Canada Day edition.
/hoc/vious: >>149529905

https://youtu.be/mp4xmayNpbM?si=RNXBxnFD75QPLrpH

Thread theme

>>149535226 (OP)
>>149535226 (OP)
>>149535226 (OP)

about to take a matthews in my tavares. stomach has been acting up all day

*drops a marner*
it stinks in here

Brb going to the bar for latino criminals (I fit right in)

>>149535226 (OP)
Why is Canada day in the Fag Month?
Kinda sus

>>149535226 (OP)
Happy Canada day

>>149535247

>>149535266
we don't call them that here

>>149535275
It's tomorrow retard

>>149535275
lol
>american education

too many zany whims of insanity have been allowed merit since our playoff matchup ranking was purposely perverted from the traditional 1-8 format.

We need a rebrand for the core 4. Some quick ones I came up with are the key 3 or the chad triad

>>149535293
>Celebrating early
What a fag

https://youtu.be/Yzo6Otpgj-E
Happy Canada day

>>149535298
what, you don't like watching the same matchups 4 years in a row?

>>149535272
>build a winning culture
>build a culture where fans support you
>build a culture inside the locker room where the team play for one another, not for highlights and paycheck
>dont let sensationalist media and arrogant fans shit on you because there is no "we have expectations because we won a cup when I wasn't alive"

Lmao and the place where they build this is a place that has no ice

>>149535301
the Loss Posse.

>>149535301
the insignificant triplicate

He actually learned that he will never win a cup with a canadian team. Why can't McDavid be like him?

>“The 28-year-old right-shot top-four Calgary Flames defenseman doesn’t have a full no-trade clause (he has a modified one), but the 2026 unrestricted free agent’s ultimate hammer is that he controls which team he would be interested in extending with as part of a trade-and-sign scenario,” LeBrun wrote. “As of Monday, the team that tops his list, league sources told The Athletic, is the Vegas Golden Knights.”
:^)

>real stephen hours
i feel dumber already just by being in his presence

Shall be watching Scott Pilgrim vs. the World to celebrate

>>149535334

>>149535323
>he cucked out and submitted to gary
he's a fag for being weak

>>149535280
Thanks you too :)

>>149535287
Finland mentioned

>>149535334
i like the brie larson version of that metric tune

>>149535341
Damn didn't know you canadians were coping this badly about it.

>>149535301
The Trinity of Virginity

>>149535348
you the one who starts the Brie threads on /tv/ all the time?

>>149535342
there day is on the 4th retard

Is Marnerjeet swinging from a ceiling fan?

>>149535301
When we last won the cup there were 6 teams in league-trio

>>149535354
Trust me I am so torn up about it

>>149535348
Larson doesn't sing it

stay scared m8 status??

>>149535367
>there day
HELLO SAR HOW R U TODAY SAR???

>>149535394
Pending because planning the parade

>>149535341
>leaving a dogshit team with dogshit fans, dogshit management, and dogshit media who haven't won anything in 60 years is weak
seems like the opposite to me :)
>>149535366
no, tv is gay. i miss /tpg/ though.
>>149535391
yeah she does retard. the movie version. emilie haines or whatever her name is didn't allow that version to be released until a couple years ago KWADB

>>149535301
The Jim Crow Trio

honestly the total indian security overhaul at my local chain grocery of choice is more beneficial to my cheese thievery than maybe expected.

>>149535301
The Intersex Triplex

>>149533993
>Toronto offered Marner 13.5 x 8
>Marner wanted at least 14
>Toronto tried to talk out to Marner's camp all season
>Marner's camp ghosted Toronto
>Toronto tried to trade Marner to Carolina for Rantanen
>Marner blocked the trade
>Vegass Golden Showers asked Toronto if they could talk with Marner's camp to do a sign and trade
>Toronto said yes
>Vegass Golden Showers talked to Marner's camp, agreed to a 7 year contract to sign him without a trade on July 1st
>Toronto said that the reason why Vegass could talk to Marner's camp was because of the trade so they threatened Vegass with going to the league with proof of tampering
>Vegass showered their pants with golden liquid and signed Marner to an 8 year contract and traded Nic Roy to Toronto

I posted earlier today about Duncan BC being a shithole and someone replied with "How many natives were on the bridge?" Well I told the same thing to someone IRL who's not a 4channer and he asked the exact same question LOL I showed him the comments and he laughed hard for a good couple minutes
>>149526753

>>149535452
whenever our hockey team bussed down the island we'd always have that guessing game

based thread

>>149535439
>>Toronto tried to trade Marner to Carolina for Rantanen
false. marner would've been going to vegas in this trade, but the assets for carolina couldn't be ironed out.
>Vegass Golden Showers asked Toronto if they could talk with Marner's camp to do a sign and trade
>Toronto said yes
>Vegass Golden Showers talked to Marner's camp, agreed to a 7 year contract to sign him without a trade on July 1st
>Toronto said that the reason why Vegass could talk to Marner's camp was because of the trade so they threatened Vegass with going to the league with proof of tampering
>Vegass showered their pants with golden liquid and signed Marner to an 8 year contract and traded Nic Roy to Toronto
source?

>>149535452
The most beautiful girl I've ever seen was working in the Dollarama in Duncan.

>>149535452
when people say a remote town of bc is "nice" they just mean it has more than a canadian tire and some loblaws store.

>>149535483
>laffs

KWAB

>>149535463
>false. marner would've been going to vegas in this trade, but the assets for carolina couldn't be ironed out.
source?
>>149535463
>source?
Darren Dreger
Elliott Friedman

>>149535483
The laffs have NEVER in their 108 year history won 3 (three) rounds of playoffs.

>>149535422
When I was a kid I used to poke holes in the big expensive blocks of supermarket cheese. I'm lucky they didn't put that one in the triad

>>149535439
>they offered Marner 13.5x8
>13.8x8

How do they pay for half a year, retard-kun?

>>149535490
https://www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/maple-leafs-golden-knights-almost-pulled-off-mitch-marner-trade-involving-mikko-rantanen/
>Darren Dreger
>Elliott Friedman
neither one of them gave that sequence of events. i implore you to prove otherwise, since the burdern proof is on you.

DWIWB!

:^)

ITMTT?

IAYCAAB!

kwab

my flames haven't won 2 rounds since 04 :(

>>149535483
That’s two post season series wins for John Tavares on the laffs and they rewarded him with a contract 20% lower and 33% shorter than Marchand’s. JT is losing $7M just this upcoming season by not taking islanders offer in 2018

>>149535498
That's absolutely grim. People in FLORIDA and LA have seen it happen twice and win a cup even lmai

>>149535539
Something the Canacucks will never have! lol

>>149535512
that one offended you a bit didn't it lol

who is more popular in south florida, back to back cup winner matthew tkachuk or inter miami?

Now the leafs can sign Kessel and keep a big 4

so did logan mailloux just follow the bridgeport islanders on instagram because he likes them so much

>>149535548
Which one?

>>149535560
Remember every numale was seething at him because he got his dick sucked?

>>149535514
Thank you for the Tavares facts. Now can you describe what his cum tastes like? Me being a Maple Leafs fan I love the taste of semen.

dangle keeps calling nicolas roy "nikola" roy kwab

>>149535590
Who watches dangle anymore

>>149535580
They came for him, then they came for the 2018 WJ champions. My nation hates our boys for getting some.

>>149535596
you tell me

>>149535599
Sad

>>149535514
they arent really the same type of contract, since marchand is on a 35+ contract while tavares was just a ufa. but i get it, this is your first season watching.

>>149535583
I love hockey. But goddamn why are we cursed with having to deal with canadians here?

>>149535596
the Sirs enjoy his videos

>>149535614
>nooooooooooo he's 34.999 years old it's not the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he weighs heavily on my mind these days

>>149535509
>https://www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/maple-leafs-golden-knights-almost-pulled-off-mitch-marner-trade-involving-mikko-rantanen/
>Austin Nivison
Never heard of her. Not a trusted source.
>>149535509
>neither one of them gave that sequence of events.
Yes they did. If you'd followed it from the start when Fridgeman spoke on 32 thoughts you would know this.

>>149535619
we're all in this together friendo

>>149535614
>If a player signs a multi-year deal after turning 35, and the contract includes signing bonuses in later years or is front-loaded with salary, the team will continue to count the full cap hit of the contract, even if the player retires or is sent to the minor leagues. This is to prevent teams from using older players to manipulate the salary cap.
that just makes it worse for Tavares

Kitties xeeted about Ekblad and posted articles about him but have mentioned nothing official about Marchand. Could the league be blocking it as a cap circumventing illegally long contract?

>>149535636
if you read the article, it posts the original source from james mirtle from the athletic. something you've cited many times :)

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6409782/2025/06/09/free-agency-nhl-offseason-rumors-mitch-marner-mirtle/
>y-yea they did!
nope. that sequence of events was never reported on. he was a coy pusy jew bitch when talking about >le potential tampering.

head back to the drawing board tranny and finish delivering those newspapers kek, kwab even

>>149535656
They could, but they won't.

>>149535656
Ebklad was drafted and grew up in Florida. He was there during the bad times and helped the team eventually become back to back champions. Marchand jumped on a moving train.

>>149535635
>career -80
Big oooooooooof

Ehlers gets at least 10 mill aav easy today who's gonna give it to him?

30 goal rempe

>>149535621
I want to hang out with canada's barely literate punjabi longhaul truckers they're probably way cooler than me

>>149535663
>something you've cited many times
Source?
>that sequence of events was never reported on
Yes it was. Look through their tw*tter feeds and listen to fridgeman's podcast

Simple as.

See ya after you've done those tasks!

>>149535684
How come this one didn't feel half as good as 2010?

>>149535683
Detroit.
He won't sign with Detroit being he's just escaped the crime ridden frozen wasteland of Winnipeg and wouldn't want to go to a another crime ridden frozen wasteland.
But I still say Detroit.

>>149535671
Marchand was a locomotive they added to that train

>>149535694
>can't post his evidence. pulls a n-no y-you
same old peeden

KWAB

>>149535671
Yes he certainly "grew" in Florida

>>149535698
watching trb have a melty felt great

This league is just basically whatever Florida and Vegas wanna do they do and everyone else has to try and keep up. It’s fucking annoying

>>149535698
Because there was so much hype building up in the lead-up to and during the Olympics.The whole country was watching. Was such an awesome way to end the Olympics.

>>149535683
Are we talking that never broke 30g or 65pts Nikolai Ehlers? At 29 I wouldn’t give him $8M aav

>>149535691
one of them killed an entire hockey team because he ran a stop sign

>>149535683
Some delusional team that think they a contender and not a rebuilding team like they should think they are. Bruins, Predators and Kraken comes to mind. The Mammoths are high on that list too since everybody has said they been wanting to make a "splash" since they got the team.

>>149535728
2010 was full of sovl.

>>149535707
There are no "evidence" because insiders never report the whole truth, otherwise they would lose their contacts. You have to have at least average intelligence to connect the dots, which you've never had copey.

SOON

>>149535774
>There are no "evidence"
Oh based, you actually admitted you were talking out of your ass. Based retard.

:^)

>>149535275
Come on bro everyone knows Canada Day is 7/1 (yeah fuck you Canadians I did that on purpose)

>>149535783
him and boeser are gonna light it up

>>149535619
Everyday I pray Canada forms their own league and we never have to deal with these cringenadians ever again

>>149535758
Yah I remember coming home from school and watching events :)
holy kino
https://youtu.be/4e-TxH7FR4U?si=NxwlvTT-JvHrL4-V&t=28

>>149535815
retard

>>149535815
based, they're sullying our league

>>149535804
Boeser needs an allstar center to actually flourish. Eriksson Ek won't be the answer.

why didn't they play la bamba?

>>149535818

>>149535824
?

>>149535823
Because they were playing Panther Pulse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjpbo1Fykgk

>>149535824
You have the funniest reaction images lmao

>>149535835
based allstar game chad

>>149535783
Bust

>>149535843
Why don't you suck his asshole about it fag

>>149535850
KWAB you btfo him

Just imagine, if the Oilers won it would be the winning goal of that series the butthurt Canadian would be spamming the entire offseason (despite the Stanleyc Up not being a competition of nations, you know).
Chilling stuff to think about.

Is this the worse free agency ever?

>>149535790
Your reading comprehension is on par with your IQ.

>>149535858
can't remember a worse one
>>149535860
thank you for your concession bud

>>149535858
who's gonna pay drouin $6m and try to play him at 2c

>>149535850
>complementing someone = gay

>>149535858
fuck that's the most booty buttcheeks FA class i've ever seen. thank you gary

>>149535858
The Depth Appreciator Free Agency Class.
Only the more elevated members of ice hockey fandom can truly appreciate this year. For men of discerning taste.

>>149535835
They should induct you into the Hall of Fame for being the biggest fan of the all star game

>>149535867
ah! la discrimination!

>>149535858
Didn't they raise the cap a lot too? Maybe we'll see some absurd offer sheets for some other shitty players

>>149535867
somehow the kraken again

>>149535826

>>149535891
please stop posting losers @ me

>>149535897

>>149535887
Imagine how high the cap would be if (((COVID))) didn’t happen.

>>149535815
They tried that during covid and it was gay

how was raw bro's

>>149535913
>it was gay
I wouldn't expect anything less from Canada

>>149535921
Shutup fag

>>149535907
You guys ready to pay double for tickets??

AHL Chads they didn't raise my ticket prices this season. Still at $20 a game for row O

Tkachuk - Eichel - Tkachuk
Robertson - Matthews - Keller
Miller - Hughes - Guentzel
Connor - Larkin

Werenski - Jones
Sanderson - Faber
Hughes - Fox
Slavin

Team USA should unironically go 11F/7D

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mp8aGMkCcM0

>>149535928
KWAB usa can't stop losing

>>149535928
He's right it was the 7th game of the all star game series

>>149535943

>>149535936
Hilarious that he was the captain and the reason they lost

>>149535929
still tiny

Which team is going to brick themselves with the most horrendous contract(s) today?

getting into knife sharpening and running into the problem that all my knives are sharp now

>>149535970
Leafs, trelivingjeet cant help himself

Who's going to sign Lehner tomorrow?

>>149535971
i wish you the best anon

happy Canada day faggots
love from /cric/

>>149535933
11/7 is gay

>>149535971
kek

>>149535992
Will you be back on Friday to wish us a happy 4th?

I curse you Mitch Marner. With the Magic from your name whilst you were here, you shall never win The Cup.

That Magic is gone, mixed with the dark arts of the Ballard years. Your curse is upon you thy child. For what you have done is inexcusable. No hometown discount for the hometown, but cheaper and longer for the Knights?

Go relive your glory days, you still play like a junior player anyways. Good riddance coward.

>>149535820
minnesota red army team. top line will be kaprizoz-yurov-tarasenko. boeser will be with boldy and ek.

>>149536003
>anyways
that redditor is retarded kek

>>149535992
thanks straya
whens straya day?

>>149535992
Thanks Aussie bro :)

who is michael futanari thinking of signing tomorrow?

>>149535858
Yes. This is what happens when you have expansion teams like Vegass Golden Showers watering down the league with their piss yellow presence.

24 team league is perfect.

>>149536001
yes
>>149536012
>>149536011
welcome bros. Jan 26th
Hope youse all have a great day <3

>>149536025
Thank you

>>149536025
don't think you meant to quote me, but thank you king

>>149536001
I will be
>>149536025
Thanks, you too :)

why has ronnie been saving his weaponized cap space for 4 seasons now? who does he have his eyes on?

>>149535933
Defensemen hate playing 7D. Everybody gets less ice-time.

>>149536024
and these will be the divisions of this glorious 24 team league

>>149536024
Florida Panthers are 100x more worthy of a NHL team than Utah.

>>149536024
This is pretty much what it was in 1992
thank you gary

>>149536058
oh he's mad kek

>>149536024

just think we could have seen a shohei ohtani for hockey by now if gary kept growing the game™ in japan and italy.

>>149536069
go to bed gary

>>149536078
Retard

For the next 8 years, Elias Pettersson is a Vancouver Canuck.
FUCK.

>>149536069
good but i say keep flames kill jackies like johnny

>>149536078
cope, yamamoto just needs more time

>>149536079
lol I forgot that was a gif

>>149536084
I almost had that so I’ll accept it

>>149536082
it's fine, he said that he's fully healed now and that he's going to be hitting the gym all summer so that he isn't a fat piece of shit like he was last training camp

>>149536082
It's not until noon ET.

not watching free agent "frenzy" most likely, there isn't a decent name on the list.

>>149536082
If he hates JT so much he should sign with the isles at a team friendly -50% aav from current

which which penguins players ol jimmy is going to be signing for my nuckies tomorrow

>>149536113
Love how Nelson is giving Matthews the "you know this is entirely on you for not covering McDavid" look

what was the retarded way you were supposed to pronounce aatu raty again?

>>149536136
atu ratu

>>149536136
"Ah-2 Ra-2"

>>149536136
you're supposed to pronounce it as "finnish wayne gretzky"

>>149536117
he should double check if they have any other petterssons in the prospect pool

>>149536136
Factor out the at, then it becomes at(au ry)

>>149536097
Even at “fine” is Pettersson a player that could possibly win a cup? Look at Florida’s roster. Soft Swedes like him simply don’t have a place on championship teams, the Sedins career should have taught the Canucks that.

>>149536153
Pretty sure Dubas just drafted one

>>149536161

>>149535710
Sun County Panthers legend
Born to be a cat

>>149536160
Sedins got tough midway through their careers, but Pettersson says he doesn't want them to teach him how to do it and instead insists on figuring it out his own way

>>149536175
i once again direct you to gary btfoing biz about this subject. tybg.

>>149536170
Actually it was Bombston my bad
>In the 2025 NHL Entry Draft, the Boston Bruins selected Swedish defenseman Liam Pettersson with the 61st overall pick in the second round. He is known for his puck-moving ability and skating skills, though his defensive game needs improvement. Pettersson played for Vaxjo Jr. in the Swedish J20 level and also had some games in the SHL.

the panthers getting retaining their guys makes them much more likable than the soulless sellswords in nevada

>>149536194
This, they’ll probably threepeat

>>149536189
>that’s ridiculous
Omg btfo with facts. Nice job, Gary

>>149536207
>still seething at this

I mostly watch PWHL. Is there an NHL equivalent to the Minnesota Frost?

>>149536207
first the pumpkin patch, and then this? this man has been through hell.

>>149536194
fuuuuck yeah bro signing a 37 year old until he's 43 is a great move

>>149536215
winning the allstar game is all they have dude

>>149536186
I adore the Sedins and do admit they would take the beatings they got elegantly, yet that was exactly the problem. If Henrik or Daniel had thrown a punch at Marchand things could have gone differently. But their euro pacifism cost this city the cup.

r/laffs is mad

>>149536234
Yes, team Canada generally does win every tournament where the best players in the world come together to play against eachother.

>>149536244
Just like Gaudeau

bro got btfo by his own fellow fan

Why were there so few Americans in the draft this year. I was reading Canada had the most since 2015 or something. I dont get it

>>149536245
that's pretty strange then, since they haven't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 years

>>149536260
You mean the Olympics? Where the best players in the world come together and play eachother on their respective nation's teams? Could have sword they did...

>>149536234
Sad

>>149536269
oh i can see why you'd be confused with your canadean grade 6 education. the olympics are an amatuer tournament.

>>149536277
>amatuer tournament.
so the players are playing for pride alone
based

>>149536277
This retard thinks that being paid vs not being paid means the players try less. lol, lmao

>>149536284
>>149536286
cope at will, but the olympics are by definition an amateur tournament.

>>149536277
>he thinks the NHL playoffs is an international tournament
see >>149535272
you dumb dumb

>>149536292
Olympics haven’t been amateur in 30myears

>>149536286
Honestly would be almost better is the American players lost every Olympics because they only play for money. Symbolic

>>149536294
>posts an american professional hockey team roster
please don't reply to me proving my point ever again
>>149536300
false. the olympics, by definition, is an amateur tournament.

the league's best tank commander is up for grabs tomorrow

He keeps on trying to make it about nation-vs-nation when it's not at all what it is about lmao, this guy is quite silly I tell ya.

>>149536306
retard. it's because of people like you that america is hated so much worldwide. including by sane and intelligent americans

>>149536327
not an argument, i can see you're very upset tho

>>149536327
not an argument, i can see you're very upset tho

>>149536327
Its because the American government treats the people of every other country like garbage and then some retarded Americans defend this behaviour. Most Americans are chill though, but the retarded ones really are the most insufferable people on earth.

>>149536344
You should watch that tongue 51.

Americans are absolute niggers lmao. You play in a Canadian founded League, fill your teams with Canadians, then proclaim American patriotism. You are a nation of frauds. A shit stain on the world.

>>149536352
what an odd post

>>149536352
1993 you baguette sucking gay accented faggot kwab

holy fug france has entered the chat

de Gaulle was right about everything, i kneel

>>149536352
this
it's just sad that the true amerifrens are dragged down by the ameritards :(

I would have collaborated but definitely not out of any kind of principle or whatever

>>149536344
precisely. stubborn retards who think they are always right are the scum of the earth

>>149536378
>>149536383
i will state an objective fact for you retards: canada hasn't won the highest level mens professional hockey tournament in over 30 years.

>>149536380
You talking about de gaulle?

are you guys talking about giulia? we love giulia here she's the us champ

>>149536387
The winner of the Stanley Cup does not win because of any singular nationality so I don't understand why you are making it about Canada vs USA?

>>149536405
are you implying an canadian team has won the stanley cup in the past 30 years?

>fly to the Bahamas with the lads and raid the local Nassau DQ
>jump into the pool next to it, turn on TV
>yup, it's time to watch 31 GMs pointlessly blow their loads at UFAs
>cats sweep vegas, thanks Gary, script for 2026 is looking mighty fine

>>149536405
Its all he has (zero Olympic wins)

>>149536411
i'll admit that a win at any level is fine, including your amateur tourney wins. for me though, it's the highest level men's professional hockey tournament.

>>149536409
Canadian team vs American team doesn't make any sense because the makeup of said teams are multi-national. The league is not Canada teams vs American teams, rather it is more officially East vs West. How do you not know this?

>>149536419
surely one of your canadian east or west teams have won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in the past 30 years then?

>>149536423
Again, that doesn't make any sense. Whether a team is above or below a line on the map changes nothing, nationality speaking, because the teams are made up of multiple nationalities. It's not logical therefore to make it all about Canada vs America.

Anyone have any wholesome memories of Olympic wins. I remember walking around the block during the period break after USA scored to force overtime in 2010. I was so nervous. Good times.

>>149536436
so american teams haven't won the stanley cup since 1994?

based craig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiMtworwo-Q&t=371s

>>149536447
fuck yeah actually. my younger sister was born on the exact day that kurt angle won a gold medal with a broken freakin neck!!!!

>>149536448
Using the phrase "American teams" makes as much sense as using the phrase "Teams with green-coloured jerseys" given how both of these qualities are basically just as likely to contribute to the success of a cup-winning team. Trying to claim national superiority in regards to ice hockey doesn't work anywhere other than the international stage.

>>149536491
>ice hockey
KWAB

>>149536491
bud, he know exactly what you mean, he's trying to rage bait you

The only cope American niggers have for their terrible existence. Who cares if a team based in Canada wins the Stanley Cup? (Literally named after the Governor General of Canada)
American niggers know only fraud. You create "American" teams in your cities, filled with Canadians, so you can play for a Canadian trophy in a Canadian league. You are embarrassing. A sad existence of trying to be relevant in a White Canadian sport. Even your NBA nigger ball was created by a White Canadian.
Americans are a parasitic people, sucking and taking from everyone of intelligence and relevance. Sadly the world has to suffer with such a lowly people.
And despite these objective facts, all they can post is 1993. As if getting America to cuck themselves by playing in a Canadian league, for a Canadian trophy, with Canadian players (and Europeans too, anyone but nigger Americans) wasn't embarrassing enough.
It's called the National Hockey League for a reason. But, can't except American niggers to understand history, or the sport, or anything really.

>>149536500
I halfway think that but I am having fun dismantling his arguments. It's like whenever I argue with my flat-earther brother.

>>149536480
Dang, must have been the best day ever :)

>>149536502
1993
>>149536508
haven't seen you dismantle a single argument yet bud kwab 1993

>>149536511
oh it's true. it's DAMN true. :)

>>149536513
If you're the same guy I've been replying too then I accept that you're out of coping and are now relying solely on ad hominem. You can continue if you want but know that I'm feeling quite satisfied in having wrecked you for all to see :)

>>149536532
put the thesaurus down bud

>>149536502

>>149536502
holy fug...

let me know when european countries like swizterland, latvia, or denmark start celebrating beating usa's b team like they won a gold medal and ill maybe consider them a hockey country.

>>149536537
>bud
bud 1

>>149536550
true he won via the broship in 2023

>>149536518

>>149536551
>2023
twas a fine year, i'twas

friendly reminder that /hoc/ is for friends

>>149536561
this
lets go back to being frens now that we got all of our angries out

>>149536561
>>149536561

>>149536571
no they voted to be frens with israel instead of us

>>149536585
both parties were team Israel, they had no choice

>200+ days into blumfs 1 day annexation of canada

>>149536543
ngl to lie if I saw somebody deliberately burning a pile of perfectly good burgers I'd go postal

>>149536571
>>149536576
we are so fucking back

>>149536082
>vancouver has petey
>edmonton has nurse
>calgary has hoob
>toronto has bustthews
>ottawa has tkacuck
>montreal has the manlets
>winnipeg has hellecuck
Why do canadian teams all swear by signing some massive jobber to high contracts?

>>149536607
:)

>>149536609
because
for van: he WAS worth it at the time
for edmonton: reparations to the Black Community
for calgary: they had no choice since mathew wanted out
for torana: they're tarded
for ottawa: they needed some snot
for habs: they cute
for the jeets: everybody overreacts and overpays decent goaltenders these days

werent we supposed to be part of america by now? retards were spamming non stop about it, but as usual, nothing ever happens.

>>149536636
ryan nothing-happens

>>149536636
You essentially are. Trump dictates Canadian policy via tweets

>>149536636
wtf bud we just stopped arguing and became frens again

>>149536639
in retrospect was nuge really worth it at 1oa

>>149536646
we're still fens :)

i was supposed to be able to eat at jersey mikes by now. why did you let me down america?

>>149536652
Based we're still back

>>149536657
is JM some kind of premium subway?

>>149536668
yes kek

>>149536670
zamn i'm jelly, subway is shit these days

>>149536668
Is mr sub any good. We dont have many of them in western canada

the gayest part is all you retards kept telling me blumf would end woke bullshit, but hes never even bothered to address the female commentator. we are stuck listening to emily kaplan forever because nothing ever happens.

>>149536708
emily is bald

>>149536688
I dunno, nearest mr sub is a 6 hour drive and 2 hour ferry away from me so I've never tried it

>>149536708
How do you keep gobbling his bullshit. He's been lying straight for 10 years now.

>>149536712
didn't she start using rogaine or something? i recall the last time i saw her hairline it looked semi-normal

>>149536717
>2 hour ferry
Newfie?

>>149536732
mebbe

>>149536741
Cool, I wanna visit Newfoundland, looks so different than the prairies

season 9 in a few hours, what class are you guys rolling? i'm leaning to make a lewd spiritborn

im going to nova scotia in a month ive never been east of montreal what should i expect?

>>149536780
IIRC there's some mystery brain illness going on in those parts

>>149536780
Where you going?

my wife

what time does free agency open?

>>149536851
10 mountain

>>149536708
Emily is a cute and a solid bench interviewer, always smiling and never taking it that seriously. Islanders objectively have the best announcer/analyst crew - Brendan Burke, Butchie, Hickey, Shannon (knows her shit), and more and more clutterbuck.

>>149536881
the isles girls are fat hogs and the men are senile retards

You now remember Wade Brookbank.
You now recall Jamie Langenbrunner.

You now remember Wade Barrett.
You now recall Jamie Noble.

>>149536919
Jamie Noble was one of my favorite parts of Smackdown at one time. Smackdown's cruiserweight division in 2002 / 2003 was so fucking good! Tajiri / Hurricane / Noble / Kidman / Mysterio / Hardy.

Kind of dropped off big time in 2004. If anything, I guess it would have been cool for the division to stay hot through the years and Noble may have been featured more. He was a pretty good wrestler, but his white trash character was so entertaining.

>>149536902
Well there one woman and one old man so your use of plurals indicates you’re full of shit. Do you know who the old man is?

you now remember bud
you now recall he 1

>>149536934
butch is the old retard, stephen. i do not watch your dogshit team except for twice a year. you're F tier on relevancy alone with the blue jackets. don't reply to me again and stop wasting my time.

in the BALLS

bud did not 1

>>149536954
based

just how free are these agents, really

I present to you the unbiased relevancy NHL tier list. There is no hatred here, just facts.

>>149537054

>>149537076
As you can see, I botched the skarmklipp on the lefthand side, but I'm standing on business.

>>149537054
correct

>>149537082
>lefthand
righthand oops

>>149537095
that's ok i knew what you meant

>>149537106
I've had a few beers. I despise 3 of the teams I put in S tier, but I put feelings aside.

>>149537107
me too but I'm on 17

>>149536967
Lucky his twig and berries survived unharmed

>>149536851
12 normal time

I cant wait to make fun of the shit signings. I think the rags, hurricanes, laffs, detroit and edmonton are going to make stupid signings.

>>149537189
Not to be rude, but is there a single available player tomorrow that moves the needle?

Mr -84

>>149537196
No

>>149536967
god that was such a kino fucking game

>>149537196
Exactly. Shit signings and sideways moves. Can't wait.

>>149537196
Ehlers?

>>149537227
You think he’s worth $10M aav?

>>149537234
he plays in the west, so I have no idea

>>149537238
Erm based

my team is in lose-now mode :(

>>149537254
based stars fan

>>149537256
it's simply indisputable: mitch1

>>149537256
why can't he just give me 1 million
it's not like he'd miss it

https://youtu.be/V9bnMW9sv3w

>>149537276
>click on it
>jimmy "the mouth of the south" hart on a coke rant
based based based

>>149537196

Ehlers - Granlund - Boeser
JVR - Suter - Dadonov
Drouin - Roslovic - Brown
Mangiapane -Appleton - Gaudette

Gavrikov - Burns
Schmidt - Ceci
Orlov- Klingberg
Lindgren - Perbix

Allen
Vladar

>>149537295
grim

>>149537288
I love this channel

>>149537295
now that's a cup winning team if I've ever seen one

>>149537295
hopefully some trades happen

>>149537304
>bray wyatt's dad vs big poppa pump pre gimmick change
yeah i'm thinking this shit is kino

>>149536972
is this true

dont forget to pay your taxes

This is interesting on a couple levels.

1. My GOAT Flames Neal rearing his head after 6 years or some shit.

2. The twitter blogger in question HATES Ryan Reaves, so it's funny having to see him shill this. Reminds me of Phil and his Saudi Arabia humiliation ritual.

>>149535226 (OP)
O CANADA

I should post my bootleg James Neal shitty bootleg jersey from 2017 kek. Based DHGate

years ago when James Neal got traded to the Pens I took him in my fantasy league in his first full season with the team because I knew he was gonna put up 80 points on that Pens team. he ended up with 40-41. I miss those days.

hockey is really cool

my last few farts have smelt and felt like Marners in disguise. haven't checked yet tho

>>149537474
very fucking funny bud. we don't call those marners anymore, and you know this.

Oh right Kuzy is returning from Russian with his tail between his legs
The cokehead might actually be the best center available at 33

>>149537531
he's going to the rags or wild

>>149537444
yeah but your people are straight up retards >>149537474

>>149537595
i am my own people tho

>>149537599
I wouldn't expect anything less from a canacuck

>>149537606
not according to your last post you retard

>>149537611
Wopw. I'm sorry I underestimated how retarded you canadians are

>>149537614
estimate this dick bitch

bud lost he fucking lost

>>149537054
Flames and Canucks to C, Tampa and Toronto to B. Fixed

>>149537362
>post my bootleg James Neal shitty bootleg jersey

and they say that excess weed smoking doesnt fry your brain

>>149537678

>>149537702
missed me teehee

GUYS GUYS! I JUST FIGURED IT ALL OUT
If Canadians want to stop being shit then they just have to stop playing hockey.

>>149537753

but the power of trb
could not be undone

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

>>149537189
Edmonton has 500k in cap space after the pooshart contract they aren't signing shit

reading michael ignattief's canada day blackpill substack with a hot cup of tea.
i gotta be desu, i don't give a shit about where granlund and ehlers end up so i don't know what im going to watch on tv this afternoon

gavrilkov to rangers
nichuchkin to rangers
miller to avs

>>149536710
For me its the green beaver flag.

>>149538041
same desu

if you don't get athletic connections in 4, you need to leave canada

whos got morning trade rumors for this wage?

>>149538176
marner to the >laffs for nylander, stolarz + 1st

>>149538176
Marner to the toilet in the next 30 mins

>>149538308
Need to upgrade

>>149538041
i had a family of beavers living on the lake in the backwoods but my neighbour shot them all :(

>canada day
>marner sent to vegas
HAHAHAHAHA
So have the laffs given up?

demko 6x6, no pettersshit trade lol rip nucks

>>149538176
I'm still hopeful soilers dump mcturd or other pieces for maximum laughs.

There's a train honking its horn like crazy. Maybe it's a Canada day thing. Hopefully no retard is on the tracks.

>>149538358
Does he look like this?

>>149537256
Why do they pay him so much?

> They had 9 fourth liners roster by the end of the year (Laughton, Järnkrok, Lorentz, McMann, Pacioretty, Domi, Robertson, Holmberg, Kämpf, Reaves).

>laffs

>>149538535
I look like that :)

somebody marnered my pants last night when I was sleeping

>Kitties keep the gang around
>laffs lose Marner
>laffs

>>149538626

>Sabres did not qualify JBD
So they traded Cozens and a 2nd round pick for an injury-prone 2C. Based.

>>149538718
>laffs

>not a single mention of Marchand anywhere on the kitties social media
The contract got rejected by Gary didnt it

It’s 8:40pm and still no signings smdh

>>149536161
>Adam (((Herman)))

>>149538738
Looks like they're playing in slow motion.

how can they even afford to re-sign him next year?

>>149538789
No way he takes a pay cut.

>>149538552
kek didn't the >laffs waste a 2nd round pick on Laughton?

>>149538843
you're not going to believe me, but it was actually a first round pick

>Right D market: Schmidt, Ceci, Perbix, Rutta, DeAngelo, Klingberg.

>>149538843
1st rounder

Habs bros, if enough of us think it, we can WILL Sidney Crosby to our habbies on this Canada Day, you just have to believe!

>>149536161
Hilarious

>>149538879

> CORRECTED

>>149536161
The unfair competitive advantage of competent management?

>>149538396
what did marner do to get them into the scf?

>>149538960
you're embarrassing us on our birthday

gary has to think about his legacy at this point. the coyotes disaster. the lockouts. the sunbelt favoritism. the greedy expansions. he'll be the most hated sports commissioner in history. but it could all be forgiven if canada's team were allowed to escape punishment and finally win.

>>149538969
Well he did win the 4 nations, lol.

>>149539044
Yeah that doesn’t mean anything when it comes to Marner, he’s an asterisk

How is /hoc/ so active?

I'M WHITE KNUCKLE GRIPPING THE SIDES OF THE BOWL, THIS MARNER IS RIPPING ME APART, HOLY HELL BOYS

>>149539109
just a couple of perverts saying trb back and forth innit

>>149539109
there's about to be a frenzy

>>149539109
it's canada day

fired up to watch ODog and Forbes duthie on the links today

Fag Marner will wear 93 with gaygas lol what a fag

>>149539158
idk what any of that means

Is Marner going to wear #93?

>>149539181
Hot dogs and sausages while reading about business and investing.

>>149539182
#67

Would Mitch the Bitch start to cry if the Leafs played a tribute video his first game back and the whole arena booed all the way through?

>>149538740
>a full 12 hours of no official announcement
AAAAA SAVE US COLIN CAMPBELL
WHAT ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR IF NOT CUP-CLINCHING MOMENTS LIKE THIS

>marner
>golden showers
cmtsu

>>149539236
It would be very mean if they just showed clips of him spazzing out and crying.

faggot month is over

>>149539256
Not true it's Canada Day

>>149539182
#67

The Panthers have been a shitty team through out nearly their whole existence yet they now have more cups in 55 years than

>Laffs
>Blues
>rags
>Stars
>Flames
>Caps
>Whalers/Hurricanes
>Sabres
>Canucks
>Sharks
>Sens

>Given where the market is for defencemen, one name to watch is former New York Ranger Libor Hajek, who's looking to return to the NHL. Maybe not in the first wave of signings but after.

One of the worst NHL players I have ever seen

Morning marner was pungent

>>149539282
Thank you Gary

Nice

>>149539255
>shooting puck over the glass vs Montreal
>Nylander saying "stop fucking crying bro" vs Boston
>blowing the coverage of Pastrnak vs Boston
>the 180 giveaway and missed coverage vs Miami

>>149539109
People arguing over 4nations

>>149539279
how dare you

>>149539351
>Capitals best skating defenseman
>fucks his knee
>gets 6Mx7
He going to get bought out in 4 seasons

Our S&Psies are holding strong

When does the action start?

Oh sweet Lord

>>149539492
I thought his groin was fucked

>>149539492
Why is he getting double what's he's worth

>>149539492
>$8.5 million for a tendie who might play 30 games
>With the LTIR rules already having been changed

>>149539013
gary can't do much to change the nature of canadian hockey fans, you guys just need to stop making life miserable for your players

>>149539433
all that cap space and so little of it can be weaponized because there's no one worth signing

Gary is unironically the best commissioner in sports

>>149539492

>>149539492
Another Canadian GM going full retard, but tell me how muh state taxes is why Florida are back-to-back champs.

happy dominion day leaf bros!!

>>149539556
State taxes is why Florida are back-to-back champs.

>>149539535
>>149539537

>>149539563
thanks, sweetie!

>>149539443
Thank goodness

There it is!
>Colin's check clears
>Nosek also signed for a two-way league min shitter contract

>>149539563
Thanks bud :)

>>149539492
he's the new ben bishop/matt murray
three years (3 years) is too many

>>149539565
no wonder 1993 is eternal

>>149539556
Florida was extremely lucky. If Huberdeau didn't have a career year the same season Tkachuk wanted to leave Calgary, Tkachuk would probably have ended up in St. Louis, because Calgary wouldn't have traded for a 75 point Huberdeau.

>>149539564
How many cups did they win with their state taxes between the 1990s and 2020s?

>>149538789
If they don't win, he will sign wherever he thinks he can win, he can do whatever he wants

>>149539565
If you check the fine print of his no-movement clause, it says that if he moves a muscle he breaks a leg

>>149539609
7 cups have been won since 2000 by the teams with the lowest tax rate

>>149539256
Hurray

>>149539656
>7 out of 25
Wow!

>>149539681
do the other part of the equation retard

>>149539681
Correct

>>149539656
>since 2000
Should start the count from 05/06 because of the cap.

>>149539690
What other part?

>>149539690
do i carry the 1?

We did it

>>149539735

>>149539656
So just lower the taxes on just hockey players?
Easy fix.

>>149539656
And only 6 teams have a tax rate of below 40% according to this >>149536175
Maybe Canada just sucks bro, have you considered that?

>>149539044
what does that have to do with the laffs?