Thread 149609532

We actually do call them that

>>149609532 (OP)
we don't. based quote and image tho

I'M GONNA HAVE THE BIGGEST MARNER IN THE MORNING

>>149609557
no

flush it down

wish i could get a good drop to sell for a billy or two

>>149609578
based ænima poster

Multiple willing tipsy unvaccinated amish schoolgirl hymen

>>149609532 (OP)
but why vegas, just because of gambling? does it have anything else more appealing than any other american team when it comes to the city itself?

sorry boss can't lose in my hometown

>>149609646
No state income tax
Better weather
Vegas smells like piss tho

>>149609646
he likes the gold helmets and think they should be the ones they wear full time just like the rest of us

Good night /hoc/ I love you

>>149609672
Umm normal people arent wearing helmets all the time

>>149609677
sleep tight fren

>>149609686
well copey is a literal retard

broke out the vpn for that one huh

>>149609686
canadians aren't normal
>ketchup chips
kys

for me it's salt and vinegar chips

no it'll just be a 3 day ban
I'll be back

>>149609705
Cope they're good
>>149609711
Also based

>>149609695
cope no im not

>>149609651
shitman and hbgay are both awful

balls goal

>>149609766
mopr

>>149609763
COPEY IS COPING

>>149609783
not sure what this means

>>149609827
reminds me of bud inserting himself into trb's program

>>149609828
oh that fourth one is u

Wrestlefags OUT

>>149609858
nah i'd say the first one is more like me

>>149609827
hunter was cool as the guy who gets beat before the final program
but when he got moved to the final program it stopped working

>>149609878
it's wrestlechads

/hoc/? More like /gay/

>>149609891
only joshichads

>>149609897
no those are pedos

>>149609869
no that's you
i'm the first one

>>149609893
no that's you

THERE ARE STILL GOOD FREE AGENTS OUT THERE

>>149609955
?

>>149609955
name some

>>149609955
not sure which movie you are referencing

>>149609827
bow down to the
bow down to the

>>149609878
This

>>149609901
cope

>>149610155
*bows down*

Did you guys know Venus is hotter than Mercury

Hockey (gay)

>>149610471
no but i know that girls go to mars to get chocolate bars
and boys go to venus to get larger benis

>>149610516
go fuck a kiwi bird bitch

Imagine the huge marners on planet uranus

>>149610591
we don't call them that

>>149610626
what's wrong with planet

>>149610730
planet is retarded

flush it down

just took a midnight marner myself

>>149610901
>midnight
are you in the Aleutians?

>>149611231
now post the real version

i tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end
i didn't even marner

>>149611253
i had to strain
to push it all
but in the end
i didn't even maaarrrrrrneeeerrrrrrerrrr...

>>149611231
I'll probably edit this to say marner when I wake up tomorrow.if someone doesnt do it first

what happened to him?

>>149611507
he was killed
killed dead

>>149611531
Fs in chat boys

>>149609532 (OP)
>Checked out of Toronto for quite some time
Ya since 2016

i would like to tell you
i would like to say
that i knew that this would happen
that bud would 1

Thread's been great so far

>>149613171
im just warming up

I love boobies

i loved them first

Morning marner was right on schedule

>>149611481
>when I wake up tomorrow.
grim

My marner was a little cheesy this morning

Figures that I’d sleep poorly on the final day of my vacation

When is global warming gonna make Nevada unlivable?

>>149614086
It already is
Theyre forced to drink marner water just to survive

>>149614086
Global warming is the real reason hockey no longer exists in Arizona

>>149609532 (OP)
Toronto media making shit up after chasing out their best player per usual. If I took them seriously I would have though Phil Kessel was 300 pounds.
>laffs

>>149614736
>laffs

>Kitchener Rangers winger Matthew Hlacar and Cincinnati Cyclones defenceman Rhett Parsons dropped the gloves during a battle drill at the end of Thursday's opening practice at Leafs development camp
>laffs

Everybody is tampering with laffs kwab.

How many cowgirl sluts are the Flames prospects fucking at Stampede?

>>149615384
0

>>149615005
new to hockey kid?

Henlo Gary where are trades?

N

I

>>149609646
it's a well-run team that usually contends

MITHCIE BRO
IN MY SOUL

*makes love to /hoc/*

*blows rape whistle*

>>149609668
the crime, the homeless, and drug addicts make it very hard to love

>>149609651
it was NOT a girlie magazine

>>149616204
What's the difference between a girlie magazine and whatever the alternative happens to be?

>>149616251
so you don't know

Naked women pictures

>>149609532 (OP)
Perimeter Marner and Dry Hair Marner were expected events.
>laffs

imagine getting yelled at by a guy with dry hair, I'd punch his lights out

split ends having niggas

>>149609557
had three Marners' yesterday. Two of them were liquid

>>149615005
Then they had makeup gay sex in the showers

>>149616696
Check google images for that

sex gifs

Caufield - Suzuki - Slafkovsky
Bolduc - Dach - Demidov
Laine - Newhook - Anderson
Gallagher - Evans - Kapanen
Blais

Guhle - Dobson
Hutson - Struble
Matheson - Carrier
Xhekaj

Montembeault
Dobes

>>149617473
Which AHL team is this?

>>149617480
Rocket

>>149617473
Shit team

Why is Erik Karlson, Bryan rust, and retard rakell still on my penguins ):

>>149617473
>1C
>3C made out of glass
>4C
>4C
Grim.

>>149617473
How many of them below 5 feet?

let's not be mean to my habbies we've come a long way

>>149617473
Really show how top-heavy the East is that a worse version of this team made the playoffs

Who's signing Victor Olofsson

>>149617897
Some shit team probably

>>149617897
look at this dude
he's got a head like a fucking brick, you can use his jawline as a level

>>149617905
Victor Olofsson, you are an Islander!

>>149617965
Cope

>>149617948
I'm curious to see the helmet.

>>149617848
>how top-heavy the East is
Florida is top heavy. The rest are just shit.

>be Carey price
>weren’t eligible for the hall of fame last year because he played four games in 2022
>didn’t make the hall of fame this year because the numales on the selection committee chose two women players
lol even lundpads make it in first year of eligibility and I think price had a better career.

All teams should still be very active, i mean there are a lot of great players on the market, they can't sleep on these players

>>149618382
Half of these players should retire

>log in to /hoc/
>mfw

>>149618382
thrashers roster looking good

hearing our duckies :) will have an exciting season

Going to the waterfront today

>>149618104
Thornton made it, and he's a shitter.

>>149618596
Sad

>>149618537
thinkin' about hitting the beach

>>149618643
Its a beautiful day for it

>>149610901
>>149613752
>>149614003
>>149617181
we don't call them that anymore bros

>>149618671
Sorry copey but we do in fact call them that

beaches are fucking gay
>hurr durr im sitting in dirt looking at water
you can do the same thing at my gun club

>>149618794
Retard

>>149618671
Stop being so insecure about it

>>149618788
true /hoc/ is a river genny

>>149618794
>three little jew twinks

>>149618794
>the Hughes? I heard those were from Hershs' tribe, fuckin cocksuckers

I know we’re in the early days of free agency still, but with Florida’s core locked in again, who is their challenger in ‘25-26 in the East? Toronto is a little worse without Marner, Carolina may be a little better with Ehlers, Washington isn’t getting any younger, and Tampa hasn’t made any big moves.

Maybe continued growth and improvement from teams like Ottawa or Montreal?

>>149619249
Their challengers will be literally every team that copies their style of building and training a playoff-hockey team.

>>149619249
rangers finally got mike sullivan

>at the waterfront
>a ton of mystery meat zoomers with cute white gfs
Why live

>>149619531
Get jacked so next summer you can have a cute gf

I catched covid. Is it true that I have to wait 2 months before I could go back to the gym, or else I risk ending up with Long Covid?

kek!

good morning sirs

>>149619817
>I catched covid
how do you know?

>>149619817
No. Just wait 2 weeks

>>149617473
when are they getting rid of dach? a literal black hole dragging the rest of the team down. just get any 2C it can't be that difficult

>>149620058
>literal black hole dragging the rest of the team down
he never plays you bozo

>>149620145
>plays 20 shit games
>starts getting better in the next 10
>gets season ending injury
make it make sense

>>149620193
effort is his kryptonite

>>149620221
exactly, can't have a 2C like this

>>149620193
many such cases

>>149620031
the prostate exam came back positive

>>149620008
good morning

I made some tea bros

>>149620779
redpill me on teapots, they seem to be unnecessary intermediaries

We're set, Gary. Just drop the puck.

>>149620868
Proper tea is loose, and should be steeped in a pot, then strained, you filthy animal.

>>149620868
They keep it warmer for longer but that’s about it

>>149620896
Which of the Subban brothers is this?

>>149618104
the women are in a separate voting category, they don't take up spaces for the men

>>149621479
They’re shouting be a cap on the amount of people that get in each year

>>149621787
Shouldn’t**

>>149621750
So impressed by my Swedish Wings.

>>149621787
There shouldn't be an induction every year tbqhwyf

>>149622151
this

>>149622151
Retard

>>149622181
#retard

>>149609532 (OP)
>>149609557
ngl I kinda feel bad for Mitch after finding about his dad in the new Steve Dangle video, sounds like his dad's in it for himself and apparently he's moving to Vegas with Mitch and his wife.

>>149622352
Cope

>>149622386
More like Quebec Nohockeyteam lmao

>>149622562
Jen

>>149622151
one of the fattest posts in /sp/ history

based leaf standing up to these Participation Award era yanks who want the floodgates opened to the hall of fame every year

you guys are so fucken retarded

>>149622787
Just like my islanders

>>149622787
not as retard as your face!

>>149622840
is that the same guy who, y'know, he had an incident back in the day? don't really want to say in case it's not him

>>149622899
Yeah

Who the fuck is McDavid?

>>149622899
He was the tbg of the 90s

>>149622938
Some gay twink

>>149622899
so you don't know

>>149622933
>>149622952
that's what I was afraid of

>>149618382
How scary is it for these guys going deep into the off season to not get injured without a contract?
Imagine getting a Dustin Penner like injury while a UFA.

Took a rancid hangover marner this morning

>>149623073
You had a party and I wasn't invited? George is GETTING UPSET!!

>>149623095
I sent you a message over slack saying that it's a party for the cool dudes...

1992fags OUT

>>149623138
I'm not cool? HO HO!!!

>>149622938
a man denied his birthright

>>149623210
True we use fax around here

>>149623564
Vaxx status?

>>149623300
I’m dropping a marner right now

>>149623564
RIP

my post-4th marner is always a mess of greasy meat

It's the bottom of the second in Toronto

yeah we know toronto has a lot of bottoms

>>149623791
Jen

Why didn’t anyone really talk about this? A top 100 player died and no one cared.

>>149623073
>>149623624
>>149623741
we don't use that term for those anymore

>>149624170
Copey lost

Latest Flames video is based and mountain pilled.
It also has a brief cameo of defenseman coach Michael Stone who is also very based (and he has a nasty blueline slapper let me tell ya)

>>149624170
Welcome here Paul Marner>>149624170

>>149624170
we do use that term for those still

flames posting is so 2022.

>>149623867
>the yzerplan failed so spectacularly it killed someone

>>149624604
He was 93

>>149624709
he died waiting for the yzerplan to come to fruition

what's the best site to use to send in jerseys for customization? thinking of using hockeymonkey or hockeyauthentic

>>149624795
aliexpress

>>149624288
Based mountainpill poster

>>149624795
Good goy

>>149624544
nope

>>149625183
post pic of biceps

Lafftards are seething over the dyke in the front office. Everybody else gets fired but dyke has to stay... because.. well she just has to ok?

>laffs

>>149625500
What on earth are you babbling about

>>149624604
2025 Yzerplan Accomplishments:
>Killed Alex Delvecchio
>Caused Christian Fischer to lose all passion for hockey and retire to become a golfer
And we aren't even a week into free agency, what wonders will come next?

The Toronto Maple Leafs have signed winger Michael Pezzetta to a 2-year deal after a BIG 2024/25 season.

canada has won the world series AND an NBA championship more recently than the stanley cup

>>149625728
Retard.

>laffs

>>149624564
yeah but heres the thing, im just not gonna stop!
i know you want me to stop but im not gonna do it!

What's the next big trade gary?

>>149626438
I know, this is the only place you arent invisible.

>>149625648
Achievable natty?

>>149624288
fucking lmao, i wonder what wisdom takagi shared

>>149624288
I hear Michael Stone posts on /hoc/

Thats kinda fucked up

bud1
mitch1

my wife, the tramp

>>149626693
Why

>>149626831
>take penalty
>get haunted forever

Where do you guys think the parade should go?
Dome is bottom right

>>149626909
Into the bow river

just took a marner

>>149626909
sams club so they can get good prices for bulk items

>>149626943
there's been word going around that we don't call those that anymore but I'm happy to say that is fake news and we do indeed still call those that

uh bros? how come no one told be about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxhPdWDsZfc&list=RDCC7OrEx5H4U&index=27

>>149626943
What adjective would you use to describe it?

>>149626980
We dont have those here. I guess they could walk to costco

>>149627067
slippery

Maybe something like this

>>149627064
The video of the girls wearing matching Chris Kreider jerseys is the sum total of all of my K-pop knowledge

>>149627187
now thats based

>>149626547
actually I aim to be invisible here too I don't want vanity and attention like you think I do, I just the odd shitpost here and there

drinking a michelob ultra, the official beer of the nhl.

drinking a mitchell1 ultra, the official bud of the nhl.

>>149627328
yeah i actually meant to post that in the kpop thread but ive had a few IPAs (at 9% abv) and im also kinda retarded

drink mitchell1 ultra instead

>>149627187
kek

>>149626943
we don't call those that anymore
>>149627011
cope no we don't

Gearing up to take a marner

>>149628154
nope

>>149628168
Flush it down

I wish I had one of those european marner shelf toilets.

Why doesn't hockey have vtuber cross promotion?

>>149628304
Is that Vito?

>>149628304
Viewership and attendance isn't so dire that our Gare Bear feels the only way out is to pander to turbovirgin weeb nerds.

>>149628366
cope noel is singing the anthem at ibs next season

>>149628310
Hope he makes the team. I like him

>>149628442
top 10 moments before disaster

>>149628534
I hope so too :)
>>149628563
No Calgary won that season opener :)

Business idea: NHL hockeyverse but using anime girls

did Cal Foote do anything wrong

>>149628366
He needs to pander to single 22-355 year old women first

i just grilled 16 frozen burgers at the same time
i am by myself and about 7 beers in

>>149628697
the splits

>>149628768
Have fun but don't overdo it fren :)

>>149628791
i was curious how many could fit on a 22" kettle simultaneously. im gonna eat 2 now and save the rest. it was a lot of fun, but theres a lot of smoke from 16 burgers dripping fat on the coals. 10/10 would do again.

>>149628593
>No Calgary won that season opener :)
yet got BTFO of a playoff slot

>>149628833
96 points and no ploffs is rough :(

>>149628366
i could've sworn MLB was the fastest growing brand in the US for a while.
NHL should get Cottontail to make an appearance because she's actually Albertan, she'll get facts about the game wrong because she's a filthy casual, guys will flood the thread calling her fat & a whore, and the Oilers will still loose.
there's no way on earth she'd be more annoying then Baby No Money.

>>149628867
>i could've sworn MLB was the fastest growing brand in the US for a while.
I can only assume that "achievement" is totally carried by the Dodgers bringing in Ohtani then shilling the absolute fuck out of him like he's the second coming of Babe Ruth.
Also Asians will follow any team with a prominent Asian on it, remember when they all pulled for the Mariners?

>>149628864
it comes into perspective when you count the 41 wins

Hate us cuz they anus

this is just like being a passer with no one to pass to

>>149628953
>trade players
>overall space spaces doesn't decrease
wtf

>>149629001
kek

>>149628953
Any list of over cap / under cap teams?

>>149628953
>>149629001
I’ve got a Duclaire, an Engvall, a MacLean, a Mayfield, and a Varlamov. Any takers?

>>149628948
Stay away FROM THE CHILDREN

>>149629059
And with this proposal the trade market has cooled down.

>>149619249
All you need to do to beat the Panthers is ice some goons to police them when they play dirty.

>>149629099
My mom unironically bought me this hat today...

>>149629146
KWAB

Burns at $1M plus $3M bonuses suggests that there's definitely a market for EK65 at 50% retained to a contender willing to spend draft capital. If you don't have a top pair that offers an offensive punch, there's a world where GMs will put on some rose-tinted goggles, check how many points he had in 22/23, Google how many times he had won the Norris just to double-check, watch some EK65 compilation from his tenure with the Sens in 480p and then call Dubas to see what the retention would cost.

If a team can ignite the compete in him he does still has some of that juicy three-time Norris play in him, Four Nations showed that a 35-year-old Erik Karlsson can do a bit of the stuff that a much younger Erik Karlsson did once.

He's still due $11M in signing bonuses, so you don't save much cap or real money buying him out as the Pens. Can a team make Dubas retain for very little, leveraging that they would save more money than buying him out? Or is Dubas prepared to bite the bullet and risk EK65 doing what he did in San Jose - popping off out of nowhere and single-handedly pulling his team away from the 1OA in a year where there's generational talent (gasp) in the draft?

>>149629146
based mom

Give me a gf!!!!!!

>>149629146
Jen

>>149629146
my grandpa worked for cp rail :)

>>149629146
We used to call each other "fucking cp" all the time in primary school. But it stands for cerebral palsy in Sweden and not child porn

>>149629385
>tfw you got snowbathed and had a CP meltdown and wacked a guy with a chair

>>149629146
my dad gifted me a Redskins shirt on Columbus Day a few years ago

about to play today's wordle bros wish me luck

>>149629489
i got it in 4

>>149629322
Based grandpa

>>149629420
Sounds like a proper DAMP outburst

>>149629538
>Help me Johan. He's got DAMP
That's when you know shit had gone too far when somebody had damp. Heads about to roll

>>149629472
Lmao
Gotta whip that out in 50 years

The Arizona Coyotes: An Era Wasted

Should I rewatch The Pacific or Band of Brothers

>>149629728
pacific

>>149629728
You should watch deez nuts

>>149629728
Sopranos is the answer every time

>>149619249
If they're healthy, they're well ahead of the rest. Panties will have to age out.

BREAKING NEWS
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4 minutes ago

6 cans of long drink for $2.99 at Fry's with a coupon

>>149629919
i dont have frys near me, i only have food lion and kroger :(

>>149629981
does kroger have the same coupon system? it's the same company I think

>>149629739
Ok that is a better summer time series

>>149629988
idk, i use the kroger card and assume that gives the discounts? do i need to bring literal coupons in like some white trash whore?

>>149630009
you have to download the store app from the zogstore and scan the coupon in the app. in any case I don't think they're running this one at kroger :'(

>>149630036
gay. food lion is closer to me anyway. kroger is always full of old people and i get mad when they block the aisles. but sometimes they ask me to grab something for them so thats fun i guess.

>>149619249
they are the only team that can defeat themselves

Fumbling around in the smith's app for the smith's digital deals does heavy spiritual damage to me, especially since the smith's digital deals are never good

https://youtu.be/5MS_Fczs_98
this should be italy's goal song at milan

>>149622318
there's a CBC video that follows a few young hockey players, Mitch being one of them. even when Mitch was like 12, his dad was an absolute shit bag

that being said, Mitch is nearly 30 now. he could've cut his dad off years ago, but hasn't

https://youtu.be/OY-C2-uatyE?si=i-Jb7jqiuuRBeRG6

>>149624795
shoppee
use a vpn for a singapore or filipino ip

>>149630162
who's even competing for italy?

>>149630162
It should be the song from the east side mario's ads because half the players are canadian

>>149630211
coronato

Evander Quesne is just like every other quebecker

kwabec

>>149629728
Twin Peaks

My marner saw something that night

>>149629728
M*A*S*H

>>149630394
R*A*P*E*D

>>149630406
Im watching the pacific because i got a new tv in october and got bob/pacific on blue ray in janurary. Ive watched them both 100 time but Ive never seen either series on blu ray so i wanna see how good it looks

>>149630538
im so glad that america single handedly cucked them into submission, now we have anime and JAV

>>149630586
anime? more like really gay

>>149630586
Ya it's pretty based

>>149630586
I'm watching serial experiments lain right now

>>149630746
Unlike you fag

Marner was two days late this time.

Watching a documentary about the Fukushima disaster

>>149630938
what have you learned?

>>149630961
It was a nuclear meltdown because diesel generators to pump water into the core were destroyed by the tsunami and the owners and operators of the plant were incompetent

>>149630961
nuclear power is SCARY

>>149630996
Im sure its a documentary made by some leftoid enveinmentalist

Kirill Kaprizov signs with the islanders in 2026

>>149631012
It was FRONTLINE desu by pbs

ive worked reactors before AMA

>>149631015
Thoughts on your total victory over tbg?

>>149631029
propaganda broadcasting service

Pink Bony Slub

>>149631064
his name is trb

>>149630962
this video could have been 5 minutes

>>149631057
I was the dumbest government functionary in HBO's "Chernobyl" now I'm here and I like hockey

>>149631057
What do reactors smell like

>>149631104
bags of sand

Yeah I like the nhl

N-pink
H-pony
L-club

>>149631064
only trb calls him tbg. How is your anus holding up fag?

Yeah im trb

t-pink
r-pony
b-club

>>149630996
neat

It’s 10pm bros lights out

just got home bros

>>149631312
From where

>>149631329
worked a bit and then met up with frens at the bar for a couple drinks

>>149631349
Did you have fun?

>>149631400
at work no, at the bar not really.

>>149631431
Bars are gay and retarded

>>149631454
i love beers desu. and the occasional slut

>>149631349
based I wish I still had frens
t. geriatric gen z

>>149631474
Okay based

I used to go to the sports bar near me to drink beers and watch football and eat wings but I realized I can do that at home for substantially less money

>>149631510
im 35 and have no friends or gf and my family hates me

>>149631527
totally! i never have more than a couple and then drink beers at home to not be a drunk driving faggot

>>149631535
I know that feel bro

o-t-t-o to go

>>149631594
my name is Otto, I love to get blotto.

Huomenta but the opposite

>>149631623
Night, pookie

>>149631085
He's frustrated

>>149631633
shut up raped bitch

playing diablo

Does twin peaks get better

>>149631851
starts off great wym. mid season 2 is when it's shit,

when will gary have hololive for hokkei?

childhood is thinking audrey is best girl
adolescenthood is thinking shelly is best girl
adulthood is knowing laura is best girl

>>149631895
go back to your doyersthread

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting dishonorably discharged from the air force for head trauma (likely caused by slipping and falling in the bathroom rather than in combat)
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
feel free to add to the list

>>149631988
wait mitch is real?

Hey mitch check this one out

I'm not just gay - I'm retarded.

>>149632106
mitch scored a point here

>>149632119
True really threaded the needed there

>>149632222
wtf is this real

teared up a little bit when john basilone got his medal of honor

>>149632433
medal of honor: frontlines was kino

you think the 4 nations cope is bad now? they don't even know the next decade and a half of pain they're in for with bedard, celebrini, and mckenna

the what?

>>149632527
uh oh stinky!!!

>>149632526
Hell ya that's in of my favorite games of all time

>>149632534
@grok is this real?

>>149632567
Nah Hagens went 7th

>>149632534
My NTDPsies :(

>>149632527
>4 nations
>doesn't include Russia
Farcical Gary nonsense

wait the Flyers fired Tortorella
i just found out about this

>>149632663
They also traded for Trevor Zegras

>>149632663
Only recently did I learn the Flyers logo is supposed to be a "P".

Nine years later... who won the trade?

>>149631085
I think longer videos gives you more youtube bucks

>>149632733
Yes, it does in fact

>>149632733
its wild how 90% of all the annoying things on there can be attributed to the algorithm being meddled with

>>149632730
Preds made a final with subban at least

>>149632762
So did the Habs with Weber in 2021.

>>149632774
Hmmmmmm

>>149632683
so are these good things or

>>149632777
checked

>>149632784
>firing Torts
bad
>hiring Tocc
good
>trading for Zegras
ugly

>>149632784
I dont know. Rick Tochett let the room fall apart in Vancouver. I'm not sure what he brings to the table that Tortorella doesnt. Torts gets the most out of piles of shit. The Flyers might come to find they arent as far ahead in their rebuild as they think.

>>149632801
Just like the teds

>>149632944
Just like who's Teds?

>>149632966
Ted (deceased)

>Just Like Ted's Teds

JLTT could be the next big off-season sensation

Could the next thread by Flames themed please? As in the Calgary Flames?

>>149633016
Mayn't

>>149633016
Calgary had a few threads already this offseason. Let some of the smaller markets like Columbus have a thread.

>>149633037
Ok good idea!

>>149633016
only if you accept that wolf will be bobrovsky's successor when he gets traded in 3 years

Is there a team in 2026 that can contend against my kitties? Hmm

>>149633205
No

Kitties cant keep that pace up for another 82 games+playoffs

>>149633176
He already is

>>149633234
Panthers in the regular season last year were very mediocre. Finished 3rd in their division, yet as soon as game 1 of the playoffs started the switch flipped and they became world beaters.

>>149633234
Retard

>>149633290
>Panthers in the regular season last year were very mediocre
Just injury problems

>>149633234
they took the whole season off keklmao

4 cup finals in a row. I dont known about that.

reminder

>>149633290
I recall very well, every "expert" picked them to lose at every round. Then by the scf they were calling them the best defense ever. Sports journalism is a joke isn't it?

One of the the best things that happened to the panthers last year was ekblad getting suspend for 20 games. That retard would have definitely gotten hurt late in the season.

>>149633327
Its been done in many other sports. Nba is similar structure playoffs and the heat did it. Is there a team in the east good enough to prevent it?

>>149633329
what the hell is this bro

>>149633391
I've been trying to decipher it as well. At first I thought it was some early 2010s power ranking, but then the laffs and Vegas shouldn't be there.

>>149633387
Nba was a 1 man sport for like 20 years

>>149633387
Oh also I think randy can break through this season

>>149633452
Who is Randy?

>boomers actually called Crosby a pussy for getting mad after getting two teeth knocked out at once
thats crazy bruh

>>149633724
Boomers are gay

>>149633732
Just like my islanders

>>149633724
>getting two teeth knocked out at once
Not a big deal for the boomers who watched real old time hockey as kids. The fact that Crosby is now viewed as tough is the real slight on the modern NHL.

>>149633744
>real slight on the modern NHL.
time is a flat circle.
this is why they're re-adapting The Running Man & why mullets & mustaches are back in style.

got the marner toots.
its almost time

>>149633780
Gross

>>149633780
the what

>>149633780
pic related...?

>>149633867
Yes!!!

bud1
mitch1

bud lost

>>149633982
is that from pulp fiction or something. The font is so familiar

>>149633780
Toots? TOOTS?! It's a fuckin' nickname! Family name is Tootarelli!

toots and the maytals

>>149634063
Yea, on account of the character named the wolf

Russia has no elite defenders for 30 years in row(1/3 of century or 3/5 of the time sport exist)

>>149634207
>Russia has no elite defenders

>>149634352
Who

>>149633778
All circles are flat

fraid so

>>149634629
Including the one on your ass?

>>149628948
>lose your best players for nothing
>little brother city
>players you traded arguably were the MVP’s every time they made the finals
>stuck with an overpaid frenchie
>stuck with endless pajeets
SAAR