Thread 149693507

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>/f1/ Essentials:
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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
Horner out!
(Mekies in)
((Amx who knows))
(((T*rger still the devil)))

Cvnni

gimi?

death to m*rcedes as always

TOTAL TORGER VICTORY

>>149693520
maybe Geri will doomp him too now

Max Furstappen :3
OwO

at least we're past Piastri's kwab moment :)

piss4 will NEVER win a wdc

Toto won?

>>149693520
misses the fisheries and polymer injection sponsorship

Is Red Bull in terminal decline?
Im betting that Amx will gtfo if the 2026 car is at or near the same level as the current one and that'll be the final straw before they enter Renault-tier suffering (or get bought out by Ford)

>>149693510
>1 digit off
fuck off

>>149693546
>carries a sawn-off shotgun to races
So its just me left then...

>>149693549
Seek another board

>>149693566
Max is already gone, this is why they fired Horntard

What is AMX thinking right now?

see m*rcedes getting 8th in the wcc next year

Bought a red bull with lunch right now. They need all the help they can get

>>149693549
No

dont let hornyman distract you from the real lunatic in f1

Reminder that's he's still leading despite being a cunt pathetic bitch on sunday

death to mclel as always

>>149693585
race war now

hornyman got gaped

>>149693609
>>149693604
he's actually pretty normal

>>149693599
I like Red Bull but man they're too fucking expensive compared to other energy drinks.

>>149693609
he just got the first taste of FIA cheating for the british paydriver
he will enter his punished arc now

>>149693604
>>149693609
Has PS3's stocks really fallen this much this fast?

>>149693507 (OP)
>Shit news
>Removing thread theme
Why do you hate fun

Oracle will be the trve death of Formula 1.

>>149693638
Yes and thats a good thing.

>>149693585
>maybe I'll ask Toto for a clause that lets me do both Le Mans and Nurburgring 24h in the same year while I'm at it

>>149693625
nah ps3 has two modes. feeling nothing and feeling rage. never seen him genuinely happy, only smug smirks or blank faces
t. senpaku knower
>>149693638
it was never high

time for Penelope Kvyat

POLE

now that the dust has settled
what will be red bull's driver lineup after verstappen leaves to merc/AM/retires

>>149693670
he's dutch though?

>>149693507 (OP)
Shouldn't you add tsunoda grand prix without podiums to the OP counter now that hulk is out?

>>149693670
MERCEDES

>>149693638
>his entire gimmick is that he didn't look like a complete weakmind
>fucks up
>PLEASE ZAC LET'S SWAP BACK AND RACE IT OUT I BEG YOU
he was already on thin ice thanks to the mclel cheat rocketship but that was just sad

>>149693676
Proudy
Hadjar

>>149693685
très drôle

>>149693638
PS3 barely had any fans, it's just that everyone hates norris more

>>149693676
Hadjar/Tsunoda seems like a layup
It'll be 2015 Red Bull all over again

>>149693692
Lando has had far more pathetic radio messages this season thougheverbeit, Oscar was just trying his luck

I'm not supporting amx if he moves to merc

>>149693699
merci, I've been working on it for a while

>>149693666
Checked
It's so over for norriz

>>149693706
he just tried to put something out there for people to have something to discuss

A NEW POWER IS RISING
IT'S VICTORY IS AT HAND

>>149693699
gubi

>>149693706
cope
>>149693692
PLEASE SAAR, DO NOT REDEEM PENALTY. WHY REDEEM! BLOODY BICH! YOU ARE THE FUCKING! DO THE NEEDFUL AND GIVE PLACE

20 years since the last Ferrari championship btw

>>149693692
The reason Oscar was so mad was because in team meetings Zac Brown told them to do that if the opportunity arose to try to get Max bopped with more penalty points. Its why George blatantly tried it as well when Max was behind him. So he was angry that he was losing a win for something the team told him to do.

the ps3 hate is so forced it's cringe

>>149693631
The whole grid shall fear a man with nothing to lose

>>149693708
You can take it. Nothing but a leftover pizza slice and purified water inside.

>>149693706
Yes but he was supposed to be the cool calm one that just delivers. Now he's just slightly less of a bitch.

>>149693749
Even Alex Albons "they race me so hard" quote isn't as pathetic as ps3s begging

what's up with the ps3 glazers?? this is an AMX and HVLK board. all other drivers are shit.

I don't mind PS3 but I cannot stand McLel and I think many have the same opinion

>>149693796
>HVLK board
>After he just cemented himself as biggest KWAB in history of eff juan
No

If doobs Red Bull implodes

>>149693778
honestly it's a tie for me, albono's whine WAS extremely pathetic

Dear faggot niggers anime is not real I sincerely cunts

>>149693796
All me btw

Anime sucks.

Helmet Arsehole

>>149693507 (OP)
>they got one of the people behind Ferrari worst strategies to replace Horner

uuuh RBbros?

>>149693835
i like haikyuu!!

NELSON PIQUET AND JOS VERSTAPPEN ARE SEEN GOING TO RED BULL HQ IN MILTON KEYNES.
>inb4 source

non-gina gimi

>>149693761
he's boring
boring boring boring BORING

>>149693865
>NELSON PIQUET
It would be a hilarious twitter meltdown if they fired Horner only to hire Nelson.

>>149693753
I don't know what was going through his mind at the time
he always raced max fair and square
being rude to Hulk was worse though

>>149693890
If only Loria had more rear stability...

edd

>>149693932
ik ook

why is tsunoda such a shitter

>>149693861
I was just kidding because I wanted some smart ads to say
>anime website

>>149693959
shit car

>>149693913
what's with the invasion of nasty frenchmen in f1

>>149693974
always has been

>>149693971
also shitty driver

>>149693932
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=hze6Zexn5dJ_hwYe

>>149693810
>get a podium
>is a KWAB
Y?

>>149693959
But enough about Yuki
How's Cola performing so far

>>149693974
Dude Jean Todt was calling the shots at Ferrari for 2 decades

Hi anon, thanks you for accepting the role of Team Principal at Red Bull Racing after Horner... left. What is your first move to ensure at least a WCC for 2025?

Sorry just got here, do anyone else think that Hornyman was in negotiations to take Fred's job and RB went "you can't quit, you're fired?"

>>149694017
awful
crashing and breaking the clutch every fucking time

>>149694017
Much like Yugi, getting raped by a Frenchman

>>149694044
Do Argies still root for him?

>>149694038
>RB went "you can't quit, you're fired?"
Firing someone implies paying compensation so Horner would be the winner here

okay so just how over is it actually?

>>149694037
>least a WCC for 2025
That shit's fucked already m8. We're selling everything to Porsche by 2027.

>>149694038
i speculated >>149692407

>>149693900
He has a lot on his mind. It's simply not wise for him to say what he thinks around the paddock.

>>149694060
journalist yeah
people dont care about f1

>>149694090
how boring of him

>>149694037
we need to build a car for combat

>>149694057
what dentist does torger go to?

>>149694038
>>149694083
this is cope

>>149694073
But maybe the six months of integrating Mekies before the new regs is worth the money to them.
>>149694083
nice

>>149694074
It's Hornover

>>149693824
stop posting that cat

fuck all of you stupid

lot of cats in this general lately

>>149694060
Until the last moment I will hope he does well, but he's not doing well so far.
I root for him, but my expectations remain depressingly realistic

>kankerkatposting
should have made a dog thread

>>149693761
Bland zoomer.

So what happens to Yuki? Does all this turmoil actually help him fly under the radar a bit, and maybe ensure he can at least finish this season at red bull? Would teams dismiss some of the more recent red bull struggles and put the blame on poor management by the team?

>>149694106
H-How are we supposed to make that safe?

theres a sixth fittipaldi
https://x.com/feeder_series/status/1942977181941907710

>>149694190
for me, it's birbs

>>149694200
Yuki was always gone after this year unless he absolutely killed it. He was a Honda guy and they're leaving.

>>149694106
Kek

Fuck domestic house cats.

gimi

>>149694037
>WCC
>2025
I'm turning 360 degrees and walking the fuck out of there.

>>149694207
They can both exist

>>149694210
>born in 2007
>emerson sr born in 1946
old fuck still had it
happy for him he's not a mongoloid though, though he's likely autistic

>>149693507 (OP)
New to the sport. I saw the news on Instagram and there are lots of gif comments of Checo giggling and shrugging what does he have anything to do with this?

>>149694210
>is actually his son

>>149694242
max & charles

>>149694242
just realised charles and alexandra named their dog "lion"

>>149694210
This one for sure will be champion like his father

>>149694037
Okay Marko, here's the plan. You're at the end of your life anyway. Take this machine gun. Take this McLaren entry pass. I don't think I need to give you more explanation. Good luck.

>>149694252
My dad was born in 1932 and conceived me in 1986. Anyone can still have it. Unless ED kicks in LOL

>>149694213
hell yeah

>>149694236
(You)

>>149694210
and every single one of them since Emmo has been shit
incredible

>>149694283
and are you autistic?

silverstone really messed with everyone's heads init

How would /f1/ react if MBS bans Mclaren for cheating this year?

>>149694304
>How would /f1/ react if MBS bans Mclaren for cheating this year?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>149694234
the lion RAPES anything that moves

I heckin love Foamula 1

>>149694304
I wouldn't give a shit

>>149694219
Unfortunately this.
Yuki's soul is no longer weighed down by gravity after this season.

>>149694037
Firing Senile Helmut.
Firing Hanna the Pear.

>>149694283
My dad waa born in 1960 and had me in 2002
This is the first time I have seen someone here beat that

>>149694298
I have a fixation for Japanese and Korean bullet trains. And autists gravitate towards trains, so yea I think.
My mom was born 25 years after my dad was born so do whatever you will with this information.

>>149694298
I mean, he is browsing a mongolian merchant website...

my dad had me at a reasonable age but he is also an autist

>>149694363
High five to your dad (if he's still alive)

>>149694361
Boomer anon probably because he said his dad fought in WWII.

>>149694219
the question i had was more his ability to jump to another team. But i honestly just don't see a team that would want a experienced, but not necessarily championship contending driver. Maybe HAAS?
Cadillac makes no sense as they are probably going to pull from some of the more experienced reserve drivers or someone who recently left the sport like checo.

Sup. Is Hornyman gone?

>>149694200
Literally everyone else of note will be leaving Red Bull in the coming months, Tsunoda will be promoted to lead driver as well as simultaneously serving as TP

>>149694074
It was over last year when the exodus of top talent began. Everyone just ignored it because supposedly Max can still win no matter what you put him in and what fucked up strategies you have, and because Ford was being touted as some great all conquering engine from the start.

>>149694407
He is supposedly in talks with Cadillac, but then so are a bunch of guys

>>149693546
>british media

>>149694387
His ashes is scattered somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. So I’ll high 5 the ocean for you.

>>149694312
>the lion RAPES anything that moves
orca would fuck a lion up without breaking a sweat.

>>149694409
Yup. No more Hornyman.

>>149694442
Bitch please. Edd would devour the both of them with a snap of a finger.

>>149694312
Tigers are way stronger than lions. I'd bet on a grizzly bear beating a lion too.

>>149694460
Whats my opinion on this matter?

Max kinda lost his amx energy ever since the birth of his child.

>>149694504
You don't like it but you'll have to go along with it

You will never unsee this.

>>149693998
>239 starts

>>149694504
big sad

>>149694512
you mean ever since the ride height trick and asymmetric breaking got taken out of the car

This won't fix the deadbull but will it keep Max around?

>>149694512
This is a meme (as well as a cope used by drivers who were shit anyway).

>>149694500
edd size comparation?

>>149694524
>....

>be having semi-waking dream about hornyman and max leaving red bull
>wake up properly
>check phone
>I am Nostradamus

Hulk podiums before kid: 0
Hulk podiums after kid: 1

>>149694504
kwab

>>149694512
It pretty much coincided with him relinquishing a title battle this year, thougheverbeit.
>>149694559
Ride height was debunked after the FIA jannies investigated thoroughly, asymmetrical braking is and was always a cope.

>>149694570
>You spoke to him about the technicalities of the Red Bull exit clause in Dutch?
>....Yes

>>149694620
max will never fuck your wife no matter how much you beg him man

K-Mag poles before kid: 0
K-Mag poles after kid: 1

Mercedes HQ right now:
https://youtu.be/ecvpq_b590c

>>149694500
edd is a god so it doesnt count

>>149694567
Moon

I just took a massive Lewis Hamilton

>>149694576
I dreamt that somebody posted an image of an AK-47 with a K painted on the magazine. Took me a few seconds to get it and then woke up grinning

So which commentary team does he go to now, Sky or F1TV?

>>149694642
Let me know who you support so I can call them a medshitter then.

So the thing keeping Horner in power this whole time was Hulkenberg not getting a podium?

>>149694429
that's kinda my point. Cadillac actually kinda gets their pick in terms of pretty much every single F1 or potential F1 driver this is not currently under contract for 2026. Hell if i was them i would attempt to go after George Russell.

>>149693507 (OP)
So is that why MAX is trying to leave?
He obviously knew about Christin Horney

>Spin the car because you're a shitter carbabby
>Get your boss fired
>Immediately leave to a rival team
Holy kwab

SACKED
JUST LIKE THAT
WHAT
TWENTY YEARS OF MY LIFE
WOW
REMEMBER
COMPANIES ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS
THAT IS SO SO WRONG

AMX will never win another wdc
screencap this

>>149694712
>Hell if i was them i would attempt to go after George Russell.
But they want good drivers.

>>149694743
uhm sweaty, they just won

>>149694712
>Hell if i was them i would attempt to go after George Russell.
They probably will but they'll 100% put at least 1 American in the car

>>149694314
>actually strips the wax or sealant
Automotive detailers worse nightmare

>>149694736
Manlet king gonna be like

>>149694512
10 million fines and 100 penalty points changes a man that needs to put food on the table for his child (and stepchildren)

>>149694786
>PH neutral
>stripping wax
nigga please

Just so you guys know this is very big news in Britain

>>149694810
how inappropriate was his behavior toward his employee?

Gonna buy my first Red Bull ever to celebrate

>you lived to see Toto/Amx at Mercedes and Horner/Hamilton at Ferrari

WHAT A LIFE

>>149694843
hornyman was wanking off in planes

but the slag wanted it

Who's gonna stir shit between Zak and Toto now?
Gonna miss the Hornyman and his Spice Girl wife.

F1 driver ranking:
Verstappen
Russell
Alonso
Hülkenberg
Leclerc
Ocon
Hamilton
Norris
Albon
Sainz
Piastri
Gasly
Hadjar
Stroll
Bortoleto
Tsunoda
Lawson
Antonelli
Doohan
Bearman

Thoughts?

>>149694563
It is a known fact that having sex or jacking off is like getting wasted or having a heroine addiction, it takes you down

>>149694879
>>Thoughts?

>>149694856
Max will stay at least for 2026 and see what the new crew can put together.
Horner will go to Ferrari in 2027 and Ham will be gone by then .

Reminder that there are people from the formula one corporation, liberty media and FIA on the Epstein list and this is just another misdirection

>>149694875
Repulsive

>>149694544
>Hideaki Anno leading an F1 team
This will be a disaster

>>149694901
Bet she smells like milk gone off

>>149694786
what kinda off brand shit did you buy for that to happen

Would absolutely love nothing more than Horner to Ferrari. That would be more hype for me than any possible driver signing or move.

>>149694906
>Max will stay at least for 2026 and see what the new crew can put together

Sub-100 IQ

>>149694909
>Almost everyone related to F1 is a part of globohomo
in other news water is wet

>>149694876
he will have half a year off as a redemption arc and joins another team next year. If you have money and talent people start to forget your misbehavement quickly

>>149694901
How can she fit in the car with those hips, jesus christ

>>149694901
tits too small

It's going to be so funny when Max doesn't leave Redbull

Think things are bad now? It's going to get WAY worse

>Apple bids for Formula 1 rights in US as Brad Pitt movie becomes hit – FT

>>149694947
Water isn't wet

Yukibros, Laurent Mekies is gonna fix the Red Bull and we'll have countless Yuki on the podiums to celebrate.

>>149694810
>Exit comes a year after allegations of inappropriate behavior towards a female employee were dismissed
God I hate the British like it's unreal.

so

what happens now

because red bull is 100% finished

>>149694901
Would wife

>>149694947
globohomo is a different thing and basically all level of racing is full of it apart from grassroots, also you need to be 18 to post on this site

>>149694906
>Max will stay at least for 2026
After removing a team principal mid-season with a new regs cycle in 6 months? A team with nothing but an exodus of senior personnel and a shit car? He would surpass Mazepin as the biggest retard this sport has ever seen if he stays.

>>149694938
Not only does Max know Red Bull, but Red Bull also belongs to Max at least until he's out of his peak and a new generational talent comes around. It's not easy to trade this.
Mercedes may be offering him a competitive car, but Red Bull offer him a whole team built around him.

>>149694938
Max will stay for 2026 to see what teams have a good car and then replace a driver at that team to try and get some free championships.

Signing a long term contract with a new team now based on hype around nailing the regulations is silly, it would potentially lock him into years of being an also ran.
One year sitting it out (at Red Bull) while getting paid and having your exit clause activate (if they flunk the new regs) would be the best and safest option for him.

>>149694961
no one will see it in the us then anymore
great

>>149694988
everyone being blackmailed by mossad is a part of globohomo. epstein was mossad q.e.d.

you are not 18

sky f1 are crying as that means nobody at red bull will ever talk to them now. all access is gone

>>149694993
>exodus of senior personnel
Yeah the marketing boss of the team has left today as well
how will red bull even recover

>>149694993
Max and his crew got Horner sacked. This was the deal. Max stays, Horner goes.
Besides, Max can still go to Merc in 2027 if he wants to.

>>149695027
yeah already above 30.
Globohomo is about globalization, you are mixing up your polttard buzzwords

>>149695037
Can't respect Red Bull if they bowed down to a driver like that. Kinda wish Eddie Jordan was around to comment on this.

>>149695037
source: Mike Crack

>>149695031
They pit-wall-call up Laurent more often than Zak?

>>149695037
>Max and his crew got Horner sacked. This was the deal. Max stays, Horner goes.
What exactly does this achieve for Max now or next year to destablise the team in such a way mid-season? It's way more likely Max leaving has resulted in Horny being ejected, alongside a bunch of other reasons such as car performance.

>>149695031
won't be anybody worth talking to anyway

>>149695031
They still have the fat cunt Zak Brown on speed dial seemingly most weekends, they'll be fine.

>>149695062
>>149695071
The team has been falling apart for a while now. Horner is mostly responsible, he doesn't seem to have the answers for the future, and the Verstappen clan keeps clashing with him. The team needs new leadership.

>>149694810
>Samuel Agini in London
Agini is very British sounding

>>149695095
read carefully friend

>>149695112
Nobody gives a fuck about dead bull anymore, cheatlaren is enough access.
>>149695105
Then why not make the decision cleanly, in the season break? Mid-season means there's more going on.

>>149695047
globohomo is about globalism through cultural marxism. mossad helps bring this about by blackmailing people. f1 niggers get blackmailed or indoctrinated spreading globohomo by epstein and mossad. see vettel and hamilton. you are ignorant

>>149695105
>Horner is mostly responsible
>the Verstappen clan keeps clashing with him
>The team needs new leadership.
Things were going great when Jos Verstappen was banned from the pitlane.

My name Frank.

>>149694961
anon, over 50% of all smartphone sales in the US are iphones and i'd wager a decent amount of those users already have some sort of apple subscription where they could shill this. It would have the opposite effect of what you're hoping for.

>>149695150
I don't believe you

>>149694544
For me it's somewhat-obscure French actor Swann Arlaud (though he looks slightly less unkempt than Mekies)

>>149694995
>>149695005
>Verstappen is raging out of his mind when driving a car that is good enough for poles and wins
>he'll stay and drive a McHonda tier shitbox for a season with team principal, aero guru, sporting director and PU partner all gone

Delusional.

The time to make the move is now. If/when Mercedes is a rocketship that allows Russell or Antonelli to cruise to a title, they will know for sure that they won't need Verstappen. Now it's 50-50.

>>149695167
Apple must die

>>149695140
Don't forget Rosberg constantly shilling WEF

>>149695167
m8 no one has apple tv

>>149695150
pinto?

>>149695175
>He stays with Red Bull for 2026
>Gets free choice of any team with the best car in 2027

>He leaves Red Bull now and signs with Mercedes for 2026
>Turns out Mercedes' hype was the same as Mclaren's when they lured in Alonso
>He's stuck with them watching Aston Martin dominate the field and Stroll get crowned World Champion x5 years running

>>149695198
agreed, but why do you think they are bidding for this? They want to add value to tv+ so people would actually buy it.

Liam Lawson, you are the new team principal

I don’t want to see any Checo apologists anywhere. I won’t forget or forgive how the whole f1 community treated him the previous two seasons. Checo Perez finished second in the 2023 wdc and every single one of you cunts were calling him a shitter at the time. Fucking faggots. Especially you Canadian faggots

>>149695175
>If/when Mercedes is a rocketship that allows Russell or Antonelli to cruise to a title, they will know for sure that they won't need Verstappen. Now it's 50-50.
Also, half the field will be using Mercedes' engine. If their engine is the best, it comes down to aero and pit strategy. Other Mercedes powered teams are better than the works team in that regard.

He’s just posted this to his Snapchat followers

>>149695247
Horner exit was engineered by Cadillac because that's what Checo asked as payment for joining next season

>>149695266
kek

>>149695247
okay pedro, checo es el mejor driver del mundo. bueno?

>>149695136
>why not make the decision cleanly, in the season break?
True. Maybe they still hope that they can turn the season around.
Plus, the sooner the new leadership is in charge, the sooner the improvements/results come. If there's gonna be a new TP for the new regulations, might as well start now and get to work.

>>149695266
Thought he was lying on a bed but it's actually just a chair (plane?) where he doesn't really reach the headrest.

>>149695266
KWAB KWAB KWAB
KWAB KWAB KWAB
KWAB KWAB KWAB

>>149695140
drivers are not really blackmailed into it. They are, as 99 percent of other top level sportsman, really dumb enough to be baited into supporting all kinds of shit as they grow up in a bubble with minimal education. they are a pretty gullibble circle
hell, baiting hamilton into anything is maybe the easiest, you just have to tell him he will be less popular if he doesnt do sg, like remember the kid in drag. When the libtard roasties dragged him on this he instantly turned
Mossad only blackmails the most influentials, these pawns on the chessboard are getting blackmailed by the people around them publicly who are led by their nose

>>149695231
>He stays with Red Bull for 2026
>Gets free choice of any team with the best car in 2027

[Citation needed]

>>149695250
>Other Mercedes powered teams are better than the works team in that regard

Literally just McLaren which is full and can't afford Verstappen's salary anyway.

>>149695207
Yes the Pinto was a shitty disaster by Ford.

>>149695175
>they won't need Verstappen
Russell doesn't guarantee titles, Max does.
Kimi is the future, and having Max beside him will be huge for his development.

indy NXT race had a car flip and graze a flagstand over the weekend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP3d38vM1AA

>>149695266
Credit the account you cunt (unless you're the one behind it)
https://x.com/MSportQuotes/status/1942975135528727020

>>149695346
>having Max beside him will be huge for his development

Yeah, in a negative way.

>>149695364
kill yourself

>>149695346
Aren't Max and Kimi friends too?

>>149695343
I miss Ford Pinto jokes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Qj58o87sY

>>149695247
Chill out, cheeseburger. It was just bantz.

>>149695336
Yes, but Toto, Zac, Christian, MBS, and everyone else in charge is blackmailed. Hence I said blackmailed OR indoctrinated. read more carefully next time sweaty

>>149695370
Did great things for Gasly and Albon.

>>149695250
>half of the field using mercedes engines
Finally, equal engines
(inb4 secret engine modes return)

>>149695231
>Max agreeing to go potentially an entire 2026 without so much as sniffing a win let alone a title bid
Yeah I don't think you understand. Make a gamble and see if it pays off with a team that will have the best engine, and get a $100m contract in the process. If it doesn't he can leave to go to another racing series. Aston Martin is completely unproven.

i think that you rate jorge too highly, not long ago he would crash out of races in the last laps, yes, he is having a very strong season, top 3 drivers, but come onnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>149695360
>right turn
figures

>>149695370
Diamonds are made under pressure.
Swim or drown, kiddo.

>>149695239
tim apple'll is fine with paying a tip of $190m/yr for vip access to a bunch of grands prix because
>Apple Annual Net Income (Millions of US $)
>2024 $93,736
>2023 $96,995
>2022 $99,803
>2021 $94,680
(it should go to shareholders but still)

>>149695266
he wants sex

>>149695175
The merc is already better than the red bull,
>>149695382
I dont believe Zac and Toto needs any blackmailing or indocrination, they are already evil cunts

>>149695379
I remember hearing that this one scene apparently upset the former Ford president around the time this came out.

>>149695395
as a customer you will be always behind the manufacturer team as they have way more data than what they share with customers

I thought Max eventually wanted to stick his own team in at some point

>>149695378
Yes. Max defenitely has a soft spot for him

>>149695346
Zero evidence to back up Kimi being the future, his junior career was sub par compared to someone Like Russell and he's being obliterated by Russell in his first season. Like genuinely obliterated, not just comfortably beat.
>Russell doesn't guarantee titles, Max does
Fanboy nonsense. Piastri and Norris are 2nd tier drivers who will guarantee a title this year because they have the best car. Give a Russell or a Leclerc competitive car and they will guarantee a title as well

>>149695397
Aston Martin were used as an example of potential non-Mercedes team nailing the regs and forcing Mercedes to be bitches for the next 7 years.

By staying at Red Bull for 2026 he'd guarantee he moves to the best team in 2027. It's literally free championships.

>>149694037
i... have to talk with Hannah... in private

>>149695412
>they are already evil cunts
No doubt. Hope karma comes their way, one way or another.

>>149695450
wrong!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6dt3F83S20
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED???
>you're out Horner
>am I

>>149695450
>because they have the best car
*illegal car

>>149693542
He's the one who took them out. He controls everyone who uses their engine. Ferrari are retards so he removed their only comp.

>>149695454
>*she lets out a brap as she walks*
>boner goes away

>>149695343
>tfw piece of shit is faster off the line than my Toyota 86
I not mad…

>>149694810
What does this have to do with finance?

>>149695516
F1 sponsor stocks are crashing after this news broke

>>149695450
>Zero evidence to back up Kimi being the future
I doubt his potential too, but that's what Toto wants and believes in.
He's already poured countless resources into preparing him for this and he'll want to keep giving Kimi the best environment for further growth.
>he's being obliterated by Russell in his first season.
Rookie season though. And Merc said even before the season started that they didn't expect Kimi to do anything crazy.
>Piastri and Norris are 2nd tier drivers who will guarantee a title this year
They lost the wdc last year though. That wouldn't happen to Max

Max should take a 2026 sabbatical, see which teams thrive in the new regs, and then offer his services for a seat there in 27
he can a) spend more time with his new family and b) do a little Sonny Hayes and conquer whatever series, race, rally, whatever he wants to
put him in a Porsche Hypercar and GT and let him tackle Sebring, Le Mans, and the Nurburgring
let him do a one off at the NASCAR race at COTA
have Rovanpera team with Max in WRC
or fuck it let him sit at home and stream sim racing for a year, he’s Max Verstappen he can do whatever the fuck he wants

>>149695515
>Toyota 86
uhh, thats the car i wanted for myself, but im a bit too poor and i convinced myself not to.


>>149695531
f1 itself has a stock. its FWONK

>all this coping

Verstappen is going to Mercedes next season. It's done. Get over it, faggots.

>>149695451
What's to say the dominant team in the new regs will have a place for him? Mercedes have 2 drivers that don't currently have a contract for next year, and there's clearly advanced talks happening. I don't see why this opportunity remains if they prove to be dominant again.

>>149695450
PLUS, they're fighting for the wdc only because all the other teams are a mess, not because they have the best car.

>>149695515
>Slowyota 86
I will remind them

I Hate Americans now !
Me Mad !!

>>149695605
How do you feel about American women

>>149695476
Not illegal if they're allowed to use it.

I am not fond of Kückzakistanians

>>149695605
cope

>does nothing
>wins

>>149695515
GR86 or first gen?
I dislike the look of the GR86 but think that I would be stupid not to buy one and just hold on to it, they’re going to keep their value so well

>>149695616
don't feed the troll

>"Okay fine, we'll sign Perez instead of Hülkenberg, but under one condition: Once Hulk gets a podium, you are fired."
>"Yeah pff, as if that will ever happen."

>>149694901
I don't think this is F1

>>149695628
>does nothing

its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXEz3_-T1lo

>>149695640
forgot pic

Alright guys

>>149695629
Ahem, It's GR63 actually

>>149695640
Marko was the one who decided on Perez.

>>149695481
>boner goes away

>>149695616
They are allowed to use it cause of the retarded anglo bias

>>149695645
I wish she was sitting on my face

>>149695673
That's not what his interviews on it say.

>>149695668
I didn't know ps3 and norrizz drove the Thrust SSC

>>149695668
There are faster cars.

george getting absolutely btfo in /tennis/ >>149695683

>>149695708
Hoefast would it go through Monaco or Eau Rouge?

>>149695708
I am a (not particularly close) relative of the guy that drove that

>>149695723
Don't worry your pretty head about it

>>149695685
Sitting is definitely F1

business idea

>>149695750
thanks for the doxx, i know who you are, im coming to rape you

>>149695515
>>149695575
To me those are DIYcars, they were meant to be modified by the owner. I was gonna cop one myself but just didn’t want to put a loan on a car, so I got an older Celica, fully paid.

Was he feeling dizzy bros?

>>149695809
Yay! Company!

>>149695603
I don’t know shit about hybrids but don’t they accelerate with an electric motor before the combustion engine kicks in or is it different with a Prius? Might explain the instant torque.

>>149695812
>tsunami edition

>>149695868
>tfw got called a ricer by high school zoomers driving mommy’s crossover at a meet because of a similar spoiler
I hate k*ds so f*cking much

Red Bull Status?

>>149695603
>buy tuner car
>dont tune it
>lose
>>149695899
mad online lol

>McLaren broke yet another trophy
(They) do not value anything

>>149695899
Bang their moms

>>149695921
g-ddamn i hate fat people so damn much

>>149695921
Lego cunts should have glued the thing together

RB has subzero IQ. As soon as something doesn't go perfectly for 5 fucking days they start firing everyone except their holy godsent child Kwabstappen.

>>149695908
50 year old divorcee facebook posting about how excited she is too be free and with the better half of her life ahead of her.

>>149695956
>tf
>tp

2026 Red Bull is beyond fucked, literally not a single redeeming factor about the team.

>Terrible engine built without Honda IP, without Honda combustion engineers and experience as a first time entrant as a non-car company
>Ford only helps with the electrical side
>The engine regulations themselves are absolutely shit so they will quickly be changed *again* only making things harder as the experience built up on these regs will not translate well
>No new entrant additional testing time
>Their windtunnel is one of the oldest on the grid and not up to it anymore
>Their current aero concept is terrible and not understood at all
>No Nuui
>Key technical personnel poached
>Max will leave or he's absolutely retarded
>Although he isn't P4 for a free exit, being P3 with a low constructor standing probably makes the buyout cheaper
>Team in turmoil, not a single facet is doing well, strategy, pitstops, nothing
>Paid Checo a metric fuckton to sit out this year, not a single other driver can even get this car into the points consistently or at all

Wonder what Edd thinks of all of this

did they get tired of him fucking up or what

>>149696024
see >>149695651

>>149696029
Anyone with half a brain can see that Red Bull is absolutely fucked for the foreseeable future and I'd be surprised if they're even midfielders without max next year

>>149696011
kek those pics of Max and Torger make it look like some weird slave auction

>>149696032
That's not Edd though :(

>>149696029
gay ass bitch ass nigga

>>149673777
Nice trips yo
>Mana turns 30 next year btw
I'm okay with that, she's still as pretty as she was 10 years ago.
>She’s dating a woman from Singapore
Two for one? Sign me up.

>>149688019
Dubs and its for AMG's hypercar project

>>149688852
Hey ywzzz, love your vids mate

>>149691243
>inb4 it's Israel (via BLACKED.COM)

>>149696011
>Max will leave or he's absolutely retarded
trvke

>win 4 WDCs and 2 WCCs in 4 years
>half way through one bad year
>get fired
Lol retards

>>149696029
He is still employee of RB just not a TP
So they still can fuck him but without paying him his high salary and severance pay

>>149696089
>Get into a sex scandal
>Spend a billion on starting your own dumbass engine manufacturing rig
>Loose the aero god that got the team their results
>Spend many many millions buying out checo's contract for absolutely nothing
>Lose hundreds of millions of mexican sales
>Lose Max

>>149696029
Rob Marshall leaves Red bull, goes to McLaren.
Newey leaves Red Bull, goes to Aston Martin.
Wheatley leaves Red Bull, goes to Sauber/Audi.

All of those teams improved significantly after these people joined, while Red Bull became shit.

AMX to Merc is actually happening

>>149696140
yeah Aston Martin is setting the world on fire this year

>>149696147
The colors could work

>>149696089
He lost the three most valuable men in the sport in the span of twelve months. And the only reason they won the title last year was the nuclear power plant of racism in one of their cars, and Horny just lost him.

>>149696152
Newey has barely made any contributions to this year's car and it's already improved

interesting

>jos
>mohammed
>horner
>marko
Which is the most hated in the F1 audience?

It's going to be interesting watching the mini-docs a few years from now about Red Bull's downfall, when everything comes to light.

It's really funny that the entire RB aero team genuinely has no idea what the fuck Nuui built nor understand how its supposed to work

>>149696191
Mohammed because he touches children.

>>149696190
>From FIA to Ferrari
No wonder the FIA couldn't prove that they were cheating

>>149696190
>spend time at Ferrari
>age like shit
many such cases

>>149696201
Was it because Newey did all the windtunnel work in his head?

Now that the dust has settled, was Horner a good team principal?

>>149696201
>Newey didn't know his team had a wind tunnel
Noble is the biggest hambo dicksucker and max hater. Even Crofty gets relegated to wannabe compared to that faggot

>>149696222
lol no

>>149696220
He doesn't like computers, just pencils and some paper

>>149696222
Yeah just retarded one

>>149696222
Probably the best the sport has seen yes. He just got too proudy.

>>149696222
In theory, yes. In reality, no.

Christian """"based"""" Horner
>driverbabby with more WDCs than WCCs
>loses everyone of value
>scandals, bad family man
>shitty racing driver

Toto """"evil""" Wolff
>partly owns the team
>more championship wins, more WCCs than WDCs
>still in charge
>no scandals, faithful family man
>also was a shitty driver but at least did some fast Nordschleife laps

>>149695364
Actual zoomer behaivour

>>149694810
even got a Bloomberg alert on it

>>149696296
>family man
>got divorced
yeah i dont think so bub

>>149696190
he has a history of winning

>>149695364
OOOH IM SO FLUSTERED IM GONNA POST A PIC OF ME PUFFING MY CHEEKS LIKE A POUTY ANIME GIRL

>:I

>>149696298
Zoomers dont like technology

>two American engine manufacturers by 2028
Is /f1/ even remotely ready for this?

>>149696346
Is Cadillac actually making the engines or is it Ilmor?

>>149696338
In fairness those machines can be dogshit to use
t. millenial

>>149696358
They say generation Z is the gayest gen of them all

>>149696380
Ilmor is Mercedes now

>>149694512
TRVKE

>>149696380
thats their plan yeah
do you remember how a while back there was talking about bringing back v8 and v10s? how they were planning to cut short the next rules so that alreasy in 28-29 we would have them back? cadillac was a huge supporter of this, because the means that they could completely skip the 50% electric shite

>>149693545
gonna have an open affair with Daniel Ricciardo out of pure spite before finding herself an older billionaire

Lance Stroll becomes world champion next year

>>149696413
But didn't Ilmor make Indycar engines that were branded Chevy up until they went with the Turbo V6?

>>149696338
I mean while that's some retard on the webm, those self checkout machines are garbage. If I have 1 bottle, sure, but with a whole cart there is like 90% chance some shit will have a creaked barcode or something and you have to call for a wagie to manually input things.

>>149694512
jewish lie to trick drivers (and goyims) into not having kids

>>149696137
How is chucking Checo due to cope Horner's fault?
I thought driver roster decisions were done by the real old dude

>>149696338
That can’t be right. Zoomers are terminally online on their phones 24/7.

>>149696547
I think people are blaming Hronyman for that because he had the backing of the Thais at the time.

>>149694810
post some news outlet screenshots and articles

>>149696465
Hmmmm so apparently Ilmor in US is not Ilmor in Bongland, US one stem from the one that is now Mercedes

>>149696358
>Born before 1995*
Nice try zoomie.

>>149696553
Which makes it even funnier that they don't know fucking shit about tech. Basic IT knowledge is basically forbidden arcane druidic lore to them.

>>149696579
sorry sweatie, US census has zoomers at 1997

https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2022/08/wealth-inequality-by-household-type.html

>>149696222
Imagine being a zoomer and having to be worried about someone making a wikipedia article about the icky things you have done

>>149696222
He was just horny all the time, can you blame him?

Will this line-up save Red Bull next year?

Would you root for Merc if it had AMX?
Me
Yes

>>149696553
That just means they know how to swipe brainrot tiktoks. Zoomers are tech illiterate af. Some basic shit like folder structure is wild magic for them, thanks goyple.

>>149696603
Wanna know something funny but grim? Zoomers (more specifically the ones under the age of 25) can’t tell the time on analog clocks.

>>149696656
Yes, and we're not ready for it.

Why the fuck was Lego so prominent at the British gp?
I get that there's no Danish gp, but surely something like the Dutch gp would be more geographically fitting than Britain.
Were they really that adamant on being at a race in July or something?

>>149696222
he was great, somewhere in top 5 in f1 history

>>149696661
Imagine the explosive fighting with amx autism vs proper briish pansies

>>149696661
absolutely. I think Amx-Kimi-Toto would be the most based lineup on the grid

>>149696638
>muh mutt research center said it’s this year so I’m going by what they said
Don’t care, for over a decade the general consensus has been 1995 to 2009 so I’m sticking with that. Even people think 1996 is a Gen Z year.
>b-but muh pre-911 memories

>>149696661
I would root for AMX, team is irrelevant.

>>149696011
>buyout cheaper
Nope they still have to pay money to RB also Max needs to finish in top 2 next year to not activate his exit clause and that is far more intresting for Max since George will be forced to take the 1+1 and Hamilton will quit the sport with Fernando

>>149696756
>muh consensus
>in reality its just anon's headcannon
many such cases, very sad

>>149696777
>Fernando quit
never

>>149696708
British GP trophies look good. Like actual trophies. If it was the Dutch GP they'd have to make something like pic related

>>149696661
I would also join team Satan

>>149696806
He will be forced in 26 no team will keep him sadly and unless AM drop Stroll no chance

>>149696682
They can't write in cursive, even just to sign their name, or use 24 hour time. We have to keep a paper taped up at work telling them what time to write down on paperwork if it's after 1pm.

Gimi

>>149696661
Yes I enjoy Max and its better then the fucking African lovers at Ferrari

>>149696803
Ok zoomer.

>>149693638
He was based, then cried like a bitch and asked his team to give him the lead. Pure delusion

I'm gonna miss Geri on the paddock

>>149696708
Britain is fitting because the inspiration for Lego was British
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilary_Page#Kiddicraft

>>149696661
This >>149696765
I'm a Max fan regardless. I'd even root for Ferrari if he went there, despite it being the most normgroid faggot ass team around.

>>149696873
Tbf boomers removed cursive writing out of the Amerimutt curriculum for some retarded reason before most zooms entered grade school.

>>149696891
>anon thinks a random picture is evidence of consensus

>>149696926
Probably because blacks can't grasp it.

>>149696895
>a walled Geri will never attend another GP again
Races for this feel?

>>149696891
We really have 30 year old zoomers now?

>>149696756
>1995 to 2009
>Older alpha gen girls are now legal
Zoomer girls are officially hags

>>149694879
>the Hülk not making it on the podium

>>149696820
I learned last week that Heineken pay Jackie Stewart €2 million a year to be a brand ambassador

>>149696954
Sainz is a zoomer, yes

>>149696931
>zoomie still coping
Sad!

>>149695266
lol

>>149696945
Tbh she barely went to gps after the finger inchident

>>149696961
All 3 at once for me, thanks

gimi

imagine still supporting the nafri team

>>149695661
OYIGHT GUYS OYIGHT GUYS OYIGHT GUYS OYIGHT GUYS OYIGHT GUYS OYIGHT GUYS OYIGHT GUYS OYIGHT GUYS OYIGHT GUYS

>>149696986
>projection

>>149696986
>Xoomer gen is 20 years
wat

end of an era

>>149696961
Women reach peak sexiness around the age of 30, don't reply to me because I won't read it

Now he can finally spend time with his wife

>haha zoomer
>no u

>>149696190
From Usopp to Rayleigh

>Great drive, Max, great drive.
>Heh, thanks Toto!

>>149697032
>nooo random image isn’t evidence
>later uses a stock image anyway
Why are zoomers dumb and contradictory? Point is 1995 - 2009 is a general consensus and I’m still going by it. Not my fault you have sand in your vagina over the fact that you’re a zoomoid.

>>149697136
You'll learn to love it

>>149697159
>Max, Kimi is faster than you, we need to think of the championship

>>149696733
>>149696857
>>149696884
>>149696916
We should call >us the Satanists cause I'll be rooting for Max and M*rcedes too.

>>149697142
>doesnt get im mocking him by picking first image off google to show his images dont contribute to his point
>still cant find any evidence of census like a nyt article or scientific paper
yeah you are totally retarded m7

>>149697193
>Max, Kimi is faster than you
Will never be uttered

>>149696733
godlike strength, I kneel

>>149697245
Max doesn't waste time staying behind his teammate if he's faster, though

geri horner was naked in the lads mag
that same lads mag also put naked 16 and 17yo girls in it too
britain used to be cool

>>149696961
>generation ipad girls

>>149697005
>Max takes to sex like he does to racing
>Gets 7 wives and 42 children

>>149697215
>still coping and seething over the fact that 1995 - onwards are general consensus years for zoom zooms
Lol. Just lol.

adrian newey left because he is a white knight simp lol

>>149697286
>the lads mag
ah yes, the lads mag

>>149697286
>geri horner was naked in the lads mag
Where can one find this lads mag?

what does that youtube girl that you post somethimes think about all of this?

>>149697354
donnno mate but she probably has a big fart for it

>>149697215
>i was pretending to be retarded

>>149697342
>still coping that his headcannon is the consensus
lol, lmao even

>>149697399
>h-head cannon!!!
>1995 IS NOT ZOOMIE AHHHGGGGG *flosses in rage*
Zoomie cope

>>149697286
>britain used to be cool
Europe as a whole did, but then they started getting influenced by american prudes and islamic rapefugees

rip rb
no niui
no top engineers
no dieter
no horny man
no max ( soon )

its literally over

how many years is gonna take them to get their shit together?

30 year old zoomer here. Sup uncs? Y’all not bussin frfr.

>>149697666
newey is pure shit, bro

im 25, well, will be in a week, i dont feel like a zoomer

>>149697690
>>149697679
>>149697666
CUM :D

>>149697740
>>149697690
>>149697679
>>149697666
SCUM :D

>>149697541
>no argument left
>just projecting his coping and seething
yeah im calling this a wrap. gen z is 1997. gg no re. if you reply to this post you enjoy sucking zac brown off

>>149697354
She hasn't shared her opinion yet

>>149697776
>zoomie still coping
1995 - onwards = zoomie ;)

>>149697351
newsagent mate. look for the magazines with the r18+ cover on em

>>149697811
good, she looks cute when she isnt speaking

>getting all worked up over whether you're labeled a zoomer or a millennial
either way you're still a faggot

>>149697811
When I'm president of Earth I'll have every single person who's ever made a clickbait thumbnail thrown into an active volcano

>>149697666
It's ogre unironically. Horner built all that shit from the ground up under the protection of didi. Whoever next will have to deal with corpo/ferrari way of doing things i.e. no results in 1,2 years - fuck off and repeat.

>>149697740
Generations are different between regions/countries.

@149697776
>gen z is 1997
Yes, and so is 1996 and 1995. Glad you agree.

>>149696943
WHITE RUNES

>>149697886
Her voice and personality are very cute though

Can someone make a new thread so I can post my meme/

>>149697970
>>149697970
>>149697970

I relent

>>149697149
Why make that cringe image?

>>149694544
Get in the fucking car, Yuki.

>>149694684
I dond geddid

>>149694762
that'd be suicidal, americans can't drive F1 cars