https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPbu5hg15Y

>>149605380 (OP)
My Steelers :)

Only 70 days until >we have to apologize to Chiefs fans.

More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

For me? It's Bart Starr. The greatest Quarterback we've ever seen

>>149605429
Completely different sport back then with different rules and positions. Any accomplishment before salary cap or free agency don't count.

Didn't ask

>>149605461
cope

>>149605411
what happened to you not bringing up brady

>>149605505
It carried over from last thread due to the kiwi's webm.

What are the Niners floor and ceiling this season?

>>149605623
0-17
17-0

>>149605594
Are MP4s okay?

>>149605639
When Purdy had the cast of Avengers on his team none of us could imagine them missing the playoffs. Now that he no longer has a super team niners are lowering their expectations. Nick Wright deserves an apology.

>>149605380 (OP)
Mahomes stuck in Brady’s shadow, he’ll be in the Montana, Marino conversation.

>>149605505
Refresh page a few times. Happy?

>>149604981
>Never felt like it was his fault for the playoff loss.
It wasn't. Even with 4 turnovers, he put 23 points up (one of 4 teams to do that and his second time). And turnover 4 (the INT) was a tipped INT in the endzone when down by several scores. It wasn't at all a bad pass. I know that blaming everyone but the QB is a faggot thing to do, but this time it's absolutely right. The defense wasn't up to snuff and the receivers kept fumbling. Of course, that was because the Eagles had a great defensive plan, they knew not to target Daniels. IIRC when Daniels stepped off the field after making it 14-10, he didn't get the ball back until it was 28-10. Daniels played a perfect postseason as a fucking rookie on a team that required him to take risks.
He is Jesus Daniels

>>149605883
I know you're obsessed with Daniels and he's a very good QB but he scored 23 points against the Bucs and Eagles. He didn't play "a perfect postseason" by any stretch. Perfect would be Flacco in 2012 or Montana in 89

Does he know ball?

>>149605797
For 3 years in a row Montana lost in the 1st round of the playoffs. He scored 0 TDs in all 3 of those playoff games. He got blown out 3-49 in one of them.

Brady played so bad he lost 4 games in a row and missed the playoffs.

Mahomes only lost in championship rounds. You will never gaslight me into thinking losing to the Super Bowl is worse than losing to inferior teams in the early rounds.

>>149606010
>You will never gaslight me into thinking losing to the Super Bowl *champ* is worse than losing to randos

QBs have always been important to a teams overall success but the rule changes have only enhanced this. Defences used to regularly shutout teams or hold them under 14 points. That shit barely happens anymore. The fantasy jews and Goodell implemented too many rules changes. It's not close to the same sport it once was

>>149605883
what impressed me about him was his completion percentage prior to him getting injured. He was about to set a new record.

can't believe this dude somehow managed to win SEVEN super bowls

>>149605723
Only poverty franchises post highlights from other teams especially against a team that sent your one home.

>>149605981
>he scored 23 points against the ... Eagles
And again, only 4 other teams were able to do that. The reason I say that is because it proves that our offense can absolutely beat Philly's defense. Could you name our WR2 without looking it up? Daniels makes the offense, he's the reason we went from winning 4 games to winning 2 playoff games. Take the Lions game, for example. Despite everything, Detroit still put up 31 points. 31 points is absolutely enough to win a playoff game, but Daniels was able to put up 45.
>b-b-but they were injured
Unless all those injuries happened during the bye week, then those same injured Lions were still the 1 seed.
>Flacco
Defensebabby who could play it safe. Daniels is the FIRST rookie ever to help carry his team to a CCG instead of being able to hide behind an elite defense.
>>149606134
And IIRC that injury caused our 3 game losing slump with 2 of them being meme losses to the Steelers and Dallas. People love to say "if the coin flipped the other way, Washington would be 9-8" but they won't accept that, by the same logic, >we would've been 14-3

>>149606206
He won the life lottery of teams to be drafted to. QBs spend half the game sitting on the bench so having a good defense is important. He had 2 decades of elite defense and a weak division.

Mahomes will only have a few more years of Reid, Kelce, and a weak AFCW.

>>149606248
>against a team that sent your one home

I don't get it. You think I'm a Bills or Texans fan?

>>149606084
it's also made having leet QBs less important. You might as well forfeit the season if yours is shit now though. That's why the auto overpay anytime a QB shows a pulse

>>149606306
>>Flacco
>Defensebabby who could play it safe

You think the Ravens defence in 2012 was good? They played well in the playoffs but they were 17th in PPG allowed that season iirc lmao were you even watching ball back then?

>>149606306
>Unless all those injuries happened during the bye week, then those same injured Lions were still the 1 seed
Lions had to bring in a bus worth of recruits to make up for their injured players. It was a completley different team.
>were still the 1 seed
That's a testament to how strong they were. Even with that many injuries they could still beat everyone.

Maybe Brady is unironically gay

>>149606359
>were you even watching ball back then?
if it's a fan of a team having relative success in recent time you can bet the answer is no

>>149606318
When >your Ravens were last seen in a playoff game against >my Chiefs what happened? Or how about when they were last seen in the regular season. Exactly.

>>149605380 (OP)
Those legs….
I’m so vulnerable to that type bros

>>149606409
Yea in 2023 so what? The 2024 Chiefs got ass raped in the Superbowl to an extent not seen since the 2013 Broncos. Hold the historical L for me lil bro

>>149606359
It's stupid to compare a Flacco with 4 years experience to a rookie. If Daniels wasn't perfect, what more could he realistically have done?
>>149606365
>It was a completley different team.
>That's a testament to how strong they were
Given how my point is that JD5 was good enough to upset the 1 seed, I think you and I are in agreement

haven’t seen a defense this bad in the Linc in awhile

>>149606507
Nigger YOU are the one claiming Daniels played a perfect post season. Now you'reovijg the goalposts saying who we can compare him to because he's a rookie? The dick riding is truly embarrassing

>>149606511
>YOU are the one claiming Daniels played a perfect post season. Now you'reovijg the goalposts
If Daniels wasn't perfect, what more could he realistically have done?

>>149606473
But it wasn't your team that beat our ass. Only fatherless men take credit for another man's work. And I use "man" loosely when referring to you.

>>149606639
Scored more than 23 points against the Bucs and scored more than 23 points against the Eagles? Flacco never scored that few in any of his 4 playoff games during the owl run and he didn't have a single turnover

>>149606796
>box score watching

>>149606726
>You can't laugh at muh Chiefs if you're not an Eagles fan

Fucking lol what a mindbroken bitch

>>149606639
What are you waffling about

>>149606034
>gaslight
Everyone knows Mahomes is a ref baby with a holding O line. The fact that you spend every waking hour here trying to convince us only proves that you are insecure about your beliefs. All this stat schizo spam you do is cope to convince yourself. Deep down you know he's a fraud

>>149606010
>gaslight
Everyone knows Mahomes is a ref baby with a holding O line. The fact that you spend every waking hour here trying to convince us only proves that you are insecure about your beliefs. All this stat schizo spam you do is cope to convince yourself. Deep down you know he's a fraud

>>149607045
>>149607192
Anon-chama

>>149606010
Montana got knocked out with a concussion in that game btw. He still would have lost but that just proves how tough defenses were on QBs back then. Mahomes would have gotten a career ending injury if he played in Montanas era, while Montana would have better stats in this passer friendly era.

Keep coping though. I'm going to light fire works.

>>149607458
the pussification of the nfl is pretty sad
they get paid bazillions of dollars to play a children’s game and dont even have the decency to play it violently like men anymore
the league office now goes back through footage of games and fucking retroactively hands out fines for head contact
shameful, the excuse for years was they were getting paid so much because its hazard pay, well now they’re taking the fucking hazard out of the game to satisfy anti football pussies who only watch highlights on twitter

>always daydreamed about being an NFL player
>born with a bad Achilles
It's not fair

>>149607458
he runs like a gay twink racing home to get his shit pushed in.

>>149606836
Article 5 of the man code section IV says
1. You are not allowed to talk trash about a team that sent you home in the playoffs for at least 2 seasons following the loss.
2. This rule does not apply to teams in your division.
3. It does not apply to the defending dynasty; they are allowed to talk trash even after losing.
4. If you avenge the loss in the regular/post season you may talk trash immediately.

>>149608099
I, personally, defeated the kansas city chiefs NFL team last season

>>149607734
Brady benifited from the rule changes too. Fun fact, no major rule changes have occurred in decades that change the safety for QBs. The league just changed how often they enforce existing rules.

Nice bait retard

>>149607192
They all hold in nu-NFL.
>trying to convince us
My opinion is in the majority, it's you guys who need to convince us the contrary.
>Colin Cowherd: "Best QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/N28XTKIVSIU?t=66
>Mike Greenberg: "Patrick Mahomes is the best QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/RNAFAGZlAN0?t=423
>Sean Payton: "He's the best"
https://youtu.be/WALjBgR4KPw&t=1046
>Chris Simms: "I think he's the greatest thing I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/6SpbaZku6wk?t=50
>Jimmy Johnson: "Greatest QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/D7jS4ZHDl3s?t=132
>Dan Orlovsky: "Best player I've ever witnessed play this game"
https://youtu.be/o5cKaIowtS0
>Rex Ryan: "The most talented QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/vj6TJhkSckY?t=40
>Chris Russo: "The best QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/EmdobsZwUUk?t=6
>Chris Broussard: "He's the best QB ever"
https://youtu.be/xNPaJf8i33s?t=26
>Max Kellerman: "The best player to ever live"
https://youtu.be/0RNs-F8HzLs?t=12

Real recognize real

>>149608284
He doesn't have a QB frame. One good hit will snap him like a twig. He is built like snoop dog

>>149608284
RGIII wasn't "real" he was a massive bust kek blaming the knee injury was cope for how flawed he was as a Quarterback

>>149607458
Watch where his eyes are focused, he deserved that hit. He was too focused on getting more yards and wasn't paying attention for the defenders. He could have braced for the impact. Mahomes would never make that mistake.

NFC is at an all time low. There's really only 3 great teams and 3 good teams. The rest are shit.

Great: Eagles, Lions, 49ers
Good: Buccaneers, Vikings, Commanders
>Bears
Caleb is on bust watch
>Cowobys
self imploded and have to go into rebuild mode
>Failcons
got FLEECED by Kirk's agent
>Saints
Carr is washed and their rookie QB is a bust
>Giants
got FLEECED by Daniel Jones agent
>Panthers
their >black QB played so bad he got benched and only looked good in a few games
>Seahawks
I live eat and sleep football and I don't even know their current QB or coach and can't be arsed to google it. Don't tell me, I don't care.
>Packers
They're the NFC Jaquars. The QB is one failed season away from being considered a Trevor Lawrence style fraud where we gave them so many chances and they kept letting us down.
>Cardinals
Their manlet, >black QB spends too much time on CoD. They will never contend for titles.
>Rams
Mathew Stafford has retired mentally 3 seasons ago and is just collecting paychecks and faking injuries to make excuses or spend time with his family.

>>149608730
>Carr is washed
Does he know?

>>149608730
I love hearing this from AFC cocksuckers when their conference is the Ravens, Bills, and Chiefs being the only actually relevant teams with only one of those actually accomplishing anything of late
then there's the Bengals actively squandering Burrow's career and, what, the Broncos?
who else?
maybe the Texans can unfuck themselves
Rodgers could end up having a meme season on the Steelers
the rest are certified incompetent organizations relegated to being punching bags for the top teams

>>149608903
Chiefs
Bills
Ravens
Bengals
Texans
Chargers
Broncos

The Steelers and Browns are just a QB away from being a legit team. The Colts are sneaky good.

>>149608947
>Bengals
>Texans
>Chargers
>Broncos
You don't actually believe in any of them, right? Maybe if Stroud has a rebound year, they'll be legit. But as of now, their absolute ceiling is being bounced in the Divisional by the 1 seed
>Steelers and Browns
Oh, you are just joking. My mistake

>>149608947
Great: Chiefs, Bills, Ravens
Good: Bengals, Texans, Broncos
the rest are shitters, I can't even say I have 100% confidence in the Texans to pull out of their tailspin with how hard they're nosediving or the Bengals still have a wet paper napkin of a defence that was hardly addressed, if at all
literally the same boat as the NFC

>Chargers
I'll bother rating them when they can stop chorging they way to a wildcard exit with Herbie fully Throated
>The Steelers and Browns are just a QB away from being a legit team.
damn shame they don't have any, unless I'm supposed to believe in the corpse of Aaron Rodgers, Kenny Kitten Mittens, and Shadookie
>The Colts are sneaky good.
with Danny Foodstamps, yeah totally, I'm sure they are a real threat

>>149609009
Bengals already went to the owl. Stroud will bounce back. Chargers HC always takes 2 seasons to get his team right and they typcially go from crap to cotender. He's done it in college and the NFL.
Bo Nix got to the playoffs as a rookie. He'll be better.

>Oh, you are just joking. My mistake
Put Josh Allen on the Steelers or Browns. They go to the conference championship game. They are just a QB away.

>>149608949
Haha he squeezed his cock and balls and penis

>>149609051
>Bengals already went to the owl.
2 years ago and they've missed the playoffs ever since. What changes has Cincinnati made to their defense this off season?
>Chargers
All I'll say is I have as much faith in the Chargers as I do in the Bills
>Bo Nix got to the playoffs as a rookie. He'll be better.
The Bo Nix meme again. Bo won one more game than 35 year old Russlel, and I'll let you tell me if that game was against starters or not. Yes, he made the playoffs. But if you're seriously using a game against backups as a measure for how good a QB is, you've got a rude awakening coming. Nix is decent, but he's not some elite starter that meaningfully elevates a team in the way that Stroud or Daniels are.
>They are just a QB away.
And they've been a QB away for a thousand years now. Do you actually expect this year to be the year they get their QB?

>>149609113
QB away is a compliment. It means the roster is really good and all they need is a franchise QB. The same can't be said of most NFC teams that couldn't win a ring even with Joe Burrow.
>>149608903
>I love hearing this from AFC cocksuckers when their conference is the Ravens, Bills, and Chiefs
AFC doesn't have super teams like the Eagles 2024 or 49ers 2023. It's more competitive in the AFC since they're less team focus and more coach-QB focused. On any given night Allen-Burrow-Lamar-Mahomes could beat each other. Whereas nobody is beating a healthy 49ers 2023 or Eagles 2024 roster.

>>149609035
>Bengals still have a wet paper napkin of a defence that was hardly addressed, if at all
Any team that meets Joe Burrow in the playoffs are going to be shitting bricks. Burrow can beat anyone on a good night.

>>149609175
>most NFC teams that couldn't win a ring even with Joe Burrow
bro not even the team the Joe Burrow is on can win a ring with Joe Burrow

>>149609284
>Burrow can beat anyone on a good night.
except for 8 of the 17 games he played, apparently
maybe he can, but his defence can't

>>149609175
>On any given night Allen-Burrow-Lamar-Mahomes could beat each other.
sure, they can beat eachother, and nobody else in the AFC is beating them just like how 3 or 4 of the top NFC were able to beat eachother with the rest not able to touch them

Superbowl

pretty sure my professor of criminal psychology is planning on offing one of my class as some kind of final exam. he’s spent the last few weeks making these weird faces and turns of phrase as he talks about the “artistry” of murder and it just couldnt be more obvious to me.
theres really nothing i can do about it until he actually does something but spoiler alert: its not going to be me. i spend every hour not spent at school at home. i have 0 friends (that arent scary white supremacists with anime avatars) or social obligations of any kind and he’s not the type to poison someone’s groceries or doordash for his big lesson. no, he’s a blade man, i could tell by how he had to sit down for most of our lessons on jack the ripper (which is asinine to me, fuck you). well bring a knife to a gun fight and see what happens, motherfucker
dude’s kind of a faggot so im putting the odds on the sex of his victim at a 75/25 chance it has a penis or a horrid mockery of one created from vaginal tissue and belly skin
anyway go faguars

>>149609470
Heh, not bad Pooh bitch

>>149609470
Based poh poster

>>149609470
so a dickless pussy like you has nothing to fear

>>149609175
>AFC doesn't have super teams like the Eagles 2024 or 49ers 2023
The AFC has seen like 2 teams in the past 25 years

I'm drunk

>>149608730
>Carr is washed and their rookie QB is a bust
Carr retired, but because of injury, not because of being washed up.
In his last 17 games:
69.8%
30 TD, 9 INT
105.0 passer rating
Shough/Rattler will lead the Saints to a 3-14 record this season though.

I just want to be young again

>>149609664
>I'm drunk
When I was younger I accidentally fucked a dude when I was drunk. I was at a part of town where street walkers (whores) would do business. I saw one at the corner and talked. >She told me to go to a spot where there's no people. >She didn't ask for money and insisted I stick it in her pooper and kept putting >her hands in the way of her pussy to block me from using that hole. My older self would have caught these red flags. After a couple of minutes the deed was done then I sobered up and realized I just fucked a dude wearing a wig. My Eagles won against the Cowboys that day so it wasn't so bad.

>>149609765
Time passed you by. You need to adjust to your new reality before the crescendo

>>149609664
I could never get into alcohol. It tastes like how paint thinner smells. Is there something wrong with me, or are you all just tanking that taste because you want to get drunk?

>>149609884
Seconding this
I'd always drink one or two beers to be polite, but I could not understand how people enjoy the taste to the point of having preferences.

>>149609884
Plenty of alcohol tastes good. Lot of good Beers especially Lager. As for hard liquor/spirits if you go to a cocktail bar you can get a lot of great Tequila or Gin cocktails

>>149609902
Babe, I think you and I have a genetic thing. I read somewhere that some people's genetics make them find the taste of ethanol repulsive.

>>149609803
I don't want to. Please

>>149609957
Don't call me that
But that is interesting, I wonder what other foods that may apply to.

>>149610040
Your tits aren't that big, but you're still my queen.

>>149609902
>>149609884
You little babies need sweets added to your beer

>>149610152
k

>>149610009
too bad, just enjoy the ride

QB ass huffing is gay

>>149605380 (OP)
Dayum who is this milf?

Does Reddit have the best memes?

>>149610909
dunno

>>149611162
Crazy to think that you wouldn't have been able to vote if you were born a few decades earlier.

>>149608730
they hammered the AFC head to head last year

>>149609884
it's very obvious no one likes the taste from how pathetic non-alcoholic versions of anything sell the few times they even bother to exist

>>149609884
There's mixed drinks that taste good, but the buzz sucks. Being drunk is like not being in control, compared to some drugs which make you feel more in control/super charged. I don't know why anyone gets drunk except because it's legal.

Apparently there's a term called "prison gay" or "gay for the stay". I've never heard of that until now. Is that another way of describing Raiders fans?

>>149611615
No.

An NFL team has about 50 players, do the fans of a team know all their players?

>>149612364
If you can't name your team's 3rd string center from 1994 then no you're not a real fan.

>>149612483
Do they ever play? Or are they just there in case the substitute of the substitute breaks his leg?

>>149612811
mostly just cause injuries happen but sometimes they'll go out there when a team is winning by a lot and wants to rest their starters so they don't actually get injured

>>149610909
Would Travis Hunter pick cotton or sugarcane if he met George Washington? Or maybe both ways?

>>149605380 (OP)
This ugly bitch was on Celebrity Jeopardy yesterday!!!

>>149612364
yes

7

Did everyone have a happy 4th? I did, it was fun
back to football training
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnd_0KiF8Nw

>steelers make a few big moves to shift culture, but they don't make the team much better
>rodgers is the most obvious bridge QB on the planet (because tomlin is a retard and thought wilson would actually have a return to form with him when wilson SHOULD have been the team's bridge QB)
>watt is experiencing late-stage CTE after one of his worst seasons, as his body crumbles faster than his brother's, and the league has figured out that chipblock is enough to completely erase him from the field
>offensive line is incomplete, the defense hinges entirely on a 36 year old heyward who showed that he isn't healthy enough to play a full game last season
>everyone is acting like the steelers are a top tier owl contender
What the fuck am I missing? They're obviously building for next season, they have a FUCK TON of draft capital and cap room next season. Getting guys like Metcalf and Jonnu are for the next guy. Big, physical, reliable pass catchers for a rookie. It's so damn obvious.

>>149613461
What did she say about the Lebron rumors?

>>149613897
I dunno, I was only watching for a sec because I was at a 4th party and just channel flipping local stations for fireworks
She answered some trivia questions about shoes and she was the only bitch I even knew on an episode of "celebrity" jeopardy and the only reason I even knew her was because of fags here post her pics lol

>>149606316
its pretty obvious goodell and the afc east colluded to keep the patriots at the top every year. that division was absolute bottom of the barrel and brady got to sleepwalk through 6 games a season. then they would all just trade every pick and player bill felt like getting and everyone would go woaaaahhh how DO they DO it?!

>>149606834
hes lucky the refs cucked baker in that wildcard game desu

>>149609035
>with Danny Foodstamps, yeah totally, I'm sure they are a real threat
anthony richardson legitimately can not throw a football and they were still a better than average team. theyre going to be good with danny

>>149609470
>well bring a knife to a gun fight and see what happens, motherfucker
youre going to have to survive edged weapons

>>149614092
I miss when Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds were on it

>>149609284
Bungles aren't making the playoffs lmao.

>>149614286
willing to bet on that?

>>149614365
If the Bungles make the playoffs, I'll fly to New Zealand and beat up the Kiwi on my own dime.

>>149608730
>Niners over the Rams
kek

>Daniel Jones, soon to be $40M/year QB
Agree or disagree?

>>149614547
By the way when I was posting this, I got sent a "warning that you have to view before posting" which was from a post from September 2024 by a namefag on a board Ive never used. Thats weird. I am being persecuted unjustly.

>>149614547
I agree that if he stumbles into another big payday then his agent should be put in the hall of fame

>Mina Kimes thread
>Its extra slow
Can we talk about /nfl/‘s Asian hate? Quite un aceptable

>>149614997
i thought it was slow because /nfl/ hates women

Who is the best Asian player ever? Dat Nguyen? They need to step it up.

>>149606001
Jay probably didn't even remember what happened in last week's game. I like the implication that he doesn't necessarily remember what teams he played for.

>>149615234
Dat nyguen sounds like the name of a native American rapper(dat injun)

>>149609765
same. i'm 21 and already unc, its over

>>149615234
Teddy Bruschi and Heinz Ward are both Hapas

>>149615234
Haruki Nakamura played with Joe Flacco during his most elite period.

>>149615234
Kyler Murray is Korean

>>149615234
Hines Ward easily. Steelers all time leading receiver, 3x All Pro and a Superbowl MVP. Nasty blocker too regularly laid cunts out like gif related

>>149616609
Kyler Murray also sucks dog asshole lol

>>149616991
Hines Ward is part Asian? I always thought he might be, but I thought that was just me being dumb. Now I'm wondering Johnnie Morton is too.

>>149617164
*wondering if Johnnie Morton is too.

>>149616579
NFL wasn't ready for such a Japanesey name yet.

>>149617164
Hines Ward is part Korean

Where does Sanjay Beach land in all time NFL player?

When will we get a jeet in the NFL?

wtf nfl back to 4 pre-season games

4 preseason games just flew over my house!

Love those Rammies with all my heart

>>149617526
No, 3 games for every team + the hall of fame game for 2 teams

>>149617525
There was one bloody benchod bastard who was DC for the Bears then the Eagles during that 2023 year when they fell off a cliff. Can't think of any players thoughbeit

>>149617525
This guy was of Punjabi descent and Mexican descent and he was a fringe guy for 6 seasons fairly recently. (that being said his family settled in California in the 1900s so he's pretty far removed from that Indian descent still an Indian Y Chromosome)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Mohamed

>>149617525
Gibran Hamadan was half-Pakistani half-Palestinian and was a career backup during the 00s.
>Be Palestinian
>Never get recognized except by a few people in Europe

>>149617838
>was half-Pakistani half-Palestinian
What is he now?

>Yonamine signed a $14,000 contract, playing running back for the San Francisco 49ers in their second season (1947). Doing so, he became the first football player of Japanese American ancestry to play professional football
> A multi-skilled outfielder, Yonamine was also noted for his flexible batting style and aggressive baserunning during his career with the Yomiuri Giants and Chunichi Dragons. In Japan, Yonamine was a member of four Japan Series Championship teams, the Central League MVP in 1957, a consecutive seven-time Best Nine Award winner (1952–58), an eleven-time All-Star, a three-time batting champion.
"Errr herro my ferrow Nippon-eru I come from far away Isran taken by Yankee!"

>>149617916
He's part Indian on his Dad's side and Part Israeli on his mom's side as of July 3.

>>149618087
Thanks chatgpt

>>149617525
That'd be funny. He'd probably try to cheat all the time.

Rams finna boutta lose da wildcard

>>149618964
Counterpoint: maybe

>>149619229
I love women so much it's unreal

>>149614279
>I'll take Michelin tires for 1000 please, Alex

>>149615234
>Who is the best Asian player ever?
Chiang Kai-shek

>>149608730
>49ers
>Great

I wish. We just lost a bunch of players

>18-1

>>149617525
When they figure out a way to negotiate NFL contracts in google play cards and ghetto vape/smoke shops

>>149605380 (OP)
insane body from the thumbnail, then you click the image

>>149615240
>really, really, really
The queer doth protest too much, methinks

>>149619289
>I love women so much it's unreal
Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself.

Didn't ask

>>149620897

https://www.si.com/nfl/chiefs/patrick-mahomes-left-off-list-highest-value-quarterbacks-

>>149620993
>Linebacker stuffs the run

>>149618964
My trap senses are tingling.
What is >she hiding under there?

>>149621344
Sorry friend, think the hips are too wide to be a guy.

>>149621706
You've never seen transwomen. They get hip implants. Her hips are so big reminds me of those artificial transwomen bodies.

The Bengals are cooked this season aren't they?

Coach

>The OL is our main weakness.
>So why don't we trade away Joe Thuney who is our best O-linemen!
>We'll replace him with Suamataia the guy we had to bench for playing so bad!
I'm hoping Mahomes gets a season ending injury in week 1 so we can at least get a high draft pick. I need a serious team to root for this season, since my Chiefs are tanking. Any suggestions? Can't be in AFCW.

>>149621939
I just

>>149622067
What level of false flag is this?

>>149619853
>best Asian player ever
>chorged away the chinese civil warb owl
pick one

>>149622067
I think we can all agree the Detroit Wions have turned into the protagonists of the NFL the last 3 years. If you want a serious franchise to support instead of an over the hill declining Chiefs team you would be wise to go with Detroit and I say this objectively

>>149622169
I mean, isn't that totally fitting for an LA team?

>>149622169
>took all the money from the treasury and still has a functioning country in Taiwan that isn't retarded and poisoned with pollution like mainland China
Ya lost, jimmy.
Go ahead and move to communist China where they need nets to keep slaves from jumping off buildings lol

I forgot to mention Younghoe Koo. He's pretty good.

>>149622067
Eagles. Sure it'd be bandwagon jumping, but you've earned the right to do that by being a Chiefs fan for a few years straight.

>>149622231
>but the ADVANCED stats say...
0 rings

>July 2025
>he's still pretending my Communards aren't the script's new heroes
Don't delude yourself

Chiefs went through 4 starters at the LT position last season
>Kingsley Suamataia
Was so bad he got benched.
>Wanya Morris
Was injured and played bad then got injured again. He got arrested for weed during training camp which showed how unserious he was for earning the LT position.
>DJ Humphries
Hadn't played in months and was useless.
>Joe Thuney
He's an elite guard but is mediocre at LT. For some reason they traded him away which makes OL objectively worse. His two replacements combined couldn't carry his jockstrap.

So their solution for this season was adding Jaylon Moore who is a career backup LT and Josh Simmons, a rookie who got a career altering injury. Moore is already injured and Simmons is a huge question mark. If you went through 4 LTs last season why do you think this gamble will work. Give me the Eagles GM, Veach is a FRAUD.

>>149622122
>What level of false flag is this?
I'm getting on the record that my Chiefs are getting booty blast so that people can't bully me on /nfl/ once it happens.

>>149622205
>Detroit Wions
Goff is too much of a playoff choker. I need an NFC QB who is clutch.

>>149622262
Chiefs friendship is over after how they acted in the Super Bowl.

>>149622205
Hard to argue that the Lions aren't being pushed by the league. Feels like a Bills Lions Owl has become the conventional choice for "wouldn't it be nice if one of these teams had a happy ending"

any1 remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QhsxkTEVUg

>>149622364
>I need an NFC QB who is clutch.

>>149622392
Hell yea. One of the last wins of Garrads career iirc. The Jags with Jack Del Rio were always spicy they just kept fucking up in the draft and eventually the roster turned to shit

>>149622306
Would you rather live in Taiwan or China?
chessmate

>>149622492
There is unironically no difference between the two if you actually knew about each country.

>>149622458
It's settled. I'm rooting for the Commanders. I hope my Chiefs miss the playoffs so we can get something out of this season.

I don't want to watch Mahomes run around like a headless chicken in another championship round and get BTFO due to our shitty OL. Until Veach gets serious about the OL I'm a commie.

>>149622599
I guess minus the mercury and heavy metal poisoning? They actually dispose of chemical waste properly in Taiwan instead of just dumping it raw somewhere lol

>>149622604
Welcome to the party. Daniels was the 6th most sacked QB last year and we made O-line improvements. Finner boutta ball the FUCK out now that he can stay safe

>>149622364
>after how they acted in the Super Bowl.
what, winning?
how dare they

>>149623055
Eagles fans were not humble in victory. Chiefs didn't do this when they won in 2022.

>>149622364
>got arrested for weed
Do flyovers really?

>>149623162
We like weed, that's not the issue. When you're competing for the LT position and a life changing contract it's a bad look to get arrested. You should be eating, breathing, and sleeping football. Not to mention other Chiefs got arrested around this time so it was bad look for our team.

>>149622599
>There is unironically no difference between the two if you actually knew about each country.

Haven't been to China but I would love to go. I went to Taiwan like 12 years ago and I enjoyed it.
I remember going to the hotel lobby at like 2 am to watch a playoff game. I used one if the computers in the lobby and found a stream. No speakers and it was pouring outside and the dude working the front desk gave me some tea. God it was so comfy.

I remember some places had a bunch of Chinese tourists and I got asked to take a picture with someones grandma. Good times.

>>149623350
What is the sex tourism scene like in Taiwan?

>>149622599
Faggots do that with states here and the difference between half of them is a 0.25% sales tax

>>149623405
Like hiring prostitutes? Idk but the friend that I was with and I were again, using the lobby but at a different hotel computers to print things. Then some incredibly hot girl walks in, ignores the front desk and goes straight into the elevator. My friend and I looked at each other like hmmm. We were sure she was a prostitute, she had high heels and a short skirt. Then we were certain when she came back down and walked out an hour later lol

>Khalen Saunders hosts football camp specifically for youths in LGBTQ+ community
>saintshomos

>>149623106
simply matching the energy

>>149623740
So you're that gaijin I saw in the lobby. And yes she went to my room and fucked me with a strap on.

>>149605623
My president

Mina Kimes has such a beautiful and dignified face. This is the kind of face that you would be happy to bring home to friends and family and accompany you to company events.

He's him
He's sauced
He' got aura

>>149608284
I lose sleep at night thinking about Jayden going the way of RG3

>>149621938
they improved their defense just by getting rid of lou anarumo. this will sound ridiculous considering all the praise he got for 2021 and 2022 but it's true

>>149624349
I don't see her appeal. Looks like she inherited ugly traits of both korean and whites. She's bad at her job too. She relies on data instead of eye test.

>>149624349
Get some standards nigger. You should be chasing the Kata Mara's of the world. Imagine marrying her and helping fix her uncle's team. Kino

>>149624463
I would not touch this thing with a ten foot pole.

>>149624519
YDKB (you don't know beauty)

This fraud keeps coming in 2nd place in his own division. Why do people rank him so high.

>>149624541
Same reason everyone rated Drew Brees highly. They know ball.

>>149624590
Anyone would put up MVP stats if they had Burrow's weapons. Even TUA was in MVP conversations since he had so many weapons.

STOP comparing Mahomes to Brady it's UNFAIR to compare different eras!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>149618964
Sauce?

>>149624806
Nice try Allen, let me show you how it's done.

>>149624665
Surely Burrow's best weapon had top 5 WR production when Burrow was injured then right?

>>149625087
Chase dealt with multiple injuries in 2023 yet still put up 1,200 yards. There's teams where recievers can't even make 900 yards. Like the 2024 chiefs.

>>149624535
She looks like a monkey

>>149625280
>He wouldn't fuck a human-looking monkey girl
Are you gay.

>>149625314

>>149625314
Go away, furfag

Some seriously gay niggers itt

>>149625471
Sorry, I don't find this attractive.

Some seriously gay niggers itt

>>149625565

>>149625216
He put up 1200 yards because Burrow was throwing to him for nine games. Let me lay it out nice and simple for you.
>Chase per game stats with Burrow
91.2 yards (1551 in 17 games) 3rd in the NFL
0.6 touchdowns (9) 8th
11 targets (187) 1st
7.7 receptions (130) 2nd
>Chase per game stats with Browning
63.8 yards (1085) 18th
0.2 touchdowns (3) 82nd
6.5 targets (111) 29th
4.8 receptions (82) 20th
It's pretty clear Burrow elevates his weapons.

Gruden was right

>>149625759
Gruden sticks dry erase markers up his ass

>>149625806
giwtwm

>>149625806
no u

>>149625806
Gruden is right

>>149625806
That just shows how dedicated he is

For Rammies, it's third place in the division and missing the playoffs, behind my Niners and Seahawks led by Drew Lock

>>149625806

>>149626265
For me, it's seeing JJ McCarthy bust and the Vikucks only winning 6 games. I liked McCarthy before he went to Minnesomalia but now I'm rooting against him unless he joins another team. He also comes off as a bit too charming in interviews, he's probably a psychopath.

>>149626525
I'm not convinced a QB working under KOC can possibly be a bust.

>>149626589
He deserves it for ditching a QB that won him 14 games.

>Mahomes is washed
https://youtu.be/M2Dd92qa9vg?t=720

>>149626525
Would you describe hims as Bradyesque?

>>149626679
No.

>>149626650
>Passer rating 70
Burrow bros..., it's time we admit he's a playoff choker.

>>149626853
Mahomes had a passer rating of 52.3 in a playoff game.

>>149626892
Mahomes has the highest passer rating in playoffs in NFL history. Just because he had one bad game does not change that.

>>149622205

I love that everybody is sleeping on the Lions; "haha, you guys lost Ben Johnson and will go 2-15!"

Can't wait for all the tears and seething when the Lions win the Super Bowl this season.

>>149626919
>Just because he had one bad game does not change that.
Same goes for Burrow, my friend.

>>149626919
>Mahomes has the highest passer rating in playoffs in NFL history
nah thats baker lol mahomes who?

>>149626966
Baker doesn't have enough games in the playoffs. That would be like saying Bo Nix has the best TD:INT ratio after his first TD in his career which put him at 100%. He obviously needs more games under his belt before you could say that.

>>149626926
>Can't wait for all the tears and seething when the Lions win the Super Bowl this season.
C'mon man, don't do this to yourself. I think the Lions win the division and they may even be the 1 seed again. But have some temperament. You can't keep setting yourself up like this

>>149627029
nah 5 games is plenty.

>>149626928
>>149626892
>Joe burrow has never thrown a touchdown pass in the 4th quarter of a playoff game
and has plenty of turnovers. His 4th quarter stats is proof he's a choker.

>>149605380 (OP)
I love AAPI voices bros

>>149617525
>>149617838

Lions just drafted an Egyptian ER.

>>149627085
>1 and half postseaons is a large enough sample size
Are you on crack cocaine or meth? You need a bare minimum of 10 games.

I constantly want to have sex with men.

Baker Mayfield is the best we've ever seen

>>149627146
only 46 quarterbacks in NFL history have started 10 playoff games. You're retarded.

>>149627047
The tea leaves have the lions going far this year. They were sacrificed last year like the eagles were the year before

>>149627189
>Ravens fan still seething
https://youtu.be/M2Dd92qa9vg?t=720

>>149627219
>only 46 quarterbacks in NFL history have started 10 playoff games. You're retarded.
We're talking about the best of all time _retard_ and if you haven't started that much you're not even qualified to be in the discussion.

>We're talking about the best of all time but we're going to exclude someone because we're worried he's actually better than the guy I'm slobbing on

>>149626966
>>149627312
>>149627189
I like Baker, why are you guys forcing me to humiliate him.

I wonder how many seasons Mahomes would have to take off for Burrow to catch him. 2....maybe 3?

dumb mahomesfag could easily just say "Yeah baker has a higher passer rating but he doesn't have anything to show for it so it doesn't really matter" but instead he just adds qualifiers until any QB that's 'better' than Mahomes in some stat or another no longer applies

Their combined rings is 0. Allen, Burrow, and Lamar will never catch up with him. This is why you guys keep bringing up Brady.

Lmao, that’s 32 less cowboys fans on this planet

The Raiders need to move back to the Oakland Coliseum.

>brings up Brady again when no one else did
mindbroken

>>149627509
The GOAT

>>149627447
By your logic Caleb Williams just needs to play really great in one playoff game and we crown him as the best of all time. No, I'm not playing that game.

>>149627560
No you dumb slut by my logic 5 games is enough. Jesus you're fucking braindead.

Bakey kinda cool but he's not the best at shit unless you're talking about being the best mid tier QB

>>149627631
He's the best at having a high passer rating in playoff games.

Jayden Daniels is the best at having dog in him

>>149627590
Baker gets behind in playoffs then the other team eases up on him and he statpads in garbage time. Take out the one game he had a 146 passer rating and his passer rating isn't worth mentioning.

>>149627652
>qualifier
Has he tried just playing good all the time?

>>149627697
>Take out the one game he had a 146 passer rating and his passer rating isn't worth mentioning.
The game where it was tied with 4 minutes left? What garbage time did that game have?

>>149624463
sex with Kate Mara

>>149605380 (OP)
are her feet nice? that's the important question.

>Baker gets behind in playoffs then the other team eases up on him and he statpads in garbage time.
In all 5 of Baker's playoff games he's either ahead, tied or trailing by one score in the 4th quarter. Does this dumbass just make up bullshit arguments without having anything to back it up and just assume there's no way a two second google search can prove it all wrong?

Is putting Kimchi on a burger based or cringe?
Go Chargers btw

>>149628113
What does Kimchi taste like?

>>149627890
Statpadding also happens when you are leading and your opponents quit. Do not ever respond to me again after this.

>2020 Wild Card vs PIT
Steelers were down 23-42. Plenty of time for Baker to statpad against a defeated team that gave up.

>2020 Divisional at KC
Chiefs were up 19-3 in the 3rd quarter. Plenty of room for Baker to statpad once the Chiefs eased up on him.

>2023 Wild Card vs PHI
Eagles were down 9-32 in the 4th quarter. Plenty of time for Baker to statpad against a defeated team that was already booking cancun hotels on the sideline.

>2023 Divisional at DET
Lions were up 31-17 in the 4th quarter. Plenty of room for Baker to statpad in garbage time.

>>149627234
>The tea leaves have the lions going far this year. They were sacrificed last year like the eagles were the year before

Last year's Super Bowl was supposed to be the Lions vs Chiefs but the Lions had an unprecedented number of injuries and in the playoff game vs the Commanders, arch traitor Ben Johnson betrayed them (though the Eagles would have beat them anyways).

This season the Super Bowl is going to Lions vs the Chiefs or Bills.

>>149628125
its a unique flavor

>>149627752
The commanders game is the only time Baker didn't statpad. see >>149628167

>>149628125
>What does Kimchi taste like?
It taste like a korean girl's pussy.

>>149628197
>but the Lions had an unprecedented number of injuries
That because your meathead coach refused to bench players in garbage time. He kept running up the score.

When their edge rusher got injured from him statpadding in garbage time he didn't learn his lesson and kept doing it. He would be up 40-20 on a team and still have his starters going full blast.

>>149628113
at that point just go full korean
grill the burger in a bulgogi marinade with a gochujang sauce or aioli, kimchi, and pickled radish on a milk bread bun

>>149628291
brb gonna go bury my face in a bowl of kimchi

lol this anon >>149627890 fled the thread after this >>149628167

>>149628332
the virgin ultra-aggressive cheerleader coach that decimates his roster by keeping starters in at all times
vs
the chad ultra-aggressive cheerleader coach that pulls starters at the first whiff of garbage time up to and including the super bowl

It felt so fucking good

>>149628458
Benching starters in super bowls is disrespectful. My chiefs will get revenge for that

>>149628570
you would prefer the score have been 6-54 instead?

>Google my team and see headline of them trading for an elite player
>It is just clickbait trade speculation
Is this just with my team?

>>149628462
if they grab Hendrickson i predict they're winning.
it'll be funny seeing Ravens Vs. Commanders when they're technically from the same state.

>>149628653
if your team isn't the Eagles then no it is every team

>>149628643
If you're going to beat someone then beat them but benching starters in a super bowl is showboating. That's like someone getting ahead on a race track then sleeping near the finish line to show off. You don't bench players during a super bowl it is disrespectful

>>149628682
How is it the iggles are the only team with a competent GM.

>>149605380 (OP)
She’s built for bbc

>>149628688
Sorry m8, but by having the lifelead you have the right to taunt all you want.
Want to stop it? Be better.

>>149606316
>He had 2 decades of elite defense

He lost a Super Bowl in which he threw for 505 yards and 3 touchdowns and he'd have made back-to-back super bowls in Tampa if Todd Bowles hadn't let the league's leading receiver run uncovered up the middle on the game-deciding play. Sometimes he benefitted from his defense, sometimes it let him down, most of the time it was a mutually beneficial arrangement. You know what helps keep a defense remain consistent for 20 years? An offense that converts 3rd downs, sustains drives, avoids turnovers and wins the time of possession battle.

>>149627674
>Jayden Daniels is the best at having dog in him
facts, unlike jalen hurts and jared goff who have no dawg in them.
you could put an obese anon from /sp/ on that eagles roster and they could get at least one 1st down with all those pro bowlers around them

>>149606318
Don't bother trying to reason with Chiefsfags, They're still coping with their reality being shattered and are resorting to increasingly desperate hamstering measures like pretending they don't have to acknowledge factual statements if the person that makes them fails to meet some arbitrary criteria. These are mentally ill people

Brady had a top 10 defense more times than Mahomes, Rodgers, and Peyton combined

>>149628842
>He lost a Super Bowl in which he threw for 505 yards and 3 touchdowns
Brady also won a Super Bowl with 0 pass TDs and 1 INT and won playoff games with 0 TDs and 2 INTs.

>avoids turnovers
Rodgers has the best TD:INT ratio of all time, didn't help him much.

>>149628842
>Burrow had 43 TDs and 9 INTs yet according to this anon he's the reason the defense was shitty.

>>149626650
>2 consecutive seasons without even 30 td's

He's already semi-washed, it's just that no one realizes it yet because he had the best defense in the league and in 12 out of their their 15 wins the opposing team scored 20 points or less so he could win with mediocre productivity.

And it's funny because when Brady was doing that he was "being carried by his defense" but when Mahomes does it he's "playing efficient football" and "doing whatever it takes to win."

>>149628836
Shut up woman

>>149629049
The defense has to be at least semi-competent on its own to benefit from efficient qb play. If people are just underwhelming in terms of skill being somewhat more well-rested from game to game doesn't really make much difference because the because the talent gap that fatally undermines them on a play-by-play basis still remains

>>149629069
>because when Brady was doing that he was "being carried by his defense" but when Mahomes does it he's "playing efficient football"
Brady didn't have the most TDs/yards per game in NFL history at this age. Mahomes is so far ahead he can have down years and still statmog his peers. Mahomes is still elite in the post season. Brady only had 1 postseason with 100+ passer rating.

Brady didn't set the all time record of most consecutive playoff games without a turnover. Brady didn't go to 3 straight super bowls and 7 straight afc championships at this age. Nobody even considered Brady the best player in the league hence the reason he never won an MVP in his 20s. Mahomes already proved he's elite.

>>149629165
>If people are just underwhelming in terms of skill being somewhat more well-rested from game to game doesn't really make much difference because the because the talent gap that fatally undermines them on a play-by-play basis still remains
That's a nice way of saying Brady benefited from having an elite coach who consistently put the pieces in place for him to be successful.

Them boys are cumming for the top seed so you better watch out!

>>149629315
Everyone is sleeping on the cowboys.

>>149613140
Kek, this.

Mina Kimes has that dawg in her.

>>149629225

>>149628462
>DOINK

>>149629275
Look, nobody's saying it was 100% Brady and 0% Belichick or anything. It was a continuum. Sometimes the scales tipped one way, sometimes it tipped the other way. It was a give and take.

Like, Belchick was the guy who "consistently put the pieces in place for him to be successful," as you said. He's also the guy who couldn't draft a single viable WR prospect during his entire tenure and got bailed out by Brady making reclamation projects and bargain bin finds into elite offensive units. Each complimented the other.

>>149625806
No, you just don't like us having heroes. Nice try.

>>149627697
>Take out all his over 100 passer rating games and the 95 passer rating game and only look at the one that's lower, and you'll see he actually sucks

If you take away all of Mahomes good games, he's one of the worst QBs of all time

>>149629662
>>149629738
Baker only put up those good stats in garbage time. 4 of his 5 playoffs were blowouts where he was up by a lot and the opponent's defense quit or he was down by a lot and the defense eased up on him
see >>149628167

>>149627161
same

>>149629797
No, those games were either wins or close losses. In two of the three losses they were tied or winning going into the 4th quarter. There was one (his very first playoff game, against the Chiefs) where it was 22-10 going into the 4th.

>>149629619
Take the marker out of your bussy

The debate is over. Baker Mayfield is the best we've ever seen. Bart Starr is 2nd. Tom Brady is 3rd

>>149629933
(forgot to include thing that shows the scores)

>>149629952
Otto Graham > Bart Starr

>>149629985
You may be right. Either way I think we can all agree both are better than that scrub who lost to the Eagles a few months ago. Can't even bring up his name in these types of conversations

Belichick would never risk Brady's life by starting 5 different left tackles in each Super Bowl.

Reid doesn't understand defense and doesn't realize defensive players feast in situations like this.

>>149630077
>Reid doesn't understand defense
The defense is the only reason KC made it to the Owl

>>149630077
>look at these tackles mahomes had to deal with!
>it's pretty much an all-star lineup

>>149614279
It's a big hat. It's funny.

>>149626265
LaNorris Sellers, you ARE a Ram!

>>149629952
Jim Bob Cooter was the greatest that never got a fair shake

>>149605380 (OP)
mina kimes is the ugliest asian alive

>>149630504
You have never seen Iyo Sky.

>>149630504
Trvke.. we need more Lucy Liu's in media and less Kimes'

>>149630533
Fuck you.

>>149630546
Absolutely.

>>149618964
>>149621706
>Sorry friend, think the hips are too wide to be a guy.
I just googled her to make sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RIOyCFmbUE

>Tomlin doesn't have enough pieces to win a Superbowl.
>The team will never get good draft picks because Tomlin's win streak.
They are stuck in purgatory.

>>149630834
That's a shame...

>>149630834
After all, Purgatory is the first level of Hell

>>149630834
How does one get to this "purgatory"?- me, a Raiders fan.

>>149630923
Trip on, wife

You guys can fight over 2025, 2026 will be our year.

Chiefs will be done with Kelce and Jawaan's contract so now they can get an elite TE1 or WR1.

Josh Simmons will have one season under his belt and will be ready to start at left tackle.

>>149630939
You wish. My baby would never date outside the Raider fandom.

>>149630967
Rice is a true wide receiver one.

>>149630923
>How does one get to this "purgatory"?- me, a Raiders fan.
You would rather be in the Raiders situation where each season you're playing so shitty you're getting decent draft picks. You recently got the greatest TE of all time. You just need to luck out at QB and you're good to go. Steelers are fucked.

>>149631020
>Rice is a true wide receiver one.
He's a serviceable WR1 but not elite. He wouldn't be a starter if the Bengals acquired him.

>>149631021
I'd rather be in the playoff picture every single season forever over being the team with the worst overall defense of the century. Steelers can get back over the final hump if they just start hitting on more of their 1st round picks like they were awhile ago, doesn't have to be top 5 picks and they've proven that.

>>149631020
Chiefs picked wrong between Tyreek and Kelce. Both would have gotten you a lot of draft picks. Kelce is better than Tyreek but he's too old.

You could have given Tyreek a long term guarantee in exchange for him taking less each season.

i have never seen my favorite team win a playoff game

>>149631045
He would definitely start over Andrei Iosivas.

>>149631119
chiefs got rid of tyreek because that video came out of him threatening to murder his girlfriend and they were skiddish after the kareem hunt debacle

>>149631153
Are you a Dolphins fan? Unironically that's fucking grim. I saw my team win a playoff game technically when I was 5 or 6 but I wasn't really a hardcore fan until a few years later when they made the NFCCG even though they got blown out.

>>149631183
raiders
i was 3 at the time and not even self aware yet

>>149631162
You never know how good those WR3 guys are. Some of them have bad stats just because they aren't the primary target

>>149631174
Tyreek cost himself tens of millions worth endorsements because of his domestic violence past. I think he beat the fuck out of his pregnant gf. No company would want him in a commercial.

>>149631221
On the other hand we do know Rashee Rice is better than Andrei Iosivas.

>>149631260
Didn't he break his kid's arm too? (I might have him confused with a different Black player or two).

>>149631260
you can take the chimp out of the jungle but you cant take the jungle out of the chimp

What about the Chiefs' offensive line though? Maybe Josh Simmons turns into a stud but it's still worse than last year's.

>>149624386

>>149631291
>>149631174
Listen to this dirty skank trying to record and get him to snitch on himself so she can extort him for money. Women are evil
https://streamable.com/hqr7c

Protip: these videos only leak after they fail to pay them their blackmail fee.

>>149631336
he deserves it for being retarded
if i was that wealthy id be celibate asides from the occasional escort

>>149631183
Same brother HTTR

>>149631336
Aw man, poor guy. Why can't she let him break children's bones in peace?

Hail to the Redskins

>>149631352
>asides from the occasional escort
You would get an STD if you fucked the high volume escorts. So you would try the more expensive ones on instagram/onlyfans but they extort players all the time.
The only way to avoid drama is to marry your high school crush like Mahomes did or fuck dudes like Aaron Rodgers. Gays don't out you.

>>149631418
Wow dude that's not cool.

>>149631444
or get a jenny

>>149631444
>The only way to avoid drama is to marry your high school crush like Mahomes did
And even then he ended up getting cucked out. It's a lose lose situation.

>>149631373
>>149631352
>>149631293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMLw5qaOuUg
>>149631467
The fuck is a jenny?

>>149631492
youll find out when the season gets closer

>>149630546
the Rams do have Brenda Song

>>149631518
They have to say that because she's a woman.

>>149631352
If I was a billionaire I'd fuck men and take occasional trips to Epstein's Island

>>149631492
>Tyreek Hill with his child

>>149631456
Not my problem

>>149631518
Yea she's alright. I'd let her jerk me off

jenny

>>149631518
Her Rammies

>>149631518
She's so beautiful

Kay Adams owes me sex.

>>149631550
to give her the benefit of the doubt she can talk shop off-script more than most foids

Rachel Nichols owes me kissies and sex and lifelong companionship.

>>149631760
sounds like a literal child trying to talk football with his dad and dad's friends

She's an older bird but man I would ruin Diana Russini. Italian chicks are so sexy

>>149628394
believe it or not people have other shit to do besides BTFO you on 4chan.
>Steelers were down 23-42. Plenty of time for Baker to statpad against a defeated team that gave up.
what did he statpad exactly? a two score lead with 11 minutes left isn't garbage time btw.
>Chiefs were up 19-3 in the 3rd quarter.
So it wasn't garbage time. I think you might be confused. Garbage time is when you're down 40-6, not when you're down two scores with almost the entire second half left.
>Eagles were down 9-32 in the 4th quarter.
Baker didn't even touch the ball by this point dumbass. and once again a two score game with 11 minutes left is not garbage time.
>Lions were up 31-17 in the 4th quarter.
the game was also tied at 17 in the 4th quarter. the game was also a one possession game when baker had the ball last. he also threw an interception so by your logic we should exclude that and make his passer rating even higher.
now I'm done with your braindead ass. Don't bother replying

>>149631789
and even then it's better than the average female

>>149631720
same

>>149631760
>foids
Shut the fuck up

>>149631518
>>149631657
Formally nominate her to her new title as Madame Ram. That old bitch fonterie wont miss it one bit

Rasm gonna finna win da owl

>>149631855
kek triggered female detected

>>149632007
nta but "foids".... in the big 25.... seriously?

Y'know I haven't seen 28-3 posted in awhile so
>28-3

>>149632075
oh well by all means please let me know what terms are "in" these days, mr. hip and with it

>>149632132
the falcons got a bit of a reprieve from their embarrassing superbowl due to this latest embarrassing superbowl

>>149632075
nta is more cringe than foids. foids is at least an insult. nta is faggots reddit shit that leaked over

>>149632149
Nah m8
The Chiefs got BTFO in an Owl before
28-3 is unmatched

>>149632154
>he doesn't know

>>149631418
>Redskins
Basedo

>>149631598

Washington is back to being a serious team

>>149632205
in this general Joe Gibbs is a hero. End of discussion

>>149632237
The best to ever do it

>>149632236
not until they change their name back they aren't

>>149632236
Turns out all >(You) needed was to ditch Dan "The Man" Snyder

The broadcast banned her for at least a year when the camera caught her doing voodoo hand gestures. That was too extreme even by their standards.

Would eliminating helmets actually be better for CTE?
How prevalent is it in rugby?

>>149632292
You can't compare rugby and NFL. NFL has super athletes. Rugy is for bums who weren't talented enough to qualify in the G league, let alone the NFL.
Type the CAPTCHA here
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>>149632320
>Type the CAPTCHA here
How the fuk did that get in my post. bring back moot, save us from the gook.

>>149632292
The issue is that, yes, helmet to helmet brain bouncing is gone, but you open yourself up to all other damage.
Cleats, hands, elbows, shoulder pads, even the ball itself. They only get away with it in rugby because their "tackling" and blocking is vastly different than ours

>>149631827
>a two score lead with 11 minutes left isn't garbage time btw
>two score lead
>two
42 - 23 = 19
The most you can score is 8 points. Let's give them two scores:
23 + 8 + 8 = 39

42 > 39
That game was over. Baker was statpadding against a defeated team. You can't even do simple arithmetic.

>>149632383
Oh yeah, babe, about the alcohol thing from yesterday. I hate how it tastes and I'm Mexican. Now, I know you won't tell the thread if you're Latina or not. But, "if", you are, then know that you might be predisposed to it

More TDs
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Pro Bowls

But it's unfair to compare different eras.

It's UNFAIR to compare QBs from different eras. The game is too easy now!

>>149632292
Definitely yes because you always see the psycho nigs use their helmets like a torpedo missile to heem a receiver. Do I want that gone? No!

>>149632420
>if
You stop those disparaging comments about my wife right now

Coach Primate

>>149632806
there it is

>>149605461
Cope

That back wen men were men. Now we have twinks gaying up tha game

>>149605797
>>149607192
>>149629069
Made this for you.

Lol

ESPN is slurping the chiefs again, calling the owl 57 and 58 the greatest moment in sports history.

>>149632958
Really? Even better than this moment?

>>149632926
Now try posting some of your Ravens highlights over my Chiefs. Oh wait....
>>149632958
Which show I love watching them suck off my team.
>ESPN is slurping the chiefs again, calling the owl 57 and 58 the greatest moment in sports history.
Mahomes 2022 season is unironically the best in NFL history. 5k yards, 41 TDs, won MVP, won superbowl MVP, set all time record of most yards....can't think of any season that comes close

>can't think

Yea we know

>>149633038
>He didn't bother trying to name a better season since he knew he would lose
Wise choice.

Bare minimum requirements are league MVP and Superbowl MVP.

>>149632771
Sorry for not leaving her butthole tight for you. Pussy was wrecked before I got with her, probably from when she was with Marshawn Lynch

>>149632862
Didn't read

>>149633073
I'll go read it then since this retard is too dumb

Can Ravens and Chiefs agree to tank this season. One more loss would get the Bengals and Bills head coaches fired. I fear what Allen and Burrow could do with the right coach.

>>149632292
Definitely, there's a good chance guys would fracture their skulls and die on the field well before they had a chance to develop it. Maybe they'll just get severe brain damage and be unable to stand up on their own. Or they might lose an eye a half dozen different ways and have to retire. Possibilities are endless really but it would reduce the amount of players who get CTE.

Bitch lasagna

>>149632958
the greatest moment in sports history is going to be on 10/19/25 when mahomes has a career ending pussy injury in the first quarter

>>149633333
>>149632292
>>149632715
No
https://completeconcussions.com/concussion-research/concussion-rates-what-sport-most-concussions/

>>149633373
obviously the mahomosexual will reply saying that his career would end as the most accomplished QB yada yada yada some stat dumps, before the age of 30, etc.

>>149633138
> Stafford/McVay

Please, Stafford literally saved manlet McVay's job after he fucked up Goff. Being a veteran QB, Stafford simply ignored McVay's Napoleon complex and just balled the fuck out.

>>149633521
Why didn't Stafford win before he teamed up with McVay

>>149633540

I just made a new best friend with a nice 12 inch cock that loves the idea of us sucking each other's cocks while watching NFL games, I'm so happy bros

whoa...

>>149633521
This dude. McVay is probably the best coach in the league. Stafford is great but let's not forget he had Megatron when he was in Detroit. McVay got Cooper Kupp in the third and Pooka Nacua in Puka Nacua in the 5th

>>149633638
Like 30,000 over those Raider dildos sold that first day, 100,000 by end of the weekend and a thousand by the NFL month. I got all 3 sizes and love all 3 in my ass

>>149633638
:O

>still two months until real games

>>149633540
>>149633670
No QB wins with w shit D. Do you retards even know what defense is how football works?

>>149633378
why does high school handegg have more concussions than nfl or college?

>>149633770
Worse equipment. NFL and college put a lot of money into player safety while HS have a lot of poor kids flying into each other

>>149633670
>McVay is probably the best coach in the league.

McVay has _become_ a very good coach because Stafford refused to be controlled like a vidya game character by a coach who was huffing his own farts and thought HE was the most important part of the team. And that Rams team Stafford took over, had in fact been built by Brad Holmes (who drafted Goff).

>>149633770

Dumb kids learning how to tackle.

>>149633521
>he fucked up Goff
McVay still hasn't been proven wrong about Goff

>still two months until real games
maybe for your second rate franchise
my team's season doesn't begin until the playoffs

>>149633839
>built by Brad Holmes
Snead

>>149633859

Stafford walked onto a powerhouse team, (built by Brad Holmes) while Goff came to a team that had literally been burned to the ground and had just started a complete top-to-bottom rebuild. The Lions even had a new owner.

>>149633839
>by a coach who was huffing his own farts and thought HE was the most important part of the team
sounds familiar

We all know who's winning the Super Bowl right? What sacrificial lamb the AFC kneels and places on the altar isn't settled yet

>149633373
>avapedo replied to me
Disgusting

>>149633910
Goff can rebuild a team. But can he win an owl?

>>149605639
>Floor
0-17
>Ceiling
1-16

mutthomes has never beaten Goff lmfao the mutt is owned by Goff

>>149633940
Looking at the AFC and NFC odds on FanDuel

NFC is two horse race Lions vs Eagles. Then several lengths back you have 6 teams duking it out for the bronze medal
Vikings, Packers
Bucs
49ers, Rams
Commanders

Crazy JJ McCarthy is in there but Vikings are loaded and the Patriots dragged a then JJ McCarty-tier QB named Tom Brady to his first two SBs (arguably all of his first 3, Skip says all 3)

AFC is 3 horse race Ravens Chiefs Bills. My guess is one drops out of the race and some other AFC team blows up and takes their place

>>149633770
Schools generally don't want to risk getting sued by letting a minor in their care play through an injury. A lot of schools don't have great equipment. Some teams are small so kids will take more snaps because of it, not uncommon to see teams where kids play both sides of the ball and special teams. A lot of kids aren't playing for their future at the high school level so they won't push through, it's different if you're playing for a scholarship or a shot at the nfl. Much larger player base, the guys that aren't tough and won't push through get filtered out from jv to the nfl. They're inexperienced and don't know the best ways to tackle or protect themselves. The brain is still developing. Tons of reasons really but I think the biggest one is just more of a willingness to report the injuries at the high school level as well as the size of teams. You could have 10 people on an NFL that never even get touched during a game, and maybe only 2/3rds see any significant contact. In highschool you might have a kid playing on the line for defense, offense, field goals, pint returns, etc.

>>149634003
Lions beat the Chiefs by 1 point in a game without Kelce or Jones starting.

They caught the Chiefs off guard with a punt sneak which won't ever work again.

Toney had a lot of drops. He's no longer on the team. Even a healthy Lions team could only win by 1 point.

>Lions beat the Chiefs

Stopped reading there

For you, the day you played Goff was the most important day of your life.
But to me, it was Sunday

>>149634068
I thought the NFC north played the AFC south last year? What are you talking about they missed the playoffs the season before so there's no chance they played the Chiefs.

If the Bears end up winning the North, which team seethes the most?
>Vikings
>Packers
>Lions

>>149633378
Why do women get more concussions than men in both soccer and hockey? Probably because they are weaker and less experienced
Same with High school (age 13-17) compared to college (18-21) and the NFL

>>149634098
Probably the Vikings at least here, they always talk like they were one play away from winning the superbowl any given season. Packers fans will act like they won it regardless and just bring upnthe 30 or something championships with half of them being from when there were only 6 teams and I still don't believe there are actually any Lions fans.

>>149634003
When the Bills booty blasted your Ravens in the playoffs which team were you rooting for, the Chiefs or Bills?

>>149634107
Emotional retards, they'll put themselves at risk trying to show off or hurt somebody just to make a point.

What did he mean by this?

>>149634141
>Mahomes: why do I have 5 different left tackles in each Superbowl

>>149634098
Lions could care less about the Bears, they'll be too busy sobbing their back to back choke jobs to care about anything but the tears streaming down their eyes as everyone mocks them
JaRED GOFF
JaRED GOFF

Packers will be seething. Will be lots of great videos on social media of Packers fans destroying their TVs rather than watch the trophy ceremony were Caleb Williams hoists the Lombardi (Lions fans will watch and seeth if Ben Johnson gets to hoist it)

Vikings - these people are retarded inbred people from the cold lands where hockey is king. They are much more similar to Canada so they probably seethe about everything all the time

>>149632399
Lol now you're discounting winning performances as well.
>N-n-noooo, no stats count unless the game is tied up the whole time!

>>149634164
*their back to back to back
choke jobs
Three peat

>>149634161
Wow...I guess I never realized how hard Mahomey has it, with guys like...Eric Fischer, Orlando Brown Jr, Joe Thuney...lol poor guy...

>>149634115
>and I still don't believe there are actually any Lions fans.

>>149606001
holy based

>>149634197
Compared to Hurts All Pro group those giys are basically dickwashers

>>149606001
It's not Tom Brady whose life is obsessed with Football.
For Cutler football is a meh memory for him as he had a disappointing career but still got made rich
So you want to talk ball with him you got to be cool and apparently a lot of people aren't as cool as they think lol

As a rule of thumb is well known just approaching a celebrity is weird behavior but imagine you then start fawning over their career. Nerd shit. Stalker shit to the girls

>>149634247
Hurts is just a better scrambler than Mahomes.

>>149634180
Baker is what we call a frontrunner. When he's up by a lot and the game is over he balls out. Or when it's a blowout loss and there's no expectation of him winning he also balls out.

>>149634228
New
>>149634228
in a few

>>149634345
Oh, right, I forgot where I was for a second.
>Every QB in the league sucks because either stats don't matter or everyone is a something-babby.
That's better.

>>149634345
>half the reason the bucs are even relevant now
Bakey bakey make em quakey.

>>149634332
Mahomes is competing with running backs.
>>149634197
Thuney is a guard not a left tackle.

Rams Legend Jimmy Garoppolo

>>149634423
>competing with RBs
>shows list competing with QBs and getting mogged by RBs even though more appearances
Thuney is still above average and his left tackles have always ranged from average to elite. Certainly nothing to whine about.

>>149630546
>>149630582
Lucy Liu is a white person's idea of a good-looking Asian

>>149606010
Montana played before the defense was completely hamstrung by bullshit "protect the quarterback" rules. Modern NFL is pussy shit compared to what it was in the 80's during Montana's day.

>>149634068