Previously on /hoc/: >>149280702

Our kitties-edition

>laffs

>laffs

>laffs

>laffs

>laffs

>laffs

>rent free

>aland thread
oh great the retarded VPN's are back

4chan doesnt allow VPNs and can detect them

>>149287616
retard

>>149287623
Unless you pay for the 4goy pass

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

mcdavid and draisaitl deserve a cup, but the oilers don't.

how long until all canadian teams relocate to the united states?

>>149287623
>he doesnt know the site that lets you select which flag you post from

>>149287616
Proud Ålander, born and raised.

>>149287623
Okay phone retard

Why so many
>laffs

>>149287623

>>149287680
do we really need a reason to make fun of them?

>>149287680
I told a REALLY funny joke in the last thread

>>149287694
Yes. Lucklily there's plenty of reason.

>>149287694
It's the only Leafs news I could find today.

>sit in the corner, Brady

>>149287739
Why does he always cut his tshirts to look like a trashy redneck?

>>149287766
he's so greasy looking and rich.
>hrnngggg

>>149287642

>laffs

>>149287811
Takagi!

>>149287680
The real question is why the other threads DIDN'T have so many >laffs

>>149287766
>look like

>Top scorer in the regular season
>4x4.5 because you don't do dick in the playoffs
In unrelated news, Mitch Marner might be getting 14 million dollars for his wonder regular season performances.

It's gonna be a scorcher today

>>149287866
many are saying this

>>149287862
how old is duchene?

>>149287866
Drink plenty of water!

>>149287871
34 and a half

>laffs

>>149287892
why would someone give this old man north of 10 mil

There's no hockey for a while

>>149287908
He had a good regular season apparently

>>149287840
I 'member fionding this gif on kuvaton back in 2008.

>>149287920
Wtf what is Gary doing about this

>>149287920
NZIHL is in full swing

LOL 4CHONG SCREENSHOT PLEASE LAUGH

>>149287938
Who gives a fuck, besides ((( you and Gary ))) ?

>>149287938
if hockey doesn't belong down there then how didn't the True North™ Edmonton Oilers beat them

>>149287938
americans dont give a shit about sunrise hockey

>>149287992
the relaxation levels were already going down because of the playoffs, so jones was a fine addition.

guys i photoshopped fat gary bettman onto the image! laugh please! it's the only joke /hoc/ has besides namefags and blogging!

>>149287992
Laffs got Laughton and Carlo, who takes pucks up his bussy, a skill which which laffs covet.

>>149287992
How is this a Fat Gary moment
Do you think he replaced Jones and Marchand with solar powered replacements so they would thrive in the sunbelt and keep poor Canada cupless yet another year

>>149287910
I doubt that. Is it the least watched game on cable TV? It's so easy even for the normies to have an illegal TNT stream.

>>149287984
>why should i care about how popular the biggest games of the season are with viewers
as a casual fan you shouldn't

>>149287920
the parade, the draft, free agents, the Marner drama soap and so on

>>149288051
Keep at it, chaim. Your shekels are forthcoming.

>>149287938
my 70 year old parents don't watch cable or satellite even anymore. This shit is so pointless.

>>149288037
you want fat gary? here ya go

>>149287992
Easy answer. Yes.

>>149288073
no they arent that is the problem retard
americans dont give a shit about hockey

just ordered some shoes

>>149287866
god damn, you half japanese girls

>In Steven Ellis’ final draft rankings, he has Schaefer ranked 1 and Hagens ranked 4. He believes the #Sharks take Misa and the #Blackhawks take either Frondell or Martone. He believes there’s a real chance, barring a trade, that #Utah takes Brady Martin at pick 4.

>>149288099
You and Gary give a shit about your shekels. Nobody else does, retard.

What should I watch tonight

>>149288115
never got why this album is treated like the incel's anthem when the literal first song is about getting too much pussy and just wanting a gf instead

>>149288088
How is this uniquely sunbelt, sweetheart deals are how Boston stayed competitive the last 20 odd years.

>>149288124
of course you need to associate me with gary to make this retarded argument
stop consuming oxygen

>>149288109
how can you order shoes? what if they aren't comfortable?

>>149287908
Helps get them to the playoffs plus he’s extremely well liked and respected in the locker room so I imagine it’s the whole veteran presence thing

>>149288163
quiet now you greedy little pig

>>149288209
the stars just fucked themselves from a cap perspective and have to do more gymnastics to even have a full roster.

>>149288148
on MGM+, The Machinist (2004)
on demand TUBI, Final Score (2018)

>>149288212
>wanting hockey to succeed is greed

>>149288207
Ordered them off Amazon desu and they’re a reputable brand so I’m confident I will be satisfied with my purchase desu.

>>149288148
Reservoir dogs

>>149288163
You associate yourself with Gary, you shekels grubbing pig.

>>149288148
I should really rewatch Miracle one of these days and see if it holds up or if it's just mouseslop

>>149288249
fair, my feet are probably more shit than the average person.

>>149288249
I'd be worried that they won't fit

I went to the shoe store looking for socks

>>149288244
>success is defined as shekels to Gary
Fuck off, chaim.

>>149288281
I ordered the same brand as the shoes I wear so I’m assuming the sizes are the same since it’s the same brand.

>>149288148
Yuri on Ice

>>149288286
socks are shoe accessories when you think about it so it'd be weird if they didn't sell them, yeah?

>>149288296
this is about viewership not revenue retard

>>149288275
i dont give a fuck about the money the league makes
you clearly do since you wont shut up about it

what if i order a reputable brand pocket pussy and it doesn't fit?

There's nothing wrong with Gary

>>149288387
gary's leadership however is awful

no one wants to sign for the ottawa charge

Gary whenever he convinces a star to sign in the sunbelt

>next up dustin wolf!!

>>149288400
There's nothing wrong with Gary's leadership

>>149288422
then why dont american watch the scf?

>>149288222
Not really. They’ve always intended to trade Robo since his last signing and Marchment is going too so it frees up quite a bit.

>>149288429
did you watch the game on a cable subscription? if the answer is yes, why the fuck do you still have cable?

>>149288429
I watched it :)

>>149288438
i watched it at a bar like a normal person

>>149288457
so you wouldn't be counted as a viewer because your cable television wasn't tuned in.

>>149288485
that is ok, they make allowances for bar viewership

>>149287920
There's hockey tonight babe

>>149288515
Not real Gary league hockey

>>149287574
>>149287592
>>149287601
>>149287607
>>149287612
>>149287613
Good posts

>tfw no gf

>Why do people want to sign to a winning team instead of my shit team run by retards
>Surely this is Gary's doing

>>149288723
winning teams are chosen by gary

Has McDavid requested a trade to the sunbelt yet?

>>149288723
if you're too retarded to have figured it out by now maybe you should stop posting and go somewhere else

>>149288775
he's already looking at mansions in LA

>>149288321
It's about shekels to you and Gary, chaim. Nobody gives a fuck about that, except you and Gary. Fuck off, both of you.

>>149288346
Fuck off, shekels grubber.

>>149288720
I no longer yearn. Don’t know what I’d do if one magically fell into my lap anyways.

>>149288851
sad state of affairs

>>149288894
I’d put my pp in her private area if a gf landed on my lap desu

>>149288888
>>149288888
>>149288888
>>149288888
>>149288888

>>149288888
Nice dubs

*stops posting*
*goes somewhere else*

happy juneteenth randy

>>149288766
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

>>149288939
Perfect, make sure to not come back too.

>>149288947
Just like my islanders

>tfw no bf

>>149288981
We know, sweden. We know.

>>149288981

>>149288947
your gimmick sucks

Curious how the Canadians that bitch about the Sunbelt never mention the team they follow.
Potentially to cover up the fact that it is shit and run by retards perchance? We may never know.

>>149289082
you can't just say perchance

>>149289082
My team is actually the LA Kings cause I used to live in the sunbelt. But thats irrelevant to the cause cause its not about >my team. Its about a corrupt league run by a greedy kike.
You can't deflect and make this my team vs your team bullshit, its bigger than anyone individual team you fucking retard.

>>149289130

149288947
dimeless gimmick

>>149289150
So it is a shit team run by retards, gotcha.
Perchance.

bud1r

>>149288851
But do LA mansions have underground basketball courts with the ceiling too low to use though?

goys bubblin itt

>>149289082
>>149289150
looks like we found out

>>149289047
Just like my islanders

>>149289279
I mean this does seem like the kind of place a crypto guy or an Armenian would live in

>I mean

>Basically

>bud1

>walks through /hoc/

EDMbros its not looking good...

found out about a new (to me) band from 15 years ago.

whens the next hockey game in any league?

>>149289436
share it with us lad

he's 46 years old
never kissed a girl

>>149289428
I thought I told you to stay out of these parts, mister.

>>149289436
who is it bro

>>149289434
He says this but he's too pussywhipped to actually walk.

>>149289428
>waves at you

>>149289439
in about 10 bongs when the ahl playoffs continue

>>149289461
reminds me of trb and his mobility scooter

>>149289439
Canucks vs Checkers AHL Finals game 4 7pm PST.

>>149289444
I pray I don't become that

limited mobility
limited income
unlimited days since 04/22/17

>runs though /hoc/

my gimmick is gonna be the best

wait trb needs one of those fatass scooters to move around? lol

This is the my biggest fear if I join a rec hockey league :(

>>149289428
Hi fren!

>>149289494
kwalb

>>149289543
he was crippled by a burrito im afraid

>>149289528
>honks at you

>>149289451
>>149289443
oh i haven't listened to their music. as a musician myself that would be insane. but the album covers, band name and the girl with bangs who does very sexy nudes is more than enough for a needed burst of creative inspiration.

>>149289528
Wow you're fast!

>>149289557
>honks back

>>149289557

>*shoots the puck at you*

>>149289557
>honks back

>>149288411
>Dustin Wolf
>Star

>>149289544
if you cant make friends on a sports team there is something legitimately wrong with you

> your gimmick sucks
> will keep seething, malding and rage posting accordingly.
Jen

>>149289592
You hit me jerk. That really hurt

>interviewer: "Do you feel like there's unfinished business here for you?"

>McD: "Absolutely yeah, absolutely. This core has been together for a long time and we've been building to this moment. All the work that's gone on behind the scenes; the conversations, the endless disappointments and some good times along the way obviously as well. We're holding this together to try and get it by the finish line."
>"...with that being said ultimately I still need to do what's best for me and my family, that's who I have to take care of first. But of course there's unfinished business, yep."

grim to say the least

>>149289571
*vrooms past you*

>>149289599
I know but I'm worried about being a complete beginner

>>149288766
Winning teams are founded on good ownership and teams that stop going "erm, well we need more meatheaded former players in our front office!"

>>149287910
I didn’t watch most of it because of the schedule.
They drag it out way too long.

>>149289544
why would you join a rec sports team that has a "coach"

149289615
nobody cares nobody asked

>>149289544
baseball is an individual game. barely even a sport. a what have you done for me lately setup.
in amateur hockey you are going to touch the puck and maybe make a play every shift. buy goalie equipment and show up on time and you are guaranteed to be bantered into friendship even if you suck.

>>149289436
the beatles

>>149289615
He's gone.

breaking news: bud has joined the israel-iran conflict

>>149289599
have you ever played before? can you skate?

our boy is involved in geopolitics now

im retarded and this >>149289683
was meant for this >>149289624

imagine if garebear makes a "the decision" type show for mcfaggot to grow the game to the black community

>>149289618
that's a really cool apu! mind if I save it?

>>149289569
THE NAME OF THE NUDE WHORE NOW

>>149289673
I'm not sure anybody wants a goalie below 6 foot

>GARY STOP HELP AAAHHHHH
>PLEASE GARY
>I BEG YOU SHOW MERCY

>>149289702
No but I want to learn

>>149289738
for me, its edward hopper

if lil yeety reaches page 10 he will be free

Frogposters dont deserve shit on 4chan

>>149289726
you are playing hockey not basketball, nobody wants a slenderman lanklet in net.

>>149289746
ok so go to your local rink's open skate until you can hold your own. then go to the events where you can skate with equipment on to get a feel for things. then join the most novice league you can find, some cities have leagues consisting entirely of beginners. if youre socially awkward then you can at least be useful by bringing water, beer, or snacks. good luck bro

>>149289673
Soccer is the way to go, you don't have to actually learn anything or develop any skills and there are girls

>>149289769
RIP xxxTentacion

>>149289811
That's good advice, thank you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbpK9SYERZU

i haven't skated in well over 15 years

>>149289682
what side is /hoc/ joining?

the ideal goalie is an extroverted 5 foot 6 inch gumdrop body plumber/mechanic of French Italian descent who reeks of salami and grease with a dead brother yet has had at least 3 strokes but still drinks and smokes every waking hour and every night fucks his comely wife and makes her fat thighs shake with orgasm and i'm tired of pretending it's not.

>>149289615
Tic toc deadmonton
One last run before July 1st, 2026

nhl players should have asian wives

/hoc/ posters should have a wife and many sons

>>149289927
>One last run
No fucking way. If they know he's walking going into next season they are going to be mindbroken and get bounced in the first round at best.
I really don't think the players respect him enough to try and put their all into a sendoff for their beloved captain.

>>149290012
>I really don't think the players respect him enough to try and put their all into a sendoff for their beloved captain.
then he should fuck off because what the fuck are you doing?

>>149289880
https://youtu.be/wyOuy-aZyC4

>>149290009
I'm looking for a wife on the 4chan dating app

>>149290009
im going to the philippines this summer to find one :)

Im watching the sweden - germany womens basketball game
What no hockey does to a mf

>>149290068
treat yourself to an orgasm. remember to thrust your hips upon ejaculation.

>>149290092

>>149290012
Well he sure as fuck isn't resigning until the oilers management stops being retarded, which seeing the Frederic rumors isn't gonna be any time soon. Listen to his presser from today and how defeated he sounds.
>Everyone's gotta find a new level, it's not like we have a ton of cap room and a long list of highly touted prospects knocking on the door

the flyers won this game in a garyout 3-2. its one of the few games ive ever been to that went to a garyout. i filmed the shootout winning goal from the stands without garys consent.

>>149290119
Outside of Savoie and *maybe* Akey, its pretty ass. It's really shallow as well after losing Holloway and Broberg, one of the few edmonton prospects to not suck ass

>>149290068
are the women in the game at least attractive?

>>149290166
thanks anon

>>149290166
Thanks Sheldon I enjoyed the footage

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Bergen

He's just like me :)

>>149290166
based that's made cool :)
I should try making an mp4 the next time I go to a game

>>149290030

>>149290193
>that spot of blue on the laffs
>goalies
so one or two kids in the leafs org are going to blow out their knees or something

>>149290193
bruins will be lucky to make playoffs by 2030

>>149290326
they're a Gary team retard.

>>149289434
>over and over again
Makes you think, back-to-back.

>>149288851
But he would feel like home.

how did Oilers even made the final with that bum of a keeper

>>149290326
Oh no a Boston team is bad, how will they ever recover! Lets all feel sorry for the city that never shut the fuck up for two decades!

Just took a nap

so you're telling me my habbies will Sid the kid this summer and then Connor freakin' McDavid next summer? uuuuh, yes please!

>>149289738
This happened to my buddy once

i feel really good right now because i ate a salad for lunch

>>149290571
Connor WILL end up with a flames jersey

>>149287938
>old people
>brown people
>hicks ("aah only wautch fuutbawl")
big surprise

swedes showing up in the hoc thread is like blacks moving into your neighbourhood

>>149290640
See a swede? You know they'll impede

still mad about the lindstrom debate I see

>lindstrom

which wood is best for bbq?

>>149290718
Scott or Mackenzie are pretty decent bets

>>149290718
diamond willow

>>149290718
I make a lot of bbq and I barely notice much of a difference. I usually use apple or hickory

>>149290718
I don't know, I don't eat wood.

>>149290829
rude

>>149290531
Oilers are the comeback kids. They always take the first period off. But you can't do that against the Panthers.

>>149290859
sorry blud

>>149290798
why are there black people in edmonton? was that part of the great migration?

>>149290879
I miss the world pre-covid

>>149290820
based north carolinian

>>149290571
crosby is heading to colorado to play with nate

>>149290334
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

>>149290912
I'm in the midwest

>>149290945
based wisconsinite

>>149289626
that is all well and good but unless youre a sunbelt team you arent winning in the 2020s

>>149290993

Your team is shit and run by a retard.

Here are all the Jewish players (that we know of) who played in the NHL this season.

A record 20 players!!

Wishing them all tremendous success throughout the rest of their careers, and hoping to see the continued growth of proud Jews in professional hockey.

Am Yisrael Chai!

Is this cuck still seething about Lidström being the Goat defenceman? Sheesh what a dumbfuck

>>149290879
thank you gary

>>149291016
those are my snowbelt franchises

>>149291032
>Walman
Knew it.

>>149291032
Mitch the Bitch Marnerstein

>>149291083
>>149291085
l'chaim

>>149291032
>jewish
>can’t save
cmtsu

lots of chuds posting right now

N

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P

G

M

F

O

O

R

S

free palestine

>>149291070

1993

I stand with Israel

>>149291275
>2019

napgmfoors?

for me, it's sending $3.8 billion a year to israel instead of using that money domestically

america first trump voter btw

With the Stanley Cup awarded and the NHL draft next on the league calendar, Hailey and Sean take a look at teams they expect to be most active, with roster tweaks, including buyouts and free agency, led by the Chicago Blackhawks, Florida Panthers, Edmonton Oilers, Dallas Stars and Minnesota Wild.

The Oilers fell to the Panthers in the Stanley Cup Final for the second straight year, with Florida delivering near-perfect performances in Games 5 and 6 and showing superior depth, structure, and goaltending throughout the series. Injuries mounted on both sides, but Florida’s culture and cohesion carried them through, while Edmonton struggled without Zach Hyman and leaned too heavily on McDavid and Draisaitl, who couldn’t singlehandedly turn the tide. Sam Bennett earned the Conn Smythe with a historic playoff performance, and GM Bill Zito now faces the challenge of re-signing Bennett, Marchand, and Ekblad. Meanwhile, the Oilers enter a pivotal offseason with key extension talks looming for McDavid and Bouchard, major cap questions, and ongoing uncertainty in goal.

>>149291300
never again, gary must forge out our rising success

>>149291032
I was such a fan of the hughes bois. shame

making a cup of tea

>>149291296

₩}《●¿~

>>149291389
idk who earl grey was but he made a damn fine cup of tea

>>149291379
You forgot the p

>>149291393
im sorry, i dont understand the language of planet retard

more of an orange pekoe guy myself

Just black tea for me

>>149291421
FUCK
poor gary*

>>149291389
yum what kind?

>>149291422
you need to study up on it. next season anthems will be performed in planet retard

can we just do away with the anthems?

>>149291493
what if instead each team could choose a pump up song?

>>149291493
you already took away thy sons

>>149287669
Is it hard work in the potato chip mines?

>>149291454

>>149287669
very cool. reminds me of cape cod

>>149291504
As long as everyone can use purple dildo pony cub for when they oilers

>>149291510
literally the worst tea. i cant believe people drink this crap.

Can I still go for a walk? I heard there are thunder storms coming

>>149287722
>laffs

>>149291530
I’m sorry I offended your taste

G A R Y

B
U
T
T
M
A
N

What type of keys won't open a door?
Monkeys, donkeys,

What type of keys won't open the stanley cup trophy case?
Canadian hockeys

>>149290879
>covid cups
jen

>>149291572
>drinking Lipschevitz brand jew tea
ngmi

Poo Peeland

>>149287722
this is next level obsession

>>149291578
I don’t get it

>>149291537
It's the 90s, go for it

>>149291603
JEN

>Swede comes into the thread
>Thread turns to total shit
>Mitch the Bitch Marnerstein
>Why would you post that?
>Lidstrom?
Sweden, why?

PINK PONY CLUB

>>149291520
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/

Bro is still bubblin yes sir yes sir

DER JUDE CLUB

can the next thread be Siege of Fredriksten themed?

>>149291663
disturbing trends

>>149290639
florida isn't hicks lol. edmonton is way way redneck

>>149291666
They could have been the Stanley Cup Champion with the quirky song but instead they are the gay losers with a gay song, like seriously it's so fucking gay how can they be this gay, forever.
>Hey guys, remember the year the Oilers had a gay anthem as their rallying song then got shitstomped in the finals?
This is the legacy.

>>149291706
yeah, florida is druglord spics

>>149291706
EDM is hicks, FL is just straight TF up junkie trash.

I went to Florida once

>>149291706
>florida isn't hicks
holy shit, we've got a comedian on our hands

I'm American

>>149291720
Well, what other kind of music pairs perfectly with GETTING ONES SHIT PUSHED IN
>t; the gayest faggot jew anthems, that's what

>>149291725
Disney?

>>149291720
i dont care
i'm a pink pony girl and i'm dancing on the stage

>>149291663
I took a nice Marner yesterday. Felt completely empty after and only required 4 wipes.

hey bros

>>149291741
Jacksonville

>>149291741
nah, I went to homestead Miami speedway to watch NASCAR with a buddy

>>149291735
Gary has been working on his subtle foreshadowing, bravo Gary bravo.

>>149291751
Hi fren!

>>149291751
fuck off

>>149291720
>letting Sportsnet decide your playoff anthem
North Americans are so fucking plastic

>>149291775
He loves it. He loves making the men in the crowd sing "man! I feel like a woman" it's all weapons-grade jewish humiliation

We should each buy a jersey from the NHL Shop haha

EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

>>149291791
>Steals all your gimmicks from divegrass

I think we can all agree that anybody in this thread could heem any soccer player

>>149291853
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

When is the panthers parade?

Fuck Canada

>>149291929
Never, it was cancelled because they were informed hockey doesn't belong in the south and returned the cup to the league.

Fuck Canada

Tuck Canada (into bed)

thinkgen of watching the nba finals this evening

>>149291853
I hate that shit.

>>149291996
TURN IT UP CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

>>149291422
Your flag says otherwise.

>>149292018
MAKE SOME NOISE

>>149292027
>30minute later nou
put some effort in

A couple years ago I saw my friend nude and in an aroused state

>>149291727
No, just someone who lives in reality - not basing their worldview on seething reddit troons

>>149291601

>laffs

>>149292179
>lives in reality
>posts a cartoon depicition of themselves
cmtsu

>>149291944
>>149291958
You sure did fuck them in the World Championships!

>>149292223
>depicition
brampton pajeet leaf fan seething so hard in between scam calls. just violently mashing his keyboard as the tears flow

you're in shambles

Canusada

poo peeland

>>149291706
hicks, snowbirds and retirees from up coast
That's every Floridian available; everything else is a gator or an illegal. or sometimes both

If you're saying the Toronto Maple Leafs could have won the Cup because they took the Florida Panthers to a Game 7, you're lying to yourself, says KenCampbell27

>>149292352
nice 1970s sitcom stereotypes. Florida's the 3rd most populated state.

But keep telling yourself whatever you need to cope with your inferiority.

>>149292179
Jacksonville is the south

>>149292317

>Chicago plays in the Western Conference
>Detroit plays in the Eastern Conference
Make this make sense.

Protip: You can't.

So so true

>>149292512
Detroit is to the east of Chicago

>>149292352
>niggers
>beaners
>more niggers
>cubans
come on bro

>>149292472
Southern Georgia, and everything from Chattahoochee out west, is Lower Alabama

>>149292512
retard

>>149292535
Detroit is west of Toronto.

>>149292512
That's a full 4 TIM trip boss

>>149292556
Detroit and Toronto are both in the Eastern Conference

>>149292480
I’m happy to join New Brunswick

The 'NHL' stands for the National Hockey League

>t. Redundancy Council on Redundancy

>>149292472
It's also the worst, most soulless. and least Floridian city in Florida. Not a coincidence.

imagine the most ravaged lifeless blighted parts of detroit but with a few palm trees- that's cracksonville.

>>149291944
Based

>>149292590
Most of Maine is wilderness anyhow, absolutely no one will notice beyond Stephen King and his wife

>>149292621
Which nation does it refer to?

>>149292096

1993

>>149292672
USA

>>149292685
But USA is a union of small territories, not a 'nation' or a 'country'. USA doesn't have a country name, even. It's a literal description of the union. lol

>>149292385
> Toronto Maple Leafs could have won the Cup
Never. Ever.

The only union I recognize is the Soviet Union

/hoc/ is a Soviet genny

>>149292760
They were even bigger kwabs in hockey than they were in real life, at least they won the war

>>149292728
It hasn't been that way since the civil war

>>149292760

>girl I orbit on instagram is posting pictures of herself in her bikini(s)

>>149292859

>>149293011
my Dad used to have a mustache that was that lush and thick, and it always reminds me of the seventies, even though I never lived through those years at all

>Alright /hoc/, now someone else tell an somewhat-thread-related anecdote

>>149287548 (OP)

>He's actually leaving
Where does he go?

>>149293011
Based and intimidator-pilled. Check this 3.

>>149293152
Minnesota Frost

>frederic for 8x4

Surely they can't be this retarded can they??

>>149293183
Run it back

* wins the Cup *

>>149293183
>This is the guy tasked with managing McDavid's prime
Lol

>>149292314
so much for reality you are living in a fantasy world

The asking price for McDavid in a trade scenario will be far, far too high so he's going to flat out walk in free agency if he decides not to re-sign.
The only trade proposal I can realistically see from Edmonton is "gut your entire team and tank your future for this weakminded softpusy".

>>149293152
You know exactly where he goes

Flames and Islanders

bud won copey won the broship always wins

>>149293421
what if mcdavid chooses to win over money
you dont even consider that scenario

>>149293540
The whole post was about him leaving, what do you mean

I was going out for a jog but cops with long guns told me to go back inside

>>149293554
but you assume he wants a max contract

>he isn't a sovereign citizen
kwab

>>149293540
who are some players that have taken a "discount" on their contact? the agents are the ones negotiating the contract based on precedent.

>>149293649
Paul kariya and teemu selanne, I remember it like it was yesterday

>>149293613
What are you talking about, the "tank your future" part? I meant draft picks and prospects in a trade scenario.
What he gets in free agency if we get there doesn't really matter, the point was him almost certainly leaving Edmonton without them getting anything from it.

>>149293491
>image related

>>149293608
Sweet

>>149293649
CrosGod

I'm eating meatballs

>>149293671
selanne busted hard out of colorado and was basically an overpaid 4th liner

>>149293608
>cops with long guns
rifles? Did you put on the news and try to see what's going on?

>>149293540

>>149293672
>I meant draft picks and prospects in a trade scenario
with him taking a max contract

>>149293649
crosby his hero did

>>149293723
the guy is 2nd in career earnings in nhl history, barely behind ovechkin. barely seems like a discount.

>>149293746
I genuinely don't know where you are getting this from, I don't know if this is some sort of set up for a joke that isn't landing or something but you need to lay out your thought process like I'm a third grader because I'm lost.

>>149293759
his autism demanded 8.7 every contract he could have asked for 12

>>149293759
that really isnt saying much given nhl salary suppression

Gary should be paying us for every /hoc/ post

>>149293769
stay retarded then ive clarified 3 times

>>149293794
Are you trying to imply he'd want to sign for far less than he's worth to stay in Edmonton, the team with literally nothing but him and back to back finals losses as the only thing to show for a decade of his time there?
He's not winning if he stays there and that's the bottom line.

>>149293738
It's in one of the houses across from me and it's a rough area so I don't think it's anything that would be interesting enough to make the TV news. I think all of these are warrants or domestic violence situations

>>149293834
retard

>it's summer
>and that means Canada is upset and needs a hug
You'll feel better during the Winter Olys, Maplelads, you'll see

Canadians still seething?

>Here are the two scenarios if McDavid doesn't re-sign
but muh max contract
>What are you talking about, this isn't about the contracts
but you think he wants to take a max contract
>I don't understand, I never said anything about the contracts
muh max contract tho retard

Suomibros...how could this be happening...

crosby would have turned trent frederic into a 20 goal scorer by now.

>>149293992
retard you fully admitted you didnt understand and now you are posting like this

>>149294033
You should both feel fucking stupid and ashamed

>>149294050
why? you are the one struggling here

>>149294077
Yes, cause every American flag MUST be the same person... cause it's only one guy over here

>>149293992
this isnt fucking an nhl video game. any draft pick outside of the top 3-5 is practically useless. doesnt even move the needle. adding in prospects that have barely even played in the nhl is fucking nothing in real life. you would at least need to find some top tier under 21 year old player still on his elc before teams even start considering prospects.

>>149294097
youre as retarded if not moreso than the other poster

>>149294005
why is cuplet mcshitbust so fraudulent

>>149294116
I no longer respect your opinion and can't speak to the other dude, whoever he is, but I bet he's unimpressed

>>149294134
i dont give a fuck what you think

>>149293774
what makes you think he isn't

>>149289544
He must be awful at baseball or he's annoying.

>>149293976
can I have a hug as well?

>i dont give a fuck what you think
>I'm just seething for nothing.

>>149292656
I'd live there but Maine has no jobs

>>149294221
indirectly replying now with a umad?
not a good look retard

>>149294176
Why are you still replying to me? Clearly, you love me and are crushed by my previous statements, and are trying desperately to win back my affection
>>149294212
I mean, as long as we're just being conceptual about it, I don't see why not, but I'm not getting in my car

>i mean

>>149294261
cause you keep replying to me with retardation
ill happily call you a retard

Canadians still crying today?
>Checks
Yup

>I mean

And that's why no one talks to Canadians during the off-season

See you in September, /hoc/

I'm going to go lift weights

>>149294313
see you in a few hours.

>>149287288
Underrated

>>149294318
based I haven't lifted this week since i've been recovering from my bug

>>149294102
Wonderful, so how does McDavid taking a max contract figure into that?

>>149294351
so what do you purpose mcfaggot gets traded for?

>>149294351
you still dont get it retard

>>149294407
Top line players and prospects and/or draft picks as much as you think "hurr durr prospects and draft picks mean nothing" despite Edmonton being in the bottom half of the league in pipeline rankings which means they would be desperate for both.
The contract itself has literally zero bearing on this you fucking retard. If he moves he's going to sign a contract guaranteed no matter the price, knowing he's going to sign a contract will make Edmonton request more back.

>>149294480
>despite Edmonton being in the bottom half of the league in pipeline rankings which means they would be desperate for both.
these rankings are meaningless
you are a retard

thinking of jerking off
https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ9mm8ne

>>149294534
Don't bro. You're losing gains

>>149294534
Don't do it

>>149294480
you are an absolute retard if you think draft picks outside the top 5 are worth anything more than a 4 month rental player at best. theres no point in even trying to talk hockey with somebody as retarded as you.

>>149294591
well said

>>149293152
>I still need to do what's best for me and my family
he could get the lowest rate in the league being a benchwarmer for the sabres and he'd still see more in a game than I do in a year the fuck is this retard smoking

draft picks should be more like video games and not be all shitty and in the AHL for years

>>149294645
stop drafting americans and pick up more canadians then

>>149294591
Rental? Are you out of your fucking mind? Nobody is going to pick up McGaykid as a fucking rental, holy fuck this is the intelligence level of the people I'm arguing with?
Also you STILL haven't explained how him taking a max contract has ANY fucking relations to this and I don't think you have a reason seeing as you are trying to shift the argument to "muh draft picks mean nothing retard".

>>149293998
fug :DDDDD

>>149294645
not /hoc/ related but I'll never forget how fucking funny the story to that one NBA game was cause it was trying to make the player character out to be the next lebron james but I didn't know the controls so I got drafted in like the seventh round and the simulated coaches gave me barely 10 minutes of gametime once I actually joined the league
>why'd you buy an NBA game
I didn't it was on PS+

Where is it cuck

>>149294680
so when you purposed some team would "gut your entire team and tank your future for this weakminded softpusy" you somehow werent talking about draft picks? so you think its possible for a team to trade a bunch of untested players still playing in the chl/ncaa for mcfaggot. again you are so fucking retarded.

>>149294730
well said

>>149294768
>>149294768
>>149294768
NEW

>>149293152
>Inb4 some shitty team like the Hurricanes and they get swept again

>>149294730
>Gut your entire team
Multiple top six players (as in 1-2) and/or potentially a goalie
>And your future
Give up your prospect(s) worth a shit and maybe some draft pick sweeteners dependent on the team

You have the reading comprehension of a toddler, what the fuck else could I mean by "gut your entire team" except "give us your core"?

>umad
xhe's still seething

>>149294801
retard

>>149294310
That's our Samir.

>>149294668
1993

>>149295008
retard