50 days until Week Zero
Kansas State vs Iowa State (in Dublin, Ireland) Noon (ESPN)
Fresno State at Kansas 6:30pm (FOX)
Sam Houston at WKU 7:00pm (CBSSN)
Stanford at Hawaii 7:30pm (CBS/Paramount+)
Idaho State at UNLV Time and TV TBA

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>>149603241 (OP)
They should ban Week 0 with that doo doo game lineup. Such a cock tease of a weekend.

Kansas State needs to give us some fresh faces to be creepy over.

9-3 won't cut it if DeBoer wants to keep his job. They must make the playoff. Boosters are getting restless and want results for their money.

You know I like my chicken fried

The house settlement ruined college football. We had only 3 years of the sport being legit and fair and cool. Now we are back to having a retarded gay sporty that’s about CHEATING and nothing else. I hope every one of you fucking dies in a fire stupid fucking worthless faggots.

>>149603366
And yet you'll still watch it every week this season and many seasons to come.

Coach Hitler

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.

>>149603509
Not really I had quit watching it for like a decade of bamawins. I only came back for the last 3 years and I’m about to quit again

>>149603518

>>149603518
da ist es!

>>149603705
Based Nike bot

>white qb

>>149603509
Not him but I’m just here for the racism. I rarely even put the games on as background noise anymore.

Taco tech paid 5 million for ojo and I have seen footage of him getting BTFO at the recent camp in Vegas. They absolutely fucked up I can see him not even being a 5 star by December

Ahem… ahem… I have an announcement to make …
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Coach Primate

>>149603919
We're going to start seeing lists of "who got the best value for their players".

>>149603668
It wasn't unusual for a single donation from a whale to be greater than everything the 99% donated for the year. Donations of that size didn't come in every year and some years there would be mega donations from multiple whales but in general, only the whale gifts really mattered.

>Finley goes to notre dame

Texas can’t even recruit mid ass receivers whose dads went to Texas and who grew up in Texas and who are number 1 in their board.

>>149604126
Damn. But I have to think that fewer 99%ers must mean there are also fewer 1%ers. Not a cause but a correlation.

>>149604550
speaking of Finley, has qb TJ Finley landed at his 5th school yet?

>>149605038
He is still in the portal but I'm sure someone will pick him up since he has

>elite height

>>149605853
Flopping in football should be punished more harshly than anything. It should be an instant eviction from the game because it’s dishonorable and unsportsmanlike.

>>149606260
why aren't the refs told to throw flags for unsportsmanlike conduct on players that flop? i think this is one of the only instances of it ive ever seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmgsJ1qfvZk

>WR named Boobie Feaster committed to USC today
Imagine the NIL opportunities

>>149601070
>I'm a huge fan of a college I never attended. I graduated from a college in a whole different state. And there isn't a fucking thing you can do about it.
Based and WGU Night Owl-pilled
>>149603274
Left is unironically a more attractive option. Don't get me wrong, right is hot, but left just looks cuter.

>>149603366
>Xichigan stealing signs
>Blowhio State stealing SEC players and abusing CFP officiating
>>legit and fair and cool
Anon, the last 2 seasons were none of those things. Last season was the most sanitized, boring, ESPN FPI-approved slop I've ever seen.

>>149606576
lol i hope players like him and Noah Knigga ball out so the broadcasters are forced to say their names multiple times every broadcast

>>149606812
They have been the most entertaining seasons. I am of the opinion that sign stealing is not cheating. And I don’t like blowhio state but it’s still been good football.

>>149606576
Every single year the best reciever from Texas gets stolen by a foreign school. Our patience has its limits. Texas will start retaliating agains this shit

Tar Heel fans when Belichick's girlfriend gets involved with the program.

>>149606913
>reeee you can't steal our recruits it's not fair
Meanwhile 3 of Texas' 4 top commits are from FL, CA and AL while 4 of A&M's top 5 are from GA x2, CA and OH. Some kids just want to leave home and experience something new when they go to college. Get over it.

>>149606867
They will pronounce it "Nee-gah". I guarantee it.

>>149606687
I just love thick girls. You just know left has better tits and ass.

>>149608258
Yep. Nothing ever happens

>>149608258
>>149608748
i figured they were just gonna call him Noah

>>149603274
You think this is a game?

>>149606576
fuck, tOSU was trying to get that meme

>>149606526
The NCAA tells refs to err on the side of player safety. Punishing flopping would make some legitimately injured players try to hide their injury because refs aren't perfect and some will call a flopping penalty on someone who gets a sudden cramp out of nowhere. Once players start getting flags for legit injuries, injuries become severe from not being treated properly.
It's frustrating to see someone do an obvious flop and for there to be no consequences. It's an imperfect game and refs can't see everything and know the full context in which everything happened.
>>149610409
EA told me It's in the Game.

>>149611761
Players already try to hide injuries and play through them. I'd like to see a rule that says if there is an injury timeout the supposedly injured player cannot return for the rest of the drive. You can frame that as pro-safety. After all, it takes longer than one snap on the sideline to properly determine if he can or cannot return to the game.

>>149603241 (OP)
>>>>>>

>>149606893
>They have been the most entertaining seasons.
Based on what? It's fucking retarded that teams that lose to shitters (anOSU, Notre Lame, Tenneshit) can still compete for a natty.
>I am of the opinion that sign stealing is not cheating.
It objectively is when it's violating established NCAA rules.
>And I don’t like blowhio state but it’s still been good football.
What's good about it? There were no surprise teams last season aside from arguably Arizona State. The rest of the field was hilariously in-line with ESPN predictions.

>>149608456
Yep. Also, blue eyes are better desu

>>149603241 (OP)
Based Paul OP

>>149603350
COLD BEER ON THE 4th OF JULY

>the phone call that saved college football

playing nobody and sleepwalking into a playoff against teams that have and payed a cost for it

>>149616004
Not a complete sentence.

doesnt have to be man its 4chan

I'm ready for the season. I now have some totally legit and legal android tv apps that will allow me to watch pretty much any game I want. Bring this shit on.

>>149618514
Please kindly do the needful sir

>>149620071
SportsFire, and you should get StreamFire as well since there's some overlap, but also has regular TV channels. Hoping they'll cover everything I need for games. Quality is okay enough since it's free.

what is the most comfy conference?
I heard the Big Sky Conference is ultra comfy

Go Ducks

>>149621878
For the FBS, it's the MAC.

>>149621878
Its just the big 12, americas conference

>>149622499
Gross

>>149623422
Literally all the best states in the union are covered there

WTF is Hugh Freeze doing?

>>149623947
A hand full of programs thought the House Settlement meant "we don't have to worry about NIL anymore" and are currently getting BTFO. Its happeneing to Missouri, Oklahoma and to a lesser extent Texas and Oregon

>>149623947
>losing in recruiting to 2 Ohio teams that split in-state recruits with 3 other schools
Yeah, that's pretty shit.

>>149624100
Or boosters have stopped donating and the House settlement is being used to cover that up.

>>149623947
>Sec is below fcs sac state
Kek

>>149624247
Who the fuck is Sacramento State? Are they a new FBS school?

>>149624247
ACC, Big Ten, Big XII, nuPAC, and SEC all have teams below Sac State. If they can keep recruiting at that level, maybe they really can make it in FBS.

>>149624227
I dont think so. Maybe to some extent boosters think "you have a 20 million dollar budget now you don't need our money to compete anymore".

But for the most part its about boosters just wanting to comply with the "spirit" of the ruling and not try to use loopholes. But then of course you also have trash fucking programs like the faggies, Alabama, Georgia who love the fact that there are now rules in place that they can break to gain an advantage over programs with superior resources.

>>149624337
They're trying to move up from FCS but the NCAA is blocking them. They've hired an anti-trust attorney to sue the NCAA to let them move up. That worked for Liberty but they had the religious freedom angle and a huge war chest for lawyers.

>>149624391
Somehow I doubt Sacramento State and Northwestern are cheating but Auburn isn't.

>>149624390
Did somebody say Houston?

>>149624427
What's the reason the NCAA gives for blocking them, and what's the real reason?

>>149624477
All yall niggas that don't want her sitting on your face are gay asf

>>149624247
>>149624390
>32 commits
It's just zerging. The fact they're surrounded by classes half that size means those other classes have way better quality of players. Still a good class by FCS standards but not a class any P4 wants to copy. To put it another way, once the classes below them sign a few more players they'll move up past Sacramento State.

>>149603241 (OP)
>game in Ireland
>does not feature Notre Dame

I don't get it. I don't get it and I don't like it.

>>149603241 (OP)
your picrel looks like a /pol/ depiction

>>149624490
The NCAA says they can't move up because they don't have a FBS conference invitation, which is a requirement to move up a division.

>>149624537
PAC-12 should take them and literally all other west coast teams that want to move up.

>>149624520
Notre Dame played in this meme game against Navy a couple years ago and it was a blowout.

>>149621878
MAC. Just gray skies, gray fields, flat land, and pure rust belt depression.

>>149623947
It’ll take care of itself after we win the natty this year.

>>149624459
Sac state is not included in the house settlement they can do whatever they want.

>>149624770
yep its gone work itself out

>>149624501
I'd hope to god that P4 especially P2 programs could outrecruit a FCS team not being allowed into FBS

its crazy how its still not clocking to these head coaches that recruiting is the only thing that matters *(unless you are texas A&M)

Thats all the great coaches did they just recruit the best players.

>>149624842
The circled number is average recruit ranking. Sacramento State would be below every team in this picture if 247 ranked by average instead of raw numbers, but they recruited enough literal whos to nearly catch South Carolina whose small class is 70% 4* recruits. The P4 teams in this picture have low total numbers for a few reasons.
>still filling out their class
>taking a small class because they have a young team and won't lose much after the season
>taking a small class because they will fill in the rest of their gaps with the portal

>>149624501
They are an fcs school with a 4 star and 24 three stars. Thats as good as a p4 bottom feeder or high level g6 team

>>149624858
Recruiting is allegedly Hugh Freeze's greatest strength as a head coach.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/45025016/way-too-early-college-football-post-spring-top-25-ranking-2025
>It's my life, it's now or never
>But I ain't gonna live forever
>I just wanna live while I'm alive
>(It's my life) My heart is like an open highway
>Like Frankie said, I did it my way
>I just wanna live while I'm alive
>It's my life

>>149625457
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

>>149625457
>Clemson
>#2
>piss easy schedule
If they lose more than 2 games, they should shut the program down.

Coach Primate

>>149625444
When he was younger and didn't have the whole getting paid for side pussy on his resume. I personally don't really give a shit, but I'm sure black momma's who never miss church would care once other coaches start negatively recruiting against him.

>>149625577
The year of The Pedo is upon us.

>>149624858
Or you go the 2019 LSU/2023 Michigan path and get a future NFL coordinator on at least one side of the ball.

>>149627669
2019 LSU was stacked with talent. 2023 Michigan wasn't quite as stacked but they had a ton of upperclassmen plus enough elite talent at key positions.

>>149626219
It would actually be hilarious if Colorado does better with their new QB than they did with Shedeur.

>>149627669
2019 LSU was one of the best rosters of all time and neither coordinator went to the NFL

>>149627802
I think he's talking about Joe Brady, who wasn't LSU's OC but was the offensive brains on that staff. He left to be Carolina's OC and is now Buffalo's OC.

These bucks committing to A&M for a few extra dollars are so fucking stupid. I can’t wait for them to go 8&4. Fucking monkeys

>AYO

>>149628368
They good boys. Naw my issue is with society who societiezed them boys into they behavior. Them socio economic factors n shit got them boys crashing out fr. yt ppl did this

>>149613096
What position does this college football player play?

>>149628431
In this case "the adult" was Geno Smith, who also tried to get into a fight with a fan at the same event. Smith coached the OT7 team that got smashed by Newton team, 39-17.

>>149628903
tight end

>>149629294
blacks. smg tbqh.

Why do the faggies keep getting preseason ranked despite not having an amazing year in a long ass time?
Cornfuckers level of failure

>>149630844
>NC State Wolfpack
>2002
>no ten win seasons
>2002-10=1992
>1992
WOLFBROS NOOOOOOOOOO

>>149629294
>black QBs

SEC should be determined by Baptist percentage.

>>149631632
>Missouri isn't Southern
>all those Baptists

>>149631602
absolute clown world. I have no hope for the future at all. All logic proceeds from the assumption that evolution occurs everywhere but the brain. I hope this planet is destroyed

>>149631651
Yep, it's the loophole that lets them stay in the conference. NC and VA fags should be happy seeing this map.

>>149631651
>>149631663
Missouri was a slave state, which is the real SEC litmus test

>>149627764
>>149627802
2019 LSU was the 5th ranked team in talent composite that season. That said, most of the starters on that team weren't future NFL guys, it was Burrow, Chase, & Jefferson just being hilariously efficient and explosive. Their defense wasn't great, got better in the CFP, but hardly an elite unit, outside of 2 or 3 guys.
>2023 Michigan wasn't quite as stacked
On defense they absolutely were, maybe not in terms of recruiting composite, but definitely an elite unit. I mean even this season they were still stacked, their 2s were dominating a loaded Bama offense.

>>149631698
I thought Missouri ruined the regional thing but I guess there is one uniting factor

>>149631658
They argue 200,000 years wasn’t long enough for anything significant to occur cognitively.

>>149632815
Gay, stop posting it

>>149632815
This funny AF. Keep posting it

>>149632815
TRVTH

>>149632566
That argument is tautologically false though. People developed different skin colors and a bunch of shit they could easily develop cognitive differences too.

They don't actually make logical arguments they just presuppose their bullshit and sneak it across the goal line because more normalfags dont have the brain power or inclination to challenge them.

Coach Pigeon

>>149631632
Welcome to the SEC

>>149635595
Let's check the real map.
Yep, Carbondale is in the southeastern quadrant. Welcome to the SEC (Level III) Salukis!

Should Brian Kelly take lessons from DeBoer on how to pass as a redneck?

>>149630844
Tradition.

>>149632566
But modern humans are ~300k years old after the latest findings

>>149637250
I don't get it, why is he brown?

>>149637250
DeBoer is from on of the Dakotas. I wouldn't imagine his upbringing was that far off from people in rural southern areas. Maybe colder, different accent and religion, but "country" to some extent. Kelly is a Yankee prick from Massachusetts.

Which QBs should I watch if my team is gonna need one next year?

>>149630844
>Vanderbilt Commodores
>Never

Truly an injustice. I'm not even a Vanderbilt fan, but I want to see Vanderbilt have one dominant year.

>>149633992
And there it is.

>>149633992
Coach Nigger

>>149641072
They had plenty dominant seasons from 1900-1930

>>149640601
Cultural appropriation

Roll Tide

Macy Jerry/Jury/Dre is cute tho
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_OS7hzGxi0o

i miss him so much bros

>>149645764
It is a heavy burden to wear the crown

>>149632906
>People developed different skin colors and a bunch of shit they could easily develop cognitive differences too.
This doesn’t follow. The skin and brain are different organs. What is true of the skin is not necessarily true of the brain.

>>149646532
Cant tell if you are literally profoundly retarded or trolling

>>149646532
the smoke alarm phenom says its true of the brain as well.

>>149646638
>ad hominem
I accept your concession.

>>149647566
no lol you just straw manned first

>I say because X it follows that Y Could also be true
>you say that X does not mean that Y necessarily follows

You refuted an argument I clearly did not make which is why I responded with insulting you because we cannot have a back and fourth because you are too fucked.

DirecTV has been sold, which means it is now free of AT&T's bureaucracy and potentially can make deals for carrying sports channels that AT&T would not. The new owners are investors from Fort Worth, Texas.

not even close

>>149635845
>Top half is slightly over 10 degrees
>Bottom half is over 15
USGS is a Missouran propaganda machine

>>149651643
The map projection used (pic related top) makes the northern portion look larger than it actually is. I used that projection so the lines would be straight because people who don't have a background in geography already whine about it not feeling true to them.
Ideally I would have used an Albers Projection (pic related bottom), which is great for the contiguous United States, but I knew once someone saw the curved latitude lines, they'd post something ignorant.

>>149632558
West Virgina seceded from the Confederacy in 1863 though

>>149652496
Blob Virginia was ugly. Breaking it into two states made both look better cartographically.

>USA vs Mexico poverty kick game soon
RIP /cfb/

>>149613096
Reminder there's no way she could wipe properly

>>149652496
Every SEC school is in a former slave state.

>>149653579
Another reason why the Mountainqueers cannot be allowed to join.

it's the House's fault Auburn recruiting is in the shitter

>>149654561

Roll Tide

>>149603257
>They should ban Week 0 with that doo doo game lineup. Such a cock tease of a weekend.
I actually like opening the CFB season watching Literal Who Southwest State vs Another Shitter U

>>149631632
>map data from 25 years ago

he's live.

>>149655660
Sorry Josh, I will not be watching your show.

>closer to 2030 than 2020

josh pate being happy when the house settlement passed was the last straw for me. Fuck that faggot I will never watch his shit agian

>>149654914
you're one sick son of a bitch

>>149655030
Doubt there's been a huge exodus of Baptists to Colorado.

>>149655897
Good. 2020 sucked.

>>149656792
Can you think of anything else that might have changed since then or are you satisfied that there's been no Baptist migration to Colorado?

>>149654202
They had slavery until they ratified the 13th, so they’re welcome

>>149654909
Now that Bama has gone from #1 in recruiting to #1 they can finally start winning again

>>149657102
Whatever you alluding to, just write it out instead of playing the 'guess my head canon' game.

We will lose kino moments like these as cfb becomes stratified

Sad

>>149657354
>Now that Bama has gone from #1 in recruiting to #1 they can finally start winning again
jej

>>149658098
This is the price everyone willingly chose so that players get paid. No refunds.

they're still messing with /our girl/

>>149660715
Because they can. They know they're untouchable and can do whatever they want.

dont know who to start my dynasty with. Miss State, Stanford, Kennesaw State, Purdue these are the ones I'm looknig at

>>149661080
Kennesaw b/c you'd be their first big shot

>>149661080
People still play sports video games? You never lose unless you severely handicap yourself. What fun is there in that?

Lots of money is being poured into the Space Force now and talk of them having their own academy separate from the Air Force Academy is growing. With it likely that Space Command will be moved to Alabama, the Space Force Academy could end up there too. How butthurt would schools like Troy and UAB be if Space Force popped up with a football team and became Alabama's third most popular team?

>Trinity University, a Div. III school in San Antonio, TX, posted a message on X tonight regarding the Kerrville flood.
>The message indicates that "the young daughter of Trinity football offensive coordinator Wade Lytal" is among those missing.

>>149661401
>a majority white football team in Alabama
I didn't think we'd ever see that again. It would be glorious.

>>149661464
Space Force would sneak at least a couple of Ayy LMAOs on to the team.

There's been some complaining on Auburn boards lately about Hugh Freeze entering his Scott Frost phase, spending most of his time playing golf with his friends. He's out on the course three or four times a week. Freeze's defenders say he's still recovering from cancer treatment and that's why his recruiting has dropped off so much. Also we're in a dead period, so there's nothing for him to do right now.
Up until about a month ago, the line coming out of the Freeze camp had been that this is going to be the year where Freeze's work comes together. Finally the remains of Gus and the Potato Man would be completely wiped away and it would be Freeze's program, a winning program. Starting about a month ago, the tone changed, with lots of messages coming out trying temper expectations for the season. Everything from 'Freeze has been sick' to 'Auburn is the only school following the rules of the House settlement' have been trotted out.
Seems to me that if you're well enough to play in golf tournaments (and win), you're well enough to be in the AV room reviewing tape and building up initial game plans for the season's opponent. The recruiting dead period doesn't mean coaches can't do any other work with the program. My guess is he knows this is likely his last season and is lowering expectations so he can last a bit deeper into the season than if they start with high expectations that get quickly dashed.

The 'croots just keep flooding in with the Tide

>>149662068
Inertia is a wonderful thing. The question is if DeBoer can turn all that talent handed to him into a sustainable winning program. He already missed the playoffs. What happens if he misses them again, especially with all that talent? It's not like he can claim Nick Saban left the cupboard bare.

>>149657344
WVU is a shit program that adds nothing, so they aren’t welcome. UVA will get in before WVU does, hilariously enough, I’m fine with that.

>>149662606
Think what the SEC is looking to see in UNC and UVA is evidence that they're not going to do what Colorado did when it joined the PAC12 and go "Now I can get fat" while no longer putting in much effort. They need to show that they're going to try to pull their own weight instead of seeing the conference as a refuge.
UNC sometimes shows signs of life and of course has a basketball pedigree. Virginia is a harder sale because even as their state's flagship, they don't seem all that interested in rising above average in revenue sports. They don't have much time to show they're serious before the realignment wheels start moving again.

>>149661080
Miss State is still Lebby, right? That could be fun, turn them into a Big 12 team (which is what he's trying to do IRL).
Stanford could be neat, too, although if I went that route I would shift the conferences back to the 2023 alignment.

>>149662317
There could be a cultural issue there. Someone in the building was pissed off enough to let the late to meetings thing leak out.
Let's also not forget, DeBoer has never had to deal with southern brothas. Those bucks up in the north are thoroughly broken in by the time he was coaching them.

/cfb/ uncs crashing out hard on god

>>149658098
I remember this. It was called the Chad Morris Experience.

>>149664780
No idea what "crashing out" means in this context. Not a zoomer.

>>149632815
Based map-posters

>>149665266
The map that broke /cfb/.

>>149662606
WVU is a top 5 culture.

>>149665883
Now come on

Call Paul

Aubros this is just getting embarrassing....

>>149666738
It's what we deserve for hiring that piece of shit. Harsin was an understandable mistake in trying to do something different. Last time we did that, we hired Terry Bowden, which worked out well for a while. Freeze however was just a cynical hire along the lines of "you have to have an son-of-a-bitch if you want to win". Petrino and Steele were earlier rebuffed attempts by boosters with that type of thinking to get their guy. Now they finally got their guy and he's not only the piece of shit everyone knew him to be, he's also a shitty coach in every aspect other than recruiting (and even that's started falling apart too).
That said, Paul is just making noise to get people to listen to his show. Lane's tweet is only significant in that it gave Freeze's tweet more visibility and plays into the notion that Freeze is more interested in playing golf than getting the team ready for the season.

>>149666738
Literal non story if it wasn’t July

>>149666738
I'm sorry, but did Auburn’s recruiting class already suck? Oh, that's right. The 2026 recruiting season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only July. Does not having a top class in July count as a shitty class? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this post when the season is still going? Auburn is still recruiting right now and they have had top 20 recruiting classes for how many years now? Texas A&M is one of the worst teams in the SEC who just happen to have a recruiting lead because they're feeding off NIL. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Auburn is one of the best fucking teams in college football, they went 5-7 last year and would have made the playoffs if the refs didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Auburn flips recruits and someone bumps this topic. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Auburn posts because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your posts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>149655897
We're actually closer to 2050 than 2000

>>149668155
We're actually closer to 3000 than 1000.

I keep imagining how my college ex would react to my life if we were still together. She’s married now to a fat guy. I bet they look like manatees when they fuck.

>>149668624
You didn't say she got fat so we must assume she was already fat when you were with her.

>>149668624
Im her husband btw AMA. Stop liking her Instagram btw

>>149661401
This branch is a complete waste of time. The Air Force already did their shit. Also, their service dress looks like some cringe scifi shit.

>be me
>Saturday afternoon
>casual Big Ten enjoyer
>turn on FOX for noon game
>expecting sleepy Iowa 13-10 slugfest
>suddenly
>GUS. FREAKIN. JOHNSON.
>“AAAAAAAAAND HE’S GOT A FAMILY!!!!”
>RB breaks a 3-yard run
>volume immediately 400%
>Joel Klatt trying to provide analysis
>Gus yelling like someone got shot out of a cannon
>“HE’S A BAD. MAN.”
>camera cuts to guy tying his shoe on the sideline
>crowd is half-empty
>Gus is acting like it’s the 4th quarter of the natty
>“SPEED. POWER. TOUCHDOWNNNNNN.”
>ball actually fumbled
>refs still spotting the ball
>Gus hits a vocal octave I didn’t know humans had
>feel my ancestors rise from the grave
>tfw you realize Gus could call paint drying and you’d still scream
>God bless this man

>>149668781
This is a complete waste of time. The Army-Air Forces already did their shit. Also, I'm a tranny BTW.

>>149668155

>>149661527
Space Force Greys?
Space Force Foo Fighters (fuck you Dave Grohl)?

>>149668970
Probably would just go with Guardians.

>>149668624
got any old pics of her butthole?

>>149668767
She was but it was in a tasteful Kansas State kind of way. Now it’s in a Houston way.
>>149669181
Nope, everything else though. I don’t miss her booba that much though since I’ve had much better now. Then again they’re probably enormous now.

I haven't watched CFB since the championship.
What's been the biggest news this off-season?

>>149669228
Nebraska is predicted to be BACK in 2039 by the cfb video game

>>149669359
wasn't their sim model completely broken in '25? I remember seeing screenshots of like 7-5 Nebraska winning the championship or some bizzare shit
I'm sure this year's game will be just as shit
saving my money this year

>>149669410
>only big 12/acc/g5 teams
>wasnt it broken? le herp

>>149658098
>>149664794
oh god, that game

>>149669359
Nice to know the sim engine is still absolutely busted. I shan't be paying, I will stick with 25

>>149667874
lmao

>>149669228
House settlement was finalized and most programs have opted into it.

>>149669228
They put the Pop Tart mascot in the new game

>>149665982
Being choke artists who never live up to it's potential is not a culture.

>>149624337
>>149624247
we comin

>here's that QB of the future I was telling you about

SOVL

>>149669359
MADISON JAMES MADISON WE ARE THE DUKES OF JMU

>>149668783

>>149669359
>2031: JMU
I think this video game might be onto something

>>149671956
You’re being obtuse.

>>149670327
>Bought CF25

You fell for the bait.

Real ones are still playing NCAA 14

The Pop Tarts are returning for the Dublin game since Kansas State and Iowa State won the last two Pop Tart Bowls

>>149676681
The whole PopTart mascot thing has been fun but they're going to overexpose it and drive it into the ground.

Louisiana Tech's entry into the Sun Belt, once thought to be a slam dunk, appears to be dead. The fellow Louisiana schools wanted Tech in the conference to lower their travel expenses and to boost ticket sales since LA Tech fans can easily travel to games at the other Louisiana schools.
The eastern members aren't having any of that and now are suggesting that if the other Louisiana schools are too poor to travel, they should drop down to FCS instead of shitting up the Sun Belt. Expelling the Louisiana schools and replacing them with MTSU, WKU, and Liberty would keep the conference at fourteen members, while making it a more cohesive regional conference. Arkansas State would be the only remaining member west of the Mississippi River.

>>149678355
>The eastern members aren't having any of that and now are suggesting that if the other Louisiana schools are too poor to travel, they should drop down to FCS instead of shitting up the Sun Belt
KWAB. As a fan of a Sun Belt east school, I'm glad we're not handing out gibs to the poors in the west. LA Tech does nothing for us.

CUSA and the Sun Belt could do a member swap, though CUSA would be an unwilling participant. If the Sun Belt dropped the Louisiana schools, CUSA would give them a home rather than them needing to drop to FCS. If the Sun Belt took Western Kentucky and possibly Middle Tennessee and Liberty, it would move the Sun Belt east some more, while the already spread out CUSA would get a cluster of members in Louisiana.
The big loser would be Delaware, who'd be on a island a good distance from the rest of CUSA. They really should have tried to get into the MAC. No idea if it was Delaware or the MAC that didn't want that to happen, but with UMass joining and NIU leaving, maybe they'll look at the possibility again.

>>149678355
It should be Liberty, but they're a "private, for-profit" school.

another L for the chuds

>>149678771
Good. The women voted for it. I hope every guy that isn't good enough to win a state title pretends to be a woman and BTFO of them all. Every state champion in every girl's sport needs to be a dude. Total domination.

Paul is live

>>149675903
>NCAA 14
Im considering going back to it but the last time I did, I broke the defense so hard it made the game trivial.
At least in CFB 25, some offenses are hard to stop.

>>149679402
Even with the hardest sliders, NCAA 14 was piss easy unless you severely handicap yourself. The same can be sad for all sports games and video games in general.

>>149678652
Doubt that matter too much to Sun Belt schools. Maybe it would to some of the mid-Atlantic schools but in general, even while filled with the type of people who go into academia, the typical school president of a Sun Belt school is going to be far more open to Liberty than the chardonnay drinkers at major universities. Being private isn't really an issue. The for-profit part isn't even that big of a deal when you look more than an inch deep into the finances of the "non-profit" schools.
The real issue is that it's an evangelical Christian school. Most "religious" universities in FBS are religious in name only. BYU is one of the few that does stick to their religious values but Mormonism is more acceptable to the chardonnay crowd than evangelical Christianity. Which is why the Sun Belt might be an option but the ACC never would be, no matter how well Liberty played or improved their facilities. If you're the president of Troy or Arkansas State, would you openly make public statements of opposition to a form of Christianity that's quite common in your alumni base and your state's legislature?

>>149679758
CFB and the newer Maddens have enough rubber banding to where it can occasionally give you a really good challenge (for me, its usually against elite scrambler QBs)

nothing like having your 30 yard deep post picked off by a linebacker 5 yards deep staring into the backfield
EA Sports, It's in the Game

Roll Tide

>>149681218
Who are the elite scrambling QBs according to the game?

>>149681218
Artificial difficulty just proves how shit a game is. I'll play a graphical sports game again when it's actually realistic. That'll never happen, of course. Can't wait for EA's upcoming NCAA Basketball game to be pure shit, too.

>>149681633
Idk about the new one but in 25 guys like Will Howard or even Jalen Milroe (lol) could be a pain to deal with, doing freakish shit that you can't defend like throwing on the run across their body.
>>149681650
They're updating the AI in the new one, we'll see.

>>149683089
EA has been "updating the AI", "adding physics based tackling", "improving gameplay", etc. for almost 20 years since their glory days on the PS2/Xbox, and it has amounted to nothing good.

>>149683089
>Jalen Milroe (lol) could be a pain to deal with
lol how often does he fumble in the game?

>An Auburn football linebacker was one of two 19-year-old men arrested Monday morning after a traffic stop in Dadeville, according to the Tallapoosa County Sheriff’s Department.
>D’Angelo “DJ” Barber, an Auburn freshman, and Marcell Brewster, both of Birmingham, were pulled over around 9 a.m. for a traffic violation on US Highway 280. Authorities say during the stop, officers developed probable cause to search the vehicle.
>During their search, officers found “a large amount of marijuana, a pistol, and US currency.” Investigators with the Tallapoosa County Narcotics Task Force were called to the scene to assist.
Hugh Freeze sure knows how to recruit them. Thought NIL was going to do away this is low value shit? Think again. Ghetto is always ghetto.

>>149654914
If I could have a week -1 of g5 shitter vs ooc g5 shitter id take it every time

>>149683424
If you can't love a shitter v shitter matchup you're just not a sports fan

>>149683442
What if it's two blue bloods that are both having a shitty season?

>>149683459
It's annoying because I want them to tie

>>149603274
Im going to watch the aer lingus bowl in august, do you think I can catch them?

>>149683485
are they kansas state fans? i thought they were oklahoma state fans

>>149683459
Yes I would watch a cornfucker chokie slop fest Everytime

>>149683505
No, those girls are Kansas State fans

Who's the oldest player in the upcoming CFB season? Any weird 26+ year olds?

>>149683185
Not as much as he should kek

>>149683720
i think it might be former ECU now Villanova kicker Luke Larson? hes 33 and still has eligibility. if its not him its probably gonna be some other kicker/punter

>>149683720
Cam Rising continues to grow stronger every day

>>149684003
pretty sure he finally retired due to the hand injury he suffered during this play

>>149683720
Thought for sure Diego Pavia would be one of them but he's only 24.

>>149684347
>"only" 24
The coof year messed up your perspective because that's old as fuck for CFB

>>149684371
Yes but not 26+ like the anon asked. Also Pavia is the one who sued the NCAA for more eligibility. Question is if he will do it again after this season to see how many seasons he can get and still get paid.

she's crumbling while Clark thrives

>>149678355
>Liberty
I don't care if its cheap travel, my dukes deserve better than to play those Narcs every year

Speaking of For-Profit Evangelical diploma mills, Grand Canyon will be joining the MWC next season.

>>149685979
>School traded on stock market
Lmao

Meanwhile, non-profit school Harvard, has an endowment fund of over $50 billion.

>>149603274

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t425619-p48-playboy-college-girls.html

After going over half of this 48 page thread, I am not too impressed with the offerings at Kansas State.

Georgia Tech always has a surprising selection of cute nerdy girls though, but the Big 10 seems to have always had the most beautiful women. That is my observation after 24 pages. It's a shame Playboy stopped doing college girl things over a decade ago.

>>149686941
Their girls aren't "smokeshow Playboy model" hot, they're "fun and attainable farm girl slam pig" hot. Just very different appeals.

>>149686726
And that's all they will ever have after that.

>>149686941
>Georgia Tech always has a surprising selection of cute nerdy girls though
Decades ago yeah, there would be quite a few cuties there. The GT student base isn't like that now lol

>>149686941
>but the Big 10 seems to have always had the most beautiful women
ironic

>>149687314
What happened at Georgia Tech? Did cute girls just stop enrolling in engineering programs. Back when I was in college, my favorites were the deceptively hot girls in engineering and hard sciences.

>>149687655
>"What happened at Georgia Tech?"
>Googles demographics
>60% men
>33% White
>Asians are the highest group

Gee I wonder why the cute white girls stopped going there.

>Meanwhile
>Google UGA demographics
>59% women
>6x the amount of White people than Asians

>>149687395
Depends on the Big Ten school. Each state has a different admixture. They're "white" but a different kind. PSU has Italians. OSU has "Americans". Michigan has a lot of Polish + Dutch people. They all have Germans as that group is the plurality of the Midwest. The real gems are at the schools like Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, etc. if you can land a girl before she becomes pear shaped and/or tatted up.

>>149687655
>>149690860
Also UGA added an engineering program. Before that, girls in Georgia had to either live up to the standards of Tech, which back then didn't bend for DEI all that much, or go to Southern Poly. When Kennesaw State absorbed Southern Poly, that left students who wanted an engineering degree, but couldn't get into Tech, with nowhere to go in state. Lots of them started going to Auburn since it is just over the border and only a couple hour drive from the Atlanta area.
UGA now has a mid-tier engineering program while Tech's standards have continued to increase (though they do have some DEI cutouts). Georgia has no plans to make their engineering school as good as Tech. Not every engineer needs to be world class. The state needs plenty of rank-and-file engineers, which is what UGA will provide. It also helps prevent the top non-Tech students from going to Auburn.

I’m having antisemitic thoughts about the current state of college football

I'm jewish and I love the state of current college football

The story of West Virginia Tech football.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2khHA1osTe8

>>149691870
>>149691913
kek

Soon...

>>149692607
How many more years of eligibility does he have?

>>149692011
Very cool

>>149692982
Two more weeks

>>149691913
many such cases

>>149692982
2025 is his final year of eligibility

Call Paul

https://www.dnronline.com/sports/college/sun-belt-leaders-discuss-more-candidates-to-replace-texas-state/article_24fc2ceb-75c9-5ac8-89f3-6d74978212ba.html

>other schools, including Ohio, have reached out to the Sun Belt to at least discuss membership
Interdasting. Apparently Ohio is tired of midweek MACtion and traveling to UMass and Buffalo

>>149690860
>>149691631
Don't be fooled. UGA also has a ton of gooks and poos now. It's extremely gay.

>>149700463
Every college is getting rice'd/poo'd. International students pay more, this is a way administrators can keep their do nothing jobs and bloated salaries.

>>149700419
>Ohio Bobcats
Interesting. MAC losing one of its more competent teams would be a huge blow. Could see Miami and Toledo jumping too.

Personally, I would want ECU in the SBC. Fits the regionality and culture better. Good baseball team, would legit make the SBC a top 4 Baseball conference

>>149700695
Like I said, it's really gay. I'm glad I'm not in uni anymore, feel bad for the zoomer lads. Either you work your way into a frat (who also appear to be getting POO'd) or you're forced to socialize with fucking New Delhi residents

>>149700419
Haven't done the math but doubt joining the Sun Belt would save Ohio on travel.

>>149701778
Ok, here are the numbers, which assume Texas State and Northern Illinois have left for their new conferences and UMass has joined the MAC but doesn't account for LA Tech, which would make the Sun Belt distance even larger.

Roll Tide

>Roll Tide

>>149703296
As a UGA fan, I am very thankful the Gayturds didn't have Ricky this past season. Him + Lagway would have been tough to deal with.

>>149691631
Informative. Weird that Georgia has more medical schools than quality engineering colleges. But health jobs are probably a safer bet for the future.

Cyclone bros...our response?

The Sun Belt should just stay put and be ready for the 2030 realignment round. I know they like having divisions but they can either do uneven divisions (it's not the first time this has happened) or do away with them temporarily and schedule eastern schools mostly against each other and western mostly against each other.
It would be a shame to miss out on an opportunity like getting East Carolina because they panicked and saddled themselves with a marginal CUSA program.

>>149703666
They've long pulled lots of engineers from the state of Alabama. While Auburn is the top engineering school, there's a large number of other schools with their own engineering programs. Don't know if this is still accurate but Alabama used to produce more engineers than any state other than Texas and California. Getting them to move to Georgia wasn't difficult.
Georgia has often relied on its ability to recruit talent from the region rather than spending resources on developing talent itself. It's why the state has one of the largest income inequality gaps.
Back when the state was petitioned for specialty license plates for schools like Auburn, Florida, and Tennessee, many of the good ol' boys in the legislature balked at the idea of letting other school logos appear on Georgia license plates. Once a business group pointed out how dependent the state is on outside talent and how stupid it would be drive them off over something trivial like a license plate design, they relented.

>>149690860
>The real gems are at the schools like Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa

You can always count on the Golden Gophers.

>>149703397
Billy Napier would have squandered their talent with his vanilla playcalling.

>>149703717
The SBC in 2030 will go one of two ways. Either the ACC completely disintegrates and they pick up the stragglers (Wake Forest, VT, Boston College, UVA) or the ACC does the reverse and picks up the top half or so(JMU, App, Coastal)

>>149700419
Schools reach out all the time
Ohio wont be in Sun Belt, but people underestimate how unpopular MACTION is. Giving up most your games to weekday nights when no one shows up is draining for them, this is the exact reason NIU just left.
They would get out of the MACTION contracts if they could, including if that meant leaving MAC

>>149690860
>and/or tatted up.
Why are midwest girls like this?

>>149687655
We had hot girls in my engineering program but I went to an 85% white school.

>Texas State
>Northern Illinois
>Angel Reese
>Ohio Bobcats
>MAC
>Engineers
>Sun Belt
The season can't get here fast enough.

>>149704436
Sorry your redneck "university" in the SEC doesn't have the spotlight for half a thread

>>149704436
Texas State is cool tho

>>149704531
t. Cuck living in Blowhio

>>149704531
>Sorry your redneck "university" in the SEC doesn't have the spotlight for half a thread

what did belichick's gf do this time that's making everyone seethe and write those letters?

>>149704655
Wasn't obese.

>>149704436
>NOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAMS WHERE IS MY HECKIN REDDIT POLITICS REEEEEEEEEEE

>>149705142
>_____ __s

>>149704436
>The season can't get here fast enough.
Why? So you can try to derail those threads with demands everyone go to your gay game thread?

>>149705204
Nah he'll just continue spamming his basedjak folder at everyone he doesn't like as the sharty user he is

>>149705202
>lol hey coach watch this p-ACKKKK

Coach Deion Sanders

Team Media days going on around now. Check them Ankles and Knees on your "injured" players. If you're fit enough to tiktok dance, you're fit enough to play and not get your medical redshirt before transferring

>>149705342
Say that to someone on their face; see what happens...

>>149705202

>>149691631
>Tech's standards have continued to increase

I admire schools like Georgia Tech that still have division I programs and continue to have high enrollment standards. It must be hell trying to recruit and maintain a decent roster in sports like football and basketball. I'm sure they drop the academic standards for scholarship athletes, but not by that much. I always root for them to at least make a bowl game or go to the NCAA tournament.

>>149705557
Based take. As someone from New Hampshire who loves college football for 30+ years there is a certain element of pride that isn't shared with Homer fans to their local team. I also moved to Atlanta for 2 years and I will say GT fans were cooler that UGA fans

>>149705557
I know the big sticking point is regardless if you're going for an actual degree or African Studies you are required by Tech to take calculus, and that includes all athletes
They probably do their damn hardest to get them by with BS, but still they are required to take calculus

>>149678355
Stupid decision.

>>149700419
Ghoulish, absolutely ghoulish. I hope the corrupt legislature down at Broad actually gets off their asses and prevent that.

>>149705750
I wonder if they realize how autistic that is.

You know, since David Shaw was revealed to be a talentless fraud, it really speaks to how legendary Jim Harbaugh is that Shaw was able to pretend to be an elite coach for 8 years.

>>149708491

fucking bullshit, how was I supposed to know?

>>149705557
Undergrad is difficult. They have some fluff degrees but as another anon pointed out, all undergrads must pass calculus, regardless of degree. They do however have some pretty easy graduate degrees. While they couldn't build an entire teams this way, they could get some good players in key positions by getting transfers who completed their African Geology degree at Dumbville State and have eligibility remaining as grad students.
>>149706952
It's Tech. Being autistic is pretty much a requirement.

>>149710304
Kek

>>149710457
>all undergrads must pass calculus
It's truly hilarious to me that educational standards are so bad that this is considered some big requirement.

>>149710593
It has nothing to do with educational requirements and everything to do with calculus being useless to most people, especially athletes. I’m an engineer and I have never used it on the job despite taking three classes of it.

>>149701554
I'd love ECU in the sun belt. They probably won't jump until the AAC's media deal expires, I suspect that the Sun Belt and AAC's new media deals will be similar.

>>149704187
I'd love to have JMU in the ACC but I think it would take a series of catastrophes for the ACC to consider it.

>>149704531
Severely Entitled Conference

>>149708491

>>149710628
True, just saying, it says a lot that some people see the word "Calculus" and shit their pants.
>I’m an engineer
Based, what kind?

>>149700419

Kind of funny how UL Monroe is the reason why Ohio might end up in the MAC.

>Sun Belt calls a meeting to discuss potential expansion
>UL Monroe speaks up
>Rest of the conference listens, doesn't care what they have to say
>They're the black sheep who's only here because they're grandfathered into the league
>"Guys, LA Tech is only 35 miles from us, add them so we can have a travel partner!"
>Everyone else starts pondering what teams are nearby that they want to play
>Marshall speaks up, points out that Ohio is nearby
>It's the largest new state that borders the eastern side of the conference not named Florida
>Travel costs get reduced
>Divisions get scrapped
>Marshall gets their biggest rival back on it's schedule

>>149710764
*end up in the Sun Belt

>>149710653
> but I think it would take a series of catastrophes for the ACC to consider it
you say that like they aren’t capable of pac12-ing themselves
I think it’s a matter of when not if

>>149710690
Cal is admittedly difficult. I have the mind for it and it still took me a while. Totally understandable for normalfags to balk at it. I have an uncle that quit college because he couldn’t pass it.
>Based, what kind?
Labor management. I make sure wagies don’t slack.

>>149711125
That catastrophe being smu dominating the conference

Is it happening? First time he has posted in 6 months.

>>149708491
Looks like Puka Nacua with straightened hair lol

>>149710304
>>149710581
lmao

>Ineligible. Player is refusing to play to because the school is refusing to pay the agreed upon NIL contract

>>149708491
>91 OVR
lmao

>>149704436
>The season can't get here fast enough.
I remember watching Georgia State beat the Vols on August Vacation and I am dead serious the football schedule should be pushed backwards two weeks to take more of that month. Just let the CFB season end at Crimmas

>>149710764
Does the Sun Belt want to scrap divisions? Thought that was something pretty much the entire conference liked having.
It's interesting to see that the top of the Sun Belt is about three times as wealthy as the bottom on the conference. JMU's revenue is lower than P4 teams (and WOSU) but is near the top of the G5. The percent gap between them and the ACC is smaller than that with LA-Monroe.

>>149713970
There was a struggle between the quarter/Thanksgiving camp and the semester/December camp on when the season should start. The semester group won, even if some schools like UCLA still are on the quarter system, leaving their stands empty the first few games of the season.
Makes me wonder if there's a way that the season can be structured where quarter schools start two weeks later and finish later. This would cause the quarter schools to have a smaller gap between the regular season and the post season so probably couldn't work.

>>149658098
I got scouted by UNT :D

No one outside of plebbit or the grievance studies departments of leftist schools care about Liberty being a religious school. The more time they have under their belt as an FBS school, the dumber the pearl clutchers look.

>>149711145
>Cal is admittedly difficult
Calculus is a high school course for anybody showing basic brain activity

>>149715460
15% of public high school students take calculus.

>>149715460
This. It only gets difficult once you reach multivariable

>>149715632
>This. It only gets difficult once you reach multivariable

>>149711125
>you say that like they aren’t capable of pac12-ing themselves

The difference is, the Pac-12 schools all had life rafts. Now that their life rafts are at 16-18 schools (and still trying to figure out the best way to make this work), I'm not so certain that the SEC is going to welcome FSU/Clemson to their private domicile.

Are they better than a half dozen schools in the conference? Sure, but those schools aren't getting kicked out to make room for FSU/Clemson.

Reminder that at most universities, education majors only have to take one section of College Algebra to meet their math requirement and many schools now have a special section of College Algebra for education majors that's easier than the normal section.

>>149714033
That's my belief if they follow through with Ohio as #14.

They would just give everyone a travel partner where you'd basically play a week/end series in their area.

Really goes to show everyone how much the MAC and it's fans hates playing weeknight games in November. NIU is willing to join a football conference with Hawaii, and Ohio - a charter member of the MAC - is willing to leave to join a conference with UL Monroe.

>>149716415
>Ohio University, the lone remaining charter member of the MAC
Well, there's the problem. They're the weirdos of the conference now.
Mentioning travel to UMass and Buffalo was a mistake since it's easy to see travel in the Sun Belt would be greater. But it's easy to see why they might be interested in playing a new slate of opponents. While they don't have a rivalry with Troy or Arkansas State, having those schools come to campus would be something new instead of playing Akron for the thirty-fifth year in a row.

fucking Barners

>>149716631
It’s always the Tuskegee people

>>149716631
>The child is projected as a 4* DB and is currently ranked 84th in ESPN's class of 2040.

>>149716631
Y'know, I only get Blue Alerts nowadays. Weird.

>>149716840
>Seth Michael ALTMAN, a Texas 10 Most Wanted Fugitive, was captured on October 25, 2024, in Fort Worth, Texas. ALTMAN was taken into custody without incident by Fort Worth Police Department Officers.On October 3, 2024, at approximately 11 p.m., the Police Chief of the Memphis Police Department (Hall County), along with one of his officers, went to a residence in Memphis to arrest ALTMAN for Burglary. ALTMAN is accused of shooting the Police Chief multiple times and then fleeing on foot from the residence.On October 4, 2024, a warrant was issued out of Hall County for ALTMAN’s arrest for Attempted Capital Murder of a Peace Officer.
Wow, that escalated quickly.

>>149716410
If you can't keep up in a real major, academic advisors tell you to change your major to education. Finding that out made a lot of my gradeschool teachers make sense.

>>149717000
Dude gives zero fucks.
>I only wish I had shot him in the face.

>>149717005
I was sitting outside of a class one day and could hear that they were learning how to make paper boats. It was a senior level Early Childhood Education class. Sure, making paper boats would be a fun class activity for children but it was weird to hear in a senior level class.

>>149715601
My high school didn't even offer it.

>>149715601
>>149715632
>>149715758
Is it actually hard? I coastmaxxed, I took physics with the min reqs(concurrent trig) bc it seemed interesting, everyone else was in calc, I did the same as them.

>>149717127
???? where are you from

>>149717297
Texas. It was a very poor and very small school district. There were people who didn't have running water, electricity, and I'm pretty sure there were a few products of incest who stopped showing up around fifth grade. Friend of mine didn't have floors or walls in his house, just the slab and exposing pipe.

Dude had a kickass pool, though. Priorities. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>149717343
>Friend of mine didn't have floors or walls in his house, just the slab and exposing pipe.
what the fuck. speaking of, does anyone have that screencap of the anon talking about his neighbor that has a house made entirely out of wooden doors or w/e?

>>149717297
>Is it actually hard?
That's difficult to determine without being in your head but if you passed a decent physics course, you'd probably be able to make it through Calculus I (Differential Calculus). Even if you didn't fully grasp it, a combination of rote memorization of various rules, along with lots of practice doing problem sets should get you through.

>>149717343
wtf are you bordering mexico?

>>149717519
nominated class slacker, class complainer, and most likely to be president personality.

>>149717524
Worse. Louisiana.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCy0BtK4Ku0

>>149717524
>>149717601
Could be worse, could be on a reservation. Those schools are usually exempt from state standards and the tribes just don't have much interest in them since so few graduate anyway.

>>149717381

>>149717626
My granddad got casino profit sharing, but my mom and I were too White to get stuffed out there. Sometimes I pull the redskin card when the negroes get too uppity in my presence, that tends to make them back off for a bit. Big Sandy is where they used to go, but I think these days the native kids pretty much go anywhere. The flood of wetbacks has finally reached that part of Texas, so there's even whatever the equivalent of White Flight might be for injuns. Prairie nigger skitter.

>>149717700
kek thanks

Details on the SCORE Act that Congress is working on.
* would require all NIL deals to hold a “valid business purpose” and fall within NIL Go’s fair market value compensation range and anti-circumvention rules
* would allow the NCAA to require athletes to disclose NIL deals so collected data could be anonymized, aggregated and shared
* would stipulate that schools earning at least $50M annually in media rights could not use student fees to support their athletic programs (impacting SEC and Big Ten schools)
* would limit agent compensation to 5 percent of an athlete’s compensation (Yahoo was told by coaches that some agents are charging 10 to 20 percent on some deals)
* would allow the establishment of a one-time transfer rule and eligibility standards
* would keep schools from cutting scholarships for injury or performance
* would require schools to provide athletes with academic support and out-of-pocket healthcare within three years of leaving school
* would require all schools to maintain 16 varsity sports teams
* would allow schools to restrict athlete NIL deals that violate school code of conduct or present a conflict with an existing school agreement (like an athlete having a shoe deal with a different brand than the school)
* would prohibit states from passing their own NIL laws
* would make the House settlement law instead of just a legal settlement

>>149715460
bullshit, only the nerds were in calc by senior year

>>149718501
>one-time transfer rule
TJ Finley on suicide watch.

>>149710304
>>149710581
This can't be real, EA is not based enough to do that.

>>149719762
Most based thing EA ever did was upgrade your gf the better you became in career mode

I fucking love college football bros

>>149715758
What? Some of the geometry shit does get tricky. I found Diff Eq easier than multivariable

>>149720117
IIRC your dorm room also got better looking as your player advanced. And the old Madden Superstar mode apartment would eventually turn into a mansion.

https://www.sltrib.com/news/education/2025/07/10/university-utah-unveils-new-logo/
Utah’s new acronym is UU

>>149723298
UwU

>>149723038
damn right

>>149723298
I thought that was always the logo.

>>149720117
For me, it’s bottom left.

>>149718501
>would allow the establishment of a one-time transfer rule and eligibility standards

Extremely based, I'm rooting for this bill. Transfer bullshit has been my biggest problem with the current iteration of college football

Another year of college ball, and another year of me advocating that all the perennial bottom dwellers switch to an old school run heavy/option offense.

>>149725540
>let’s make sure zoomer kids never want to play football at our school, that’s what’ll turn things around!
I doubt zoomers have the heart or focus to effectively run those offenses anymore

>>149725643
Those kids are picking these shit schools because everyone else didn't want them. They're already going to lose 8+ games every year, so there's nothing to lose. There are enough HS teams that run old school offenses that would lessen the transition. You also instantly get the advantage over your opponents by shrinking the amount of time they have to practice for it.
>I doubt zoomers have the heart or focus to effectively run those offenses anymore
Some they would. The Notre Dame Box is basically just a heavier option version of the modern Wildcat offense.

>>149725643
>>149725752
You could get enough good OL and RBs who like it. You'd never get WRs or TEs worth a damn. You might be able to get a QB who is good at running the option. They exist, but the challenge is convincing them to keep being option QBs instead of trying to get better at passing and learning an offense that translates to the NFL.

dman prime can't even walk

>>149725939
> challenge is convincing them to keep being option QBs instead of trying to get better at passing and learning an offense that translates to the NFL
hasn’t stopped oregon, Ohio state and pretty much every SEC school from running offenses that don’t translate to the nfl

>>149725939
These are schools that are bottom dwellers, they aren't getting 3* or better players to begin with. Stack your roster with physical WRs and undersized, athletic o-lineman at TE.

>>149726320
I get what you’re saying but think about it from the 16,17 year old’s perspective
>go somewhere flashy that might win a lot of games and while coat tailing putting in zero effort
>go somewhere bad and have to grind every day, probably lose a lot plus your main responsibility is blocking lol

>>149726699
O-lineman love run blocking over pass blocking as they get to initiate contact instead of absorb it.
>go somewhere flashy that might win a lot of games and while coat tailing putting in zero effort
I think NIL changes that. Most kids now just follow the money and don't give a damn about anything else. I don't blame them as everyone does it even with real jobs.

>>149723298
>96% of people in the state connect the existing logo with the university.
That's insanely high for anything. Sounds like they're more interested what people outside the state think, a classic mistake of thinking it's ok to ignore their base, but the kind of thing academics love to do.
>Native rumblings
Mormons are getting increasingly woke so wouldn't be surprised if the small number of members of the Ute tribe that want the school to change the team name gets joined by virtue signalers to ruin the system for everyone.
>>149725050
Wikipedia shows it in use since at least 2022.

>>149726915
I remember it prior to that, around 2002 when I was still in high school.

>>149725964
There has been talk of him needing to have one of his feet amputated.
>>149725643
Love seeing plays like a double reverse succeed but seems like teams shy away from anything with lots of "moving parts". Much easier to chunk the ball downfield in the era with so many protections for the QB and receivers.

>>149727051
>seems like teams shy away from anything with lots of "moving parts"
Easier to just spread it out and throw into big windows. There's less risk involved compared to the option, reverses, etc. where the ball can easily be fumbled.

>>149727046
It was the athletic logo on and off, but not the “official” logo.

Reminder that BYU's logo is just the letter Y because they started making a big BYU sign on the side of a mountain but got lazy and only finished the letter Y.

Hello

>>149728281
Is that Miami of Ohio, the notorious party school and former college of Big Ben who definitely NEVER raped anyone?

we got him talking

>>149728568
Ye
It’s also not notorious if your not caught btw

>>149728649
He's buyout-maxxing now. What's funny is his nut huggers that have made themselves hated by the rest of the fan base don't realize that Freeze is setting them up. He's going to coast through the season until he gets fired while the nut huggers continue to insist "this is his year" and his failures are due to "the potato man".
There will be no forgiveness for the Freeze whores.

>>149729019
This seems like a great strategy to get rich. Get a massive contract and just purposely do so bad that they pay you to go away.

>>149729019
Auburn deserves this after the shit they did to Harsin. Fuck em.

>>149729109
He probably came into the job with the intention of doing well. He's the type that smells his own farts so he thought he was as great as his nut huggers believe him to be. The wins over Saban were tainted and Liberty simply was able to outspend everyone in CUSA. But his supporters blew a trillion lumens of sunshine up his ass until he believed the hype.
His first couple of seasons were blamed on Harsin but in the current age of the portal and NIL, the bare cupboard excuse doesn't work very long. Last season he made a habit of blaming the players for his mistakes, especially poor play calling. His supporters kept doubling down on the potato man excuse, saying 2025 was going to be the year everything turned the corner. Now Freeze has to actually produce and he sees the talent just isn't there. Not with him, not with the staff, and not with the level of development in the players he recruited and should have been able to take to their full potential. Why not just go full Scott Frost and enjoy the end of the ride instead of fighting for something he sees is impossible for him to accomplish.

>>149729109
is that why he did it bros?

My bussy just got an NIL deal.

>>149725939
>You'd never get WRs or TEs worth a damn
Not necessarily. PSU has been running retarded boomerball offenses for decades and still manage to always have at least one freakshow TE.

If you can find a big tall ass white boy with a little bit of athletic skill, you can coach him into being a top TE over a 2-3 year span. (if you offense utilizes a TE of course)

>>149608258
I don't care how they try and bastardize it, it will be close enough. The clips will be amazing

>>149606867
>score 3rd TD of the game
>anouncers are visibly sweating profusely
They'll start out by only calling him by his name and something like "big Noah" or "noah from the eagles" or something, until they quickly make up a nickname to avoid his last name.

>>149730621
It will be funny for a couple weeks and then just kind of be whatever. I'm sure it will be run into the fucking ground here though.

>>149730659
The first clip that gets posted of it will get a ton of replies. I'll take it getting run into the ground if it means a team gets talked about that isn't your typical P4 teams.

>>149730621
>>149730659
RG3 will definitely have fun with it if he calls any Eastern Michigan games

Sorry to disappoint you

>>149730750
The announcers are going to sound out every fucking syllable and put a lot of emphasis on the NAY part just to be sure they don't slip up. It'll be comical.

>>149730659
If he plays and gets a tuddy imagine the signs the next week will be in force. emu is basically a retard holding facility 5 miles from UofM. I cannot imagine a person that wants to go to the poor person side of UofM

>>149731031
>emu is basically a retard holding facility 5 miles from UofM
What does that make WMU and CMU?

>>149731072
.
The WMU(the zoo) is in a city, EMU(yipsy) is the poor side of ann arbor, CMU(mount pleasant) is a casino and then a strip mall road employed and funded by students.

>>149730621
>his name is WHAT?!!!!!

>>149731031
Not everyone can get into Michigan. EMU serves multiple purposes. The primary is to be a four year school for metro Detroit for those who aren't UM material and don't want to go to Wayne State. It's also a place for Michigan students who end up on academic probation to get to their grades up enough to get back into Michigan. There are also students who couldn't get into Michigan right out of high school but want to use a good first year at EMU as proof they should be let into the flagship school.

Roll Tide

>>149729831
What’s your cope for giving Diet Arkansas their best season in four decades in his first year? That’s right. None.

Sun Belt has decided on Louisiana Tech, will vote on Monday to give invitation (which means it already was decided)
https://x.com/Shane_DNRSports/status/1943797542719995942

>>149732831
Fifteen years ago he beat Memphis and that's your reason for licking his balls? Six months from now you're going to deny you every liked him (unless you're a troll, which is just pathetic if that's the case).

>you now remember Scott Frost

>>149732876
They’re the only program that would give any play in Texas, since they routinely play the big Texas schools. Maybe the east of the Mississippi schools aren’t keen on it, but it seems retarded to add a fucking Ohio school into the “sun” belt conference.

>>149733175
watching him constantly losing one-score games in increasingly goofy ways was funny but im rooting for him to have a big redemption arc now

>>149732876
They’re only being added to keep those poor cunts at ULM from going bankrupt. What a shitty choice.

>>149732884
>Fifteen years ago he beat Memphis
Most intelligent Freeze hater.

You know I like my chicken fried

>>149729543
love a good helicopter

>>149729543
This is like that gif of the girl’s shirt getting cut open but it never quite does. I always want him to make it.

>>149733220
After throwing Nebraska under the bus for his own failures I kinda don't want him to get his redemption now.

>>149733220
I don't

>broke down and bought garage parking across from the stadium
Honestly, worth it.

>>149733258
LaTech plays the big texas schools fairly regularly. I’m more familiar with them than anyone else in the Sun Belt, which I suspect is a larger part of it.

Coach Primate

Oh man, Hugh just fucked up trying to call out Paul....

>>149725964
Coach Cripate

>>149740412
Very antisemitic . I expect a public apology from freeze along with groveling

>Football in shambles
>Bruce is leaving
Aubros....what the fuck is happening

Soon

>>149741751
Puke I'd rather go mow the grass
also
>CDT
barf

>>149741751
>not being an EST Chad
I feel sorry for you

>>149741842
ESTcels get the least amount of sleep due to the late start times. It’s been proven.

>>149741975
I get 8 hours every night because I can just pirate the game, without all the commercial breaks and other bullshit, and watch it when I wake up. I'm saving 45-60+ minutes I can spend doing something else.

>>149741975
Im usually too drunk by the end of the 330 game to watch the 530 and 7pm games, usually wake up and catch pac/mw after dark

>>149742062
>can’t shitpost during the game with his /sp/ bros
>has to avoid finding out the result accidentally
>needs to pirate
What a terrible time zone.

>>149742184
Has nothing to do with my timezone. I could sleep in, wake up around 11am, and watch a full slate. Instead, I wake up extremely early because that's what I like to do.
>can’t shitpost during the game with his /sp/ bros
You people only talk about whatever SEC/Big 10 game is on anyway. That's boring, and nobody talks about my teams.
>has to avoid finding out the result accidentally
Extremely easy as you just don't go on any sports sites or channels. I can just refresh a torrent tracker, download, and watch. It's that simple.

>>149742268
Should've went to a real school. I find it humorous how yankee types never actually go to college.

>>149744650
>never actually go to college
Went and graduated some 14 years ago. College is a scam anyway, and at least 75% that go could learn the same shit by themselves at home for free.
My main school is who I've always liked for over 25 years. The other 3 I like because of the offense they run.

Thanks for admitting you people only talk about SEC/Big 10 teams though, as you didn't even attempt to deny it.

>>149744892
Because >we went to good schools. Where did you go? Pinehurts Liberal Arts for Girls and Maidens?

>>149744892
this nigga went to community college and is acting like he matters lmao probably wakes up early because he works weekends lulz

>>149744929
>good schools
Did you go to MIT? Harvard? Yale? Brown? Cal Tech? Penn? If not, then you simply went to a diploma mill party school.

>>149744946
Never claimed that, but cool strawman and assumption. Apparently they didn't teach you about fallacies in college. Thanks for proving that your school was a diploma mill party school.

>>149745047
Cope. Maybe reddit is more your speed, you actual factual philistine.

>>149745118
Still no rebuttal and just fallacies. Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. I accept your concession. Filtered. Reply more, I'll never see it. I know you can't resist, you're already typing.

>>149745149

>>149686941
>that Texas Tech one
What happened to fluffy hair

>>149742268
This is like when poor people claim that things they can’t afford aren’t actually important. If you work third shift you’re a loser. If you work second shift you’re working through weeknight games. If you work first shift you either lose sleep or watch games on delays. If you work weekends you’re a loser. There’s no winning in eastern time.

>>149745371
Cool opinions bro

>>149745371
what the fuck did I just read

>>149745371
I liked working third shift in college, but I just slept all night anyway.

>>149745149

>>149745371
The correct answer is you run your own business that's successful and well enough run that you have the ability to alter your work hours to whatever fits your lifestyle, including watching as much /cfb/ as you want.

Why the fuck hasn't the season started yet? I might even watch CUSA if they had a summer league.

why doesn't anyone want to play for the defending champions...

>>149749446
If NIL is similar and they can get playing time at both, why not go where it is sunnier?

Fresh Bread
>>149749921