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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:213 (212 starts)
>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)
>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)
>2025 WEC StandingsLAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)
>News:Horner out!
(Mekies in)
((Amx who knows))
(((T*rger still the devil)))
death to m*rcedes as always
>>149693520maybe Geri will doomp him too now
at least we're past Piastri's kwab moment :)
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piss4 will NEVER win a wdc
>>149693520misses the fisheries and polymer injection sponsorship
Is Red Bull in terminal decline?
Im betting that Amx will gtfo if the 2026 car is at or near the same level as the current one and that'll be the final straw before they enter Renault-tier suffering (or get bought out by Ford)
>>149693510>1 digit offfuck off
>>149693546>carries a sawn-off shotgun to racesSo its just me left then...
>>149693549Seek another board
>>149693566Max is already gone, this is why they fired Horntard
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What is AMX thinking right now?
see m*rcedes getting 8th in the wcc next year
Bought a red bull with lunch right now. They need all the help they can get
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dont let hornyman distract you from the real lunatic in f1
Reminder that's he's still leading despite being a cunt pathetic bitch on sunday
>>149693609>>149693604he's actually pretty normal
>>149693599I like Red Bull but man they're too fucking expensive compared to other energy drinks.
>>149693609he just got the first taste of FIA cheating for the british paydriver
he will enter his punished arc now
>>149693604>>149693609Has PS3's stocks really fallen this much this fast?
>>149693507 (OP)>Shit news>Removing thread themeWhy do you hate fun
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Oracle will be the trve death of Formula 1.
>>149693638Yes and thats a good thing.
>>149693585>maybe I'll ask Toto for a clause that lets me do both Le Mans and Nurburgring 24h in the same year while I'm at it
>>149693625nah ps3 has two modes. feeling nothing and feeling rage. never seen him genuinely happy, only smug smirks or blank faces
t. senpaku knower
>>149693638it was never high
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POLE
now that the dust has settled
what will be red bull's driver lineup after verstappen leaves to merc/AM/retires
>>149693670he's dutch though?
>>149693507 (OP)Shouldn't you add tsunoda grand prix without podiums to the OP counter now that hulk is out?
>>149693638>his entire gimmick is that he didn't look like a complete weakmind>fucks up>PLEASE ZAC LET'S SWAP BACK AND RACE IT OUT I BEG YOU he was already on thin ice thanks to the mclel cheat rocketship but that was just sad
>>149693638PS3 barely had any fans, it's just that everyone hates norris more
>>149693676Hadjar/Tsunoda seems like a layup
It'll be 2015 Red Bull all over again
>>149693692Lando has had far more pathetic radio messages this season thougheverbeit, Oscar was just trying his luck
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>*blocks ur refrigerator*
I'm not supporting amx if he moves to merc
>>149693699merci, I've been working on it for a while
>>149693666Checked
It's so over for norriz
>>149693706he just tried to put something out there for people to have something to discuss
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A NEW POWER IS RISING
IT'S VICTORY IS AT HAND
>>149693706cope
>>149693692PLEASE SAAR, DO NOT REDEEM PENALTY. WHY REDEEM! BLOODY BICH! YOU ARE THE FUCKING! DO THE NEEDFUL AND GIVE PLACE
20 years since the last Ferrari championship btw
>>149693692The reason Oscar was so mad was because in team meetings Zac Brown told them to do that if the opportunity arose to try to get Max bopped with more penalty points. Its why George blatantly tried it as well when Max was behind him. So he was angry that he was losing a win for something the team told him to do.
the ps3 hate is so forced it's cringe
>>149693631The whole grid shall fear a man with nothing to lose
>>149693708You can take it. Nothing but a leftover pizza slice and purified water inside.
>>149693706Yes but he was supposed to be the cool calm one that just delivers. Now he's just slightly less of a bitch.
>>149693749Even Alex Albons "they race me so hard" quote isn't as pathetic as ps3s begging
what's up with the ps3 glazers?? this is an AMX and HVLK board. all other drivers are shit.
I don't mind PS3 but I cannot stand McLel and I think many have the same opinion
>>149693796>HVLK board>After he just cemented himself as biggest KWAB in history of eff juanNo
If doobs Red Bull implodes
>>149693778honestly it's a tie for me, albono's whine WAS extremely pathetic
Dear faggot niggers anime is not real I sincerely cunts
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>>149693507 (OP)>they got one of the people behind Ferrari worst strategies to replace Horneruuuh RBbros?
>>149693835i like haikyuu!!
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NELSON PIQUET AND JOS VERSTAPPEN ARE SEEN GOING TO RED BULL HQ IN MILTON KEYNES.
>inb4 source
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>>149693761he's boring
boring boring boring BORING
>>149693865>NELSON PIQUETIt would be a hilarious twitter meltdown if they fired Horner only to hire Nelson.
>>149693753I don't know what was going through his mind at the time
he always raced max fair and square
being rude to Hulk was worse though
>>149693890If only Loria had more rear stability...
why is tsunoda such a shitter
>>149693861I was just kidding because I wanted some smart ads to say
>anime website
>>149693913what's with the invasion of nasty frenchmen in f1
>>149693974always has been
>>149693971also shitty driver
>>149693932https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=hze6Zexn5dJ_hwYe
>>149693810>get a podium>is a KWABY?
>>149693959But enough about Yuki
How's Cola performing so far
>>149693974Dude Jean Todt was calling the shots at Ferrari for 2 decades
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Hi anon, thanks you for accepting the role of Team Principal at Red Bull Racing after Horner... left. What is your first move to ensure at least a WCC for 2025?
Sorry just got here, do anyone else think that Hornyman was in negotiations to take Fred's job and RB went "you can't quit, you're fired?"
>>149694017awful
crashing and breaking the clutch every fucking time
>>149694017Much like Yugi, getting raped by a Frenchman
>>149694044Do Argies still root for him?
>>149694038>RB went "you can't quit, you're fired?"Firing someone implies paying compensation so Horner would be the winner here
okay so just how over is it actually?
>>149694037>least a WCC for 2025That shit's fucked already m8. We're selling everything to Porsche by 2027.
>>149693900He has a lot on his mind. It's simply not wise for him to say what he thinks around the paddock.
>>149694060journalist yeah
people dont care about f1
>>149694090how boring of him
>>149694037we need to build a car for combat
>>149694057what dentist does torger go to?
>>149694073But maybe the six months of integrating Mekies before the new regs is worth the money to them.
>>149694083nice
>>149693824stop posting that cat
lot of cats in this general lately
>>149694060Until the last moment I will hope he does well, but he's not doing well so far.
I root for him, but my expectations remain depressingly realistic
>kankerkatposting
should have made a dog thread
So what happens to Yuki? Does all this turmoil actually help him fly under the radar a bit, and maybe ensure he can at least finish this season at red bull? Would teams dismiss some of the more recent red bull struggles and put the blame on poor management by the team?
>>149694106H-How are we supposed to make that safe?
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>tfw everyone is posting cats in a dog thread
theres a sixth fittipaldi
https://x.com/feeder_series/status/1942977181941907710
>>149694190for me, it's birbs
>>149694200Yuki was always gone after this year unless he absolutely killed it. He was a Honda guy and they're leaving.
Fuck domestic house cats.
gimi
>>149694037>WCC>2025 I'm turning 360 degrees and walking the fuck out of there.
>>149694207They can both exist
>>149694210>born in 2007>emerson sr born in 1946old fuck still had it
happy for him he's not a mongoloid though, though he's likely autistic
>>149693507 (OP)New to the sport. I saw the news on Instagram and there are lots of gif comments of Checo giggling and shrugging what does he have anything to do with this?
>>149694210>is actually his son
>>149694242just realised charles and alexandra named their dog "lion"
>>149694210This one for sure will be champion like his father
>>149694037Okay Marko, here's the plan. You're at the end of your life anyway. Take this machine gun. Take this McLaren entry pass. I don't think I need to give you more explanation. Good luck.
>>149694252My dad was born in 1932 and conceived me in 1986. Anyone can still have it. Unless ED kicks in LOL
>>149694210and every single one of them since Emmo has been shit
incredible
>>149694283and are you autistic?
silverstone really messed with everyone's heads init
How would /f1/ react if MBS bans Mclaren for cheating this year?
>>149694304>How would /f1/ react if MBS bans Mclaren for cheating this year?ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
>>149694234the lion RAPES anything that moves
>>149694304I wouldn't give a shit
>>149694219Unfortunately this.
Yuki's soul is no longer weighed down by gravity after this season.
>>149694037Firing Senile Helmut.
Firing Hanna the Pear.
>>149694283My dad waa born in 1960 and had me in 2002
This is the first time I have seen someone here beat that
>>149694298I have a fixation for Japanese and Korean bullet trains. And autists gravitate towards trains, so yea I think.
My mom was born 25 years after my dad was born so do whatever you will with this information.
>>149694298I mean, he is browsing a mongolian merchant website...
my dad had me at a reasonable age but he is also an autist
>>149694363High five to your dad (if he's still alive)
>>149694361Boomer anon probably because he said his dad fought in WWII.
>>149694219the question i had was more his ability to jump to another team. But i honestly just don't see a team that would want a experienced, but not necessarily championship contending driver. Maybe HAAS?
Cadillac makes no sense as they are probably going to pull from some of the more experienced reserve drivers or someone who recently left the sport like checo.
>>149694200Literally everyone else of note will be leaving Red Bull in the coming months, Tsunoda will be promoted to lead driver as well as simultaneously serving as TP
>>149694074It was over last year when the exodus of top talent began. Everyone just ignored it because supposedly Max can still win no matter what you put him in and what fucked up strategies you have, and because Ford was being touted as some great all conquering engine from the start.
>>149694407He is supposedly in talks with Cadillac, but then so are a bunch of guys
>>149693546>british media
>>149694387His ashes is scattered somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. So Iโll high 5 the ocean for you.
>>149694312>the lion RAPES anything that movesorca would fuck a lion up without breaking a sweat.
>>149694409Yup. No more Hornyman.
>>149694442Bitch please. Edd would devour the both of them with a snap of a finger.
>>149694312Tigers are way stronger than lions. I'd bet on a grizzly bear beating a lion too.
>>149694460Whats my opinion on this matter?
Max kinda lost his amx energy ever since the birth of his child.
>>149694504You don't like it but you'll have to go along with it
You will never unsee this.
>>149694512you mean ever since the ride height trick and asymmetric breaking got taken out of the car
This won't fix the deadbull but will it keep Max around?
>>149694512This is a meme (as well as a cope used by drivers who were shit anyway).
>>149694500edd size comparation?
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>be having semi-waking dream about hornyman and max leaving red bull
>wake up properly
>check phone
>I am Nostradamus
Hulk podiums before kid: 0
Hulk podiums after kid: 1
>>149694512It pretty much coincided with him relinquishing a title battle this year, thougheverbeit.
>>149694559Ride height was debunked after the FIA jannies investigated thoroughly, asymmetrical braking is and was always a cope.
>>149694570>You spoke to him about the technicalities of the Red Bull exit clause in Dutch?>....Yes
>>149694620max will never fuck your wife no matter how much you beg him man
K-Mag poles before kid: 0
K-Mag poles after kid: 1
Mercedes HQ right now:
https://youtu.be/ecvpq_b590c
>>149694500edd is a god so it doesnt count
I just took a massive Lewis Hamilton
>>149694576I dreamt that somebody posted an image of an AK-47 with a K painted on the magazine. Took me a few seconds to get it and then woke up grinning
So which commentary team does he go to now, Sky or F1TV?
>>149694642Let me know who you support so I can call them a medshitter then.
So the thing keeping Horner in power this whole time was Hulkenberg not getting a podium?
>>149694429that's kinda my point. Cadillac actually kinda gets their pick in terms of pretty much every single F1 or potential F1 driver this is not currently under contract for 2026. Hell if i was them i would attempt to go after George Russell.
>>149693507 (OP)So is that why MAX is trying to leave?
He obviously knew about Christin Horney
>Spin the car because you're a shitter carbabby
>Get your boss fired
>Immediately leave to a rival team
Holy kwab
SACKED
JUST LIKE THAT
WHAT
TWENTY YEARS OF MY LIFE
WOW
REMEMBER
COMPANIES ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS
THAT IS SO SO WRONG
AMX will never win another wdc
screencap this
>>149694712>Hell if i was them i would attempt to go after George Russell.But they want good drivers.
>>149694743uhm sweaty, they just won
>>149694712>Hell if i was them i would attempt to go after George Russell.They probably will but they'll 100% put at least 1 American in the car
>>149694314>actually strips the wax or sealantAutomotive detailers worse nightmare
>>149694736Manlet king gonna be like
>>14969451210 million fines and 100 penalty points changes a man that needs to put food on the table for his child (and stepchildren)
>>149694786>PH neutral>stripping waxnigga please
Just so you guys know this is very big news in Britain
>>149694810how inappropriate was his behavior toward his employee?
Gonna buy my first Red Bull ever to celebrate
>you lived to see Toto/Amx at Mercedes and Horner/Hamilton at Ferrari
WHAT A LIFE
>>149694843hornyman was wanking off in planes
but the slag wanted it
Who's gonna stir shit between Zak and Toto now?
Gonna miss the Hornyman and his Spice Girl wife.
F1 driver ranking:
Verstappen
Russell
Alonso
Hรผlkenberg
Leclerc
Ocon
Hamilton
Norris
Albon
Sainz
Piastri
Gasly
Hadjar
Stroll
Bortoleto
Tsunoda
Lawson
Antonelli
Doohan
Bearman
Thoughts?
>>149694563It is a known fact that having sex or jacking off is like getting wasted or having a heroine addiction, it takes you down
>>149694856Max will stay at least for 2026 and see what the new crew can put together.
Horner will go to Ferrari in 2027 and Ham will be gone by then .
Reminder that there are people from the formula one corporation, liberty media and FIA on the Epstein list and this is just another misdirection
>>149694544>Hideaki Anno leading an F1 teamThis will be a disaster
>>149694901Bet she smells like milk gone off
>>149694786what kinda off brand shit did you buy for that to happen
Would absolutely love nothing more than Horner to Ferrari. That would be more hype for me than any possible driver signing or move.
>>149694906>Max will stay at least for 2026 and see what the new crew can put togetherSub-100 IQ
>>149694909>Almost everyone related to F1 is a part of globohomoin other news water is wet
>>149694876he will have half a year off as a redemption arc and joins another team next year. If you have money and talent people start to forget your misbehavement quickly
>>149694901How can she fit in the car with those hips, jesus christ
>>149694901tits too small
It's going to be so funny when Max doesn't leave Redbull
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Think things are bad now? It's going to get WAY worse
>Apple bids for Formula 1 rights in US as Brad Pitt movie becomes hit โ FT
>>149694947Water isn't wet
Yukibros, Laurent Mekies is gonna fix the Red Bull and we'll have countless Yuki on the podiums to celebrate.
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>>149694810>Exit comes a year after allegations of inappropriate behavior towards a female employee were dismissed God I hate the British like it's unreal.
so
what happens now
because red bull is 100% finished
>>149694947globohomo is a different thing and basically all level of racing is full of it apart from grassroots, also you need to be 18 to post on this site
>>149694906>Max will stay at least for 2026After removing a team principal mid-season with a new regs cycle in 6 months? A team with nothing but an exodus of senior personnel and a shit car? He would surpass Mazepin as the biggest retard this sport has ever seen if he stays.
>>149694938Not only does Max know Red Bull, but Red Bull also belongs to Max at least until he's out of his peak and a new generational talent comes around. It's not easy to trade this.
Mercedes may be offering him a competitive car, but Red Bull offer him a whole team built around him.
>>149694938Max will stay for 2026 to see what teams have a good car and then replace a driver at that team to try and get some free championships.
Signing a long term contract with a new team now based on hype around nailing the regulations is silly, it would potentially lock him into years of being an also ran.
One year sitting it out (at Red Bull) while getting paid and having your exit clause activate (if they flunk the new regs) would be the best and safest option for him.
>>149694961no one will see it in the us then anymore
great
>>149694988everyone being blackmailed by mossad is a part of globohomo. epstein was mossad q.e.d.
you are not 18
sky f1 are crying as that means nobody at red bull will ever talk to them now. all access is gone
>>149694993>exodus of senior personnelYeah the marketing boss of the team has left today as well
how will red bull even recover
>>149694993Max and his crew got Horner sacked. This was the deal. Max stays, Horner goes.
Besides, Max can still go to Merc in 2027 if he wants to.
>>149695027yeah already above 30.
Globohomo is about globalization, you are mixing up your polttard buzzwords
>>149695037Can't respect Red Bull if they bowed down to a driver like that. Kinda wish Eddie Jordan was around to comment on this.
>>149695037source: Mike Crack
>>149695031They pit-wall-call up Laurent more often than Zak?
>>149695037>Max and his crew got Horner sacked. This was the deal. Max stays, Horner goes.What exactly does this achieve for Max now or next year to destablise the team in such a way mid-season? It's way more likely Max leaving has resulted in Horny being ejected, alongside a bunch of other reasons such as car performance.
>>149695031won't be anybody worth talking to anyway
>>149695031They still have the fat cunt Zak Brown on speed dial seemingly most weekends, they'll be fine.
>>149695062>>149695071The team has been falling apart for a while now. Horner is mostly responsible, he doesn't seem to have the answers for the future, and the Verstappen clan keeps clashing with him. The team needs new leadership.
>>149694810>Samuel Agini in LondonAgini is very British sounding
>>149695095read carefully friend
>>149695112Nobody gives a fuck about dead bull anymore, cheatlaren is enough access.
>>149695105Then why not make the decision cleanly, in the season break? Mid-season means there's more going on.
>>149695047globohomo is about globalism through cultural marxism. mossad helps bring this about by blackmailing people. f1 niggers get blackmailed or indoctrinated spreading globohomo by epstein and mossad. see vettel and hamilton. you are ignorant
>>149695105>Horner is mostly responsible>the Verstappen clan keeps clashing with him>The team needs new leadership.Things were going great when Jos Verstappen was banned from the pitlane.
>>149694961anon, over 50% of all smartphone sales in the US are iphones and i'd wager a decent amount of those users already have some sort of apple subscription where they could shill this. It would have the opposite effect of what you're hoping for.
>>149695150I don't believe you
>>149694544For me it's somewhat-obscure French actor Swann Arlaud (though he looks slightly less unkempt than Mekies)
>>149694995>>149695005>Verstappen is raging out of his mind when driving a car that is good enough for poles and wins>he'll stay and drive a McHonda tier shitbox for a season with team principal, aero guru, sporting director and PU partner all goneDelusional.
The time to make the move is now. If/when Mercedes is a rocketship that allows Russell or Antonelli to cruise to a title, they will know for sure that they won't need Verstappen. Now it's 50-50.
>>149695167Apple must die
>>149695140Don't forget Rosberg constantly shilling WEF
>>149695167m8 no one has apple tv
>>149695175>He stays with Red Bull for 2026>Gets free choice of any team with the best car in 2027>He leaves Red Bull now and signs with Mercedes for 2026>Turns out Mercedes' hype was the same as Mclaren's when they lured in Alonso>He's stuck with them watching Aston Martin dominate the field and Stroll get crowned World Champion x5 years running
>>149695198agreed, but why do you think they are bidding for this? They want to add value to tv+ so people would actually buy it.
Liam Lawson, you are the new team principal
I donโt want to see any Checo apologists anywhere. I wonโt forget or forgive how the whole f1 community treated him the previous two seasons. Checo Perez finished second in the 2023 wdc and every single one of you cunts were calling him a shitter at the time. Fucking faggots. Especially you Canadian faggots
>>149695175>If/when Mercedes is a rocketship that allows Russell or Antonelli to cruise to a title, they will know for sure that they won't need Verstappen. Now it's 50-50.Also, half the field will be using Mercedes' engine. If their engine is the best, it comes down to aero and pit strategy. Other Mercedes powered teams are better than the works team in that regard.
Heโs just posted this to his Snapchat followers
>>149695247Horner exit was engineered by Cadillac because that's what Checo asked as payment for joining next season
>>149695247okay pedro, checo es el mejor driver del mundo. bueno?
>>149695136>why not make the decision cleanly, in the season break?True. Maybe they still hope that they can turn the season around.
Plus, the sooner the new leadership is in charge, the sooner the improvements/results come. If there's gonna be a new TP for the new regulations, might as well start now and get to work.
>>149695266Thought he was lying on a bed but it's actually just a chair (plane?) where he doesn't really reach the headrest.
>>149695266KWAB KWAB KWAB
KWAB KWAB KWAB
KWAB KWAB KWAB
>>149695140drivers are not really blackmailed into it. They are, as 99 percent of other top level sportsman, really dumb enough to be baited into supporting all kinds of shit as they grow up in a bubble with minimal education. they are a pretty gullibble circle
hell, baiting hamilton into anything is maybe the easiest, you just have to tell him he will be less popular if he doesnt do sg, like remember the kid in drag. When the libtard roasties dragged him on this he instantly turned
Mossad only blackmails the most influentials, these pawns on the chessboard are getting blackmailed by the people around them publicly who are led by their nose
>>149695231>He stays with Red Bull for 2026>Gets free choice of any team with the best car in 2027[Citation needed]
>>149695250>Other Mercedes powered teams are better than the works team in that regardLiterally just McLaren which is full and can't afford Verstappen's salary anyway.
>>149695207Yes the Pinto was a shitty disaster by Ford.
>>149695175>they won't need VerstappenRussell doesn't guarantee titles, Max does.
Kimi is the future, and having Max beside him will be huge for his development.
indy NXT race had a car flip and graze a flagstand over the weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP3d38vM1AA
>>149695266Credit the account you cunt (unless you're the one behind it)
https://x.com/MSportQuotes/status/1942975135528727020
>>149695346>having Max beside him will be huge for his developmentYeah, in a negative way.
>>149695346Aren't Max and Kimi friends too?
>>149695343I miss Ford Pinto jokes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Qj58o87sY
>>149695247Chill out, cheeseburger. It was just bantz.
>>149695336Yes, but Toto, Zac, Christian, MBS, and everyone else in charge is blackmailed. Hence I said blackmailed OR indoctrinated. read more carefully next time sweaty
>>149695370Did great things for Gasly and Albon.
>>149695250>half of the field using mercedes enginesFinally, equal engines
(inb4 secret engine modes return)
>>149695231>Max agreeing to go potentially an entire 2026 without so much as sniffing a win let alone a title bidYeah I don't think you understand. Make a gamble and see if it pays off with a team that will have the best engine, and get a $100m contract in the process. If it doesn't he can leave to go to another racing series. Aston Martin is completely unproven.
i think that you rate jorge too highly, not long ago he would crash out of races in the last laps, yes, he is having a very strong season, top 3 drivers, but come onnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>149695360>right turnfigures
>>149695370Diamonds are made under pressure.
Swim or drown, kiddo.
>>149695239tim apple'll is fine with paying a tip of $190m/yr for vip access to a bunch of grands prix because
>Apple Annual Net Income (Millions of US $)>2024 $93,736>2023 $96,995>2022 $99,803>2021 $94,680(it should go to shareholders but still)
>>149695175The merc is already better than the red bull,
>>149695382I dont believe Zac and Toto needs any blackmailing or indocrination, they are already evil cunts
>>149695379I remember hearing that this one scene apparently upset the former Ford president around the time this came out.
>>149695395as a customer you will be always behind the manufacturer team as they have way more data than what they share with customers
I thought Max eventually wanted to stick his own team in at some point
>>149695378Yes. Max defenitely has a soft spot for him
>>149695346Zero evidence to back up Kimi being the future, his junior career was sub par compared to someone Like Russell and he's being obliterated by Russell in his first season. Like genuinely obliterated, not just comfortably beat.
>Russell doesn't guarantee titles, Max doesFanboy nonsense. Piastri and Norris are 2nd tier drivers who will guarantee a title this year because they have the best car. Give a Russell or a Leclerc competitive car and they will guarantee a title as well
>>149695397Aston Martin were used as an example of potential non-Mercedes team nailing the regs and forcing Mercedes to be bitches for the next 7 years.
By staying at Red Bull for 2026 he'd guarantee he moves to the best team in 2027. It's literally free championships.
>>149694037i... have to talk with Hannah... in private
>>149695412>they are already evil cuntsNo doubt. Hope karma comes their way, one way or another.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6dt3F83S20
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED???
>you're out Horner
>am I
>>149695450>because they have the best car*illegal car
>>149693542He's the one who took them out. He controls everyone who uses their engine. Ferrari are retards so he removed their only comp.
>>149695454>*she lets out a brap as she walks*>boner goes away
>>149695343>tfw piece of shit is faster off the line than my Toyota 86I not madโฆ
>>149694810What does this have to do with finance?
>>149695516F1 sponsor stocks are crashing after this news broke
>>149695450>Zero evidence to back up Kimi being the futureI doubt his potential too, but that's what Toto wants and believes in.
He's already poured countless resources into preparing him for this and he'll want to keep giving Kimi the best environment for further growth.
>he's being obliterated by Russell in his first season. Rookie season though. And Merc said even before the season started that they didn't expect Kimi to do anything crazy.
>Piastri and Norris are 2nd tier drivers who will guarantee a title this yearThey lost the wdc last year though. That wouldn't happen to Max
Max should take a 2026 sabbatical, see which teams thrive in the new regs, and then offer his services for a seat there in 27
he can a) spend more time with his new family and b) do a little Sonny Hayes and conquer whatever series, race, rally, whatever he wants to
put him in a Porsche Hypercar and GT and let him tackle Sebring, Le Mans, and the Nurburgring
let him do a one off at the NASCAR race at COTA
have Rovanpera team with Max in WRC
or fuck it let him sit at home and stream sim racing for a year, heโs Max Verstappen he can do whatever the fuck he wants
>>149695515>Toyota 86uhh, thats the car i wanted for myself, but im a bit too poor and i convinced myself not to.
>>149695531f1 itself has a stock. its FWONK
>all this coping
Verstappen is going to Mercedes next season. It's done. Get over it, faggots.
>>149695451What's to say the dominant team in the new regs will have a place for him? Mercedes have 2 drivers that don't currently have a contract for next year, and there's clearly advanced talks happening. I don't see why this opportunity remains if they prove to be dominant again.
>>149695450PLUS, they're fighting for the wdc only because all the other teams are a mess, not because they have the best car.
>>149695515>Slowyota 86I will remind them
I Hate Americans now !
Me Mad !!
>>149695605How do you feel about American women
>>149695476Not illegal if they're allowed to use it.
I am not fond of Kรผckzakistanians
>>149695515GR86 or first gen?
I dislike the look of the GR86 but think that I would be stupid not to buy one and just hold on to it, theyโre going to keep their value so well
>>149695616don't feed the troll
>"Okay fine, we'll sign Perez instead of Hรผlkenberg, but under one condition: Once Hulk gets a podium, you are fired."
>"Yeah pff, as if that will ever happen."
>>149694901I don't think this is F1
its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXEz3_-T1lo
>Norris and PS3 driving the fastest car the world has ever seen
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>>149695629Ahem, It's GR63 actually
>>149695640Marko was the one who decided on Perez.
>>149695481>boner goes away
>>149695616They are allowed to use it cause of the retarded anglo bias
>>149695645I wish she was sitting on my face
>>149695673That's not what his interviews on it say.
>>149695668I didn't know ps3 and norrizz drove the Thrust SSC
>>149695668There are faster cars.
george getting absolutely btfo in /tennis/
>>149695683
>>149695708Hoefast would it go through Monaco or Eau Rouge?
>>149695708I am a (not particularly close) relative of the guy that drove that
>>149695723Don't worry your pretty head about it
>>149695685Sitting is definitely F1
>>149695750thanks for the doxx, i know who you are, im coming to rape you
>>149695515>>149695575To me those are DIYcars, they were meant to be modified by the owner. I was gonna cop one myself but just didnโt want to put a loan on a car, so I got an older Celica, fully paid.
Was he feeling dizzy bros?
>>149695603I donโt know shit about hybrids but donโt they accelerate with an electric motor before the combustion engine kicks in or is it different with a Prius? Might explain the instant torque.
>>149695812>tsunami edition
>>149695868>tfw got called a ricer by high school zoomers driving mommyโs crossover at a meet because of a similar spoilerI hate k*ds so f*cking much
>>149695603>buy tuner car>dont tune it>lose>>149695899mad online lol
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>McLaren broke yet another trophy
(They) do not value anything
>>149695899Bang their moms
>>149695921g-ddamn i hate fat people so damn much
>>149695921Lego cunts should have glued the thing together
RB has subzero IQ. As soon as something doesn't go perfectly for 5 fucking days they start firing everyone except their holy godsent child Kwabstappen.
>>14969590850 year old divorcee facebook posting about how excited she is too be free and with the better half of her life ahead of her.
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2026 Red Bull is beyond fucked, literally not a single redeeming factor about the team.
>Terrible engine built without Honda IP, without Honda combustion engineers and experience as a first time entrant as a non-car company
>Ford only helps with the electrical side
>The engine regulations themselves are absolutely shit so they will quickly be changed *again* only making things harder as the experience built up on these regs will not translate well
>No new entrant additional testing time
>Their windtunnel is one of the oldest on the grid and not up to it anymore
>Their current aero concept is terrible and not understood at all
>No Nuui
>Key technical personnel poached
>Max will leave or he's absolutely retarded
>Although he isn't P4 for a free exit, being P3 with a low constructor standing probably makes the buyout cheaper
>Team in turmoil, not a single facet is doing well, strategy, pitstops, nothing
>Paid Checo a metric fuckton to sit out this year, not a single other driver can even get this car into the points consistently or at all
Wonder what Edd thinks of all of this
did they get tired of him fucking up or what
>>149696029Anyone with half a brain can see that Red Bull is absolutely fucked for the foreseeable future and I'd be surprised if they're even midfielders without max next year
>>149696011kek those pics of Max and Torger make it look like some weird slave auction
>>149696032That's not Edd though :(
>>149696029gay ass bitch ass nigga
>>149673777Nice trips yo
>Mana turns 30 next year btwI'm okay with that, she's still as pretty as she was 10 years ago.
>Sheโs dating a woman from SingaporeTwo for one? Sign me up.
>>149688019Dubs and its for AMG's hypercar project
>>149688852Hey ywzzz, love your vids mate
>>149691243>inb4 it's Israel (via BLACKED.COM)
>>149696011>Max will leave or he's absolutely retardedtrvke
>win 4 WDCs and 2 WCCs in 4 years
>half way through one bad year
>get fired
Lol retards
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>>149696029He is still employee of RB just not a TP
So they still can fuck him but without paying him his high salary and severance pay
>>149696089>Get into a sex scandal>Spend a billion on starting your own dumbass engine manufacturing rig>Loose the aero god that got the team their results>Spend many many millions buying out checo's contract for absolutely nothing>Lose hundreds of millions of mexican sales>Lose Max
>>149696029Rob Marshall leaves Red bull, goes to McLaren.
Newey leaves Red Bull, goes to Aston Martin.
Wheatley leaves Red Bull, goes to Sauber/Audi.
All of those teams improved significantly after these people joined, while Red Bull became shit.
AMX to Merc is actually happening
>>149696140yeah Aston Martin is setting the world on fire this year
>>149696147The colors could work
>>149696089He lost the three most valuable men in the sport in the span of twelve months. And the only reason they won the title last year was the nuclear power plant of racism in one of their cars, and Horny just lost him.
>>149696152Newey has barely made any contributions to this year's car and it's already improved
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>jos
>mohammed
>horner
>marko
Which is the most hated in the F1 audience?
It's going to be interesting watching the mini-docs a few years from now about Red Bull's downfall, when everything comes to light.
It's really funny that the entire RB aero team genuinely has no idea what the fuck Nuui built nor understand how its supposed to work
>>149696191Mohammed because he touches children.
>>149696190>From FIA to FerrariNo wonder the FIA couldn't prove that they were cheating
>>149696190>spend time at Ferrari>age like shitmany such cases
>>149696201Was it because Newey did all the windtunnel work in his head?
Now that the dust has settled, was Horner a good team principal?
>>149696201>Newey didn't know his team had a wind tunnelNoble is the biggest hambo dicksucker and max hater. Even Crofty gets relegated to wannabe compared to that faggot
>>149696220He doesn't like computers, just pencils and some paper
>>149696222Yeah just retarded one
>>149696222Probably the best the sport has seen yes. He just got too proudy.
>>149696222In theory, yes. In reality, no.
Christian """"based"""" Horner
>driverbabby with more WDCs than WCCs
>loses everyone of value
>scandals, bad family man
>shitty racing driver
Toto """"evil""" Wolff
>partly owns the team
>more championship wins, more WCCs than WDCs
>still in charge
>no scandals, faithful family man
>also was a shitty driver but at least did some fast Nordschleife laps
>>149695364Actual zoomer behaivour
>>149694810even got a Bloomberg alert on it
>>149696296>family man>got divorcedyeah i dont think so bub
>>149696190he has a history of winning
>>149695364OOOH IM SO FLUSTERED IM GONNA POST A PIC OF ME PUFFING MY CHEEKS LIKE A POUTY ANIME GIRL
>:I
>>149696298Zoomers dont like technology
>two American engine manufacturers by 2028
Is /f1/ even remotely ready for this?
>>149696346Is Cadillac actually making the engines or is it Ilmor?
>>149696338In fairness those machines can be dogshit to use
t. millenial
>>149696358They say generation Z is the gayest gen of them all
>>149696380Ilmor is Mercedes now
>>149696380thats their plan yeah
do you remember how a while back there was talking about bringing back v8 and v10s? how they were planning to cut short the next rules so that alreasy in 28-29 we would have them back? cadillac was a huge supporter of this, because the means that they could completely skip the 50% electric shite
>>149693545gonna have an open affair with Daniel Ricciardo out of pure spite before finding herself an older billionaire
nui
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Lance Stroll becomes world champion next year
>>149696413But didn't Ilmor make Indycar engines that were branded Chevy up until they went with the Turbo V6?
>>149696338I mean while that's some retard on the webm, those self checkout machines are garbage. If I have 1 bottle, sure, but with a whole cart there is like 90% chance some shit will have a creaked barcode or something and you have to call for a wagie to manually input things.
>>149694512jewish lie to trick drivers (and goyims) into not having kids
>>149696137How is chucking Checo due to cope Horner's fault?
I thought driver roster decisions were done by the real old dude
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>>149696338That canโt be right. Zoomers are terminally online on their phones 24/7.
>>149696547I think people are blaming Hronyman for that because he had the backing of the Thais at the time.
>>149694810post some news outlet screenshots and articles
>>149696465Hmmmm so apparently Ilmor in US is not Ilmor in Bongland, US one stem from the one that is now Mercedes
>>149696358>Born before 1995* Nice try zoomie.
>>149696553Which makes it even funnier that they don't know fucking shit about tech. Basic IT knowledge is basically forbidden arcane druidic lore to them.
>>149696579sorry sweatie, US census has zoomers at 1997
https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2022/08/wealth-inequality-by-household-type.html
>>149696222Imagine being a zoomer and having to be worried about someone making a wikipedia article about the icky things you have done
>>149696222He was just horny all the time, can you blame him?
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Will this line-up save Red Bull next year?
Would you root for Merc if it had AMX?
Me
Yes
>>149696553That just means they know how to swipe brainrot tiktoks. Zoomers are tech illiterate af. Some basic shit like folder structure is wild magic for them, thanks goyple.
>>149696603Wanna know something funny but grim? Zoomers (more specifically the ones under the age of 25) canโt tell the time on analog clocks.
>>149696656Yes, and we're not ready for it.
Why the fuck was Lego so prominent at the British gp?
I get that there's no Danish gp, but surely something like the Dutch gp would be more geographically fitting than Britain.
Were they really that adamant on being at a race in July or something?
>>149696222he was great, somewhere in top 5 in f1 history
>>149696661Imagine the explosive fighting with amx autism vs proper briish pansies
>>149696661absolutely. I think Amx-Kimi-Toto would be the most based lineup on the grid
>>149696638>muh mutt research center said itโs this year so Iโm going by what they saidDonโt care, for over a decade the general consensus has been 1995 to 2009 so Iโm sticking with that. Even people think 1996 is a Gen Z year.
>b-but muh pre-911 memories
>>149696661I would root for AMX, team is irrelevant.
>>149696011>buyout cheaper Nope they still have to pay money to RB also Max needs to finish in top 2 next year to not activate his exit clause and that is far more intresting for Max since George will be forced to take the 1+1 and Hamilton will quit the sport with Fernando
>>149696756>muh consensus>in reality its just anon's headcannonmany such cases, very sad
>>149696777>Fernando quitnever
>>149696708British GP trophies look good. Like actual trophies. If it was the Dutch GP they'd have to make something like pic related
>>149696661I would also join team Satan
>>149696806He will be forced in 26 no team will keep him sadly and unless AM drop Stroll no chance
>>149696682They can't write in cursive, even just to sign their name, or use 24 hour time. We have to keep a paper taped up at work telling them what time to write down on paperwork if it's after 1pm.
>>149696661Yes I enjoy Max and its better then the fucking African lovers at Ferrari
>>149693638He was based, then cried like a bitch and asked his team to give him the lead. Pure delusion
I'm gonna miss Geri on the paddock
>>149696708Britain is fitting because the inspiration for Lego was British
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilary_Page#Kiddicraft
>>149696661This
>>149696765I'm a Max fan regardless. I'd even root for Ferrari if he went there, despite it being the most normgroid faggot ass team around.
>>149696873Tbf boomers removed cursive writing out of the Amerimutt curriculum for some retarded reason before most zooms entered grade school.
>>149696891>anon thinks a random picture is evidence of consensus
>>149696926Probably because blacks can't grasp it.
>>149696895>a walled Geri will never attend another GP againRaces for this feel?
>>149696891We really have 30 year old zoomers now?
>>149696756>1995 to 2009>Older alpha gen girls are now legalZoomer girls are officially hags
>>149694879>the Hรผlk not making it on the podium
>>149696820I learned last week that Heineken pay Jackie Stewart โฌ2 million a year to be a brand ambassador
>>149696954Sainz is a zoomer, yes
>>149696931>zoomie still copingSad!
>>149696945Tbh she barely went to gps after the finger inchident
>>149696961All 3 at once for me, thanks
imagine still supporting the nafri team
>>149695661OYIGHT GUYS OYIGHT GUYS OYIGHT GUYS OYIGHT GUYS OYIGHT GUYS OYIGHT GUYS OYIGHT GUYS OYIGHT GUYS OYIGHT GUYS
>>149696986>Xoomer gen is 20 yearswat
>>149696961Women reach peak sexiness around the age of 30, don't reply to me because I won't read it
Now he can finally spend time with his wife
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>>149696190From Usopp to Rayleigh
Vomit
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>Great drive, Max, great drive.
>Heh, thanks Toto!
>>149697032>nooo random image isnโt evidence>later uses a stock image anywayWhy are zoomers dumb and contradictory? Point is 1995 - 2009 is a general consensus and Iโm still going by it. Not my fault you have sand in your vagina over the fact that youโre a zoomoid.
>>149697136You'll learn to love it
>the McLaren HQ is in a place literally called Woke-King
>>149697159>Max, Kimi is faster than you, we need to think of the championship
>>149696733>>149696857>>149696884>>149696916We should call >us the Satanists cause I'll be rooting for Max and M*rcedes too.
>>149697142>doesnt get im mocking him by picking first image off google to show his images dont contribute to his point>still cant find any evidence of census like a nyt article or scientific paperyeah you are totally retarded m7
>>149697193>Max, Kimi is faster than youWill never be uttered
>>149696733godlike strength, I kneel
>>149697245Max doesn't waste time staying behind his teammate if he's faster, though
geri horner was naked in the lads mag
that same lads mag also put naked 16 and 17yo girls in it too
britain used to be cool
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>>149696961>generation ipad girls
>>149697005>Max takes to sex like he does to racing>Gets 7 wives and 42 children
>>149697215>still coping and seething over the fact that 1995 - onwards are general consensus years for zoom zoomsLol. Just lol.
adrian newey left because he is a white knight simp lol
>>149697286>the lads magah yes, the lads mag
>>149697286>geri horner was naked in the lads magWhere can one find this lads mag?
what does that youtube girl that you post somethimes think about all of this?
>>149697354donnno mate but she probably has a big fart for it
>>149697215>i was pretending to be retarded
>>149697342>still coping that his headcannon is the consensus lol, lmao even
>>149697399>h-head cannon!!!>1995 IS NOT ZOOMIE AHHHGGGGG *flosses in rage*Zoomie cope
>>149697286>britain used to be coolEurope as a whole did, but then they started getting influenced by american prudes and islamic rapefugees
rip rb
no niui
no top engineers
no dieter
no horny man
no max ( soon )
its literally over
how many years is gonna take them to get their shit together?
30 year old zoomer here. Sup uncs? Yโall not bussin frfr.
>>149697666newey is pure shit, bro
im 25, well, will be in a week, i dont feel like a zoomer
>>149697541>no argument left>just projecting his coping and seethingyeah im calling this a wrap. gen z is 1997. gg no re. if you reply to this post you enjoy sucking zac brown off
>>149697354She hasn't shared her opinion yet
>>149697776>zoomie still coping1995 - onwards = zoomie ;)
>>149697351newsagent mate. look for the magazines with the r18+ cover on em
>>149697811good, she looks cute when she isnt speaking
>getting all worked up over whether you're labeled a zoomer or a millennial
either way you're still a faggot
>>149697811When I'm president of Earth I'll have every single person who's ever made a clickbait thumbnail thrown into an active volcano
>>149697666It's ogre unironically. Horner built all that shit from the ground up under the protection of didi. Whoever next will have to deal with corpo/ferrari way of doing things i.e. no results in 1,2 years - fuck off and repeat.
>>149697740Generations are different between regions/countries.
@149697776
>gen z is 1997
Yes, and so is 1996 and 1995. Glad you agree.
>>149697886Her voice and personality are very cute though
Can someone make a new thread so I can post my meme/
>tfw born in 1995 and a father of 7 children
>>149697149Why make that cringe image?
>>149694544Get in the fucking car, Yuki.
>>149694762that'd be suicidal, americans can't drive F1 cars