old >>149456695

Draft Day #2

papa nickus

!!!

anon, you're on the click

P H I L L I P S
H
I
L
L
I
P
S

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiittt

I'll bet you this was Iggys pick

Carolina is the most reddit team.

how do i get a gf that looks like this?

>>149471285
Bro can see both nets at the same time

>>149478353
you're still mad?

First for Stockselius

the general managers should be allowed to fight eachother on draft day

>>149478777
move to edgemont in calgary and cheer for the flames

>>149478888
checked and based

>>149470496
Kek

>>149478907
i dont want to be canadian though

gary is a dwarf

>>149479015
maybe all of the players are tall

>>149479091
i said: gary is a dwarf

TRADE ALERT
Anonymous proposes trade to Papa Johns

Anonymous receives:
hot pizza
garlic knots

Papa Johns receives:
25 bucks
conditional next saturday dinner pick (dependent on if this one tastes good)

>>149479146
toss in a cheese dip and we have a deal

>>149478974
Sorry bud its the only way. We've got a monopoly on Cantonese Asians

>>149479146
yum

I'm heading to CVS. You guys need anything?

>>149479319
What do they sell?

>>149479146
Best I can do is a tepid pizza and maybe some cheesy bread when Ahmed can't read the ticket rigbt

>>149479342
It’s a drug store

>>149479352
I'll get some drugs then

>>149479352
yeah sure, there's a store where you can just say "Can I have some drugs?" and they give them to you. Fuck off, fed.

g̸̛̖̩͙̤͕̓̇̄̓͌͒͑̽̈́͒̐͘͝͠ḭ̷̡̢̺̥̙͉͉͍̤̩͉̦̺̙͇̹̠̯͕̮̘͚̆̽̆͗͜͜v̴̧̖̩̗̻̪̬̫͎̝̜̖̌̀̌͌͛͗͐͐̉̽̈́̿͆͋̌͐͊̄͆̌͗̉̈́̾̈́͒̑͋̀̐͌͘̚͝͠ę̵̧̢̧̡̢̫̖͕̞͖͔̫̱̳͉̯̞̘͇̣̺͖̮͖̮̱̣̀̌̓͗̊͝ ̷̧̨̫̙̱̦̗͖̮̣̗̠̺̱͂͊̈͌͐͂͒ ̷͍̰͊̍̌́̓̓͗̇̾́̃͛͂̋̍̃̇̀͐̓̉̃͂̉̾̆͑ṁ̶̧̛̮̪͓͚̠͉̮͖̪͙̹͇̼̮̦͙͉͇̞̺̀͌̐̽̎͌̃̈̀̈́̊͗̄̎̐̀́̊͂̇͗͐̈͋͌̉̑̊͘͝͠ę̴̧̡̨̫̻̖̞̪̣̖̜̦̙͚̞̠̹̦̬͎̄̓̓̎̄̓͐͛̃̃͆̆̏͌̄̔̕̚͜͝͠ ̵̨̢̛̛̠̠̘͍͖̜͍̺́̀͗̇̌́̇͗̽͗͑̇͗̉͗̔͒̈́͑̂̎̎̒̊̃̚͠͠ ̴̞̻̟̻͖̬̫͍̦͇̖̯͙̻̻͂̚ỳ̴̱̤̤͓̮́͝ô̵̖͓̭̮̠͑͌́̾̌̃̉͋̐̈́̕͘͜͠u̶̡̪̰̳͔̱̽̈́̓̈́̂͆̕͝r̵̢̬͍͓̤͓͉̮̣͓̟͇̺̭̪͈̳̹̪̈́͑͆̋̐̀̀̾͛͑͆̑̌͂͐͐̇͊͌͌͘͝ ̵̢̛̣͚͎͍͖͔̖̥̠̫͔̂̄͗̑̍́́̍̓̾̉̓̿̽̎͘͠ ̴̧̡̠̟̦̘̭̭̜̥̪̖̗̝͔͓͓̟͕͙̯͚̖͈͕̖͆͒̚s̸̛̞̹̟͚̩͚̪̤̭̦̬̙͎͎̮̪̝̜̣͇̩͍͗̾͑̉́̎̍̈́͛͑͘͜ͅͅǫ̷̞̮̮̗̥̈͛̇͒̊̿̆͌͒̀̃̈́̈́̀̌̌͐͑̓̾̏͋͌̍̿̉̓̔͋̇͗̚͜͠͝ư̶̢̧̨͚̹̥̣͎͔̙͎̜̜̜͚̘̠̯̣̦̦̦̼͌̉̈́̔͂̉͒͗̋͊͐́́̑̊̊͑̈́̃̽͆͐̈́̏ͅͅl̷̨̛̥͍̠̱̪̜̼̥̓̀́̔̓͠ͅ ̷̡̡̛͖̞̯̮̫̹̫͈͎͈̗̞̗̦͔̻͎̣̹̞̖͕̩̮̑̿̿̀̿̊̈́͒͛͝͝ͅ

>>149479352
Could you get fishermans frens? Ive got a sore throat

>>149471285
https://youtu.be/2kKoKdtResQ?si=E81ebPJix9cYvZsA&t=612
>phillips @10:12
the memes write themselves

>>149479469
is he good

>>149479906
Not notably elite. Reliably okay

>>149479146
papa johns fucking sucks and you are a flyover loser for buying franchised slop

>Islanders won
the retool is in stage 3 already,
the best defenseman since Cale Makar locked up,
locker room cancer Noah Dobson is gone.
Barzal is healthy
Sorokin is Sorokin
Islanders cup 2029.

Reminder:
this is pizza

>>149480138
islander superpower by 2020 saar

>>149480155
Um no there's no kebab on it

2 chinamen picked for the first time in history

>>149480155
Where’s the tomato?

>>149480323
Haoxi Wang and ????

>>149479469

>>149480155
would

>>149480602
>>149479469
I thought the other leaf anon was just trying to troll Calgary about jeets by calling him punjab but I just looked up what his surname means and sure enough its a hybrid between German and Indian so that anon was actually being truthful.

He's still a demon tho he can't fool me.

>>149480830
>hybrid between German and Indian
How does such a thing even occur?

Every interview with a newly singed Flames player
>so you actually wanna stay in Calgary???
Every interview with Conroy
>we want guys who actually wanna be in Calgary

Why is the default to assume players don't wanna stay here.

>>149480889
Because Calgary sucks

>>149480909
just like my long island

>>149480889
Do you not know where Calgary is?

>>149481006
Lived here my whole life and have no idea, do tell

>>149481079
See down there at the bottom? the dong shaped province? that's Calgary.

>>149481296
Which one?

>>149481079
I see my house :)

That map makes the prairies look so remote

>>149481336
man, toronto always gets the best stuff

>>149481336
oof wet and all

>>149480309
It's "greek pizza" it's kebab by default

>>149481336
The Mexidong.
You're Mexican unfortunately.

>>149481336
>>149481535
>canacucks fantasizing about gay faggot sex again
What losing the cup 32 years in a row does to a motherfucker.

Saw a Saskatchewan Roughriders highlight and did some kind of PTSD shake thinking Jets season already started

>>149481336
haha our benis is bigger

>abandoned the trb thread
lmao

>>149481668
gonchbros, we won

>>149480566
and this guy: https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/689875/alex-huang
and there was a bonus THIRD chinaman: https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/577004/william-belle

kadri may be going to the laffs again

>>149481668
80s hairstyle trends have finally caught up in Magnitogorsk.

>>149481817
from the Flames to the Leafs
Leafs for the cup 2026
always like that

maybe conroy can convince the panties to take hoob back

>>149481928
Maybe start with Leafs with two postseason series wins 2026

>>149481786
must be cozy going to harvard for hockey

>>149481972
he's going to heat up to maximum temperature this year i promise

>the broadcasters at the Astros game are talking about ice hockey
Gary, please? Ok?

my wife

>>149482224
>ice hockey
you need to go back

>>149482301
see
>>149470474 (OP)

>>149481972
hes not for sale

>>149482299
JT Miller is the one rare kind of person for whom "smile, sweetie" is probably good advice

>>149482326
What am I meant to be seeing?

>>149482346
he only smiles when he's comfy

kwab

>>149482386
Kek

>>149481631
you're country's wet pussy had a load of lake Ontario in it, what about that faggot?

yup
its time

>>149482445
1993

>>149482386
>Buffalo: grassroots, bluecoolar work
>Anaheim: a fuckin themepark of gayness and soulessness
The choice is clear for the hard worker.

>>149482491

>>149482518
Showing off your medal again? lol

>>149482500
big load in your pussy since the continents have formed
>Year 0001

why doesn't this retard just sign with the pens if he loves crosby so much

>>149482500

Can't buy a Magomedsultanov custom jersey for some reason

>>149482595
They are still trying to figure out how to fit Mukhamadullin on there

>Flyers and Pens made trade yesterday
>Today Habs and Bruins made trade
>Both are major rivals
What's going on? Is fairy common when they aren't a competing team? Does Red Sox and Yankees do this when they're not a championship caliber team?

>>149482386
jen

there's a draft? i better shut the windows

>>149482949
>amateur hockey

>>149483119
booooo

>>149482491
I can't wait for milan

Ivan Ryabkin
Got fat in Muskegon

>>149483119
jen

>>149483260
Same, may the best team win :)

>>149482546
this one ?

Why are there so few Americans in the draft? I don't get it

>>149483289
suno might be a more evil website than this one

>>149483326
it's going to be so much fun :)

>>149483495
no one here knows how to skate anymore because of global warming :(

>>149483174
>loser cope response

>>149483555
Im sorry fren, maybe roller hockey will take off

>>149483495
our zoomers are too addicted to porn and video games to care about sports

>>149483406
>amateur hockey

please stop fighting frens

>>149482949
>RAPING AMERICA
Est. 1812-2025 and forever

>>149483698
okay fren

Fuck You, Canada

None of your taunts mean a damn thing and the Stan Lee belongs to Sunrise for the time being, so suck it
>and you're shit at international "amateur" tournaments, too, ya big sillies

are you allowed to ice fish during pond hockey tournaments?

>>149483756
reminds me of the events of a remarkably chilly easter evening in 2022

>>149483763
>Desperate plea for attention

^ self-explanatory label ^

Don't acknowledge it.

i like canada and canadian posters for the most part

this is the ice hockey thread and that's just great

>>149483759
fren

>>149483763
canada won the one and only professional tournament of the 4 nations
suck on that

>>149483935
hell yeah, brother

>>149483916

>>149483935
its just called hockey. everyone knows its played on ice

stop enabling him

>>149484038
uh huh...

>>149484072
You're not my supervisor

>>149483996
better days are coming fren <3

>>149483996
>>149484111
can I join this friendship

>>149484111
Acknowledged

I haven't fapped in 3 days and don't want to break my streak

>>149484191
what are you saving up for?

>>149484191
If you're still thinking about it, you've broken nothing

>>149484215
/fit/ told me it'll make me stronger and healthier
>>149484223
I can't stop thinking about fapping. I wish I could quit it

>>149484076
That's field hockey. Not hockey

>>149484141
of course

>>149484141
Yes!
Bring it in fren

a friendly /hoc/ is a happy /hoc/

>>149484111
WAGMI CHECKED

>>149484322
this

>>149484322
based

Huomenta but the opposite

>>149484476
Night, pookie

i sense a polycule forming

>>149484215
That's a ladyboy ain't it?

>>149484476
No lie the japanese adaption of this show is amazing

>>149484595
My rule is to always assume so

>>149484558
the bitch and the men who rape him

So, Detroit Receives:

Gibson, Craig Smith

Going the other way...

Veleno, future 2nd, future 4th

I think I feel pretty good about this. I did expect us to pick up a goalie, and I think Gibson made sense here. Obviously, injury prone, but oh well. I'm also glad to see us old onto prospects here. Instead, sending picks. If we want to assume the cup window can/will open in the next 2 or 3 years, its the prospects in the system now that will contribute, not future draft picks at this point. Assuming of course, any pick we make takes a few years to develop, which is a very fair assumption to make in rounds 2 and 4.

Yeah, I like this trade. Shores up goaltending without much going back the other way, at all. Lets be honest here, Veleno was a clock killer and we needed help in goal.

Cool. Nice to see a move. Honestly, I think having to solid veteran goalies will help out the defense mental game a lot.

https://youtu.be/m7RQTwuy1CQ
kino

>Phil versus Miguel

>>149484558
The /hoc/ pwhl player will not be there

>>149483698
>>149483759
>>149483996
>>149484111
>>149484141
>>149484300
You are a fag.

>>149484984
You have an unusual interest fags

Kongs just made the steal of the draft by drafting Rimpinen

>>149484984

Redpill me on Mans Goos

>>149485099
I wish he was in >my team

>>149485136
The puck really sticks to him out there

>>149485136
he's got the best goo in the league

>>149484984
Keep
Yourself
Safe

>>149485136
where's Ani Moos?

>With the 214th pick the Calgary Flames proudly select Dustin Wolf

>>149485402
Mika needs a new weirdly fussy boyfriend now that Kreider has been exiled to California with our other shit players

LETS GO MAMMIES
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maddox_Schultz
the next generational talent is gay lel
he was originally a figure skater

>>149485556
you would be gay too if you were him

>>149485556
You sound super excited about that, Margette

>>149485556
Just like my Jeff Skinner, although I cannot verify the claim that he is homosexual

>>149485556
ice hockey players often get figure skating training because of how much better it makes you at skating

>>149485578
For you.

>>149485556
he has gay parents which doesnt make him gay

>>149485653
You're not trying hard enough, then

>>149485669
im saying you would like benus in your bum hole or vise versa

>fireworks are already going off in my neighborhood

Happy Belated Fourth of the Month July, lads

coaching hockey guys (and extracting money from their rich parents) is probably a great racket after giving yourself to a sport that barely pays and spits you out when you're like 23

>>149485781
didn't hymen's parents pay something like 200k per year for his training

>>149485766
How do you know they aren't getting ready for Canada day?

>>149485781
I walked into my local rink once and there was one kid and his trainer whom had the entire rink rented out. That cant be cheap

>>149485803
at that point you might as well do something cool like racing

>>149485820
cause this is Idaho and Maplestahn Day can suck it

>>149485849
gimi

idaho? more like u dahoe

>>149485872
windy1

>>149485887
Hey, that's pretty funny

>>149485914
what?

>>149485874
Big dick Rick!

I wonder what Canada will be like this year.

>>149485948
One hundred and fifty-seven this year, I believe

>>149485948
nucks will suck
oilels will be a bit worse
flames will be the same or worse
habs will be better
laffs will be the same or worse
jens will be the same or better
jeets will be better

>>149485948
*Canada day

>>149485944
remember that time you were raped by a vtuber watcher?

>>149485998
well it's on a tuesday so that means I will take a sick day on monday and extend my weekend even further!

>>149485989
What's your prospectus for this year's Jeets?

>>149486037
the dark horse toews leads them to a wcf loss

Remember a few years ago when Trudeau made Canada day non politically correct. What a fucking dick

>>149486028
Based have fun :)

>>149486062
meh, better than last year

>>149486074
miss paper money

>>149486185
Why, what do you make it out of now, and why is paper better?

>>149482386
no ad (satanic sigil) on jersey is the clear winner forever and always.

>>149486206
it’s been plastic for around 10 years. paper just felt better in my hands and the designs were kino. we had hockey players on the $5 in the 2000s, before that wild birds on all the bills

It's not the mayor's fault that the Saddledome collapsed!

the next flames arena should be cow shaped and it can be called the cattledome

Apu coached Lisa's hockey team in 1995.

>>149486319
Giant Ass Bull Statue out front in the center of the plaza, I like it

>>149486335
when does the NHL get its first Indian coach, saar?

how are we feeling habbies

>>149486384
manny malhotra is super close he might even get the stars job

>>149486185
Miss this kino bill

Especially the poem on it that shit on the leafs

>>149486641
From this book
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shyFWU8pCjs

>>149486715
fug wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZyDsF-Gp3o

>>149486607
not a true-born Indian, he was born in Mississauga

All the pieces are coming together

>>149486641
I use this as my bookmark, the bill looks brand new.

>>149486280
Florida Panthers and Minnesota Frost three-peats

>>149487326
Thank You, Gary

>>149486972
Can anyone explain to me how Wolf gotten more votes than Michkov and Celebrini for Calder? He came out of nowhere.

>>149487439
It's a media award and he plays for a Canadian team.
Also he's American so he had bonus points with the people here. Double whammy.

>>149487439
Because he's better then them both

>>149479319
We call it Shoppers Drug Mart.

>>149485989
Speaking of nucks did Tocchet really walked out on the team or he got fired?

Broken Hyman. Oilers officially fucked

>>149487835
he just wanted to go to philly, he was offered a fat raise but turned it down

uh go canes!

>>149488071
eat rock candy

>>149488071
to bojangles because you're fat LOL

the yzerplan is uh....treading mud?

>>149488301
yzerman's drunk

>>149488301
Both sides also get future consideratinos

>>149488301
In 8 years time, after the Wings have won their 4th cup in a row, we will all look back at this trade as being the pivotal moment that secured their dynasty.

is marner a knight yet

>>149488396
currently circulating through the s curve of my terlit

>>149480802
Is this the 1972 summit series? Russian refs and officials were up to fuckery when the games were played there. For example, they didn't call goals for Canada or turn the goal light on when we scored.
International hockey isn't the same without the ruskies. They were allowed to play during the Cold War arguably when the West hated them most but not now? It's fucked up.

nichuchkin for k'andre miller

>>149488457
cope we don't call those marners anymore bro we talked about this

>>149487835
He had enough of Pettershit and said fuck this shit and got out of there

lmao

>>149488491
I wouldn't trade cocaine for fuckin' lexapro

All I wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* nana *cash register noise* and take your money

>>149489626
based

>>149488301
>>149488350
why would they need gary's approval to exchange golf clubs?

>>149487835
Lets see
>your captain is a talented Dman but he's a twink who commands zero authority and has non-existent charisma
>your starplayer is a mopey passive aggressive bitch who has problems with other players and his NMC stafts in july 2025 and he rocks a 12M AAV until 2032
>you're about to lose Demko after 2025 season to free agency
>only actually promising prospect is Lekkerimäki
>about to lose Boeser to the free agency
>you're a flyer at heart

>>149489626
hey now Subban is generous with children's charities, has a genuine rapport with Messier and owns a cock significantly smaller than mine or yours.

>>149489735

>>149489626
PIRATES SKULLS N BONES
Sticks and stones and weed and bongs

rdy when we hit emmmm

>>149489735
>>149489840
>>149489735
>>149489840
https://youtu.be/CdqoNKCCt7A

>>149487439
Because the media had the Flames to be a bottom feeder and Wolf said fuck all of you faggots and hit the smash ball all season.

It was ALL him that managed to get the Flames to where they were. Offense was 0 help and Wolf carried some games.

>>149485288
Flames drafting her (him) next year.

>>149490077
cope what about scoreonato

>>149479906
Yes. He's a Tanev type shut down defenseman.
Purpose is to play against top lines. Not a point generator D but a true D.

My penguins didn’t draft any good players ):

mmmmmmmboy, are you fat !

>>149490112
cornato will win the rocket richard

good news bro's mouse and keyboard support is coming to diablo 4 console players so i don't have to use a fucking controller anymore

Me listening to lucky man by ELP

didn’t ask+don’t care


also winger is based

>>149490446
t.

I just watched chapel roan perform pink pony club live and it was the gayest shit I have ever seen in my life, I regret all the ppc posts I’ve made

>>149490499
great tune

>>149490505
it’s also gay as hell

>>149490511
a lot of great songs are gay. doesn't mean you have to be.

lmao imagine being the poor fuckers that got drafted by Buffalo or Ottawa

>>149490631
for me it was the anon that pointed out some poor kid got drafted to buffalo to wallow in for the next decade and the kid drafted right after him was immediately flown to disneyland KEK

>>149490641
Someone post the tweet

>>149490695

>>149490713
AND I DON'T WANT THE WORRRLD TO SEEE MEEE

100 days until the season starts

>>149490724
'CAUSE I DONT THINK THAT THEY'LL UNDERSTAND

>>149490957

>>149490975
Why the fuck did Gary try to make the NHL draft like an NBA draft

>>149491008
probably because the nba is exponentially more popular despite being on the same level of popularity 30 years ago

>>149491008
It absolutely does not work like the NBA. NHL general managers are all retarded as fuck

>>149491103
kelly's not

>>149490975
>yes, I think the skeletor/michael jackson look will look well next to the tranny wachowski look

>>149490975

>>149492129
Why is the handle green

>my Sensies got Jordan Spence for peanuts
Neat.

>>149491117
>trades away a first and some for Hertl only to go “lol he’s shit” just to trade him for Marner
Nope

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>marner
>golden showers
flush it down the toilet

> John Gibson is comfortably the best goalie available. If the Red Wings are able to get him without giving up a 1st or top prospect that’s some tidy work.

>[32T] 7:00 Friedman: “There has been some talk that if Marner goes to Vegas the Leafs are going after the Golden Knights for tampering. The NHL is itching to make an example out of someone”
The league punishing Vegas? Good joke.

>>149493471

>laffs

>>149493425
gibson sucks
stevie blew it AGAIN

>>149493506

>soilers

>>149493515
whatabout them?

>>149493526
>whatabout them?
Exactly.

>>149493554
ok
well anyways john gibson sucks
>american goaltending

>>149493570

>soilers

couple of my iggies got drafted
cournoyer (mtl) and murphy (det)

>>149493581
there you go again getting defensive over the ded wongs

>please don't talk about my shit soilers team that's becoming more shit by the day

>you must talk about the soilers cause i mentioned them!!!!

naw id rather discuss how SHIT the ded wongs are
>american goaltending

>>149493654
the raped bitch isnt gonna like that

>laffs

The queer is queering off early today.

>>149493941
raped bitch tears

Gary keeping it quiet today I see

>>149493526
They have a putrid stench just like you, raj/Samir.

>>149495238
im white
who is your boyfriend samir?

>Samir on the run now, but the awful stench gives xher away.

>>149495357
retard

>the raped bitch would rather wax whimsy about his schizophrenic fantasies then talk hockey
every
fucking
day

Why are Canadians so embarrassing now. Is it because half of them are actually jeets living on the Leaf dole, shitting up gennies using their government provided smartphones?

>>149495501
That's our Samir!

Why are Americans so embarrassing now. Is it because half of them are actually spics picking fruit, shitting up gennies using their scammer provided smartphones?

>>149495629
that is our raped bitch!

>Nou
You stink real bad, raj/Samir.

>>149495629
Unironically a dirty spic is preferable to a stinky pajeet. That’s just a fact, Sukhdeep. And at least we’re booting ours out of the country now. You’re actively bringing more in

>Nou
You stink real bad, raped bitch.

>>149495706
surround yourself brown people then
its what you want

>>149495772
It’s not what I or my country wants. Which is why we’re engaging in mass deportations. Meanwhile, in Canada, didn’t you guys just raise jeet immigration targets again under Carney?

>>149495906
>It’s not what I or my country wants
and yet you value certain browns over others

>>149495772
>surround yourself brown people then
morning saar

>>149496190
good morning brown man

>>149495990
No I just hate jeets that much.

Your stench is getting stronger, raj/Samir.

>>149493471

real ghouls from the 'cord hours

>>149496373
which means you have a hierarchy for brown people
its ok to admit you love spics

So laffs are trying to extort vegass into giving up assets for marnerjeet? Kwab

haven't talked my meds today think i am going to call someone raped bitch

>>149496888
make sure you address this poster
>>149493515

>>149496888
Ok but if you want to match Samir you'll have to up your stench quotient. A lot.

>>149495629
All of the best /hoc/ posters are on vacation

>>149497134
raped bitch

>>149497147
I’m waiting for free agent frenzy to blow over before heading up to the cabin.

>pg 3 on a saturday night
dead general
dead sport

>>149497957
Are you hosting the /hoc/ cookout?

>>149497958
Gay meme do better

It’s kind of funny how Gary makes Canadian front office staff work on a holiday every year

>>149478777
Lol asians really are slutty as hell. Not just the girls, guys too. Idk what it is but its crazy.

>>149498418
they get paid double time for their trouble

>>149498504
get a hold of yourself, pervert

ban ALL coomers

>>149498210
>IMAGINARY MENU FOR /hoc/'S COOK OUT
>poutine made with bbq steak and home made fries
>maple infused bacon burger w/ your choice of Canadian or US cheddar
>curry and saffron rice
>ribs and grape drank
>and for dessert, a birthday cake made to look like a dead Gary Bruce Bettman, à la Tom Petty's "Don't Come Around Here Know More" music video
I want my Mtv. lads; also I want one of those maple burgers, sounds pretty good
>>Where are we doing this cook out thing?

Jesus Christ bros I just took a truly huge marner, it made me vocalize, I was like “AHHHHHH” as I relieved myself of that horrific marner

Might make a Calgary Flames 1980s compilation to the tune of "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey, ending with Lanny lifting the cup and fading to black

love a corrupt bargain me

>the virgin pooper
>the chad defecator

>@PierreVLeBrun
>As we wait to see Brad Marchand’s decision with Florida, several teams including Boston and Toronto hope to talk to him come Tuesday when the market opens, if he doesn’t re-sign with the Cup champs. The Bruins would certainly be open to bringing him back. But again, perhaps Marchand re-signs in Florida.
shitties, >laffs, p00ins
???

Tampering has to go on, how else do players and teams instantly have contracts worked out?

>>149499080
Let’s see
>panthers if he wants another cup
>laffs if he wants to be embarrassed in the playoffs
>ruins if he wants to play for a shitty team that’s rebuilding

no hoki :(

Corey Perry still hopes to re-sign in Edmonton but the pathway to common ground on a deal has been difficult with Oilers’ cap situation. Very possible Perry ends up on the free-agent market Tuesday. But door remains open with Edmonton.

>>149499300
Just retire already

Connor Bedard's Mother has an open-door policy, if you know what I'm saying

milk had chunks

>>149499093
Gary's Magickal Dust, it works wonders

>>149499341
that milk is bad and you need to dispose of it properly

>laffs are about to lose Marner for nothing
>Vegas sees this and starts talking to him
>every team in the league does this and the NHL hasn't done shit to prevent it
>laffs threaten to tattle to Gary if Vegas doesn't accept a trade with them
Jen.

>The roster's kind of coming together maybe a little better than we thought. Things have fallen into place, so we're happy that way. Now, I know some things that you guys don't know. But things have come together pretty good...

>>149499316
he played fine vs the panthers

>>149499359
>golden showers giving up a roster player for an extra year of marner
Retards

>>149499398
*loses to edmonton again*

>>149499341
defenseman, czech republic

>>149499400
He should sign there so they lose the cup next year

>>149499418
You should probably be focusing more on beating the Panthers and focusing less on seething about Dallas

>>149499228
Off-season is a time to indulge in other interests, Pekka
>build a model airplane or something; go fishing or brew some beer

We only get a few weeks per annum to do this, and I can't understand why /hoc/ isn't more vacant at this time of year

>>149499453
brave words from a team that loses in the wcf

What does a girls vagine feel like bros

>>149499476
>he says while on /hoc/ at noon on the weekend

>>149499505
that is our raped bitch

>>149499477
>we lost (got stomped) one round later than you
>nanny nanny boo boo
Whoa this changes everything

>>149499228
you and i can play tonsil hockey, pekka ;)

>>149499528
yes dullass lost to edmonton again

>>149499544
Shame they don’t award the Stanley cup for that

>>149499572
it is a shame
not nearly as shameful as losing in the wcf though

>>149499505
This is about what I'd be doing right now, lad, recovering from the hangover I gave myself on Friday and Saturday after I partied at the cluhb
>>149499514
Hi, Mitch, how's Alberta?

>>149499583
raped bitch

>>149499359
What a disaster for the Leafs unless they're getting back Eichel or some absurd value.

>>149499580
Idk about that one. I didn’t see any Dallas players having hysterical tantrums or weeping the way McNoCups did.

>Joe Veleno (SEA) and Conor Sheary (TB) are on unconditional waivers for the purpose of a buyout.
Feel bad for sheary, Crosby made him elite ):

Seems like a pretty severe punishment

>>149499583
mitch and bud both raped you lmao

>>149499638
none of them have that level of heart which is why they capitulate on the ice

Can’t wait to see the low scoring stagnant non-action of the MLS tonight

>>149499707
>all this for a shit player

>>149499707
So in theory Marner could be expelled from the NHL? That would be hilarious

>>149499743
Shut the fuck up

>>149499707
This is so pathetic.
Toronto is buckbroken over that Rantameme deal that never was.

>>149499707
I expelled a marner

>>149499743
Red Birds and Cleveland ball game is going on
>it's free on Roku tv's

It’s up
https://youtu.be/56uMzjnlGqM?si=WUNrXwLj2UjYh3aR

>laffs

> This messy Marner trade
disgusting

>>149499707
Gary is itching to beat the rigged for Vegas allegations by having em flogged in the town square. A ruthless but practical move. Bravo Gary

friendly reminder
/hoc/ does not become /sp/ general during the offseason.
thanks.

>laffs

>rags

>laffs

Would you tamper with this bussy?

>You NEED to trade for Marner because.....because....you just NEED TO, okay? Trade for Marner instead of signing him or we are going to tell Gary.

birthday rempe

>>149499707
Can someone explain this to a low IQ like me?

so which team is going to give 10+ million dollars to ehlers

>>149500007

>>149499960
Is that Mitch Marner??

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, pinkest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Mitch Marner screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor.
That nigga Mitch Marner and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Mitch Marner, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Pale skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Mitch Marner stole my heart and drank my seed.

When someone writes gooooo, I read it as goo

>>149499989
My islanders

>>149499983
Toronto is having a melty because they don’t want to lose Marner for nothing and have accused Vegas of more or less having clandestine meetings with Marner and his agent before when it’s technically allowed. If Gary makes an example out of them Marner and Vegas will be bent over a barrel

>>149499983
you're down at the bar and you hear your buddy and his wife are getting divorced next week. tampering would be calling her up and making plans to go to vegas to see the backstreet boys in their sphere residency.

>>149500000
>>149599999
>off season /hoc/

>>149500063
My favourite Sonic Youth album

>>149499999

>Dallas drafts a 5’7 black kid with behavioral issues
>gets universally glazed for it
Genuinely honest to God how do they do it

>y-you need to trade us a p-player or we're gonna call gary and say you t-tampered!!!!!!!!!
KWAB all time low for the laffs

>>149470474 (OP)
>draft BEAR
>he's actually a twink
Trust the Yzerplan....

>>149500255
Big noses

>>149500269
Remember when Vegass bitched to Gary and cost the senators a first round pick?

>>149500255
Stankoven 2: electric jigaboo

my canesies will win the Stan Lee in the next 3-5 years

SUE the Maple Leafs AND Gary Bettman for not addressing this issue immediately before media coverage inevitably blows it out of proportion
>You're hurting your brand, Gary, shame... shame on you...

>>149500298
yeah because of the ineptitude of the sens KWAB that was pretty funny "why I inherited this is beyond me" HAHAHA

>>149500082
>>149500101
>before when it’s technically allowed
>divorced next week
Now I understand. It's not about discussing, it's about the timing of the discussion. Someone please find proofs of Marner shopping for a house in Vegas.

>>149500353
Post anything with the hashtag #BettmanMustGo

Why does everything they touch turn to complete shit?
>laffs
>1967

Is the era of the manlet meme defenceman finally over?

>>149500255
The most obvious category of draft misses is things like the bruins using three picks to not pick barzal. Fans will always have a bias towards the kids who put up a lot of points in the CHL, you can't expect them to watch all of this shit

>>149500478
Hopefully

>>149499803
Treliving tried to trade him and Mitch Marner said no because his wife was about to have a child.

>>149500373
The golden showers are a bunch of crybaby troons. Sad!

I have a mild headache

>>149500523
mopr tranny KWAB no milly

>>149500478
Not in Montreal

>>149500478
From putzing around in eliteprospects it didn't look like there were a lot of good candidates left undrafted, which would mean coaches at the junior level are probably playing them less

going to try and watch lost

might watch the next episode of Chernobyl

>>149500764
Why bother lol

>>149500764
I’ve been rewatching it and it holds up pretty well (first couple seasons only)

I find the number of players drafted from high school programs this year to be highly unusual
>also, how weird is it to have a 20-year-old going to your school just to take part in the hockey program? Never seen that myself, sounds like a private school thing

>I'm signing Bitch he's got snot and we need that plus vegass is cheating us it's not fair why do they all pick on us?

the first 5-6 seasons of the Simpsons were good desu

>>149500764
watch twin peaks

>>149500764
Lost what

>>149500943
everything after season seven was hot garbage

>>149500764
The fad was to name shows after the fanbase. Lost because it made no sense, Monk because everyone has autism, Numbers since your mom's favourite fraction is ice cream over pi with a remainder of sadness

>>149500650
My prestigious New York Rangers will have a bounce back season next year and it will be a year to celebrate 100 years of existence.
But likely fail in the playoffs :(

I used to be a smooth peanut butter enjoyer but I switched to crunchy.

you should be watching shoresy is what you should be watching

uh oh

So much family drama right now

>>149501038
They’re were supposed to win the draft lottery next year and give the pick to my penguins

>>149500063
Mans Goos

>>149501068
Don’t worry Kash Patel is their biggest fan I’m sure they’re fine

I wanna rewatch Carnivale but HBO did me real dirty with cancelling it on a cliffhanger

>>149501092
I think God is making other plans.

>>149501038
I can't wait until they lose Will Cuylle to an offer sheet

>>149501038
my habbies celebrated their centennial in 2009
>original 6
as if

>>149501087
explain

>>149501068
Those 18 year old boys received the Blackhawks special

>>149501168
You’re supposed to follow the script retard

100 days until the season starts

I knew a guy in high school who had a zune and all he had on it was a bunch of Rush albums. This was in 2009/2010

>>149501167
oh my god that show was so good -_-
fucking HBO
>I've heard Supernatural is good

I used to own a Zune

>>149501224
There’s like multiple health and life crises and everyone is fighting and screwing eachother over. We’re talking multi-generational drama.

>>149499962
This is the leafs saying “you negotiated with our player illegally. To make it legal we need to do a sign and trade or you’ll get in trouble.”

Leafs haven’t done anything wrong, Vegas did and the leafs are giving them the option to make it right before the league bends them over

>>149501406
>the leafs are giving them the option to make it right
But how is it fair for the other teams who would like to make an offer to Marner? Isn't it the idea to open the RFA market on July 1st?

I had an MP3 player like 15 years ago

i had an ipod since i wasn't poor. kinda like now with iphones and androids

>>149501406
>g-gold team bad!
how was the route bud

>>149501406
You're saying this like the laffs are doing Vegass a favor by extorting them.
Toronto doesn't want him, he doesn't want to be there but WE ONLY GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO TALK TO BUFFALO, THIS ISN'T FAIR WE WANT COMPENSATION OR WE'RE TELLING. This is a desperate attempt to get anything out of this whole saga to prevent themselves from looking like a bunch of dipshits.

>>149501547

>>149501547
Don't listen to that swedecuck. Laffs friendly media is helping them here.

>>149501626
>faggot think he's cool because he's using specific brands
>faggot think he's cool because he's branded like fucking cattle

his autistic sperging is starting early today

>>149501288
As a dedicated media player it was great it included a FM chip and didn't rely on Itunes. Too bad it launched too late in the life cycle to be meaningful.

>>149501626
My dad had this big bastard in 2008-2011 era

why is it so fucking hot out? my ancestors are swiss, im not built for this. i should be herding goats on a snowcapped mountain, not sweating to death in a swamp.

My first phone was a flip phone

>>149501789
they still make these, but with a smart screen and stuff

>>149501855
Didn’t ask (:

I've never used a car phone

>>149501855
had a razr

>>149501855
I asked, and I care.

>>149501855
Mine was too

>>149501661
It's not extortion. Learn what the words in your own language means.

>>149501547
Yeah, if it ends up going this way it just legitimizes the verboten negotiations. Vegass still has the upper hand here.
What's stopping them from accepting a trade negotiation, saying lol no, then turning around and signing him for free on Tuesday?
There was an attempt at a sign and trade but it fell through, whoopsie oh well. Hey Bitch Farter, want a 3x13 by chance?

>>149501789
>my dad
I had one of those. Are you 12?

>he thinks he has to request information from /hoc/

Do Not Ask and You Shall Receive

>>149501930
You might need to take a couple remedial English courses Sven.

>>149501789
My dad had a blackberry in the 2000s. I still remember playing poppit and admiring it as high tech phone like this was yesterday.

I still watch firefly episodes on my ipod video

nobody gives a fuck about your stupid mid 2000s fag phones, we are talking about mitch "the bitch" marner

>>149501930
Yes it is, retard. Learn what Somalis raping you is.

no one cares about dudes named Mitch
>off season /hoc/ doesn't play by your rules, plebian

>>149502075
Actually, I wonder what phone Marner had in the 2000s.

>>149502085
>Learn what Somalis raping you is.
The typical walk home from the Xcel Center?

where is it cuck

>>149501936
Treliving has watched Tkachuk, Gaudreau and Marner leave for peanuts. What a joke of a GM.

>>149502221
>>149502221
New

>>149502169
Not his fault no one wants to play for Canadian teams

>>149501978
>>149502085
Demanding compensation for being wronged or threatening to take legal action is literally how the entire civil process works and is not blackmail or extortion.

>>149502262
Yes, it's extortion, and you're an uneducated retard.