fact: the san jose sharks have a bright future
Hope the penguins win tomorrow I donโt want this shit to last until Friday
>June 16th
>We aren't even at Game 6 yet
>>149234716Thank you Gary
The friendship between Justin Bieber and Mitch Marner is over.
>>149234736>Sign a massive contract with a contender>Never think about the Leafs again>Toronto media seethes when he succeeds elsewhere"Messy" in a jealous ex type of way
canadians be like
>sure our team is a pressure cooker of hysterical losers and gossip rags, but imagine if you won here :) you'd never have to pay for a beer again :)
you know what's better than not paying for your own beer? not having death threats sent to your wife and kids.
>>149234774the biebs wasn't molested
he smoked pole willingly
>>149234774I wish I had a close male friendship to be initmate in
>>149234791>Imagine if you won here>Never winsLmao
>>149234791Im sure the millions in sponsorships for life is secondary
>>149234716The league should be wrapped up by memorial day at latest
>>149234848one day you'll finally realize that there are more important things than money
Mitch Marner is the most hated Toronto athlete in history.
>>149234880I don't know when memorial day or labor day are and I get annoyed when people use them as if they're some clear benchmark in the year like christmas or something
>>149234882Youre right the glory of winning it all in front of your hometown would be the primary reason
>>149234848Players get sponsorships anywhere
>We're on our way to piss off the black community again
soon
>>149234936so you've just circled back around to
>but imagine if you won here :)from the original post
Mitch Marner is excluded of the preliminary roster.
>>149234947>hi, I'm Sebastian Aho, and when I'm hungry after a big game, I choose Bojangles
>>149234977>there are more important things than moneyYou said it not me
>>149234971The man working at the dry cleaner didn't even know what juneteenth was. He acted confused when I mentioned the date
>>149234925I remember when he used to be on the red bull can
>>149234925I haven't been this mad at a poop since my mother-in-laws chili. I feel for toranna and the pain they are going through during this difficult movement
what are the sponsorships sunbelt legend steven stamkos is hawking right now?
> @tsnjamesduthie Multiple people, who are involved or close enough to hear it all, say this is the nastiest trash-talking Stanley Cup Final they've ever seen. Usually some subjects are off limits. Not here. Everything on the table. "Pure verbal hate."
>>149234947I always like when players have to do commercials with local small businesses, like car dealerships
>>149235003when the bussy can squirt
>>149235045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ0TST2GTM4
Did they?
>>149235003Glad to see 2 good Florida boys on the roster, born and raised in Tampa and Miami, respectively
>>149234931it should be concluded by the end of may
Mitch Marner may not sign on July 1st.
Someone post the olympic rosters
>>149235003He will ask for the American citizenship.
>>149235003Why is McDavid on there? How many cups has he won compared to the other players?
personally i think marner is a perfect fit for the yzerplan
>>149235172>Canadian>Someone please post the exhibition tournament rostersLol
>precoping three years before the event even starts
kwab
>>149234736>>149234825>>149234925>>149235076>>149235167Why are Leaf fans so mad at Marner? Don't they want him gone?
can't wait to see what goonery the brothers tkachuk get up to in the 'lympics
>>149235315They hate him so they want him to leave in disgrace
>>149235281give it a rest nigger
>>149235315WE GAVE HIM EVERYTHING HE WANTS.
WE GOT NOTHING.
>>149235385>WE GAVE HIM EVERYTHING HE WANTS.You didn't give him a break :(
>>149235357Maybe your country should just get better at the game?
>>149235354His first game in Toronto with his new team will be an event.
>>149235582What trophy was this for again?
>>149235670It doesnt matter youll never win it
>>149235582>June 2025>I am irrelevant
>>149235699I can think of one you can't win either
>>149235759Factually incorrect
>oilers are in the final
>all anyone wants to talk about is marner
lmfao no wonder edmonton fans are always so miserable
>>149235881we tried to tell you the laffs are basically the dallas cowboys of the nhl but you didnt want to believe us.
>>149236002that's literally edmonton though
we tried to tell you that bud 1 but trb didn't want to believe us
>>149236035how? they are getting out drawn by laffs free agency talk. lol lmao even.
marner not signing with the laffs is getting more media attention than the soilers lack of a starting goaler for game 6 just let that sink in
>>149236160haha yeah canada is a joke
>>149235670International pride
>>149236216>win back to back cups>still less popular than inter miamilol
> Laffs-East
> Laffs-West
> Arguing which is being ridiculed hardest.
Ycmtsu
>>149236331nah not even close youre cuban
there is literally nothing wrong with being cuban
>sebastian aho, come get the stanley cup!
*immediately passes it to mitch marner*
Tkachuk called Kane a monkey I bet
>>149236387my best friend is cuban and is based
>>149236427does he have a hot sister
>>149236444I know he has a younger sister in high school
>>149236427Do you call him Cuba Pete?
Is he the king of the Rumba beat?
>>149236444no butt I fuck his brother
>>149234818No, the "trauma" is how he feels about people hodoing him accountable for being a pole smoking bitch
>>149236399And a wife beater.
who actually wants marner
>>149236399Bet the Soilers were getting bundle-of-sticks slurs left and right for their win song
>>149234736You know, this is almost exactly the same shit that happened with Tavares and the islanders. The only difference is that nobody will care about Leaf fans bitching about Marner leaving
crazy that most americans in /hoc/ will get drafted this year and I ain't talking NHL
>>149236399I would be talking mad shit to Jeff Skinner telling him what a shit goalie he is
Just made a really nice wine spritzer
>>149236736/hoc/ is full of 30+ boomers. even if there is a draft, balkanization will occur instead
Still shocked that Pete DeBoer got thrown outta Dallas the way he did. I didnโt think theyโd renew his contract but I didnโt expect him to get fired like that.
>>149236708draisatl and mcdavid chose that song
>>149236736I havenโt even watched the news in 3 years.
>>149236764>we're going to fight a guerilla offense instead of a regular war
>>149236775This is the organization that called its top two players fucking horse shit publicly, there was no way DeBoer was staying in the first place, let alone after he flogged Oettinger.
>>149236809have zoomers discovered /hoc/?
>>149236827Same I get all my news from independent sources like /pol/ and my own asshole
>>149234652Next season is gonna be so good sharkbros. I can't wait for the Gary cup to end and get to october
>>149236858I mean the guy gave up 2 goals on the first 2 shots he faced in an elimination game
>>149236775most coaches only get to lose twice in the conference final before getting canned anyway, newfag.
>>149236922Where does he go next? Toronto?
>>149234652Fact: the Shorks aint getting that bright future if Grier keeps twerking for Chris Drury to get out of retarded contracts.
>>149237008he's heading to the ahl
Jackson Smith going to the Habs would be a doomsday scenario for the entire NHL
>>149237083??? you mean barclay goodrow?
Was it figured out why /mlb/ posters are obsessed with Recker?
>>149237328Is there not enough schizo spam in /hoc/ for you? Now you need to bring /mlb/ faggotry in to it? Fuck off.
NHL offseason: "we 'may' have this player on a bad team traded, but the player is stuck behind their RFA contract and they cant leave this bad team until they're over 28 years old, so they will stay on bad team. btw i'm going on vacation after the 4th day of free agency, good luck finding out what happens to every other free agent until like training camp lol"
>Frank Seravalli: The Blackhawks' 3rd overall pick is in play; looking to trade for a difference-maker - DFO Rundown
More things that will never happen but would be really cool if it did
another season, another old man that my avsies are horny for
>>149237715Have you seen the Avalanche's bottom 6?
Why I couldn't get borned as wayne gretzky :(
Chat, I'm excited for My Oilies to win the Cup.
>>149237912>life is just hockey in the 90s>contracts were shit even for top guys>plus you were in Canada for a good chunk of it
>>149237787yeah it's pretty good. assuming wood and colton get moved:
lehkonen - coyle - ???
kelly - drury - LOC
probably be ivan ivan and prischepov plugged in to start. i bet if they land toews, they give him a try for a while at 3c and then trade coyle if it works.
>>149237715>Devon Toews>Jonathan Toews>Miles Wood>Scott Wedgewood>Mackenzie BlackwoodDoubling down on the name magic
>Jeff Marek, on the What Chaos! podcast, noted that #TimeToHunt is an extremely analytics-heavy team, with Bill Zito not making a move without approval from head of analytics Sunny Mehta.
BUT THE STATE TAXES
HOW DARE IT GO AGAINST MY NARRATIVE
>>149238764We're already past that, /ourgay/ shot that talking point down.
>>149238764The laffs have the biggest analytics department in the league
Can American American NHL players get drafted or are they immune?
>>149238979Every male american has to sign up for the draft when they turn 18 no?
>>149237912Jackie has small tits
>>149239078You have to sign up to something just incase thereโs a draft
They really have to get rid of the icing rule. So sick of the stoppage of play.
>>149238979>>149239078There's an age cutoff
Think it's 27
They could just say LOL NO ITS HIGHER NOW cause who's gonna stop them?
>>149239124Thats what I meant the selective service or whatever its called
>>149239139Yeah I had to fill it out three times because the retarded bureaucrats keep losing mine
>>149239078You have to vote to be in the draft but i hear if you fortunate son you can get out of it.
I'm just hoping this war can free my laffs from Mathews salary
KWAB
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>>149239133>27 NOOOOOOOOOO
>>149239216He's gotta be lying with that hairline
>>149239247It's honestly crazy how far back it's getting
>>149239133So I'll be clear by the end of the year
>>149239247Many of my friends lost half their head by 26
>>149239216Zoomers are aging like milk
>>149239296Some guys pull this off but it ain't workin for him
i can easily get a draft exemption because i provide an essential service, without me /hoc/ would collapse
>>149239361Garbage worker?
>>149239398no, just my presence
I heard theyre about to nuke iran
>>149239643Who gives a shit
You gotta at least try to make it hockey related
Tomorrow Marchand is eliminating the oilers
>>149239746tomorrow mcdavid will put up eight goals and lock in his conn smythe
friday marchand eliminates the oilers
>>149239746>Marchand gets to crush the dreams of ending >1993 a second time.Based Rat
>>149238485Did PM Carney announce a tax-free game tomorrow for the Oilers players?
>>149239835Don't leak the script, intern
I need to put forward an apology, I seem to have made the mistake of typing /ourGAY/ when in fact I was attempting to type /ourGARY/.
I in no way meant to imply or accuse Gary Bruce Bettman of being a gay because as we all know women find him irresistible and Gary finds women irresistible.
>>149239846How much HST on a hot dog at the Rogers centre?
>>149239835Mcdavid is the fastest skater in the NHL but not fast enough for it to matter tomorrow
>>149239843He truly is America's pride
Roberto Luongo will bang the drum tomorrow for the Florida Panthers. He was the drummer last year before game 7.
>Americas pride
>Born in CANADA
>>149239910Por Drain tech
Professional Drain Technicians
Is club World Cup in soccer like a reverse 4 naysh
>>149240019In 10 years, Maine and Nova Scotia will form an independent nation
>>149239937L U N D P A D S
U
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D
P
A
D
S
>>149239937All of Vancouver cheers for Luongo and the Panthers!
This shit is taking too long, I don't even care about this season anymore and am more looking forward to next season
I'm having crazy dreams of leaving tennessee, /hoc/
>>149240424gary is just prolonging the cucking
>>149240424>reduce the league to 20 teams >start the season in september >start playoffs in april >only 8 teams make playoffs>conclude the league in mayfixed the league
Ovechkin not getting a sendoff in the olympics is so fucking lame
>>149240424shit is taking way too long. at least we still have more hockey
>>149240570Pink pony club
Iโm gonna keep on dancing down at the
>>149240622why did mcdavid and draisatl choose a song about a gay club?
>>149240622PINK PONY CLUB
>>149240651Because theyโre homolusting turbofaggots
>>149240700a life of getting butt blasted by rabbis
>>149240651They are too busy having sex with women and losing the Stanley cup final annually to be insecure about their sexuality
destroy and annihilate all AI
>>149240764unlike crosby who never had sex and won cup finals
I looked up one of the gay hockey romance novels /hoc/ was talking about and now amazon keeps recommending them to me :(
>>149240828anon you might be a faggot
>>149240828What where the tags?
I used to work with a gay guy
>>149240651It's a tribute to famous homo Trudeau.
perfect night out lads. was walking my 3 cats by the fat old Italian who thinks i'm a fag and his Oilers flags are not as many but i still continued my community service and stopped to get him worked up with another 'that Brad Marchand what a hockey player. wow. plays the game the right way y'know?' comment which elicited one of those 'just found my sons cum stains on the back of the living room pillows' expression from that boomer goomba.
>>149240587give me 3 examples of something this league has done in the last 15 even 20 years that wasn't lame.
>>1492411354Naysh Game 1
4Naysh Game 2
4Naysh Game 3
I can keep going but you already know what I'm going to say.
>>149241135https://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18?si=qcvWUn3YMJcVlLwX
>>149240924did he at least have the common courtesy to mince around and let everyone know he's that way?
>>149240924my former supervisor was gay
>>149241157gary is a chud
>>149241157THANK YOU RUSSIA
>>149241197got through a minute. generic hookless garbage. does it pickup later in the tune? i hope i never find out.
t.H-O-T-T-O-G-O enthusiast
Huomenta but the opposite
>>149241319it bangs and slaps after about 1 minute
How does he keep getting away with it?
>>149241485each year Gary allows a draw where 10 teams get to have a player use steroids and getaway with it in the regular season.
in the playoffs he now lets anyone over 35 use them.
aaron
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>>149241650There's literally nothing wrong with professional athletes doing whatever they can to be their best.
>>149237328Idk I just know there was a lot of funny memes when Alek Manoah was blowing out
>>149241485He's just that based
>>149241405they literally summon demons onto the master tracks with this slop man what makes you think i should expose myself to those machinations of the soul? this knowledge was not in my arsenal when i had a stroke one hot summer afternoon after ferociously masturbating while hungover.
this should be Gary's choice for the inevitable Mexican team logo
24 bongs from now the kitties will be raising the stan lee (again)
how does that make you feel, chat?
>>149242523Thats barely enough time to get drunk
>>149242523not bad. was rooting for edmonton this time around but whatever, i like florida
Tough night at work. Had a trainee with me so I had to hold in all my Morgan Rielly's for 5 hours.
>>149242774Should have just kept them silent and see if he said anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb1SHuPXTvs
Yeah I think it still holds up.
>>149242833what the fuck is a celestial incinerator
>>149242833they Rastafied him by 10% with those glasses.
>>149242915star vaporizers
>>149242821None of them would've been quiet, I can tell you.
>>149242915Something to do with Celestial the Queen I think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ8-38q7Yt8
>>149241786steroids for recovery and cocaine for performance should be provided by the league
>Hockey ends tomorrow
what the fuck will we do bros?
if the panthers win it will probably be garys greatest work
>>149243056AHL finals will be going strong.
>>149243056First couple weeks of the off season should be good
>>149243056root for my checkersies :)
>>149243092hoping my Boston Fleet are in the running for the Marner sweepstakes.
>>149243247*somehow runs out of hockey players*
https://x.com/yegwave/status/1934723532476371109
>>149243059only if followed by news of Marchand signing for cheap and Marner following with a discount contract 'because you need a team around you to win'
I click everything. I open every link. I ask.
>>149243409Brad and Mitch reuniting in Florida would be a beautiful thing to see.
>>149243451Hey man wipe your feet
trips
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>>149243056Look forward to the draft and seeing the fruition of weaponized capspace
my friend just messaged me on discord
he told me that he didnt ask
Edmonton is gonna get their shit pushed in tomorrow lmao
>>149243371Cannot say she didn't deserve it for wearing a Kane jersey, but her screams were pretty gnarly, and the guy trying to choke the other guy out obviously don't know how to do it.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750131125703126.mp4
>>149243652just like my islanders
>>149243641Unlike my islanders
Lou Lamoriello was a mathematics major
OFFICIAL /HOC/ POSTER POWER RANKINGS
1. Finns
2. Swedes
3. Canadians
4. Americans
5. That one guy from Slovakia
Holy fuck this Saints Row Remastered game is bad ass
>make a skanky slut looking character
>all the npcs mouth off to her about what a whore she is
>rip arounf in my bright pink ferarru
>entire gang is sluts in short skirts
>oh also i can run around naked if i want
>all the humor is raunchy and pre woke
>bangin ass soundtrack
And then. And then HULK HOGAN showed up.
>>149234595 (OP)Will 1993 be locked in tomorrow or will the kitties take a rest day so they can hoist the cup in front of seething c*nadians?
hi bro's just got home off the next 2 days
>>149243946awesome game brother i remember being in the development team for Grand theft auto
-HH
>>149243946sounds based i just put on raw
tpbc
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>pop slop
>gamepass slop
>banana nose slop
it fucking says HOC right on the entrance
>>149243832>that one guy from slovakiaoh no no no he doesn't know
>>149244182>names 3 based thingsyou must be gay
>>149244187His wife is hot
>>149244209She's not hot at all desu.
>>149244225She's tall and japanese
Just think, in 24 hours the Panthers will be Stanley Cup Champions and Edmonton will be burning
liv morgan's body is working me into a shoot.
>>149234652Just like my islanders :)
>>149243678I thought it would be an oiler fan and panther fan
but wtf why are 2 fans of the same team doing that?
>>149244444Checked Skinners SV% tomorrow .44444
>>149244444Who knows. So many retards in this world who can't handle alcohol.
ken
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>>149243678>tribal tramp stamp with a thong
>>149244516drinking a beer rn bud
>>149243371Whack ass fanbase constantly fighting each other and not Panthers fans?
>oldberg is back
i fucking sleep
>gillberg
>2025
KWAMCHSBNHGSPC
my kitties better close this out tomorrow and not give the lels a chance to go back to their barn
>>149244526Hopefully you don't start to attack random people when drunk then.
>pull up tiny's ratings
>ctrl f milly
>no results found
Kek what a pissant company
>>149244576couldn't be me
>>149244573Albertans are rustic but I don't think they play NHL hockey in a barn
>>149244597we don't post nhl viewership numbers here
BIG DAVE FROM THE TOP OF THE TITANTRON
>>149244626>he watches raw liveKWAB
what in the fuck are you mouthbreathers even talking about
>>149244649so you don't know?
>>149244607McDavid isn't a draw that's why they're putting the rocket ship on Big Goals Bennet
>>149244654Your ass better call somebody
THA ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES
THA BAD ASS BILLY GUNN
i've said it before but during the fake virus era when canada had it's own league i would watch streams of florida vs carolina or whoever and there would be 5k most streaming it. the canadian league games despite playing each other so much was in the 600k range.
bett
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>>149244698asterisk year bud
Oilerbros.... it can't end like this....
It'll be completely over for the entire team, it will be dismantled and rebuilt for sure if they lose this time. I love this team so much.
It's honestly been my favourite 2 years of hockey watching this team.
>>149244444edmonton contains many mysteries
>>149244444uhh because the mask or anti-mask vax or anti-vax spell literally mind broke couples, families, neighbours, communities, and country remember, retard?
>liv blew her shoulder out in a basic face bump against kairi
kairi is cursed kek
The Florida Panthers are Saskatchewan's team.
>>149244813made in japan = flimsy shit
>>149244823Maybe on planet retard.
phil said he was going to spitroast cena
>>149244833That's Edmonton.
>>149244823Iโm sorry but Saskatchewan canโt keep the Panthers for themselves. They are Canadaโs team.
>>149244863Actually they're an American team. But you cuck for whoever you want. :)
We love to see it
so what goalie EDM start?
>>149244881it has to be stu
>Canadians aren't even cheering for Canadian teams anymore.
America has truly won and we rule you.
>>149244881They will definitely start Skinner, because he's their #1 next season too. McDrai's whole legacy is getting decided by a glorified AHL goalie right in front our eyes and it couldn't be more funny.
>>149244910>being the plastic cuck who cheers for other teams than your own
>>149244869The mental gymnastics that certain people are doing in order to claim the cup as theirs is both amusing and sad at the same time
>>149244958>because he's their #1 next season toothere's no fucking way
I can understand them running it back this year but no organization would be retarded enough to do it a third time when its clearly an issue
>>149244869The mental gymnastics that certain people are doing in order to claim the cup as theirs is both amusing and sad at the same time
Thoughts on tomorrows (todays) game?
the cup is mine, i just let gary use it in exchange for cigarettes and beer
>>149244986I want mcgaykid to have 2 Smythes and 0 (zero) cups. I think that would be really funny
>>149244986hope it goes to game 7 and florida wins
>>149244984I mean canadians
>>149244983https://www.spotrac.com/nhl/free-agents/_/year/2025/position/g
So tell me who from this list is the solution. While you're at it, check 2026. That's when McDavid leaves
ggrtr
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>mfw there are like 5 consistent starting goalies in a league of 34 teams
>>149245034They shouldn't go dumpster diving in free agency.
They need to go to a team with a signed and established #1, that will not be a serious cup contender or even in the playoff race. And make them a trade they cannot refuse.
Someone like a Sorokin or Daccord or Montembeault.
gn88
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>Gary....?
>Gary please....don't do it
>>149245056Name those 5 pls
>>149245056contracting back to original six still wouldn't fix the issue. sad stuff to say the least
>>149245074it's a tapeworms from space slave debt circus economy issue.
>>149245061Oilers dont have anything besides McDavid/Drai that's "too good of an offer". Not even prospects. They dont have a firsr round pick in 2025 or 2026.
Let me guess, you're the type of a fan who thinks that giving up 35yo Henrique and/or 33yo Kane who are both on their last year of contract plus a first rounder in 2027 is definitely worth for a rebuilding team to give up their good goalie for.
Oh, also take a capdump from oilers. What the fuck man
>>149245098They just signed Marjala and Jรคrventie. I just want my finns out of Edmonton (or Toronto), rest canadian cities are alroght
>>149245098Dropping bouchard in a deal would be the safest bet, while people are still high enough on him being makar 2.0
Realistically getting something in net is their only way to continue the window, otherwise its closed af so they don't really have a choice but to try.
clowe
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Which random player did you arbitrarily love while young?
For me it's Ryan Clowe, because I liked that his name was one letter removed from Clown.
Then he played the puck while on the bench when I was older and solidified by appreciation for him.
>>149243001severely underrated
>>149245178Bouchard is an UFA after this playoff series. That means he is an unrestricted free agent and he can do what he wants, he cannot be traded. If he doesn't leave, Oilers will overpay for him and not a single rebuilding team with an established #1 goalie is taking that 8x9M contract considering that he played with Drai and McDavid.
https://puckpedia.com/team/edmonton-oilers
Look at this. This is fucking grim.
>>149235433LOL, true though. he was fucked around from the start by Babcock
>>149245203Just like my islanders
>>149245215We don't talk about cock here. Even if it's Bab's
Prediction: 25/26 will be another exciting season for the Anaheim Ducks.
>>149241650your team is shit and run by retards
>>149245401to dairy queen
for me it's mint oreo desu
I think stan Lee is going to enjoy living in Florida this off season
>>149244698Wasnโt it illegal to leave your house in canada until 2022? kwab
>>149244698Did it occur to you that many people are not poor fags or at least own a goddamn TV so they dont have to watch streams?
Didn't k ow it was that sad in Canada
JT won the battle against the tax man
tavares will come back to long island
file
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>>149245488Unfortunately there's one tax man he'll never beat
>>149245488>Even the Canadian IRS gets fucked by their citizensJesus christ what is going on up there?
>>149245488>tax manused to think george was the best beatle but it's undoubtedly john
>>149245504The "at least we're not the US" epidemic. If I stabbed a guy, he'd likely post about how it's a good thing he's not allowed to defend himself on bluesky or reddit.
149245474
>making fun of someone for having limited income
what a sad man you are. especially in these times when the orange faggot and the demented old fuck ruined the economy. to quote larry boy i say we do nuthin' he's a demented old fuck let him rot end this embarrassment now. the state of you. twat
>>149245535kwab you aren't a chud anymore buddy?
>>149245540another incorrect use of kwab. i accept your concession.
>>149245535>when the orange faggotPeople are really obsessed with America lately aren't they?
>>149245474Everything else on TV is crap and some people don't want to pay for cable to only watch sports desu
>>149245405monitor on bozo
will gary actually let the final end in 6 or is he going to milk muh tv ratings one more game
>>149245565the oilers will have at least 6 powerplays
>>149245569>haveDon't you mean give?
>>149245582I forgot they've been complete saints this series
>>149245595we forgive you
>>149245565gary is an honorable man
>>149245535Stop living north american politics, you're a swede
>>149245615maybe on opposite day
>>149245565whatever happens, you can be sure our gary is in on it
>>149245535We dont talk about Gary like that
>>149245535Skip one or two trashfood meals or dont buy that gram or two of weed and people dont have to settle for streams. Sounds like a loser/addict problem to be honest
guarantee i wouldn't have died on d-day desu
>>149245675Ya cause the boat has weight limits
>>149245535hey trb, business idea:
get a job
kwab
n' kek
Game 1: Kino
Game 2: Kino
Game 3: Lame and gay
Game 4: Kino
Game 5: Lame and gay
What will game 6 be?
>>149245719The number of anal tear cases has gone up drastically in edmonton
I think we're going to see something special tonight
please oilers i need this
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>>149245719Oilers with 12 powerplays, they win 8-1
>>149245719>It's "lame and gay" whenever Soilers are in troubleKwab
if i was on the titanic sub it wouldntve gone down like that
>>149245805Ya it would've sunk shortly after you left port
If the panthers don't win game 6 I'm convinced there is actual rigging in the league
>>149245819last series came down to this sequence
>>149245823The last series was significantly more evenly matched
The Panthers this time have lead for almost 300 minutes of play.
>>149245719You are a fag.
aaron ekblad is the best swede in the league atm
>>149245823>the game came down to a sequence which wouldnt even tie the gameretard
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>>149246074That can't be a real sentence
>>149246120it's a famous line because it was the last thing communicated from the M/S Estonia before she sank
it's not windy today, so i think the blue and orange team will lose
>>149246134Just like my Metal Gear Solid 2
Guys
What if >1993 ends?
We're all too confident in the Panthers
>>1492457198-3 Panthers after Skinner does what he do and they let in 3 empty netters at the end
>>149246137Cope windy is bad luck for teams
>>149246297+ sponsored segments + ad break + military ceremony + anthems + tip
i need the panthers to lose tonight so i can go to game 7
i want to see them lift the cup in person :3
>>149246297I havent even gone to bed yet when i wake up it will be like an hour
Sleeping for 12 hours isn't good for you desu
>>149246334Neither is sleeping during the day
>>149246308Thank you gary
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Coffee at 10pm and sip on it until 2 am
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> With the series tied and a potential Game 7 looming, emotions are peaking. Even Connor McDavidโs wife joined the fray online, calling Florida โrats.โ
> his wife
Kwab
> Oilers don't name starting goalie for Game 6 of Stanley Cup Final
Going with 6 skaters. Bold move.
>>149246447Gotta be someone in the stands better than Skinner and the backup
Just keep em from entering the building lmao
>>149246463>game 6 in floridaSports science disproved the sumo goalie myth
this silly bitch thinks he knows better than gare
ken
>>149246487post bmi or you're projecting
scale pic w/ timestamp
is today the so called 'day of the rake' ive been hearing so much about?
>>149246572lose some weight
>>149246626No chance Gary is letting this end in 6 games. You think he'd leave money on the table like that?
https://youtu.be/9E8mZ3nZF7w
>>149246703is 199.3 your weight in kilograms?
Got a feeling there's going to be a game tonight
>>1492467171993 (nineteen ninety-three)
you do realise edmonton is winning tonight, right?
>>149246734nineteen ninety-three lbs?
you are the fattest man alive
My team is shit and run by retards.
>>14924683831 teams' fans say this every spring.
there's a chance marner re-signs with the >laffs?
Edmonton should heem their own goalies so they can put in an on-call guy tonight
Good morning! Happy Canada Elimination Day!
>Lu banging the drum tonight to chase the swifties away
>>149246953>luongoi dont watch hockey
this should be called the lu bongo if it isnt already
>>149246975PUT THE FUCKING MOUTH GUARD IN YOUR MOUTH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>149246973same
got the connections too
I just need to survive today
>>149246987would be good to see these guys lose some teeth due to doing this dumb meme
The 2024-2025 NHL season ends tonight. How would (You) rate it out of 10?
There's no way Oilers lose 2 in a row, right?
>>149247020If Brad Marchand gets the Conn Smythe itโs an easy 8/10
>>149246850Your team does, anyway.
>>149247026People keep coping by saying โb-b-but last yearโ in regards to oilers staging a comeback. I think they donโt understand that Panthers both remember and have learned from that. They will not allow Oilers a way back in this time.
Her team is shit and run by retards
>>149247047Edmonton literally is worse without Hyman. No shit.
>>149247067Hyman wouldnโt have made a difference. This current iteration of the Panthers is one of the best teams to exist in recent years honestly. They just systematically grind the other team down into dust. You canโt up the physicality or try taking cheap shots either because thatโs their game and theyโll thrive even harder playing in the muck.
>>149247081I think having one of your teams best players would help a lot.
is the netflix series worth watching besides the digging in part?
>>149247085Oilers fans keep telling me they actually have depth this year while at the same time claiming that they would have won if they had Zach Hyman. Truly deep teams can recover from losing a complimentary first line piece
>>149247085I think thatโs a good indication that the oilers are still as top heavy as ever then. Of course the real issue is having 2 AHL goalies and finding yourself in a position where you arenโt even sure who should start. In the NFL they say โif you have 2 quarterbacks then you have no quarterbackโ I think the same sentiment applies here.
>>149246975Kinda looks like thy're tokin'
>>149247115Letโs not get over our skis Lord Stanley
>>149247085Thachuk and Barkov are hurt, at least.
Soilers are just shit.
>>149247089Itโs Amazon, but idk some of itโs ok? Hit or miss. I hope the 2nd season is better
think i got a busted wheel bearing so thats 300 bucks down the drain
>>149247145Do it yourself. Easy fix. Borrow the puller, get a junkyard replacement part. $50 tops.
>>149247085If they canโt win it without Hyman and it all hinged on Hyman playing then McDavid is an overrated fraud
yea
borrow the puller you absolute retard
>>149247047>They will not allow Oilers a way back inThe panthers won't
However...
> the Toronto Maple Leafs are interested in Zibanejad.
Jen, kek and lol even
>laffs
>>149247159Gary doesnโt feel like hauling his ass over to Edmonton this year so no.
>>149247177Looks like they found their Marner replacement
>>149247177Zibanajed isnt getting traded and I would launch an investigation into the rags organization if they did that
>>149247145Sorry bro. My car is only 4 years old and I found rust on it
Who will start a new thread for game day
>>149247233Can the next thread be
* TOTAL CANAKEK DEATH *
themed?
Thinking about selling 2 of my cars and getting an LR4 again. Thatโs was a good car.
>>149247233i can in 300 seconds
we want the cup
we want the cup
we want the cup
we want the cup
>>149245783Nah the refs will allow almost anything in these next 2, the only penalties that are gonna be called are delay of game
Soilers will have to score 5 on 5 I'm afraid
>>149246074we hebben een serious problem
>>149246233Have they confirmed Skinner in net tonight? His confidence must be shattered
>>149246415>getting cucked on and off the ice by men from warm climatesKWAB
>>149246953Cats confirmed to win tonight
>>149247026They already have lost 2 in a row in games 2 & 3