Thread 149538680

>Lap:
#7969

>Countdown to Silverkino:
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>Previous thread:
>>149520876

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
212 (211 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
241 (238 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 216 (+18)
NOR: 201 (+25)
VER: 155 (+0)
RUS: 146 (+10)
LEC: 119 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 417 (+43)
Ferrari: 210 (+27)
Mercedes: 209 (+10)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+0)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 652.60 (+6.03)
HAM: 649.19 (+31.91)
NOR: 637.64 (+25.89)

>News:
Wolff defends Antonelli after Verstappen clash
Stella ‘proud’ of how Norris and Piastri handled ‘intense’ battle
Aron to drive in Silverstone FP1 replacing Hulkenberg as Alpine agree deal with Sauber
Lawson feared race was over on Lap 1 as he takes sixth in Austria
F1 confirms 2026 testing dates, Azerbaijan GP moving to Saturday race
Oscar Piastri plays down fears of fan backlash at Lando Norris' home race
Haas founder to take on famed Goodwood Festival of Speed hillclimb in F1 car
Jacques Villeneuve calls out Ferrari’s “odd” communication with Lewis Hamilton

shit edition

Tricky rick is not f1 related.

IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT

>>149538680 (OP)
lots of drivers had their birthdays recently I noticed

>>149538680 (OP)
who? edition

new goal = knock up a slag around october for a f1 baby

step 1. find a willing slag

anytips?

>>149538690
he is /f1/ related thoughever

>>149538703
Ricciardo shat on Max and Hulk, bro

protagonist of /f1/

Oracle will be the trve death of Formula 1.

>>149538713
just bee yourself

gimi

>With F1®: The Movie plastered across every billboard in the world, fans everywhere have been anticipating this fast-paced take on the pinnacle of motorsport. Female fans held their breath to see how we would be portrayed, and spoiler alert, it’s not great. Like, really not great.
Uhh, /f1/-sisters, what's our response?

Born too late to enjoy F1
Born too early to see F1 in it’s peak
Born in time to gimi

It's an honour to be joined by gimi posters.

POLE

DEAD

>Whilst Condon’s character shines as the only real person amidst a swathe of macho caricatures, she is ultimately destined to be Pitt’s love interest, a woman who hasn’t been able to build a capable race car until Sonny Hayes - retired for 30 years, and going off a manual he skimmed through the night before, mind you - comes along and takes charge. In fact, it’s dubbed a ‘shit box’ until Pitt’s character overhauls it. And then, just like that, it works! Hooray!
Now I lowkey wanna pirate this shit fr no cap

>>149538794
It was gay, faggot. Worse than FvF. I HATE BRAD PITT AND PEDOWOOD
FUCK LIBERTY MEDIA

Ricciardo is and was washed, check em

GIGAKUBIKA digits
(mutts and bongs can't spell kubica)

>>149538827
smoker

>>149538831
>>149538794
I would not know about sjws whining about the movie without posts like this. Why do you insist on sharing shitty rage bait?

F1 movie beat Pixar slop in the box office lmfao oh how the mighty have fallen

>>149538888
koobitsa

>>149538794
>Female fans held their breath to see how we would be portrayed
I'm sure 99% of women on this earth would love to get piped by Brad Pitt like that one in the movie, the 1% left are these retarded journos

>>149538937
>make movie with gay dei slop
>main characters are mystery meat mutt
>shitty inoffensive character designs
>bland story

Guess that’s what happens when you fire all the old talented white dudes and replace them with faggot narcissistic millennials that were always told they were “perfect” growing up.

no more F1 movie talk

>>149538986
reread what you just typed and tell me you're well

>>149539012
Agree.

>>149539019
I was talking about why that stupid Pixar movie failed and why F1 beat it in the box office when Pixar used to be box office hits, but not after their old chief got fired or something for hugging people or whatever.

>>149538888
impressive

coomergeorge scares me

>>149539087
What's up with that filename?

>>149539087
I hate that I can hear it even without sound.

>>149539112
satan runes

Is this the thread where I call Hamilton a banana eating tree swinging monkey?

>>149539175
No, that's two threads down.

>>149539186
Oh bugger.

Fuck you.

Another race week, another rain-edging prediction... FML, I hope the McLaren's are out of points in the mixed conditions and Max takes it. Bros, I can't cope any more than this.

>>149539243
Oh, fuck you, burgerman

>tfw 26°C today
>16km/h windspeed
w00t!

>>149539291
Fuck you bean burrito man.

>>149539243
Fook Mi

one of my feet has swollen from the heat I'm gonna fucking die

Sonny being born in the 60's is just boomer power fantasy. Last hurrah before they realise that they are old and weak.

>>149539368
Pro tip:
Wet your shirt under a tap

>>149539368
you need to de-swell it
take a sewing needel and give it a good jab

>>149539368
Could be worse, I went out for 5 hours and forgot to close the doors into house and now the whole house is full of flies

>https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/formula-1-and-motorsport-network-unveil-2025-global-fan-study/10736345/
>more news highlighting the snowballing effeminisation of F1

>>149539494
Boyband sport. You WILL see more fujo fan-fictions on your social media, deal with it

>>149539368
What the fuck, how? Are dutch evolving?

truth: fujos have been around since Rush

>>149538794
>it’s not great. Like, really not great.
it's what they deserve
especially talking in this queer way

>>149539494
i don't care
this is bullshit
especially any us 'audience'

>>149539243
>>149539335
Where and when, big boys?

cool

>>149539019
His post tells you that he is well?

>>149539250
nothing is going to happen

>>149539660
whats the beach situation like this time of year? girlys still getting around in g strings and nothing else?

edd

>>149539787
How would he know? There's no f1 at the beach

https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/formula-1-and-motorsport-network-unveil-2025-global-fan-survey.4YqMebNy8BLaapyJfjzDXO

>Research shows Gen Z, women, and US audiences are leading new era of modern F1 fandom

>Gen Z is helping shape the rhythm of modern fandom, engaging with the sport more frequently and on a deeper emotional level. Two-thirds of survey respondents say they feel personally inspired by F1 drivers or teams, and in the US 70% of the study’s Gen Z respondents engage with F1 content daily – especially through streaming video and social media.

>Female fans now account for three in four new fans. Most are newer to the sport and skew younger, with nearly half of all Gen Z respondents being women

>>149539930
>Two-thirds of survey respondents say they feel personally inspired by F1 drivers or teams
Oh good, the mentally ill

>>149539930
>>149539494
How come they didn't interview me?

>>149539963
you rang?

women > medshitters
but y'all ain't ready for this conversation

>>149539972
I have no problem with gender or race, if they would just stop spouting shit that's plain wrong. But they do not stop so they all have to go

>>149539971
Yes, I've been trying to reach you about your cars warranty

>>149539930
Mabe I should be open about being interested in f1 now.
*desperate for pussy voice* And what does this mechanic do?

>>149539972
>reddit the frog feac
>ya'll

>>149539993
is it extended?

>>149539972
good morning saaaar
of course you would say that saaaaarrrr

>>149540056
Embarrassing

>>149539494
>>149539930
the twinkification will continue until profits improve

>>149540123
hello sexy baby i kiss you

Do what's his excuse?

>>149540251
his car got nuked, twice

>>149540251
cant see over the steering wheel

>>149540233
STRANGER DANGER

Would you look at the date, it's day of the rake!

Edd is FAT
(Fucking A Tranny)

>>149540432
Probably mistook it for a sausage

>>149540432
hot

Did EU really need your real ID and Face to see porn nowadays ?? LOL

>>149540477
>needing dedicated sites for porn
>watching porn in the first place
yeah those people are retards

gimi

someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

>>149540546
Porn is one of the best form of entertainment. Even better than F1

>>149540586
Abu Dhabi 2021-tier porn?

>>149540477
>EU
How grim, at least in CUM we can cum freely.

ynr baha the bum licker

>>149538680 (OP)
uh....

>>149540477
lil niggas will have to wank to underwear ads in magazines like in the pre internet era, kinda based, they will discover the soulful struggle

>he lost the wdc
>while partaking in every race
>while enjoying perfect reliability
>against an opponent who didn't
>while losing to his rookie teammate
>in a car that won the wcc by miles

>>149540744
>toto gaped this in his free time

>>149540477
Not me (I am keeping my biggest collection of porn magazines in Europe so even after habbening u can still goon)

>>149540477
not here

I decided to plug in my G29 pedals after taking off the insulation for the throttle wires and through some dumb luck of alignment it now works again
I can't imagine how slim the margins must be for the wires to be making proper contact right now so I have left on the casing on the floor without any screws being used
We shall see if this lasts

>>149540251
He's done pretty well with driving it, just not with racing with it. He's still got to sort out how to go fast.

>>149540960
>taking off the insulation for the throttle wires
why tho

>>149540960
They don't sell this shit in bobrland?

>>149539787
literally no one goes to the beach, we only go during the holiday season

>>149540432
>Edd is FAT
nice

Just swap Sainz and Colapinto. Boom, everybody wins.

>>149541255
noticed

>all the factories are in the UK
>Engineers F1 workers are all British
>Silverstone is a massive event
>So many UK drivers on the grid
And yet, the best driver in the world is fucking DUTCH of all places, pretty embarrassing

>Max drives a Mercedes
REDBULLSISTERS…..

>4 hours
>no britain next

>>149541425
>>149541520
>>149541524
CUM :D

>>149541425
George Russell is 100% British, anon

Does Colapinto make it to the end of the season and does he have a seat somewhere in 2026?

is cumposter a bot?

Where is edd ? Is he safe? Is he alright?

who says no to a straight swap of Max for Russell?
just Russell, but if he knows Merc aren’t resigning him RB is probably his best choice

>>149541425
Charles Leclerc isnt Dutch
He's from one of the other tiny & irrelevant euro nations

>>149539494
>increasingly female
Hey that's me!

>>149541684
Bulgaria?

>>149541598
its over

>>149541735
It can't be
No one would do well at Alpine this year. It's not fair

>>149541598
It feels like a no to both questions, but I hope I'm wrong.
Plus, he's really not doing badly per se. Yes, he's struggling with the car, but it's all new to him and it's not like the car is competitive to begin with.

>>149541787
F1 aint fair, also alpenis want those mercedes engines discounts, next half of season will be GAS+BOT

>>149541684
Poland isn't tiny.

>>149541148
They do and I probably have my roll somewhere
But for now I simply fear to even touch it

>>149541684
Indonesia is neither tiny nor European

I fucking hate Englanders press so much
They're able to turn a single lockup into a media frenzy propped up by endless babble

Alfonso de Portago

Niger (West African country not represented in Formula 1 (tm) World Championship)

Rwanda is the key to all this

>>149538786
I do not like this image
>>149538794
Certified woman moment holy shit
They always nag and complain no matter what regardless of the reality
And they of all people should know motorsport is a male hobby

>>149542139
>And they of all people should know motorsport is a male hobby
Tut tut tut
>>149539494
>>149539930

>>149538691
flag checks out
this picture fills me with great amusement

>>149541996
One of the worst aspects of F1 is the journalism. It's constant clickbait and fake headlines. Why is it so bad in F1 compared to other sports?
I saw a headline recently about one of the Ferrari reserve drivers doing a free practice in place of Leclerc which is a totally normal thing in F1, and the headline said basically "LECLERC DROPPED AT FERRARI!"
I hate this shit so much. All journalists must hang

>>149542161
None of these fujoshitter fanfiction writers and readers would be interested in the first place if they didn't have a television program presenting Formula 1 as something it wasn't intended to be; a glorified corporate soap opera and reality television drama series cast with pr robots and metrosexuals

I want to see how many of these freaks would care to sit through Rush or Grand Prix 1966

britain next

>>149542212
>>149539562

>>149542194
They have to make any idiot pay attention to your journoslop at a glance or in less than 7 words, as long as people click they can earn their pay.

most max fans aren't even fans of the sport
they're just people who use him as a stand in for their politics and see him winning as them winning against what they think is bad because they can't win irl

I wanna Penelope

>FROGS cucked to the Germanic BVLLS and will buy they engine, and their car is assembled in the UK

Is there any French in that car other than the awful drivers and incompetent managers?

>>149542392
No, most Max fans are Dutch bandwagoners who will leave as soon as Max leaves. This happens all the time with our sports people
If Max starts winning in WEC, watch as le orange army starts going there

>>149542133
Tutsi lies

The exam situation isn't that bad, I actually passed the hardest one of the year

combat

wombat

>>149541996
more like too far off in qualifying

Are you guys watching the movie?

>bag of shit anon is posting again
dead thread

the seasons that happened just over three years ago seem longer to me than seasons that happened over 10 years ago

>>149542649
Saw it this last weekend

It fucked me up seeing Hamilton in the Mercedes

>>149542699
longer ago I mean

>>149540251
He is doing about what's expected with the car.
in an alternate universe Tsunoda and Lawson are backmarkers with Red Bull, which is widely considered to be the worst car on the grid. AMX is pulling off miracles with a Sauber/Haas/Racing Bulls winning a couple of races but ultimately can't keep up with the dominant Mclaren. People are discussing that yes Verstappen is good but not that good. He couldn't win races with Red Bull.

>>149542491
congrats
>>149542194
>Why is it so bad in F1 compared to other sports?
Because there is nothing to talk about.

>>149539112
ask your grandad about them

So /f1/? Which one is it?

So when is Liberty Media going to take the V-Tuber pill for F1?

>>149543303
soon

>>149543189
any race where no BRITISH driver won the BRITISH gp so thousands of BRITISH fans went home sad

>>149543303
Suzuka, Japan, 26/3 - 29/3 2026

>>149543364
thousands of wives were beaten on those days as well.

>noooooooooooooooooo you must win 15 races per season in a fucking sauber if you want to be considered a good driver
i fucking hate dts troons

>>149543525
all by me

>>149543557
based

Marussia

>>149543189
>half of these is just any time the ngubu won
it's all so tiresome

>>149543189
1951,1952,1953,1954,1972,1975,1976,1982,1983,1984,1985,1989,1990,1993,1998,2002,2004,2006,2009,2011,2018,2022,2023

VCARB for semenstone

>>149543801
Jodi is very overrated

>>149543801
>>149544023

>>149543801
What are the chances she has a ring on her clit too

>>149543189
2007
>b-but it's not on the tree
i dont give a FUCK. 2007.

>>149539494
>the breadth of STORIES
>OMG is mid twink #92737839 going to score points or not??? Is max literally hitler??? Are the new side pods going to fix the magic carpet ride???

>>149544058
i will seduce her, get her naked and inseminate her (with or without her consent) and get back to you

>>149542424
Hahahaewwwww

>>149542649
Nope. The main character being black makes me not want anything to do with it
Also the entire premise of the film is too cliche and schlocky

who's going to win semenstone, norris or ps3?

>>149543325
Tummybros…we win again tonight

>>149544483
piastri

>>149544483
oscar pole to flag win
goblando spins off in front of the grandstand they build for him

>>149543303
i would hate that

>>149543303
Hopefully never because sacred things must remain untouched by Jewish corporate “”””overlords””””.

>>149544483
My ass used to be shaped like that in my late 20s/early 30s. I was going for that Billy Herrington build but could never bulk up.

Fly high Aniki ;_;

>>149544483
poois

>>149544483
me

>>149539309
Where the fuck in the United States are you? I’m melting over here. FUCK ARIZONA

>>149544685
how do you see that happening?

>>149539309
I am sweating my literal dick off over here in Texas
At 9pm last night it was still 80F and humid as a sauna

>>149544742
I thought it was impossible for burgers to melt since we have A/C and bongs don’t. Are you poor?

>>149544767
>my literal dick
what's your metaphorical dick?

is it me or is Yuki showing some more jomon facial characteristics these days?

>>149544767
>tfw in Dallas and we keep getting trolled by dark storm-like clouds but no rain, just heat
Fuck this shit, I miss my farm life in central Texas.

>>149543303
none of the 3 girls give a fuck about boreball, at the very least gura knew her shit

>>149544742
hwhy did you move to harryzona if you don't like hot?

>>149544767
the now dickless of dallas

>>149543303
Zoomers are finished lmao

>>149543968
looks like a tattoo'd "alternative" whore you'd find around londonistan

>>149544809
unmutilated dick with a foreskin

>>149544875
Kwab

>>149544907
Grand Canyon tour bus driver

good twilight hour I HATE PIRELLI TIRES

>>149545093
they pay your kind $250k a year here to ferry miners from airport to camps and to mine sites

Death to GOODYEAR too.

>>149545131
It's spelled minors.

>>149545160
you need miners to go to the mine site and mine the minors you CUNT

I have GOODYEAR winter tyres and can't say anything bad about them

>>149544767
>80F
>26.6° C
That's... not high?

just saw the film

cars 1 is still the best racing film in the history of racing films

>>149545131
i wish congress would stop fucking around here and actually finish completing train near the canyon, conductors make lodsemoney and i can apply for one

>>149545221
How many minors would a miner mine if a miner could mine minors?

I’ll admit, I wasn’t expecting Lightning McQueen to swallow his pride and voluntarily lose the race at the end. Cars 1 is indeed better than F1. And Ford v Ferrari is better than the latter as well.

how did mcqueen and sally carrera have sex?
and if the above was possible, did it also have sex with the mx5 twin groupies?

nice job everyone
this thread wouldn't exist without you posting in it

>>149545312
>ruining a popular landmark
Yeah why not include a fucking Walmart while you’re add it or America’s favourite passtime, a McDonald’s. Fucking stupid, just leave the canyon alone.

gimi

>>149545467
I bet rule34 contributors can enlighten you on that topic

>>149545617
34ers are fine and all that but i really need to official information from pixar
bastardos won't reply to my emaisl

Has any onboard footage of Mazepin's drives with telemetry included been released? I want to know just how much of those spins were him having a heavy foot on the throttle.

>>149545507
it’s not going to be IN the canyon you fucking idiot

>BLUE FLAGS MAIKEL THIS GUY MAKES US LOSE THE POSITION
God, I forgot how fucking pathetic the aero sensitivity is on these cars.

Thank God there will NEVER EVER be a Formula E movie.

Is there any kind of info how fom decides where to run f1wahmen?

>>149545475
all me

>>149546271
I think we should count our lucky stars that FE already exists
Otherwise you can bet FOM would be thibking about full electric propulsion

>>149546495
the seppos are likely already thinking about buying f meme outright
imagine they do and the agreement is the championships will merge. grid stays at 11 teams but 3 meme teams have to be incorporated.

which f1 teams get kicked out?

>>149546495
I always wondered if hydrogen (not fuel cell) would be feasible for Formula.

>>149546605
No theyre not dipshit

>>149546733
i see what you are doing
you cant fool me

>>149545038
psssh, i’m busy fixin up my 1990 ford ranger in this heat. you bitches are weak
but i’ll admit that i can’t work without a cold beer in this weather so i’m a bitch too i guess

Going to bet the house on a George Russell win at Silverstone.

>>149546630
No. Volumetric energy density of hydrogen is several times less than of gasoline. That's not even taking into account the size of a tank capable of withstanding pressures of like 500+ bar. And then imagine bigjohn crash.

I'm back after my month long ban, after you sad bunch of loser complained to the Jannies...that said:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...each day brings us closer to final victory over the great satan of fraudstappen and deadbull...
> FraudStappen exposed !
> FraudStappen can't drive !
> FraudStappen no skill !
> FraudStappen no talent

Norris and Piastri are drivers with actual talent and skill.
For FraudStappen it's been 99.9% the car and 0.01% RetardStappen.
I love seeing FraudStappen exposed for the FRAUD he is.

fraudstappen has never won a WDC on merit
fraudstappen is NOT and never will be a genuine WDC

> 2021 - WDC was handed to him by a racist FIA
> 2022 - WDC was won using 'pay-to-win'
> 2023 - WDC was won using an over-engineered car to compensate for his retarded driving
> 2024 - WDC was won by cheating and bullying with the FIA looking the other way

GP>Cars>F1>Ford v Ferrari desu

https://streamable.com/dr7nci

cheating and bullying is based as fuck

>>149543968
>>149543826

>>149547052
he will be 8-10 seconds behind lecream again

>>149547052
they've never done that yet. why would they start now? Ferrari gave LH a fair shot but are now obviously favoring the faster driver

>>149546978
It's settled then, we need nuclear powered cars.

Britain next

>>149547262
embarrassing. i'd kill meself after that

>>149547262
The guy who did it looks like he has downs.

>VCARB unveil their special British GP livery.
ugly

Now that's just mean

>>149547011
Verfrauden btfo!

>>149547387
The world is cooked

>>149547219
Maybe when we find a way to utilize energy from fission that doesn't involve boiling water just like in the 17th century steam engine

northamptonshire next

>>149547387
just have a cold drink, she'll be right

>>149546978
this is the kind of posting i expect from russia

>>149546978
this is not the kind of posting i expect from russia

>>149547387
WE'RE ALL GONNA COOK
(the F1 tyres)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

D-Don't start... Please

I'm watching the History channel in the club and I'm wondering how do these people kno what's goin on on the sun..ain't nobody ever been

>>149547586
>kimi lawson
>liam lowson
>lance trolls

>>149547640
>doctored image
Climate denier! Lewis Hamilton disapproves. Arrest the cops that murdered Harambe

>>149547387
awwww heeellll naawww, high temperatures were a thirdie thing, this shit is cultural appropriation n shiiiiiiiiiiiieeeet

>>149547591
why does the heat stop at the iron curtain?

F1 was a lot better when it was just autists, like Lauda and Max, or carefree chads like Hunt. Every season at least 1 rider should die, that's how you get new opportunities for F2 drivers etc. They should also just leave the bodies out for wildlife, to support the environment, and then drive v10s again. This is common sense.

>>149547856
they put water in their tyres to cool the roads

>>149547899
i agree the pilots should fucking die. but, they should also have 16 teams and bring back pre qualifying. that way all the shitters can enjoy as well.

One driver from each team who ranked lower in the WDC standings should be selected. Then selected drivers would race in the same cars, and the last-place finisher would be eliminated from F1.

Fucking based, this is what F1 has been missing to come closer to their fans and target audience

>/f1/ wishes death to mercedes for over a decade
>max goes to mercedes
>dies
you did this

Numbers

>>149548203
i like the idea tbqh with yall senpaitachi

>>149548270
finally

>[Sky Sport F1 Italy] Breaking: Mercedes, concrete negotiations with Max Verstappen | Dutchman ready to free himself for next season

max might join the great satan, races for this feel?

>>149547899
If you think about it, these people are all making disgusting amounts of money while giving you, the audience, some mild entertainment every once in a while in return.
It's very one sided.

>>149548318
Only Edd's rankings matter.

>>149548393
what happens to georgie

>>149548430
Show me his Austria rankings!

>>149548403
>It's very one sided.
not really. because I don't give any money to them

>>149548442
south with the geese (either RB or cadillac). Either way, it will likely be kimi and max

>>149548444
Austria didn't happen if he didn't rate it.

>>149547435
Would tbqhwy

>>149548460
>Cadillac
Ironic because they’re going full EV. GM deserved the purge.

it is so over for JORJ

>>149548651
>tf
>tp

>>149548651
>tf
>tp

>>149548651
Russell to alpine?

>>149548701
all these years making fun of sainz for looking like a jeet while ricciardo was slowly turning into a paki terrorist

>>149548701
>>149548734
More like historically accurate Jesus

>>149548651
nigga thought he was going to be wdc

>>149548785
Better than a cum addicted twink

>>149548651
dood bull

>>149548651
narb bros...

>>149548707
if this is true, it should just be a simple seat swap
red bull would be FOOLS if they didn't try to get george in response
but they're ded bull now and idiotic so they'll probably promote hadjar or lindblad instead

>>149548651
Where will he go?

>>149548806
True…

oh yea its fucking over for jorj

>>149548806
jesus christ is a cum addicted twink

niggas going to retire with 8 championships

toto>horny
its clear as jizz now

He will go to AM and together with Newey they will bring another new era of domination

At least Toto won't be associated with any rape controversies since he has his own grooming academy

>>149548843
red bull would be the obvious choice
aston martin if they actually wanna get better instead of roleplaying for lance

Marko is gone now, right?

NARB didnt deserve this

So he was right once again, right?

>>149548963
the guys is like 87, he should be retired by now. Have DC or vetlel or webber take his place as a talent scout

now that punished NARB is on the menu, i WILL be a NARBist

>>149548985
two more weeks

George should go back to Williams, they've been working on that 2026 car for three years now so surely it'd be good right

death to m*rcedes as always

>>149539494
max can't leave this shit soon enough

me? im a NARBist, always have been

>>149548870
He's 27.
He has at least 8 more years of peak performance.

will george get turned into firewood now?

Hope Max steals his seat mid season

>>149548919
>red bull would be the obvious choice
I doubt he can fix the bull
>aston martin
Stroll-Russell is the only possible line up then, I'm afraid.

>>149549133
Alonso has a contract so everyone posting about a AM move is dumb

>>149549128
Will he keep tradition alive and take his beard too?

>>149549156
contracts, just like bucks, can be broken

>>149549180
Alonso is also the better choice

fuck it
getting drunk

poor amx having to outdrive another car next year
mercedes-benz got away with being the biggest cancer in motorsport, but have since sold 2/3rds of the team so probably will just give the good engines to mclaren and have the other teams be test subjects like they're doing this year (i don't think a mclaren has retired this year due to an engine issue unlike a t*rger-ineos-m*rcedes, a williams or an aston martin)

>tfw this year wasn't as hot
feels good

>>149549221
ik ook

>>149549221
>price of flying on horner's jet

why *doesn't* haas just make a good car?

>>149549223
>mercedes-benz
kanker

>>149549293
Why would they?
Thanks to budget cap they make profit either way

>>149549293
Why would they make a Jag xkr?

>>149549223
The mercs in the Cheatlarens aren't turned up as much since they have advantages in other areas

>>149549293
building a good car is hard when part of your development happens in one of ferrari's sheds in italy, another part somewhere in britain and another over in burgerland.

>>149539494
>>149539930
>and that the series is growing in markets such as the US
Just FYI that's the only market where it's growing, and for some reason only in 2025.
After ~2019-2021 popularity for it has actually been on a downwards trend, at best maybe flat
I had to use instagram searches to show it since I figure that's the most womanly search term and tiktok is too new

death to burgers
cut their burger supply
feed them salads
watch them refuse to eat it and starve
gimi

this is what eryday englishmen used to look like.....

>>149549226
>English mode
Gringo on vacation???

>>149540477
You're thinking of the UK, also don't gloat faggot that shit is coming here sooner than you think we're usually the ones on the forefront of the globalist psyoping.
>Silverstone next

>>149541524
>Britain next
>>149541705
Liar

>>149549445
youtube is contstantly recommending me f1 channels which are just teenage american/mexican girls dressing up as the drivers and doing skits
the sport is kinda gay now, they need to bring back grid girls or v12s or something because the sport will collapse when it stops producing male drivers/engineers because they don't grow up being fans

How the fuck is /f1/ going to be like when it's
>muh amx
>b-but great satan mercedes
???

>>149549528
>the best driver in the best car annihilating everyone
it will be fun for one season and then we'll stop watching

>>149549445
>google trends
I doubt most zoomer women would be searching directly on google to find their formula boys fix. Whatever goes down inside instagram and tiktok circles can't be easily quantifiable. If anything, you could even say that every search for that term lead a percentage of the people to multiple pages of f1 in social media thus decreasing the amount of total searches over time.

>>149549528
Max will purge the devil with his sheer autism.

>>149544908
You people and SEAmonkeys are like 85% of the vtumor audience, don't pretend otherwise.
>>149547262
>England next

>>149549528
Hamilton was the problem. Toto is /ourguy/

>>149549561
>>149549573
>already shifting goalpost
So now toto is all good, ja? No more even ze wilhelms and therapy posting? You guys have no fucking standards.

>>149549567
Zoomers only watch vtubers

>>149547387
>Brownest places are all the hottest
Has the daily mail considered investigating if immigrants cause climate change?
>Britain next
(also they do)

It's so over for fake gimi and probably albono if they force him out of willy in favor of the kid.

>>149549567
Hello sirs.

I hope Jorg stays. Two competing drivers is the way to go. Kimi will just eat shit like Yuki did

>>149549583
>So now toto is all good
No he is the devil, and Max will vanquish him with maximum autism.

>>149549600
>if they force him out of willy in favor of the kid.
that's not how it works

>>149549528
don't know about rest of /f1/ but i'll still appreciate his autistic racing. But, he joins evil thus becomes evil and i can't support that. Mercedes will always be the great satan and those who cohort with satan, die with satan.
but, he won't go to mercedes anyway because nothing ever happens.

>>149549567
>latinos
>vtumors

>>149547387
this hot air gonna fuck off or come over here next?

>t. constant 18-22c days for all summer

George and Max would be absolute fireworks though

>>149549604
Nah Kimi is the right choice
By the time Max's career winds down he'll be hitting his prime, and there's no hard feelings about him being Max's bitch while he's still a green shitter

So which team is he driving for next year?

>aging red bull neweycar champion goes to another team where he's eventually paired with an up and coming young driver who really shouldn't be able to shit all over him
i hate reruns

>>149549688
pin goin' in for that balsa wood sniff

>>149549638
>>149549600
Yeah, toto likes to force his willy IN kids.

>>149549600
NARG is not going anywhere. max wont go to merc if NARB is there

>>149549686
Banking on potential is always a 50/50

>>149549688
Prema

>>149549697
prefer pine or cedar, me

Post f1 pics you never have chance to post but have on hand for a special occasion

>>149549706
Even if he doesn't work out you can just poach someone from another team, it doesn't matter
Kimi is cheaper than Jorj too

How to cool down a Brit? Put them in an cooler!

>>149549528
/f1/ will finally go full chuck board

>>149549730
cute

>>149549750
Not until you update this image for me.

>>149549761
is this weezer

>>149549730
>post pics
>posts a webm
also
>2close4comfort

>>149549791
whats with these hommes dissing my car?

>>149549815
fake gimi appreciates that fine doll on a scooter

>>149549784
it already has 22 chucks in it
22 races in 2022

>>149549822
Don't hit the same if you speak french tbqh

Max & Toto radio is going to be cringe kino

>>149549838
thank god i dont

That rhymed.

max and jorge would be the biggest power couple in f1. kimi is too inexperienced to hold a top team spot but with max + jorj you'd have 2 #1 drivers.

>>149549736
>Kimi is cheaper than Jorj too
not part of paycap and merc have infinite money

>>149549863
>not part of paycap and merc have infinite money
*cost cap, and Torger tries to run it as cheaply as possible

>>149549688
toyota gazoo

>>149549689
>vettel wins 4 titles in a row
>immediately leaves after the year he doesnt win
>max wins 4 titles in a row
>
???

>>149549841
Has Horner ever spoken with Max over the radio?

>>149549863
jorj is dead friend

Max and kimi will NOT beat norizz and ps3

>>149549889
>has a child
>immediately stops winning titles
The sex haver allegations remain undefeated
>>149549895
Frequently, but usually not mid-race

>>149549895
The team principle almost always hops on the radio when they win but Toto takes it to another level

>>149549895
after the races but there hasn't been a
>just drive it
haha hamilkwab

>>149549475
No, I'm just used to having all my computer stuff in English.

USE THE FORCE JORJ

>>149549815
Kimi is just asserting dominance.

you survived hamilton in ferrari
you will survive anything

>>149549831
AND WHERE'S THE 2023 2024 2025 VERSIONS FOR MY MISERY PORN CHUCKBRO, YOU DON'T EVEN PR YOUR GUY PROPERLY

>>149550138
>leoslop

a real team with history
fuck le ebin energy drink shit

>>149549750
He has no chance against the combined might of Mercedes , Max and Ferrari all working against him in the WDC

>>149550156
Mercedes might be the team for me.

>>149549730
Not really /f1/, but is about racing

>>149547387
that's not too bad

>>149549528
/f1/ won't mind. they only hated Merc with LH because they're racist.

TOTAL GEORGE DEATH

>>149550432
>racist
based
death to m*rcedes forever and always
death to any and all m*xicans too

>>149550156
haha ja!

R-racist than you, Paco.

>>149550194
>n*zis rape your country
>ummm this was actually good for me

Leave my George alone. He’s based unlike the cuck with an oedipus complex

>>149550858
i really, REALLY like this pic. i wish there was a /f1/ trading card game

>>149550194
what did you mean by that

>>149550906
Anne Frankly, he’s okay with that.

>>149550913
Charles has an Oedipus complex? I guess it makes sense with his dad being dead and all.
>>149550906
>tf
>tp

yeah, george is pure shit

So what's next for him?

>>149551386
joining bottass in the mercedes social media monkey department

>>149551154
Charles is more or less based

>>149551680
I'm just glad this wasn't the other way around.
Imagine if max was the thirty year old leaving their spouse to get with a barely eighteen year old girl. He'd have been fired into the sun by now.
And then we would be without the race robot and mercedes might still be propping Hamilton up.

>>149551819
he wouldn't have. people get away with that all the time. especially rich people. he'd be fine.

>>149551848
Agreed. As long as you’re good at something, you’re gonna get away with it. Money talks in this godforsaken world

I knew it
Max to Mercedes and narb to rb
Narb and hadjar at rb and two rookies at vcarb

>>149552116
of course, abdul

>>149551680
a meme made for face blind autists. love to see it, innit.

>>149551680
damn... they are the same person

>>149552222
holy digits confirm. as long as you look past the completely different eyes, nose, mouth, jaw, chin, general face shape, etc. they are indeed the same person.

>>149551819
>Imagine if max was the thirty year old leaving their spouse to get with a barely eighteen year old girl. He'd have been fired into the sun by now.
You mean literally like Gasly did?
>>149552195
Fact check: false

>>149552256
digits never lie so

>>149552256
>different eyes
what
>nose
what
>jaw
what
>chin
what
>general face shape
what

are you sure you're not the one who's faceblind, son

(Psst… Edd is behind you!)

>>149552311
You're lying, I can still see my shadow

>>149536547
>Privated
What have you done???

>>149552475
What was it?

>>149552536
Judging by the reply, something cute or funny, or both.

CMU

>>149549353
>xkr
>xjr.jpg
?

>>149551848
Considering that f1 is in age where it gets significant attention from Netflix and Twitter retards, I wouldn't be sure.
>>149552268
He's French, no one gives a fuck about the French.

>>149552536
It was a blurred Mexican cartel execution. You could still hear the screaming from the person getting his limbs severed and later decapitated.

do you reckon they'll replace DUN DUN DUN with the hans zimmer theme from the film

>>149549648
He's not wrong though. SEA and LATAM are full of weeaboos. I'm actually surprised there isn't a Hololive LATAM yet, like in Indonesia and previously in China.

>>149547387
>Chop off most of your forests during centuries
>Get deadly heatwaves in the end
Deserved

>>149552865
Ed Sheeran's song was supposed to replace Carmen Bizet last race, according to hue commentators. Thankfully it didn't happen.

Hans Zimmer ruined symphonic pieces for movies

>>149552941
nah
>>149552911
>He's not wrong though. SEA and LATAM are full of weeaboos. I'm actually surprised there isn't a Hololive LATAM yet, like in Indonesia and previously in China.
He's just a contrarian, he was malding about a blasian podcaster that interviewed Yuki a few weeks back.
>>Chop off most of your forests during centuries
>>Get deadly heatwaves in the end
>Deserved
>tf
>tp

>>149552865
for me its sprintDUN

>>149552941
Yeah Andreas was a better composer desu

gimi

gimi

Gimi

Why doesn't Red Bull just build their car for combat?

>>149552804
that's not an XKR anon are you ok?

>>149553191
brave

I don't fit in an old model XKR so I like to XJR better, hence why I posted it thusly thoughneverbeit

>>149553239
>I don't fit in an old model XKR
FAT FUCK

vegas eventually

>>149553189
woah, that looks like maxes mom.

>>149553597
thats my mom, my name is paul

>>149553597
>maxes
good morning saar

>>149553304
That fucking sphere really piss me off because it’s so g jg vdst ds mdamn brghht fcking hate it

>>149553742
>g jg vdst ds mdamn brghht
mmm, very true

ded to mclel

>>149553742
at least is not sdgf 34t 32rwef

>>149553019
I hate Buttman

Next thread...

ded thread
ded sport

gimi 500

I've baked a thread but have to wait 300 seconds because some /qa/ autists please understand small indie company

>>149554205
>>149554205
>>149554205

Ferrari

Leclerc

Michael Schumacher

>silverstone
Time to post my favorite bong vtuber

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