Thread 149415973

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'stros

Jays

how come everyone loves the doyers
is it because of ohtani

>>149415973 (OP)
Doyers have the second best record to the league, and swept the team with the best record.

>>149415997
They're a loveable team. simple as.

>>149415996
kys

Why don't pitchers bat anymore?

>>149416023
Ohtani hasn't allowed them to dream

>>149416013
Poodres

>>149416023
Because NL Teams wanted in on the DH market.

>>149416039
Having a DH is the best thing to happen to baseball.

>>149416004
The Dodgers are probably the most unlikable team there is.

dodgers

>>149416061
I don't think the evidence backs that up

Yankees

>>149416061
Aside from the trashcans, yeah

>>149416082
fake

>>149416076
He was a doyer fan?! no wonder i never liked the sopranos.

>>149416082
nice shop

which team has the best AWAY jersey in baseball? i like the tigers

Dont follow the NL Central teams much.
>Pirates = Skenes
>Brewers = Misiorowski
>Reds = Greene or that guy from yesterday
>Cubs = ??
>Cardinals = ??
Do either of those two teams have some young starting pitcher with nonsense stuff?

>Greene, Misiorowski, Skenes, Burns
The young arms in the NL Central is getting ridiculous

>>149416152
Ryback

>>149416139
you mean like road greys? Yeah the Tigers' is good. Most teams nowadays just wear home colours or an alt with grey pants. It's a dying art.

>>149416164
they look good til they play the cubbies and get shelled

>>149416139
the poodres are the worst since they refuse to wear grey

Can make a strong argument that Abbott is the best pitcher in the NL Central

Stros

>>149416205
they gotta take the shit and piss uni vibe on the road

Don't make fun of players dead parents or you're BANNED /mlb/. Let this be a lesson to you.

>>149416139
idk but the yankee's are dog shit. It's "traditional" but it looks like shit

Rockies

obsessed

>>149416288
i prefer their road unis to to their pinstripes. not even a stinkeefag.

Thanks for nothing Skenes you rat fuck

Padres better pray the White Sox pull this off, DBacks are right on their tail

Paul Skenes getting shelled in the battle of the titans. Trade this bum to the Yankees he can’t handle the bright lights of Pittsburgh

>>149416357
is misiorowski already considered a titan this early?

>>149416286
the colors transition well into their jobs moonlighting as ups drivers cuz they suck lol

It's over

>>149416321
Nah i can acknowledge their home uniforms are great, but the road ones are just bland

>>149416393
that was fast.

>>149415997
That and we love winners and prestigious franchises.

>>149416393
did he even throw a pitch?

>>149416287
>you have to be nice to me because my mommy died a decade ago
Here’s that latinx machismo you ordered

>>149416393
Future Rockie

No but seriously what happened to Zak Gallen. Is he Brandon Webbing?

>>149416434
Macho men love their moms, bitch.

>>149416439
It's 2025 dawg

Henry Kissinger should have killed this anons parents when he had the chance...

>Skenes out
BOOOOOOOO

>0-4
Haven't had a chance to check, what happened to Sneeds?

>>149416454
what does that have to do with being a little crybaby bitch paco?

>>149416453
His FB has regressed dramatically. he can't locate it, velo is down, and so is the movement. He knows he will get rocked if he comes into the zone and ends up getting behind and either walking guys or pitching meatballs.
Look at his Savant page over the last few seasons.

>>149416432
he pitched 5 outs yesterday.

Is this accurate?

>>149416476
Pirates defense happened. And i just looked at the box score, how the hell was the throw the 1b made not considered an error?

>>149416517
Not in any way, no

>>149416517
Nationals Park is nice

>>149416517
>yankme stadium
>solid

kek

>>149416517
Retard list made by somebody who only hears what ballparks are like.

>>149416517
Anyone putting Dodger stadium that high hasn't actually been there. It's an ugly shithole.

>>149416565
It also leaks raw sewage onto the field

>>149416549
>>149416560
Literally found it on some Yankees fan page lol

>>149416517
visited Wrigley for the first time last month and it was pure sovl, should be S tier. Angel Stadium sucks, should be L tier. Haven't been inside Nationals Park but have watched a ballgame across the street at a sportsbar, good location, should bump it up at least a tier. I would have ranked Dodger Stadium higher but I'm biased as it's my home park.
t. dodgerfag

>>149416517
That list was created to farm engagement I’d say

>>149416607
there isn't one serious person who would rank yankme stadium over coors field

Angels.

>>149416651
The anaels only exist to frustrate memeiners fans

>>149416517
reminder that you are not allowed to comment on the ranking of any stadium you have not personally visited and watched a ballgame at.

Connor Joe having a rough one it sounds like

>>149416612
>visited Wrigley for the first time last month and it was pure sovl, should be S tier.
Wrigley is soulless trash now, obnoxious scoreboards everywhere, apartment seating mostly obstructed. It was 100 times better before they """"renovated"""" it.

Vinnie Pasquantino on First Things First rn

>>149416684
>mouth disease
wtf

>>149416699
don't care. I had a blast.

3-3 for Teel today. Guy will get his first HR soon, been smashing the ball lately.

>>149416684
>hand, foot and mouth disease

My Pommie Poos

banned from all MLB parks

>>149416699
Not as bad of a downgrade from the palace that was old Yankee Stadium to the new yankme stadium

>>149416684
This dude got a disease that 5 year old get lol

FAGGets kek oh FAGGets!

>>149416704
It was actually a very good interview

>>149416765
hey man fuck you

>>149416683
1. Giants
2. Mets
3. Coors Field
.........
8750. My Little League ballpark
8751. Yankee Stadium

Going to PNC Park soon :)

whatever happened to MRSA? I thought that was supposed to be the shit we'd hear players missing time with.

>>149416139
mets, white sox, twins

>>149416785
nice, have fun anon

how do the centrallbros manage to keep their interest up with these "teams"

>>149416758
>nooo my ultra statist welfare queen mommy controls my brain for my entire life even decades after her death which is why I become a histrionic mess at mild banter
This is why we cannot allow America to become yet another Hispanic country

The better question is what stadiums have (you) been to anon?
>Target Field
>Busch Stadium
>Dodger Stadium
>Oracle
>Yankee Stadium
>Citi Field
Also rip
>Coliseum :(
>Tropicana :(

>>149416855
>>149416851
When Simpsons made Daryl Strawberry cry at Bart's taunting that was supposed to be a joke.

>>149415997
we got ANDY P and TOMMY E

>>149416781
Sorry sir

>>149416867
The only MLB ballpark I've visited was Rogers Centre (Skydome) in 2010. I've been to many smaller indy ball and local fields though.

>>149416867
Dodger Stadium
Angel Stadium
Pac Bell (Oracle)
Busch II
Wrigley
going to fenway next month

>>149416393
Almost looks like "DEAD" on the thumbnail

Joey!

Fuck you Kingery, Neto would have made that play

Go Mariners!

For me? Its a bag of trail mix and afternoon baseball.

FAGGOTBACKS KEK

>>149417026
Used to think trail mix was a healthy snack but that shit is so fucking calorie dense you can throw back 1200 calories easy

WTF?! I just looked it up and philly has a like a million people in it. You guys always talk like it's a small market team or something. I thought Boston was bigger with how much people talk about it

>>149416139
metsies

>>149417061
Yeah, its why i limit myself to these little 4oz bags fisher make. Get me one of those big jars and ill slam half of it without thinking.

>>149417081
Fenway in Boston has smaller capacity, but the seats are more expensive and cramped. Philly attendance shot up recently after the signing of Harper and the 2022 playoff run.

Umps are starting early with their bullshit

>>149417081
What people call a "small market team" is based more on how the team runs its operations than the size of the actual market. Boston is quickly morphing into a small market team.

>>149417122
i kneel

>>149417122
Looking a little high there. Good call.

>>149417122
And of course these leads to 2 runs coming in when it should have been the 3rd out

I can't wait for Chris Taylor to return so Kingery can get the fuck off this team.

>>149416855
it was a joke

Blow Me Jo

>>149417081
Delaware Valley/Philly is like 7 million people. They didn’t do the bullshit seen in other US cities where the city limits are like 50 square mile radius to boost their numbers.

what the hell was that elias diaz?

GG Sox good luck with the Ishbia takeover

fucker!!

>>149416867
Yankee Stadium
New Yankee Stadium
Shea Stadium
Citi Field

>>149417117
Totally true. I’m thinking of going to see the Sox play the Jays this weekend and the cheapest tickets are over $60. If it were the Yankees it would be double that. I go to Double A Fisher Cats games all the time for like $10.

>>149417538
And I saw the Expos play at Hiram Bithorn Stadium if that counts.

Kikuchi is elite

>>149416867
Angel Stadium
Dodger Stadium

I don't like traveling.

>>149417486
He's fat as fuck, he would run better if there was a Canada Steak burger at home plate.

Get your victory bratwurst on your way out of AMFAM

>>149417567
Many are saying this

Mariners

>>149416867
Dodger Stadium
Petco
Oracle
Chase
T Mobile

No Bellinger (oof)

>>149416684
Is he eating poop or something? That a illness literal babies get

>>149417639
I'll take one with ketchup

>>149417604
This is me except only Angel Stadium

I need to get cocked...

>>149417648
>Canadian trash undervalues their assets so big brother USA has to come in and take his toys
This is why you're going to become the 51st state. All that juicy oil and you're just wasting it

>>149416855
What did he say?

i miss profar, why did he have to do a PED

>Ks your entire lineup
heh nothing personal

ugh

>>149417728
It was a literal yo momma joke and this nigga crying

>>149417770
that's silly

>>149417723
/hoc/ is down the hall bro

Paul Skenes who?

>saves ur sport

heh, nothing personell kid

Winky and his friends listen to Tracy Chapman on their roadtrips and they weep like girls

>>149417685
kys

>>149417685
>ketchup

>>149416867
Only Fenway and Jacob’s Field. I’m going to Citi Field and Petco this summer.

>>149416867
Wrigley
Rape
Miller Park
GABP
AT&T Park

>>149416867
I've been ro AMFAM, US Cellular Field back when it was called that and Wrigley. Wrigley smells like feces and piss.

pfma...

>>149416867
I like cruising the boys rooms at Busch

friendly reminder that if your favorite ballpark has corporate naming rights it automatically has no sovl.

what the hell was that, Sheets?

>>149417723
Is there a way we can just convince all the white canadians to just migrate over? I don't want all those indians to be part of the US

I realized I don’t care

Reminder that Wrigley is next to the gay part of Chicago known as "boystown". They do very questionable things to little boys there. It's rumored the Clarkie is involved in some kind of boy distribution of young boys. He recruits them during the "kids run the bases" events after games at Wrigley.

Threadly reminder that Dodger fans are mutts and need to go back

>>149416867
Citi
Yankee
GAPB
Citizens
Wrigley
Fenway
American Family
Camden Yards

Vet
Riverfront
Shea
Yankee
Cleveland municpial/lakefront stadium

>>149418012
There are more white people in Texas than all of Canada

>>149418025
we know all about the rituals

>>149418029
rent free

>>149417737
Idk man, sounds like he got threw under the bus, if he was roided, he would have been more beefier and more roid rage.... He's too nice to be that type of person to use roids.

>>149417989
Don't worry, there will be a "US Citizen Conversion Program" and by massive coincidence 98% of the first few years will only be whites. Sorry Sanjdeep, we did it by lottery :)

>>149416867
>citizens bank park
>PNC park
>loanDepot park
>Citi field
>fenway
rip
>vet
>3 rivers

>>149418025
they could have called it menstown, guystown, gaytown, etc. nope, boystown.

>>149418029
t. Italian-Polish-Austrian Amerimutt

Lmao I haven’t left my house in 3 days fuck niggers fuck gay people

>>149418085
do you have a penis?

>>149418085
i saw this on twitter

THE JO SHOW

Yep, real ‘toid hours

Ok, angels are it

ADELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Red Sux lmao

d'ARNAUD
BACK TO BACK HOME RUNS
TIE GAME

>Fitts
>Has fits of horrid pitching

>>149418094
Nothing personal kid, judgy needs his participation trophy

>>149416867
ANGELS STADIUM

-DODGERFAN

Dick em

>>149416139
if we're just talking standard road greys, no alternates, i like:
tigers
yanks
pirates
mets
cards

yeah, my dicky lovelady too

>>149418095
Like said >>149418106 I nicked it off this fetal alcohol syndrome looking former meteorologist who was fired for being TOO libtarded.

>>149416082
>>149417565
Aaron Boone is running a baseball themed summer camp.

>>149418162
>fits
>doesn't fit into a winning lineup

Padres could use a guy like Gore to bolster their pitching depth. What would he cost at the deadline?

just bought a new AC unit and it's missing the vertical window adapter, fuck my life, guess I'll watch Scherzer pitch and return it to crap tire tomorrow

Sex with Taryn :)

>>149418233
>Canadia

Why would you need AC for 80 degree weather?

If Kingery doesn't fuck up that basic play then my angels are up 2-0.

>>149418221
I think if the Padres had a big piece to trade, they could get a good package from the Nats. Let's say, Tatis for Gore, Abrams and Woods. Who says no?

>>149418255
Bro I'm in the armpit of the great lakes it was over 100 last three days

>>149418221
Nats need bullpen depth, give them Wandy Peralta from our legendary bullpen and that should be all they'll need to get Gore AND Wood!

>>149417081
>all the top attendance teams are also the teams that have the best records

Why are there so many front running bandwagon faggots in this sport? Whatever happened to old fashioned American loyalty and rooting for your local team?

>>149416780
i fucking hate that reddit ass nickname. heard an announcer call him "the italian nightmare" during spring training and it's so much better. it was given to him by george brett. how the fuck do you use pasquatch when george brett gives you a nickname. game's gone man.

10 ks for Kikuchi today

>>149418278
>angels and red sox in the top 10
>best records

>>149418283
*11

>>149418203
I thought that when Faggot Mike came back, he'd call all them faggots and then the Yankees would start hitting again.

>>149418272
oh boo hoo leaf faggot
grow some balls

>>149418281
THERE AREN'T EVEN ANY SASQUATCH SIGHTINGS IN KANSAS CITY. IT'S A FUCKIN PACIFIC NORTHWEST THING! THE DUDE'S FROM VIRGINIA! WHO THE FUCK POPULARIZED PASQUATCH! FUCKING NERDS MAN YES I'M HEATED ABOUT THIS

>>149418192
>meteorologist

weather girl, and she was fired for being too fat for wisconsin lmao

>>149417081
there is a boston mafia in sports media and they insert sawx/celtics into every story or discussion

>>149418293
Our deals are unbeatable.

If this post ends in an odd number, the Reds pull off the sweep tonight

If this post ends in an even number, the Reds lose tonight

WELCOME TO THE JO SHOW BOSTON

>>149418348
insane deal. if i didn't live ~35 miles away i'd be there every game. would take me an hour to get there for a 1pm game and who fuckin knows how long for a night game.

>>149418365
>>149418406

Travis and Adell putting this team on their fucking backs

>>149418409
Same, except i live 50 miles away.

CAM ON NASHUNALS, SCOR SUM FACKIN RUNS

The Angels are doing well every time I go out to smoke again...

>>149418278
Americans are casuals who would have thought?

>>149418274
Mococo couldn't locate San Diego on a map. She probably think it's part of Guatemala.

>>149418448
Smoking is bad for you

>>149418094
>Yankees weather machine only works in the regular season
>As soon as they have to play a flyover or Detroit in the playoffs the Weather Machine goes haywire and attacks turns on the Yankees

Skenes stinker on webb day
Today we take control of the cy young race jintsbros

>>149418221
>>149418274
Gore was garbage the last time he was a Padre. Easy pass.

>>149418448
Smoking is good for you and should be encouraged.

>>149418502
We already know Cooper Flagg #1 overall to Mavs. Shit is rigged bro. NHL draft is more exciting.

>>149418502
My team doesn't draft today...

i started smoking when i was 15 because the lead singer of slipknot did and i thought he was the coolest go jays

>>149418502
85% of basketball draftees end up in the G League or play overseas.

Kingery did something!

>>149418502
>watching anything NBA related
lmao@your life

>red sux
FAGGsox kek!!!

>>149418502
Sorry, Clippers aren't in San DIEGO (Execpt for Their G league team) :( How about dem SDFC! Also hurry up Preller and trade for Luis Robert Jr.

>>149418502
I might be a Braves fan but even I'm not gay enough to watch NBA

>giants making a barry bonds statue
hall of fame next

He'd better pitch at least 5 innings

>>149418583
This dude should just retire before he tarnishes his legacy

>>149418592
what milestone could he possibly be playing for at this point? 3000 innings? no way he gets close to that

>>149416867
busch II
busch III
Kauffman
Coors

>>149418502
Funny how the only people who care about basketball are American nogs and Europoors. One in the same desu.

TROUT

>>149418599
3500 strikeouts? Idk. Dude is a hall of famer, one of the best pitchers of his generation. Some guys just don't know when to hang it up.

Shaggin n faggin with the mets

So thks marte nigga cried because someone asked him why his mom named him after a pot? Gen Z is some pussy.

>>149418612
The people that care about baseball are spanish speaking niggers and chinamen

>>149418673
Cards rape you

>>149418673
Since you're here, which one are you?

>>149418316
Retard

dodgers-padres is the matchup with the most HBPs this year, right? I don't know how to use the databases to look this up but this feels true enough

umps on poodres payroll

If a call stands rather than getting confirmed the challenging team should get to keep their challenge

God I cannot WAIT for Big Daddy Jansen to come in and tuck the Red Sox in to sleep
Gg sox, im going home, it's the hottest part of the day here, California day games aint it

red sux

sorry nats, we're scripted to win today to seal the deal in getting James Wood from you!

>>149416517
In no world is Busch better than Safeco

Kikuchi is so fucking good, what a signing that was.

>>149418748
Mococo couldn't locate San Diego on a map. She thinks it's already a part of Mexico.

>>149418733
Hope you had fun anon

>>149418752
T-Mobile*

>>149418754
Wash never let him even sniff 100 pitches a game, either and I knew he could
He's so fucking elite

Trav wants to win this game.

>faggen durfagan
FAGGsox kek!!!

Imagine going into the offseason last year and picking Scherzer over Kikuchi. If the Jays don't make the postseason Ross can be fired for that decision alone.

>Padres win
>Final out was James Wood
Oh yeah, get ready to re-learn San Diegan, buddy. Might as well just head over to the Padres clubhouse right now.

>Sold out Wednesday day game at Petco Park
Poodrepacos confirmed unemployed.

Next time, don't run your mouth, Nats admin on Xwitter. Series won em. GG Nats, you better hope your cheap ownership gonna extend Woods or CJ, they're gonna look really nice in a NY Yankees uni.

GG, Go Chadres!

it's up!

>>149418861
Nobody cares about AAA

>>149418857
They're all remote workers that all promise to not rat the other ones out

everyone cares doyerchad

>>149418861
Try not to give up seven runs to the fucking ROCKIES tonight with your billion dollars budget you fucking frauds

doggie doos got em seething again

>>149418857
Everything in San Diego is at least 10-20 minutes drive, we don't have to deal with LA traffic unless you're driving from La jolla/Miramar from work, then yes there's traffic.

I have never watched a full baseball game and I see there are some games on today. What would be a good game to watch?

>>149418857
now they're all headed to buffalo wild wings for a fancy meal

>>149418913
cubs/cards

>>149418913
the rained out mariners game (yankees and reds)

>>149418913
Don't watch any

>>149418910
Oh, the Dodgers are playing?

>>149418910
Angels Legends Chuckie Robinson And Chris Okey

>>149418913
yankees-reds, cubs-cardinals, dodgers-rockies

>>149418913
Jays@Gords

>>149418913
Phillies-Astros should be good.

>>149418861
yams on the hill
>yams on the hill
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yams on the hill
>yams on the hill
(top 3 in the lineup will combine for 1-12 5Ks)

>>149418931
yes, the world champion los angeles dodgers are playing tonight.

>mariners rained out
bye

>>149418913
Cubs-Cardinals is probably the best for a first time watcher

>>149418947
based

>>149418857
Milwaukee was sold out too but that was Miz VS Skenes.

Kooch!

>>149418948
Cool. Cubs/Cards it is.

I saw a Cardinals fan yesterday and I just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant, and he was sitting eating some fucking salad. Salad. Typical fucking Tardinals fan. He was there with his stupid Tardinals fan wife who of course was eating a fucking salad too.

I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in baseball. He didn't say anything, but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Cardinals t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shit in baseball with the best money in baseball please." I couldn't fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at this fucking salad like he's king of the world.

I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN BASEBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus.

You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness Cardinals fans put on is ridiculous.

Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his fucking salad was almost as good as being in baseball heaven.

I couldn't fucking take it. I told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. He was like "dude what are you talking about" like he didn't fucking know what a prick he was. I fucking tackled him right there. Staff called the cops on me as if I did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Tardinals fans.

>>149418867
We respect the Chihuahuas here chud

>>149418991
Especially impressive because the ump fucked him hard and made him throw a ton of pitches early on.

I think the Mets suck

Trevor Story touching Kingery's dick

>Julian Casablanca was so sad that he made a song about the Mets losing the world series to the Royals.

Are Mets sissies really that emotional?

>>149419067
it's about the 2016 NL wild card game actually

>9 pitch walk
no bueno

>>149419022
Fuck my boricua ass

Scherzer is drenched in sweat already

>>149419107
>Scherzer

Kek lol wheeze!!!

>>149419073
Ahhh, it's still a good song nevertheless!

>>149419137
Hey babe, what’s for dinner tonight? The padres won

Tough first inning, but Scherzer seems to have found his groove

And that's a sweep. My Angels are back to .500

GG Red Sox.

I'm watching Yanks Reds to see if the Rays will be able to take the lead in the AL East

>>149419199
the anaels ain't it kiddo

>>149419182
Back door 0-2 fastball was a boss move

>>149419175
I’m making tacos Del pastors babes!

just woke up
having a coffee and a very small sliver of cheesecake while watching the pirates
what are some /mlb/ nicknames for the irates?

>>149419238
pie rats if you want to make fun of them
bucs if you dont

>>149419238
Nobody thinks of them to make one. Just pie-rats.

>>149419221
Mow my lawn while you're at it.

butt pirates

>>149419255
shut up ‘toid

>>149419221
Thanks babe! <3

>>149419255
Hey bud! I’m gonna have to ask you to show some respect to my lovely autistic wife!

>>149419238
Pissburg. Give me Joey Bart or Henry Davis, you chuds.

>Gary just called the weather in Queens "sweltering"

are the barves going to '92 us?

>pride night
>LEDO PIZZA

>>149419206
>quick 2nd inning
Need the offence to do their part now

>>149419289
Bravesbrah is the top in this relationship. Mets are the power bottom

Non-mathematical must win.

>>149419299
What a fuckable face

>>149419334
Mets fan btw

>>149419334
Chop on, brutha!

>>149419334
Chop on, brutha!

LGM

off ze wall

>>149419334
Fuck my boricua ass

>>149419334
not really, he's no shohei

It's time for Yankees baseball.

>>149419282
Nigga u gay

>>149419366
Kek he hasn’t posted since that night

>>149419334
Go tigers

>>149419343
>>149419353

It's about that time for your, yes, YOUR New York Metropolitans to take another W!

>>149419327
Watch this sign create some Yankee errors.

Kek get fucked roidzuna

>>149419374
Me first (holy shit McNeil!!)

>>149419376
Bud, you are literally obsessed with a drawing. My wife 2hu is a 5’6 215 pound autistic Latina who is carrying our baby Manny Jr, happily married in San Diego

shut the fuck up doyerpacos

Wilson looks like a bit of a crackhead in the box huh?

the doyerpacos are in the room right now. im scared

What up cuz?

>>149419409
>5’6 215
SHE'S FAT

>>149419430
If by the room you mean your ass and by scared you mean gay then yes.

>>149419445
La ardilla

>>149417728
He wanted to rape his mom's corpse as a joke

Oh they toidin

>>149419445
Good hustle

>>149419366
>>149419385
You guys are too insecure. There's nothing gay about admitting that another guy has a good physique. Doesn't mean you want to fuck them. Just means you're not delusional.

Jackson Holliday baby

DYING
OUT

Can the Mets win a game for once

>>149419471
Fuck my boricua ass

>>149419000
watch yesterdays highlights. it was a classic. which means tonight will be a slurper

>>149419385
What did i miss? What happened to him

>>149419483
peeta needs to stop fucking swinging at every down and away slider

>>149419493
He always does that when he is slumping

>>149419483
i look exactly like this except my boobs are bigger and natural

>>149419483
Jeff McNeil may have just fixed the Mets

>>149419483
i wish i looked like this

>>149419483
this bug is actually cute.

>>149419497
We know, alice

>>149419497
Yea but you have a penis

PLAKATA

VLADDY :)

Vladdy bomb!

Based

see u later, alligator

>>149419497
Is that Houspina?

>ACK flaherty
tired of this bum

>5 foreigner posts in a row
:(

A threesome with me, 2hu, and Temujin from /nfl/

>>149419535
Those two weeks annually when hockey season is over and the blue jays briefly look like a contender

>>149419483
Jungle Asian?

>>149419538
Get your own girl!

>>149419497
>i look exactly like this except my boobs are bigger and natural
Manboobs don't count bro.

>>149419483
What's their record since they had them gay niggas up there twerking and making out on the jumbotron?

>>149419545
I think so

>>149419541
you must have have missed September from 2021 to 2023. Jays always got hot late in the year.

>>149419538
>3 dudes
Calm down mestfag

>>149419529
>Doyers won a WS with Flaherty, Buehler, and Yamamoto as their only starters
Kek

>>149419541
Facts

>>149419560
I need a name though

>>149419560
Woweeeeee

>>149419483
>>149419560
She fucks white men

>>149419560
heavens to betsy!
AH WOOOO GAAAA

Fuck my boricua ass

>>149419596
So you’re sayin there’s a chance?

ITFCB

>>149419596
So does ur mum lel

>>149419618
15 more minutes cubesbro

>>149419504
me too

How can we get Craig Counsell?

>>149419483
>>149419560
made for BDC

Reds don't have it tonight

>>149419625
soon tho

Is deGrom finally back for good?

>>149419618
faster

>>149419618
>Need Your Nut Cubs
what did he mean by this?

NOBLETIGER in Cincinnati

Yankees suck

>>149419631
desi?

>>149419649
Too early bud

>>149419628
He sucks ass

>call stands
Don't steal on Kirk!

it would never even occur to me to heckle a player about his dead mother fr tho

Scheemann is the new Mountcastle it seems

RISPkees

Yankees had a double, single, walk, and reach by error in that inning. And scored one run.

Our Reds are still in it!

Bases loaded, nobody out, and they get only one run. And three strikeouts.

how scherzer's thumb looking?

Scherzer dug himself into a hole

toronto sucks

got a feeling rece hinds is gonna run into a dinger tonight

>Baty
kek

>6.0 IP | 0 H | 0 R | 0 BB | 13 K
Dodgers wasting Sheehan starts in AAA

>>149419745
Why would he do that he’s supposed to be on a mound?

tigers looking like an ALDS exit at the moment, starting pitching is dead, flaherty and mize imploding, only two good relievers, starting pitching is dead, torkelson returning to bust status, not looking good for us bros unless we get some major reinforcements at the deadline...

skubal is a generational pitcher so we need to go all in around him because he gives us the best two year window we will have for decades...

>>149419777
He was holding his map upside down :(

>>149419777
checked

>>149419765
I'm cool not rushing him up to the majors

Cubgers are on

Attaboy Happer!!!!

>>149419488
>>149419000
Off to a great start for our new baybawl frens

Erick Fagge

>>149419800
faster

>Fedde pitching
Gg

jays base-running moment

Ball 6 unlucky Tuck

Jazz Chisholm Jr: hitting .246 with an .817 OPS

>>149419818
All very good right now.

I think Max Scherzer sucks

JAZZED

Which cubs were born to tuck?

>>149419869
Slower, nyncubs!!

I wanna believe Roden will take the leap, please don't be ass

this is /mlb/

>>149416001
paper tiger

>>149419902
Everyone has a price

>>149419902
I miss danebro, making fun of the Swede is also how this post came about

>>149419865
he's washed but i still think it's cool scherzer is pitching for my jaysies :)

Ronny Mo! 1-0 Metboys!

>>149419652
Dodger

my metsies :)

RONNIE!

haha

>>149419948
slut

Ronny Moooooooooooooo

MAURICIO BOMB

the quints guy was right……THIS TEAM IS CURSED!!!

someone get a nu ready so we don't have 5 nus posted at the same time thx

>>149419973
Was that the /mlb/ get in /hoc/?

the astros batting average at home is 50 points better than on the road, are they cheating again?

busted up JRam's bat at least

>>149419989
Yes

>>149419989
Jomboy will figure this one out

>>149419987
yes
>>149277777

>>149419989
Jomgirl is on the case

>>149419989
We need jomboy now more than ever

Rays are gonna host a playoff game in the Yankees spring training facility

>>149419989
fuck off joe kelly

>>149420017
Jombina looks like THAT?!

>5 innings from Scherzer
I'll take it

Say a prayer for the Royals poster. Tough year for them

Scherzer got through 5 without hurting himself so surely that's a spiritual W

Today is another chance rockies

>>149420017
little less stubble and a softer chin and she'd be a cutie

>>149420056
looked locked by the end. he was looking at the thumb the whole time though

>>149420056
him and verlander just need to retire, they're tarnishing their legacy

cards will cum back

I got new baked already

>>149420087
>muh legacy

shut the fuck up dweeb

>>149420081
hopefully it's just a minor pain this time
>>149420087
Scherzer just wants to reach the 3500 K mark, he's 88 away

>>149420121
but we aren't to 512 yet

I remember seeing verlanders bum in 2014

>>149420137
>>149420137
>>149420137

>>149420146
you're old

Can the Padres just give up already?

>>149420132
tough shit
/nu/ after this one I guess>>149420155

>>149420134
>>149420134
>>149420134

>>149420155
>>149420176
this is a joke

>>149420087
>they're tarnishing their legacy
they're not that bad lol

>>149419483
>>149419560

>>149416612
Angel Stadium is great