Thread 149378343

Aussiefren please respond edition

>>149372725

FUCK the chihuahuas

My Jintsies :)

>another Kike on the mound meme game
>almost blew a 10 run lead
hope this means the joke is over

>>149378369
>not naming it Spookie Betts

>>149378369
I listened to his podcast with my retarded first baseman at work the other day and it was actually pretty good.

Scores

>>149378343 (OP)
Is this...?

>>149378434
Fuck my boricua ass

Standings

>>149378355
>miles morales
no

>>149378450
faggubs quickly losing ground to the Brewers

>>149378450
Based Twinkies saving Your New York Metropolitans from having the worst L10 on the board

Hope you practice your dance moves for hololive night, /mlb/.

>>149378295
Why poor bastard for the other Anthony Recker?

>>149378482
I promised myself I wasn't going flippantly dismiss the younger generation like the boomers n gen x did but the hololive stuff is pretty tough for me to understand

>>149378487
people are posting his photos here, and have posted his linkedin and stuff, just cause he has the same name as Recker

>>149378482
when is this so I don't inadvertently go that day? I swear to god if this somehow coincides with Kersh's 3000th....

>>149378512
it's just anime themed live streamers that also release music
>>149378514
it's on July 5th. since it's also Ohtani's birthday, they're probably going to manipulate the schedule so he's on the mound that day, so don't worry.

>>149378528
>its just the gayest shit you could ever possibly imagine happening at your ballpark

>>149378513
Do you think the other Anthony Recker knows that’s happening?

>>149378512
the people attending hololive aren't 15-25 year olds, it's 35-50 year olds

>>149378528
>pitches 1 inning
>goes 0-4 at the plate
>doyers will be seething about trashcans and 2017 the entire time

mariners won that ballgame and that series btw

>>149378553
Idk you think people on here didn’t actually message that girl from Twitter they think is cubspie? I hope not but it wouldn’t surprise me, for both of them.

>>149378386
major league umps should be forced to ump slow pitch softball in the winter. they are obviously incapable of recognizing strikes thrown below 60 mph

I'm based and redpilled

FUCK the mets

Stanton has good aura

>>149378639
guys got a nice recker on em

You want to fuck the mets? Good on ya buddy.

jizz jizzhim jr

>>149378450
>NL listed before AL
this is just factually incorrect

>>149378568
Lol i snapped this photo last year. Extremely based it’s still being shared on /mlb/

>>149378684
Senior above the Junior Circuit, it’s canon.

>>149378450
thank you

did the doyers give that crying kid anything

>>149378743
meet up and signed ball.

>>149378743
Roki Sasaki?

>>149378756
kind of them

>>149378756
Source?

>>149378743
he's not an illegal immigrant so no

>>149378743
bag of sand

Is Sasaki really hurt or did the doyers put him on the IL to prevent him having a breakdown and going kamikaze on chavez ravine?

Pitch your idea to draw more interest to the sport of baseball.

>>149378809
what an ugly fucking swing
good lord
i can't stop thinking about that swing and how bad it is

A month ago, it looked like the mest were going to run away with the division. The mest are actually in some danger of not making the postseason unless they make improvements in several areas.

>>149378836
I'm calling it now, Giants are going to go the same way as the 2024 diamondbacks, going back and forth with the padres through july and august only to completely fall apart in september and get cucked out of the postseason in the very last game(granted it was because of a gentleman's doubleheader)

>>149378836
Mets were 36-39 at this point last season. It’s still just a blip on the map at the moment, albeit a very ugly one.

>>149378796
he just started throwing again on the same day he was moved to the 60-day IL

I'm a girl

that funky muncy

>>149378893
mcdonald's meme magic finally wore off

Dunno if snekbro is still here but I've just watched the highlights of the last 5 games
Seems to really be the Marte show at the moment
I quite like Alek Thomas' energy

/mlb/ what do you do when you realize that when you stop texting first, no one really texts you?

Try, try and try again

>>149378672
Nigkee ‘em!

Ohtani bros had a good day today. Haters must be seething.

>>149378514
>I swear to god if this somehow coincides with Kersh's 3000th....
That would be so epic.

>>149378809
I don't find this outfit attractive. It looks silly. She should be wearing jean shorts and a tank top like a good American slut.

Sleepbros, what went so wrong?

>>149379186
You’re awake instead of asleep. A critical mistake.

Total ‘toid death

>>149379232
not me though, I'm cool right?

>>149379358
Die out faster Timmy!
Go Mets!

For me it’s the sternocleidomastoids: the muscles of the neck that serve to flex the neck and rotate the head.

no one cares ‘toid

Everyone cares arayantoid

It was the first time I saw a video of Babe Ruth in color. I was moved.
Jingu Stadium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmmvfwnN8x8

>>149379500
Pretty cool actually, something about old school baseball is so comfy. The mechanics of playing the game have change so much even from the 80 and 90s, let alone the 1930s.

>>149379550
That's true. There are lots of new discoveries to be made.

I like to imagine prime Babe Ruth was brought to the present day with a time machine so he could face modern pitching under modern rules. I like to imagine he struggles so badly it drives him into depression and he blows his brains out in the bed of a tranny. Lol what a faggot.

Kek ‘toids kek

>>149379708
He’s probably be really freaked out just by the world being in color now instead of black and white

How do i get into this?
is there a PES game but for baseball?

>>149379960
there isn't. crazy how it's 2025 and we are still waiting for the worlds first baseball vidya :[

>>149380069
Baseball is boring as shit so it's no surprise there hasn't been a fun baseball vidya

>>149379960
MLB The Show

>>149379478
Holy based

Finally got a chance to use the immortal Bombo Rivera.

>>149378684
It puts your team's division on top if you have an account. Which means I get:
>AL Central
>AL East
>AL West
>NL East
>NL Central
>NL West
I hate it.

>>149380295
Eastchads won

>>149380177
stop making things up

>>149379186
It's over (for my snoozing)

>>149379060
Marte is one of if not our best player and was a MVP candidate in 24 and 19, best 2B in baseball.

Corbins been out with a hand injury last few games but he is our other star. Leads the league in triples are will do for the next couple years. He is really autistic in interviews or else you'd probably hear more about him.

>>149379060
>>149380396
gib geno

>>149379186
>>149380369
>16-hour rebuild again
It's all so tiresome.

>>149380412
sorry M's bro but I don't think this team will be sellers anymore (anything could change between now and the deadline)

>>149379960
MLB the show for current hardware and multiplayer experience (tho I have no idea how populated the servers are in EU)
OOTP baseball for an autistic FM manager experience
MVP Baseball 05 if you want to emulate a classic (this is the old school PES option)

>>149379960
>>149380677
Just play '05 on a ps2 emulator and see how you like it (you won't be able to hit anything)

>>149379960
listen to these 05 chads, they're correct >>149380677
>>149380686

gm

>>149380705
Good morning, mleebster!

>>149381098
I’m glad the biggest Met killer is in the AL now.

...that's why we just gotta win for today

I fucking hate the Red Sox.

I fucking love the Red Sox.

I’m fucking ambivalent about the Red Sox

.

Next Friday is the annual /mlb/ Hololive Night meetup at Dodger Stadium. I can't wait to see you all there.

>>149381237
no one here seems to care about them. easily the most underrepresented fanbase here compared to their market

>>149381326
Orale

I need it

Why did the mariners DFA rowdy Téllez?

You guys have pretty kino birds in America

This whole thing is a mess

>>149381390
sure do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxnx_VbN2A8

>>149381447
When a witness ain't there it won't stick

>>149381447
No shit she said bruh lmao

As a cubs fan I'm so sorry

mfw going to bed

>>149381390
are you talkin about my pecker, bruce?

>>149381501
For me it is the great Tit.

Every team with an 'A' as their logos are shitters.

>>149381098
Belief despite lack of evidence.

>>149381517
You’re cucknadian though ever.

>>149381513
lewd
i saw a yellow-bellied sapsucker on my willow tree a few minutes ago

>>149381527
As won that exchange

>>149381554
lmao

>>149381527
you're an american (fat)

No Mets you're supposed to suck AFTER the all star game

shall be watching the stankees/dreds tonight

Mexican women who like baseball owe me sex.

>schwellenbuckbreaker vs. blackbum
metsies will not be feeling good

O kek!

I can’t believe we’re gonna get roboumps before robopitchers. There’s gotta be at least 50 bullpen shitters in mlb right now making $700K+ that sould be stocking shelves at Walmart.

>relievers
why don’t I relieve myself on your face idiot

>>149380701
Nice thanks

Chimpcongo is going down

Every team should be allowed to murder their underperforming relief pitchers and harvest them for parts for the starting rotation.

Bean that fucker in the head...kill him!!

You think your grandfather ever watched a bullpen game? Ever saw an “opening pitcher” in his life?

gm

>>149378450
>2-8

I'm all Cubgers today

Hey guys. I had this idea. Not sure if it's share worthy but i guess i gotta shoot my shot...
>KEKKets
W-well... Whaddaya think?

Happy cubbiemaid day /mlb/

I’m actually looking forward to Elly de la Cruz tonight.

>>149382045
Back to the lab again
>Oh no
Back to the lab again
>We messed up
Back to the lab again

>>149382154
Kek

>>149378836
When did the Brewers pass the Padres? kek

>>149382104
I think he's the fastest from home to first that I've ever seen. If this guy would stop swinging at pitches in the dirt, he might hit .400 and steal 80 bases.

>>149382190
During the SD/LA series last week

GM sars

>>149378836
kek KEKkets kek!!

>>149382250
ah Duraimurugan my friend good morning sar

>>149378836
>it looked like the mest were going to run away with the division
>The mest are actually in some danger of not making the postseason
both of these are pretty myopic takes to be desu

gm

>>149382335
GM Gura-senpai. It's another day for
>Poodres
BAU BAU!

Why does it seem like every small market team has a Dominican guy at the helm leading the team in some form or another?
>Reds: Elly
>Jays: Vladdy
>Injuns: Josie
>Dads: Tatis/Manny
>Marlins: Sandy
>Mariners: Julio
Mets: Soto

>>149382389
>My Brooklyn Bums
>My Los Angeles Layabouts

>>149382306
>bipolar hot takes about the playoffs in june
my Mets sure know how to bring it outta people (not that they couldn’t use improvement).

>>149382411
Boston* Bums

>>149382390
lotta dominicans play baseball and theyre pretty good at it

>>149382390
The Mets leader is a Puerto Rican by the name of Lindor

>>149378836
>Record: 46-32, 2nd place in NL_East (Schedule and Results)
>Playoff Odds: 84.5% to make postseason, 6.7% to win World Series

>>149382488
Surely he gets paid the most then right?

>>149382509
>he isn’t solving matrices for his assignments
Ngmi

Leave not let no one tell you the cure is not some times more virulent than the malady.

>>149382466
Beantown**

>>149382523
Linear Algebra? Or Diff Eq?

>>149382523
I'm no good at sep.... sepok.... sudo... I'm no good at mahjong.

>>149382509
>No baseball for at least 28 hours

>>149382537
Only Linear.
t. Accounting major

>>149382473
We have to turn the DR into a soccer country like everyone else in Latin America.

>>149382639
im fine with it, it makes baseball more of a world sport

also baseball fans are less annoying than soccer fans

>>149381473
wtf is the context here I can't imagine king von watched much baseball

>>149382603
gl man, linear is not that bad. some of the proofs can be tough but if it’s an accounting class you might not have to worry about them.
t. math degree

>>149382692
Number theory and topology ftw. >FAGGets kek!

>>149381447
I predict wander franco will walk and some team will pick him up

The league cares if you can play, they dont care about your character (unless you're an autistic freak like trevor bauer)

I could suck a mean cock right now

>>149382801
Chop on, brutha!

>>149382692
Based STEMniggas.

>>149382363
bau bau bau

>>149382688
>Before his death in 2020, King Von and Tim Anderson worked together to make a contribution to community service in Chiago. Since then, the pair became close friends and were spotted in many public events.
>During his recent Twitter onslaught, Anderson had his friend's picture on his profile display. That has piqued the interest of fans as they tried to link the two Chicago personalities together.
Tim wanted to look like a tough guy with connections to violent gangster rappers after his fight with Jose Ramirez as a way to intimidate him. What a fucking idiot.

who should the metsies trade for?

>>149382917
Paul Skenes or Jacob Wilson

>>149382917
Soto is actually 32 so they need to figure out who’s gonna play LF.

>>149382917
skenes ain't leaving anytime soon Nutting wants Skenes to stay so fans have a reason to come to watch the pie rats

A train leaves Dodgers Stadium at 6 AM traveling 50 miles per hour towards Petco Park which is 123 miles away. After picking up passengers and after waiting 20 minutes, it continues to head towards Citi Field traveling at 70 miles per hour. At the same time a train has left Citi Field at 8 AM headed west along the same track unaware of the oncoming train at 65 miles per hour. 2780 miles separates these two locomotives.

Given this information, approximately what time will these trains meet in a stinky poopoopadres doogydoo boricua ass fuck paco FAGGets collision?

>>149383003
its fine they got konnor griffin coming up

>>149383002
>LF

>>149383014
But when does Train A depart?

>>149383065
$3.50

>>149383059
Lifelong nats fan here, minor mistake.

Who’s more profitable for SNY? Da mets or da Yankees?

/mlb/ let's talk prospects

who are some of your favorites you're keeping an eye on?

my favorites:

>sam shaw
>ryan waldschmidt
>josue briceno
>sam antonacci

I typically look for a mix of speed, power, and high walk to strikeout ratio (basically 20/20 upside and good plate discipline)

Age is a factor but not a huge one unless they're getting up there and still havent made the majors (24+), I also tend to avoid players that stay in AAA for a long time since they can develop bad habits that get crushed in the majors

>>149383149
sny is significantly more mets focused, yanks have YES

I always get nervous playing the Rockies. The division is so tight, sometimes the difference between the bye and the WC is how many games NL contenders drop to the Rox. They decide who comes out of the West.

>>149382867
>after his fight with Jose Ramirez
I do kinda remember that. lmao it's always pretty funny when baseball players try to act like tough guys.

dodgers ese we the best yall suck jaja we down 3-0 then BAM GRAND SLAM MOTHER FUCKER

WHO ELSE CAN DO THAT

Will Ohtani pitch more than an inning this season?

good baseball movies other than moneyball?

>>149383287
yes.

>>149383289
A League of Their Own

>>149383287
Yes. 1.1 IP.

>>149383311
Dubs confirm

>>149382917
Louis Castillo

>>149383289
major league, field of dreams, bull durham, the sandlot
I also recall enjoying 61* when it first aired but haven't seen it since

>>149383203
real fans dont know anything about prospects. they dont watch preseason either. they simply tune into a few games here and there, that way everything stays new and exciting.

>>149383287
He doesn't need to. Dave Reddit will probably do bullpen games all postseason

>>149383289
the rookie with dennis quaid

BROOO they really let Juan “walk machine” Soto LEAVE like he was some middle reliever with a 5.89 ERA. I’m in shambles. I’m in the trenches. I just saw a pigeon wearing a Mets hat and I started sobbing uncontrollably on the Q train. This is NOT my America.

I burned my Soto jersey but the polyester fumes made me hallucinate a lineup card with IKF batting cleanup. I haven’t known peace since they announced the trade. I told my grandma about it and she said, “Dios mío, not again,” and started praying in tongues.

I put on Yes Network just to scream at the commercials. Michael Kay’s forehead said more about the state of this franchise than any press release.

We are not ok. The Bronx is crying. Judge is crying. I’m crying. Even the Yankee Stadium rats are unionizing out of grief. Soto, if you’re reading this I miss you. Come home.

We're not talking enough about Realmuto and Casty's double slide

>>149383289
it happens every spring

>>149383203
I’m high on

>Lombard Jr
>Ben Hess

I don’t really think anyone else in the Yankee farm system is much better than these two.

>Rafael Flores
Great, but we have too much catcher depth. Ben Rice, JC Escarra, Austin Wells.

>Spencer Jones
Could be a tangible call up if Grish/Dominguez go down.

>>149383287
it's just bullpen game, bro. him or jack dreyer, no difference. all winning

>>149383014
27 hours 43 minutes

Here's your updated All Star votes.

>>149383506
Pages over Teoscar

>>149383499
my jaysies :)
>>149383506
no one cares

>>149383499
>Jackson Holliday 2nd in voting @ 2B

He's having an okay season but goddamn that talent pool is thin

Also shoutout to Jacob Wilson but it sucks Jeremy Pena might not make it, he may finish as a 10 WAR guy this year

>>149383506
>Teo ahead of Tucker
yeah I'm not going to say anything because I have nothing nice to say, and I'll leave it at that. Even though there's a lot that I could say, I'm not gonna go there.

>>149383289
eastbound and down (series, not a movie)

>>149380207
We could sure use a 200-hit OF now.

>>149383506
>>149383499
>i voted for my team instead of the objectively correct choice
reminds me of the election ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

>>149383506
doyerpacos are so sad

>>149383506
FAGGotdgers kek!!!

FUCK the mets

>>149383462
Out of all of these I'm highest on Spencer Jones mostly for the ceiling he gives you with such tremendous power, that said it is always a gamble how power hitters will do in the MLB

George Lombard will be a pretty good OBP/contact hitter but the power isn't really there

Rafael Flores is kinda like Spencer Jones but without as much power but he strikes out less and makes more contact (but he also doesn't walk as much)

>>149383593
tyfpmw

>>149383621
Thanks for the analysis. That’s some good baseball knowledge there.

>>149383506
>Oops all Dodgers All star team

>>149383644
toids you fucking people make weapons

>>149383669
kek

The Portland Pines will win an American League pennant before the Shitattle Memeiners

We need winky charts.

/mlb/ is so comfy before northeastern Mexico has the chance to ruin it lmao.

>>149383672
thank you for posting my wife

chop on brutha

>>149383203
Eduardo Quintero for the Dodgers

>>149383691
what did he mean by this?

>>149383644
my concubine and wife

>>149383764
go baseball btw!

Why doesn't Mr. Manfred not allow us a pittance of an afternoon game on mondays?

>>149383757
Good pick

Excited to see how he does when he moves up to A+/AA

>>149383791
Why do the Mariners lose so much?

>>149383774
they're baseball fans

>>149383791
someone needs to end Manfred’s reign of terror against summerkids WFHers nightshifties and NEETs

>>149383811
they fucked up the batter's eye at the park

>>149383819
>only the cute one is allowed to speak
good rule for society as a whole, ugly people should have their tongues removed

>>149383819
3421

>>149383811
I think the Mariners SUCK.

>>149383836
I like #2

>tfw i've resorted to watching women's tennis, british dirt track motorcycle racing, and soccer
what no dayball does to a mf

>>149383858
best member isn't in the picture

we're starting early today brothers
BUD
WEI
SER

BUD

the official beer of mlb

>>149383819
guaranteed none of them have any ass.

>>149383908
this is a bait post to get someone to post leeseos cheeks

>>149381847
why don't they just use pitching machines
is it because they can't go up to 100

>>149383916
no seriously. literally no ass.

>>149383866
women's tennis is alright

Anyone staying after the game?

>>149383930
here you go
>>/mu/126800445
>>/mu/126800497

>>149383506
Dodgers have the best fans and that makes /mlb/ seethe

>>149383962
kys

>The Thunder win a NBA Championship
Oklahoma City Padres it is

>>149384051
*Oklahoma City Mariners

coffee mate has a new creamer flavor-coconut lime with a splash of Dr Pepper

>>149384127
that sounds wonderful but i take it black

for me, it's cold brew

>>149384137
it's a very odd taste. you can isolate each flavor by focusing on them, but they blend strangely. it's not bad.

>>149383848
many are thinking this

i mix ice cold diet pepsi with a little shot of instant coffee sometimes. cola/coffee is a decent mix of flavors. probably better with a little cream though.

>>149384202
I do the same but replace coffee with man juice
Go braves

>>149384166
i'll look for it next time i'm at the store, sounds interesting. is it sugar-free or is it full-on diabetes slop?

>>149384223
it's slop. I don't know if a sugar free option is available.

drink pepsi, unless you're at the coca-cola corner

fuck off

>>149384280
>>149384049

why do kpop posters drag kpop into every topic

>>149384202
there was coffee coke like 4 years ago. discontinued sadly

>>149384127
I imagine this is like a zesty cream soda and similar to orange Vanilla Coke or something.

>>149384334
>Dicky Lovelady
insane namekino

>>149384334
>Dicky Lovelady
There's no way that's a real player

>>149384302
it's an all-consuming main hobby if you are really into it. not just listening to music

>>149384334
>dickey lovelady
haha, okay, now post the real one

>>149384374
the lime is what I personally taste the most when I'm sipping absent mindedly and I feel like I have a black licorice sort of aftertaste. I don't mind it, but I won't buy it again.

For me, it's heavy whipping cream.

>>149384415
>>149384416
>>149384438
Legally named Richard Lovelady so factually is his real name.

don't see you posting
>why do vtumors make everything about vtumor
>why do troons make everything about troonhou

Bugniggas, check in.

>>149384509
It's a pretty view.

we love baseball here

>>149384334
Blue Jays legend, Dick Lovelady

>>149384509
>don't see you posting
forgive me, i am annoyed by this shit too i'm just too tired to keep fighting. simply can't compete with an autist's determination to spam

>>149384444
checked.

>>149384672
This name change will be the 2025 version of grimace

>>149384688
i'd knock freeman's veneers all out with a single punch. fuck his face

>>149384509
>Doesn't mention the Mest gook poster

>>149378450
My Angels ain't it....

Doyers

>>149378809
We NEED cheerleaders. Absolutely insane that this boring ass sport with five seconds of action for every thirty seconds of setup doesn't have something for red blooded Americans and their sons to look at

>>149384672
he ain't no R.A. Dickey that's for sure

>>149379186
>struggling to fall asleep at 5am
>stressing out because the sun is coming out and the birds are starting to chirp
>sleep until 2pm
>stress out because it's so late and you can't get anything done
Working as intended

>>149384874
you need to snooze

>>149384817
that's one thing the korean and japanese leagues have done right. bring it to the mlb already jfc.

>>149381237
I'm ambivalent about fucking the Red Sox

What a disastrous contract for the Reds

>>149384874
>stay up until 5 am just chilling
>sleep until 2 pm
>wake up
>ahhh 2 pm, time to start chilling
What the problem is?

>>149384813
Pinche tu madre

>>149382390
>poverty franchises sign players that will play for peanuts just to escape the island
Many such cases

>>149384947
>15 million AAV
meh, teams these days can take that on the chin without issue.

>>149384989
Padres got theirs for james shields lol

The unexpected collaboration between Speed and Jazz. Yankees.

>>149384965
What this means?

>>149378809
have cute kpop idols through out the first pitch at citi field
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWOEzT7fzFg

>>149384051
>>149384077
>The Los Angeles Angels of Oklahoma City

>>149384688
deserving:
will smith
shohei ohtani

borderline acceptable homer vote:
freddie freeman
andy pages
max muncy

undeserving "i don't watch baseball" tier:
tommy edman
mookie betts
teoscar hernandez

reddit sense of humor:
michael conforto

t. objective white non-hololive brained dodger fan

>>149383858
congrats you instinctively spotted the japanese member

>>149384688
They really need to take fan voting away especially when making an ASG have HOF implications. Elly De La Cruz and Lindor should be way ahead of Betts.

>get my little peepee hard looking at gatchasluts
>go to /vg/
>find thread for game
>ask politely, "should I even get started on this?"
>get wave of responses
>"no bro, just jack off to the girls"
It's happened about four or five times now
Good lads them

>>149385143
At least get Teo to the Homerun Derby, so he can defend his crown

This isn’t a real debate

>>149384528
Ay my nigga bugsy approve

>>149383506
they should vote in cumfarto just to make a complete mockery of this

THe all star game is just gonna be the dodgers in an NL jersey based off the voting so far.

>>149385288
is cal playing every game at c. Is he gonna die in the second half

>>149385339
>Willson contrares

>>149385288
>advanced stats

>>149385339
>catcher not will smith
now who's being biased

>>149385122
No owner is stupid enough to move out of the LA/OC Metro area lmao

>>149385339
It will be Freeman, Marte, Lindor, Machado, PCA, Teoscar, Acuna, Smith, Ohtani

So only 4 dodgers, 1 diamondbacks, 1 met, 1 padre, 1 cub, 1 brave

>>149385288
that's out of date he has additional rbi and hr

>>149385414
>No owner is stupid enough to move out of the LA/OC Metro area lmao
Right, OC, Oklahoma City.

>>149385089
literally no ass.

>>149378809
>Pitch your idea to draw more interest to the sport of baseball.
juicing the balls is probably the simplest thing to do short of letting the players roid or turning the sport into banana ball.

>>149384817
we really don't need cheerleaders. ideally we'd have beer girls, but let's be honest, they'd be assaulted relentlessly and quit within a week.

>>149385339
Jusge spotted

>>149385288
Retarded ass Yankee fans focusing on big power stats as usual. Right field is a pissy easy position, for a guy to run a decent catcher and also be this good offensively is amazing.

My Mets suck

>>149385503
cheerleaders can work in societies without manners like ours, beer girls can't

VOTE

>>149385244
i would have voted for him if he wasn't having a shitty season. alas

>>149385564
>Conforto
they cannot be serious

>>149385244
>>149385568
what a bum! you better send him back to seattle.

>>149385089
You just know she's a Dodger fan
>park
>ryu
>kim
>choi
You picked the wrong team to be a Koreaboo, Meximelt

New pitcher on the bump

>Allan Winans
2025 Stats
G 11
W-L 7-0
ERA 0.90
IP 50.0
SO 59
WHIP 1.04

Goldy’s back.

>>149385588
dodgers probably thought that too. he's up there in voting.

>>149384817
I just looked it up and a lot of teams have cheerleaders. The Rangers, Astros, Angels, Rays, Royals, Tigers, Rockies, Marlins, Braves, Cardinals and Mets all have them.
Just be a fan of one of those teams.

So, doyerpacos finally woke up.

Genny does an immediate nosedive in terms of quality.

>>149385588
Francisco Alvarez is in 4th for catcher
He was just sent down to AAA because he fucking sucks

>>149385661
i'm sorry, we'll leave and let you get back to your FAGGets kek and bugposting!

>>149378343 (OP)
Anthony Rendon is the god of NEETs.

>>149385695
all those girls really would be into the dodgers
>mets
like, they know yankees

>>149385695
why do people get mad at cute Asian girl postings

>>149385622
>1. Goldy in to face Lefty in Lodolo
>2. Bellinger reverse splits up top
>3. Volpe back much better numbers vs LHP
>4. Rice not playing (#’s vs LHP)
>5. DJ in (hits lefties)

>Jazz don’t be a power-hitting hero. Less is more let’s go win a ball game! #RepBX

From Gary Sheffield Jr on X.

>Game 5 of the 2024 World Series: 18 million viewers
>Game 7 of the 2025 NBA Finals: 16 million

Dead sport amirite guys

>>149385839
LMAO LAZY FATASSES COLE AND RIZZO COULDN'T COVER 1ST

>>149385564
If I have to watch that ###### teo instead of Tucker CorbinFAGGOT or El Niño caca im gonna…..im gonna… I’m gonna….im gonna….

>>149385872
Worth it tho. Yankees have the 2025 World Series already in the bag

>>149385839
two biggest markets vs. two flyover markets, thoughever

>>149385839
murdoch MINDFUCKED disney

I’m gonna…..I’m gonna….im gonna….

>>149385930
Murdoch is going to die in prison lmao

>>149385919
>Game 7 of a sport the media shoves down your throat way more vs Game 5 of a sport the media constantly says is ded

>>149385735
check out these dodger sneakers

>>149385839
>two biggest US media markets and most popular teams 18 million
>two bumfuck nowheresville towns with players no one cares about 16 million
unfortunately we are kinda dead. no one talks about baseball. basketball is only second to football in media/attention/popularity.

>>149385896
Upon closer examination it appears El Niño caca is undeserving as well

>>149385735
you're supposed to make your girl a fan of your team, who cares what they like

>>149385974
OMG KAWAII :3

>>149385999
>basketball is only second to football in media/attention/popularity.
I wonder why that is

>>149385974
This is pedo coded. Burn in hell scumbag

>>149386003
>your girls
>kpop celeb bitches
LMAO

>>149385999
>Game 7 of a sport ESPN talks about 24/7 gets 16 million on a Sunday Night
>Game 5 of a sport everyone scoffs at gets 18 million on a Wednesday

>>149386022
i don't understand the implication can you spell it out for me?

>>149385974
>troon
GO METS

nba finals were shilled endlessly on my youtube front page

>>149386044
no implication

>>149386000
Pages is far more deserving than Teo, who doesn't deserve consideration

Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?

https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1936510053445767358

>>149386071
i don't understand this image can you explain it to me?

>>149386075
sorry, i don't give clickbait the attention they want. would you like to explain what it is you'd like to discuss?

>>149386075
clearly said flag (silent L)

>>149386075
>disability pride flag
wtf?

>>149385478
literally a perfect ass, tyrone

>>149386157
gay louis kek

>>149386210
>cusb

The flyover bowl is today (cusb/tards)

>>149386229
I’m gonna harm myself if the cubs don’t win 3 of 4

FAGGets kek!

>>149386347
genital mutilation isn't considered harmful if the person gets pleasure from it

>>149386229
Any other good games today?

>>149386075
Kansas City is the flaggot capital of the world.

>>149386369
Fuck you asshole

>>149385564
i really do think fan voting should be taken away after this year, because some of the top performing players in their position are like 10th on the ballot meanwhile Teo, Edman, and Chunky Muncy are somehow 2nd in theirs. Even Dodgers fans can't acknowledge who is better on their team, because it really should be Pages over Teo if they really HAVE to have an OF on there(even if they really shouldn't given some of the options in the National League)

Goodbye Nate. Die slowly

>>149386369
Amy please why are you doing this? Amy please call the cops. AMY PLEEEEAAASE.

>>149386205
there's a difference between having a cute small ass and having literally no ass, chang.

For me, it’s Patkees legend and Eastern League home run leader Spencer Jones.

let’s go koreans

>.367/.468/.727 (225 wRC+)
>6.0 fWAR through 77 games
I’m thinking it ain’t even close. Welp, 3rd MVP for Judgy.

>>149386831
nah Ohtani is gonna win

>>149386844
>NL
Shan’t concern myself with that “””league”””

level with me bros, can the Mets win tonight?

>>149386867
nice tits

>>149386864
the NL completely mogs the AL

Gaywaukee kek

>>149386867
Dodger fan for sure

>>149386945
what's it going to look like?

>>149386945
everything is so fake and gay

>>149386945
>Las Vegas City Council has already voted down the proposal citing misuse of tax dollars

>>149386945
are the players going to gamble like crazy now? asking for an anime girl

lets go ive lets go baseball

>>149383289
>>149383345
LE HECKIN SANDLOT! LE SANDLOTERINO! LE HECKIN BEAST! HECKIN!

I have a package of frozen walmart burgers but it thawed so I have to make TWELVE burgers rn (right now)

>>149386867
Sleeper cell Alex Verdugo is working as intended.

>>149386987
I heard there's a Japanese DH/pitcher on the Los Angeles Dodgers who likes to gamble so much that he decided to frame his interpreter just to keep the habit going

>>149386969
3D rendering of the stadium.

>>149387040
That looks nice.

>>149387040
lame and gay

>>149386973
I’d like to see you stand in the scorching hot Vegas desert heat.

>>149387040
I don't trust renderings anymore
Enshittification and all that

>>149386945
where is the token non

>>149386945
It's really happening. I was really hoping there'd be some loophole to prevent it.

>>149383289
bull durham is by far the best one

>>149387007
>he can't enjoy a fun kid's baseball movie because someone told him it was too reddit

>>149387071
sorry

>>149387071
At least you're not a mariners fan

>>149386945
correct me if I am wrong but they dont even have funding completed for this right? What is going to happen when (((Fisher))) runs out of money and it is 60% done?

it should be pages over carroll

>>149386592
it's just a name recognition contest. but i don't know what the answer is. voting is fun for fans, but the results are stupid.

>>149387040
hate that they're building this right on the fucking strip, and on that corner, as if it wasn't busy enough there with the t-mobile arena.

is Vegas a growing town still? What's the appeal?

>>149387085
>Up to $380 million in public funding was approved for building the stadium by the Nevada Legislature in 2023.

>John Fisher’s family set to contribute up to $1 billion.

This project isn’t going to just randomly die.

>>149387099
hedonism chimpouts. also the sphere is based

>>149387074
HEHEHE HE SAID LE HECKIN LINE! YOURE KILLING ME SMALLS!

>>149387099
It's a place Angelenos can move to without having to leave the Southern California megaregion

>>149387071
This is a Yankletics genny.

>>149387125
can jason giambi fix the jets

>>149387099
>24/7 liquor
>gambling
>brothels
It’s the last remnant of true America

>>149387143
HECKIN!

>>149387040
where are the slot machines

>>149387136
https://youtu.be/bsrl4-tk9XA Lmao

>>149387136
>>149387167
It was never funny

>>149386945
>>149387040
>>149387059
^
imagine thinking mr. fish is capable of building anything that isn't a low-budget piece of shit. it's just going to be a soulless dump like tampa.

>>149387173
Isn’t it taxpayed? And I don’t think it’s up to the owners how it’s made. Mark Davis is a retard and yet the city built him arguably the greatest stadium in nfl

>>149387191
lol no fischer will have complete control he's just getting gibs

>>149387071
just watch ballers games on channel 5 bro

Can’t have shit in Detroit meme but it’s Oakland and their sports teams relocating.

>>149387229
careful, the normies aren't going to like this one

>>149387099
the appeal was that it's cheaper than california. that gap has gotten much smaller however.

>>149387172
It never stopped being funny

>>149387153
located on the back of every seat

>>149387242
there are no trees or water there tho

they need realignment, vegas sneks and rockies should all be in the same division.

>>149387268
recker MINDFUCKED manoah

>>149387125
Many are saying this.

pro sports outside of the coasts and upper midwest was a mistake

>>149387277
Upper midwest has the worst non-florida MLB attendance in the regular season

>>149387257
they do a lot of water recycling. but yes, water is the limiting factor in developing much of the west. the colorado river's sucked dry

>>149386945
soulless

>>149387257
>trees
no one cares, they sit inside and pray their air conditioner doesn't fail

>>149387291
>>149387304
insanity

>>149387274
based…BASED!!!

>>149387259
we need a pac-10 division unironically.
seattle
portland
san francisco
los angeles
anaheim
san diego
arizona
las vegas
colorado
salt lake city

>>149387330
I feel like you have to pick one between salt lake and portland but either would be kino

qrd on chase burns?

I want moar trades nao dammit

>>149387125
>>149387274
A’sskees

>>149387229
were any actual injuns even offended by chief wahoo and the indians name?

>>149387371
no they all share the exact same opinions about everything

Yea… this is a cubtropolitans genny.

¿Qué onda?

>>149387381
I thought so

4got pic

>>149387390
His name is Richard thoughbeit, Reddit.

>>149387402
Wrong, he's officially going by Dicky Lovelady now

>>149387390
his old man must be something else

>>149387037
he would never

>>149387411
I’ll be calling him by his deadname.

>>149387402
>Richard
That’s not his name
>Reddit
That’s not my name

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>>149387071
Please become a Mariners fan.

>>149387383
this is ai right

>>149387383
I'll only give them props if they went all the way and learned how to pray with those rosaries