pace is good

car chase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Iv3kDLWOk

>>149129604
if finfren is still alive, ask chatGPT about it. you can even show it pictures. have it act as a dermatologist with 20 years or more experience and ask you questions to help its diagnosis.

>>149132749
its over

gimi

500

>>149132749
>open stream
>heli is zooming at a blurry hazy skyline a few miles away
yeah it aint happening

>>149127754
What's wrong with his thumb?

>>149132973
Too many rimjobs.

>>149132973
it's pozzed

hattie was on the radio the other day talking about her brother and how she's dealing with his new found fame

>>149133041
whore

>>149133041
If she really wanted to become famous, she should fly up here a shoot a video with me in my shed. Reaaaaaal hollywood famous like.

>>149129423
They should never have made a sequel to In Bruges, it doesn't even make any fucking sense to the story. Fucking hollywood franchise whores.

>>149133137
Watch it Harvey, that trial didn't go to well for you

>>149121749
underrated

>>149133314
>>149133314
>>149133314

>>149133318

Ferrari

ohio