paco deportation edition

previous: >>149286968

https://x.com/KevinTakumi/status/1935776569785803118

Reckermania is running wild!

WSH: James Wood had a pair of two-run homers, including a walkoff shot in the 11th, as the Nationals outlasted the Rockies 4-3 on Thursday
MIN: Kody Clemens went 2-for-5 with a two-run homer in a win over the Reds on Thursday
BOS: Jeff Passan of ESPN reports that the Red Sox are demoting Kristian Campbell to Triple-A Worcester
TOR: Myles Straw (ankle) is not in the lineup for Thursday’s game against the Diamondbacks
PHI: Phillies selected the contract of INF Buddy Kennedy from Triple-A Lehigh Valley, optioned OF Weston Wilson
TB: Rays recalled RHP Connor Seabold from Triple-A Durham
ARI: Diamondbacks placed C Gabriel Moreno on the 10-day injured list with a right hand contusion
SEA: Adam Jude of the Seattle Times reports that Luke Raley (oblique) could return this weekend against the Cubs

doyers

We’re caught in a trap

>>149293139 (OP)
is this real?

Reckermania is running wild!

no plapping Mallory tonight

doyers

Ahhh everytime I bake, someone bakes just before I do.
Can you guys please recycle my thread after? I'm going to be busy later

>>149293170
>>149293170
>>149293170

>>149293019
>>149293007
thanks, that makes sense. i thought the dodgers were away at the nats tomorrow.

>>149293230
swanson is one lucky on of a bitch

>>149293139 (OP)
They were waiting for Andy Pages

>>149293139 (OP)
>>149293178
fake news!

>>149293263
sorry, we'll all be in ICE custody by then

>>149293273
i fucked her

>>149293139 (OP)
Doyers

>>149293273
it should be me!!!!!!!

>>149293273
Sexo!

>>149293286
>federal government gaslighting
yikes

>>149293179
>Reckermania is running wild!
>>149293215
>Reckermania is running wild!
It is?

cubbietime!

>>149293273
attractive woman. should i know who she is?

Attaboy Drew
what a player what a pick up
CMON CUBBBIES!

protect andy pages at ALL COST doyerbros

>>149293286
>chugging fed cum
unironically kill yourself.
baseball.

‘toids kek

my rangers are TRASH
BURN IT ALL DOWN

>>149293286
plausible

>>149293455
degrom is definitely getting traded to the mets, right?

>>149293492
kek

this ones over, time for a nap

why are cube fans removing their shirts?

attaeye happ

XD XD XD XD XD

Pujols
Pages

>>149293527
lucky break, blue needs to get his eyes checked

>>149293525
>inside or near
do these retards think the dodgers have that authority? they stopped them at the gate which is as much as they can do.

Time for a Seiya Slap!
Seiya Slap 'em!

Adamantium

Reminder that over 60% of Americans support deportation of all illegal aliens, it's literally why Trump won. You are all going back.

berds win game one of the double slurper, game two in about 45 minutes

cmon Seiya!!!!!

>>149293286
that's crazy imagine seeing a government social account engaging in gaslighting

Tomorrow is the Construction Splash Bobblehead Giveaway presented by @liuna.local73
Be the first 1000 fans at the ballpark to get a Splash Bobblehead

>CUSB

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

umps tried handing this game to the cubes but they failed kek

the comment section for the tweet is people saying theyre ending their dodgers fandom because they turned away ICE or demanding a warrant

LA is gonna implode in on itself

>GIDP
yikes

>>149293525
Do you think he knows that the Dodgers got their start in LA by bulldozing Latino houses?

>>149293473
raiding the Hollywood Home Depot and ending up at Dodgers stadium, this is a GTA VI mission

Grom

>>149293630
they gave the brewers like 5 runs in the first half of the game, umps just sucked

>>149293632
Twitter is not real life, gay "protests" are not real life, 99% of people don't give a shit or support deportations.

>>149293627
the 2025 cubs curse of the quints begins
>>149277777

Gg brewers. I’m gonna kill myself. This is the last post I’ll ever make

>>149293632
Bots and paid shills lmao

homeplate ump needs to go make a call to his bookie kek

>>149293673
quints ain't special

>>149293681
do a flip!

>>149293709
we'll see

>>149293139 (OP)
Ice hockey
Now
Ice baseball

>>149293632
Isn't it confirmed twitter is now 40-60% bots posting?
I wonder how many people ITT are bots.

>>149293575
I'm a citizen

>>149293681
It's okay, cubbies got this

>>149293745
Have you not been seeing the news? They've been deporting citizens too. We're fucked, Trump doesn't give a shit bro.

>>149293709
this is his 5th time posting it. its babby’s first get embarrassing stuff

Feels good to be a brewgod

>nats end their losing streak just in time for the dodgers
can't wait to see them sweep in la

>>149293763
Lol

>>149293765
Ain't got SHIT on gay louis kek...KEK!!

quints em

>>149293763
nice falseflag toid

Win today.

white lifelong boston trolley dodgers fan since October here. please round up all doyerpacos and ship them back, they can watch from Mexico and maybe I can visit dodger stadium at a reasonable price again. big titty doyer goblinas can stay.

cusb afraid of cursed get kek

Imagine playing for this team

>>149293777
OMFG TRIPS!!!! PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT KIND STRANGER

my quintsies :)

>>149293777
TRIPS ALARM!!!!

>Tatis plaque gets stolen at Dodgers stadium
>says dumb shit like this
>https://x.com/TalkingFriars/status/1935796844606767159?t=X_3e9pBpJEyhpXuxe94JBQ&s=19

Bruh ima knock out some senses out of these ego drama sissies, why say that when we're going to be swept by big bro. I swear.....

>>149293805
humina humina humina

>>149293866
TRIPS NOW DUBS???? KEK HATH BLESSED THIS THREAD

If the White Sox win the World Series while the current Pope is alive, do you think he'll show up at the parade?

>>149293861
Shut up bitch

>>149293765
2nd time, any other posts must have been someone else ;-)
and I wasn't quints op

Fesd are crazy if they think it's a good idea to poke around Chavez Ravine.

cusb lost, hold fast frens.

Is it true that recker's ass isn't even that feminine?

>>149293908
Omg he got singles!!

>>149293830
All based choices.

>>149293908
Singles of truth

>>149277777
many are saying this

I hate being the only sex haver here

>>149293944
checked & praised kek

>>149293805
She fucks white guys

>>149293940
Retired numbers should be for iconic players, most of these names are not recognizable

I missed the end of the game but GG Yankees.

3/4 is better than what I expected from this team and I'm happy with winning the series regardless

>>149293940
Why doesn't the one to the right of Bernie Williams have a name or number?

>garbage time dingers
gotta have those

>>149293945
CHECKED AND SCUBA KEKED!!!!!

quints induced june swoon got them cubbies sweating

>>149293963
Says who?

Oh yikes the Cubs lost

>>149293212
Hilariously, history repeats itself:
https://laist.com/news/la-history/dodger-stadium-chavez-ravine-battle

>>149293902
These bum ass need to shut tf up and get some trade going

>another double play
>1-23 on RISP this series

>>149293861
At this point, Dave Roberts is gonna have to move out of san diego

Why do the braves consistently ass fuck the mest?

>>149293963
>most of these names are not recognizable

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?

>>149293963
someone can be iconic for their team but not for the league as a whole.

>>149293861
I kinda like the Talking Friars guy

achievable natty?

>>149293473
>raiding home depot
thank god they are deporting the people we hire to shovel dirt and remove shingles

>>149294064
the talking friars guy is obsessed with the doyers no capperinos

>>149277777
what did he mean by this?

>>149293940
And one day Anthony "The next Derek Jeter" Volpe's number will be up there with them.

>>149294072
who will do those jobs now?? surely not the yts who complain ab them :)

Dadsbro
Dadspie
2hu Dadspie

>>149293286
>tranny org: ice was here
>jonny law: no
who do you believe here?

>>149294079
>Quints
Cringe, and I'm a brewers fan.

>>149277777
hell of a post schwarbro!

stankees

A 8 run lead is not enough for this fucking bullpen. It’s just unreal how this happens every single fucking game. This has to be one of the worst bullpens in MLB history.

>>149293492
They really stood up for their latino fans by making Trump an honory member of the team

>>149293139 (OP)
holy kek its true all Dodger fans are all newly arrived beaners. Prior to 2018 no one went to dodgers games.

>>149293940
>>149293830
the concept of retiring numbers is kind of retarded desu
>8 appears for two players
case in point. you can immortalize the player and still keep a number in use. no one wants a world in which every player is wearing wonky ass numbers like 58 and 83, but that's inevitable given enough time.

>>149294083
He has to earn that first. Judgy No. 99 will be up there for sure.

>>149294124
Chin up buddy. You only have the 3rd worst bullpen ERA, it COULD be worse.

>>149294152
doyer game I went to a couple weeks ago I sat next to some tatted up cholos that had literally arrived from Mexico that morning. I chatted with them for a few minutes, they were ok I guess, but I'd feel safer if they watched their favorite team from Mexico.

I knew Canada was crazy! @_@; just looking at CN tower made me nervous. How the heck are there people willing to strap onto that thing?

>>149294152
>Prior to 2018 no one went to dodgers games.
i know this is bait, so enjoy your (you), but holy shit are you retarded

>>149294177
Volpe has already earned it by being the next Derek Jetah!

As a cubs girl I'm really enjoying this season!

>>149294204
im a toid

>>149294215
don't get too excited
>>149277777

>>149294215
We know Alice

>>149294202
I'd do it for free but things like that always cost a ridiculous amount of money

>>149294215

>>149294177
>blowoutbuzz
that's the feeling you get after a good assfucking. strange name for a card website thoughever

No way the Jays come back right?

>>149294171
>>8 appears for two players
>case in point. you can immortalize the player and still keep a number in use.
In 1972, the Yankees retired the number 8 in honor of Dickey and Berra. On August 22, 1988, the Yankees honored both Dickey and Berra by hanging plaques honoring them in Monument Park at Yankee Stadium. Dickey opined that Berra was "An elementary Yankee" who is "considered the greatest catcher of all time."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Dickey

Do not go to the game tonight guys. Those nazis are gonna be outside vetting people

>>149294236
this is a problem in wisconsin lol

>>149294171
lots of players have their number retired like 20 years after they're done playing, so they don't really have it planned when another guy shows up and uses the same number before it's officially retired. Ichiro and Randy Johnson both wore #51, but Ichiro just got the number retired this year by the Mariners while Randy Johnson is getting the ceremony for it next year. Kershaw will probably get #22 retired by the Dodgers, but I'm betting the second he retires, some random ass rookie will try to wear it before it officially happens.

>>149294236
>they have those statistics and still insist on using female commentators

>another Inning ending double play

>>149294233
I went to needle tower in Seattle on vacation and camp Fuji in ROTC but I still have problems with heights. D:

>>149293861
Tatis will be a Chihuahua

>rags
Useless rangers!

I'm the next Jeetah

what's the most kino game being played right now?

>>149294252
that's a nice bit of trivia, but the point stands. you can commemorate these players on stadium walls, or even include their name on a patch when a current player is using "their" number. it does not make the number any less special.

>>149294262
They had Randy on the sneks pregame last week and Ichiro wrote Randy a letter asking him if he could wear 51 because that's the number he had in Japan.

>>149294296
You have autism.

>>149294305
I would have said fuck you faggot and make him wear a different number

>>149294287
I didn't know Volpe posted here

>>149294294
Gourds Jints

>>149294262
i would rather see #51 alive and on the field in seattle than dead on a wall forever. no one will forget ichiro or unit.

will mlb retire 17 when shohei retires?

dyk the world's largest attended baseball game was a 2008 exhibition match between the dodgers and red sox? (115K)

>>149294338
No, but Dave Roberts will insist number 31 should be retired in honor of the 31 flavors at Baskin Robins

>>149294336
I will switch to that after sneks, something might happen in the bottom of the 9th

>>149294338
Yeah he's the GOAT.

>>149294171
>>149294296
"My number was so good they retired it twice." - Yogi Berra

>>149294350
cram it, sethyboy

>>149294315
>it's the year 7232
>now batting for the al-wassar wahibbis
>number 852, vladimir guerrero the 33rd

>>149293139 (OP)
Take 'em all home to their shitty country.

>>149294348
Those are Devil Rays attendance numbers!

>>149294348
they should do this again for dodgers/angels

>>149294204
There were no doyer fans here prior to 2018

GG Sneks

GG jays

>>149294352
Snek are one of my faves an not just cause I have family in Arizonawoo. :3

New Doyers fan here!

>>149294396
sorry, i only came to /sp/ for world cup, euros, and olympics back then.

Why are they called Yamameatballs?

>>149294348
Did they just hit a hundred home runs to left field all game?

>>149294430
let me show you
*unzips*

>>149294258
Sorry we aren't pussy whipped fags like faginois. Get a little lippy and get one of these across the mouth.

New Doyers fan here!

>>149294348
still harder to hit a home run there than yankee stadium

>>149294450
Saw Wisconsin during springs big10 wrestling ^-^ good st00f

>>149294348
Is this what the Anon meant by Boston Trolley Dodgers?

>>149294085
Chuds kept posting photos of white dudes doing roof work where they all seemed to have the cleanest shirts without a hint of sweat on them

>>149294450
please fuck my ass

>>149294450
Wisconsin also has a lot of closeted fags who troll around truck stops for dick.

Superbas

>>149294441
Im not a braves fan

My Jints on the board!

WILMER

>>149294450
Gay fudgepackers
Why are Wisconsinites all angry alcoholics?

WILMAAAAAAH

Who are similar batters to Mike Trout?

>>149294473
That's how powerful we are.

YEAAAAAAAAAAH WE FUCKIN FINALLY WON 28 SOON FAGGOTS HANG THE FUCKIN BANNER

>>149294509
Tim Salmon

Yankees just won the World Series. 27bros, it’s over..

>>149294482
Those are all faginois expats and you know it because you're obviously hanging out at truck stops in Wisconsin

>>149294509
Catfish Hunter

>>149294509
Isn't Bobby Witt Jr following his early seasons almost 1 to 1?

>>149294471
Too bad wisconsin wrestling can't keep instate talent. All our top wrestlers go elsewhere.

>>149294509
Kevin Bass

Proud of the Dodgers

>>149294072
>shovel dirt and remove shingles
How fucking useless can your country be if you travel 3,000 miles to shovel dirt. lmao!!

>>149294509
Kevin Bass, Oyster Burns|no, really. AJ Pollok, Lip Pike|again no joke. Sid Bream ^-^

>>149294533
28 years to return to the World Series to see the "best" hitter drop the ball again

Hang the banner Yankeebros

>>149294599
>make 10x for the same work
i would move as well

>>149294434
you can see the pillared scaffolding out there for a net like behind home plate.
the dodgers used to play there while the current stadium was being constructed and it hosted the '59 world series. more info in pic/wiki on the Coliseum

>>149294509
Billy Marlin

>>149294582
I'm just shocked my Terrapins did well especially when there was heavy hitters like that air force cadet also pedo state had a few good players, Iowa was sure going to championship

>>149294665
>"Chinese home runs"
we should bring this back

I* was sure oopsie. Owo;

>>149294617
>>149294630
>>149294556
>it's afraid

>>149294708
100% in honor of shohei ohtani being on the dodgers now, me rikey dat idea ah so

>>149294665
funnily enough, the softball stadium yesterday had a tall screen like that in right field that you had to clear for a homer. otherwise, you play it off the screen like you would the green monster.

if the mets didn't retire 17, ohtani would have chosen them

>>149294509

Rays winning tonight?

>>149294665
wait, the dodgers are from brooklyn?

What did she mean by this?

Kiss ‘em

>>149294873
I'm not helping you gamble

>ANOTHER inning ending double play
>Third one today
>STILL can't score more than 2 runs
>Doval coming in to close the game
>Does great when we are behind
>Shits the bed in save situations

I'm not feeling so well Jintsbros

>>149294887
The Cardinals used to be from Baltimore :D also The Highlanders used to be Baltimore too.

1913 they changed to NY Yankees

>>149294906
Are you the “Alcohol is bad for you.” fag too?

>>149294996
Alcohol really is bad for you tho

>>149295038
Who cares

And then everybody clapped.

if you're only going to win 1 game of a series, make it the last one

gg indios

NOT SWEPT

gg injuns, holy shit I want our batting coaches gone yesterday

what game should I watch now

>My Jints :)
>Prevent the sweep
GGs Guardian bros

Still can't score more than 2 runs though and it took a great start from Webb just to prevent the sweep. Reeee

>>149294945
2-26 RISP on the series
26 LOB
4 double plays

>>149295046
It’s bad for you

>>149295070
Henlo sf frens >>149295070
from east coast>>149295066 ^_____^

>>149295100
>cleveland
>east coast

>>149294996
>>149295038
and speak of the devil, nhk just started a show about non-alcoholic drink consumption in japan 2 minutes ago

>>149295114
Flyovers thought they could sneak that one by. No no no.

>>149295114
Owo I meant to add them too but misclicked happening alot right meow.. Gettimg sleepy ate aa ton.

Henlo to Ohiowoo frens too then!

how soon before skenes blows his arm out?

Taking /mlb/ by storm!

>>149295066
>I want our batting coaches gone
Our offense is just forever cursed doesn't matter who we add.
I remember fans saying the same thing when Bam Bam Meulens was the hitting coach

>>149295131
For me, it's Athletic and Go Brewing

>>149295237
Devers hasnt caught the bug yet, at least

Just got off the phone with the MLB head office. They confirmed the cubbies won that ballgame.

Patriots are delayed due to rain.

>>149295205
Skenes is weirdo who goes a lot of exercises and shit so he might not.

When did they lose their soul?

Since the cubs lost I’m calling off work tomorrow fuck the brewers.

>>149295317

#BiggerThanBaseball

>>149295317
Pokemon or the Yankees?

>>149295317
When they allowed the uniform to get "tagged" instead of being the same ones we've all grown up with allowing ads on it. Ew.

>>149295351
pacobros....we need to unite!

lol fuck the poodres

doyerpacos.. poodrepacos.. this is bigger than baseball..

they can't deport us all

>>149295351
Hope they deport every single one of those faggots going to the stadium tbqh

Should I watch the Railkees (AAA) or wait until the Patkees (AA) get back from rain delay.

6th inning? Let’s roll homie.

>>149295443
I'm white tho

>>149295488
DYN OUT

>>149295488
Didn’t ask
They need to deport you too

Why does cubspie use reddit?

>>149295514
why?

My Padgers :(

>>149295447
Watch the Railkees.

>>149295447
soxinals

>>149295564
Aye aye!

yamamamamamamamoto

>>149295604
YAMS ON THE MOUND?

>>149295604
Roberts confirmed that cumfarto's playing time has been reduced.
Dodgers are basically unstoppable now.

>>149295604
world series game 1 looking lineup.

>>149295604
>Kim
>no conforto
yeah I'm thinking it's kino

>>149295640
kim supremacy

>>149295604
>Yamamoto
Dodgers lose the game 3-1 after leading the game until the 8th inning

>>149295646
Kim is getting more playing time and cumfarto's has been reduced >>149295640

>>149295640
they should trade him and watch him suddenly become decent again

>>149295595
Ah, the flyover Yankees.

Sex with Taryn

>>149295656
multiple padres players have a 1.000 batting average against yamamoto.

>>149295671
Sex with (you)

>>149295664
maybe if he was traded to a team where there was no pressure or expectations

>>149295656
nah, doyers are sweeping tonight, it has been foretold.

>>149295687
Based doggie-seer

Find BAJP.

>>149295622
yams on the hill

>>149295687
no digits means your doggie is a false prophet

>>149295679
Right now?

>>149295726
you’re meme shit is nothing

>>149295773
Emiru's Rapi dance MINDFUCKED Sauer that night

>>149295677
last time the poodres faced him he pitched 5 scoreless innings.

>>149295713
the death prediction came true

>>149295821
but they still got hits off of him, all you need is one to score

>>149295737
ANYTIME ANYPLACE

Dodgers will lose today to show assist the protesters of ICE, it will allow their fans to go home early to avoid the vans

>>149295858
it's baseball, so anything can happen.
good luck, poodrepaco. your boys are gonna need it, we're playing the S tier lineup tonight.

LET'S GO METS

>>149295604
Yamamoto will punt the game. Calling it now

>>149295959
miyeon bros we won

Doyerpacos storming the genny hours before their game again.

Alright /mlb/, give me your

Favorite baseball team
Favorite asian country

>>149295986
hey I've been watching beisbol all day

ngl Trea's defense has been getting better

>>149296003
Mets

Phillipines

>>149296003
But i've never been to asia how would i pick a faovite country?

>>149296003
cards
Taiwan cuz they make my graphics card xD

>>149296003
mets
israel

>>149296086
Hmmm I’m noticing something

>mest announcer talking about how strider can put his feet behind his head
guess theyre doubling down on the gay stuff

Everyone congratulate Juan Soto on his 1,000th career hit!

>>149296003
Royals
Japan

>>149296099
he does have the massive pornstache after all

>>149296003
Jungle Asians

>>149296003
jints
california

>>149296174
>california

mexico is in north america though

>>149296056
by how hot the women are and how well behaved the population is

win please just win

>>149296114
nah

>>149296114
He is only at 1,000? I figured he would be at like 1300 or something

>>149296212
incredibly rude.

>>149296197
Wouldn’t India win easily then?

>>149296228
I guess when I think about 1000 sounds right

White doyer fans, Your team is actively working for your replacement and is harboring invaders.

>>149296228
2020 ruined many players chances at milestones. He might get 2k hits and 2 k walks though

>>149296262
>11 KB
Lets fucking go!!!!

Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.
Head for the park and greet the Fagets.
Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.

>>149296230
will you congratulate kershaw on 3000?

>>149296262
nice thumbnail bro

>>149296276
mestbros... explain this

>>149296284
He hasn’t had 200 ks in a season since 2017 and will still get to 3k. His first half of his career was so crazy

White tyrone

>>149296262
>225x225
poodrepacos can't meme

>>149296276

>>149296276
FAGGets kek

White Tyrone with a great jump

>>149296262
chusd save the thumbnail kek!!

>>149296262
>>>/pol/

Can’t believe Stearns left us with all these prospect shitters just in the off chance they end up like Pete Crow Armstrong

ronny :)

my metsies :)

>>149296363
apologize

>>149296284
Yea of course.
t. Baseball fan.

>same dogshit lineup from yesterday
>Arraez still batting second
>ingelsias as DH

Well, just put us out of our misery or gentleman sweep us. Sad lol

>>149296363
PCA has the highest swing rate in the majors. Just a fun fact, I have nothing of value to say

doyers

>>149296386
Mauricio needed someone to prove them wrong I have nothing to apologize for

>>149296099
how does he even know that?

>>149296003
>Jints
>Thailand but Vietnam is also fun

anyone watching the marlins/Phillies game?

PCA also wears one earring if you get what I am saying. Doesn't one earring mean you are gay?

>Bogaerts actually made a difference 6th in the lineup
>move up back up
no, you had it right...

>>149296003
Orioles and Tigers for baseball and my only frame of reference for living in was Japan so.. Japan. <(^-^<)

this MLB.tv hat game is rigged

#rapeBlooper

>>149296003
rangers
Philippines

>>149296276
Peak NPC shit

>>149296445
>having 2 teams
faggot

I can haz pipey?

who is leading the NL in war?

Keith is talking about drugs again

>>149296003
Blue Jays
Canada

>>149296488
Joe Mama

>>149296322
I hate the Poodres too

>feel like I’m having a bad trip
same Keith, same.

>>149296488
pca I think but I'm too lazy to check

there should be a rule where in blowout games(either greater than slam range to be conservative, or 9 runs to = the batting lineup), the DH on the winning team has to be replaced by the current pitcher

there should be a rule where all pitchers have to bat

we ALL HATE the dodgers

there should be a rule where if you watch less than 100 games a year you're not allowed to talk baseball

>>149296541
in a just world, we'd bring it back, but this is not one...

deport the doggy doos

>>149296239
based

there should be a rule where dua lipa marries me

Are my doggie doos causing a stink?

>>149296003
new york mets
korea

ATTENTION

AMANDA SEYFRIED ATE MY DICK

>>149296586
keep us posted

>>149296276
cuh lookin kinda mesty

>>149296276
so fxcking gay

>>149296003
dodgers/angels
never been, but whichever one has sex providers that are easy to navigate for an english-speaking person

>>149296003
Yankees (27 kiss em)
Kazakhstan

Spencer Stider kek

DOGGIE DOOS LIED KEK

https://x.com/DHSgov/status/1935787097048109231

>Sneeds has 4 BB
RIP arm

>>149296003
cardinals
thailand

>>149296420
It makes me sad to watch the Marlins

My gay cousin is on Facebook cheering on ICE to arrest everyone in the building. It boggles my mind there are still [Group that the GOP never stopped hating] for Trump thinking that voting for him would save themselves when he's been stabbing them in the back one by one.

>>149296679
nah why your cousin metsy

>>149296679
just so you're aware, gays are not known for their acts of self-preservation

My royals are still a garbage team

>>149296700
I'm a pro 2nd amendment gay cardinals fan and this is true

>>149296710
Fuck off ERG

The southern California team for white people

>>149296481
My team, my fathers team. I keep it in memory of him desu also the fact they make far better rivals than any right now in ALEast

>>149296679
They all need to go back. Illegal immigrants are a cancer. When you have the president of Mexico (((Sheinbaum))) telling beaners in the US to riot you have a problem.

>>149296726
sup erg?

>>149296726
Hi Houspie

>>149296276
No wonder >we went on a losing streak immediately, God has cursed us.

>>149296726
mo is in the house

for me it’s saving videos of men kissing to bait the Mets fans :)

>>149296786
for me its kissing men and the mets

>>149296808
Chop on, brutha!

>>149296733
I'm not white and i've been an Angel fan for 25+ years though

>marlels taking our their dominate starter
ok thanks lol

down to the minors you go mr sheehan

>>149296882
>sheehan dropped already
why?

attaboy clay

got emmmmm

>>149296912
when you see the pepe....

we all LOVE the dodgers

>>149296930
I don't

>>149296882
he'll be back in a few weeks

>>149296930

who's "we"?

uh gay berd vros...

just fucking bunt with Marschan he can't hit for shit

>>149296930
do you mean romantically? because i haven't fucked a dodger player in weeks

>>149296733
>owned by a Mexican

>>149296905
Giving him more time to rest/rehab pitch in lighter conditions. They're cautious because pitchers who come back from injury tend to re-injure themselves right out the gate (EP, Bazooka, Gonsolin)
>but Ohtani is pitching again this Sunday
Because he's DH and they can't give him rehab starts otherwise

>>149296983
Now son...

>>149296726
My bad

>>149296733
The southern California team that ain't it

>1-0
>given up like 2 soft hits
>top of the 7th
>about 80 pitches
>1 out, runner on 1st
>take your pitcher out
>1-1
marlins are retarded

>>149293139 (OP)
Are they here for the fans or for the employees?

>>149296726
I'm sorry, he didn't know

>>149297043
No, it’s my bad.

>>149296679
Make him the minister of gay affairs.

>>149297066
No, I’m sorry. I didn’t know.

Can the poop sox win? I bet on them to cover +1.5 to get a bonus bet, but I don't know anything about baseball.

>>149297066
>>149297069
>>149297089
This one's on me

>>149297091
>but I don't know anything about baseball.

you're in luck, neither do the white sox

poor Skenesy. this levels of Mets era deGrom sabotage by his teammates.

>>149297116
No, this one’s on me.

>>149297058
they're there for hernandez spiderman

>>149297132
I honestly had no idea

Giant, walking himbo.

ozuna from da braves

watching the mets

Watching the giant, walking himbo.

tie game!

you can only reply to this post if your team is >.600

>>149296003
Yankees
Japan

Andrew Be-nintendo

THE Schwarbambino

>>149297031

kent your spice mix caked up and now i can't use it

You are Paul Skenes. The Pirates have, for the 11th time this season, ruined your impeccable start and are headed toward another defeat, bringing your record to 1-11.

You are fed up with this poverty franchise. You want to win and join a GOOD team that can reward your labors, a team that you can help and be helped by in a journey all the way to the top in November. A team that is not in Pittsburgh.

If you were Paul Skenes, which team would you join?

>>149296003
doyers
nippon

Finally Schwarber!!!

Marlins making some absolute blunders with their pitching decisions.

DA JANKEES LO...

DA JANKEES WIN !!!

>>149293139 (OP)
>paco deportation

absolutamente basado

>>149296003
Tigers
Japan

>>149297318
volts

>>149297318

>>149296679
We love our gays dont we folks?
>t. mest

I could use apoundin

>>149297173
Who is the giant, walking himbo?

>>149297344
Yankees
Nippon

>>149297314
I eat babby cak! Yum.

>>149297379
prepare your anus

>>149297318
The Padres so you can chill out on a yacht with your hot wife during the offseason and not care about what your offense does

The Los Angeles Deportees

Mauricio will swing at literally anything

>>149297419
you're right, he can't leave pittsburgh during the offseason
fucking retard

>>149296882
>gonsolin back on the IL
poor guy can't catch a break

>>149297318
My tiggies :)

Nu in a few

Deportiedoos kek

>>149297447
friendly reminder to recycle the other nu

>>149297436
He can't, because then everyone will say he's getting traded to whatever city he's hanging out in

>>149297341
>those feet

Are they going to deport the padres because they have a mexican name?

>>149297466
Posting this but not linking the thread…
>>149293170
>>149293170

>>149297501
>early
retard

>>149297469
aw. bless your two brain cells

>>149297512
>thread is three hours old
retard

>>149297318
he strikes me as more of a yankee than a dodger

>>149297486
no that'd be too obvious, they're going to deport Dave Roberts and he'll react the same way he does when he gets ejected

>>149297539
you have to go back

>>149297587
I have no where else to go :(

Gay Mets lol

FAGGets kek!

>>149297587
>posting the recycled thread early so no one makes another new one is Reddit
uh yea, sure.

>>149293139 (OP)
>based Trump ridding the nation of illegal alien scum

>>149297638
fucking retard

recycle >>149293170

>>149297650
They can't take us all

recycle this thread >>149293170
>>149293170
>>149293170

Which thread do I use I’m confused as to which one I’m meant to post in.

>>149297702
trust your heart

>>149297657
sad retard
go back

>>149297702
fucking Reddit ass early posters fucked me up too
>>149293170
>>149293170