Thread 149178679

U21 EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS
>Wednesday June 11th
21:00 Italy U21 1-0 Romania U21

>Saturday June 14th
21:00 Slovakia U21 0-1 Italy U21 LIVE

>Tuesday June 17th
21:00 Spain U21 - Italy U21

Reminder to take your meds, go bird watching with your father, eat pusy 3 times a day, shave your balls, not post if you're from a third world country, keep it comfy, crusty and smelly.

forza inter

Anime

>even Slovak kids are doing gaspenpressen
how do we save the beautiful sport?

What kind of self respecting human being watches youth NT matches, do you guys have any other hobby outside of footy

>>149178726
They are clearly pedos in denial

If it's legal and regulated, I'll watch it

crowd will pressure ref for sure

>>149178811
Mr. Kovacs won't be intimidated, rest assured

whos >our striker? im feeling a strong urge to tip a fedora

>>149178824
I heard he's still waiting for the var response on the offside goal

retard ref

>>149178831
it should have been the youngest Esposito but the bastard went with sfinter at the cwc, may he rot in Empoli.

Gnonto is even shorter than Concord?

slovaks quite divey.

gnonto is full on meme.

Coppola Italia Frecciarossa

Craniometria William Gnonto

ok I've given up on Cher, he's shit and he made it all the way there only because he's a tall negru.

i tal ia
i tal ia

>>149179032
yeah thats his best atrribute gignig

>Ruggeri
I've never seen someone with so little coordination

>>149179082
t.some underage bitch he banged in Berghem

fug baldanzi ankle twisted. not gud

>>149179032
>made it all the way there only because he's a tall negru
It's the history of the Italian youth academies innit

>>149179193
Every countrie's*

slovaks dont look gud enough so its gud for italy

>long balls to Gnontolo hoping they rebound on Casadei
it's an interesting tactic I'll give us that much

>>149179331
It kinda worked once during the match with the gole, so there's at least that

Ndour and Gnonto are holding >us back but I wouldn't attach my real name to such a statement

>>149179351
One potato doesn't make a dinner

NDOUR NDOUR NDOUR NDOUR NDOUR
È LA CURVA CHE LO CHIEDE
PRESTO TONA NEL DARFUR

>>149179362
Five pears, however...

how come pafundi isnt in squadrone

>>149179500
was supposed to play in the u19 euros happening right now but they that shat the letto against Lettonia and failed to qualify.

>>149177768
>Call in Gatti, I want to discuss with him
>Yes boss
>ehmmm Federico, you are here today to discuss the contract renewal yes? Ok then we discuss
>Yes, my agent should have already given you the terms
>Federico, our data tells me you have a passing completion percentage of 94.5%, the highest in Europe
>Wow, I didn't know, that's grea-
>And what have you been doing to improve that percentage this summer?
>I haven't really been doing anything, the season just ended and I've been preparing for the club world cu-
>Then we won't be doing anything for you *rips up contract*

>>149179500
hes had a falling out with gnonto

>>149179561
they both fancied SnowWhite?

>>149179617
kek

>>149179617
Best post of the month so far

>>149179551
Saved

I desperately need to sword fight with a french brunette, I'll even bring the sword.

fouls the game

>unironically prepared the match to play counter attacking football against Slovakia
how are >we still winning this?

Slovakia throwing all the chances

era

kek slavshit are shit
no good slavic fb country

>>149180346
preto macumbo

>>149180403
that doesn't make sense

number 8 polack looks English no way that guy is polish

They won't be sleeping in the streets of Haifa tonight :)

what does Cher do besides fouling and constantly getting dribbled past?

>>149180633
big guai coming your way

>>149180633
passes out of bounds

>>149180403
Is this Zito Luvumbo's long lost favela monkey cousin?

>Holly is going to score against us
Benji bros...

>>149178711
Based

Lads, it’s La France

Jesus Christ this is more painful than constipation

The Planks really is a good keeper, apart from that what a shite performance

>needing to hold a 1 goal lead
>gk keeps losing possession by trying to start counters in stoppage time
what the actual fuck do >we mean by that?

very embarassing display, is this what this Nunziata guy, been cooking fora a decade?

I love VAR

riomma fans does baldanzi have any sort of future beyond youth teams?

Nunziatahu

>>149181282
Was it Cappelle having another boomer rant about youth the other day?

>>149181203
played pretty well when he won the u19 euros, no idea what sort of supernatural calcio phenomena occur between 19 and 21 years of age.
>>149181218
not a riommer, but no

>>149181218
just another pretty face

>>149181346
>what sort of supernatural calcio phenomena occur between 19 and 21 years of age
the natural advantage that made them stand out in the younger national teams (either being taller, stronger, faster, fitter than most of their peers) simply evens out as they start approaching the pro leagues
same stuff will happen with Camarda

>Ferrari
>Shartonelli
Lolololol

>>149181580
>either being taller, stronger, faster, fitter than most of their peers
thing is that didn't apply to 98% of that squad

>>149181580
Why isn’t he playing these Euro’s anyways if he’s such a talent? I’m not expecting much but surely he’s better than gnonto

>>149181727
I'm talking about younger national teams selections, not necessarily the current day U21 team
I've seen plenty of players filling that physique criteria going through the ranks all the way up to U19/U20/U21 NTs with above average tallies and then mysteriously stop the statpad as the physical advantage gradually vanishes, and youth coaches are very much to blame for this

>>149181761
see >>149179550

>>149182042
Yeah, but since it was known well in advance that they didn’t qualify, he could have made the jump

Night time Le Mans is so kino

>>149182087
well we both know he couldn't

*knock*
*knock*
Belgio open up, I'm here to talk about grimolli's new signings

>>149182216
bah gawd it's Stone Cold

>>149182216
He got those Fedez eyes

>#Marotta: “#Chivu è un tecnico Made in #Inter: non è uno slogan, ne siamo convinti. Parteciperemo a tutte le competizioni l’anno prossimo: non tutte le grandi squadre ci riescono. Vogliamo partecipare per vincere. Far 2 finali di Champions straordinario: nessuno ci era riuscito”
>nessuno
Bit of revisionism here
>BREAKING: Gennaro Gattuso has agreed to become new Italy national team head coach.
Uuuuuuhhhhhh

Pepper your anguses, it's le grinta tiem!

We hebben een serieus based moment

if the virgins all looked like Desplanches I would consider converting, no homo

What did he mean by that

Why does wikipedia has an lust inducing pic of desplanches?

>>149182216
Drive (2011)

>>149182216
i read a schizopost that he absolutely took a shit on gaspernegru
i will now rate him until i read the next grim mergato rumor

Odds: Stay up and see just how cringe this CWC thing can get
Evens: Put on Radio 4 and fall asleep

>>149182937
why are you martyrizing yourself

>>149182987
To get 72 virginal Deplanches

>>149182937
How about you stay up to enjoy some Le Mans kino while eating some Kinder fetta al lattes with me :)

Alright, got some moments free in tonight's beautiful evening. Time to load up the popular social network and look up the latest about my club's mercato and board

>>149183122
That's why I have an iPad near the TV, and I have chocolate-raisins and salted pistachios to tide me over.

Wouldn't miss Le Mans for the world

>turn on the stream
>there's fireworks and drones
that boring huh

>A top Premier League Club has asked info for Michele Di Gregorio, who wants to stay at Juventus. Moreover Juve consider him non-transferable.
— Nico "The Truth" Schira

>>149183387
It's Shitty isn't it

Boku No Nico Schira

>>149183387
Who earns from posting these rumors
Besides Scheera who is in a permanent debt due to THAT haircut and teenage 'stache

>>149183426
Idk what makes up "top" teams, but Aston Villa and Chelsea are looking at gk's

>>149183444
Chelsea would be a surprise since they already have like 20 GKs (though knowing them it's more than possible), Villa looks likely but Shitty already had links to him earlier in the season so I'm guessing it's them. No surprises though, dude's fucking good.

>>149183441
Idk, ask the Germano with that 7/10 zoomer girls account how lucrative it is

>>149183441
with terminally online rumour addicts like the two belgians, it's just free real estate

There are two types of Belgio addicts inside /sereia/

>>149183579
describe them

https://x.com/vincentjbruins/status/1933800785789555022
Kino

>>149183605
One Is a depressed retard, while the other one is an optimistic retard

>>149182309
>>BREAKING: Gennaro Gattuso has agreed to become new Italy national team head coach.
i can't believe Italy is doing this
this guy is 80% of the reason Hajduk didn't win the title this season. why would you hire a guy who gets exposed in the Croatian league as your NT coach.

Wafflepill: there is one bipolar belgio

>>149183725
it's hard to run a football association properly when the priority is slashing sfinter's 900m debt

I might buy Nightreign just because of Recluse

>>149183771
It's really quite mid and unbalanced. And I wouldn't trust japs to fix networking issues.

>>149183771
Buy Death Stranding 2 and make a Strand contract with me

>>149183707
the depressed one is the negru rater

>>149183387
plusvalenza if true

>>149183725
it's called desperation with a little zest of ndrangheta sprinkled here and there

>>149183785
Saw a couple of streams of the game and it looks relatively fun, but I'm not sure it's even gonna last long in terms of full activity from the fanbase so it's meh.
>>149183820
Wanna play the first game before buying the second but I've had it on my backlog for so long that it's in full procrastination status.

you mean to tell me God created a creature that has to constantly sweat as soon as summer starts and thought it was perfection?

Sweaty girl's doe

>>149184041
god probably thought that perfect humans would have single digit bf%

>>149184088
Adam was a bodybuilder on his cycle?

>Robbie Williams records FIFA walk-out anthem, to debut at Club World Cup. The song was written alongside Karl Brazil, Owen Parker and Erik Jan Grob, while Italian singer Laura Pausini also features on the vocals.
Laura Pusini mentioned

>>149184860
lil monkey fella

Why do mutts have a stadium called Rock Hard lmao

>>149185031
But enough about the zesty negru currently on my iPad screen

grim

Unrelated but if Sami Khedira transitioned she'd be a very beautiful and hot woman

>It's a FIFA party, we know how to celebrate
>Gimme some unity, unity, unity, Gimme some
What the actual fuck is this song, Fuck me sideways

Sounds like the same VO that does Mortal Kombat kek

/seriea/ should be a Tekken general

>>149185332
Post the Heihachi Koopmeiners edit

>>149185332
This but it's a Lethal League general

>Trezeguet
Jj Gods, he's back!

I am beyond horrified

Who is the Kuma of calcio, and why is it McKennie?

>>149185616
Gianluca Ferrero

>>149185579
thought it was a Vergil edit and I was about to kill myself

Vergil van Dijk

>referee cam with that microphone wobbling around
Hahewhehbwebwhjhbwjwhbhbhbhbjb

The tempo is so grim that even slotting Locatelli in there would be an improvement

Slutting Locatelli'z

how empty is the stadium after zooming out?

There's that notCucurella defender that I really wish would get sniped right in this second

>>149186898
Falcon is a cool name thoughever

does anyone besides tax evaders, escorts and spies actually visit Qatar?

It's up

>referee view
woah so this the power of technology

You now remember the Coca Cola cam during one of the Coppa Italia finals

If he were Iranian he'd score it

imagine if a player you root for took a penalty like that

I now remember the stress I felt when Locatelli stepped up for that penalty against Venezia to secure CL

will gianni inventino step in and counterbalance the reffing to the rescue of pissi rigatoni?

Why is Ella Purnell interviewing Mascherano lmao

From the way he runs you can tell Suarez' knees are in an even worse state than Inter's finances kek

Egyptian Arabic is the most pleasant form of Arabic and it's not close

Del Piero spotted

zanetti spotted

>>149188555
Evens: he starts doing the Suning Dance
Odds: he sings a Britney 5pears song

post dance :D

is he seriously called Falcon?

>>149188824
cringekino never gets old

Squatting coach spotted

>match suspension after 2 yellow cards
wut

>>149190077
Is that strange? It's the same in the actual World Cup and in CL I think

>According to Alessandro Jacobone, one of the players that has been offered to Milan in recent days is Francisco Conceiçao, son of the former Milan coach Sergio who was recently dismissed.

>He will return to his parent club Porto after his loan spell with Juventus expired. Juve had an option to make the deal permanent, but in the end they decided not to spend the money required, which was believed to be €30m.

>>149190133
so it seems, been a while since I followed a WC.

—————Fat Mexican
Leao ———-Pullisic —- 5’3” and an attitude
————-Ricci —— Modric
??? —- Pavlovic — Gabbia — ???
——————-Maignan

>>149190315
:skull:

>Suarez got a yellow for protesting
>Busquets got a yellow for protesting
lol imagine seething like that for a mickey mouse tournament

Semen? Slurped.

Sleep tight

co come mai

>>149190573
If refs had been constantly applying the rules like that peak Farcelona would have ended half their UCL games with 9 men

>>149190573
history of the barca etc

>>149179561
>>149179617

>Gattuso as Italy manager
C’est finit.

Why is the idf targeting million dollar villas in the outskirts of tehran?

can't Taremi leave via a neighbouring country, I don't get it

what's the situation

Wait wait wait... rae sremmerd and spotemGottem are NOT the same entity?

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1934018536571371719
Tim sponsored shitalian army when

>>149197593
he really just doesn't want to join the bullshit competition and ruin his next season

>>149197771
I remember during COVID there were periods where players from South America came to Croatia to train for a few days so that they could go back to their clubs in the UK sooner rather than later because the UK had different rules for people coming in from Croatia and South America

if you give a fuck, you find a way and I also remember Brozović avoiding quarantine somehow in a similar fashion I don't remember what it was

>>149179500
>>149179561
>>149179617
idgi

>>149197808
its 15th of june not mid july when training camp season starts, inter was playing football 2 weeks ago

Golazo pissi

>Noah allen
>greek

>>149197888
why would you want to play with pulishit and paxten brenden when you could play with kostooulas?

Bonucci's offside goal and Hakimi's offside goal walk into a cafe

What kind of Pokémon ass name is Charalampos

>>149197958
>lutsharel

literally a lucario transformation

>Ferrari
lole

Bingo bongo
Ancora Wilfried Gnonto
Piccolo negro stronzo

>>149198566
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/enforcing-the-online-safety-act-ofcom-opens-9-new-investigations
Thoughts on the UK (((government) launching an investigation into 4chinz?

>>149198708
I for one trust Sir Keir Starmer and Is Majesteh the King to protect me from bad people online. They should decide exactly what I see, what I click on and what I think.

>>149198566
kek what a garbage photoshop job
look at that ogre hand

>>149198859
I hadn’t noticed but now you mention it

>>149198859
>>149198902
its ai

>>149197816
both Pafundi and Gnonto are short , so the anons are essnetially calling them dwarves from Snow White

If Porsche doesn't dab on the Ferrari shitters I will buy MindsEye

>>149198566
kek

THIS.

more hakan rumours. not worried. he is decent and makes good defending tackles but no playmaking skills and soft minded n inconsistent.

if we get 30-40m i say sell.

today is binlan game and gonna go watch it outside on a screen.

>>149199802
how many good defensive tackles in the UCL final??

>>149199833
dunno what the fuck that game was. everybody choked mentally like pookaku in a big game.

rise and shine /seriea/

>>149199802
but who will take the penalties

we can't go back to Lautaro with a 30% conversion rate

>>149199856
it was hi5t0ry if you ask me

>just found out there's a guy named Kevin Pašalić

I won't even discuss this further

any juicy mercato news?

>>149200197
Teun transferred to the USA

>>149200225
would not wish that on my worst enemy

Wow look a new bbilan transfer target.
>Ardon Jashari has ended up on AC Milan’s radar ahead of the summer mercato and as highlighted by Gazzetta dello Sport this morning, the midfielder has a special connection with the Rossoneri.

Let’s check his wiki early life page:
>Born in Cham, Switzerland, Jashari is of ethnic Albanian descent from North Macedonia.[10]

How many b*lkans is this Tare going to assemble

>>149200245
Top 3 worst enemies?

>>149200249
albanians humiliated croatians and serbians, they are the most powerful race in the world.
You drive a shitty electric car, they get to drive a mercedes or bmw from 30 years ago

>>149200128
Do you rate petar sucic despite his big glaring problem?

>>149200307
what's his big glaring problem

>>149200318
he's a gypsy

>>149200266
Good because >we seem to be getting a lot of them

>The younger brother of FC Basel player Taulant Xhaka, Granit Xhaka[2] was born on 27 September 1992[3] in the city of Basel, Switzerland, into an ethnic Albanian family from Besianë.[4][5]

>>149200261
Lucifer
Graziano Cesari
the demiurge

in no particular order

>>149200342
no milanese woman or copper wiring is safe now, gigabased

>>149200318
This>>149200334 and on top of that a *osniak

I should not directly respond to low IQ retards besieging me with their despair for attention

If Porsche wins I will support sfinter

Not even she could make me support sfinter

give me a young Alizee and I will support anyone anytime anywhere

>>149200470
she could make me support even gravina desu

>>149200470
MOLE

IO ODIO FERRARI FIGLI DI TROIA VI ODIO

>>149200901
what did they do?

I wouldn’t go to France

>>149200975
exist

Just had my afternoon fruit, now let's check the la repubblica for the latest mercato news

'ate Ferrari
luv Kubica
Sadly I have to support them today, good race so far though (I missed the best hours last night so rip)

found out recently that other countries have "Balkan week" in their Lidls

>>149201166
That's where I get all the wiring and other power tools that I need

Is it ever UK week in Lidl? I can't remember that being the case but I could be wrong

Fun fact Wiltshire is the county in UK with the most reported crop circles

another fun fact: Carmine Nunziata works both as a male and female name

:skull:

Call me when it’s Malawi week at Lidl

>>149201617
fuck It I'm picking you next year, Japan gets the backup team position.

according to greek sources two-three mid top serie ass teams are looking to sign this geriatric turkospor reject........

are they looking to relegate fiorentina atalanta and bologna this season? because they had the gall to finish above legacy teams like milan ?

>>149201617
I will now watch Italy's matches

Gattuso is a one-of-a-kind charlatan and to see Italy reduced to self-inflicted clownery of this calibre is undoubtedly worthy of my attention, when Italy finishes 3rd I will be there

>>149201793
Pls don't be this guy

>overpowering the reality bending jinxing powers that the mega jew presence is capable of
based Polack and based rari

KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA KUBICA

>>149201991
Ackchyually Ferrari didn't win so the mega jew's jinx worked
the #83 is a customer team car

>>149202096
customer teams are as real as interbros

>Iran sending messages to Israel through Italy

what can possibly go wrong

>>149202324
> italian army
> working on weekends

can't they just hoist one of those flags they have

>mo pochettino hates pulisic

holy fuck sfinter heroes are worshipped in italy and you can't play without them, milangods need to fight against every shithead coach

Woke up from my Sunday nap. Time to check the mercato news

it's up

>>149202878
this is a motta or baggio tier papirozzo

>>149202004
>KUBICA
this is like some ex professional nbaer playing in china

>>149202878
watch trump pre 1990, he talks like a normal person once he assumed this persona for howard stern shows and his relaity show he never dropped it

I shan't allow any Kubica slander on my /seriea/

>>149202683
Pulisic didnt want to play the Gold Cup and Poch told him "ok" and didnt call him up.
How is this fighting.

This also says a lot about the state of WEC that shitters like Giovinazzi or geriatrics with defective limbs like Kubica can win races like that.

>>149203151
>Pulisic didnt want to play the Gold Cup and Poch told him "ok" and didnt call him up.
Bvll behavior by both. Would be a disonorissimo in shitaly

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>>149203151
WEC has been F1's elephants' graveyard for ages lol.
Also, compared to F1 in WEC what matters is consistency (which often comes from experience) and good strategies, you don't need to be crazy fast in F1 where little margins matter the most.
Oh and the whole discussion about the BoP but that's another story

Think I'll start my segone serale with a quick insegreto browsata
Also darWIN nunez to milan

This kills belgio

>>149203275
I like the baseball shirt tbqh

Shirts mentioned

>>149202878
imagine you're a low IQ American and this is your god

like you walk around all day saying MAGA and praising Trump regardless of what type of demented shit he says or does, you just do it all day no problem

>>149203440
middle one would've been great with red or white instead of gold, billions will die for this

*creates comfyness in your group*

>>149203557
oof, Zingaro won't like seeing that

If the Zingaro doesn't like it, then I do

>Bayern vs. Semi-pros
Watch Kane statpad and celebrate like crazy

>>149203629
>Stanišić at CB

what is Kompany cooking

Can the calcio dome hold against the terror calcio from iraniano?
Let's find out

>>149203629
yeah not gonna be watching any of that shit i ll watch binland instead

>>149203440
wait have they changed the stripes on first kit?
i didnt remember them being simmetrical.
still sucks but slightly better

>>149203907
Yes, I have faith in Inzaghi

>>149203930
Those are just fan concepts unfortunately

>>149203629
>Man I cum
hold on a second

>>149187185
>spies
Why would spies visit the Arabs? The oil countries make the most straightforward money without the slightest secret behind it

ENOUGH with the NOTCUCURELLA-coded "PEOPLE"

>naming them after Cucurella
>not after David Luiz

>>149204425
Different type of curls, don't remind me of him

Buyern is crushing these Aussies, just looked up Al-Ain's starting 11 and I cannot explain the shame I will feel if >we don't beat them 7-0

>>149204612
It's New Zealand bro, just because you continue to rate Douglas Luiz doesn't mean you have to be a retard in other areas too. Come on

>>149204644
My b

>>149203629
>they brought back sheriff Lobo

Lads, it binland

It's just -ACK!land but I imagine that isn't Bayern's titular line-up... right? The current German champions'?
It can't be it no?!

buyern kit looks like stupid tuxedo

>>149203629
It’s not Yoo, it’s me

>>149204991
But we can make it wok <3

nihao

>GK named turk
>midfielders that sticks his head in the sand
>Brest

Ngopp mondialus di clebbe

TV presenter at the England u21 game is the most raaaaah baccy posho uni girl I’ve ever heard finna bricked up senpai

>Golic
>his defending actually leaks goals

>>149205365
yeah so nice of you to post a pic so we too can see

>>149205411
>posting a picture of an English rose so Johnny Foreigner can ogle her

Absolutely not. Leave means leave.

Dionisi to Jj

>raaaaah baccy posho uni girl
Is this Glaswegian?

“Rah, where's my baccy" is a phrase that has become associated with a particular subculture, often described as "rahs" or "rah girls," who are typically privately educated and young, according to Multilingual Manchester.

I just tuned in and what the FUCK is Sborryern wearing

https://www.instagram.com/elliec0llins/

I REALLY hope are Anglo friend was talking about her and not the curry lady Jules Breach.

>>149205650
Detective Van der Valk here, very good.

I will NOT accept any Jules criticism though

By Allah next time warn me before I zoom on a Br*t's face

>>149205610
the kebab girls

What is Bauern even trying to prove here against these sheep farmers?

Kurolily is up

>Kurolily
Could be a tranny camwhore, some Slavic footballer or a character from a gacha game

>>149206156
>flat track bully curbstomping semi-amateurs plumbers before the inevitable choke in the latter stages
it's the history of the Buyern

>>149205610
It’s rich girls acting chavvy basically? Kinda hot desu

>>149204612
4-0 is humiliating enough

>>149206357
I do hope Jj scored 5+ against the camelenthusiasts

>>149206301
Basically. They pretend they have to slum it out as poor students despite the fact their Dad is a fucking government minister. Not that I’m speaking from experience..

Kamelle!

>the anglo inter fan's dad was/is a government minister
Noted

>>149206496
What are you on about boss man. I’m not talking about me, I bloody wish.

If he was an Al-Hilal player he'd be called Ali Kamellei

Lads, it's England u21

Calcio /biz/ idea: FIFA Club World Cup War III

>>149206802
How does someone fail so hard at farming negrus for the early-stage NTs?

With the last game's matchsaving performance /OurLuciano/ earned himself a place in the starting XI!

Come on, with this 10-0 we can say that Inter's humiliation in the Champions League final is now water under the bridge.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOOO NOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHA 5-0 QUAHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHWH

HAKIMI
DOUBLE
DOUBLE
KVARA
MAYULU

THERE IS NO REVENGE, IT IS NOT FORGOTTEN

>>149206875
All things considered, their starting XI was surprisingly white

>>149206941
What colour is Beadle

>>149206896
>memphis
>ohio

The Sword of Salah-Eddine

>>149206896
jokes aside why is Wouter not in after that defending against the finngolian?

>>149206896
Duccio
Surinamese
Flightless bird
Curacaon rapist
Victim of the Dutch West India company
Kanker Marrokaaan
Straight from the jungle
Dad was on a stag-do to Amsterdam
Duccio
Fast blackie
Terrone lavapiati

hope you will be rooting for the Seahorse in about 30 minutes, if anything just to find out what backup plan Gravina and the Fennel have set up to save la Doria again if they get relegated twice in two months.

2 Roma players and a lifelong Lazio fan walk into the Štadión Tatran of Prešov, Slovakia

>>149207071
I think because the coach felt that most of those goals came from (Ajax fraud) midfielders fucking up moreso than the central defenders fucking up. And as reluctant as I am to admit it, Flamingo and Nato are still nailed-on starters for Ajax and PSV so there is quality there.

P.S. Despite playing as CB here, Nato should really focus on the track Farioli put him on; being a leftback. If he wants to make it in top football, he should really make that role his own since he simply lackss the physical attributes needed to be a modern CB.

Duccios here, Duccios there

>>149207141
>Flightless bird
You realize flamingo's can fly right? They're not ostriches or emu's.

>>149207328
Don’t believe it for a second, I’m a flamingo truther

tfw la doria is the lazarus of calcio

>Ferrari strategy
*owls*

Elkann...

>DAZN treats Belgium and Netherlands as the same market
>alternates Dutch and Belgio accented commentators between games
Soft g galore

after losing to the ukrainian pigs i am now pro putin and russia.

>>149209854
never a nation lost more than Russia in the history of nations

pissg looks sharper

Dutch gole for La Doria
Valente assist for Lil Oranje (even if stats will say it's a Lazio fenomeno Provstgaard own gole)

hakimi looked offside

>MerdLaren
Lole

>>149210628
Candidate for the Puskas award

they had a good ole Ferrari moment

And other Lazio target, Anton of the Gaaei comminuty, is being constantly exposed for the shitter he is too

Kimi Antonelli is a MilanBvll

hate pissg so much

I wonder what sort of DNA the Atletico coach has

gol eaten, gol taken
simple as

BREAKING,serie a related transfer news: according to gazetta gr, torino are looking to make a move for olympiacos' 23 year old italian international, and u21 italy captain, lorenzo pirola

Remember when I said Kvara was world class, but the Judentinos kept saying he was shit because he played for Napoli?

>lelglet
>lel normand

Wait wait wait... shitalia is in charged of sending a message from Iran to Israel? And shitalia has to play against Israel for the wc qualifiers... wonder how that's going to turn out

Magneti Marell-ACK

and calcio dies with a 2-0, no need for Gravina to do anything else

>>149213303
Still a 2nd leg no?

maybe Wouter should play, just maybe.

>>149213342
Salernitana is actually pretty shit, so it's as likely as Italy making it to the WC

Genoa poorfags seething ahahhahahahah

lmao infantino

Lucas Beraldo is a starter player for me
fuck that nigger marquinhos

Lads, it's the neverlands

kek

feels so weird interacting with duccios that aren't /ourduccio/

>>149206941
>nwordnegroes
wtf who comes up with the names for modern footballers?

MAYULU

>>149214601
The absolute GOAT

Not only did Riomma buy Rensch, they felt like they needed even more fraudulence so they got Salah-Eddine too!

We're one goal away from a historical number

israel, greatest ally, please bomb qatar

>>149214950
Someone must have threatened the referee to lock him in the locker room so that he would stop the game before the fifth pear

3 points gained on binland and duccio

>00:00 Palmeiras - FC Porto
Will be interesting to see how they stack up, I reckon it could be pretty close

>>149215407
0-3

>Vitor Roque starting for Palmeiras
Am I dreaming or is that the guy that Farca paid like 50 millies not even that long ago?

>>149215268
how many hours though?

>>149215476
That's betis/farca reject Victor roque

https://x.com/ubaidparkar/status/1934320774468559182
Rip

>>149216083
And figure yourself if it isn't the shitalian car

Sleep tight

>>149216457
never as tight as her though

>>149212255
>so much
by 5 goals, to be precised

>>149214477
Paolo Negro

Mercato? DS? Anything?

>>149217514
>Mercato
next saturday, I think I'm going to pick some apricots
>DS
Just 10 days left fratm
>Anything
Gimi Antonelli got his first podium :)

>>149217514
the summer transfer window isn't open yet

Grimbiaso smerding Mottard is up

i don't get all the hate for the club world cup tbqh
the fans who paid for bayern vs auckland already witnessed the equivalent of two ucl finals

FetLife Stadium lmao

are Inter and Juve the only two European clubs that give two fucks about the cwc from a sporting achievement prospective? Even South American teams, they only ones that care, are happy enough with the money they receive from it since it's unheard of amount of money in their respective leagues.

Riommabros it is my pleasure to inform that Saud Abdulhamid is starting for Saudi Arabia in the gold cup
He sucks though

>>149221393
kek they took Qatar's paid spot?

>>149221466
Yes apparently
Oil money is everywhere

You will be rooting for /us/ in the goldc up aren’t you?

>>149215476
Yeah the new brazilians are all weakmind once the country became less poor, they grew up watching anime in their air conditioned homes in Rio instead of elastacoing drug dealers in the favela. First sign of adversity and they run back to Brazil.

Gm

>>149221673
my nigga Blackman

>>149222231
My toxic trait is believing a woman like this would stay loyal to me

>>149221673
they're all fucking spics
what a disgrace

>>149222388
No shit hombre
Did you look at my flag?
Have you seen yours?

>>149222333
Double trips of confidence

>>149222512
I have the confidence to approach them and get with them
But it’s impossible to believe that a woman like that would stay loyal

Duccio you could root for Suriname you dont have to root for us

New must-have beach towel is up

small dick energy hours, I'm going to sleep

tfw summer-fueled hungry

>>149226739
this but with beer, i'm slowly transitioning into jeremy clarkson

It’s Melanin Monday!

Mo we're playable

ynr Laxalt

Gli Autogol are 9999999 times funnier than any soccer related post ever made on Xitter

>>149222512
girls like this are unironically the meaning of life

https://x.com/swearingsport/status/193435574222154997
Based

>>149227181
Jesus Christ lmao it's even worse than Calciopoli

>>149226994
beautiful young Dutch woman

appropriately tall, as well, I enjoy the sight

>The players and staff of Feyenoord will wear clothing from Peuterey from next season. The Italian brand will be teh club's Official Formal Fashion Supplier for three years from 1 July 2025.
>The Peuterey brand originated in 2002 in the Italian region of Tuscany. The name was inspired by one of the peaks of Mont Blanc. The three red dots in Peuterey's logo also refer to this.
These tricksy conniving T*scans are just everywhere aren't they

made in China innit

>>149227766
>>149227843

can't be worse than Castore

>>149227843
But enough about Inter's financial difficulties

Javier Castore

>>149228089
Cute mugshot

hairy hand's

>Italy joins EU nuclear energy alliance
Boomerbros... not like this... what about our referendums...

>>149228089
why does he look like he just witnessed a horrible war crime?

>>149228153
please use it for the next thread's OP

>>149228089
mama o fato caca adoso

>>149228177
I mean he's from eastern europe

>>149228175
imagine having fewer power plants than Croatia

nigga that shit whack

>>149228191
lately I feel like we are two sides of the same coin Germano

>>149228244
Reminder that "your" nuclear reactor is located in Slovenia, you onlu co-own it.

>>149228244
our boomer generation got traumatized by chernobyl and pretty much everyone is against nuclear power here

>whitebit
How long until bbilan signs with negrubit?

>>149228326
judentus squad is more black than Milan now keeeeek

>>149228316
its chornobyyil, chud
>>149228356
bbilan only has 3 non negrus lol

>>149228356
how many jewish underage girls have you masturbated to

>>149228299
yes and that's still more than Italy and that's the funniest fucking shit ever, my man

imagine you're supposedly a Top G8 country or whatever and you don't have a nuclear powerplant

>>149228356
GK
Juve: 0 negrus
Bbilan: 1 negru

DEF
Juve: 5 negrus
Bbilan: 4 negrus

MID
Juve: 3 negrus
Bbilan: 4 negrus

FWD
Juve: 3 negrus
Bbilan: 3 negrus

TOTAL
Juve: 11 negrus
Bbilan: 12 negrus

https://www.acmilan.com/it/squadre/prima-squadra-maschile/tutti
https://www.juventus.com/it/squadre/prima-squadra-maschile/rosa/

>>149228397
Ok, but if you follow that logic than Italy has more than you since the likes of ENEL have investments and interests in multiple nuclear plants across their border. You're not making the point you're trying to make.

>>149228404
>MID
>Juve: 3 negrus
4 negrus*

>>149228404
wtf

I fell asleep while checking for mercato news now I have a back worse than Belotti's

>>149228423
what investments? all I'm seeing is they've made deals with the French for a potential nuclear power plant site and everyone who wants to do nuclear energy is dealing with the French for obvious reasons

Croatia's planning to build a new one and it's up to Slovenia if they want to share a new one next to the existing one or if it's a solo venture

Como signed SwissBvll batorona

Balatrona

>>149228436
That blinking spot is where Mr. X will appear.

>>149228480
In Spain, via Endesa of which they own ~70%. Now if you want to be an antfucker you could say that there are plans for Spain to shutter all nuclear energy by 2035, but those plans are stuck in review-hell so who knows what will happen. It's not like this is obscure information either.

But as it stands both Italy and Croatia are at the same level of nuclear involvement, Italy to a higher degree even considering they're involved in more reactors.

>>149228585
an Italian company acquiring a majority share of a Spanish company that provides nuclear power is not the same as two countries deciding to build a nuclear power plant together and each owning 50% of it

c-calcio?

Yes, nuclear calcio

cant wait for twinkazzo to shill against nuclear energy or anything else that harms europe
this is calcio related because the decline of europe and calcio perfectly aligns

>merdnandez-vlach swap
extend the vlach on 25m/year

>>149228725
nah you would only benefit from it. For some reason on milan side people believe gimenez is worse than susan

>>149228883
>replace a top5 strikers in the world limited by awful coaches with one of the laziest players in the world

>>149228883
im tired of the dumb negrus and hernandez is the dumbest negru of them all
also
>implying he doesnt get a red card every game for a team that isn't coddled like bbilan

>>149228891
>>replace a top5 strikers in the world limited by awful coaches

now you don't actually believe this do you

>>149228906
he hates the current management but if you don't give him too much defensive responsibility and he gets back in shape he's very good. And just check he doesn't beat women in the club

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhseWPWYPBA
>this trailer is now 10 years long
kill me

>10 years long
The cutest type of mondialpost

>>149228657
And now I can be a weasel like you and say "two countries deciding to build a nuclear power plant together and each owning 50% of it" is ridiculous because it was still all Yugoslavia at the time.

You can make semantic arguments and shift goalposts all day long, but you started this by saying Croatia has a nuclear plant. The fact is that Slovenia has the actual nuclear plant, of which Croatia owns half. Just like how Italy, directly or indirectly, also has (controlling) interests in various reactors in other countries.

If the fact that you bureaucratically own half a nuclear plant, in another country to boot, really makes you feel smug enough to try and take a swing at other countries you should probably just take the L, move on and find something that's actually within your own borders to be proud of.

>>149228792
KINO
I
N
O

>>149228986
>The cutest type of mondialpost
o-obviously meant 10 years old

>>149228089
He's literally a perfect mix of thiago loffa and shevchenko

https://x.com/ultimoranet/status/1934630625174012127
this but it's with one of Romeo Agresti's livestreams

There's two of them now?!

damn galatasaray wants to buy calhanoglu from us?

>>149229260
gala is scooping up players like crazy. they are what 4 pieces away from seriously fighting for cl? their offense is elite already

>post cuckoldry Icardi
>Moorata
>Lemina
>a bunch of literal whos
>4 pieces away from fighting for CL
if you mean Conference League then yeah

>>149229292
cant tell me icardi calhanoglu sane osimhen isnt elite. thats a top 3 team in serie a

>>149229243
that's a naruto technique

>>149229320
Wow two washed up players, a decent midfielder and a player they don't even have anymore, top shit that
and no, with that mediocre defense they'd be Fiocretina tier

>>149229320
they want gundo too. where did they get the money from?

>>149229345
they asked for alisson and ter stegen maybe someone remembered he bought 10k worth of btc in 2011

>>149229345
they don't, that's the thing. Their whole strategy is to approach the players first and offer them over the top wages, force them to break up with their clubs and then snatch them for peanuts.
Gala's most expensive purchase is close to 20m, interbros who think they're going to pay more than that for Calhanoglu are delusional.

>>149229345
fenerbahce is going for neymar and son. maybe the turkish government is giving money to the clubs for soft power. like how psg is there to make qatar popular

SWEET CAROLINE
TU DUDUUUUU

We're getting closer and closer to Juventus playing another game

>>149229468
I wrote this as a shitpost but apparently we're playing in 3 days wtf

it's been over a year and Eve's game is still too expensive

>>149229521
why would you want to play that coomer garbage

>>149229535
I played the demo and it was fun, not much looks appealing and I'm just waiting on Death Stranding 2, not sure I'm going to buy any other upcoming game this year

video games are getting grim

>>149229710
>>149229710
>>149229710