Thread 149630021

>Lap:
#7980

>Countdown to Semen Slurp: Power by Greggs™
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>149620325

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
212 (211 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
241 (238 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 216 (+18)
NOR: 201 (+25)
VER: 155 (+0)
RUS: 146 (+10)
LEC: 119 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 417 (+43)
Ferrari: 210 (+27)
Mercedes: 209 (+10)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+0)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 652.60 (+6.03)
HAM: 649.19 (+31.91)
NOR: 637.64 (+25.89)

>News:
Verstappen hails Silverstone pole as ‘big boost’ for Red Bull
McLaren 'scratching our heads' as Piastri and Norris miss out on pole
Hamilton rues late lost time in pole fight but pleased with Ferrari progress
Bearman laments 'silly, dumb' error ahead of British GP Qualifying
Charles Leclerc slams "f**king shit" F1 British GP qualifying effort
Max Verstappen and Kimi Antonelli plan dinner after show of sportsmanship
Lando Norris: Silverstone exposed MCL39 weaknesses as McLaren miss out on pole
Yuki Tsunoda reveals ‘loss of power’ cost him rare Q3 appearance at F1 British Grand Prix
Alex Albon calls for Williams review after frustrating tyre call in British GP qualifying
Oliver Bearman admits British GP red flag crash “shouldn’t happen at this level”
Lando Norris: Overtaking Max Verstappen with low-downforce Red Bull wing will be “tough”

how does he do it?

peeASStree will NEVER win a wdc

>someone itt would actually dixk Danica down
enjoy your chlamydia bro

>>149630075
elite racism

Hamilton will never win anything ever again.

>>149630098
FIA will FIA the fuck out of tomorrow's race to gift him the win.

>>149630091
I'd wear a condom, duh

>>149630126
no, see >>149629633

>>149622561
>and some other strange stuff
...
>>149624555
Please refrain from posting the coalburning russkie
>>149622898
>Is it really that bad
India and Cuba are the 2 countries I've heard of where even people who are 'from' there (children of expats/immigrants) will go back to visit family and be very glad that they don't live there.
Never heard that from any of the Chinese, Japanese, Persian, European, etc. people
>>149624217
Liar
>>149624960
>>149626222
>>149626530
Are you the prediction anon that has been posting for several months now?
>>149628724
>We gaan
>hebben
>>149630043
>Explain yourself Australia
Australians are a species of Anglo

rolling for le mans '55 lando stand edition

>>149630188
why the fuck can't I edit that image in MSPaint
what have you done

>>149630204
Voodoo hex

That p3 and qualifier were so entertaining. drama at every stage

slurp comfirmed tomorrow

>>149630265
>/f1/ zzzzz slurp post from T1 lap 1
>half of anons leave to fap to futanari 5 laps before the end
>something interesting happens during the final 5 laps
every time

edd

>>149630286
F1 Academy has better racing than F1

>>149630324
does anyone else read in as tommy hillnigger or is it just me?

>>149630324
>sweater with shirt collars popping out

Is there still a risk of rain tomorrow?

>>149630400
>risk
you mean chance? risk sounds negative

>>149630352
pornbrained
>>149630400
gamerbrained

>>149630400
its rainworld

Fuck yeah i'd shag Danica.
She is a great fuck. She is fit af and has amazing stamina.
You're all just closeted homos.

>>149630408
I'm a dangerous man

>>149630494
I've never banged a F1 related person who wears a maga hat during the act. Interesting thought.

>>149630511
I'm sure for a fiver more your local window hooker will wear one.

>>149630400
Yes but it will likely just spice up the formula kino and formula shitter races. But a green track means it's more likely someone fucks up lap 1. (pic unrelated)

>>149630555
Are you suggesting hookers are F1 related? Surely nobody involved in this gentleman's sport would stoop so low.

>>149630494
luxie go to bed
youre fucking drunk
lusting after boy ass that isnt even on a boy

>>149630625
clip or article? i want to hear the cope

>>149630735
>TF
>TP
I would really reconsider my life choices if I was on the receiving end of this.

>>149630800
relax luxie is a binger
hes ok

>sip
>fug I forgot to vote in the wec
>sip
>fug it's not Sunday and there hasn't been a race yet
>sip

>>149631023
>fug it is Sunday
>sip

1

>>149631023
honest to god the weekends and days blur together more than usual

Max broke england. Don't even know if Michael broke them this hard.

England next

>>149631288
I feel intimidated by sexually aggressive women, please keep them away from my safe space.

i dont get it
people come on here and talk to all kinds of different people who are exactly the same then /pol/ post

>>149631331
Too bad

dubs and it rains

>>149631369
>people come on here and talk to all kinds of different people who are exactly the same then /pol/ post
In English next time
F1 related because
>England next
and after that Spa, and then
>Hungary next >>149631331

>>149631369
people here are not the same. there are horny posters, hornier posters, and twink (horniest) posters

my fucking knee did a brief runner
oh god im fucking old

>>149631497
maybe get on your knees a bit less
all the praying could be hurting you

One thing in life you must understand
The truth of lust woman to man
So open the door and you will see
There are no secrets, make your move, set me free

Ah, because there's something about you, baby
That makes me want to give it to you
I swear there's something about you, baby

gimi

>>149631520
only time i prey is on long neck posh twinks

>>149631453
>tfw no short hair gf

>>149630823
Aww, how nice of you. Here have a Yuppi.
I dont care about Danica's ass. It's not a great butt, i give you that. Still ahe exsudes this raw cougar energy. She can fuck like the duracell bunny.
I'm sorry you're all incels waiting for your 11/10 tradwife that doesnt exist (or in your case an obese black mama with an ass so big you can put a pint on it, they do exist but i dont consider them human).
Srsly, you people should fuck more.

>>149631603
see youre druk
i want a pale retarded twink to cook for

go 2 bed.

>>149631369
M8, i dont care about your skin colour as long as you are racist.
We maybe divided by race but we are united in racism.

>>149631603
what about us volcels?

>>149631603
>your 11/10 tradwife that doesnt exist
Say it ain't so lysolanon

>>149631639
thats like the opposite of what im trying to say

>>149631626
>want a pale retarded twink to cook for
Why didnt you hook up with cage anon when he was slobbering all over your dick back in the days before he found Jesus?

>>149631654
Ok, can we find some middle ground and just hate the muslims?

Why was Chuck so upset?

>>149631693
out qualied by ham

>>149631689
You just made Rio Haryanto upset. He doesn't deserve this.

>>149631689
>Why didnt you hook up with cage anon when he was slobbering all over your dick back in the days before he found Jesus?
hes not retarded.
hes not a twink.

>Ok, can we find some middle ground and just hate the muslims?
bed, pls.
tomorrow is another day https://youtu.be/f9EM8T5K6d8

I wonder if Texasanon is feeling particularly wet right now

>>149631707
I dont care about anime.

>>149631719
He paid hookers to make them feed him his own cum. That's pretty retarded and quite twinkish behaviour. Luckily he never posted pics so wenshall never know if he was a twink or not.

I shant go to bed. I was at the pub, yes, i had a few brews, yes, still i stopped at 7 beers and went home. I smoked some weed but my retarded ass took a sativa strain instead of my nighttime indica. Now my thoughts are racing, i'm shitposting with you frens and watch this some mma knock out compilations on the side

>>149631724
if he posts i send an email to hotwheels to fuck with him :)

>>149631784
>hotwheels
Didnt he died?

Would you rather be pozzed? Or gaped? F1 related because these are common terms used when discussing driver performance.

>>149631774
my poor luxie
id hug you head and let you babble schizo theories off the mary jane

>>149631804
CAN I PET THAT DAWG?

>>149631798
You cant be one or the other.
When you get gaped you get pozzed.
You can get pozzed by needles tho. But not by kissing. Or so (((they))) claim

>>149631812
no. hes autistic.

why do people use so much gay slang here?

>>149631804
What shizo theories?
Thanks for the offer but i'd rather not get head from you.

>>149631829
im a fucking faggot (allegedly)

>>149631829
Insecurity

>>149631821
Me too and autists can communimastocate together quite well so that shouldn't prevent a hug now should it?

I don't think Leclercs dog is autistic.

>>149631693
Ferrari actually gave him a competive package and there was no reason he shouldn't have been pole.
He is also very aware that Ferreri being on point is a rare event that he can't rely on happening again this year

>>149631842
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting

>>149631840
*gently pets your crossfaded ass*
just go to sleep its ok

>>149631861
That makes sense.

he sleep :3
he sleep good

I might get me some nightshade vegetables tomorrow to snack on during the race. And a bottle of gin

>>149631948
best be fried eggplant

>>149630352
nah thats awesome though

My day tomorrow
>silverstone at 7 am
>catch plane at 1 pm
>drive home in rental at 1 am
fml

>>149631829
Go back to rebbit, nigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdW1IA1ADSo
>she got one of those white RBR shirts
based

>>149632025
r u an F1 driver

POLE

>>149632051
no hes dutch

https://youtu.be/3AjBoCQEAqY

>>149632025
if you dont hit 180k in the rental im a all you a bitch for life
your phone has a camera
dont be a bitch, that car aint yours

>>149632025
What model are you renting?

Oracle will be the trve death of Formula 1.

TSU +1

>>149632068
Tesla Model Y Long Range

>>149632091
Grim

>>149632091
KWABoy it would be a shame if it were to explode while you are out on the road, or if some lunatic vandalized it. But the rental company has insurance I bet.

>>149632091
low key hope you crash and cant find the manual release and burn to death

Wow so heccin rude today. Like bad vibes man. So mean I can’t believe it. Just WOW. I’m going to cry like bitch now that my feelings are hurt.

>>149632040
I’m a semen and I get 3 weeks off

>>149632060
I’m a bitch

>>149632068
Haven’t decided yet. The cheapest one.

Ghost car
https://dubz.co/c/428ed0

>>149632176
What continent are you renting on ?

>>149632079
Oracle is just a sponsor. Cadillac/GM will kill it for sure.

>>149632196
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW_OgpYTL5E

>>149632206
Oceania
G’day mate!

to those who have seen it, what are (you)r opinions on the F1 film? I personally think it's a good flick but you can tell how it's fiction because there's a higher chance of lightning striking me twice than some of the shit that happened in the movie.

I’m offering you an open seat in Formula One General

>>149632218
I've never rented in the market but do they still make I6 FR sedans ?
If they do you'd be retarded not to get one of those

>>149632221
Bargain bin fodder. Brad Pitt movies aren’t as entertaining as they were years ago, same with James Cameron and (God forbid) Quentin Tarantino (Kill Bill sucks). But it wasn’t a waste of money. Would recommend if you truly like F1 which is hardly anyone in these generals as of late.

>>149632176
brother if you dont redline that rental youre not welcome here
scope out the most remote interstate and use that middle lane

>>149631724
Hey I’m here. That flood is far from where I live, I’m in Hill Country atm. I was a lil wet by sweating in this fucking heat. Texas summers are a blight, partner.

>>149632295
>desperate search continues for over 20 girls
anon let them go

>>149632176
>>149632218
WAIT FUCK GO TEN UNDER THEY WILL PUT A FINGER UP YOUR ASS JESUS CHRIST PLEASE STAY 10 UNDER PLEASE
ANON PLEASE HOLY SHIT

>>149632277
Kill Bill is a fine and entertaining film
You simply expected too much from a kung fu movie

>>149632306
Sure

>>149632206
NA. It’s only an hourish drive from the airport to home

>>149632218
I’m going to slit ur throat, cunt

>>149632345
>It’s only an hourish drive from the airport to home
silly bastard wanted a ride

>>149632345
Will you piss in the rentals air vents?

>>149632345
All new cars in the NA market are GRIM AF .
I'd take a bus

>>149632235
JAG SBAAAARRRROOOOO

i failed today like i do everyday
the backlog grows
the job doeskin stop existing

was there an equivalent autist f1 driver like max back in the day?

like if the sim was available back then they'd grind it 24/7

>>149632221
I thought the extended marital rape scene to explain why Sonny is single was a bit much.

>>149632508
fangier
lauder
senner
proster

>>149632091
Make sure you know where / how to hard exit if the electrics are shot. Electric vehicles are this generations' "wow Radium glows in the dark there is literally zero downside"
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/cybertruck-burned-so-hot-that-drivers-bones-disintegrated-lawsuit-claims/ar-AA1H4BK6

>>149632618
might as well go rent a lambo

>>149632618
>least hyperbolic bong

>>149632691
F1 cars should have Automatic Emergency Braking why won't anyone think of the children?

>>149632714
Why doesn't the FIA just enable that option in the assists menu?

only a clinical faggot would count Max out of this race.

>>149632691
car is bad because you might die if it catches fire and the 12v battery operating your doors is drained so you can't get out

blud got fat lmao

>>149632752
m9 these have been a thing for over 20 years now

>Been working part-time for the last year just to take it easy
>Time to go back to working a real job
>Realize I haven't done a fucking thing with all the free time I had
F1 drivers for this feel?

how will his silverstone plot armor activate today?
>max and the 2 mclels get in a retarded fight into t1 and take themselves out
>ferrari have an uncharacteristic god tier strategy call
>safety car right before pit

yucky tsunoda

>>149632855
Plus, he announces that Naomi’s unborn son is his

>>149632855
A "lucky" SC for a situation that doesn't actually need one.

Mumza likes f1 more than me these days. What is happening to the world?

amx

mfw verstappen after the first three corners today

Why are qualis always so much more kino than the actual races

>>149633002
my brother in law works for Qantas and according to him all you cunts are bandwagoning F1 this year because of PS3

>>149633229
But I don't like piastri or anyone else at mclaren

>>149633229
nah mumza is a true fan she's been watching for like 3 years now hates norris because he was the preferred driver at mclaren and felt like piastri was being held down
i've been watching since the vettel days

gimi

>>149633298
>nah mumza is a true fan she's been watching for like 3 years now
cor, practically a lifetime

>>149633333
>It's gim-over

>>149633224
No dirty air

ded to mclel

>>149633350
>>149633357
>>149633419
CUM :P

>>149633298
>felt like piastri was being held down
literally gifted a win bc mclel mindbroke the goblin

Any anons been to COTA? Think they would care if I brought starlink in on my collapsible wagon so I can stream F1TV to follow along? I’ve heard there is shit cell service.

>>149633735
I've been. I didn't bring anything in a backpack so idk how stringent they are, but the cell service is absolutely abysmal everywhere. If you don't plan on driving plan to stay way after the last session each day or you'll need to bid cash to get a uberdriver to take you because its impossible to connect to service and way more people are trying to leave than there are drivers.

>the biopsy just came back on the anon with the severe cranial hemorrhaging, it's clean
>turns out he had a Lando Norris Monster Zero Sugar shove up so far up his tight little anal cavity it triggered a Remote Site Hemorrhage
>if I could my money on why anon did it other than trying to have a good time till Lando chokes again, well I'd probably be broke because your guess is as good as mine

>>149633768
Not a problem if you just wear heelys to the race

>>149633781
>>if I could my money

>>149633781
Why would you need a biopsy for that?

why does /f1/ have so many homos

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...each day brings us closer to final victory over the great satan of fraudstappen and deadbull...
> FraudStappen exposed !
> FraudStappen can't drive !
> FraudStappen no skill !
> FraudStappen no tale

Norris and Piastri are drivers with actual talent and skill.
For FraudStappen it's been 99.9% the car and 0.01% RetardStappen.
I love seeing FraudStappen exposed for the FRAUD he is.

fraudstappen has never won a WDC on merit
fraudstappen is NOT and never will be a genuine WDC
> 2021 - WDC was handed to him by a racist FIA
> 2022 - WDC was won using 'pay-to-win'
> 2023 - WDC was won using an over-engineered car to compensate for his retarded driving
> 2024 - WDC was won by cheating and bullying with the FIA looking the other way

post the thing

>>149630021 (OP)
AMX YOU GOT THIS!!!

>>149633870
Sports are an excuse for them to check out sweaty dudes

>>149633892
Fraudstappen will DNF lap 1 again, inshallah.

>>149633878
holy cope

Thus far Max has been about 0.25s behind pole on average. When he does get pole it's been under 0.1s every time except this weekend and that was only by 0.003s.
Thinking back on it, so far I think maybe just Saudi Arabia was the only event where the other drivers fighting for pole didn't make obvious large mistakes that cost them pole.

>>149633906
I'm so happy that FraudStappen is so far behind on point that he can NEVER catch Noris and Piastri.

>>149633911
People are so sad using stats to validate their arguements. Just accept that FraudStappen has no skill or talent.

>>149633925
I didn't make any argument, "fraudstappen" shitposter, the only thing I did was post data and an observation.

I'm thinking it's relenting time

>>149633768
I’m going for all 3 days so I’ll ask them on Friday if they will allow it. Not planning on Uber, friends and I are game for a long walk out.

>>149632839
Classic mistake. Unironically the most productive I've been in my private life was when I was very busy at work and had an insanely long commute. Time off makes you sleepy.

if it actually rains then gg max..

>>149633871
>>149633878
>>149633900
>>149633913
reminder

Where is Sonny starting?

modest queen, hard to believe she is actual f1 mechanic

>>149634132
What is your point? I'm being honest and not some retard jumpin on the """orange"""" bandwagon.
I'm fed up with any dutch. Can we just keep our heads down?!

>>149634205
>we
You are not dutch, you are just a parasite living there.
Now go and kill yourself, your gimmick is trash anyways.

morning lads

>>149634225
gonna cave your skull in with a rock fuckhead cunt

>>149634225
omg hi ^~^

>>149634211
I will continue till the day FraudStappen dies or he leaves F1.
I wished he died in that 2021 crash he had with Sir L. Hamilton

>>149634244
hamilton is getting 24-0'd by lecuck, bro

When is a real team gonna take a chance on her?

>>149634249
Sir L. Hamilton a genuine and true 8x WDC.

>>149633878
mmmmppppphhhh mmmmmpppph mmmmpppppppphhh

>>149634225
goedemorgen! bonjour!

Br*toid F4, soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIc2-vJs5Pc

Oscar and Lando are honestly such shit drivers, I’ve never seen drivers who lock up and cross the kerb so often. In any other team they would literally not even finish in the points. How are they coming 1 and 2?

>>149634338
Formula Regional is at the Hungaroring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dETSZFOm5wo

so anyone going
>F4, F3, F2, F1 at the same event!
is an ignorant fool

>>149634338
Young Thomas Bearman participating

>>149634377
have a young thomas
>the br*t f4 races are this weekend non-championship races
what a cock-up

>>149634398
lmao fukkin nerd

ella lloyd done did an overtake!

>>149634350
the best medshitters are more or less on hulkenberg's level or slightly below

jej

>>149634550
i wonder who and what exactly is responsible for that

>>149634555
i am

>>149634555
oops

>>149634555
so
>fom is producing it, but it's not on f1tv
>sk* is showing it, for the first time ever
>there is a chat...
>a br*t at youtube who also sees it on sk*, thinks, that's a copyright!
>the ads at silverstone, haha
what a cock-up

>>149634591
it's youtube, automatically detecting the f1® logos, i think

damn that kids mum is a babe

bit of spam in the chat with a colombian winning, so:
>Mr 420: thank God he's not from India

>>149634639
She's tiny

hoer op posting

truggs

>>149634663
F1 should support truck racing series. Infinitely more entertaining.

>>149634663
clean it up jannies

>airforce recruitment ad
the world is pregnant with war

programme, lads:
>SUNDAY 6 JULY
FIA Formula 4 Second Race (25 Mins +1 Lap) 08:20 - 08:50
FIA Formula 3 Feature Race (22 Laps or 45 Mins +1 Lap) 09:30 - 10:20
FIA Formula 2 Feature Race (29 Laps or 60 Mins +1 Lap) 11:05 - 12:10
Formula 1 Historic F1 Car Demonstration 12:20 - 12:35
Formula 1 Eddie Jordan Tribute 12:35 - 12:45
Formula 1 Drivers' Parade 13:00 - 13:30
Formula 1 National Anthem 14:44 - 14:46
Promoter Activity Red Arrows Fly Past 14:46 - 14:48
FORMULA 1 GRAND PRIX (52 LAPS OR 120 MINS) 15:00 - 17:00

so f3 in 17 minutes, f2 in 1 hour 52 minutes

>>149634684
people dont watch the races

>>149634699
And most of those who do only follow the top cars.

is the fshitter or fkino race gonna be wet?

will we get some proper bri'ish weather today or is it gonna be a slurper again

>>149634717
ur mom is wet

tsolovbros!

c'mon tsolov bros!

JUAN

PABLO

MONTOYA

I have never enjoyed an effthree race

hoping for a fatal crash (preferably a british driver)

DELAYED START BECAUSE OF RAIN

Rain in... NOW

>Théophile Guy Yannick Naël
kinda retarded name that

RAIN
A
I
N

>>149634757
If Montoya was so good why did Kimi expose him so hard?

>>149634706
i only follow alonsos car and the top cars, my iq isnt high enough to follow all the race at the same time

If there is rain during race, Sir Lewis *Rainmaster" Hamilton will show his worth

Why is absolutely everything so fucking cucked
Who cares if they crash? That’s the fucking point.

They delayed the start so the SC driver could go for a hoon in the semi slippery conditions

>uguchuck
i can't stop laughing. hope he does good. who's /our/ guy in f3?

Fshitter is cancelled, too dangerous
masi would never

>>149634758
But you have enjoyed slurping Sir Lewis Hamilton's cum bi-weekly between 2014 and 2020

>>149634555
>>149634591
"policy violation" isn't used for copyright-takedowns

McLalel sisters...

WET RACE
E
T

>>149634780
>that small pink part because Colapinto probably missed the braking spot

>rainy fshitter
>most of them are staying on slicks
time for death

>>149634779
so let's just blame the colombian spammers in chat

Don't fia know how dangerous this is?

can someone remind me why we're not allowed to race in the rain anymore?

>any year after 2014
>rain
>in Britain
>cannot race

The life and death of Jules Bianchi has been devastating and catastrophic repercussions for European and global motorsport.

>>149634798
babies can't see from all their tears

>crashes into someone in the pit lain
GEE I HOPE WE DON'T GET A PENALTY FOR THAT

>>149634798
visibility because of the shitty tyres

>>149634798
We started letting women watch this sport and they took it over

>>149634768
>car suited Gimi better
>Gimi was more consistent
>Gimi was more fit physically (JPM was fat as fuck for a Formula 1 driver)
>Gimi was in sync with the team while JPM wasn't
>Dennis loved Gimi almost as much as he loved Miga while resenting JPM for being emotional and arrogant

They were tied in qualifying in 2005 but Gimi was better on Sundays. JPM had raw pace and zero fear but nothing else.

>>149634801
goblino at spa was the last drop

sir lewis is going to win today and you will all have to apologise

>>149634805
underfloor aero becoming dominant also doesn't help

>>149634794
They changed it to copyright-shit now.
Fuck FOM
Fuck Liberty
Fuck Mercedes

DEBRIES IN THE PITLANE

Charlie Clerk chance of not killing himself before 06/07/2026 is basically 0

>>149634779
>>149634794
>me in charge of making screenshots
They changed it to copyright-shit now.
Fuck FOM
Fuck Liberty
Fuck Mercedes

>>149634820
NYCKERS!

kino inbound

>fshitter on slicks
kino

>>149634822
haha
kankerfom
>come on, pay a cool millie (for a non-championship round!) for your support race
>we'll produce the coverage
>haha it's ours now

>>149634808
The 2005 quali results mean little with race-fuel laps and advantage of non-DNFed drivers from the race before.
Also JPM was paid more so McLaren had a clear interest of making sure he would do well.
When de la Rosa and Wurz replaced him for races they did hardly any worse.

slickth

>literally figuratively raining
>half the field on slicks
????

tsolov bros...
well, at least boya is doing well

>>149634843
rain separates men from twinkfagbitchrentboys

>pay whatever amount to race in f3 to your team
>team doesn't force you to go wet on a wet track

kwabs on slicks

RAIN ISN'T REAL BRO
JUST STAY ON THE SLICKS FOR 15 LAPS BRO
THE SLICKS ARE CORRECT BRO

>deal with it
kek

>>149634856
>Tsu back in 16th
Some things never change.

absolute lmao

Why not start on wets and change tyres when/if the track dries instead of tiptoeing around on slicks?

>10s difference in lap time between wets and slicks
lmao

>>149634873
And waste time with a pit stop?

>more rain is expected
F slicks

>Godlover Christmas
Do F3 drivers really?

how much is a pit stop here? because tsolov is already 30 sec behind

>>149634873
aren't f3 pitstops like 40+ seconds?

>wurz got teamcucked to give camara a place for the championship
>send camara out on slicks in wet in the next race
lmao

>>149634788
lel
>>149634798
>>149634801
>Brazil literally just a few months ago
Last year in Semenstone was also a dry-wet-dry race as well

>>149634895
>webm
wow did that shitter immediately get fired like a dog?

BIG RAIN IN 4 OR 5 (laps)

>more rain coming
Lmao slick runners are fucked

>BIG RAIN
shit bros, BIG rain

slickbros we're getting faster

bigly raining

strategy on slicks is now
>wait for more rain
>be not the one that'll go off
>pit under sc
that's it

>>149634895
The problem is that we do occasionally still get mixed wet-dry races (I’m talking multiple changes from wet to dry, not broke ass starts wet-gets dry stuff like we’ve seen at Imola).
The problem is they always get cucked by safety cars and red flags so we don’t get proper rainkino where the quality of the driver tells.

he said what he said

>>149634888
Seems like staying out on the wrong tyre is worse

big rain coming
stay on slicks

>>149634888
Yeah but there's already 50 secs between the race leader and the first car on slicks

>>149634919
gay

>>149634899
Certainly not, they kept him around for another 3 rounds so he could crash another 3 times, then they fired him, then they hired him again a few months after firing him to replace a new shitter that kept crashing every round.

Where's the big rain?

>>149634927
and now? no more crashes?

>slick runners are giving up
Honestly at this point just pray and hope that the rain misses, or pit when someone else crashes if it does rain

an entire minute lmao

big rain any minute now

>>149634918
>The problem is they always get cucked by safety cars and red flags so we don’t get proper rainkino where the quality of the driver tells.
They were quite conservative with the SC and VSC in Brazil all things considered.
I think Bearman and Sainz both spun off but weren't out of the race and there was nothing higher than a yellow for that.
>>149634936
No, for the time being they've decided to keep this driver that crashes over the other driver that crashes.

>>149634942
he was 6 sec slower last lap, so, if it doesnt rain, he should be winning on wet runners in 3-4 laps
wet runners would need to pit, 40 sec, so he is only 20 sec back

BIG RAIN

So turns out that rain that was coming came.
>commentstors already calling for a bandera rojo

>that camara pitstop
bruv

RED FLAG IT RED FLAG IT NOW MASI WHAT THE FUCK

lmoa

B I G RAIN

RED FLAG THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW MASI YOU SICK FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS TOO DANGEROUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MASI YOU FUCK

I could tough that out on slicks

STOP THE RACE CHARLIE

SAVE ME MASSI AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

cars which started on slicks utterly and irrevocably btfo

and its over
jajajaj the wheel spinning

>AIEEEEEEEEEE rain
Shitters

if this was F1 we would already have a safety shart

You will never convince me that “aquaplaning” isn’t a skill issue. It’s just a word used as cope for making a mistake like a “kick” in snooker.

vamos boya, dont fuck it up, this is your f2 chance
how is the aston driver in f2?

LET THE LADS RACE

>first car that went off had wet tires
K W A B

>>149634983
>Safety car
Tables have turned, wet tyres are fucked now because the fucked FIA won't let the race continue until the rain lets up

>Drop of rain
>Safety car
What a slurper.

The race isn't gonna restart

what is the weather looking like for the F1 race?

>>149635000
they will, most likely, red flag it in 3-4 laps

anthoine hubert predicted all this

Sharpbros.. we can't let Napoleon win like this..

>>149635006
45 mins delayed start. Please remember: this is the pinnacle of motorsport featuring the world's best drivers... ;(

why is the safety car PAPAYA ORANGE

>>149635011
who did what?

>>149635006
Quintessentially British

>>149635006
Red flag.

>>149634987
It probably is used as a cope quite often but it's definitely real, have you never driven in heavy rain before?
>>149635006
pic rel
race is due to take place when it's around 25%

a light drizzle innit

Here comes the red fleg

>>149635019
Decidedly un-elfy

>>149635016
the game was rigged from the start brudi

>>149635011
Jules Bianchi shitting it by not following the fucking double yellows ruined wet racing forever.

>>149635040
>he doesn't know

>>149635040
Your point?

tsobros...

>>149635054
shitter

>>149635040
You're forgetting to factor in that Max is a fucking madman

>>149635051
Where he goin'?

how much race they need to complete to give full points?
the rain isnt stoping
3 more laps of safety, red flag, so 2 more laps, that would leave us with oinly 3 laps of racing to go

slept through the alarm

there will be no more racing. will the rain stop by the time f2 starts?

Shitters

So why is Camara so eager in the throttle in some of these wet patches. Lmao

Swimmers

what the fuck

>red flag
cucked sport

RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG

safety first!

Ban red flags.

>>149635040
oh no, now max is only going to be 2 seconds slower a lap in the wet compared to everyone else instead of 5 seconds
how will he ever recover?

RED FLAG THANK GOD SOMEONE COULDVE DIED

there it is
its over

shouldnt have wasted my time

>>149635068
they didnt wait 3 laps for the red flag
i dont think they will go back racing, so boya wins
other lonso win this weekend

IT'S OVER

>red flag
>working on the car is allowed

>red flag shithousery for the rest of the remaining races today
Nice retard sport

Fuck this I’m off for a wank

rare out of car bernd

how is tsolov in front of camara? camara pased him on the track, and both of them had an oppsie in the rain, but tsolovs looked bigger

>>149635104
I wouldn't worry about it.

>We need to pit for fresh wet tyres so we'll be in a good position when the rain comes
> . . .
>Rain comes
>Red flag
>Everyone gets free tyre changes
>You pitted for nothing

can they change the tires under red flag here?

>>149635122
yes, cucked sport, cucked series, cucked rules

>>149635113
I wouldn't trust bong weather predictions even in a 4-hour range where cloud dynamics can still be subject to sudden change.

being p1 here is dangerous, you dont know where the grip is
>>149635124
ok

>disney and f1 coming in 2026 in the background

>Formula 1 and Disney have announced an exciting new collaboration that will see Mickey & Friends in the high-speed world of F1 from 2026.
qrd?

ogre

VERY HEAVY RAIN IN 10

is that campos just trying to get the race cancelled or more rain?

>>149635136
This race is over then.

>rain forecast
>it's raining
someone get the weather rock to confirm

good morning sirs

cute girl

Aw man, not again.

>Benavides
>sees nothing good

it's over

SEMEN SLURPING SPORT

FUCK
U
C
K

fake result

and boya wins, alonso wins

Het is voorbij

PUSSIES

RAIN RAIN
GO AWAY
COME AGAIN
ANOTHER DAY

>forgot efftree was on
>boot up stream
>it's delayed so get to watch anyway
>it's cancelled because (((modern))) motorsport
every single time

VAMOS!!!!

>Home of British Motorsport
>cannot race in rain

como que no full points? cheaters

I thought Europe was having a heat wave at the moment?

>muh safety
they have halos hans tethers etc etc
what are the odds anything happens

>>149635190
>what are the odds anything happens
They don't know
Someone should educate them

sophia told me the same thing

>>149635188
Silverstone is in the UK, not Europe, please reconsider.

>>149635200
So it would've been a dry race if not for brexit?

>>149635188
UK is rainy 360 days a year.

>>149635188
It is, this is pretty much the first rain we've had in weeks

yeah, its raining again, they made the right call, it was raining again
i dont know if we will have f2 race

>>149635188
Rain is literally the end result of heat.

Here's the Big Heavy Rain

wet FIA girl

Just a light drizzle, don't get what all the fuss is about

>>149635204
bloody immigrants

>Finnish driver wins karting World Championship
>also collects two 2nd places in karting World Championship and a 3rd place in European Championship
>moves to cars
>sponsored by the same Finnish billionaire who brought Bottas and Leo Kinnunen into F1
>trainer is Tommi Pärmäkoski (Vettel's trainer between 2008-2011)
>gets mentorship from Gimi, Bottas and Ossi Oikarinen (Jarno Trulli's former race engineer among other F1 experience with Ferrari, BMW Sauber, Arrows and Toyota between 1997-2012)
>secures a place in the Ferrari Driver Academy
>drives for top teams like Prema, R-ace GP and ART


Aaaaaaaaand... he's a bust.

Hurry the fuck up, Robin Räikkönen.

>>149635242
Gradually, began to I hate him...

no sound, great job guys
i hate his hair
no osund for a second time, great job guys

red flag

Dead Sport

>thunder in the background
Oh my god, evacuate the grand stands

he's here. pay attention

>>149635273
THUNDER CRACKLES
“Oh my god, evacuate the grand stands!”
People scattering like it's the Rapture
Announcer still trying to finish the sentence:
“...and it's a home ru—OH SWEET JESUS GET DOWN!”
Bleachers: start vibrating like a washing machine on max spin
Michael Bay-level chaos ensues

>>149635242
The saddest thing about cuckass is how after being subjected to USAIDS' extensive globohomo buck breaking conditioning, he became so pozzed in the head that he started doing all kinds of gay shit like showing his naked ass to everyone

I really thought this mental midget was generational

>>149635204
'fraid so

>>149632221
Pros:

>not a lot of unrealistic stuff apart from small stuff like no qualifying, changing drivers right before the race, oldfag driving in F1 after decades long hiatus etc. (Peroni crash in Parabolica was realistic, so was rapid McLaren-like turn around from shitters to winners)
>looked and sounded great

Cons:

>extremely predictable
>also extremely repetitive (they could have added so much more realistic on-track drama but no, every race is just THEY TOUCHED MARTIN!)
>too many storylines so even with a 2.5 hour run time they couldn't really dig into anything (like the slimy board member wants to run the team himself... but why?)

It was better than Driven but worse than Ford vs Ferrari. It didn't irritate me but I also have zero desire to see it ever again.

>Briatore interested in signing Bottas - Wolff
ruh roh, they better close their insta comments

>>149635280
he's going to pay respect to rari strategy, missing for decades

>>149635326
They could've had Migg if they had been quicker. Flavio's age is really starting to show with how he's running the team.

>>149635303
There can be only one generational talent otherwise it wouldn't be a generational talent

>>149635349
Bottas and Migg are going to Cadillac. Alpine's choices are Colapinto, Doohan, Aron, Perez, Tsunoda, Zhou, Alonso (if replaced by Russell) or Fornaroli.

>30 laps behind the safetycar to start the race
>Race begins with a mad dash to the pits for slicks
>Norris and Leclerc are double stacked
>+6 places, plus time penalties for backing up the field
Prepare for kino

>>149635322
>>too many storylines so even with a 2.5 hour run time they couldn't really dig into anything (like the slimy board member wants to run the team himself... but why?)
From what I've heard they cut a lot from it so that might explain a lot feeling like it wasn't explored.
There were a few faggy articles and posts about some famous Indian actress that got cut and how it was muh sexist to do so

So is FKino delayed/cancelled too?

is it actually happening?

>>149635392
think of the children

DUN DUN DUN (remix)

DUNNE DUNNE DUNNE

dun dun dun

Oscar and Lando are honestly such shit drivers, I’ve never seen drivers who lock up and cross the kerb so often. In any other team they would literally not even finish in the points. How are they coming 1 and 2?

DUN DUN DUN

I just hope that no-one gets hurt and FIA steps in if it becomes too dangerous

>teenage boys are allowed to drive in the rain
>womeme are not

thank masi the start is delayed
it's far too dangerous right now

It's raining and the Dead Bull has no downforce.
It's ovyr

>>149635414
The McLaren is hard to drive but still the fastest.

>>149635435
It's the easiest to drive car on the entire grid

It's going to be a wash out today

>>149635444
Proof?

>blue sky already
nothing ever happens

>>149630091
Imagine passing up on good roastie puss because of “STDs”, unironically low T

>>149635460
numbers

>>149635460
The two shitters end up 1-2 or barely get beaten out by AMX with a perfect lap despite making tons of mistakes every single qualifying.

I drive a VW golf

>>149632316
It's not a kung fu movie. It's just wank.

START DELAYED UNTIL 3PM LOCAL TIME

>>149635460
even dunne was the fastest when he drove that shit lol

>>149635472
Max was the only retard on a dry setup, today he'll finish 13th.

>engine cover off on the grid
dunne's dunne

>>149635492
Incorrect, he was 4th.

Victor Martins is older than Liam Lawson

KWABTINS

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>149635547
too old to start properly

Kwabrtins

Crawford with a mega launch

victor martins ouwe lul

lando will do this today

nobody on slicks? booooring

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Truly land of the free and brave

where shitters??

the hamilton what?

so sad that he is horrible at qualy

Kino racing desu

today franco is getting points

>>149635460
Pando Porris is a notorious shitter

>Support races
>^10
>^8
>v5
>v3

Meanwhile F1 is +1 or 2 at best.

>Hamilton
>>>>>>>>>>>Gay

I feel it in the water

>>149635502
Nah, the cheatlaren drivers are just that bad

I thought Lindblad was the future

i'm thinkin kino

>>149635651
He's Red Bull's "future"

good move by brown

The White man is cheffing up the field nicely. Beautiful

>>149635651
future of shitters maybe

England's Brave Luke Browning

Why is Richard still in F2?

>>149635651
your lawsons
your lindblads
your hadjars
your tsunodas

welcome to the future

When did Hamilton become a straight?

why dont they crash into each other???? cam on i want to see a crash

>>149635678
gets paid

>>149635684
They said he could be anything.

RAIN IN 9

>>149635664
Jak had curly hair.

MAMMA MIA I'M DRIVING HERE
NO A RADIO

>>149635685
pepe crash soon then

wait, they still need to pit even when its raining?

lindkwab

white jak crawford

>>149635704
yes, they need to do at least one pit stop in the race

>>149635720
bit of welsh blood in him
>>149635725
well anon thought because of the wet conditions maybe not

Browning is going to cook his tyres early

>>149635720
What phenotype is this?

>>149635725
pitting and hoping for a sc doesnt look like a bad call then
>>149635729
thats what i thought

>>149635700
I mean Browning

>>149635735
it was worse at red bull

RAIN IN 5

>>149635750
the jews made him whiter

Minì

>>149635750
>Lando if he's American

>>149635004
His race took quite the sharp turn

why does f2 still have FL point

>>149635765
dos that mean his .......... you know?

why does no one hold their line on the outside of copse anymore?

what a slurper

>>149635791
no!

sooooooooo
no more rain?

I was promised rain

"Rain in 5 more mins" jewry

>>149635752
>fellforitagain.png

Beat that nazi

I like the mint chocolate colour scheme the AIX cars have, it stands out

>>149635855
NO RAIN IN 5

>>149635855
I'm sorry but that's some shit tier taste. The AIX cars look like they were barfed up.

bullshit

i don't like semenstone, it looks like fucking test track

Rain in 3 hours?

>>149635867
>It's seven o'clock in the morning! Why on earth are you watching Formula 2?
>Because I've lost control of my life.

>>149635863
I think I just like how weird they look

>>149635884
Rain in 3 weeks

>rain for the shitters
>dry for f1
>not even showers likely

grim

Lewis Hamilton is the straightest driver on the grid.

>Drying track
>Only one racing line available
Get ready for a slurper.

Drying tracks are kino

>>149635917
*are shit
ftfy