Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 3
Valenciennes - Dunkerque
178.3km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/startlist

GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-2-gc

Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/Ks1WmTqT#o4__StR0te8_md9LKYWEfJLD4beu2OuF8da2-soXvI8

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-3/live
https://racecenter.letour.fr/en

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
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Previous thread:
>>149622320

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Giro d'Italia Women (2.WWT)
Stage 2
Clusone - Aprica
92km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/startlist

GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/stage-1-gc

Roadbook:
https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/u7B5PLo0WAhTmn1XiJDG_300625-020820.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/stage-2/live
https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/en/live/

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
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12:50 CET

roglic still has a chance

>>149647383 (OP)
Where we at?

>>149647583
Haring

>>149647583
Plankton

>>149647480
Mathieu is the only one on this planet who can make Pog suffer

>>149647583
he attacked on a downhill. that's gotta be worth a big tun

>>149647583
A small yellowfin tuna

>>149646366
Why are you so angry in literally every post? Cheer up you miserable faggot

>Vingegaard's sporting director Grischa Niermann did not have the explanation, but he started to smile when asked about the Dane's promotion.

>"I just think he was fine and he didn't get free, but he did it a bit to have fun, I've heard. He hasn't told me anything yet," Niermann says with a smile.

Jonas went rogue

Pog always stayed seated on the last two climbs even where everyone around him was out of the saddle

>>149647583

>>149647859
Based. Jonas doesn't want to go down in history as a semen slurper.

The smile at the finishline from Jonas was lovely to see. He was happy with his performance today. He rode really well and I'm sure they gave him more dope after the Dauphine. He's looking good and he seems happy.

Lennert "I will do everything to ensure a top 10 place" Van Eetvelt
> +7:49

Goddamn it must be rough in Jonas’s house tonight

>>149647859
What a mad lad!

Alpecin are always good in the first days of a grand tour

>>149647980
>425 mg
imagine the W/kg

>>149647859
He needs to prove to his kids that he is a real man

>>149648678
A fat wife and a child that doesn't like you lmao

>>149648678
>woutje, the kids destroyed the kitchen again while you were gone. we need to rebuild it and I want you to spend more time with George.

>>149648678
Sarah is een goe maske dat haar plaats kent tenminste

>>149648678

>>149648741

>>149648741
Why would you post that?

>>149647972
Honestly, he looks scary. Not a single attaque, just calmly surfing wheels with zero effort. Nose-breathing and seated while going up a 15% rampas, everyone around him suffering.
Crazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CHD8DAp7yc

MASSIVE video just dropped

>>149648703
>fat wife
post body

>>149649050
It's the seethy mouth breathing frog who seems to be hellbent on being the most miserable cunt alive. He's got a little belgian side kick who's never far.

>>149646247
Perhaps she is laying the groundwork for future defense of her husband's honor? If Vingegaard falls short, it's because he's overworked and the team doesn't support him enough.

>>149649102
Fatty schizobrit triggered

Look at what the mailman brought

>>149649352
>qc pass
are you sure?

>>149649102
While you yourself seem an absolute ball of joy and happiness...

people always complain that me freehub is too loud, time to grease it up I guess

>>149648609
>daddy? why is Pog so much faster than you in every single stage since 2023? can't you win just once?

>>149649283
>fatty
Lmao, the realisation has hit that france hasn't won in over 30 years? A first week spaz out then into a nice mellow 2nd and 3rd week after a french shitter has got his little break away stage the peloton allocated for france.

>>149649392
>30 years
40 years

>>149649377
people pay BIG money to have loud free hub

>>149647753
honestly that looked so stupid I don't get it

>>149649452
Lmao

>>149649377
you want a loud one so people can hear you coming and fuck off

>Kévin Vauquelin (8e) frustré après la 2e étape du Tour de France 2025, au micro d'Eurosport : « Je ne comprends pas, on sort avec Matteo (Jorgenson), pourquoi il ne veut pas rouler avec moi ? J'étais très fort, ça pouvait aller au bout. Il y avait moyen de faire une belle course, de piéger quelques mecs. Je suis frustré, mais les jambes sont là. Je savais que ce serait compliqué pour le sprint, donc je suis parti avant. Ça n'a pas marché. Il y avait un beau coup à faire pour le maillot jaune. C'est un rêve, et ça s'éloigne un petit peu. C'est un peu chiant. On va se battre pour le contre-la-montre. »
Maybe he won't go to visma after all

>>149648741
How do you say classic in Flemish

>>149649352
what does the arrow mean?

>>149649352
is that hookless?
damn I don't think I can take another paraplegic bert

>My wife hasn’t told me what to think and say about this yet
Also it’s not really a contreversy now is it many people nowadays are a “sloef” AI tells me the word is “Henpecked Husband” or “Whipped” in english

>>149649548
I know but its actually too loud, after me rides when I ride through the city I have to keep pedalling else people from two blocks over start screaming

jonas wife is still better than remcucks

>>149649647
In danish we call someone like Jonas a “Tøffel Helt”

>>149648946
>shilling a collagen supplement named after a guy that got kwabbed in Benghazi
lmao

>>149649726
everything about that podcast is absolute cringe
only good parts are when Johann is in

>>149647407
Richard Mille bros we cannot stop winning

>>149649622
Some sort of mini hook. Also they'll have 50 mm tires on them at low pressure which would be fine even on hookless. MTBs are riding hookless without any issue.

>>149649602
I don't know exactly but it's on all Light Bicycle rims.

>>149649647
Hardly a controversy, but the man's trying to win the biggest race of the year and his wife is fighting his bosses in the media, it's pointlessly embarrassing

>>149649493
attention whoreing

Jonas seemingly having home troubles is only a plus for his performance because he will go suicide on the downhills so he doesn't have to go back to his grotty wife and unblock the toilets. It was probably intended on being a "we're so humble" piece which totally backfired.

what's the article you guys are talking about with jonas

>>149650738
>>149646247

>>149650738
please pay attention to the previous thread.

HAHAHAH FUCK W*UT

>>149649686
kek we have the same term, pantoffelheld

>>149647980
what about big pygmy gobies? and dwarf giant gobies?

>>149650738
https://www.idlprocycling.com/cycling/vingegaards-wife-not-happy-with-visma-niermann-responds-should-focus-on-winning-tour-and-nothing-else

So she did a interview for a Danish news site called pollitiken where schre cirticized Visma and how they do things how Jonas is awsy too much etc etc the real sauce is on Danish newspapes there’s a whole bit about renovating a kitchen… Niermann has started dokng inb4 cope interviews to on wielerflits.
I can’t open Danish newssites my adblock calls it mallware so I’m not sharing it.

>“Before, he lacked a bit of backbone, some confidence, and the belief that he was good enough. Now he has that, and I’m proud of him.”

Is this a kink thing for jonas?

>>149650923
this is why you never put a ring on crazy, it's not like she's even hot or anything. Was she financially supporting him during his fish factory days or something?

>>149651009
Definitely, he was an amateur cyclist and she was an adult with a job.

>>149651009
>>149650979
she is 11 years older and they met at ColoQuick, where she was the marketing manager

classic grooming
almost Macron tier

>>149651193
>almost Macron tier
I have heard that they meet in Paris each year and share tips to pleasing their mommies.

Sporza making giga breakdowns of TQ (Trine Question)

https://sporza.be/nl/2025/07/06/-je-zorgt-voor-onrust-scherpe-uitspraken-van-vrouw-van-jonas-vingegaard-veroorzaken-vervelende-situatie~1751829206467/?utm_source=CopyToPasteboard&utm_medium=social

>>149651193
She’s also Jonas’s manager (??) LMAO imagine what she pay’s herself out for doing fuck all

>>149650923
Sounds like Vinegaard won't be permitted to do NC, WC or spring classics anytime soon. Just focus on the tour de France, the only race you do

Pot Roast is in the oven. Making 8 portions and freezing half of it, Spicy Italian broth and the cheap meat

We all long to be groomed by a successful dominant older woman

>>149650631
the more I think about it the less sense it makes
everyone knows he's not going anywhere, what is he trying to prove? that he's trying for real? kek
It felt dumb and out of place I dunno

>>149651744
Last October I had a 4 day affair with a woman 21 years older than myself at a work conference

>>149651772
He did same thing at Dauphine and everyone (by which I mean Schizobrit and the Danes) acted like Pogi was on the ropes

The Reddit thread about the wife's comments are pretty funny. Some Kjøbenhavner is telling them all that Glyngøre is basically Denmark's version of Appalachia and that Jonas' family life makes more sense when presented in that light

>>149651744
I'm too autistic for a dominant woman. My contrarianism is pathological, they get bossy and demanding and I dig my heels in and fight simply out of spite

>>149651773
that's bullshit but I believe you

>>149651843
You unironically need to be buck broken in the literal definition of that term

>>149651875
Them's fightin words partner

>>149651844
Not a word of it is a lie, but nobody believed me when I told /cyc/ back in October either

someone pay 1 kroner or whatever that is in real currency to unlock the politiken article called squeezed lemons with the hansen interview.

>>149651910
It's pretty pathethic to keep a lie going that long, especially if nobody fell for it in the first place

>>149651987
how about you do it

>>149651435
His manager? jfc, it's even worse than I thought. But it also makes sense why she's so outspoken in the media.

>>149651843
You just need a strong mommy to buck break your bratty ass.

>>149651823
Thanks for the trigger warning

>>149652587
>MINUS 181 points
damn they didn't like that

>>149652723
just more proof that reddit users are mentally ill

I hate the sensitivity people have over crashes. "It might be a stage where there are crashes unfortunately we don't want to see that". Feels like a mystery box every time there is a crash. SHIT WHO IS IT IS IT A GUY I HATE OR SOMEONE WHO MATTERS??

Crashes are fantastic and exciting and I love gravel and cobbles in the tour. Wet sprint days are cool too so are wet city centre TT's. Downhill finishes I've warmed to also though we rarely see crashes there unless it's slippy G.

hello should i wake up early aand w watch la vuelta a francia?

>>149652988
just stay up

>>149652988
Wait for stage 4
Stage 3 is gonna be fucking boring

>>149652988
>should i wake up early and watch cycling
The answer is always yes, particularly if it's tour de france. But only the last 20km.

O'Coomer finished 43rd today and 160th yesterday. He is currently in 10th place lmao.

>>149653026
Please show some respect for l'orco testosterone di Tolmezzo

>>149653052
In his defense, he did get heem'd in the final 10km yesterday and banged up his knee. How he's 10th is anyones guess

5m EUR + tip + bonis

>>149653086
Finishes 31s down in G2, not even G1. Goes to show how fucked riders caught out yesterday are.

>Early morning monday the 7th of july
>Puy de Dôme explodes like Krakatau did in 1883
>Tour is canceled
>Grug wins yellow

Wiggins going for the "I don't care about anything" teenage boy attitude on the move. Starting to cringe a lot those videos are unwatchable.

>>149653094
my hero

Why didn't Pogi get any help today? Just mind games?

>>149653527
Other than Narvaez and Almeida bringing the race back together? Wellens on the climb too. I think they did well. Rest of the team seem to be put in reserve, same with Jumbo. I don't think I have seen Kuss once. Only seen both Yates because they drop off at 60km.

>>149653568
Where was Pollit?

>>149653584
Working all day yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mVQY-Sy-J4

>15:53
>"nice slurpy sprint stage"

?

>>149653568
>I don't think I have seen Kuss once
saw him almost crash fiddling with his glasses by the team car

>>149651193
Is visma insured for a scenario in which she accidentally smothers and suffocates him during sex, simply because of her weight?

Kaden Groves needs his own team asap

>>149655681
face sitting strictly illegal per contractual obligations

cyclists are mentally ill

>>149651728
Delicious. Added anchovies to the broth and it was an excellent idea, added a rich base to the tomato based braising liquid

admit it
his form has you pogisexuals worried

>>149653892

>>149657432

i didnt watch ciclismo today, slept till 5pm

>>149658133
I don't want to even know how much you ate the night before

>>149657178
I watched Dauphine, nobody's worried lmao

>>149657178
He is burning way too many matches.

>>149657178
A runner whose season begins and ends in July attempting to tire out the runner who races almost the entire season doesn't strike me a good sttategy. The attribute squeekers most use against Pogacar is his allegedly too good recovery.

>>149657178
I'm not worried

>>149659291
the dawg 100% has fetal alcohol syndrome and you cannot change me mind about it

Pogi was quite conservative yesterday. The fun part is it wasn't because of Jonas but because he wanted to beat grug in the sprint

>>149659439

>>149659146
Not necessarily. He came in with too little racing. He might not be super sharp and he needs intensity. This could be good for his legs. He recovers well so sharpening the first week might give him the beans for week 3.

He's not doing that much more anyway. They both rode in the cross winds. The short hills are inescapable and everyone puts out the same performance, no drafting up there. His silly down hill attack is negligible.

Whenever he rides so does poogacar. If it hurts him, it hurts them both and vingegaard on paper is better set up for a tough 3 weeks.

>>149659439
That deodorant is great I have used it for years. Smells nice and is strong. I sweat a lot so most are useless to me.

called it

>Remco Evenepoel wants out at Soudal-Quick Step before his contract expires at the end of 2026. Multiple sources close to the discussions, who were granted anonymity to protect their positions, have confirmed to Escape Collective that the 25-year-old double Olympic champion has opened talks with Red Bull-Bora Hansgrohe about joining the German squad.
>One source familiar with Evenepoel’s thinking indicated the rider will inform Soudal-Quick Step of his intention to exit after the Tour de France wraps up at the end of July, while others suggest discussions are underway already.
>Evenepoel’s valid contract, with a year and a half remaining, is a persistent hurdle. With Evenepoel wanting to leave, Soudal-Quick Step will want to recoup some of their rider’s value instead of letting him walk away for free. It is widely believed by multiple sources involved that an agreement can be found that works for all parties.
another round of Remco related speculations

>>149659441

>>149659524
what team will primoz join next season? Ineos?

>>149659540

>>149659547
he's approaching 36, time to go to isr*el

>>149659548
never seen a trainer like that before, I wonder how stable it is

Jasper wins today's stage. Odds are low on him for some reason. He beats an inform Milan, Merlier fucks up again. Girmay trickles in for 3rd.

>>149659547
>swapping one washed boomer for another
wouldn't be the smartest thing to do, but then again they're desperate enough

Israel with their budget back could be a team to be reckoned with. 2-3 solid riders. Remco to Israel maybe?

Ineos should try to get Almeida in 2027.

>>149659588
out of question. no way he'll sign with non WT team

>>149657178
Jonas attacking on downhills yesterday is not the positive thing that you think it is
It’s desperation just like when Pogi was sprinting for every single bonus second which funny enough he has stopped doing because he knows he is the best climber now just like Jonas knew before that he was the best

>>149659595
I was doing a bit because he's a muslim, that's be the story of the century. He's definitely a bora babby. I don't know how he'll match up against lipowitz though considering they're very evenly matched.

>>149659609
>they're very evenly matched
in what regard? we can joke about Remco, but Lipo is nowhere close to his level in anything, but maybe climbing. the only thing going on for him is that he's german in a german team.

>>149659633
he's also not married in an arranged marriage as far as i know

>>149659633
RBBHG has barely any Germans and Austrians left, I doubt they care about nationality.

>>149659342
I think he is a bit worried about the time trial, probably saving himself for that. The one he did at the Dauphine was shit, and now they changed his TT position literally weeks before le Tour. Doesn't seem like a great idea to me.

>>149659692
>The one he did at the Dauphine was shit
I legit cannot tell if it was for real or just a bit of a ruse, considering how dominating he was for the rest of Dauphine

>>149659633
In terms of GC potential. I can't see remco improving that much, maybe a little at Bora. Lipowitz seems to continue improving and given his own chances he takes them well adn he's consistent. He's a great climber. I think he's noticeable better in 2 years than remco up the mountains. I'm keen to see how remco does this tour. There's genuine competition for the 3rd place now. I know remco was shit at the dauphine but almost 2 minutes over remco and the 3rd place on GC is a pretty incredible result for Lipowitz. When he's leader he takes his chances really well.

>>149659699
>>149659692
I am convinced it was a ruse, I called it during the stage. He was absolutely by no means going full gas. He was holding a lot back because he usually rides with a powerful focused form. He didn't look to be suffering whatsoever either. He claimed to have misjudged the effort too which is bullshit because he didn't push hard after the climb, just rode in. No beating remco but losing that much time is not normal. Maybe took it easier because there were a few sketchy bits and he knew he had a few days hard training in him. Then again a TT is nothing for a rider like him, basically a rest day anyway.

>>149657178
I want a race. I hope he week 3 mutant Jonas is back on the menu

>>149659717
His position on the bike was crap and he lost all the time on the flat. Later I think he admitted he hasn't done any training on the TT bike this year. Also UAE TT setup is shit compared to Visma and Quickstep.
I think he will lose a minute on Stage 5 unless the new position works out.

>>149659645
kek

trine hansen is right to call out visma for their soul-crushing altitude camps. these guys did not become cyclists to spend a third of the season on some moon landscape cut off from the real world. do visma riders appear to enjoy their job? the entire team is perpetually high-strung, riders and management both. it's basically unhealthy and will not last.

>>149659882
Every single one should be tracked and charged that's fucking disgraceful

You do spend a lot of time away from home in cycling. Can't think of any other sport like that. And Jonas does not even race that much. Poor old Almeida already done 6 (SIX) one week races this year.

They're breaking TV viewing figures records again but apparently the sport is dead because of Pogacar or something

>>149659882
>graveyard in the middle of the city next to a major road

>>149659902
Pogi has got it right. Cyclist girlfriend who you can bring along to training camps.

the Omloop menace will finally be taken down once we get in the mountains

>>149647383 (OP)
>it's another slurper

Yeah man it must really suck being a pro athlete riding the top races in the world especially when you're winning. Must suck riding your bike 6hr a day in the mountains in preparation of the biggest race in the world. Must suck making millions over the course of your bicycle riding career.

Maybe they do it because they love it otherwise they'd quit like Kittel and Kennaugh

>>149659910
That's how it is in France

>>149655838
what about cow-girl, or any position in which shes on top?

>>149659835
In recent seasons, Jonas has been criticized for not racing enough. What do you think about that?

"Jonas needs to recharge to deliver his very best. He won’t automatically win more just because he does more races. Life would actually be easier if he did more races. The team’s big goal is for him to win the Tour de France. So they plan the best path to that, and that includes lots of altitude training camps. Jonas doesn’t recharge when he’s on another three-week altitude training camp with the team. He really needs to be with us at home in Denmark to do that. If that’s not possible, then we need to be together somewhere else, where we can just be ourselves."

"He’s really addicted to feeling secure. Sometimes he needs to reset in the calmest surroundings possible together with the family. In that sense, he’s not like many of the other riders. That’s definitely a big part of who he is and his results."

>>149659980
>He’s really addicted

>>149659910
Maybe if you lot stopped killing so many French people

>>149659980
Maybe the most pathetic thing I've read in a while. He'll be retired in 4-5 years. Burn bright whilst it lasts. I guess she's 10 year older so time is more precious for her. Grim this is out in the press too

>>149659980
>"He’s really addicted to feeling secure. Sometimes he needs to reset in the calmest surroundings possible together with the family.

literally me

>>149659980
couldn't they just relocate to some place in europe that's more suited to his training? southern france, northern spain, tuscany even. the whole family together.

>>149660015
They have a house in Annecy

>>149660015
glyngøre aint gonna keep itself safe

>>149659892
nonsense, it is an honor for your dead family members to offer spectators a platform to witness the biggest sporting event on the planet. Grave stones which do not offer this kind of use-case for the French public, are of a precarious structure and risk-collapse when stood upon are unworthy of the République.

>>149660022
in that case i don't really see the big problem. vingegaard can work from there for most of the season.

>>149660035
>Hermann, we must design ze tombstone with ze utmost ergonomics THAT is what oma would want

>>149660053
Getting just a plate (flat on the ground) or none at all is certainly a trend

got a new dodgy box. now I can watch the great Axelgaard on my tv.

>>149660105
WTF
I need me one of these boxes

>>149660105
yo what the hell, what kind of third world sorcery is this

>>149660111
everyone needs one they're brilliant. just a firestick with a dodgy app installed. get netflix and all other slop subscriptions on it too. 80 euro per year
sometimes they get shutdown but sure worth the risk.

>>149660133
My mate had one of these, if I ever had a TV again I would probably get one to.

>>149660133
The only downside is your funding terrorist

>>149660146
are you funding Israel Premier Tech with these?

>>149660159
No that's just your tax money

>>149651193
Jesus christ. I'm so glad I never bothered getting into cycling.

>>149660167
Another win for the neets

I agree with Trine. Fuck W*ut

>>149660191
Unfortunately, many (most?) cyclists, even at the amateur level, fall into the trap of chubby ice queen mommy gfs.

>>149660231
>Trine is actual the Leaf, Greenland just displays a Canadian flag

Apparently there was a gypsy camp just near the hotel where Cofidis got their bikes stolen

>>149660251
>Unfortunately

?

>Sir another Sporza article has hit the mainpage

https://sporza.be/nl/2025/07/07/-ze-verdeelt-het-publiek-in-twee-kampen-interview-met-echtgenote-jonas-vingegaard-is-ook-in-denemarken-groot-nieuws~1751877017543/?utm_source=CopyToPasteboard&utm_medium=social

Trine just sounds sour that van aert is way more popular than her husband

>>149660251
>>149659980
And additionally...
Is she actually passive aggressively criticising him and also other cyclists at the same time here?

Still 10 days to wait for Hautacam...

Brian Nygaard, danish cycling expert at DR

>- Jonas Vingegaard is in a very privileged situation. I'm not talking about his salary here, but about how many bike races he does and how much he is away. And he is away very little and does very few bike races compared to his teammates, says Brian Nygaard.


>I think the timing is way off. Because that is the most important task of the year for Jonas Vingegaard. If there are things that need to be discussed in relation to Vingegaard's well-being on the team, that is perfectly fair, but perhaps one should take it up directly with the team and avoid creating this kind of unrest that a media storm can start.

>- It just shifts the focus and takes attention away from what it should be about both internally and externally. And I'm actually most worried about the internal. The last thing he needs is for the balance to start shifting and for an atmosphere to be created around him that is unnecessary.

>- It's a very tense situation when Vingegaard is off with these seven teammates. The management has, I suspect, done everything to get him and the other riders ready. And then Vingegaard has to justify the fact that there will be external criticism, which he will then hear about in the press, says Brian Nygaard.

>>149660336
Hautacam is going to be a nothingburger

>>149659980
she should be directeur sportive. sounds like she knows it all.

truly the philosopher of our time

>>149660357
to be fair danish newspaper waited till tour to drop this goss the interview happened in June

>>149660357
This is a story of UAE subversion

>>149660364
When was the first mountain stage of the Tour ever a nothingburger?

>>149660258
What are you trying to say here?

Allah's son seems mega autistic

>>149660469
blame the mom for it

>>149660258
the eternal roma strikes again they’re such thieves

>>149660439
The thieves used the sound of song and dance emanating from the camp throughout the night as cover for sneaking in.

>full yellow skinsuit
>full polka dot skinsuit
Ew

Big Mischa frogposting in the wild

>>149660528
weird shade of yellow too

>>149660528
should be illegal ask me

>>149659645

>>149660439
They're in france, just get a hunchback to guard your shit

>>149660566

>>149660570
fat ugly pig

>>149660570
wholesome natural woman good taste

>>149660566
/cyc/ gf is certainly the better alternative than cold blooded inuit

48-35 chainrings with a 10-36 cassette or
46-33 chainrings with a 10-33 cassette?

What should I go with?

>>149660539
why is the male peloton made up of dunces if you don't count squillaume the philosopher, while the girls have all kinds of higher education.

>>149660133
2 for 60 quid here you're being mugged off paddy

>>149660619
Because the girls earn less and will have to find a real job after their careers end

>Average french summer

>>149660619
Because being a top level male professional requires 100% effort because it's hard. Women just cruise through if they have the talent. Having known people who went professional the men area always fucked and tired and the women were always off to social events and working.

they look so happy

>>149660619
Because the men can make a normal living cycling full time even on a shitty team.

>>149660539
>political philosophy
meme degree

>>149660619
slander, my boy Carlito is an engineer

>>149660619
Do they have real educations or is it studies in, art history or African rain dance?

>depart retarde
heh

>départ retardé
more like départ des attardés

>>149660666
he lives with his mum?

>retarded depart

>>149660701
Yes, he does

>>149660685
real stuff

"We talked about it," Van Aert reacts to our camera in the interview.

"We were surprised to read that yesterday after the ride. I don't want to say too much about it. My performance for this team speaks for itself."

"I consider this team as my team and I always go 100 percent for the goals we set ourselves. Like here in the Tour, one of those goals is a stage win for myself."

"That is clear to everyone, including Jonas, and that is what we are going for. Are we still friends? Of course."

"But I do think it was good to talk about it. It wasn't Jonas who said anything either."

"I regret what it says, but people who know me know they can count on me."

>>149660666
>i’m with stupid

>>149660685
reusser and chabbey are medical doctors, kiesenhofer has a phd in math. one of the fdj femmes squeakers was a mechanical engineer, faulkner still works in an investment firm.
on the other hand demi worked in a flower shop and now earns a million riding for fdj.

>>149660666
also her jacket looks expensive she’s fleecing that man look at the jewelry typical asian wife

>>149660720

What is this shit. Can't we just shorten this stage to 10 km

>>149660737
you vill watch ze abandoned mines and you vill like it

>>149660737
Fuck that, shorten it by 150 km

>>149660750
...that's what I said. Danish intelligence everyone

chute

>>149660737
>simmonswinslol

Hey Ancient Aliens is on. May be more interesting

Why dont they race these lazy sons of bitches

SSSSSLLLLLUUUUUUURRRRPPPPP

the retarded départ jinxed it clearly

>>149660790
monday is a rest day

Well my van didn't pass inspection. Gotta do some welding.

Well that is going to take a while

Calling conti teams: You are supposed to sacrifice a rider of a doomed breakaway

>>149660811
Godspeed PCSman, don't let ASO win

Business idea:

If these slurper stages only serve two purposes, to tenderize the riders before the actual stages and throwing a bone to the sprinter teams why not make a competition called pre-de france

The "Pre-de france" is a 10 day qualification race, fixed 180 km each day, you have to finish before starting the actual tour. Give a chance for sprinter teams to compete while also tenderizing the classement, and getting all the slurping out of the way.

Now the tour will only consist of kino stages.

>>149660619
Big brain hurt w/kg

grug watt max

>>149660811
my summer car 2025 edition

idk about you Berts but I enjoy me some long flat stages at times

Honestly who the FUCK does this FAT toad roast think she is? And why doesn't the little fish boy control his woman?

>>149660760
proper assassination

>>149660847
I like 5 hours of seeing WW2 sites.
But atleast also give me 4 Frogs against the peloton

>>149660251
>unfortunately
what did he mean by this?

>>149660851
Any bets today? Might go big on Jappe. Their train looked untouchable, MVDP is in insane form and another Groves drop off. Surely Merlier and Milan can't compete. Odds are 1/4 though so meh.

>>149660869
I'm not the betting Romanian but I wanna meme for my boy Dylan Greenways

why is demi and kwabsia not riding the giro?

>inb4 muh tour
big marlen is also doing both

>>149660617
I like the 10 - 33 cassette a lot. The 14t makes it a lot nicer to use than the 10 - 36.

Are we gonna see crosswinds today?

>>149660925
apparently the sections with it are too small to matter, it will mostly be headwinds

This looks like a Roglic chute stage

>>149661001
every stage is possible Roglic chute stage

>>149660847
the only problem is that it’s the third day of exactly the same stuff in the exact same region

This is actually the most dangerous stage as the risk of chute from boredom is immense.

What's the point of this stage exactly? Testing how much slurpage it takes for cyc autists to stop watching?
Well this one is out, see you again for the last 5k

vos lachee

lippert lachee

> average speed: 32,8 km/h
> martinez status: holding on

>>149661058
kek

Aalerud gonna explode herself at this rate.

>>149661030
If they had just made the last 30k go along the coast to maximize cross wind chances

>>149661019
They probably had cobbles planned but someone seethed hard enough and this is the result

>Kopecky in G Vos
it's so over

reusser is looking very in orde

>>149661084
waar van der braggen?

this Colonel lass is having her breakthrough season

>>149661083

>>149661084
Ass too thicc for climbing now.

We have a wind!

>>149661090
lachee but she chuted around the 50km to go mark

>>149661082
it’s nothing but strong headwind all day lol probably won’t even get a break

>>149661090
out of contention, looks like

Why is Jasper so far back?

>>149661101
She's back now.

>>149661108
>>149661121
ah, she's in red. then in G2

>>149661116
why do anglos seethe at the latest iteration of the BMC and DT Swiss wheels combo optimized for perfect Suisse roads?

break is gonna make it if G2 will continue to slurp

>>149661117
Doesn't want to work for MVDP

>>149661138
Let me guess, 28mm is not enough?

why is this ww2 documentary being interupted by cycling

>>149661138
I don't think anyone seethes over the BMC. But the DT Swiss wheels are definitely outdated when you look at what tires people are riding in the real world conditions. I'm sure they're very fast wheels when paired with the tires they're designed around on perfect roads. The problem is that there aren't that many places where you could run the narrower tires and not lose out on rolling resistance. So designing a wheel system that saves <5 watts in perfect conditions but loses out in average conditions to others isn't that attractive to anglos and others with shit roads.

Henderson wins

How would you survive that?

>>149661179
Holy. I'm still at 3km remaining. Fuck tiz.

>>149661176
don't live in not-perfect conditions then

>>149661162
exactly, I even ride on 25mm.

>>149661187
the virgin tiz vs. the chad daddy

>>149661185
move out of the way

>>149661185
Using the power of thoughts and prayers

>>149661185
need to find a hill

>>149661185
Just swim

>>149661185

>>149661179
top 10

>>149661221
>Dyslexin MIERMONT

>>149661185
go with the flow

>32 km/h

>>149661185
vibe to higher ground

>>149661185
flash floods and supercells are scary stuff

This might be a 10 hr stage at this rate

>>149661221
GC. not sure it's a good idea to let Henderson take the lead

>>149661258
>Uno-X in 7th place
Like clockwork

kisses for my exes

>>149661185
boomers be like: "hmm, another cataclysmic weather event, there sure seem to be a lot of them lately. oh well, i'm sure it's all isolated coincidences"

>fish blowing kiss to the camera

>>149661268
cam on Maarten, don't be so cynical

who is the rando queer co-commentating for tv2? he sounds retarded. wish i could watch this without these bums yapping nonstop

>>149661221
No Belgians or Danes.
This may make me switch to the Womens races

>>149661268
we're like on 3rd year of el niño cycle and it's a very strong one.

The period from 2019-2022ish seemed like a giant step forward for performances in the pro peloton. Everybody was improving so fast, and good riders who stagnated quickly fell out of contention. And everybody was getting better, the kids and the vets both.

But then, things seemed to level out for all but like 2 riders, who kept improving for years after everybody else peaked. How weird is that

>>149661281
Hjalmer Larsen, singer. He's an alleged super cycling fan, it's standard procedure when Rolf is too drunk to be here. TV2 panics and brings in all sorts of lunatics

>stage 3
>already no break allowed
being a break rider these days is absolutely miserable

>Unusual bee attack in French town leaves 24 injured, 3 critically

>>149661294
>bringing in random B-list celebrity commentators because they happen to be fans

it's truely over

our boy jose de cauwer back on commentary 2 days after his daughter's funeral, a man that truly loves ciclismo

What's the IQ of Jens Voigt

voigt is having the time of his life holy

>>149661306
They are allowed, they are just to scared.
Modern riders are lack bravery

>>149661294
Thank you. Guess i'll get over it. I just feel like tv2s coverage keeps getting worse. Like they are dumbing it down every year

>>149661339
Yes. Good to have him back (although I do really like Sepp).

>>149661312
If not for MAX and their gay commercials I would be enjoying Bastian talking about coal mines for three hours now

>>149661307
I was once chilling outside and heard what sounded like a drone but then came a black cloud of bees or wasps flying by and I quickly ran inside

>>149661306
seeing how race started around 30km/h I think it's safe to say a breakaway would have done well, but there were no takers

why the fuck is soudal pulling?

You could dip the Dane in honey and he would still come out smelling like shit

i need a break from this fucking stage

Remember when CGT said they would put a comrade every 100m on this stage to block the race

Nico Roche on what I assume is Irish sky sports. Very insightful.

>>149661354

sprint stages should be 50km max

>>149661369
Merlier

>Tadej water boy

>>149661378
You know you can just tune in for the last 50k

>>149661388
>it HAS to be boring for it to be good!

>>149661388
nah my FOMO is too strong

Super Bowl tier ad frequency FUCK

>>149661378
Danish post, bee better

Northern France should be banned from the tour unless they include cobbles or Liege style stages

DUDE REMEMBER WORLD WAR TWO

>>149661437
You WILL be advertised to, and you WILL like it

>Fahrstuhl zum Schafott / Ascenseur pour l’échafaud
I watched this on arte once. Decent movie.

>>149661297
is that allowed by mom

Nico Roche one of the most likable characters

>>149661351
Me to Sepp is really good they should get him permanentely

Danes

>>149661484
@grok is this true?

>>149661341
probably fairly high

>>149661458
Just you wait until week two and three where we will once again be told about Catharism in Southern France

German TV said every 4th Danish child bikes to school!

no good stages until 9 days in
>bUt tHiS iS hOw ThEy UsEd tO dO iT

>>149661185
I bet 99% of the people that died were drunk off their ass

>>149661530
>Riding around in bumfuck northern farmland for days instead of decent wine country
/WTW/ is in shambles, budgets slashed deeply, impending layoffs. Situation very grim at la cave.

>>149661530
The fuck are you on about? Last two stages have been good fun.
The way they used to do it was 10 days of completely flat stages, then 4 or 5 hilly ones, then 6 mountain stages, then Champs Elysee.
Boring as fuck.

>>149661530
next two days already look way better this tour opener is just danish GD tier bad

>>149661268
Actually prove with data that there are more floods or hurricanes than 100 years ago

In portuguese Eurosport, discussion about Jonas' kitchen somehow led to a discussion about whether teams allow riders to have sexual relationships before competitions. Lance's most loyal domestique says that that kind of rule is uncommon.

>>149661620

>>149661589
Those were the days. We just watched the last 30 minutes and were happy! No one wanted to see a whole stage - we spent our days outside because there weren't flash floods and killer bees.

Forgot to buy sugar when I went shopping today and I'm all out. Brb will go and use my 30 € Lidl gift card all on sugar.

Dillier on his permanent duty

>>149661620
>the dutchie does not believe in the thing that will turn his country into a seaweed farm

holy moly I’m getting nappy

>>149661193
Of course, so do I.

Antwerpes found a parrot to interview

>>149661524
I thought it was more

>>149661353
Yeah wtf. I paid extra for no ads??

>There are Berts out there paying for the privilege of watching ads

>>149661582
where there's a thirst, there's a way

>aerial view showing pools
French tax collectors taking notes

>>149661749
netherlands is dammed completely flat shitholes with no water control will suffer way harder

>>149661816
>netherlands is damned completely
Ftfy

why did they make first 10 stages flat? is this the gayes tour ever

i am really happy with the column from mrs vingegaard and the content it is generating, i wonder how she feels now

>Slurp de france

I paid for ITV X which is domestic TV channel yesterday because it said "stream without ads" and you still get ads on live coverage. Scammed.

they fixed blue stripe on Van Poppel's jersey

>>149661872
shoudlve went for discovery+ mate

>>149661885
only to listen to birgit ramble and read chat gpt about random shit. I hate her so much I only watch for jenz voigt

>>149661898
HOT

>>149661796
so do the squeakers up norf know how to make good duvel or is that a Belgian privilege?

>>149661898

>>149661268
It’s because so called “experts” have talked about how the world is gonna end because of climate since the 90’s and how in 2020 there would be no more ice on greenland and that the ozone layer would be destroyed because of C02
And what has happend? Nothing
Fucking nothing besides moving the goalpost and calling it climate change instead of global warming
The weather is not some static thing and all these green parties fearmongering and wanting to kill all ecomony for muh hecking climate is fucking tiresome
I honestly dont care anymore because it’s all fucking bullshit

>>149661885
30.99 a month LOL shan't.

>>149661898
>tell wout.......... he's a bitch

squeak street soon

HE DUN KIRKED HIS BIKE

tfw had twins a few weeks ago and forgot to make a velodrama team over it. why even watch TdF at this point desu

>>149661928
>30.99 a month
idk what youre smoking

sexo

>>149661962
your priorities are obviously in the wrong places

>>149661920
For me it's the hypocrisy of the alarmists. We need to go on a scorched earth sprint to convert everything to electric and wind power, with the turbine blades that can never be recycled and will sit under the earth for 1000s of years, and the rapid increase in rare earth mining to pump out lithium ion batteries which can't be recycled or disposed of. W must save the earth by destroying the earth in new and exciting ways

USA USA USA

lol

>>149661962
da kann ich nur gratulieren

Zero attacks today?

>>149661998
headwind is too hard boss paris is still far

>>149661964
I'm smoking corporate monopolies

>>149661952

>>149661998
headwind too strong

>>149662008
>>149662012

Understood

sluuuuuuuurp

>>149662010
in better world they could offer just one sport exclusive content packs instead of bloating it up with useless shit. like, who the fuck is watching WNBA?

>>149661982
The entire thing is a scam
If they where serious about “green energy” then they would realize that it has already been invented but could use improvement and it’s called nuclear

>>149661978
i know, it's depressing

>>149661988
danke, kann man mal machen ne?

>>149662010
oi charles must take action against this

>>149662094
The hysterical reaction to Fukushima was so embarrassing. It showed how fundamentally unserious some people are

>>149662076
It's actually not a terrible package if you're going to watch football too. Football has always been very expensive. It's now not that expensive however other sports like cycling have been monopolised, ITV is in it's last year of live free coverage, meaning it's gone up 4x.

So for many it's a really shit deal and I won't pay out of principle.

>>149662145
>It showed how fundamentally retarded most people are
fixed that for you. i am a legit white supremacist but if i look at germany, 80% of whites need a reeducation camp followed by 10 years of heavy labor

>KWABschke mentioned

>>149662153
the demise of eurosport player is truly tragic. they used to have very user friendly terms.

previous tours bored me out
havent really watched this year

>>149662178
nah. The oerception of most things, especially regarding race issues, is totally bloated by the media. just look at the BBC psyops on /gif/

>>149662229
Nothing a filter can't fix, now all I see are WMBF threads

>>149662228
based

>>149662229
anyone that didnt vote for afd or npd is a race traitor that wants women and children to get raped and knifed by immigrants, simple as

>>149662228
its etape 3 bert

jensie does the same involuntary movements with his mouth my grandma used to make

>>149662145
Three Mile Island was also very important in curtailing the nuclear lobby before Chernobyl killed it off nearly entirely. Also, apparently Microsoft will be using nuclear power to fuel it's AI data centers. So it's good enough for big tech, but not for the environment.

For me its sky sports.
Not gonna listen one more second the senile fuck Kelly and the food recipe homo.

>Martinez in front
How slow are these guys going?

>>149662329
drowning in semen

>>149662256
the afd doesnt have any original points. literaly just "muh oposite of ampel" real weak and gay

>AG2R no longer team owner
Decathlon bros.... pressure is on.

Bennett is a cryptobelge...?

>>149662336
yeah but liberals tell me they are literally hitler and want to genocide all non-whites

>>149662338
L'Oréal Decathlon soon.

Guess the cyclists agree the tour is already over if they're """racing""" like it's the last stage.

>>149662355
What happens in Northern France?

Hopefully this slurp stage gets rewarded with a Chute Inhumane Catastrofale

>>149662369
based

>>149662354
not my point. why vote for them when you agree that they just do the opposite. the oposite of something bad isnt good

>Decathlon team staff been told they have to learn english if they're to remain on the team
>40 million budget
Team will be huge they need to invest heavily in french yoof. It has to all be about the youth riders.

>>149662381
>Decathlon team staff been told they have to learn english if they're to remain on the team
who's the second sponsor?

>>149662356
I will dearly miss AG2R. Their jersey was super kino. The coolest french team by far. I think they'll lose all their identity now.

squeak

>>149662381
Obviously Vauquelin has to join them, right?

>>149662386
>>149662356
I've heard a lot L'Oreal and I've started to see more of their ads in relation to cycling so that makes sense. I wonder if AG2R will remain a minor sponsor at least.

>>149662400
he's going to Visma

it would be interesting to see what would happen if evenepoel were to get a puncture like 15km to go to see how many guys would have to drop back to help him on a merlier stage

>>149662400
You'd expect all of the french talent to flock there. But also mentioned they're looking for some big name signings, Remco mentioned but that sounds far fetched to say the least. IIRC they're getting Kooij. There really isn't that much french talent on the market, nor the peloton. They definately have the best french youth currently though.

chute

>>149662381
i would advise anyone to learn english regardless, especially when you're working in international sport

GET FUCKED
JAPPE

C U N T

CHUTE FATALE

rip philipsen, assassinated by intermarche

Collection

>Eating shit at 61km/h
DEAD

oh great, it's Philipsen collected

KWAB CRASH OF THE CENTURY

Fucking bini I swear to god

OH NO NO ALPECINSISSIES

JASPER DEAD

uh oh

lmao

jappe was favoring his arm didn't look good

COLLECTED

>>149662369
KEK

>>149662369

fuck

Noooooo Philipsen taken out by a cofidis

Coquard assassinating YOUR velogame hope

Coquard again

>All the riders look back to see if the crashed guy is okay
>One guy decides it's his chance and sprints for the points
kek

TOTAL SPANDEX DEATH

Fuck

>>149662450
Cannot stand the cunt did he cause this?

KEKED BY LE COQ

when were you when jasper is kil

>>149662471
>>149662473

Coquard got bumped by Rex.

COQUARD thank you for improving my veloteam

Was Milan that schocked Croquard

Abandoned Philippsen

>>149662480
One of the inter riders did, went wild into the path of the Cofidis rider who went into Philipsen

>>149662480
his leadout + coquard

milan pushed coquard into the handlebars of rex.

DSQ milan now

REVENGE COQARD

That road rash is fucking brutal

MvdP winning green this year would be nice

c'est fini

fuck
I cheer for anyone that's not the nigger so this is a sad moment

Well Groves at least gets a chance. I fucking despise intermediate sprints.

Mads P. just fell to his knees in a Lidl

Ahahaha yes

What is Coquard even doing there?? Total nobody

FUCK THAT SHITALIAN PIECE OF SHIT

These things always happen on semen slurping stages. When will they learn???

Human skin has pretty good braking performance

why is it always the fr*nch?

Jasper not gonna sleep on his back for a LONG time

best sprinter in the world taking out by a statpadding shitter.

sad to see

>>149662519
6th place finish in the points classification haha yeah that's so epic we need more french shitter teams in the race

>>149662484
seemed like a normal intensity contact to me
>>149662478
that was TURDis who has probably nafri blood in him

>>149662508
There"s a black dude right next to him, just saying.

>>149662508

>>149662502
Huge patch of red on his back.Shit gonna mega pain soon.

>>149662397
>Complain about dangerous last 350m
>Chute fatale happens on a straight, wide open road
Classisch.

>>149662508
YELLOW KARD MISTER

Milan with total domination!
Mads fans in tears

Grug now free to rampage

>>149662510
>rooting against your own country

aquafresh

Merlierchads keep winning by not giving a FUCK about these sprints

>>149662478
it's not like looking back is gonna help anybody

>>149662542
That's was Milan swerving to the right and Wanty being fucking aggressive cunts like usual pinching and blocking riders. They did it in a previous stage too. Overly aggressive. Coquard equally at fault, all 3 of them are to blame equally.

Mads literally boarding a plane as we speak

>>149662536
what's going on in this clip

>>149662508
racing incident for me

>>149662369
I said what i said.
Did his Richard Mille watch get stuck?

>>149662530
Why not
Someone's gotta do it

>>149662484
shitlan deviated AGAIN causing the whole thing dude can’t sprint straight spastic shitalian garbage rider *spits*

>>149662369

>>149662584
bottom left

Who takes the blame?

>>149662584
Alpecin rider yelling at Coquard for taking out green jersey while fighting for like two sprint points

Poor little squeaker gets yelled at but he almost got assassinated too

Kick him out

Vive la France

>>149662600
Malding racist

Is the belgian IT bert still ITT ?
Just wanted to say the Sack of Leuven never happend

>>149662580
Against the wall with those faggots

>>149662584
Alpecin chad telling the Cofidis cuck he's going to be picking up the soap tonight in the bottom left of the screen.

>>149662536
What did he tell him? It wasn't his fault.

>>149662636
roid rage, the new endemic in the peloton

imagine Alpecin bullies declaring vendetta on Cofidis

>>149662542
coquard's fault
trying to squeeze through a gap that does not exist
should be DQ

>>149662636
>You should have died instead

>>149662642
would be funny if they race against every cofidis break to get them relegated

>>149662603
Most to blame I think was Milan that was the biggest sudden deviation, Coquard was overlapping wheels and was pinched by aggressive Wanty rider. Hardly his fault I think that's mostly Milan and the unforgiving Wanty sperg. Wanty been aggressive this year.

>>149662620
Same thing happened to me once in a social ride. Hits close to home

>>149662642
any moment now

How long does road rash like that take to heal?

>>149662542
why don't they make the shirts and pants out of some more resistant material like carbon fiber or something so it doesn't tear when they fall

I actually cannot stand lidl trek absolute faggot team

>>149662642
Cofidiggers getting what they deserve.

>>149662661
fucking dwarf nigger

HAHAHAHA

>Jasper Kasper pickers

Get rekt'd

>>149662667
are you retarded

>>149662653
>Milan that was the biggest sudden deviation
I agree

>>149662653
He literally did nothing wrong

>>149662636
>it wasn't his fault

if coquard wasn't physically riding there there wouldn't have been a crash

>>149662667
a nice touch to give them super aids with every chute

>>149662684
Milan took his space

>>149662536
>>149662584
>Israel flag in background
nice touch

>>149662687
>>149662675
asked gpt he said to use Dyneema to make tear resistant clothes

i'm happy this cunt is out of the race

Do i get extra velodrama points if my rider takes out another rider?
Asking for a friend

>>149662666
1-2 months depending on how bad it really is. more like 2 months probably

>>149662674
i checked the archive, only 13 pickers

>>149662692
lmao the gel chuck

Grand Depart in Germany again

>>149662636

>>149662666
Fully ? 6-8 weeks if there's muscle and tendon bruising beneath the skin. I fell last month at 15kmh and my hip still hurts.

>>149662666
he won't be swimming this summer thats for sure

>>149662692
Actually a better case for DQ than the chute.

>>149662683
Who at fault then? He deviated majorly from his line then Cock got squeezed by aggressive Wanty. Wasn't coquard fault as much as I hate him too.

>>149662603
Coquard drifted way right into Rex (who looked like he kept his line).

French shitter ruins Tour for Jasper.

>>149662704
he has been really shit last year and for most of this year, i reckon most people picked merlier or milan (if picking a pure sprinter) or girmay

the Lidl rider just came out of the wheel of his leadout man when there was space to do so

the Intermarche rider started his sprint early when there was space, also sprinted straight no deviation

coquard tried to squeeze through a gap which was not there, he is to blame

>aggressively swerves right and shoulder bumps another rider, causing the whole situation
>he dindu nuffin!
welcome to /cyc/

why was that retard going that sprint anyway

>Die Tour de France ist für uns ein Symbol des christlichen Lebens, jenes Laufes durch das irdische Leben um das ewige Ziel zu erreichen.

>Fabio Jakobsen being interviewed on Dutch TV
Should have been him dying instead of Philipsen. Can't stand the sub 70iq baboon.

>>149662728
cockard was pushed by milan though

>>149662727
sometimes its just a racing incident, shit happens when you go 65kph+

>>149662727
>Cock got squeezed by aggressive Wanty
you just replied to yourself

>>149662734
Accurate representation

>>149662730
You miss where Milan moves half a meter to the right suddenly, there was a half gap he was holding. Risky move but if Milan doesn't just swerve then no crash happens.

>>149662752
maar ja weet je wel zo

>>149662746
extrem basiert

aquafresh

Italy goes into the filter absolute braindead retard waste of time

Hopefully Milan dies of testicular cancer from all his roids

Welcome to Saxony /TdF/

poor jasper repeatedly being killed through no fault of his own

>>149662775
is this why brits fear and hate france so much?

>>149662783
I accept your concession

>>149662694
>>149662675
I believe Craft had some road rash resistant bibs like 10 years ago. They didn't catch on for some reason.

Real talk, motorcycle airbag vests work really fucking well nowadays. I could see tech like that being turned into ciclismo gear. You could probably get rid of most collections if the riders had airbags on their sleeves/shoulders. And the weight would most likely be minimal as it'd basically be a small control box and a CO2 cartridge on top of the airbag bra.

Rickaert is fucking PISSED

>>149662792
it would be more fitting if the french race started in Jena and ended in Dresden

>>149662542

>>149662792
2030 already decided but 2028/29 not yet?

>>149662806
he should yolo into the wheel of Coquard eat the card he has no job anymore anyway

>>149662816
why is the wanty shitter there anyway. let the sprinters do the sprinting

>>149662816
one thing for sure it's not milan's fault, it's not like he can check his rearview mirror for retarded frenchies behind him. he's there to sprint and he has an open road in front so he starts the sprint

>>149662805
Took ages for them to make helmets mandatory so this will happen around 2055 after three more generations of riders have shorter careers because of dumb chutes.

>>149662816
So Milan comes over, squeezes Cock into Rex, wheels touch, and he flies into Philipsens path

>>149662816
It's like he lets the bike go too far out from under him to the right, then overcorrects back

>>149662816
INSANE save by cockhard, his bike was nearly flat on the road going 65kph and he stayed upright

>>149662794
Karma

He is not a clean sprinter either.

>>149662801
>fear
France only exists because Britain took pity and a) rescued and b) didn't utterly destroy

Racing incident.

>>149662836
It's not decided yet, merely the dreams of some Germans

>>149662852
How good do you think people's reaction times are? That's how it goes on a road bike at 65kph. No time to properly react at all.

>>149662816
>milan deviates half a meter to the right
>wanty shitter overly aggressive and closes space

Open closed case, both Milan and Wanty shitters fault

>>149662816
it's coquard fault he goes way too much to the right and goes into the intermarche guy. he had enough space but he's a shitter so what do you expect

Big karma came to Jasper for stealing those Cofidis bikes

>>149662886
Because there is a BIG push for the Le Grand Depart in Prag in 28/29, but nothing decided.
Also slOVENia is in play.

Is there going to be a breakaway?

>>149662896
ive read that Decathlon wants to spend 40 million a year for Seixas to win the tour. Is it really coming home soon ?

Mad how aggressive, slimey and brutish italian and spanish riders are. Almost like they're closer to north africans than europeans haha

>>149662816
Theres was still so much space between Milan rear and his front, why did he even move right

>>149662890
oh yeah I'm not being critical, I'm just trying to figure out what went wrong

I've come off at 60+km/h myself with heaps more time to react and I still fucked it up lmao

Grand tour through all of europe when?

>>149662897
>Look bikes
Literally no one wants them

>>149662850
Most likely. I really think airbag bras and hip protectors are what would massively reduce injuries. You could even integrate them into the bibs and jerseys.

>>149662854
The faster you're going the more stable the bike is. Until a point. With that much speed the bike will almost automatically self correct as long as there's enough grip for the tires.

>>149662921
no, peloton is in mourning for the ded Rappe Jappe

>>149662922
Omrzel will take the mantle from Pogi and kwab him

>>149662931
Didn't mean to be rude, Bruce.
Just saying it's one of those situations where a chain of events goes off that there isn't time for anyone to do anything about.

Belgium will now enter a grieving period of seven days please be respectful

>>149662935
Tour de Eurovelo, from the arctic circle to the ports of seville

>>149662945
they dope him just to troll cycling commentators with his unpronounceable name

>>149662935
im suprised the EU commies havent thought of this yet, make a fourth GT which travels everything north and west of France/Italy

>>149662753
True, it was quite the chain reaction. Probably nobody's fault...

groves takes the stage would be the best scenario now

>>149662924
Stfu Britshit, the biggest idiot sprinter Mark Cavendish

>>149662968
Groves paid for the assassination

>>149662945
Unfortunately for him OMRZEL has about as much punch as Landa so his potential is limited from the start.

payback arrogant fuck

>>149662968
>Milan wins on the road
>relegated for deviation
>groves takes the stage

dude almost chuted trying to get that bidon

phwoar big Mont Cassel proper climb that

ALLEZ OPI OMI

French TV changed the version from "Coquard did nothing wrong" to "he did a small fault that caused the chute".

>>149662979
he's young and can improve. Remco had zero punch in his neo-pro year

Cant even watch the good old cycle in peace without getting lectured about WW2 lies

>>149662816
It's just unlucky in the end. Coquard could have handled it better, but it's not clearly his fault either. Shit happens.

>>149662961
no mountains
what's the point

Wellens bored as fuck

stop chuting

chute

is he going for a piss?

>>149663009
>t. Adam Hansen

Coquard hiding at the back of the Peloton

>>149663005
i meant *east you could still use the austrian alps and the carpathian passes

>>149662975
>the biggest idiot sprinter
You mean the best that has ever lived? You know he has high intellect? butthurt Marcel Kittel quit cycling because he's a little weak brained cuckboi.

>>149662997
Marion defended him, he's officially innocent.

What has Wout van Shart done so far?

even more bands

why does this band on the side of the road look like a bunch of Americans??

Wellens going for points jersey

>>149662666
>satan trips
in hell it takes a lot longer

Jonas having a chat with Valgren

Wellens chad just said i'm going and that's it

>>149663050
sexophonist could get it

>Coquard pulls over to take a piss
>Takes out three more riders
HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED

>>149663045
ruining my velogame for picking him the first time in years instead of based MVDP

>>149663015
may as well

>Midwits at german euros cant understand that a 5 minute 80% effort for the point now gives a lof of extra motivation for Wellens later

skellington man

>>149662775
genuine kino bravo french village npc's

Wellens revolt!

Pog wants to ride in rainbow instead of pois

>>149663112
bingo

>>149663112
and skip the jersey ceremony

>>149663112
ok this makes sense now

>>149663127
>>149663112
and skip the polkadot skinsuit for the ITT

>>149663112
also doesn't wanna do stage bullshit, direct to bed

>>149663112
Uae jerseys are better for TT than the race default ones.

>>149663112
But they are even on points?
Thought tie breaker was: Highest mountain -> GC

>>149663128
>go Tim, get rid of that ugly jersey for me

what are they thinking now? what is the counter move?

>>149663112
yeah mostly just skipping the ceremony

Philipsen status?

>>149663081
Cav: 'if you dropped a good club rider straight into the peloton they'd crash instantly'.
kek

mission accomplished

>>149663127
Real answer is UAE can't afford it anymore

>>149663160
Skinned and collected

wtf why would you slow down that is retarded

>>149663160
ded

>>149663164
Very problematic gesture

>>149663160
dood

>>149663160
morte

>>149663164

if he was only going for the kom why ride this hard. 20 seconds would have done it. you don't get more points for being 2 minutes ahead. nonsense

Coquard will get prix de la combativité

>>149663160
Skinned, soon to be trussed

>>149663169
He literally made a deal with most of the pedalton. Just honoring it now.

>>149663160

>>149663198

>>149663188

>>149663188
Lmao, will this lead to a bare knuckle brawl after the stage?

>random rider crashes
oh no, how sad. heal up son and come back stronger

>belgian rider crashes
we need to have a dialogue about safety, this can no longer continue, courses need to become safer and riders need to start wearing armor

>>149663141
they said on team radio that they checked the rules and Wellens will get it

The BIG question: what does Trine Hansen think about this chute and who is to blame

>>149663216
with whom?

well well well well

>>149663219
polka sponsor absolutely seething

>>149663141
It's best position on highest category. Wellens and Pog both have 2nd place on a 3rd cat, so they move to 4th cat where Wellens has a first.
Something like that.

>>149663235
Roodhooft

>>149663250
why?

Just ate une grand döneur kebab. Im ready for the sprint now

How do we have shitty conti teams, yet UAE is just gifting each other a jersey?

This semen slurping sport isn't for me, i'm going to watch women football

I wish philipsen hadn't crashed

>>149663288
underwhelming for sure

I'm happy philipsen crashed

still another 30 minutes of this shit. pick the pace you lazy pricks

>>149663287
nice. mit alles?

>>149663310
knobi, alles und doppelt Fleisch

Couldn't have made the Germany flag on Zimmermann smaller