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>2025 WDC Standings
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RUS: 136 (+25)
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>2025 WCC Standings
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Norris says he needs to make fewer mistakes
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Red Bull and Ferrari upgrades could prove crucial in Austria
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>>149448591 (OP)
kill d*menicali

amx

i am NOT watching porsche supercup, rally is better

>le power of friendship and teamwork
this movie is fucking ass

also hamilton causes 2 collisions in 3 laps in this movie lmao

The oldest and the youngest, KINO

>>149448586
Poetry

>>149448637
it's so tiresome

>>149448644
no picture with that retard in it could ever be kino

>>149448650
>flag-waving nationalism
>in yookay
RACIST

>>149448652
wowowowow
andresbros, we gotta kill this faggot

>>149448664
Nah it's only the England flag that gets that reaction

totally f1 steering wheel

>>149448679
wallahi it's yookay, it's racist bruv

Andrew Kim Anton

>>149448700
PL, for Alonso pole

>>149448703
...What the fuck are you going on about

>>149448728
kaffir

good thread

>>149448751
Have you switched to afrikaans now?
Wat kyk jy? Fokken zef

g

>>149448758
20% of the posts in this thread are mine, so i guess that my posts are the ones that made this thread good

How the fuck does Stroll make that time
lmao

>>149448786
i have been telling you guys, he is doing a top 10 season, easy, most likely his best season so far

>>149448785
what's your secret

>>149448771
houtkop

>>149448839
not telling

samer you 'the bend' the car..

>>149448853
fine

he is fine with me not disclosuring my secrets, thats good

>>149448855
samer shahin's brother yasser is in wec and i thought he's that one-of-em with rossi but that's another one called ahmad al harthy

>>149448838
Isn't that WOKEing?

>>149448506
reminder that the globohomos conceded that kwabmilton's first lap move in AD21 was illegal, so had the race ended under safety car, the penalty would put him outside the points

he's ok, in a way
someone make a webm of whatever that was

>>149448839
>>149448853
It's drinking plenty of water

>>149448839
[lust provoking image]

>>149448922
Doesn't help my posts

>>149449018
NYCKERS

>>149449018
>0 points alongside debris and logang
kwab

Please explain to me Stroll's speed in a way that I can understand.

Clear-pisser meanwhile is probably dead from non-functioning kidneys since it has been 3 months at least since we've had a post about clear piss.

jaap van lagen ouwe lul

>womyn fucks up pitstop
ok, this movie is not that bad

>>149448922
now that is summer im drinking a lot, around 9-11 l, i leave 2 bottle in the freezer and when i wake up i drink them, then refill and i can drink them like 3 times more, plus regular water when im eating
but when i jerk off something funny happens, its like if i had to go pee right? but when i go its like its never ending, the pee stop coming out but i still need to pee, and its fucking hurt
that used to happen when i was in high school, if i ate, drink a cocacola(light( and jerked off, in a certain order wwhich i dont remember, that would happen, but thats easily solved, just dont drink cocacola, but with water its more difficult

>>149449018
>the full formation lap shot of the grid we never got televised to hide the movie cars
I feel whole

>>149449147
>9-11 l
the fuck, are you a roofer?

>>149449018
How do they come back from a 229 point deficit?

>>149449147
Sorry, 9 to 11 litres of water A DAY?

>I'M OK
LMAO

>>149449219
yeah, around that, i dont like turning the ac on, i dont like going to the pool and thats the only way to cool myself down here

>>149449217
>>149449219
Is that weird? I've done that my whole life

halo would save him

they used the f1 theme for porsche supercup just now
it has its own theme
dumb fom brits

Just got tickets for the F1® movie. Leaving in a couple hours.

>>149449261
m8 I drink half that

psthree will NEVER win a wdc

>braddu pittu sets up THREE (3) safety cars so his nagger can only do one pit and finish 10th under safety car
really

>>149448839
nice tuckjob

>>149449288
don't get murdered

>>149449414
11 liters it about 3 gallons my guy, how do you find time to do anything else with your day?

digits and perez somehow retvrns

do i go alone to a formula 1 movie screening

>>149449461
NO
SINGLES
POLICY

I'm making spagbol rite now

>>149449461
we'll go with you

>>149449441
i work from home, i have no friends so i dont get out

Podium predictions?
My thoughts: Nor, Ver, Pia

this movie is so retarded
braddu pittu runs fucking team from the car, changes strategy all the time, waits one minute in pit stop to hold amx, sets up drs for his nagger so he can be second
nagger didn't change tires in the rain and yes that crash was indeed on monza

>>149449441
I dunno man, I just carry around a 1 liter bottle I refill over and over throughout the day.

ofc he has to 'save' him lol

"hey whats wrong with these "people" anyways" what did he meant by this?

gimi

>>149449587
The mercedes drivers are growing increasingly racist.

>literal who first time in f1 car gets 4th place in practice
That mclel is w11 tier rocketshit btw it's just both pee ass three and mental midget are stroll tier drivers

>>149449655
Can someone post the tier list where drivers aren't even in the tiers named after them? I heckin' love that one and could do with a laff

>>149449655
norris can be fast but makes mistakes all the time and ps3 is just slow. neither are a top 10 driver. sad. death to mclaren.

>>149449580
I assume this is the flashback prologue to explain the teammate's skin

>>149449552
>nor #1
did you not watch the previous races? he's fumbling it.

ps3 will win wdc by 100 pts or more

>ps3 is actually bad guys
im not buying this new anti mclaren bias narrative. he seems pretty capable no? especially regarding handling a championship bid stress.

>>149449621
alonsooooooo alonsooooooooooo alonsoooooooo alonsooooooo alonsooooooooa lonsoooooooo

I think yuki did pretty well

>>149449682
it's only Alonso who is not in Alonso tier, yeah hilare

>>149449813
he only beats norris when norris goes mental midget mode. he is trash

>>149449813
In an alternative timeline where you swap Yuki with any of the Mclaren drivers for the second RB seat, the WCC would be looking exactly the same.

>>149449394
>he's british
is pitt's character british too?

>>149449782
its red bull ring, you cannot fumble this track

>>149449845
no, he is American ofc

>>149449856
norris fumbled it on this track last year

>>149449831
>>149449842
ps3 is like 90% of leclerc/russell level, and hes rapidly improving. and the reason he's besting his teammate is because the current car is tricky to drive to the limit and he's mastering it.

he's going to be a multi WDC, mark my words

My pillows turned yellow from my sweat so I washed one and now it's a nice pristine white again. But it's still drying so I'll have to sleep with only 1 pillow which means I can't hug the other one so I'll feel lonely. F1 press conference moments for this feel? Also why doesn't Lewis get a wife so he can stop hugging pillows?

>>149449898
hmm maybe buy a third one to spare?

>>149449896
he might win this season but there is no way he wins another. AMX will be in the mercedes rocket next year and the king will retvrn to the title

>>149449898
This is why everyone needs a waifu bodypillow

>>149449960
toger would never outlive the shame of booting russell unless amx committs to a multi year deal which he is under no obligation to do, i think he'd rather just go on a sabbatical and see where the cards fall. he'll still have a seat for 2027 at any top team that comes ahead after the dust settles.

>>149449898
do pillowcases not exist in the netherlands? normal, clean people just regularly (once a week) change their pillowcase along with bed sheet and duvet cover

>>149450027
hehe yeah... change them once a week...

>>149450002
sabbaticals never work in motorsport bc new talent comes in and those who leave find other things to be more important. a finn should know this

>>149450027
Do you never wash your pillows? Pillowcases are not some magical impenetrable barrier.

>>149450071
that's why you regularly change them

>>149449243
>>149449263
He ended up living and driving again btw.

>>149450122
jawohl!

Pillows are for queers.
Just never sleep instead.
Passing out is the only acceptable way of shutting down.

>>149450089
maybe you need to see what the amerifren said for a second time
>Pillowcases are not some magical impenetrable barrier.

so basically im not watching the f1 movie, im just not going to watch it

>>149450167
>I'M BLURRED
wtf did he mean by this

>anons watched the f1 "movie"
grimi

>>149450164
well-founded and enlightened

>>149450164
you can't afford the tickets + popcorn anyway stop coping

>>149450155
how nasty must you be that your filth soaks through linen? because it's not just the pillows you change, you also wash yourself every day so the pillow can't turn yellow like this>>149449898 unless something has gone so wrong it's time to re-evaluate everything

>>149450264
your head is lying in your ancient filth you just don't know it
wash your pillow now and then chief

Now how do I wash my mattress

chuck didnt like the 2026 car. vegas odds on him an hero?

>>149450336
you don't
I throw mines away every two months

>>149450336
do you have a pool?

>>149450336
a cleansing fire

>>149450336
Bro? Your washer?

>>149450336
just flip it over, it forgets after about six months

>>149450336
u dont. u can wash the cover tho its usually detachable.

>>149450336
You don't have one of these?

i finished the f1 movie
it should be called Crashing This Race With No Survivors The Movie
>everyone crying about amx crashing
>braddu pittu and his nagger crash in almost every race
LEL

>>149450338
0!

>>149450422
0! = 1

>>149450442
or i just mean zero-exclamation mark... ;)

>>149450336
that's the maid's problem

>>149450027
My wife changes the bed sheets 2x a week, which includes changing the pillow cases.
My pillow is yellow after about 6 months

>>149450336
Remove the cover, put in washing machine.

amx!

>>149449263
>>149449243
did they use donnelly's crash in the movie?

what the fuggg

>>149450110
and crashing again as well
like zanardi

>>149449682
why is my boy a fucking low res jpg
who did this to him?

>>149450526
Brat Pitt is playing Donnelly basically.

bort break!

>>149450544
I hate this movie so much

>>149450566
bort break II!

>>149450526
yeah
it's 1:1 but they change year to 1994 LOL

>>149450604
im ok

>>149450336
do yuros really not have large enough washers to fit a mattress? kek, thirdies

>>149450592
Does this mean Perez isn't getting the Cadillac seat?

>>149450604
>>149449263
holy fuck his legs

movie

>>149450642
well, the
>brand activations
are going to be at the (city of) mexico gp this year anyway so who knows

>>149450679
fuck forgot pick

Norris will do just fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiQMsFLFJ-Q

>>149450654
anon, what don't you understand of
>i'm ok
?

>>149450695
real shit

>>149450642
According to him, he wants a good offer that let's him have a "good" end to his career.

>>149450679
kitkat®!
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1922831137132429312/pu/vid/avc1/720x1280/1p0TJhc5uqoyrQCF.mp4

>>149450695
>>149450710
That's the same footage.

>>149450734
yes, but in the movie, it's young braddu pittu who crashed
and they changed color of the helmet to blue

>>149448591 (OP)
Is F1 just money laundering? Does anyone organically follow this sport?

>>149450695
>>149450710
they should have done that with him being barichelloo, ratzenberger and senner instead
to show that he lives bitch

>>149450695
>>149450710
>>149450738

>>149450774
>Is any internationally televised sport just money laundering? Does anyone organically follow internationally televised sports?

>>149450774
friend, men like cars vrooming so yes boys start to watch it organically, with their fathers

>>149450774
You can ask that about any sport.

>>149449414
>>149449258
Wtf man I would feel like shit drinking that much water.

edd

max gonna win this sunday

if max moves to merc in 2026 i can see him struggling vs kimi. he's spent 3 years in a car that is so far outside the standard operating window for a f1 car that multiple other f1 drivers can't crack it for years

>>149450879
Kimi is pure shit, bro (both)

>>149450886
does that change what i said?

>>149450642
the bone broke and went through his femoral artery too. almost bled to death

Putting Hamilton in as a director for an F1 movie is like putting Stalin in a directorial role for WW2. Done purely for political reasons.

>>149451084
poois isn't director, he is producer

>>149451084
Hamilton didnt direct shit
He has no background in cinematography

>>149449147
Careful with water poisoning.

>>149451108
look at how mad you are over nothing

>>149451157
what

>>149450920
Yes.

>>149450954
rip checo

NO CHARLES THATS NOT FOOD

>>149450858
what's he gonna win

>>149451167
I am seething

>>149451265
neither is the cap but leo's going for it

>>149451295
first dnf in the race

>>149451265
leo getting his Metzitzah B'peh

>>149451265
there it is
the end of leo posting
dog bless

>>149451356
nah

>>149451356
cringe as always
>>149451403
based as always

>>149451346
I never read that word but still know what it means kek

Another p7/p8 incoming

Leo has probably seen Mleux nekkid snatch

>>149451563
think about unimaginable horrors Roscoe's seen

>>149451689
he was in the movies credits so sadly he might have suffered through it

>>149451704
I bet they didn't even write "No animals were harmed during the making of this movie"

>>149451718
They know he was forced to eat a veggie diet so they couldn't just go and lie.

>>149451403
>>149451478
Leo cute

>>149451478
>>149451838
>reddit the dog
fuck off

i wonder if lewis is still forcing a vegan diet for roscoe

Does Mercedes stop being the "Great Satan" if Verstappen starts driving for them? Or does he become a Satan's little helper

>>149451478
>>149451838
based
>>149451890
cringe

Back when there was still a facade of Formula 1 being a serious and professional tournament for as opposed to the realty television for cupcakes it is today.

>>149451987
m*rcedes is the work of the devil
i will forgive amx for being tempted

>>149451989
>2012
haha, no
this is far into the end of the end
f1 ended a year later

saw the f1 movie. was like lol for most of it because it was not realistic.

>>149452035
>saw the f1 movie
kwab look at this fag

The F1 movie would be good if the black driver died halfway through and was replaced with a female with giant bazongas.

>>149452107
>black driver died halfway
they almost did it

>>149452107
how about instead, all 22 drivers they had on the grid should have been big-boobed blondes
no one talks
they drive naked etc

>>149451988
>c-cringe
go back

>>149451265
Chinese Leclerc

you now remember lewis saying that boys dont wear dresses, getting absolutely blasted by twitter troons and turning in to a virtue signaling fag after it

also you now remember seb joking about the monaco gp having grid boys instead of girls

>>149452407
>now
I never forgot.

>>149452158
I thought that crash was from the last race

>>149452434
Emma Cuckittini

>>149452454
>that crash
what crash?

>>149452471
The crash in which Black Driver almost dies

>>149448591 (OP)
It's up.
https://youtu.be/9Nf4CnfXn2k?si=DMdUXbBlLkF6jJJk

>>149452500
no, monza crash is the middle of the movie
after that crash, noggers hands is fucked and he get replaced by someone for few races, he recovers for last three races

>>149452602
Ohh
Let me guess, their rivalry turns into staunch friendship after the crash?

>>149452500
>Black Driver
Who is Black Driver and why did his/her parents name him/her that?

>>149452635
>their rivalry turns into staunch friendship after the crash
yes, but only on the abu dhabi race
before that nigglet takes out braddu pittu in brazil because lol and braddu pittu has ptsd crash in las vegas

>>149452661
Don't tell Matt Damon or Josh Brolin about this

>>149451517
Grande lavoro, a casa loro!
Grazie ragazzi!

>>149452343
fix your stutter faggot

>>149452705
So they're backmarkers fighting amongst each other?
F1 rivalries for this feel?

just got back from watching the F1 movie in Graz
wasn’t the worst thing I’ve seen but it’s not on the level of Rush in terms of telling a racing story or Top Gun Maverick in terms of pushing real stunts in action

>>149452744
>So they're backmarkers fighting
they are only backmarkers in silverstone
after that they only go up by cheating/breaking the rules
they show that muh womyn works on upgrades (front wing), but that's bullshit

>>149452803
>cheating in F1 movie
>FIA in real lifw is the most thorough in rooting out innovation and competitive advantages since forever
Pottery

Happy Birthday Nico, you won in life , you are an absolute legend . Like father like son

>>149452912
he's 100% reading this post

bort!

Being stared at by 50 people is uncomfortable.

>>149452912
hbd Godberg
>>149452937
I can confirm that I saw Rosgod posting the picrel copy pasta in the train to Hollandsche Rading

>>149453520
Bernie had work done on her nose didn't her?

>>149453520
it has music n shiiiet

test

Brad Pitt hates being called William (his actual first name) so I'm going to call him William Pitt for making that shit movie.

>>149453900
Wowie, that'll make him mad! Have my updoot!

>>149454120
Go back. Please go back.

>>149449018
>De Vries
I thought we only had 2 fake drivers on the grid

>>149450566
>>149450592
Last year for some reason, KitKat became a right-winger chocolate in Brazil.
Based Gabs

>>149453870
wow, that's some pozzed shit

>>149454376
[product] became [political affiliation]

>>149452730
You need to go back

I liked it

>>149454516
This was the left wing chocolate btw.

>>149449243
Wait a minute, that pose...

>>149448591 (OP)
They could beat boca juniors, too.

>>149454569
I'm not this poster, and I'll continue to ignore the film.

>>149454615
thank you for clearing things up. btw I'm also not that poster

>>149448591 (OP)
Based Lance big leaguing the grid once again

>>149454569
Why is my photo sideways

>>149453520
>Left is 37
>Right is 47

>>149454690
>>149454615
>>149454569
All me.

fabiane

Formerly Chuck's

Formerly Kyvat's.

I forgot how to ride a bike...
I didn't even think that could be possible

>>149448591 (OP)

where is Lance "Autismo" Stroll

>>149454516
>>149454539
>>149454569
CUM :D
(European substitute)

>>149448591 (OP)
>ax Verstappen gets different race engineer as Gianpiero Lambiase misses Austrian GP
Only for one race?
Don't tell me he quit. I love that guy.

Good OLLIE!! night

>>149455824
>European substitute
theres taxes for that

Dead Bull

>>149455811
You might be retarded
>>149455865
No, just family obligations apparently
>>149455887
Multinational CUM does tax dodging

I heard some rumors on TV that Max will join Mercedes for next year.
True?

>>149455971
true

>>149455971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jozH2c5nyg

>>149455971
49% chance for now. But if Deadbull continues to become deadbull, chance will increase

>>149455971
'fraid so

>>149455998
>>149456022
>>149456029
>>149456059
I'm asking because I value your opinion more than that of the TV guys.

>>149456029
>49%
50%

>>149455971
True, in WEC though

>>149456076
1.) what are the chances that red bull nails the 2026 regs?
2.) does max have the same unconditional love for red bull that chuck has for ferrari, even if it means fighting for P4s 7 years?
3.) how likely is mercedes wins lol in 2026?

Chadders...

This was proof that the Mclel is so fast and easy to drive any toddler could do it.
L. Nowins and O. Pisstree are NOT A-tier drivers

>>149448591 (OP)
LAW/COL/HAD/BOR/TSU/HUL/ALO
Holy alpha males side of the table
replace cuckicali by MAX and it's perfect

>watching the practice
>commentators start complaining about Max's team raising a stink about russell jumping on the brakes to get verstappen to overshoot then getting on the radio to complain about getting passed under yellow
I get these faggots don't like verstappen, but God damn can we not go fifteen minutes without them crying about verstappen?

>>149455816
He took the picture.

>>149456284
all of amx's victims at the right + proudy

>>149456355
kek true

Great Britain next.

>>149456252
barely faster than alpine, total shitbox

>>149456252
exactly, now imagine MAX in that mclaren = 2023 level of domination

>>149456252
the goblin and piss3 are bottom 10 drivers. Ocon and Hulk would be destroying them rn if they were in the car

>>149456252
why didn't fat brown sabotage this to make his drivers look better

>>149449896
>he's besting his teammate is because the current car is tricky to drive to the limit and he's mastering it.
ABSOLUTE KEK

>>149450508
>My wife changes the bed sheets 2x a week
The fuck

>>149456758
>women

>>149456427
austria thoughbeit

>>149452912
Wouldn't

>>149453520
Wouldn't

>>149454869
Would

Would!!

>>149457011
You might not have noticed, but this is a boy.

>>149457036
I know that. I mean he's BearMAN afterall

>>149457050
What's his sister's last name?

Lewis Hamilton is an 8 time World Champion.
~ Christian Horner, 2021

>>149457085
>Implying I keep up with foids

>>149456892
OH

no rizz milquetoast

Now that the dust has settled, is Dunne good or are the Mclaren drivers bad?

What's up with the "Max is leaving F1 this year" COPE?
I always hear it.
Are people too Low IQ to understand why they are saying that?

>>149457354
>retard that's essentially never driven an f1 car jumps in one and beats out most of the field
It's more of a testament to the quality of the car. But it makes one wonder how norris and piastri are still having to fight verstappen with a car that's got aimbot apparently.

>>149457403
i think they know why theyre saying it
its to make you mad

>>149457403
Max has been saying he doesn't have much reason to stick around in F1 unless he's winning ever since he won his first title, he said it several times last year in no uncertain terms that he wants to be there to actually raise his kids rather than missing important moments that you'll never get back chasing P4s..

dont know why people still bother watching f1

>>149457423
>But it makes one wonder how norris and piastri are still having to fight verstappen with a car that's got aimbot apparently.
So you're saying Norris and Piastri are bad since they can barely fight Max who is in the 7th fastest car while they have the fastest and easiest to drive.

>>149457473
Yes. Quite clearly.

euros are sleeping

>>149457354
He's okay but
>fastest and one of the sanest cars
>rookie gloryrun
>FP
>shortest lap time in the season
>DRS-land with 8 corners
IMO pick any F2 driver in the top 15 outside (Montoya and Maini excluded) and you get a similar result
I don't care if it's not a long run

>>149457457
What is F1? I'm only here for the hornyposting that happens during some sunday mornings.

i did not intend to eat all the smoked herring

>>149457457
2026 will kill the sport anyways
All thanks to Audi who can't be arsed to create a decent engine despite being part of the second largest automotive group in the world, and is even getting humbled at this task by the Austrian subsidiary of a Thai taurinated soft drink holding company

>>149457786
I went to a drifting event a few months ago and they had monster trucks driving around between the races to entertain the crowd and none of them did any cool tricks and all of them broke down

>>149458570
theyre the pugs of automobiles

>>149458488
implying anyone watches f1 for the sport. DtS viewership showed its all about twinks and drama
>>149458570
im very sad for you. may you be blessed with better monster trucks in your future

>>149458488
>despite being part of the second largest automotive group in the world
making a road car engine is a completely different exercise to making a pure racing engine, especially an F1 engine
that
>Austrian subsidiary of a Thai taurinated soft drink holding company
has been in F1 for multiple decades and they've only just recently acquired the knowledge and resources to build an engine

>>149458706
>making a road car engine is a completely different exercise to making a pure racing engine, especially an F1 engine
are you really going to say that about the guys who deep dicked le mans?
they can build bullshit when they want to
the issue is its a half hearted entry

>>149458755
>the issue is its a half hearted entry
dis
They got technological concessions and testing from the governing body just to enter and once they were in they almost immediately announced that they were selling like half the entry to some random fucking investment fund and rumors that Audi management didn't know if they were even interested IIRC.

>>149458706
Red bull isn't even going to be making their power trains, they're bringing on Ford for that.

>>149459117
Ford is only making the batteries RBR literally built an entire facility right next door and hired hundreds of people for the entire engine program, I don't think they're planning on leaving it empty.

the downfall of rb is real

AMX TO MERC!!

>>149459145
Sure, but they brought in ford.
I guess I should have stipulated "aren't even making the power trains by themselves".

>>149458755
>are you really going to say that about the guys who deep dicked le mans?
that was 20 years ago and besides, all of audi's greatest racing engine programmes since the 90s up to the late 2010s were down to one guy and he's retired now
granted, i haven't been following audi's F1 developments but i do know that F1 gives german manufacturers a lot of anxiety

>>149459199
same parent company took over the dicking
they can the issue is they dont actually give a shit
thy arent even doing a gt3 program anymore iirc
its that lul where a german company's balls retract and they go in hiding from motorsport. all of them do it from time to time but audi made commitments so now theyre phoning it in and hoping to turn a profit on the team slot sale

>>149459258
>same parent company took over the dicking
doesn't matter, porsche and audi were staffed by different people
its one thing i don't like about german manufacturers which is how they flip flop in motorsport
porsche is the only exception but then again they weren't even really a fully german company during their golden age

Max can't leave Red Bull unless he's fourth by Hungary

>>149459343
>audi diesel tech wasnt stolen by porsche owner to make porsche company unbeatable
they can make it happen but as ive said they dont give a shit
bought in on dts hype and team prices as an asset and the new management doesnt give half a shit about racing
theyll fart around for 4 years then sell

>>149459384
Which ironically would require jorj to beat him

>>149459415
porsche didn't use a diesel
they didn't even use the same engine configuration as any of the audis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-o6Xit6XkY

>>149459544
its not fair to dunk on me while im wasted
this is disabled abuse
im reporting you to
a relevant local authority yeah that works

>>149459882
get ova here. i'll hurt ya !!!

>next years april fools will be ai
shoot me

>>149453520
>>149454869
>>149457050
>>149458300
>>149454584

German F1 teams... why are they so shit?

>>149459680
i'm sorry jamaicanon
i take back everything i said

>>149460044
im not even mad
somehow i hallucinated the v4 was diesel all these years

>>149460004
lil bro thought he could sneak in twinkboi and we wouldn't notice

Norris is going to comfortably win Austria, the narrative will flip back to him and if he wins his home race next week, he'll comfortably run away with the championship.
It can't be stopped.

>>149454584
we got lacta too :DD

>>149452434
>nothing is bigger than lions tour
MUH DICK NIGGA

>>149454869
too old

something about mistakes

>>149460157
post betting slip

>>149460272
Not a degenerate gambler.

>>149460280
tutsi liar

Question /f1/, who is more autistic, Lance, Max, or Oscar?

>>149460385
(You)

>>149458300
>>149459009
Can an American expert confirm this?

>>149460385
Max is "good at math, but incapable of reading social cues " autistic, lance is "isn't allowed to pet animals" autistic, and Oscar is just a zoomer.

>>149460551
nah oscar aint a normal zoomer. he is clearly the school shooter type if he wasnt born rich

>>149460385
Lance is real autistic
Oscar is emotionless autistic
Verstappen is crime stats autistic

Shut the fuck up and go to sleep, Americans.

>>149460800
get a job faggot

>>149455887
Waiting for the scene with Vic Morrow

Just came out of this dumb movie.
So why did F1 officially license a Crashgate movie? Why is this how they want to promote the sport to normies? Literally every single thing about this movie was wrong in some way or another.

morning lads

>>149460800
I can't sleep anon, I keep thinking, how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

>>149460900
FUCK
not very comfy

excessive amount of homoerotic tension

pls send help, or else not gonna be able to shitpost my way through summer

ready for part 2 ?

>tfw it's currently 40°C in Texas
As usual.

Oops I mean 41°C

good morning
>>149460900
>>149460912
a second RARE mistake after a year
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/142634857/#q142657135
bonjour!

>>149460826
too soon you son of a bitch

>>149461016
joh maak je niet dik!

>>149461023
>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/142634857/#q142657135
let's make sure it doesn't happen again

>>149461016
>41
>@ 82% humidity
RIP, nigga.

>>149461106
it's ok though, those things happen

>>149461151
>brown mystery meat mutt
>thief
someone tell lando he's did a imperialism, he did a colonialism, he did a no-growth, he doesn't even understand the intersectional multiplicty of his crimes

>>149460946
that's a comfortably warm summer day around here

how many bongs until quali? who p1?

>>149461016
>Celsius
>MPH
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........................................

have a programme fellas
>SATURDAY 28 JUNE
FIA Formula 3 Sprint Race (21 Laps or 40 Mins +1 Lap) 10:05 - 10:50
FIA Formula 3 Press Conference 11:10 - 11:40
Porsche Mobil 1 Supercup Qualifying Session 11:20 - 11:50
FORMULA 1 THIRD PRACTICE SESSION 12:30 - 13:30
FIA Formula 2 Sprint Race (28 Laps or 45 Mins +1 Lap) 14:15 - 15:05
FIA Formula 2 Press Conference 15:25 - 15:55
FORMULA 1 QUALIFYING SESSION 16:00 - 17:00

also don't miss:
Promoter Activity Red Bull Drift Show 11:55 - 12:05
Promoter Activity Red Bull Drift Show (T1-T8) 13:40 - 13:50

>>149461151
Say, if there is a Red Bull / Oracle team, why no Monster / Alienware team?

>>149461249
>FIA Formula 3 Press Conference 11:10 - 11:40
>FIA Formula 2 Press Conference 15:25 - 15:55
you probably can't wait!

>>149461249
thanks anon

>0330 FP3
shant, see y'all in 7 hours

>>149461263
This man has definitely had someone catch him sticking his junk in a wheelgun

>>149461263
good night friend
down drown in the pacific

>>149461256
you can tell he thought about wrapping his lips around that mic

>>149461237
Thanks to Fronald Rumpf's new executive order, we now officially use both the metric and imperial system YAY!

>>149461016
>humidity
yea nar get fucked
fuck off
fuck that

>>149461016
meanwhile over here its been raining for 3 ( soon to be 4 )weeks in a row

>>149461279
>down
wtf
*don't
>>149461311
no thanks
>>149461320
skills issue

iggs game
>then
fkino
>then
quali
who /comfy/ here?

>>149461345
wait, are vrooms happening RIGHT NOW?

>>149461345
>Watch Iggs get raped by Collingwood
>Watch Oscar get raped by Lando
Wouldn't call that comfy.

tsolov got his award!
he's tanned and happy
still, he should either learn how to smile properly or not smile at all (and look all brooding and hot) though

>>149461337
>skills issue
im not complaining, on the contrary I would rather have this weather because otherwise I would be in the same hell as the burger anon, from may to july the weather usually sucks even with AC

>>149461351
rally >>149430962

>>149461360
right, enjoy your rain then friend! hope you're exactly as comfortable as you want to be

>>149461356
have a fornaroli with his award and bruno michel as well
hope both of them are enjoying it!

>>149461355
except babby iggs are going to pull off the shock of the decade before oscar claims pole by .7

>>149461369
cool

>>149461356
with many thanks to our new sponsor, KY jelly

they had a bunch of interviews on Bloomberg tv Friday morning because of the F1 movie, including the CCOs of F1 and Mercedes who both went out of their way to mention that nearly 50% of the F1 audience is female, and especially females aged 16-25 with current projections expecting that number to surpass 60% in the next 3 years
what does this mean for the sport?

>>149461249
>>149461356
ajde tsolov, u can do it!

>>149461427
>nearly 50% of the F1 audience is female, and especially females aged 16-25 with current projections expecting that number to surpass 60% in the next 3 years
in the us
and about 1-3 million people watch gp's in the us so they're talking about a rounding error
>what does this mean for the sport?
that they're betting on the wrong horse
they can't even get the gp rights sold for the amount they want in the us

>>149461427
That more men will fake an interest in it in the hopes of scoring an /f1/ chick. Lots more money for the sport.

>>149461427
entwinkification

>>149461467
>in the us
the Mercedes CCO mentioned it as worldwide numbers, US numbers are already plus 60% female as she noted in the interview

>>149461378
what bean burrito man didn't tell you is that he's being raped by the humidity as well.

>>149461427
>>149461467
bit more
>what does this mean for the sport?
not anything in the way it already presents itself because it's already ran by faggy and female brits currenty; it's already sanitised with the drivers and teams happily going along

I farted XD

>>149461530
so true!

>>149461505
that's just obviously nonsense
it's what she wishes because female empowerment (market)
dumb whore

>>149461536
>it's what she wishes because female empowerment (market)
it was more about what sponsors and teams are investing in. after she mentioned the numbers she mentioned mercedes releasing new trim versions of vehicles named after drivers in Euro and US markets that have been selling exceptionally well because they're marketed towards the female market, and the show noted various female targeted portfolios that have started to include F1 and F1 adjacent stocks because of their massive female audience worldwide
they also noted how in emerging markets like China the audience is as high as 80% female

>>149461505
iirc a couple of months ago someone shared a vid that explained how almost all the nonsense marketing data of eff juan is pure bullshit

My pet rat died.


gimi

>>149461590
vale

who will drive harse this week end?

>>149461427
>hey had a bunch of interviews on Bloomberg tv Friday morning because of the F1 movie, including the CCOs of F1 and Mercedes who both went out of their way to mention that nearly 50% of the F1 audience is female, and especially females aged 16-25 with current projections expecting that number to surpass 60% in the next 3 years
>what does this mean for the sport?
That the nature of putting out bullshit statistics that aren't backed up by anything except blatantly manipulated data has spread from LibertyMedia to Mercedes.
>>149461564
>they also noted how in emerging markets like China the audience is as high as 80% female
Bullshit, just look at the stands at the Chinese GP, there were plenty of women but 80%? Fuck no.
>>149461570
Got a link to it?
I've seen this article before but I'd be interested in that one as well.
https://entertainmentstrategyguy.com/2024/04/10/debunking-formula-1-media-narratives-yet-again/

>>149461596
The cat, as usual

>>149461590
My dogs killed a huge rat the other day. It had big balls

>>149461616
geewhiz harse are going to have two pussys racing for them then
does NOT bode well

>>149461619
What breed of dog?

>>149461640
NAAAHH it'll be fine

>>149461641
A chihuahua was the one that delivered the killing blow. It was the biggest rat I’ve seen in my life

>>149461673
R.I.P. Ratatouille, it was you that got cooked this time

>>149461679
Rip

At least it didn’t suffer. It was instant death

>>149461673
good fucking riddance

DUN DUN DUN jr

>>149461619
my dog used to do the same and she taught our current dogs to also kill rrrrats

>>149461564
>it was more about what sponsors and teams are investing in
like i said, betting on the wrong horse
if it really was going so well abc/espn would have renewed immediately
>selling exceptionally well
>massive female audience
we would need the actual numbers here to judge
she can just say anything

>>149448591 (OP)
remember when the only seat at the table left was next to max and instead of sitting there george cucked out and moved the chair next to lewis?

>>149461750
>if it really was going so well abc/espn would have renewed immediately
specifically, the nba got their expected (retarded) increase in their new contracts and that can only be based on similar 'we're all doing so well' numbers sold to sponsors, not on actual tv ratings as those are going down with cable tv dying

>>149461748
>rrrrats
>>>/vt/

>>149461783
yes, george is a queer

>>149461788
>based on similar 'we're all doing so well' numbers sold to sponsors, not on actual tv ratings
only morons still cling to TV ratings instead of actual metrics like online engagement

delpinobros we almost didn't make it

who's our guy in f3? any cute girls?

>>149461809
>actual metrics like online engagement
>actual metrics
haha

>>149461736
Indeed

>>149461748
I think it’s instinctual for dog to know how to kill rats. What’s not instinctual for them is to feel the need to kill them, but there is always that one crazy dog that teaches the others to truly hate rats

>papaya
no thanks

>>149461809
Morons like LibertyMedia you mean?
It's blatantly obvious online engagement of F1 is flat if not falling.
LibertyMedia uses still uses TV numbers because they can manipulate them in their own special way such as counting every round of F1 as being a unique viewer which is how you get viewership numbers of like 20 billion people despite that being 2x earth's population.

ooh go choo koo is actually doing well for once

what did goblando mean by this

dooka dood

asian drivers

field with the longest names in motorsports

gary paffett always with his very insightful commentary

>>149461446
>>149461356
tsolovbros!

>>149461467
yeah its likely horseshit for attracting advertising cause women are the most lucrative consoomer demographics now

ugo boogojooko bros...

why is ugo ugochukwu driving in black anyway? he's a mclaren junior...
...
...

>>149461947
you have to earn your papaya colours

TSOLOV YES

domingues car's kaputt
>>149461948
them's the papaya rules then?

naomi schniff's child will be another ogo oogoboogo

>>149461948
What will his humiliation ritual be to earn the papaya?

>>149461964
>the whale tail
fucken hell it gets worse

>Ugo Ugochukwu Orlandi was born in New York City on April 23, 2007. His father, Luca Orlandi, is an Italian fashion designer and his mother, Oluchi Onweagba,
>Ugo Ugochukwu Orlandi
>uses Ugo Ugochukwu, not Ugo Orlandi
what a fucking weirdo
and what a surprise he's a black american supremacist without actually being american

why is it always the home drivers who get KWABed

BADOER YOU RETARD

REMOVE BADOER
DELETE BADOER
DEPORT BADOER
FIRE BADOER
ANNIHILATE BADOER

badoer done papaya team orders there

>>149451989
What is the point of using negative space to make a '1' shape when there is already a 1 in the logo? It's not called F11.

Doohan mentioned

>>149460946
simply move to northern scotland like me. got here yesterday and it's bliss.

>ugo podium
based, love this shitter and his funny name

>>149449258
dont drink 9 liters of water a day you fucking retard

tower went on a trip at the end there

Anyone else miss Apex this season?
They brought an unparalleled energy to the grid last season.

shame tsolov didn't get a podium, but lanklet ugo did a good job
camara aint beating the speed merchant allegations

>not poisoning yourself with water all day every day
ngmi

>>149462136
What else is there to do in Spain?

>>149462153
very good question

what are they feeding FIAmommies?

>>149462167
My cum

Somehow Mercedes returned

>>149462078
don't you have some sort of mosquitoes roaming around ?
>Highland midge
one thing I hate more than heat are insects and mosquitoes

>>149462109
why? again, this is only in summer and i had a small kidney stone a few years ago for not drinking enough water
better to drink more than less

>>149462311
>better to drink more than less
no anon
stop being retarded
just drink the right amount

>>149462422
>>149462422
>>149462422

Just marathoned the movie in IMAX, Rush is the better F1 movie. The corporate F1 movie is a fine summer blockbuster though, which is what the execs want to deliver on.

dubs and ps3 crashes in q1