Thread 149420134

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Jays

lab assistant shohei

is this this thread?

*achoo!*

>>149420214
seems like it's the other one, we'll recycle this one later

SOOOOOOOTOOOOOOOOL

Arias didn't keep his foot on the bag lol

>>149420134 (OP)
Keepin this bake alive

I think the DOYERS should give the Rockies a fighting chance!

>>149420134 (OP)
Why is there an entire thread dedicated to the only run the Braves scores tonight?

Is this nu tho?

>>149422604
It should be recycled

>Yamamoto starts and suddenly the Dodgers average of 10 runs on 15 hits turns into 0 and 2, even when facing a 10 ERA bum
After all these years, the curse of the Dodgers ace is still at it

>>149422613
>"It wasn't."

Kek OP got pissy that the Mets won and didn’t recycle his thread lololol

>>149420134 (OP)
NY won

>>149420214
yes

>>149426167
Some people are so far behind in the race they actually think they are leading.

stros

doyers

DOYAS

>>149420223
>*achoo!*
Is it bad for you?

>>149426263
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF MY FUNDIE FOOS!!!!
kwab

Doyers

Gg fishbros
This god awful offense can't score more than 2 runs.
Cya tomorrow for the sweep :(

Rags win
Chihuahuas win

funky status?

micropenises seething kek

previous: >>149422496

you don't have the rain to help you now, muncy!

go go go

>>149426289
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy eat. This man just doesn't fast. You can almost hear him sneering "that hot dog was 0.16 grams lighter than the Farmer John franks were" as he eats Dodger Dog 1. Super Dodger Dogs don't faze him. Then he'll devour a massive 16 inch Slugger Dodger Dog in two bites. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

GET MUNCED

holy shit it happened again! funky

M U N C E D
U
N
C
E
D

>>149426289
MUNCED

MUNCED

DYING OUT DYING OUT

>>149426304
ANIME¡!!!!!!!!!!@@@@1111111!!!!!

M U N C E D

FUNKY MUNCY

MVPuncy

Yankees.

>>149426236
My team is so far behind they've reopened traffic on the race route in front of them.

M U N C E D !!!!

MVP MVP MVP

He can't keep getting away with it!

>>149426305
The jinx before the storm…

jesus fucking christ

1st for the white sox

AHHHHH

MUNCEDMUNCEDMUNCEDMUNCEDMUNCEDMUNCEDMUNCEDMUNCEDMUNCEDMUNCED

funky muncy grandslam, doyerpacos seething!

>Poodrepacos seething so hard they resorted to thinking about dicks
Kek

MUNCED

when's the parade doyerpacos?

Fucking die out timmy

Maxwell swinging the silver hammer

>>149420784
wtf is this real

Big Dick Dodgers cocking the small cock rockies

>>149426352
TONIGHT

too many homos in this thread

>>149426363
KEK

>>149426365
Real ‘toid hours

>>149426344
we love dicks bro. we can't get enough of them.

>>149426363
kek

>>149426374
>fernando testes jr

>>149426374
honestly what was he thinking when he did this?

>>149426344
Ken it’s kino and true!

HEEEEEEEEY
HEY BABY
>OOH
>AAH

>>149426374
>grown male athlete doing this in front of cameras
what a degenerate

Should MLB just relocate the Rockies?

It's clear they cannot play in Denver as a serious franchise.

>>149426399
MAMAGUEBO

>>149420134 (OP)
Kind of a shit thread OP. I will help you fix it though.

>>149426396
some people just can't resist thinking about washing musky balls

>>149426411
Meant for>>149426396

>>149426410
I hate relocations

>>149426410
It's just going to stay the same with the current ownership

made in China glove

>>149426363
Recktober?

>freddie threeinch
kek micropenises

>>149426412
unironically the reason for half our best memes sadly

>>149426433
kek

>>149426410
It's a great park and they have good fans despite being perennially bad. Need an ownership change tbqh, current owner doesn't give a fuck about winning cuz he's making money

Nobody in Denver cares about the Rockies. It’s all Broncos and Nuggets
t. Denverite

>>149426410
Someone could win in Denver, there's a way to build a winning team there but their owner is a dipshit

that was nice to see

>>149426370
>rockies in the playoffs
AI is getting too good

I like kiwi aussie better than this aussie. unless this is kiwi aussie then I don't like him anymore.

why can't the Rockies just buy good players?

>>149426442
rockies have single season attendance record

>>149426433
kek!

>>149426440
>>149426428
Couldn't you say the same for like 1/3 of the league? Pirates, Reds, A's, Orioles are just examples of owners being cheap scumbags.

I just thought the Rockies should relocate cause playing baseball at that altitude for 81 games seems cruel and unfair lmao

>>149426351
Where did her nipples go

glad Kopech is proving me wrong by looking really solid so far

>>149426465
Are you the same anon that cries about teams being named after Native Americans?

reddit has better baseball discussion

>>149426442
Rockies have a giant stadium and consistently fill it at least halfway to watch 90 loss team. Rays can't get 20k people to a playoff game.

>>149426465
way more than a third. there's like 10 teams trying to win in 2025

Rockies had 4.4 million fans their inaugural season. That's fucking crazy.

>>149426363
>>149426370
would

>>149426444
Is this the same owner who personally funded the right field rooftop party scene spot and constantly goes there to get shitfaced? Or is it someone else that built that notoriously goes there to get a buzz

>>149426477
Thailand and Costa Rica are different countries

>>149426474
Poor guy. Hope he wasn’t too hard on himself. That was uncatchable

>>149426477
Naw. I hate political correctness gone mad. Cleveland should be the Indians, Washington the Redskins, and god help the faggots who screech about tomahawk chop.

>>149426059
>Recker's ass
What did you mean by this?

>>149426501
How is your vacation in Bangkok?

>>149426490
It's a top 3 stadium capacity, right downtown in a large city

>>149426475
it's the rockies he'll be back to being micro kopecker soon enough kek

>>149426515
I never know what to expect from pitchers in Denver, especially relievers who haven't pitched there often.

dodgers are my 2nd team. go doyers!

>>149426494
I'm not sure to be honest. I know that he's willing to spend at an average level at best, the Rockies arent often totally at the bottom of the league in payroll. Their issue is that their thinking is outdated. To win in Colorado you need to think outside the box, they need some ivy league egghead running them. I've heard it put that baseball executives look at the Rockies as an exciting challenge because their situation is unique

>>149426512
Denver isn't that large. And we are talking about 1993 Denver which only had 1.65 million people. That's like what Memphis is today.

Pages you retard

>>149426488
>Dodgers
>Yankees
>Padres
>Mets
>Giants
>Jays
>Twins
>Cubs
>Rangers
>Rays (even if (((Sternberg is a cheap fuck, the FO is amazing)
>Phillies
>Tigers
>Royals
>Dbacks

I can't think of anyone else actively trying to be a playoff team this year. Maybe Brewers.

CONFORTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COMFY

Giants voodoo magic in effect.

CONFORTO

conforto bomb holt shit

SOME CONFORTO UP YOUR ASSES

confortosisters.... we are so back

cumfarto teeing off on the rockies

>>149426494
He's the one that bitches all the time about the Dodgers.

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy drive. This man just doesn't speed. You can almost hear him sneering "that was 0.16 mph under the speed limit" when asked how fast he was going. Highway patrols don't faze him. Then he'll get the last parking spot in the shopping center right in the front row. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

HOW DID THAT NOT GO OUT

I'm sorry Kon-chan

>>149426541
They didn't only pull from Denver. You gotta include the entire front range. Even back then it was probably 3M when you include the Springs to Ft collins

>>149426497
He robbed one from Lindor late in the game, which was a really nice play. Would have been a garbage time homer but Lindor could have used the knock.

holy crap he smoked that ball

HE'S BACK

>cumfar-
oh…

>>149426510
I live here currently. Living on the cheap while working remotely. I love how easy/cheap it is to visit all these islands. Plus beers dirt cheap too. Good times.

>bailey up
yeah it's over

aww look at that smile

conforto all smiles now

>>149426549
Seattle and Texas are def trying despite mid starts.

>>149426601
Alcohol is bad for you

>Monkey Machimpo leading the All Star voting for NL 3B
Did every other NL 3B player die or something?

Marlins just tied the ball game

My Jintsies tie it!

>>149426602
NOPE HE GETS THE HIT BUT MATT WILIAMS IS A FUCKING RETARD

STOP WAVING THEM IN

>>149426599
it's the rockies. there'll be plenty of times to post that in the foreseeable future.

>>149426613
Posting with a disclaimer because pacobrains are prone to lash out at their own reflection in the mirror, but he is having a great season.

manfredball in san fagcisco

>>149426614
Good luck Marlins

rate my WFH setup

>>149426549
I meant trying to win not just within baseball ops, but their ownership as well. I can't really say the Rays are trying to win if their owner wont spend even at league average levels. Same with the Twins and Tigers.

i love matt williams but holy fuck he's been awful as our third base coach

>>149426606
Ok so add Mariners to the list. It's basically half the league that is actively competing to make playoffs/WS. Still better than the NBA I guess.

>>149426643
easy to put up those kinds of numbers without the pressure of trying to win a division

>>149426653
Nice setup bloke, you make music?

>>149426682
Marijuana is bad for you

>>149426608
Not if you're an alcoholic like me.

>>149426653
must be a mad rooter with that setup, mate

>>149426682
yeah, used to be a musician but wanted to buy a house one day

>>149426689
It’s bad for you

>>149426662
>Still better than the NBA I guess.
no it's not. it doesn't matter what you do in the NBA if you don't have the players. even the cheap teams in baseball could spend to develop talent in the minors if they really wanted to try to win.

>>149426691
I think casual sex is bad for society (unless I'm the one having it)

>>149426708
Fornication is bad for you

>>149426696
kek, same. now I too look at outlook all the time. what instruments?

christ

KEK VAGINANTS

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Doval is great when the Giants are losing. He turns to shit in these tie game or lead situations

More like D'ohval (Simpsons fans will get that joke.)

Marlins nice

>>149426728
Matt Williams and Camilo Doval will pay for their crimes

>>149425427
WOOF WOOF AWOOO

I just remembered the DOYERS still have Snell, Glasnow, Sasaki, Stone, and Treinen on their IL.
They're not even at 100% power level.

>>149426754
Dodgers are playing 5d chess while the rest of the league is playing checkers

>>149426725
piano from age 7, guitar and drums from 22ish
what genre were you making?

Jints really about get swept by the marlins

OnBasetani

>>149426458
You now remember that the Rockies have paid Kris Bryant about 100million for 170 games over 4 years with 3 more seasons to go.

>>149426777
czech’d

>>149426748
Based!

shut the fuck up and talk about baseball faggots

Freddie Slumpman

>>149426796
that funky muncy

>>149426745
this is standard for camilo

Poor Freddie can't buy a damn hit kek

>>149426754
and maybe only two of them will be putting up any meaningful play time anytime soon. How sad.

>>149426804
based.

>>149426458
They spend a decent amount of money actually.

>>149426801
>>149426809
moogy betts too

Jints have to score 4 runs

>>149426801
freddie and mookie have done little to nothing with the bats while the team has been growing it's lead in the division

>>149426705
baseball mogs NBA too because you can't just sign a roster to win a title. Dodgers obviously just did it, but there's no guarantee they'll be a dynasty with multiple rings in the Ohtani era. Any team with 1/3 the payroll and guys overperforming on rookie deals could beat them in the playoffs

>>149426771
Mostly post hardcore and power violence. I play guitar and some keys. I make beats now in my spare time. (Song is baseball related, haters).

https://vocaroo.com/1apTrluCOGUC

How fucking retarded do you have to be to send here

>>149426829
I agree but it really pisses me off that some teams don't bother to try at all still

>>149426828
ohtani is not far behind with his garbage time hits

>>149426763
>>149426671
And this is why the doyers are the micropenis team kek. A new cringe post every night.

1 more out jints

>>149426833
no one here gives a shit about your music. why don't you and the aussie fuck off to discord or something and go jerk off together.

>>149426835
matt williams will never be anything more than a dumb redneck

>>149426858
rape this guy

>>149426853
kek true

kek vagiants

>>149426858
t. Cubs penis.

My Jints :(
Cya tomorrow for the sweep fishbros

>>149426853
>>149426869
kek not too late to jump on the doyer train losers

I'm gay. I'm fucking gay.

>>149426880
welcome

gg rockies

First back to back series wins all year

GG ROX

DOYERS WIN!

gg Rox
see you tomorrow

>>149426878
no my team is good and your team is gay and your fans are cringe.

must try not to grow numb and used to this shit

gg rox

>jints swept by the marlels
OH NO NO NO

gg rox
see you tomorrow for the sweep

gg rox

>>149426880
We know poodrepaco

>>149426891
I kneel Fish sama

Also, I just realized that scored ghost runners are considered EARNED WTF

good game, rockies

>>149426799
evenin

>>149426745
I sort of get Williams. Offense is so shit he was willing to take the gamble and end this game. But wow he was out for a mile

>>149426899
>my team is good
>my team
>so good I'm embarrassed to name them

>>149426913
LMAO why does he want to dress like that in public?

>>149426915
I thought it wasn't, you sure about that?

Muncy carrying this team

>>149426929
cause he's a trivia master

>>149426922
I'd get it if they hadn't been playing with the infield in
It was an amazing slide by JHL to make it even somewhat close of a play

Kirsten really needs to push back hair during interviews. At least the side facing the camera. Can't see her face or expression at all.

>>149426909
Based sausage girl.

>>149426934
that tattoo: why

>>149426911
These are the kind of boobs I'd love to devour.
SENSEI, please make a Dodgers version.

>>149426917
>evenin
Hewo.

>>149426934
Double peace sign is good

>>149426933
That's weird, the box score definitely just changed once the game completed to remove the earned run.

>>149426963
yes, yes. we lap up all your salty tears.

GG Rockies, tough break before the rain delay
Cya tomorrow for the finale

Kirsten really needs to take off shirt during interviews. At least the side facing the camera. Can't see her nips at all.

>>149426833
sorry had to jump in a work call for 15mins
thats a cubs penis
i mainly make cute music. this is a remix i started recently
https://vocaroo.com/195dxNVL6xCi

I'm almost too fucked up to sleep, wish there was another game on

Go Mariners

>>149427049
Dollander is going to be good if he stays healthy

>>149427021
not my kinda music, but its really good from a production standpoint. my song was just a joke, wouldn't post any real music here lmao. anyway, thus concludes another day of shitposting, did your team get memed on today /mlb/?

>>149426894
Look at her go!

>>149427073
this is definitely something the last redpilled fag in LA would say. why are they so cringe?

the micropenis dodgers kek

Which team/fans have the largest penises, on average?

>>149427110
I said it to show off my superior button pushing skillz

>>149427138
The El Paso Chihuahuas of course

Give it to me str8

How doomed are my Red Sox?

>>149427116
Oh thank you.
Chu chu chu chu boobs

>the doyers are 50-31 while having a few bullpen games a week
really makes you think

>>149427159
Are you a hikki? God no wonder Japan’s birth rates are dwindling

>>149427169
34 different pitchers have made an appearance already this season

>>149427156
Future's bright. This season, you're cooked

Mariners! (but I ain't happy 'bout it)

muncy looks like a goblin or something

>>149427198
No he’s just fat

>>149427198
middle ages lookin ass nigga

I don’t understand why some cubs fans get hysterical over Dansby batting 5th and Nico batting 7th. It’s a choice between slug or average, on the whole there’s not much separating the two offensively.
Can someone weigh in on this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

>>149427198
>what peak performance looks like

pacos when they beat the colorado rockies talking about 5D chess

>>149427198
that's my blacksmith

>>149427198
He’s got a case of ‘toid. Heard it’s permanent.

you may only reply to this post if your team's record is >.600

>>149427156
I think they’re going to sign Kyle Tucker this off season. I’m convinced and I don’t know why

>>149427239
Mookie is 8th on the team in ops, too. ya'll are gonna take even more Dodger dick the rest of the season.

I got a new one and I hope you like it: lgb'toid

>he’s still seething
Top kek! Gg Rockies!

Nooo babe your doyer doodle is very pretty I love it

>poodrepacos seethed so hard they started thinking about dicks
A new low for lil bro kek!

>>149427252
nu tigah phan ere

>>149420134 (OP)
sick catch

>>149426613
Have you seen him field the ball at third base? He's amazing.

>>149426833
I listened to the first 15 seconds

>>149427198
>I'm going at bat, and I need your strongest caffeine

Dodgers are officially halfway through the season. They are tied with the Tigers for the best record in baseball, with home field advantage because they won the series. 81 more games to go.

>>149427346
and yet nobody cares

>>149427346
seems like they're compensating for something

>>149427346
They are also sitting at the exact same record they had this time last season.

>>149427198
>muncy looks like a goblin or something
Gob L Enn or something

>>149427346
Tigers Dodgers World Series. News Tigers fans vs New Dodgers fans. Who’s walks away with more new fans?!

>>149427388
the potential impact of the starting pitching right now for the rest of the season looks much better than it did at the same time last year. the lineup is deeper also tho maybe not as high-end performance wise.

>>149427406
kek

doggie doos got em seething!

>>149427432
I’m a new tigers fan tho

Juan Soto signed a 15 year, $765,000,000 contract with the New York Mets, including $75,000,000 signing bonus, $765,000,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $51,000,000. In 2025, Soto will earn a base salary of $46,875,000 and a signing bonus of $75,000,000, while carrying a total salary of $61,875,000.

Nobody mentioned that the Rockies staff were around 3 minutes late to start the game. If they weren't late, they wouldn't have given up 2 runs in the rain.

>>149427445
not a mets kid but soto is pretty freakin' clutch in the playoffs when it matters

>>149427273
Tigers-Mariners ALCS would be peak kino

>>149427453
cringe

>>149427445
>>149427467
this, it always seemed near impossible to get him out last october

Pickle Rick! Funniest shit ever!

I'm a Padres fan: say something nice about my team! :^)

We're doing okay, but our offense is still ASS. SDFC actually in first place, holy moly, time to throw a parade in gaslamp.

>>149427537
They have very brave openly gay fans. Powerful!

>>149427540
Babe, come to bed. The Padres won and you said we’d celebrate. ;)

>>149426358
ye no cap fr fr

>>149427551
Yeah yeah I know what I said. I’m going.

>>149427537
great fanbase, team willing to spend, apparently a very nice park

>>149427573
<3

>>149427537
They have a cool nickname- da Dad’s!

>>149427537
Friar mascot is an all time great, Petco Park looks beautiful and probably has the best weather in all of MLB, brown and yellow color scheme is unique and classic (much better than the ugly blue they had for a while), and uhhhhhhhhh I guess idk the fans seem to like them a lot.

>>149427453
based
>>149427478
cringe

rent free in poodre fan's heads

>>149427537
by most accounts, petco is a really nice ballpark.

>>149427652
kind of pathetic. feel bad for them desu.

>>149427627
don’t reply to the astromiguel

>>149426452
sorry fella, may not have brought the version of me you enjoy today
theres always tomorrow x

no one cares doyerpaco

everybody cares doyerchad

>>149427809
They do be like that tho

>>149427809
arguing with one of the 15 remaining nats fans isn't even a thing and poodrepacos still manage to get btfo

>>149427809
Living in San Diego is a million times better than a championship anyways.

>yankees won
>mets won
>dodgers won
>cubs won
No wonder the ‘toids are seething tonight

>>149427869
metkeecubgers?

>>149427865
you sure don't act like it is

>>149427865
Which makes it a great place for Dodger Stadium South!

>>149427652
>tfw no downtown ballpark with easy transit access
doyerbros how do we cope?

>>149427873
yamegerubs

>>149427869
>that cubs sneak

>>149427873
>>149427885
Cubgerpolitkees?

>>149427537
Petco Park is a great place to escape the urine-drenched streets of San Diego

Seattle Mariners

I would say that faggot who heckled Marte can go be a faggot elsewhere but apparently the league banned him from all stadiums

>watching nypd blue with my wife
>early 90s police procedural kino
>hear a familiar voice
>can’t quite place the face at first
>finally
>mfw it’s JigC
kek it’s kino

I still believe

Imagine being an MLB fan when you can literally buy championships. Fucking clown league star watching Hockey

>>149427999
based total fucking retard who doesn’t have a clue what he’s talking about

>>149427999
Kek the nfl has a salary cap and yet it’s gone from one scripted dynasty to another (Patriots to the Chiefs). What makes you think it’ll be any different in baseball? Shut up and eat your slop. All sports inheritantly wwe

>>149428028
out of their depth? and or element?

All /nfl/ fags must fucking hang

>>149427809
>bragging about the world series you won with the players you traded away
that's just depressing, it'd be like red sox fans still bragging about devers, mookie, and xander. or astros fans still bragging about the 2017 team.

Sports are considered entertainment. That means they can script/manipulate the outcome like a wwe match

>>149428050
6 years isn’t that long ago retard

>>149428050
They offered Soto $450m, he rejected it, so they shipped him off and made out like bandits. Beyond that Trea Turner is the only one that’s still performing at a high level. Idk what you want from a smaller market team, they did it pretty much perfectly

>>149427537
i like petco park and arcade monsters. we have multiple players i say have potential to be hall of famers. and it's fun to watch this team and it feels like fans are much more energetic than a lot of other teams without being flat out retarded like some teams out there. san diego deserves its resurgence in padres fans considering the 2010s had to have been the worst decade in san diego sports' history

If you’re a Yankees, dodgers, or Mets fan, you’re basically cheering for John Cena

Dodgers win one World Series in 40 years and now they’re pretending that they’re in the middle of some great dynasty I am going to enjoy it when they’re eliminated this year

>>149428058
it's not the length of time, it's bragging about the team from that year like those players still give a shit about them. almost all of them chose to leave for other teams after that year, it's less embarrassing than yankees fans still acting like Soto was some homegrown prospect who chose to abandon them, but it's still something I feel like is a little embarrassing to be proud of. personally, i'd be more proud of players that seem to actually care about the city they play for than whether or not they win it all.

that funky muncy

>>149428035
kek it’s actually kinda sad

Yea bro lemme just defer that Ohtani contract 30 years to skirt the rules. MLB am I right? Fucking bunch of losers supporting this crap while 60% of the teams are owned by Jews that spend fuck all and bank off ticket sales.

>>149428195
luckily baseball playoffs are random as fuck so the dodgers will probably still lose

wow what a surprise!!

Boy: "To Mr. Ohtani, you pitch like a beast and hit like a king! I will be a great player like you one day! With love from Ohtani fans."
Woman: "I'm the boy's mother."
Everyone, prepare your handkerchiefs, I'm so moved I can't stop crying. MLB is amazing.

>>149428410
Ur gay

>>149428738
You are Chee-gyu
Was the three-color cheese beef bowl delicious?

O'Neil Cruz is an All Star. He needs your vote.

kek timmys dying out kek

baseballwhitoids dying out kek

>>149429017
Pirates are probably only going to get one All Star and that'll be Skenes. After all, you have to make room for the 20 Dodgers that are probably going to be jammed on the roster, whether they deserve it or not. Cardinals are only going to get Donovan.

>>149429017
I also voted for O'Neill Cruz.
I hope he makes it to the All-Star game.
I'm rooting for him.

>>149429283
thats impressive

>>149428070
Careful mococo chan, the doyers jannies might give you a warning!

>>149429365
It's useless. No matter how hard she tries, Moko-chan has to obey the doyers (HoloLive).

>>149429283
Boston Trolley Dodgers legend Babe Ruth.

>>149429514
He has some fucked up lookin teeth

>>149429931
Trolley Dodgers were in Brooklyn. Ruth finished with the Boston Braves. And only because the Braves told him they'd let him manage, then gave the job to someone else.

gm

big shota dick is back

We just have to wait and see

>>149430626
giwtwm

>>149430626
It's been very impressive how the cubs have managed to keep winning after losing their 2 best pitchers

>>149430785
Cubs are getting ASSRAPED by god for frickin' INJURIES over here

>>149430626
>Jeets pizza

>>149430785
If they can keep the same momentum in the second half they should go to the World Series.

>>149430841
Not a cubs fan so I don't follow them very closely but what is their bullpen situation like?

>>149430863
Solid as a fuckin' rock brother

I'm a woman. Is it ok if I watch baseball with you guys tonight?

>>149430626
It looks like Shota is a captured alien, and I really love this video.

Good morning /mlb/. Back in the win column. I hope you all have a great day.

>>149430991
Gay mets lad

>Gay
why did my ear start ringing?

>>149430908
Interesting, I'll have to start following more attentively

>>149431048
Couch more comfortable bro

Grim...

You have so little confidence in your hitting, Cats be sending the baserunner home on a 1 out shallow hit to left where the Left Fielder is practically in the infield.

Live in a tent motherfucker be the damn day

Ketel Marte is a fucking pussy ass bitch, he could have been today's Ty Cobb on beating the shit on that fan heckling over his dead mom's remarks. Nope he cries like a fucking pussy ass bitch with his teammates consoling him. It's embarrassing for the team and the organization this man will not have a long career.

>>149430838
Ran off on a running back on the New York Jets
Then I had ran and got some Jet's Pizza

>>149431153
Have sex

>>149430991
gm the run to the 2025 Subway World Series begins anew today.

>>149431172
I just did like eight hours ago.

gm

>>149431197
Prove it

>>149431107
I can't stop watching. holy moly

>>149431238
Bruh. It gets worse...

>>149431197
Uh huh

>>149431249
i'm going to get some water. I fucking love this game

>>149431249
I heard the Giants announcers trying to argue this send was ok because no MLB teams practice relay anymore and this required 2 perfect throws and a 1-hop catch by the catcher using their "frying pan" glove making it seem like this was a really difficult play at the plate. Like I guess this is a tough play supposedly for big leaguers now is what they were saying.

>>149431197
how long did it take the guy to cum?

>>149431107
>>149431249
Matt Williams is NGMI

>>149431309
you guys see that? he said he had sex 8 hours ago, I said how long did it take for the guy to cum hehehe

>>149420134 (OP)
/ck/ is having a picnic.

https://boards.4chan.org/ck/thread/21426868#top

/sp/ is invited. Hopefully you guys bring a baseball and glove to play catch or a 12 pack of hotdogs and buns to grill. No /k/ brownies please.

>>149431309
>>149431320
Based

>>149431309
>>149431320
heh heh

>>149431315
that's all anyone could say after the game, that bomel would stand by him in public but have to talk to him in private

>>149431322
Sounds great, we'll be there. Just let us prep some badass content for this. We'll make this thing magic. /mlb/ front and center.
This one's on me.

>>149431322
>Laurelhurst Park Portland, OR
should I attend?

>>149431322
I got this one

>>149431361
>>149431374
no… NO

>>149431322
don't these always fail? didn't the one in texas last year get like 5 people?

>>149431249
Kek! This is how ESPN described this play
>Rafael Devers tried to score from first base on Heliot Ramos’ double in the fifth inning but was thrown out 7-6-2 sliding into home.
>thrown out 7-6-2 sliding into home.
>sliding into home

>>149431196
>dunks
>mets
Connection coded.

>>149431196
Connecticut coded post

ernie's a STUD

>>149431322
damn I always heard Fresno was a shithole. That park actually looks pretty nice.

>>149431483
>6.1
How will the Yankees waste another JUDGIAN MVP Season?

>>149431483
use bwar instead of this clown shit

>>149431482
Only if you haven’t been paying attention

>Rafael Devers is now 6 for 31 since the trade with .608 OPS
>16 for 79 in June hitting .203.
This is after he was absolutely on fire throughout May.

>>149431315
What is Matt Williams cWAR at the 3B Coach position?

>>149431483
Would you take Aaron Judge, or Cal Raleigh with that production at the 2 along with his defense. It's a no brainer, right?

>>149431559
Oracle is a Pitchers park

>>149431559
>4 RBIs/50 PAs
He’s slumping and that’s fine.

>>149431650
What if he's hurt though? I'm assuming he had to pass a physical for the trade to go through right?

Yankees possible team after trade deadline

C big dumpy
1B Vladdy
2B Ketel
SS Whitt Jr
3B JRam
LF Tatis Jr
CF PCA
RF Judge
DH Ohtani

Bench
Acuna Jr
Soto
Will smith
Jacob Wilson
Freddie

SP
Skubal
Skenes
Fried
Wheeler
Yamamoto
Sale

BP
Clase
Hader
Munoz
Chapman
Weaver

>>149431153
Imagine if your Mom died and you had to get out of her basement and get an actual job, Mr. Internet Tough Guy. You wouldn't have gone into the stands, either.

Marte and the D-backs handled it right.

>>149431680
George Steinbrenner what are you doing here

>>149431680
and thats on periodt

They just keep doing it and getting away with it. Nobody is holding these Fucking Bastards accountable!

>>149431721
Jazz Chisholm Jr holds them accountable

>>149431721
Oh look! It's Le "Randomly move the strike zone up and to the right a foot" umpire. Just Fucking waking up and deciding he doesn't like the MLB strike zone today, he's going to make up his own.

Bitxch

Toids

why did the ret suks give Hanley Ramirez to the injuns?

>>149431107
>>149431249
Anyone else's base coaches losing you games or is it just us?

All my niggas love the Doyers

>>149431982
Hell jes ese

Ideal Team USA

1B: Bryce Harper
2B: Mookie Betts
3B: Freddie Freeman
SS: Bobby Witt Jr
LF: Aaron Judge
CF: Pete Crow-Armstrong
RF: Kyle Tucker
C: Cal Raleigh
DH: Kyle Schwarber

Starting Pitchers: Chris Sale, Zack Wheeler, Paul Skenes, Hunter Brown, Tarik Skubal, Max Fried

>>149432054
I look like this and I am rather proficient in financial situations.

>>149431699
Post reeks of reddit.

>Mr. Internet Toughguy
Say it to my face and see what happens boy.

I'm a fan of that one japanese pitcher for the dodgers I suppose.

>>149432208
t.

>>149431559
I knew this would happen. My Jints are cursed or something

>>149432237
can't believe diddy was all up in that brehs

KBO Results

>>149432268
MLB American League Standings

>>149432122
nonce

/mlb/ - man-love and baseball

Give it to me

>>149432274
Mariners got this

>>149432208
>Reddit is when you treat someone with respect about their grief
>4chan is when you’re a le heckin edgy boy at all time
you’re so out of your depth and element it’s actually kinda sad.

>>149432274
MLB National League Standings

>>149432307
my doggie doos

MLB writers fondling rally’s cock and shitting on Judge again…why doesn’t Ohtani get the same treatment?

>>149432356
you’re so out of your depth and element it’s actually kinda sad.

>>149432356
you're so out of your feed and seed it's actually kind of sneed.

>>149432307
>10 teams over .500

the american league fucking sucks

>MLB National League
no one cares

>MLB National League
everyone cares

>>149432398
The AL doesn’t get to beat up on Colorado

>>149432414
>MLB American League
ftfy

>>149432429
>ftfy
you have to go back.

The "Junior Circuit"

>/mlb/
no one cares

>>149432469
true

>>149432469
trvke

>>149432289
Is just shark

recycle
>>149426125
>>149426125
>>149426125

baybaw

>>149432304
>He sucks reddit peepee than 4chan big dick.
Shame.

>>149431153
>he could have been today's Ty Cobb on beating the shit on that fan heckling over his dead mom's remarks
That would've been kino and well deserved, we need a malice in the palace moment. But at the same time I understand Marte's reaction in the moment.

>>149432500
disturbing hobby lad, reevaluate your choices

>>149432591
Why is my face photo posted?
Remove it immediately, it's a violation of human rights

>>149432637
do the japanese lick hamster balls?