Thread 149234595

passi-pass edition

fact: the san jose sharks have a bright future

Hope the penguins win tomorrow I don’t want this shit to last until Friday

>>149234652
In Atlanta

>>149234653
Panthers**

>June 16th
>We aren't even at Game 6 yet

>>149234716
Thank you Gary

It is going messy.

>>149234716
Thanks Gary

The friendship between Justin Bieber and Mitch Marner is over.

>>149234736
>Sign a massive contract with a contender
>Never think about the Leafs again
>Toronto media seethes when he succeeds elsewhere
"Messy" in a jealous ex type of way

canadians be like
>sure our team is a pressure cooker of hysterical losers and gossip rags, but imagine if you won here :) you'd never have to pay for a beer again :)
you know what's better than not paying for your own beer? not having death threats sent to your wife and kids.

>>149234774
the biebs wasn't molested
he smoked pole willingly

>>149234774
I wish I had a close male friendship to be initmate in

The kids will die.

>>149234791
>Imagine if you won here
>Never wins
Lmao

>>149234791
Im sure the millions in sponsorships for life is secondary

>>149234716
The league should be wrapped up by memorial day at latest

>>149234848
one day you'll finally realize that there are more important things than money

Mitch Marner is the most hated Toronto athlete in history.

>>149234880
I don't know when memorial day or labor day are and I get annoyed when people use them as if they're some clear benchmark in the year like christmas or something

>>149234882
Youre right the glory of winning it all in front of your hometown would be the primary reason

>>149234848
Players get sponsorships anywhere

>We're on our way to piss off the black community again
soon

>>149234936
so you've just circled back around to
>but imagine if you won here :)
from the original post

Mitch Marner is excluded of the preliminary roster.

>>149234947
>hi, I'm Sebastian Aho, and when I'm hungry after a big game, I choose Bojangles

>>149234977
>there are more important things than money
You said it not me

>>149234971
The man working at the dry cleaner didn't even know what juneteenth was. He acted confused when I mentioned the date

>>149234925
I remember when he used to be on the red bull can

>>149234925
I haven't been this mad at a poop since my mother-in-laws chili. I feel for toranna and the pain they are going through during this difficult movement

what are the sponsorships sunbelt legend steven stamkos is hawking right now?

>>149234947
I always like when players have to do commercials with local small businesses, like car dealerships

>>149235003
when the bussy can squirt

>>149235030
Guitar Center

>>149235045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ0TST2GTM4
Did they?

>>149235105
jen

>>149235003
Glad to see 2 good Florida boys on the roster, born and raised in Tampa and Miami, respectively

>>149234931
it should be concluded by the end of may

Mitch Marner may not sign on July 1st.

Someone post the olympic rosters

>>149235003
He will ask for the American citizenship.

>>149235003
Why is McDavid on there? How many cups has he won compared to the other players?

personally i think marner is a perfect fit for the yzerplan

>>149235172
>Canadian
>Someone please post the exhibition tournament rosters
Lol

>precoping three years before the event even starts
kwab

>>149234736
>>149234825
>>149234925
>>149235076
>>149235167
Why are Leaf fans so mad at Marner? Don't they want him gone?

can't wait to see what goonery the brothers tkachuk get up to in the 'lympics

>>149235315
They hate him so they want him to leave in disgrace

>>149235281
give it a rest nigger

>>149235315
WE GAVE HIM EVERYTHING HE WANTS.
WE GOT NOTHING.

>>149235385
>WE GAVE HIM EVERYTHING HE WANTS.
You didn't give him a break :(

>>149235357
Maybe your country should just get better at the game?

howdy, partners

>>149235166
thank you

>>149235354
His first game in Toronto with his new team will be an event.

>>149235582
What trophy was this for again?

>>149235670
It doesnt matter youll never win it

>>149235582
>June 2025
>I am irrelevant

>>149235699
I can think of one you can't win either

>>149235759
Factually incorrect

>>149235780
Go on explain

>oilers are in the final
>all anyone wants to talk about is marner

lmfao no wonder edmonton fans are always so miserable

>>149235881
we tried to tell you the laffs are basically the dallas cowboys of the nhl but you didnt want to believe us.

>>149236002
that's literally edmonton though

we tried to tell you that bud 1 but trb didn't want to believe us

>>149236035
how? they are getting out drawn by laffs free agency talk. lol lmao even.

marner not signing with the laffs is getting more media attention than the soilers lack of a starting goaler for game 6 just let that sink in

>>149236160
haha yeah canada is a joke

>>149235670
International pride

>>149236216
>win back to back cups
>still less popular than inter miami
lol

> Laffs-East
> Laffs-West
> Arguing which is being ridiculed hardest.
Ycmtsu

>>149236331
nah not even close youre cuban

For me it was Roloson

there is literally nothing wrong with being cuban

>sebastian aho, come get the stanley cup!
*immediately passes it to mitch marner*

Tkachuk called Kane a monkey I bet

>>149236387
my best friend is cuban and is based

>>149236427
does he have a hot sister

>>149236444
I know he has a younger sister in high school

>>149236427
Do you call him Cuba Pete?
Is he the king of the Rumba beat?

>>149236444
no butt I fuck his brother

>>149234818
No, the "trauma" is how he feels about people hodoing him accountable for being a pole smoking bitch

>>149236399
And a wife beater.

>>149236399
:(

who actually wants marner

>>149236399
Bet the Soilers were getting bundle-of-sticks slurs left and right for their win song

>>149234736
You know, this is almost exactly the same shit that happened with Tavares and the islanders. The only difference is that nobody will care about Leaf fans bitching about Marner leaving

crazy that most americans in /hoc/ will get drafted this year and I ain't talking NHL

>>149236399
I would be talking mad shit to Jeff Skinner telling him what a shit goalie he is

Just made a really nice wine spritzer

>>149236736
/hoc/ is full of 30+ boomers. even if there is a draft, balkanization will occur instead

Still shocked that Pete DeBoer got thrown outta Dallas the way he did. I didn’t think they’d renew his contract but I didn’t expect him to get fired like that.

>>149236708
draisatl and mcdavid chose that song

>>149236764
I'm not so sure >>149236474

>>149236736
I haven’t even watched the news in 3 years.

>>149236764
>we're going to fight a guerilla offense instead of a regular war

>>149236775
This is the organization that called its top two players fucking horse shit publicly, there was no way DeBoer was staying in the first place, let alone after he flogged Oettinger.

>>149236809
have zoomers discovered /hoc/?

>>149236827
Same I get all my news from independent sources like /pol/ and my own asshole

>>149234652
Next season is gonna be so good sharkbros. I can't wait for the Gary cup to end and get to october

>>149236858
I mean the guy gave up 2 goals on the first 2 shots he faced in an elimination game

>>149236775
most coaches only get to lose twice in the conference final before getting canned anyway, newfag.

>>149236922
Where does he go next? Toronto?

>>149234652
Fact: the Shorks aint getting that bright future if Grier keeps twerking for Chris Drury to get out of retarded contracts.

>>149237008
he's heading to the ahl

Jackson Smith going to the Habs would be a doomsday scenario for the entire NHL

>>149237083
??? you mean barclay goodrow?

Was it figured out why /mlb/ posters are obsessed with Recker?

>>149237328
Is there not enough schizo spam in /hoc/ for you? Now you need to bring /mlb/ faggotry in to it? Fuck off.

NHL offseason: "we 'may' have this player on a bad team traded, but the player is stuck behind their RFA contract and they cant leave this bad team until they're over 28 years old, so they will stay on bad team. btw i'm going on vacation after the 4th day of free agency, good luck finding out what happens to every other free agent until like training camp lol"

>Frank Seravalli: The Blackhawks' 3rd overall pick is in play; looking to trade for a difference-maker - DFO Rundown
More things that will never happen but would be really cool if it did

another season, another old man that my avsies are horny for

>>149237715
Have you seen the Avalanche's bottom 6?

Why I couldn't get borned as wayne gretzky :(

>>149234595 (OP)
My cat wife.

Chat, I'm excited for My Oilies to win the Cup.

>>149237912
>life is just hockey in the 90s
>contracts were shit even for top guys
>plus you were in Canada for a good chunk of it

>>149237787
yeah it's pretty good. assuming wood and colton get moved:

lehkonen - coyle - ???
kelly - drury - LOC

probably be ivan ivan and prischepov plugged in to start. i bet if they land toews, they give him a try for a while at 3c and then trade coyle if it works.

>>149237715
>Devon Toews
>Jonathan Toews

>Miles Wood
>Scott Wedgewood
>Mackenzie Blackwood

Doubling down on the name magic

>Jeff Marek, on the What Chaos! podcast, noted that #TimeToHunt is an extremely analytics-heavy team, with Bill Zito not making a move without approval from head of analytics Sunny Mehta.

BUT THE STATE TAXES

HOW DARE IT GO AGAINST MY NARRATIVE

>>149238764
We're already past that, /ourgay/ shot that talking point down.

>>149238764
The laffs have the biggest analytics department in the league

Can American American NHL players get drafted or are they immune?

>>149238979
Every male american has to sign up for the draft when they turn 18 no?

>>149237912
Jackie has small tits

>>149239078
You have to sign up to something just incase there’s a draft

They really have to get rid of the icing rule. So sick of the stoppage of play.

>>149238979
>>149239078
There's an age cutoff
Think it's 27
They could just say LOL NO ITS HIGHER NOW cause who's gonna stop them?

>>149239124
Thats what I meant the selective service or whatever its called

>1993
HAR
HAR
HAR

>>149239139
Yeah I had to fill it out three times because the retarded bureaucrats keep losing mine

>>149239078
You have to vote to be in the draft but i hear if you fortunate son you can get out of it.

I'm just hoping this war can free my laffs from Mathews salary

>>149239133
>27
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>149239216
He's gotta be lying with that hairline

>>149239247
It's honestly crazy how far back it's getting

>>149239133
So I'll be clear by the end of the year

>>149239247
Many of my friends lost half their head by 26

>>149239216
Zoomers are aging like milk

>>149239296
Some guys pull this off but it ain't workin for him

i can easily get a draft exemption because i provide an essential service, without me /hoc/ would collapse

>>149239361
Garbage worker?

>>149239398
no, just my presence

I heard theyre about to nuke iran

>>149239643
Who gives a shit

You gotta at least try to make it hockey related

>>149239728
>>149238764
here

talk

Tomorrow Marchand is eliminating the oilers

>>149239746
Yes

>>149239746
tomorrow mcdavid will put up eight goals and lock in his conn smythe

friday marchand eliminates the oilers

>>149239746
>Marchand gets to crush the dreams of ending >1993 a second time.
Based Rat

>>149238485
Did PM Carney announce a tax-free game tomorrow for the Oilers players?

>>149239835
Don't leak the script, intern

I need to put forward an apology, I seem to have made the mistake of typing /ourGAY/ when in fact I was attempting to type /ourGARY/.
I in no way meant to imply or accuse Gary Bruce Bettman of being a gay because as we all know women find him irresistible and Gary finds women irresistible.

>>149239846
How much HST on a hot dog at the Rogers centre?

>>149239835
Mcdavid is the fastest skater in the NHL but not fast enough for it to matter tomorrow

>>149239843
He truly is America's pride

Roberto Luongo will bang the drum tomorrow for the Florida Panthers. He was the drummer last year before game 7.

>Americas pride
>Born in CANADA

>>149239910
Por Drain tech
Professional Drain Technicians

Is club World Cup in soccer like a reverse 4 naysh

>>149240019
In 10 years, Maine and Nova Scotia will form an independent nation

>>149239937
L U N D P A D S
U
N
D
P
A
D
S

i like hockey

>>149239937
All of Vancouver cheers for Luongo and the Panthers!

This shit is taking too long, I don't even care about this season anymore and am more looking forward to next season

Flames and Islanders

I'm having crazy dreams of leaving tennessee, /hoc/

>>149240424
gary is just prolonging the cucking

>>149240424
>reduce the league to 20 teams
>start the season in september
>start playoffs in april
>only 8 teams make playoffs
>conclude the league in may
fixed the league

Ovechkin not getting a sendoff in the olympics is so fucking lame

>>149240424
shit is taking way too long. at least we still have more hockey

>>149240570
Pink pony club
I’m gonna keep on dancing down at the

>>149240622
why did mcdavid and draisatl choose a song about a gay club?

>>149240622
PINK PONY CLUB

>>149240651
Because they’re homolusting turbofaggots

>>149240700
a life of getting butt blasted by rabbis

>>149240651
They are too busy having sex with women and losing the Stanley cup final annually to be insecure about their sexuality

destroy and annihilate all AI

>>149240764
unlike crosby who never had sex and won cup finals

I looked up one of the gay hockey romance novels /hoc/ was talking about and now amazon keeps recommending them to me :(

>>149240828
anon you might be a faggot

>>149240828
What where the tags?

I used to work with a gay guy

>>149240651
It's a tribute to famous homo Trudeau.

perfect night out lads. was walking my 3 cats by the fat old Italian who thinks i'm a fag and his Oilers flags are not as many but i still continued my community service and stopped to get him worked up with another 'that Brad Marchand what a hockey player. wow. plays the game the right way y'know?' comment which elicited one of those 'just found my sons cum stains on the back of the living room pillows' expression from that boomer goomba.

>>149240587
give me 3 examples of something this league has done in the last 15 even 20 years that wasn't lame.

>>149241135
4Naysh Game 1
4Naysh Game 2
4Naysh Game 3
I can keep going but you already know what I'm going to say.

>>149241135
https://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18?si=qcvWUn3YMJcVlLwX

>>149240924
did he at least have the common courtesy to mince around and let everyone know he's that way?

>>149240924
my former supervisor was gay

>>149241157
gary is a chud

>>149241157
THANK YOU RUSSIA

>>149241224
*gary

>>149241197
got through a minute. generic hookless garbage. does it pickup later in the tune? i hope i never find out.
t.H-O-T-T-O-G-O enthusiast

>>149241077
based

>>149241319
meant for this
>>149241191

Huomenta but the opposite

>>149241319
it bangs and slaps after about 1 minute

How does he keep getting away with it?

>>149241485
each year Gary allows a draw where 10 teams get to have a player use steroids and getaway with it in the regular season.
in the playoffs he now lets anyone over 35 use them.

>>149241650
There's literally nothing wrong with professional athletes doing whatever they can to be their best.

>>149237328
Idk I just know there was a lot of funny memes when Alek Manoah was blowing out

>>149241485
He's just that based

>>149241405
they literally summon demons onto the master tracks with this slop man what makes you think i should expose myself to those machinations of the soul? this knowledge was not in my arsenal when i had a stroke one hot summer afternoon after ferociously masturbating while hungover.

this should be Gary's choice for the inevitable Mexican team logo

24 bongs from now the kitties will be raising the stan lee (again)
how does that make you feel, chat?

>>149242523
Thats barely enough time to get drunk

>>149242523
Bretty good

>>149242523
not bad. was rooting for edmonton this time around but whatever, i like florida

Tough night at work. Had a trainee with me so I had to hold in all my Morgan Rielly's for 5 hours.

>>149242774
Should have just kept them silent and see if he said anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb1SHuPXTvs

Yeah I think it still holds up.

>>149242833
what the fuck is a celestial incinerator

>>149242833
they Rastafied him by 10% with those glasses.

>>149242915
star vaporizers

>>149242821
None of them would've been quiet, I can tell you.
>>149242915
Something to do with Celestial the Queen I think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ8-38q7Yt8

>>149241786
steroids for recovery and cocaine for performance should be provided by the league

>Hockey ends tomorrow
what the fuck will we do bros?

if the panthers win it will probably be garys greatest work

>>149243056
AHL finals will be going strong.

>>149243056
First couple weeks of the off season should be good

>>149243056
root for my checkersies :)

>>149243092
hoping my Boston Fleet are in the running for the Marner sweepstakes.

>>149243247
*somehow runs out of hockey players*

i love gary

not gonna click that

>>149243059
only if followed by news of Marchand signing for cheap and Marner following with a discount contract 'because you need a team around you to win'

didnt open that link

I click everything. I open every link. I ask.

*walks through /hoc/*

>>149243409
Brad and Mitch reuniting in Florida would be a beautiful thing to see.

>>149243451
Hey man wipe your feet

>>149243451
*trips you*

>>149243056
Look forward to the draft and seeing the fruition of weaponized capspace

my friend just messaged me on discord

he told me that he didnt ask

Edmonton is gonna get their shit pushed in tomorrow lmao

>>149243371
Cannot say she didn't deserve it for wearing a Kane jersey, but her screams were pretty gnarly, and the guy trying to choke the other guy out obviously don't know how to do it.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750131125703126.mp4

>>149243652
just like my islanders

*drives through /hoc/*

>>149243641
Unlike my islanders

Lou Lamoriello was a mathematics major

OFFICIAL /HOC/ POSTER POWER RANKINGS
1. Finns
2. Swedes
3. Canadians
4. Americans
5. That one guy from Slovakia

Holy fuck this Saints Row Remastered game is bad ass
>make a skanky slut looking character
>all the npcs mouth off to her about what a whore she is
>rip arounf in my bright pink ferarru
>entire gang is sluts in short skirts
>oh also i can run around naked if i want
>all the humor is raunchy and pre woke
>bangin ass soundtrack
And then. And then HULK HOGAN showed up.

>>149234595 (OP)
Will 1993 be locked in tomorrow or will the kitties take a rest day so they can hoist the cup in front of seething c*nadians?

hi bro's just got home off the next 2 days

>>149243946
awesome game brother i remember being in the development team for Grand theft auto

-HH

>>149243946
sounds based i just put on raw

>pop slop
>gamepass slop
>banana nose slop
it fucking says HOC right on the entrance

>>149243832
>that one guy from slovakia
oh no no no he doesn't know

Ohtani on deck!

>>149244182
>names 3 based things
you must be gay

>>149244187
His wife is hot

>>149244209
She's not hot at all desu.

>>149244225
She's tall and japanese

>>149244230
grim

Just think, in 24 hours the Panthers will be Stanley Cup Champions and Edmonton will be burning

liv morgan's body is working me into a shoot.

>>149234652
Just like my islanders :)

>vacquer lost
KWAHCSB

>>149243678
I thought it would be an oiler fan and panther fan
but wtf why are 2 fans of the same team doing that?

>>149244444
Checked Skinners SV% tomorrow .44444

>>149244444
Who knows. So many retards in this world who can't handle alcohol.

>>149243678
>tribal tramp stamp with a thong

>>149244516
drinking a beer rn bud

>ibanez
KWAB

>>149243371
Whack ass fanbase constantly fighting each other and not Panthers fans?

>oldberg is back
i fucking sleep

>gillberg
>2025
KWAMCHSBNHGSPC

>>149244562
true bro

my kitties better close this out tomorrow and not give the lels a chance to go back to their barn

>>149244526
Hopefully you don't start to attack random people when drunk then.

>pull up tiny's ratings
>ctrl f milly
>no results found
Kek what a pissant company

>>149244576
couldn't be me

>>149244587
KWAB

>>149244587
no 600k?

>>149244573
Albertans are rustic but I don't think they play NHL hockey in a barn

>>149244597
we don't post nhl viewership numbers here

BIG DAVE FROM THE TOP OF THE TITANTRON

>>149244626
>he watches raw live
KWAB

what in the fuck are you mouthbreathers even talking about

>>149244649
so you don't know?

>>149244649
you tell me

>>149244607
McDavid isn't a draw that's why they're putting the rocket ship on Big Goals Bennet

>>149244654
Your ass better call somebody

THA ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES

THA BAD ASS BILLY GUNN

i've said it before but during the fake virus era when canada had it's own league i would watch streams of florida vs carolina or whoever and there would be 5k most streaming it. the canadian league games despite playing each other so much was in the 600k range.

>>149244698
asterisk year bud

Oilerbros.... it can't end like this....

It'll be completely over for the entire team, it will be dismantled and rebuilt for sure if they lose this time. I love this team so much.

It's honestly been my favourite 2 years of hockey watching this team.

>>149244444
edmonton contains many mysteries

>>149244444
uhh because the mask or anti-mask vax or anti-vax spell literally mind broke couples, families, neighbours, communities, and country remember, retard?

>liv blew her shoulder out in a basic face bump against kairi
kairi is cursed kek

The Florida Panthers are Saskatchewan's team.

>>149244813
made in japan = flimsy shit

>>149244823
Maybe on planet retard.

phil said he was going to spitroast cena

>>149244833
That's Edmonton.

>>149244823
I’m sorry but Saskatchewan can’t keep the Panthers for themselves. They are Canada’s team.

>>149244863
Actually they're an American team. But you cuck for whoever you want. :)
We love to see it

so what goalie EDM start?

>>149244881
it has to be stu

>Canadians aren't even cheering for Canadian teams anymore.
America has truly won and we rule you.

>>149244142
Kek. KEK.

>>149244881
They will definitely start Skinner, because he's their #1 next season too. McDrai's whole legacy is getting decided by a glorified AHL goalie right in front our eyes and it couldn't be more funny.
>>149244910
>being the plastic cuck who cheers for other teams than your own

>>149244869
The mental gymnastics that certain people are doing in order to claim the cup as theirs is both amusing and sad at the same time

>>149244958
>because he's their #1 next season too
there's no fucking way
I can understand them running it back this year but no organization would be retarded enough to do it a third time when its clearly an issue

>>149244869
The mental gymnastics that certain people are doing in order to claim the cup as theirs is both amusing and sad at the same time

Thoughts on tomorrows (todays) game?

the cup is mine, i just let gary use it in exchange for cigarettes and beer

>>149244986
I want mcgaykid to have 2 Smythes and 0 (zero) cups. I think that would be really funny

>>149244986
hope it goes to game 7 and florida wins

>>149244984
I mean canadians

>>149244983
https://www.spotrac.com/nhl/free-agents/_/year/2025/position/g

So tell me who from this list is the solution. While you're at it, check 2026. That's when McDavid leaves

>>149245034
They shouldn't go dumpster diving in free agency.
They need to go to a team with a signed and established #1, that will not be a serious cup contender or even in the playoff race. And make them a trade they cannot refuse.
Someone like a Sorokin or Daccord or Montembeault.

>Gary....?
>Gary please....don't do it

>>149245056
Name those 5 pls

>>149245056
contracting back to original six still wouldn't fix the issue. sad stuff to say the least

>>149245074
it's a tapeworms from space slave debt circus economy issue.

>>149245061
Oilers dont have anything besides McDavid/Drai that's "too good of an offer". Not even prospects. They dont have a firsr round pick in 2025 or 2026.
Let me guess, you're the type of a fan who thinks that giving up 35yo Henrique and/or 33yo Kane who are both on their last year of contract plus a first rounder in 2027 is definitely worth for a rebuilding team to give up their good goalie for.

Oh, also take a capdump from oilers. What the fuck man

>>149245098
They just signed Marjala and Järventie. I just want my finns out of Edmonton (or Toronto), rest canadian cities are alroght

>>149245098
Dropping bouchard in a deal would be the safest bet, while people are still high enough on him being makar 2.0
Realistically getting something in net is their only way to continue the window, otherwise its closed af so they don't really have a choice but to try.

Which random player did you arbitrarily love while young?
For me it's Ryan Clowe, because I liked that his name was one letter removed from Clown.
Then he played the puck while on the bench when I was older and solidified by appreciation for him.

might buy a bass soon

>>149243001
severely underrated

Antisemitism is gay

>>149245178
Bouchard is an UFA after this playoff series. That means he is an unrestricted free agent and he can do what he wants, he cannot be traded. If he doesn't leave, Oilers will overpay for him and not a single rebuilding team with an established #1 goalie is taking that 8x9M contract considering that he played with Drai and McDavid.

https://puckpedia.com/team/edmonton-oilers

Look at this. This is fucking grim.

>>149235433
LOL, true though. he was fucked around from the start by Babcock

>>149245203
Just like my islanders

>>149245215
We don't talk about cock here. Even if it's Bab's

Prediction: 25/26 will be another exciting season for the Anaheim Ducks.

>>149245387
YES

Go kitties

>>149241650
your team is shit and run by retards

>>149245401
to dairy queen
for me it's mint oreo desu

I think stan Lee is going to enjoy living in Florida this off season

>>149244698
Wasn’t it illegal to leave your house in canada until 2022? kwab

>>149244698
Did it occur to you that many people are not poor fags or at least own a goddamn TV so they dont have to watch streams?

Didn't k ow it was that sad in Canada

JT won the battle against the tax man

tavares will come back to long island

>>149245488
Unfortunately there's one tax man he'll never beat

>>149245488
>Even the Canadian IRS gets fucked by their citizens
Jesus christ what is going on up there?

>>149245501
>>149245405

>>149245488
>tax man
used to think george was the best beatle but it's undoubtedly john

>>149245504
retard

>>149245504
The "at least we're not the US" epidemic. If I stabbed a guy, he'd likely post about how it's a good thing he's not allowed to defend himself on bluesky or reddit.

149245474
>making fun of someone for having limited income
what a sad man you are. especially in these times when the orange faggot and the demented old fuck ruined the economy. to quote larry boy i say we do nuthin' he's a demented old fuck let him rot end this embarrassment now. the state of you. twat

>>149245535
sports doko?

>>149245535
kwab you aren't a chud anymore buddy?

>>149245540
another incorrect use of kwab. i accept your concession.

>>149245535
>when the orange faggot
People are really obsessed with America lately aren't they?

>>149245545
KWAB

>>149245474
Everything else on TV is crap and some people don't want to pay for cable to only watch sports desu

>>149245405
monitor on bozo

will gary actually let the final end in 6 or is he going to milk muh tv ratings one more game

>>149245565
the oilers will have at least 6 powerplays

>>149245569
>have
Don't you mean give?

>>149245578
no

>>149245582
I forgot they've been complete saints this series

>>149245595
we forgive you

>>149245565
gary is an honorable man

>>149245535
Stop living north american politics, you're a swede

>>149245615
maybe on opposite day

>>149245565
whatever happens, you can be sure our gary is in on it

>>149245535
We dont talk about Gary like that

>>149245535
Skip one or two trashfood meals or dont buy that gram or two of weed and people dont have to settle for streams. Sounds like a loser/addict problem to be honest

guarantee i wouldn't have died on d-day desu

bud1

>>149245675
Ya cause the boat has weight limits

>>149245682
cope

>>149245535
hey trb, business idea:
get a job
kwab
n' kek

Game 1: Kino
Game 2: Kino
Game 3: Lame and gay
Game 4: Kino
Game 5: Lame and gay

What will game 6 be?

>>149245719
ligimo

>>149245719
The number of anal tear cases has gone up drastically in edmonton
I think we're going to see something special tonight

please oilers i need this

>>149245719
7-2 Panthers

>>149245719
Oilers with 12 powerplays, they win 8-1

>>149245719
>It's "lame and gay" whenever Soilers are in trouble
Kwab

if i was on the titanic sub it wouldntve gone down like that

>>149245805
Ya it would've sunk shortly after you left port

If the panthers don't win game 6 I'm convinced there is actual rigging in the league

>>149245819
last series came down to this sequence

>>149245823
The last series was significantly more evenly matched
The Panthers this time have lead for almost 300 minutes of play.

>>149245719
You are a fag.

do my yotes play today?

aaron ekblad is the best swede in the league atm

>>149246021
Sad

>>149245823
>the game came down to a sequence which wouldnt even tie the game
retard

todella pahalta näyttää nyt tässä kyllä

>>149246074
That can't be a real sentence

>>149246120
it's a famous line because it was the last thing communicated from the M/S Estonia before she sank

it's not windy today, so i think the blue and orange team will lose

>>149246134
Just like my Metal Gear Solid 2

Guys
What if >1993 ends?
We're all too confident in the Panthers

>>149245719
8-3 Panthers after Skinner does what he do and they let in 3 empty netters at the end

>>149246137
Cope windy is bad luck for teams

13 bongs

>>149246297
+ sponsored segments + ad break + military ceremony + anthems + tip

i need the panthers to lose tonight so i can go to game 7
i want to see them lift the cup in person :3

>>149246297
I havent even gone to bed yet when i wake up it will be like an hour

Sleeping for 12 hours isn't good for you desu

>>149246334
Neither is sleeping during the day

>>149246308
Thank you gary

>>149246343
Me?

H minus 13 hours

I have a very bad habit where i make a coffee atv1pm and sip on it until 2 am

Coffee at 10pm and sip on it until 2 am

>>149246360
gween tea

covfefe

> With the series tied and a potential Game 7 looming, emotions are peaking. Even Connor McDavid’s wife joined the fray online, calling Florida “rats.”
> his wife
Kwab

> Oilers don't name starting goalie for Game 6 of Stanley Cup Final
Going with 6 skaters. Bold move.

>>149246447
Gotta be someone in the stands better than Skinner and the backup
Just keep em from entering the building lmao

>>149246463
>game 6 in florida
Sports science disproved the sumo goalie myth

this silly bitch thinks he knows better than gare
ken

who's ken?

>>149246487
post bmi or you're projecting
scale pic w/ timestamp

is today the so called 'day of the rake' ive been hearing so much about?

>>149246572
lose some weight

>>149245719
>5-2
>6-1
7-0

>>149246626
No chance Gary is letting this end in 6 games. You think he'd leave money on the table like that?

>>149246637

1 9 9 3

>>149246703
is 199.3 your weight in kilograms?

Got a feeling there's going to be a game tonight

>>149246717

1993 (nineteen ninety-three)

>>149246734
fatty

you do realise edmonton is winning tonight, right?

>>149246734
nineteen ninety-three lbs?
you are the fattest man alive

My team is shit and run by retards.

>>149246838
31 teams' fans say this every spring.

there's a chance marner re-signs with the >laffs?

>>149246895
no

Edmonton should heem their own goalies so they can put in an on-call guy tonight

Good morning! Happy Canada Elimination Day!

>>149246953
>luongo
i dont watch hockey
this should be called the lu bongo if it isnt already

Wordle in 3

>11 bongs
oh hell yea

>>149246963
lu bamba

>>149246975
PUT THE FUCKING MOUTH GUARD IN YOUR MOUTH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>149246973
same
got the connections too

I just need to survive today

>>149246987
would be good to see these guys lose some teeth due to doing this dumb meme

The 2024-2025 NHL season ends tonight. How would (You) rate it out of 10?

There's no way Oilers lose 2 in a row, right?

>>149247020
If Brad Marchand gets the Conn Smythe it’s an easy 8/10

>>149246738
>>149246755

1 9 9 3
9
9
3

>>149246850
Your team does, anyway.

>>149247026
People keep coping by saying “b-b-but last year” in regards to oilers staging a comeback. I think they don’t understand that Panthers both remember and have learned from that. They will not allow Oilers a way back in this time.

Her team is shit and run by retards

>>149247047
Edmonton literally is worse without Hyman. No shit.

>>149247067
Hyman wouldn’t have made a difference. This current iteration of the Panthers is one of the best teams to exist in recent years honestly. They just systematically grind the other team down into dust. You can’t up the physicality or try taking cheap shots either because that’s their game and they’ll thrive even harder playing in the muck.

>>149247081
I think having one of your teams best players would help a lot.

is the netflix series worth watching besides the digging in part?

>>149247085
Oilers fans keep telling me they actually have depth this year while at the same time claiming that they would have won if they had Zach Hyman. Truly deep teams can recover from losing a complimentary first line piece

>>149247085
I think that’s a good indication that the oilers are still as top heavy as ever then. Of course the real issue is having 2 AHL goalies and finding yourself in a position where you aren’t even sure who should start. In the NFL they say “if you have 2 quarterbacks then you have no quarterback” I think the same sentiment applies here.

>>149246975
Kinda looks like thy're tokin'

omo

>>149247115
Let’s not get over our skis Lord Stanley

>>149247085
Thachuk and Barkov are hurt, at least.

Soilers are just shit.

>>149247089
It’s Amazon, but idk some of it’s ok? Hit or miss. I hope the 2nd season is better

>>149247115
oh dear...

think i got a busted wheel bearing so thats 300 bucks down the drain

>>149247145
Do it yourself. Easy fix. Borrow the puller, get a junkyard replacement part. $50 tops.

>>149247085
If they can’t win it without Hyman and it all hinged on Hyman playing then McDavid is an overrated fraud

yea
borrow the puller you absolute retard

>>149247047
>They will not allow Oilers a way back in
The panthers won't
However...

> the Toronto Maple Leafs are interested in Zibanejad.
Jen, kek and lol even
>laffs

>>149247159
Gary doesn’t feel like hauling his ass over to Edmonton this year so no.

>>149247177
Looks like they found their Marner replacement

>>149247177
Zibanajed isnt getting traded and I would launch an investigation into the rags organization if they did that

>>149247145
Sorry bro. My car is only 4 years old and I found rust on it

Who will start a new thread for game day

>>149247233
Not I

>>149247177
pls happen

>>149247233
Can the next thread be

* TOTAL CANAKEK DEATH *

themed?

Thinking about selling 2 of my cars and getting an LR4 again. That’s was a good car.

>>149247233
i can in 300 seconds

we want the cup
we want the cup
we want the cup
we want the cup

gimi
gimi
gimi
gimi

new
>>149247283
>>149247283
>>149247283

>>149245783
Nah the refs will allow almost anything in these next 2, the only penalties that are gonna be called are delay of game

Soilers will have to score 5 on 5 I'm afraid

>>149246074
we hebben een serious problem

>>149246233
Have they confirmed Skinner in net tonight? His confidence must be shattered

>>149246415
>getting cucked on and off the ice by men from warm climates

KWAB

>>149246953
Cats confirmed to win tonight

>>149247026
They already have lost 2 in a row in games 2 & 3