Thread 149237554

History & Heritage edition

the mariners fucking suck

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PHI: Trea Turner went 3-for-5 with a solo homer and two RBI on Monday, propelling the Phillies to a 5-2 victory over the Marlins
COL: Hunter Goodman clobbered two home runs on Monday, powering the Rockies to a 6-4 comeback victory over the Nationals
HOU: Astros manager Joe Espada told reporters they’re hopeful Lance McCullers Jr. (foot) will only require a minimum stint on the 15-day injured list
ATH: Zack Gelof (hand, ribs) will begin a minor league rehab assignment on Tuesday with Triple-A Las Vegas
BOS: Roman Anthony is in right field and batting third on Monday against the Mariners
SEA: Mariners activated RHP Logan Gilbert from the 15-day injured list
SD: Padres transferred RHP Yu Darvish to the 60-day injured list, selected the contract of OF Bryce Johnson from Triple-A El Paso
LAD: Shohei Ohtani will start Monday’s series opener against the Padres

Doyers

Hey Shogei Okinawa is pitching

doyers

>>149241347
Oh and fuck my ass

I cannot wait for "Le doyers comes back" script when Robert Saurez shits the bed against ohtani.

Angels

>>149241375
can you imagine the effort it takes just to eat that much?

>>149237554 (OP)
Mets and Pits

wait, this isn't even nu!

doyers

>>149241365
>>149241376
nobody cares, literally

>>149241417
god i love girl's armpits so much bros

>>149241376
Time flies

>>149241435
you cared enough to reply anon

Mets

Sogay Blowfraudy
5H / 3R / 0.2 IP

ohtani injury incoming

>>149241421
Oh no ya don't!

Guest starring the El Paso Chihuahuas, Triple A team of the San Diego Padres

here we go here we go

>>149241435
literally everyone seems to care.

>>149241442
me too but only when they're hairy

Okay, Lasagna!

I will never forget this night

>>149241435
I care

>>149241478
no :^)

>>149241449
ironic :^)

>>149241472
space cowboys fuck ya

Any other 4chanx users not able to post images right now or is it just me

>>149241524
i suggest 4chanxt

Anybody else getting this 'connection error' message when trying to post? I know it's not my internet because everything else on my end works fine.

everyone cares

>>149241500
That’s what ur mum said lol

>>149241524
yes

>>149241524
Let me check

>>149241524
I get a connection error, but still able to post on a 2nd try

nobody that matters cares

I'm here to watch the big SHOw with the DOYERS facing off against the Padres!

>>149241417
>>149241442
my niggaz

i matter and i care

Let's go Dodgers

God Joe Davis is such a faggot idk how you doggie doos put up with it

>>149241563
KEK

Safety squeeze, let's go

>>149241564
They spotted me in the crowd...

LGTSS
>Poodres
BAU BAU!

Let's have a good series!

Doyers

Lmao nice job jASSon

come on padres, humiliate ohtranny

It's time for Dodger baseball!

>three straight innings of having a runner on second with no outs
>don't score on any

Who is Shohei Ohtani?

nobody cares

If ohtani even gives up a single hit Inwill put on my gura cosplay and insert my golden Shohei bobble head into my ass

i'm somebody and i care

>>149241613
It's just a retarded meme about Sogay Cuckfraudy

lmao hahahahahah anaels kek

I assume Ohtani has a pitch count?

why did the yankees not PINCH RUN for goldy? hes 43 years old.

my sickly, diabetic grandmother can run faster than him. YOURE AT HOME. IF HE DOESNT SCORE THE GAME ENDS. if he does…THE GAME ENDS TOO
literally NO REASON to not pinch run

the Ohtani glazing is insufferable

Ohtani is finished as a pitcher

>>149241638
Nobody left on the bench

>>149241625
Pics with timestamp

>>149241644
cringe

I've never watched Ohtani pitch so I'm excited.

>>149241531
alright let me try
shit it still doesn't work

>>149241625
uh oh

>>149241655
Well he's a shitty pitcher so strap in

No hitter over, GJ Tatis Jr.

>on pace to give up infinite runs without recording an out
this is your goat?

>>149241655
same, this looks crazy

LMAO

Schanuel really saved the game

sit the FUCK down ohtranny

>>149241654
Faggot

>>149241537
well played

>>149241668
that's what I'm counting on UwU

>>149241671
Kek nooooooo

>STANKEES

KEKINI

>>149241638
im fat, pasty, and have a legitimate 4.3 inch penis and Even I could have scored there.

>>149241655
>Average Doyer bandwagon

>>149241683
ironic :^)

Ohtani already washed

nice TWO SEAM fastball

At least I don’t have to look at that stupid wigger Merril this series.

>immediately gave up a 3-2 hit and a wild pitch
ohtani is washed lol
>hit the umpire
oh yeah ohtani's getting a bullshit out call later

>>149241560
The game winning run.

yeah he might be cooked
full time dh

fuck this dogshit team. they can't fucking pitch. yes that includes ohtranny. from now on i'm only watching when yams and may are on the hill. i don't have time for this mediocre baseball.

>>149241708
tbf it's like his third elbow
I don't think anyone has come back from that before
He's still a very good hitter idk why dave roberts let him start this game but whatever it sold the game out

OHTANI UH OH

OH NO OHTRANNY'S GETTING BOOED

btw the yankees havent scored a single run in over 14 innings and judge is the only yankee to score an rbi in over 4 games.

its over. the yankees may legitimately not make the postseason at this rate.

Explain to me why the Yankees shouldn't sell at the deadline.

Luis “El Atrocidad” Arraez

This isn't going to end well, is it?

Yankees lost btw

Lmaoooooo get the sacrificial lamb ready Dave

>>149241724
the excuses have already started rolling in, it's not ohtranny's fault, it's the manager!

GG Yankees.
My boy Schanuel winning the game

Shamefur dispray by my Yankee

>>149241732
IT's not even the all star break yet. Stop talking about the post season

>still hasn't gotten an out
lol

Send him back to triple A, he's not cut for the big leagues.

WASHED

>all those ohtani jerseys
how many do you bet still have tags on them?

ohtani is throwing HEAT

Why are Poodrepacos scared to drive up the 5 to watch their shitter team at a better venue?

>>149241560
Shades of July 2021. when Chapman costed the yanks an 8 run lead against the Angels

go go go

>Ay dis kid gunna be da next Jetuh
Kek Stankees

Shogay Faggatahni

lol he clearly went

midget fucks ya

>>149241764
Supposedly the most-purchased item using Klarna

who is the bigger jap pitching fraud this season, ohtani or roki?

>>149241768
>Chavez latrine
>better venue
kek fundies actually believe this

retard ump

>>149241792
kek KEK its kino!

>>149241793
roki because he cried like a fucking bitch

>>149241767
>thinking that's a good thing for someone who has had multiple surgeries
LOL

Tuve starts it off right

Send this fraud back to China

>Cuckitani sucks now
KEK!

he's getting pissed

BANDA WARMING

>doyers fans thought that was a strike
KEK

why would they send ohtani in against the HOTTEST TEAM IN BASEBALL?

why not wait another 2 weeks when they play the AWFUL yankees (0 runs in 15 innings rn)

>doesn't even challenge it
KEK

Umpies don't appreciate this 2 way player stealing the spotlight

Sogay can't even hit the strike zone
Doyerfrauds its OVER

Leave Ohtani to me

wew that was a close play, great throw

>doyerpacos
KEK

Can someone please tell these fundies how to call balls and strikes

Needs more time

>6k's in 3 innings
>2 runs
M'sbros how do we feel about Logan?

>>149241844
Retard

eratani

worse ERA than kike by the end of this inning

ohtani on pace for a 57 pitch first inning

>>149241844
Forced meme. Not funny. Meds. NOW.

>ump is simply guessing
roboump, please save us

>>149241862
>>149241877
Cram it, fundie!

>baskin robins has said the pitch count to pull ohtranny is 30
>already at 22 with only 1 out
huh

>>149241870
Oy vey

Who do you think Ohtani's translator is betting on Pods or Doyers?

Queen of /mlb/ is Padres good luck charm

>>149241862
>>149241877
Kek, it's kino!

>>149241887
He took the over

>

>24 pitches thrown
>12 strikes
and this is ELITE pitching?

ohtani is on pace for an MLB record 61 pitch inning

>>149241870
holy shit someone fact check this

Canzone can do!

Ump fucked ohtani hard and mercilessly

>>149241896
>27
Paying tribute to his former teammate, what a class act

>>149241890
why is belle delphine pretending to be a japanese onahole?

hoping shohei blows out his elbow tonight. the sooner he does the sooner he gives up this stupid fantasy that he's still a pitcher

>can't hit against Padres
>can't pitch against Padres
what does Ohtani do?

It's bullshit how teams just give the doyerpacos awesome players like Edman for free

>>149241911
Altuve?

This Chinese nigga would pitch better if he'd open his eyes more

>>149241859
you treat this like a full-time job

If the padres pick up 4-5 solid bats at the deadline watch out, they could make some noise in the playoffs.

>>149241896
who's that?
btw yankees is terrible

>>149241920
they got kopech in that trade too

>>149241890
large breasts

It's not perfect, but it'll have to do. Kershaw struggled his first few starts back as well.

Is that a Brit or an Aussie calling the Mariners game?

Is Joe Davis gay like everybody says?

>ohtani gave up a run already
no...

>>149241951
>700 million dollars

>>149241951
kek

>>149241920
like it's their fault the Cardinals didn't want to pay him

>>149241928
The funny thing is he’s from /nfl/ but came here because that genny is dead because offseason.

that's it for him right

Ohtranny is only pitching one inning right?

>>149241937
they're fake

>doyerpacos paid 700 million for this
KEK

>>149241844
Lol fundie tries to claw the meme back and other fundies fuck his azz kekkkk

>>149241929
We need two catchers and a left fielder, we don't have slug, need power in this team. Starting pitching we Def need unless we trade Cease and King for some prospects.

Ohtani is lucky he got out of that inning and presumably the game, with Cronenworth next he was about to be at risk of a 3 run home run lol

>>149241966
but then he can't bat

>>149241969
really? isnt that belle delphine

>>149241963
I know I don’t mind though he doesn’t hurt nobody

>>149241986
she got implants (butt and breast)

joe davis makes ya seethe

MLB gameday ruins the game for me since its like 2-3 pitches ahead of my stream

Which players would you like to see go “two ways”?

>Poodre
needing an entire weekend for Star Wars

>Xander Bogarts grounds out
Of course he grounds out

cool stat

>>149241920
Keep seething. Next in line are Paul Skenes and Munetaka Murakami :)

>>149241975
Take the garverpill.

>>149241970
Why does he look so peaceful and zen

>>149241995
not really, him and joe kelly need to get a room

>>149241994
might have to get a quick load out to that now.

Sogay Ohtranny

>>149242006
my alvins :)

>>149242000
Recker with me and my wife (male)

>>149242024
No way that’s his real name

>>149241975
>>149241980
>samefag

>>149241991
>I don’t mind that some retard spams the thread incessantly with his faggot ai slop
kys

>>149241989
Why does he wave all the time? All the time

>>149242006
wait, so you're saying that pitchers used to bat? you mean this isn't special what he's doing? oh

>>149242009
Anything man desu

>>149242044
he's respectful

>>149242044
he always waves to the other manager as a sign of respect

anyone else getting "connection error" when trying to post images or videos?

>strikeoutani
KEK

Sit the FUCK down fundie

>>149242046
pitchers used to bat? then why do we have the ohtani rule???

what a fucking loser

Boston dodgers

>>149241919
>implying he didn't hit a massive 3 run shot against the dads in the NLDS

>strikes out more than he struck out
LOL

>this is just ABSURD HOLY FUCK HE'S PITCHING AND THEN...BATTING NOBODY HAS EVER DONE THIS BEFORE
Joe, I'm pretty sure you were alive 4 years ago in the before times, before Manfred killed baseball with the DH

>>149242046
At the youth levels it's pretty common

>>149242061
yes

>>149242061
Yes

>>149241984
he's listed as pitcher, couldn't he move to DH?

>>149242046
>With the Giants out of playoff contention at the end of the 1953 season, Dark convinced Durocher to let him do something he had always wanted to do in the major leagues: pitch. Originally scheduled to throw the first two innings against the Pittsburgh Pirates on September 27, Dark completed only the first, giving up two runs before getting replaced by Ruben Gomez. Dark got a no decision, but the Giants lost 6–4.

Cease will never be able to undo game 4 NLDS. Begged to pitch on short rest and choked.

I'm not getting a connect error when I try to post images!

OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES YOU RETARD

>>149242061
Yeah, and I have a pass so it can't be some IP blocker

>>149242067
I want to cringe you for that phrase, but want to based you for the fundie

>>149242093
fellow pass user

>>149242061
I was getting the error earlier, but it seems like it's working fine again

>>149242075
Greinke was a better pitcher/hitter than Fraudtani

>>149242075
Never forget #PitchersWhoRake

>>149242081
>>149242083
lame.

>>149242006
first pitcher to have a leadoff strikeout since 1879

Ohtani's looking pretty sweaty.... mmm....

>>149242061
yes, and my IP tv is fucking up too.

major outages worldwide rn

>>149242059
>>149242053
I just saw him waving like a maniac at the first base after the last out of the first inning and then he starts the inning waving like a maniac again
Are all japs like that or is he just a robot?

>>149242084
what does DH stand for?

that anon was right about the "boston trolley dodgers" post. brooklyn died for nothing

DA STANKEEEEEEEES LOOOOOSE

>>149242061
Uploading media is currently disabled for nonwhites

>>149242090
honestly willing to bet the pressure/memory of that is what caused his slow start this year too

>>149242098
my man

>>149242093
same. I'm also using kurobaex.

DOYAS

>>149242093
>>149242098
>paying for a pass

Cease would be attractive without the Freddy mercury stache

>>149242119
dumb ho

>>149242135
>willingly doing the captcha

according to baseball reference, ohtani is the first starting pitcher to have a leadoff strikeout since 1879 (when baseball was known as “rounders”)

>can’t upload images
didn’t this happen right before the hack last time? T-T

>>149242102
more world series hits, at least

welp time to hop in the car for AM 570 THE REAL HOME OF THE DODGERS

>>149242090
Short rest is a staple of playoff pitching.

>>149242133
cuuuuuuute

>>149242109
KEK

Shogay Ohtranny

Yawn, these games are boring. Can we talk about Recker now?

>>149242133
we love megucas here!

>>149242128
no one cares poodrepaco

>>149242154
cram it, poofter!

>>149242144
K I N O

>>149242145
it's over

Test

ALL DOWN BY THE WAY OF THE K!

>>149242144
does that even count as baseball

I can’t watch the game now.
How’s my Shohei going?

Mariners NOBLETIGER???

>>149242144
What is that? New tigers fan here

>>149242167
You faggots needs to win, my grandpa is having a stroke right now about the Red Sox being a World Series team.

>>149242173
kek it’s,

>ohtranny -1k
>cease 3k
KEK

KKKease

Devers left Papi on read

>>149242194
Bad but not abysmal

>>149242188
God I miss Don so much

>>149242188
Mow my lawn. BAU BAU!

>>149242201
I don't think so, not playing like that.

>>149241984
they changed the rules for him a couple years ago
I wish I was joking

>anthony banda replaces shohei ohtani
>shohei ohtani remains in the game as DH

>>149242206
one of those is backwards, actually

>>149242204
like winning the world series to poodrepacos

>>149242201
What does he say about devers?

>>149242124
I've already posted several images though

>Padres join ICE to shoot down Doyer rioters
>Dylan Cease gets a KKK inning
what did the Padres mean by this?

>>149242208
>27 ERA isn't abysmal

>>149242194
He’s washed, Baskin Dave spanked him on the mound for being so shit.

>>149242222
They also changed the rules for Michael Lorenzen

>>149242207
You know I once saw him in Miami and I took a picture with him
He was a pretty chill guy I even told him I was a Yankee fan and I hated him but respect him and he laughed about it

WTF CAN"T I POST IMAGES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149242225
HOLY COPE!

Jesus the amount of shit luck 4chan is getting this year
>boards being shut down as part of a cruel april fools prank
>basedjak hijacking before the new pope arrived
>image posting bugs
what is happening anymore?

>ohtani already out
yep, glorified bullpen game

Wait, that's it? Boring!

>>149242207
Nobody likes unsolicited advice.

Now that's how a white man pitches. Ohtani could never

>ERA blowing up so fast they pull you after 1 to protect the myth
kek

>>149242223
>>149242119
told you

bye bye doyer pacos

>>149242239
He gave up 1 run retard

>opener
>opens his ass for giant padre cock and puts his team down early

its not fair bros.

to make history in 2025 you have to be a dual threat pitcher-hitter who is from a different country

but to make history in 1879 all you had to do was go ask your fat out of shape chain smoking friend “say mate, care for a cheeky game o’ rounders”, then do literally anything and BOOM youre instantly brought up with shoehei ohtani.

its not fair bros. i wish i lived back then.

>>149242243
they changed the rules for everyone but did it because of universal DH and because ohtani is a star. He used to have to leave games when on the angels even as DH because he was finished pitching

>Ohtani leaves the game before he can face Cronenworth
lol he was actually scared of him

>>149242230
He said Crochet, Duran, Toro, and Devers are starting the all star game and the Yankees only have Judge

>one inning
KWAB

I'm just glad I'm not the only one who can't post images

What did you all think of Ohtani's rehabilitation pitching?

>>149242263
Doesn't he have an ERA of 9 against the padres? If anything, this is par for the course.

just put in Kike

>faggots paid $75 for the tickets to this game to see ohtranny pitch
>it's a doyers game at 7pm so they haven't even gotten there yet
>ohtranny is already on the bench
ALL MY LULS

Alright i'm going back to watching club world cup. Bye

>>149242250
enjoy it, lil bro

>>149242272
you would have died in childhood from tuberculosis anyway

>>149242281
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149242285
Stinky.... P.U.

same ERA as keekay

Wait Ohtranny is actually gone? Lmao I was joking
Can he play DH now???

>>149242297
No refunds!!!!!!

Scoring one run off Ohtani is like winning the world series for the Padres

>>149242297
Top fucking kek it’s kino

>>149242313
yes

padre manager shildt looks like a garbage pail kid

>>149242297
it was $160 on tickpick and espn said it was $300 on another app

NHK is just Ohtani cam

>>149242272
and yes you can't even name the other dude

test

>>149242317
had to cheat for it also

What horrible things are they going to do to the ump that missed the swing call?

>Ohtani still gets ipad time despite his terrible outing
dodgers spoil their players

>>149242272
I was thinking about this the other day, even. you say 1879, but even in the 1930s it was still the same, all the way to 1950s in fact.

Like, the congress was like a 1:100,000, now it's 1:10million

>>149242338
Kek it’s kinoshita!!

>>149242297
Fundies btfo KEK!!!!!

>people payed 500% markup to see ohtani's pitching debut
>he struggles through 1 inning and leaves the game
lol, lmao. you fucking idiots

Cal will fucking pay for this

>>149242272
>oi, fancy a cheeky game of rounders?
*strike out because youre a sickly, tuberculosis ridden child*
…
200 years later:
>OH MY!! SHOHEI IS NOW THE FIRST PERSON SINCE LINUS “LILLYPAD” O’MORRISEY ON THE BOSTON YELLOW STOCKINGS IN 1872 TO STRIKE OUT TO START A GAME

>>149242335
I see it but he ain't that comely

>>149242194
he lost

>>149242273
Ohtani's situation was worth the rule change, it was so weird losing Ohtani just because his outing ended. Universal DH was agreed upon by most of the players, so you have to blame them too.

Everyone is crazy about Ohtani.
That's a good thing.

>>149242387
cringe

Imagine paying money for a subscription just to see that dogshit. Embarrassing.

>>149242358
He was always going to get pulled the moment he showed some struggling. It'll be at least a month or two before he starts pitching full 5 inning games.

>>149242369
God damnit, I wish we still had more cheeky nicknames

>>149242381
kys

he's the greatest player of all time, he pitches and hits!
>9.00 era
>.105/.227/.158/.385 in the world series

>>149242387
and how exactly is that a good thing?

>>149242387
based
>>149242393
cringe

>>149242373
heh

our allowance to dream has once again commenced bros

>>149242317
>hasn't pitched since August 2023 due to injury and only allowed one run
>Kershaw comes back and allows 3 runs in his first inning (also returning from Aug. 2023)
This is an absolute win and I don't care what anyone says. He just needs to get back into his groove.

>>149242272
its gonna get even worse. Hell i imagine with the way velo is tracking that EVERYONE in mlb will be throwing 105-109 as an average within 10 to 20 years.

theyll look back on guys like chapman and skenes as average and wonder how nobody hit their “changeups” (102)

>>149242398
>full
>5 innings
uhhhh should I tell him?

>>149242387
It's killing baseball

SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS!

>>149242338
its ok kid we all have bad days

Watch the Dodgers get no-hit and lose 1-0 lmao

>>149242409
sorry, I got that backwards

>>149242402
>hating the league's super star because uhhhh.... reasons
Bro get a new routine

>>149242398
>fundies actually believe this

>>149242387
arigato captain obiusu

>>149242407
based morshu poster

>>149242417
this is cope

>>149242438
>>149242432
Holy shits it’s the trifecta

>>149242369
why do all zoomers talk like they're erotic roleplaying

>>149242432
>>149242436

What is Roberts doing?

what the fuck is going on kek

>karros says "that nipped the outside corner"
do we think he'll be fired for this?

wtf how many panamas does this genny have

>>149242398
Cram it, fundie!

>>149242453
they want to get Kike in as soon as they can

Roberts thinks he's managing but just being a retard

anyone else can't post images?

>>149242387
Why did Gura retire?

>being scared of Maldonado
Dave Roberts already quitting this game lol

>pitches ONE fucking inning
whats the point, literally?

Wouldn't it have been smarter if Ohtani started pitching again against a shittier team? They play the Rockies next week, why against the Padres?

How much money did the Dodgers scam their faggot fans out of for tickets to see otranny suck ass for half a single inning?

>>149242458
speedrunning the 6th inning kike hernandez show

Fundies seething KEK

What inning will Ohtani play?

world series game 1 is off to a terrible start

>>149242467
2
One is an eternal seething venezolano

>>149242161
What about Recker would you like to discuss?

>>149242484
needed money

What inning will Kike take the mound?

>>149242493
You already missed it bro

The T-Pain Munchie Meal is Slopkino

>>149242483
Progressive rehab strats

>>149242507
4th inning

>3rd pitcher
>2nd inning

>>149242495
yankees angels?

anyone else feel bad for the people who bought tickets assuming ohtani would pitch more than 1 inning? felt like they got scammed

>3 pitchers in 2 innings
is this good strategy

wtf can't I post images still

>seppukuing your pen to drag out a win for this bum
Shameful

>>149242519
I feel scammed and I'm just watching online

>>149242519
>doyerpacos getting scammed
How am I supposed to feel bad?

>>149242246
devers or ortiz?

>>149242423
mow my lawn paco

dread it, run from it

>>149242519
they deserve it
they only bought tickets to take pictures for instagram anyway

>1 IP
>Sold out stadium
Dodger cucks everyone

>>149242519
on July 5th, many of them will spend $250 and never see a single pitch

>>149242519
fuck no. they got to witness history live.

>>149242514
this is the team that did a bullpen game in the world series

>>149242519
Weren’t they already told he was gonna pitch only 1-2 innings?

>>149242543
best fans in baseball

>>149242529
yeah, it's called gambling

casparius reminds me of popeye

>>149242546
oh fuck you just FUCK you!!!!

Conforto is also starting today.

i watched one no-hitter earlier today. i wonder if i'm about to see another

>>149242546
I'm keeping score and you just made the list

>>149242536
Pay my foodstamps gringo

>>149242524
try to hit post button several times

>"n-no one cares doyerpaco!"
>literally every post is about ohtani
>thread rapidly approaching bump limit already

>>149242483
Because it's rehabilitation

Wait why pull Banda/why put him in in the first place if Casparius was available…?

>>149242519
They were all saying he would only pitch 1, at most 2 innings after the announcement though
Dumb bandwagon fans jumped the gun and paid for it lmfao

>>149242569
I'll take him anyday over old man Rojas

impregnate my wife jorge

now that the dust has settled, can we safely call the ohtani pitcher experiment a failure? 9.0 era? just stick to hitting

Oh my god you faggots are so fucking annoying. You think ONE inning pitched in what is basically a rehab start is indicative of a pitcher's ability? I hope you losers keep up this energy when Ohtani's ERA is back under 3 after a few more starts

>>149242596
Ohtani was supposed to go 2 innings, but since he went 30 pitches in 1, they had to get someone else to give the real starter a warm up

>>149242594
no one cares doyerguillermo

>>149242587
Didn’t EBT funding just get totally wiped out? Sorry about your upcoming starvation.

>>149242594
/mlb/ is just tsundere for ohtani and the dodgers

>>149242477
Belle Delphine is amazing! So happy she did this promo

>>149242593
doesn't seem to work in kurobaex, comrade

>>149242593
alright lets try that

>>149242594
I care doyerchad

I can't make threads right now so someone else will have to bake /nu/

It's midway through a baseball game and the Seattle Mariners have scored 0 runs

no one cares about ohtani yet they keep talking about him

>>149239153
people put money on this LOL

>>149242631
based

>>149242629
interesting, thanks russiabro

GET THESE MEXICANS OUT OF MY COUNTRY
Anyway, go Dodgers! We have your back Ohtani.

>>149242594
>spam post about ohtranny
>stop doing this
>WHY DO YOU TALK ABOUT HIM ALL THE TIME!
your TDS is flaring up again, tranny

>draftkingz set the over under on total outs for shoehei at 10.5

how was that not illegal?

>>149242634
Bases loaded for the top of the order with no outs and they got nothin'!

>>149242534
Ortiz

>>149242624
>kurobaex
use desktop version zoomer

I'm thinking we're witnessing a no-hitter in the making

>>149242637
KEK fundies on suicide watch

Testing to see if I can upload images

>>149242555
cant tell if based or extremely retarded

>>149242649
>hates mexicans
>praises an asian
huh

>>149242656
If you gamble on sports you deserve to lose all your money

Still think he could have faced a couple more batters top of 2nd desu
>>149242606
All the articles I saw quoted Roberts as saying “1 inning”

okay, now we're even on the check swings

>>149242665
fuck your no hitter, this is going to be a 27 strike out game

>>149242673
Asians are white adjacent

>>149242673
That’s totally normal human behavior

>>149242664
nah

>>149242696
mexicans are literally white according to the US census

>>149242604
I completely agree

>Dylan Cease is a cat person
>cat treats ad behind the batters
>suddenly striking out everyone
believe in kitty power

max muncy is fat

WHITOIDS DYING OUT

but where is nu

>>149242696
>>149242704
neither are white

>>149242604
>>149242705
fundies on suicide watch

>>149242543
Sorry that we have a supportive fanbase? wtf hahaha

these threads move faster than the NBA finals game threads kek

leave max muncy alone

>>149242712
>>149242704

>>149242704
>jews and reptilians are the ones who determine who is white
Wew

>>149242604
hahahah fundie KEK

>>149242604
nice new pasta, thanks

>>149242604
kek seethe ya lil BITCH

>>149242725
it's disingenuous, this place is graveyard silent once the same group of posters leave.

>no nu
can we just use /hoc/?

I love 1-0 pitcher's duels, baseball the way god intended

>>149242704
On average they have some Spanish ancestry. Ohtani is 100% Chinese.

>this racism
I stand with LA. I support BLM.

>>149242604
he'll never pitch again

>>149242745
Yeah. We do own them courtesy of reckerfags

Can someone explain the fundies meme

>>149242763
see >>149242759

>>149242763
Either you get it or you don't, fundie! KEK!

>>149242759
#WeSkateForLA #LAStrong

>>149242763
>explain
>the fundies meme
it's a nonsensical forced meme, you're not supposed to understand it.

>>149242763
Forced meme like logposting

>>149242763
Fuck em kids, the Dodgers said today

>>149242793
and trump won the popular vote

>>149242799
Ohtani for President

>>149242810
you're not allowed to run for president if you're an illegal alien.

WHERE IS NU

>>149242824
>>149242824
>>149242824

>>149242827
>>149242827

>>149242634
I hate the fucking Mariners now. You game my grampa a stroke!

>>149242417
He's coming back from his 2nd TJ surgery

>>149242544
It'll be an awesome night