disgusting fat American SLOB

doyers

Is this /nu/ tho?

>>149243646
>be bong
>seethe

still can't post media

>>149243646
choos-day

padgers!

New Boston dodgers fan here

>>149243646
how many world cups since color televisions were invented?

>>149243646
how much more petite is he than the average bong bint

Someone post the mariners suicide pic

Vesia being based again

>>149244130
kek he did it

They fucking suck!

the mariners suicide pic

>getting 2 outs is like winning the world series for vesia

>>149244136
hey, same, but it works when i take it off wifi

hope those screaming mariner brats are silenced for now

Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Team.

Doggies don't give up!

>>149244171
fuck you…FUCK YOU!!!

stros bros we're gonna get walked off

Cheer up, marinerfags, at least you still have fried crickets.

>>149244165
test

>>149244157
best thing about it is he's basically a SD kid

Name a team with more aura than the Dodgers.

New dodgers fan here. Guys I just googled Dave Roberts and he actually played baseball, for the padres! That means they’re actually the fundies!!

>>149244190
What is that little ugly nigga mad at no one is trying to hit your goblino ass

>>149244165
>>149244190
y tho?

>>149244171
nah we’ll be back tomorrow contemplating suicide still

>>149244171
SYBAU

>Boegsharts

>>149244190
>didn’t charge the mound
>hid behind the ump
pussy

what did they say to each other?

>>149244195
I don’t put much stock in NBA mutt speak

LMAO pads are supposed to be good at fielding

>>149244197
got into his head and it turned into 5 runs.

>>149244205
"If you strike me out i'll let you go in raw"

>>149244197
that shit hurts like a motherfucker

>>149244205
>hey gaijin, sneed

>>149244214
shoulda just beaned all these fundies

Baskin Roberts No Trust Fund Team

>>149244214
Cease doesn’t need any help getting in his own head he walked the dodgers 9 hitter on 4 pitches the other day

>>149244215
lol bloated toad

>>149244145
make love not war

>>149244215
Def said fuck there but thats all I can tell

>asstros.jpeg

>>149244205
Something about koshien dirt

faggot ump

>>149244241
filename

I don't believe we've had enough Recker discussion the last few hours. Let's put an end to that.

>>149244226
pitchers lose command out of the blue all the time

>Cope Ech

>>149244215
Blinking Fertilizer

>>149244248
there was a much more egregious one earlier against the padres, consider us even

>>149244250
post it

>>149244215
I'm HIM, bitch

https://vocaroo.com/14ZMwQFbTgv7

they're doing this weird connection disabled thing on 4chan right now because they're trying to get me back on /vg/ so they can figure out who i am. i'm fukken infamous there

>Betts is the Doyers designated black man

>>149244257
you scored 2 runs after blown called third strikes. even, my ass.

>>149244215

My husband has arrived.

>>149244273
LMAO I JUST SAW THAT TOO

>>149244278
he really is half anime

>>149244267
great voice singspie!!!
kek, it's kino!

>>149244268
It's time.

>>149244268
ngl. it's placed a damper on an otherwise pleasant evening.

>>149244267
Sethyboy Comedy™

>>149244278
>le rustle face

james shields lol

ASStros kek!!!

I’m deluding myself into thinking we’re players for Tucker now. But after we traded Mookie for nothing I know it’s not the case. Is Tucker really getting $500m?

>>149244283
Kek made me chuckle when I noticed. I always think of Kemp when it comes to designated Doyer black man so I'm a bit behind.

>>149244215
seriously, he looks like a garbage pail kid

>>149244261
>post it
Post what?

>>149244315
The roast

>whites and asians
>latino supporting crew
>like two black guys (hispanic; whitewashed)
dodgers are AMERICA's team

>>149244313
spot on

>>149244301
>james shields
Pothead.

freddie :)

>>149244315
you know what. Just post it pussy. what are you afraid of getting banned?

>>149244145
Padgers!

fundie :)

>>149244320
>The roast
?

freddie :3

freddie rent freeman

poodres seem kind of mid desu

why even let wandy face the first batter?

Post MLB hot takes
>hardmode: for real hot takes with no 4chan irony

>>149244339
The Arby’s special

>>149244334
To what do you refer, child?

fweddie! :)

>>149244346
I’m gay and my dick is small.

>>149244349
sayaka a cute

>>149244334
>you know what. Just post it pussy. what are you afraid of getting banned?
>>149244347
>The Arby’s special
Explain please.

>>149244346
recker's ass isn't even that feminine

remember when the boston dodgers rarely wore green once?

>>149244350
STRIKE ASS

>>149244346
ghost runners are gay

I THINK THE MARINERS SUCK!

>>149244346
Every team should play a home series at their AAA affiliate

>>149244356
>recker's ass isn't even that feminine
Has anyone claimed that it was?

>>149244346
juiced balls are based

>>149244356
Why do you say that?

>>149244346
unironically ohtani is the best thing to happen to baseball since the steroid era

>>149244346
the obsession with pitching velocity, launch angle, and exit velo destroyed small ball and made baseball much worse

AA Binghamton

Free Willy!

>>149244346
There should be another team based in the non-Californian West besides the Mariners and Rockies. Like in Salt Lake City

fat

>>149244400
The Utah Soakers

>>149244404
>fat
Blue Jays?

leave max muncy alone

>>149244180
Called it

>>149244400
SLC Cultists

ggs As
Bound to happen desu. We got two walk-offs in a row so karma would have us get walked off immediately afterwards. See yal tmrw

>>149244400
the idaho idiots

genny got quiet

>>149244434
We’re being hacked again :(

>>149244400
A's are going to Vegas but yeah. Is Portland big enough for a major league team?

Thanks Houston

poodres look like janitors in those unis

RIP

>>149244400
SLC or PDX will get a team in the next 5 years

>>149244447
I think so

ahh shit image upload just went down for me too, and I was going to post several pictures of the face manny machado made after fouling off himself

kek machimpo

>cheer on when a player hurts themselves
>boo when they take a second to check it out
classless fanbase

That’s their top 3. Game over

>>149244455
keep at it

>>149244457
you're so lucky I can't post reaction images rn

>>149244457
you stay classy san diego

>>149244449
they look like ups drivers

Tanner Scott is good

JUMBO JACK SECURED

yeah i'm thinking tanner scott is back

>>149244356
>recker's ass isn't even that feminine
why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
>>149244464
trying,nope

has anyone ever seen Tanner Scott smile?

>the yumbo yack is secure

>>149244459
>fundies actually believe baseball works like this

>>149244447
Portland would have incredible fan support for 2-3 years then have Marlins-tier attendance after. NW hipsters move onto the next cool thing too frequently to be good long term fans. Portland’s stadium would be right downtown where there’s nothing but leftists who use the term >sportsball unironically. There aren’t enough baseball fans there to support a MLB franchise.

>>149244471
>>149244477
yui burger.jpg

i can safely say that Scott is BACK

>>149244475
>why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
Is what he said accurate though?

>>149244480
i got you
>>149244477
>>149244480

>>149244457
If you don’t cheer injuries to opposing players you are a fake fan.

>>149244471
is Jack in the box good? Haven’t been there in a decade

>>149244486
very based thank you friend

>>149244479
The stadium ain’t going downtown it’s going on the waterfront in north Portland
>I coulda been a contenda coulda been somebody!

>>149244471
>>149244477
>he has to wait until the 8th inning to get his burger when I earned mine two innings ago

>>149242827 (OP)
>>149243739
WE EATIN' GOOD

>>149244488
It's pretty good drunk food. I haven't eaten it sober in years though.

keeping with the burger theme

>>149244488
I'm the anon you replied to. it's slop. Haven't been there in years.

>>149244487
Nah that’s faggot shit, but I wouldn’t expect any less from a trust fund dumpster fan

will Conforto have a game this year where he drives in a run in multiple at bats?

just start doming doyerpacos

>>149244495
MEANT TO POST >>149244477 AS WELL

>>149244488
overpriced as shit

>>149244493
>$2.99 for a full meal
we used to be a real people

>>149244492
i read it was going south waterfront near the ohsu tram
honestly anything west of the river is downtown in portland unless you’re talking way up by the st johns bridge

>>149244508
we got the nuggets as well
3 more outs until the $6 panda plate

>>149244488
Smashed jack is alright, chicken sandwich and most of the other menu items are mid, tacos and curly fries are prime stoner food
Their main strength is that they are open 24/7

>>149244503
It disgusts me also and every fanbase does it

>>149244518
the jack locations near me closed during covid and never came back

>>149244487
Non

>>149244512
Nope you’re right zidell waterfront my bad. I misremembered, you’re prob right about the hipster thing but they love the blazers and Timbers here. Two teams I couldn’t care less about.

>>149244487
this guy gets it

walktani

How does Jack in the Box compare to Cane's?

Doggies gotta close this game

>kirby yates

a mookie bettian fly out

>>149244539
How does KFC compare to McDonald’s?

>>149243646
excuse me, but brits, aussies, mexicans, and brazilizns are just as fat as us

>>149244531
i lived there in college after the timbers got into mls. those games were a blast 2015-16 before trump got elected and they became ultra political

>>149244501
my favorite doyer awoo

>yates
hold on to your panties

This is a jollibee jenny

>Yates
I know it's not a save situation and he's been okay the last few outings but I'm never reassured with Yates

My ROCKS won again fuck yeah

>>149244539
Eh, they're about the same... I wont respect Cane's until they add spicy tenders/sauce to their menu.

>>149244539
It ain’t Cane’s.

>kirby
Don’t go anywhere Dads. This game can still be yours

>Cronenworthless
>Iggy the jiggy
>Fade
Old man Kirby got this

>>149244555
I like him and think he's better than the results so far.

>>149244539
Canes is the most overrated fast food place bar none. Chick fil a utterly mogs canes

and there goes cronenworth's on base streak

cane's fucking sucks. we went there because our black friend said it was good when they opened one up here and the line went AROUND the store and the chicken sucked LMAO. that shit tasted like the shitty carl's jr. chicken strip i tried twenty years ago

>>149244565
>>149244568
the duality of doyer

>>149244578
he would've kept it going if he had to face Ohtani

still can't post media

No matter who wins I’m gonna say this is your wild series and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me >:)

If I were the padres I’d sign cronenworth to another 7 year extension. Can’t let homegrown talent get away.

>>149244583
We are a rich fanbase

>>149244586
>wild series

>>149244585
same :(

>>149244539
cane's is garbage, dont know why this genny shills that restaurant

>>149244586
minnesota wild series

>>149244592
NOOOOOOOOOOO >:(

>>149244577
>Canes
Cane's

>>149244586
>I’m gonna say this is your wild series

>>149244586
The Wild Wild Series

Doyers win!
>Doyers win!
Doyers win!
>Doyers win!

>>149244586
>wild series

>>149244577
I've never tried cane's but this is true. the pickle brine is king

Post the official fried chicken restaurant rankings RIGHT FUCKING NOW

gg poodres
see you tomorrow

Doyers won that game
gg pads

let's get WILD!

gg Dads
can't post my Scully gif
see you tomorrow

GG Padres,
cya tomorrow

>>149244611
Popeyes > Everyone else

gg daddios
Go easy on the fundies spam tomorrow

GG PADRES

dodgers won that june game, poodres lost that world series game

Beating the padres once is like winning the wild series for the doyerpacos

Well you better hope your next starter doesn't blow it doggies, you used your entire bullpen today

>>149244610
CFA’s spicy deluxe sandwich is the best fast food entree. Try not to eat fast food too often but eat at least 2 of those a month

Let the Big Doggies eat

>POODRES

rest of you NLW niggas stay down

Bow down!

Devers is better than anyone the doyers have
3 in 5
FTD

there's really a guy named Nick Kurts lol

Anyone have a webm of Pages staring down Cease after getting beaned?

>>149244611
1. Popeyes
MASSIVE POWER GAP
2. Chick fill gays
3. KFSneed
4. Krispy Crunchy Munchy
.
.
.
9000001. Acksbys
.
.
.
9000000001. Gaynes

good game, pads

>>149244553
>>149244582
>>149244595
This is a Cane's genny.

>>149244553
>fast food restaurant
>serves spaghetti
>has weird ass burger condiments
nah i'm good with american chains thanks.

>>149244670
Royal Farms is unironically way better than all of them

>>149244551
It's the tan skin, isn't it.

subway owns ya

>>149244611
For me it’s descending best to worst

>Chick-Fil-A
>Popeyes
>Slim Chickens
>Zaxby’s
>Wingstop
>Cane’s
>KFC
>Church’s

Never had Bojangles so can’t properly rate it

Shit! My wife 2hu is making sleep on the couch again! You happy dodger fans?!

Subway Ohtani

GG Dads

post the slithering poodre. im getting a connection error, thanks

>>149244683
I honestly agree and now you make me think about trying out Slim Chickens this weekend.

>>149244670
Chick-fil-A is the Starbucks of restaurants. It’s a millennial meme

KEK ohtani's translator is so distinguished

>>149244701
The only one that matters is Popeyes and I’ve never even been to canes ;)

>>149244697
Slim Chickens is a better version of Cane’s. Tons of dipping sauces for the fingers and wings. Good sandwiches too.
For me it’s Slim’s Meal with mango habanero dipping sauce

>>149244613
>>149244618
>>149244622
>>149244623
>>149244629
>>149244630
>>149244674
>>149244690
reminder that poodrepacos are sore winners and losers and never reciprocate these posts in kind

Everybody get yourselves the pickle chicken menu and pickle lemonade.

>>149244701
>the most popular and successful in its class
yeah that sums up CFA. fast food GOAT

dodgersausagegirl.webm

>>149244685
>Subway Ohtani
Instead of Subway he should try Cane's.

Cease has respect for the game and doesn't care for money, that's why he's torpedoing his contract year so he'll get a respectable offer instead of going to someone who wants to throw hundreds of millions at him. (honestly, with how autistic and weird he comes across in interviews, I genuinely could see this)

>>149244712
Holy shit looking at their menu I been driving by it for years and never thought about it. Going this weekend.

>>149244670
what is krispy crunchy munchy

>>149244707
For me it's popeyes strawberry biscuits and making fun of europeans.
...'nuff said!

>>149244721
I had CFA at the airport once and it was incredibly mid so I never went back

Do you think Judge and Boone have a special connection since they're both named Aaron?

Erica Hartmann Doyers won that game

>>149244728
I can practically see you drooling, fatty

>>149244707
>canes
Cane's

>>149244732
You got the regular chicken sandwich huh

How many runs did the Yankees and Mariners combine for today?

>>149244724
>dodgersausagegirl.webm
Based sausage girl.

>>149244742
Nah spicy chicken deluxe or whatever. It was mid af, no where near as good as Popeyes. Plus if your regular chicken sandwich sucks then you’re not much of a fried chicken restaurant.

>>149244731
what the hell is a strawberry biscuit?

>>149244749
Popeyes sandwich is good. CFA’s spicy deluxe is better tbqfh

Go Mariners btw

>>149244754
It was a limited thing a few years ago, they also had chocolate biscuits

>>149244731
>>149244754
What's "strawberry biscuit", precious? What's "strawberry biscuit"?

>>149244754
a game I used to play in the dugout

>>149244765
I want one, whatever the fuck it is

>>149244760
>one curse wasn’t enough
apologize.

>>149244739
I'm at 14% BF for the summer beach I'm going to in a month, but they do grilled chicken so if I don't eat any carbs I should be good.

Go Braves!

>>149244679
The combo tan+blonde + the in n out backdrop = rare awoo

>>149244784
based Atlanta twink

The Rays are currently in line to host a playoff series. In a spring training stadium.

Thus concludes another thrilling day of baseball! Did your team win today?!

>>149244808
>sailor troon

>>149244800
New Tigers fan here. I can start giving a real fuck about the standings after the all star break right? Or do I have to wait for September baseball?

>>149244808

it's only been 64 minutes, friend. give us a chance

>>149244808
Yes. Also Hino Rei is best girl

How about some penis action?

>>149244805
Based sausage girl.

we're not getting enough autistic players, that's why the sport is dying. the autists are being lured away by zoomer brainrot and online simulator games so none of them want to play ball anymore. Instead all we're getting are the buff fratboy athletes and latin american guys who have to learn sports to escape their trash shacks. Even the new Asian players are all fuckboys like Yamamoto or Jung Hoo or pussy wimps like Sasaki instead of based chads like Ichiro

How did this Cane’s thing get started on this general?

>>149244843
Thanks guys. Greinke stiffed me once again. I asked him at the all star game if he would sign for me and he said he would… so a couple weeks ago we played them and I sent over the cards I needed signed… basically 3 league leaders cards with Kershaw and Wainwright already done and 2 from 2015 to complete the set. He said no… I waited around for him during batting practice and went up to him and he totally denied having the conversation at the all star game… I then asked why this was a problem and he said it’s because “I wear him out.” Hard to wear someone out when he has never signed for me. This is the only ahole in major league baseball that has been a turd to me. So going back to the conversation I said can you just get these done it will take 5 seconds… just draw a little z on them for me… He said no I will never sign for you… I walked away… a couple minutes later I confronted him in the outfield while he was jogging and told him what I thought of him… he just kept on running then said I wouldn’t even sign for your kid if he asked…. I wanted to laugh knowing he had probably thought of that line for a long time and that was the best he could come up with… I then let him know what I thought of him again and being the socially awkward guy he is ran back to the dugout and went inside. Soooo I’m done with this guy. I’m basically gonna have to trade with someone on here to 50/50 them down the road.

>>149244835
I have a big juicy yummy sausage for you

>>149244808
Cubgers won that game

>>149244852
What's the Cane’s thing?

>>149244859
And the cock sucking competition afterwards

>>149244670
>no Jollibee

These fuckers got fried chicken and spaghetti bitch fuck you

>>149244875
Bends over a spreads my ass cheeks
Don't be gentle

>>149244864
People mentioning Cane’s almost every day.

>>149244864
It's one of ERG's fursonas.

>>149244808
Cubgers won that game.

>>149244901
The trans guy?

>>149244871
sigh

>>149244843
this ls legitimately a thought-provoking post

>>149244916
it's just one gal

>>149244843
Two pepes and one is holding a sign that says fact while the other points at the sign.jpeg

wonder how long I won't be able to post images for

>>149244843
i like kim hyesung, but it does look like he has some extra estrogen in him

>>149244962
HSK is almost all onions.

>>149244843
If only we had played basketball instead of all those hours playing vidya

>>149244971
Oh, is that why we're having trouble with images? They're adding text filters?

>>149244975
>basketball
somebody fuck this guy

i found that KFC differs by location. the ones near my place weren't very good so no one even went there and they closed down. my uncle used to bring KFC from this mexican-black town and it was good. completely different

>>149244808
Anaels

>>149244989
I live in a sub 3% black city. All of them work at the only KFC somehow. There's always a v6 charger from a buy here pay here lot with the engine running too.

>>149245001
HAHA that's their gathering place

>>149244979
what?

>>149244979
Soi (spelt correctly) is being filtered to onions.

>>149245013
Based onions senpai newfag desu

i have doubts whenever they play the padres, but then they just end up winning. pads took the lead early this game too

>>149244989
Is that Iike Cane's?

>>149245018
kek he doesn't know about onions

>>149245027
the talent gap is real

>>149245030
There’s other filtered words I’m forgetting off the top of my head… maybe baka?

the asshole gape is real...

Roma Anthony has a nice looking swing

>>149245045
Kek yup

>>149245048
that too

>>149244553
Jollibee's chicken is better than Popeye's, but more expensive, and I like Popeye's sides a lot more
My go-to is still Church's

can't believe how much run ff chicken gets here as a recurring topic

>>149245093
>ff chicken
chocobos?

20 hours until the start of the giants undefeated streak

The chopped sandwich meme has gotta go

>Dylan Cease is a cat person
>Today's game had an ad for cat treats behind the mound for the first couple innings
>Cease strikes out 5/6
>cat treats ad goes away
>gives up 6 runs
>At Petco Park, the Petco logo is behind the batters so he's always looking at a cat
I've seen enough, we have to start playing cat videos on the screens behind home plate for Dylan Cease to become a real ace

ride into the danger zone

Hello?

2hu has to start posting cat 2hus on cease days to manifest good luck

Is it me you’re looking for?!

>>149245106
>>149244843
More insightful posts like these please

meet me halfway
across the sky

GG Doyers, this team is not good, too many auto outs. Should just sell Arraez and Cease, hell king too for some young prospects and pitching. They won't sadly so we'll probably sell the farm for some old unc and lose King and Cease, Arraez for nothing. Sorry, poser ass mf team who can't hit against Vesia or Bandas.

>>149245106
This is the type of tidbit that only a degenerate gamer or turboaspie would know or look into.

Let’s be real.
We’re retarded and autistic

>>149245162

>>149245156
You guys gotta activate Darvish. He's a difference maker.

Oh shit my image uploaded kek

>>149245175
That’s what ur mum said when she made her onlyfans lel

>>149245183

>>149245175
fuck me. you got my hopes up for nothing.

>>149245169
He's on 60 day IL, idk man I think his arm is cooked. Even if we did had Yu, these MF couldn't score for Yu in NLDS. Run support is something they Lack. We need fucking Dingers man. And enough with fat ass old catchers bro.

>>149245206
>enough with fatass old catchers
erm

>>149245206
I'm not even on the Salas train anymore, he wasn't really doing all that well in AA and he's also injured during a big part of the season. If he doesn't show signs of finding his footing when he comes back, I'm all for using him as a trade piece. Leo, however, I'm not for trading since he seems actually alright and having a 20 year old shortstop in a couple years will probably be a million times better than Bogey

>>149245206
In that case, Preller should gamble and sign Bauer or someone equally hungry

>>149245192
“We had the parade the other day. They said 100 percent chance of rain. It didn’t rain,” Trump told Mark Carney as the Canadian prime minister smiled politely.

>>149245095
Nvm got cancelled this month

>>149245081
You must love on a shitty region

>>149245193
Two frogs uploaded then the third failed. Something’s fucky.

>>149245251
I've been trying all night and nothing has taken.

>>149245169
I think Darvish is on his way out. I imagine he's looking at the odds Padres make it to the postseason or not for him to be ready to take the mound again and there he'll announce he's retiring at the end of the season so he'll be able to play in his last home game and get a good sendoff. He's definitely too injury prone to make it another full season, and he already hit the 2000 strikeout mark, which is probably the last milestone he needed to hit.

Which Padres players will my Chihuahuas take?

>>149245270
Trenton Brooks and Bryce Johnson by the end of next week. But you're also probably losing Campy in a trade to Dwight's Ox or the Red Sox

>>149245223
Leo we should keep, Salas idk man, he coukd be used to eat Bogey contract. What sucks is that Campy Is 26 years old and they still don't trust him. Yeah sure a Triple A stat padder, it cannot be worse than having a fat fucking catcher in his mid 40s for "Veteran" experience. They don't even give Triso AB either, all for him to be a trade piece for some other team. This team is highly allergic to young prospects. They gave Thompson and Rooker like one BAT, DFA'd them and now they play better at another team.

>>149245280
Campy is unfortunately a AAAA player, but granted, so are guys like Tyler Wade and he's still on the team

>>149245287
Tyler Wade is a fluke devil magic luck machine, but he isn't like really good. Just utility and vibes guy. No HR either.

>>149245270
Lockridge, Campy, Diaz and Maldonado, Heyward, Bogey and Tyler Wade.

Ohtani and Cease are both autistic and that's why they're evenly matched in batter vs pitcher duels too(7 hits but has struck out 8 times). They're on the same spectrum.

>>149245270
Oh hey everyone! Look who it is! El Paso Chihuahuas Anon! Everyone's favorite faggot!
And how about that? I'm here, too! Fresh off a three day ban.
I've got a present for you. You wanna guess what it is?
It's seven girthy inches of ass sex.
Here's the deal: I'm also from El Paso. Sure, I don't know if you're ACTUALLY from El Paso. You might be from Las Cruces. Or Horizon. Or even Deming. But I know you come out to Chihuahuas games. And I know I'm going to be balls deep in your ass soon.
You'll be leaving Alamo Drafthouse, or Later Later, (or the Toolbox), and you'll drive home blissfully unaware of what will unfold.
You open the door, turn on your lights, only to find yourself in a good old fashioned wrasslin' match. The prize? Your ass.
"Oh my God, I'm being robbed!" you think in that effeminate voice of yours. Only partially true. As I quickly and effortlessly gain physical dominance, I put you on your back and yank your pants off.
You struggle, suddenly realizing that I'm anchoring both of your wrists with one hand. Your eyes dart around, looking for the other. Too late you realize that you've naturally and submissively spread your thighs and arched your back.
You feel discomfort as I slip inside you. "I'm being raped!" you start to think.
No, you realize. To be raped means to be used unwillingly. As your arms and legs turn to jello and you begin to whimper with joy at each thrust, you realize that you aren't getting raped.
You're getting fucked.
"Nonononono!" you scream internally. You're a boy! Boys don't get fucked! You keep tell yourself that ass I stuff my cock into your butt over and over. You close your eyes and grit your teeth and feel precum drizzle from your erect penis as I fuck you closer and closer to orgasm. And as I release myself inside of you, almost smothering you with my weight as I drive as deep as I possibly can, you experience a pleasure you didn't know existed. And in that moment, you become my woman.

>>149245312
cease doesn't love baseball though, not like ohtani does

>>149245297
OH COME ON!!

>>149244716
I already said my GG though..... Was busy eating sushi at La Jolla with my Fiancée heheh
>>149245156

>>149244539
I love Jack in the box for their breakfast. Their red bull infusions are pretty good too. I missed the Sriracha burger munchies meal they had back then before covid hit.

Padres defense is killing them. Are we just gonna forget how Tatis shitastically overthrew that ball

>>149244371
I've been saying this for years, I think it would be fun especially if they wear the minor league jersey, be neat seeing guys who played on those teams in that jersey again as a pro.

>>149245327
Tatis Jr gotta stop worrying about his baby mama and worry about hitting nukes against doyers.

>>149244808
They did, my ROCKS won two in a row

Poodres need to stop complaining so much about their team and instead turn their attention to feeling good for Dodger bros who had to overcome playing with a shorthanded rotation to be able to maintain their hold atop the NL West. It's not an easy thing to do and it deserves more credit than it's being given.

>>149245327
>>149245334
>>149245355
they run the bases hard, though. i like that

-dodgerfan

>>149245355
Even with their injuries the dodgers are 2nd in active payroll behind only the mets

I went with 3 coworker girls tonight and we had a fuckin blast
I'm hammered go doyers

>>149245370
And when you add the deferrals they’re the highest payroll by ~$150M

>>149245378
Why are you posting here instead of getting pussy?

>>149245378
DODGERS BABY

>>149245381
Yeah my post was specifically about their active payroll, meaning only the players on their 26 man roster, not guys on the IL. Cuz the guy I was replying to made it seem like what the dodgers are currently doing is some significant achievement when in reality they're pretty much where they should be, if anything they're under achieving but I don't really feel like arguing

I WATCHED THE GAME, BUT I'M GOING TO WATCH THE OFFICIAL 10-MINUTE HIGHLIGHTS ON YOUTUBE

still can't post media

>>149245355
>it’s not easy to maintain first place when you have an entire rosters worth of AAV more than the next team in the list (that currently has a better record and you lost the season series to).
Lol goddam the fundieposters really are right about some of you smug fucks. Padres were middling before the break last year too and the dodgers only just barely won the division. The giants are also clearly going all in this year.

>>149245384
one of them blacked out and needed to be taken care of
thank you based trader joe's for your $4.99 batch & bottle cocktails hehe

was Shohei returning to the mound everything you expected?

>>149245425
the dodgers aren't really taking the regular season seriously which I totally understand so I've pretty much lost all interest in anything Ohtani until the playoffs

>>149245425
He wasn’t sharp at all and it reeked of a marketing gimmick

>>149245425
i didn't think he would be throwing 100mph

>>149245447
>reeked of a marketing gimmick
how so? it was his call because he said he felt like it was a waste for him to keep rehabbing when he was throwing max effort anyway.

>>149245459
also they cant send sogay on a rehab assignment cuz they need his bat in the lineup

kek!

>>149245459
Doing it at home suddenly, and against the padres mostly, after saying he wouldn’t pitch til after the break.

>>149245425
It’s his first time pitching in a long time. I wasn’t expecting him to be an ace

>>149245444
>fundies actually believe this

>>149245465
yeah, he's basically a reliever right now who will pitch once a week to build his pitch count up.
>>149245473
it was a nice surprise. putting stock in timelines for what you should expect rarely works out the way you think it will.

reckon all the dodger hate is just tall poppy syndrome...

>>149245425
had no idea what to expect but I felt more excited than I would be.

>>149245378
clearly you didn't have the BEST time if you're already home posting in this thread

>>149245496
a fair bit of it is deep and real but the majority is shitposting

>>149245327
He's one of the only outfielders who knows that Muncy is fast despite how fat he is. He had to act quickly and just got unlucky

>>149245498
you've obviously never been out having a good time if you don't realize one of the first things people do a lot of times is post about it online to try to keep the buzz of the evening going.

>>149245508
made a strong shit throw to 3rd base also

>>149245516
Yeah, it totally keeps the mood going to open up 4chan in front of the girls to post on the /mlb/ thread

>>149245516
He went out with three women and had sex with zero of them kek

someone told me /mlb/ is a teetotal general?

>>149245528
just letting you know what people who go out do irl dweeb. put it in your memory bank for a future larp.

>>149245533
Alcohol is bad for you

>>149245551
fr fr no cap
even one beer these days fucks my stomach up

>>149245533
I would probably ignore anyone the attempts to speak for everyone here , regardless of the subject

on Nikke night I had sex with Dororong

>>149245533
This a 3.5 man general

>>149245557
>dororong thought xhe could outluck sailor moon

>>149245533
Tattoos = dropped.
>t. Mariners fan

>>149245572
On Nikke night, the doro was the true rallying cry.

>>149245568
Surprised the Brewers didn’t make this list I thought Wisconsin(ers?) consumed the most alcohol out of any state

>>149245533
the drinkers here tend to know a lot more about baseball than the nondrinkers on average

>>149245581
Lemme see if I can find the full list in the archives (and I think it’s Wisconsinites).

that funky muncy

new tigers fan here

Doyers.

I need it...!

ball one

pacos

>>149245730
I need more in my mouth!

NEED TO MAKE MORE ELLIOT RODGERS

Give it to me!!

whitoids

>>149244346
the Rockies are the only team in the NL West with soul

>>149245793
Fact.

>>149245840
God I wish I could be a softball girls toilet paper roll

I can’t believe I didn’t know about this til now. The gaslight anthem hat is real nice, but I need that coheed x cyclones drip frfr.

The absolute state of the Red Sox.

Houston sucks

Turns out that their only good when they know where the ball is coming from.

>>149242827 (OP)
amerislims sure do watch their figure

>>149242827 (OP)
this seems like a normal amount of food to order while watching baseball

>>149242827 (OP)
the fucking nodding after each bite

>>149246085
Kek I’m not the only one, drives me insane but I still watch every time someone posts it…

>>149246085
>>149246093
he has to do it for the viewers

dodgers won *nods head*

But there's a game ooooon
In Chicagoooooo
And I know I should beeeee home
All the colors of the street signs
They remind me of the pick-up truck
Out in front of your neighbor's house

Cubspie took me down and said
"Boys like you are overrated,
so save your breeeeaaaath"
Loaded words and loaded frens
Are loaded guns to our
heeyyyyyeeeheheads!

I can't sleep.

Kek whitoids. I’d seethe if I was dying out

I like baseball and handsome men.

Kek whitoids

what are you guys doing right now?

>>149246273
ur mum lel

>>149246273
Thinking bad thoughts.

>>149246273
working

>>149246273
Death of whitoids

>>149246310
What kind of thoughts?

>>149246353
Various fantasies about Trout getting sexually used by other males. The usual.

>>149246273
Trying to sleep

>>149246273
Assignments and studying.

>>149246004
yeah, watch it expand

>>149246511
Delete this

>>149245981
>13-7 in 1 run games
>4-0 in extras
Fraudulent team.

So Giants are going to put Devers at... 1B after Chapman recovers, right?

Don't get the Dodgers national anthem controversy.
They are so desperate to pander to Mexicans withe that Doyer stuff but ENGLISH ONLY national anthem it's so stupid

test

I can now post webms again

ASStros lel!!!

Ken Griffey Jr got raped in the sweltering heat of ‘96

>>149242827 (OP)
big dogs gotta eat

>>149246833
‘95-‘03 Mariners thought they had that shit on.

>>149246650
The dodgers are desperately trying to avoid trumps ire during these protests/ICE raids. It’s kinda pathetic but it’s to be expected I guess, I unironically respect Kike Hernandez for saying something and I don’t even live there. Fuck the feds, they’re wasting millions of dollars to deport farm workers and day laborers for political theater. Baseball btw though: this is a post about the baseball team the Los Angeles Dodgers and the baseball player Kike Hernandez.

ubs.

doggiedoos

I could do with a strawberry biscuit right about now

>>149246875
Did anyone from the Dodgers actually say this though? It seems like the type of thing an organization would say nothing about because it never happens.
It'd be like buying lightning repellant.

Nobody cares doyerpaco

Remember in 2024 when there where no dodger fans in the general? Pepperidge farm remembers.

only oldcums remember the trop

as an ancientfag myself I remember the days before all the new tigers fans here

Doyers literallly never existed before July 2024. Kindly fuck off.

>>149247045
Late July at that kek

>>149247045
>>149247056
They were in Boston before then iirc

honestly the Dodgers are doing all the teams a big solid by spreading the brand and being mostly, perhaps solely, responsible for growing the game. we should all look to be more supportive of them and put aside all our petty and selfish grievances and jealousies for the good of the game.

>>149247082
Yea that’s bait

>>149247082
many are saying this

Fundies running damage control (paid for by BR)

gm

Queen bitch fundie woke up

Are the Rays for real or just on a heater?

only oldcums remember the gaped queen bitch award

>>149247167
I think they're legit. No one pays any attention to them because they're the Rays, but they always seem to unearth guys no one has heard of that are good players.

>>149247167
I think for real, people always say you can’t look at the standings early but only for good teams kek. Their division is also shit except for the yamkeks who’ve been headed the opposite direction lately.

Are the giants for real or just on a mission?

>>149247200
I agree with the Yanks being vulnerable, just not sure if the Rays are fundamentally sound. I don't follow the AL East closely, but I'll look forward to Tigers Rays this weekend

Call me biased but the Rays might just be the second best team in baseball

Mest lol

>>149247279
>>149247279
>>149247279
I tried

>>149247282
Early and didn’t post the previous thread. That’s a gapin’ pal, spread em.

>>149247282
Perfect timing and based retard meme OP. 9/10

>>149247299
0/10 for being a darkcel Aryan it@lian

500 ‘em!

>>149247312
501* and i have no idea wtf you’re saying and never will because I’m leaving for the new thread now, bye.

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