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CWS: Thursday’s scheduled contest between the Guardians and White Sox in Chicago was postponed due to inclement weather
HOU: Brian McTaggart of MLB.com reports that the Astros plan to promote top infield prospect Brice Matthews from Triple-A Sugar Land on Friday
TEX: Tyler Mahle (shoulder) is expected to resume throwing at some point next week according to Rangers’ manager Bruce Bochy
BAL: Jordan Westburg homered and drove in three runs as the Orioles triumphed over the Mets 7-3 to take both games of Thursday’s doubleheader
CIN: Austin Hays went 2-for-3 and drove in three runs on Thursday, leading the Reds to a 6-0 victory over the visiting Marlins
NYM: Mets’ manager Carlos Mendoza told reporters after the first game of Thursday’s doubleheader that Jesse Winker (back) will head back to New York for additional testing
ATH: Jacob Wilson (hand) remains out of the Athletics’ starting lineup for Thursday night’s soiree against the Braves
STL: Cardinals’ manager Oli Marmol told reporters on Thursday that Erick Fedde will make another start on Saturday against the Braves

Toasting in a bakespie bread

please recycle when ready
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SEA: Woo tossed a no hitter thru 7, losing to the Yankees 6-5

Wanker

dodgers

>>149719587
woo didn't get the loss though

I'm not the anti-sandlot autist. But I do genuinely hate that movie and I'm glad I'm not the only one.

We're over here in the real thread
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>>149719579 (OP)
do you write these recaps or copy and paste them from somewhere?

>>149719626
He gets them from rotowire

>>149719626
they're copy pasted from the last thread dumbass

>>149719647
My mistake

>>149719647
You gotta forgive me I'm beggin ya

>>149719647
Sorry sir

>>149719647
As penance can you pfma?

>>149719647
Penny penis please push off pal

>>149719647
An inquisitive hypothesis. Look into thine beyond... And postulate...

>>149719881
Egads

>>149719944
based...BASED!!!

>>149719647
Show mercy on my monkey azz

>>149719944
smokin a soulless group of mercs with a fairweather fan base is worthy of a jig

>>149720002
Get the snowbunny on the horn

>>149719647
Truth nuke

Trvke?

not sure if posting in correct thread

Jig ‘em!

aura

>>149720113
Boo! Scary

fma, p

We need nu tho

that funky muncy

Would it put anybody out if a nigga like me sauntered on down to the bakery to bake a nu bread?

Somethin' smellin' GOOD in here!!!!

we need nu now more than ever

>>149720934
I like to eat

>>149720977
Get this girl her nu before she goes ape shit bananas on our monkey azz

would I be stepping on any toes if I moseyed on down to the breadery for a nu?

P'chance a jaunt to the baketrix for a yeasty piece

nufrens… not like this

Maybe Jenny's overdue for her famous prune bread

>>149721087
This is psychotic

This place is just east of gayville

>>149721571
We're building an express shuttle, a tram, a horse cart, and one big proud parade!!!!

>St. Louis 8, Washington 1

And that's a Redbird winner!

We need the return of /bb/

gm

>>149721912
Gay mets lad

>>149721785
erm...freak you.

>>149722631
Recker on the board!!!!

We had a good run bros. 1 ring is better than 0. Hopefully Drake and Nick stick around next season.

RIP The Streak 2018-2025

gm and happy friday bros

I for one welcome our apple tv+ overlords for tonight’s broadcast of tiggies v memeiners

What is that rumor of Bregman getting traded. They're more dysfunctional than the Bruins.

>>149723411
sick fuck

>>149722631
i refuse to believe you are doing these legit

Give me one player to write my next fujo homorape gangbang fanfiction about

>>149724049
Anthony freakin’ Recker ‘nuff said!

if you really think about it

bad times for the Metsineriants

if you ponder long and hard

If you meditate on it

if you marinate in it

if you contemplate the intrinsically of it

Wait what happened to the Cleveland Indians?

If you reflect on it

if you rack ones brain around it

if you brood over it

if you spread your ass

if you ruminate on it

>>149723833
I actually have more trouble with Jays/Mariners squares than I do with teams that existed prior to 1975.

if you reckon with the facts

if you deliberate over it

nu?

if you cudgel ones brains on it

how should /mlb/ deal with the SQ (schizo question)?

then we need a nu

>>149724490
let’s discuss it over nu bread shall we?

>>149724506
this… THIS!!

titillating baseball discussion bros, good job

nu
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nu
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>>149724437
Reck on.

>>149724579
"The great Bambino!"
Kek I love the sandlot. Can't wait to use that nu

>4 threads in the catalog
>All late night schizo posting
Disdain for the mentally ill

nu here!
>>149705790
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>>149705790
all aboard!!
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>>149719579 (OP)
>>149719579 (OP)
>>149719579 (OP)
migrate!
>>149719579 (OP)
>>149719579 (OP)
>>149719579 (OP)

I can haz nu tho?

>>149724739
We’re all over here!
>>149717707
>>149717707
>>149717707

This is the bread

quite frankly every division should have its own bread tbqh honest

>>149724934
hell yeah
scram non-al east posters

>>149724934
This so much this

west coasties OUT!!

ANNOUNCEMENT: This is the official AL East thread

what does the historian think of this ground breaking revelation

>>149725056
Like hell it is!

>>149725163
you belong here >>149725265

>>149725287
That’s the dodgers general, look at the OP

my toronto blue jays are playing an al w*st shitter today lmao

>>149724085
>>149722817
Mindfucked

>>149725294
Where's the NL Central thread

>>149725294
old cartoons had so much soul

Good morning :) Yankees baby let’s go Yankees.

flyovers get fucked lol

This ump only missed 2 calls all game

>>149725614
There’s no such thing as missed calls, only missed opportunities.

technically every call made by the home plate ump is the right call because he is the authority on what is and isn't a strike.

>>149725707
this guy understands baseball

Does any other genny on here have a retard make 10 nu threads everytime it has a melty?

>>149725800
no, it's just /mlb/ that has to deal with the SQ

One guy faithful up early this morning

>>149725800
Those threads were made by different people, one is even from the 9th that never got recycled.

>>149725800
>10 nu threads everytime it has a melty?
I dont think he's having a melty. he's an agent of chaos doing it for the love of the game. I appreciate that it he only does it when all the games have ended

is pyschogang a student of the game?

Who will be the first team to host a Labubu Night?

>>149726394
as much as any one guy can be

Bake'em

NPB Results

>>149726738
NPB Standings

>>149726753
MLB American

>>149726773
NICE ONE HAHAHAHAHSHSHAHAHAHAH

>>149726773
Derp

>>149726773
woop, lol

>2004
>2018
>2021
>2025
Be warned Skankees. You will never beat the real underdogs of baseball soon. Also have a bad morning y'all

we coming for that ass doyers just like ICE coming for you're abuelita

>>149726788
MLB National
>>149726785
>>149726787
Gonna krill myself

>>149726753
Baystars back in third!

We have officially opened an inquiry into the schizoposter know only as psychogangster.

third base is a wasteland this season

Senga please save us

>>149726899
Kek RIP memeiners season LOL

>>149726819
doggie doos

>>149726934
Wym they had a no hitter going yesterday??

>>149727004
And tonight it will be the opposite

>>149727011
>OPS+ 44

/bb/ was a mistake.

>>149727002
From what I can tell, Padres Nation is getting antsy over Cease and their lack of offense.

>>149726819
We're run out of buffer in the conference. Hopefully the team feels energized.

>>149727087
>conference

jesus christ

>>149727087
>>149727121
uh oh stinky

>conference
>doyerpacos

>conference
kek doyerpacos

falseflag

doggie doos kek

>who is gibson
>boston trolly dodgers
>conference

>>149727087
explain yourself

>>149727512
football is lame.

>>149727512
dodgers/chiefs broship

>>149727556
Been listening to football podcasts all morning

>>149727512
>muh sports entertainment refball

>>149727512
What's wrong with baseball?

New dodgers fan here

>>149727512
>Le roughing the passer on Mahomes automatic first down league
Fuck that sport.

>>149727843
welcum :3

What conference are we in again >_<

Jasrado Prince Hermis Arrington"Jazz"Chisholm Jr.(born February 1, 1998) is a Bahamian professionalbaseballinfielderandcenter fielderfor theNew York YankeesofMajor League Baseball(MLB) and will blow out his shoulder while winning the Home Run Derby THOUGH.

PRRRRRRT

Excuse me but I was told there were no schizos outside of /mlb/??
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>>149717737

>>149728302
Lol

Why the fuck is there 5 generals rn?

>>149728302
the Majomes pajeet unironically killed the NFL for me. Gave me the ick.

>>149728677
He's a straight up schizo fr

>>149728665
We're shambling into the all star break

Fuck the Padres

>>149728665
Dodger fans are having a mental breakdown after getting swept twice in a row

Ayyyy doyer hombres!!!! Do you hermanos really think the doyers can win the western conference this year?

>>149728677
this plus the other tripfags got worse in response to his spamming. completely unusable outside of the season.

>>149728850
rent free.

>>149728872
Doyers are winning the NL West conference ese!

gm

Dodgers play today

>>149728903
kys

>>149728910
bless you

>>149728910
rude

>>149728883
Lol

>>149728903
gm

why do dodger fans treat this thread like it's their blog. Idc that you just woke up. It's 11 am on weekday, you're a fucking loser for waking up this late

>>149728945
>Implying he posts on /mlb/ as soon as he wakes up in the morning
grim

>>149728964
that wasn't implied anywhere in my post you fucking retard

>>149728945
I've been up since 7. it is acceptable to say good morning any time before noon. also this >>149728964

dodgers really do be living rent free in their heads lol

Test

>>149729027
success!

>>149728993
I unironically scroll through last night's post while I smoke and take my morning shit

>>149729027
based.

>>149728968
sure dawg

>>149729089
Not a fan of those ice cream unis

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?

I’ve come to the conclusion that what’s happening to me bros is natural selection.

>>149729115
Have you still not pooped anon?

>>149729021
I;m thinking about thos beaners

What if we have two separate but equal threads. One for dodger fans and one where they're not allowed. I think we should consider that.

>>149729107
Doubtful

>>149729115
What’s “me bros”, precious? What’s “me bros”?

>>149729115
You need fiber. Unironically start thinking about thos beans

If I move to SoCal how hard is it to find a hot Asian Dodger fan gf

>>149729115
Just buy a bottle of this shit you retard.

>>149729184
they don't actually like the dodgers, so you're not going to be able to woo them with your baybaw knowledge

>>149729230
Women don't actually like the dodgers, they just like wearing that hat and posting photos of themselves on instagram

>>149726504
we already know it will 100% be the dodgers, giving away a shohei ohtani labubu with matcha dubai chocolate whatever being added to the concessions.

>>149729115
I mean my genes aren’t going to pass on. They must suck.

>>149729115
go see a fucking doctor already.

>>149729183
fruit is a better source of fiber

>>149729339
Nah let him die. He's too stupid to live if he hasn't sought medical attention yet.

>>149728937
based

>>149728993
I actually read the genny from right when my alarm rings to the second alarm ten minutes later

>>149729041
>>149729027
Sneaky leaves

>>149729339
>go see a fucking (((doctor)))

>anon might die from not pooping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw

Was this the year that the mariners won the west?

>>149729484
It should read 2025

>>149729115
I once went 12 or 13 days without pooping no big deal. I was locked in a room during the pandemic. You're probably being too sedentary

>>149729475
>not yet

Gourds vs Dwights Ox in 15

My Jays will be buyers this deadline

BERGERT ON THE BUMP
OFFENSE PAST THEIR SLUMP
THAT'S WHAT'S IN!

>>149729364
I only eat carbon fiber

I'm the one who was constipated early in the week and I started pooping in fits and starts.

Whoever else is claiming to be the constipated person is an imposter.

>>149729808
I don't trust this post

>>149729494
the thing that was weird was mydiet, exercise level, and water intake didn't really change. I just stopped pooping.

>>149729788
kek

Swingin Schnee takes the lead

lol Back 2 Back DINGERS in the South Side

Is Pete Crow Armstrong a wigger?

Just remembered the Rags play the Astros tonight. No wonder I’ve been seeing so many people wearing rags merch. The rest of Texas hates the astros

Sox back in it with a 2 run shot

>>149730078
about 15 years ago I had a conversation with a family of tourists visiting the bay area who were there in part to watch the astros play the giants. that would have been when they were still an nl central team. anyway they said they were from houston but loved the rangers too. would you say that was common or uncommon back then?

>>149730221
>about 15 years ago I had a conversation with a family of tourists visiting the bay area who were there in part to watch the astros play the giants. that would have been when they were still an nl central team. anyway they said they were from houston but loved the rangers too. would you say that was common or uncommon back then?

>>149730221
was that around the time the rangers made that run into the World Series

>>149730240
are you haeving a porblem m8? true story

>>149730284
no, regular season

yeah I'm thinking literally anywhere else has better baseball discussion

>>149730435
post your National Conference favorites
hard mode: no dodgers

>>149730452
Hanshin Tigers

>>149730452
I’m liking the city teamies this year tbqhwu

dodger fans/falseflaggers really did a number on these cats, can't even ask them a question anymore

>>149730435
if you want to post a bunch of gay team nicknames ad nauseum and mostly likely can't throw a baseball hard enough to break an egg, this is you place anon! limp wristed mlb talk.

have the dodgers won a game recently?

>>149729788
>bergert?

poodrepacos lol

Baseball always reflects the soul of the nation
https://abc7ny.com/post/nyc-youth-baseball-coach-says-ice-agents-approached-members-team-practicing-riverside-park-manhattan/17060854/

>>149730771
I played little league there.

>>149730768
me on the left

>>149730768
wholesome

they're probably good neighbors

We need detente

X
The life has gone out of my life.

sneed! SNEED! LOL

more like jesse stinker lol

>>149731000
Chucked

>>149731011
Literally in the lineup for one at bat. He’s toast.

he's still just a boy
imagine how good he'll be as a man in his physical prime

>>149727087
Ramdgers coded post

Kek

>>149731137
looooooooool

>>149731137
lmao

I didn’t know ohtani was a down ass brutha like that

Morejon in all stars, well deserved!

>>149731279
Assaramu Araikum

>>149731000
Kwab.

Kwabnza

2hu gave me anal last night bros. Hope the Pads win again

>>149731279
I really like this pic. May I save it?

>>149731360
Did you guys play tummy sticks?

>>149731398
Only if you’re a member of the diaspora

>Wheeler to skip All Star Game along with Schwarber
Phillies seem to be the only team not interested in expo games and rather focus on the season via resting/training it would seem.

>>149731538
buncha bums

>>149731279
lmao saved

when is baseball tho

its up
https://youtu.be/ZonUcRlDWUI?si=dOqbkC1XrC8Mexde

>>149731580
One more bong

I asked this yesterday (thanks to those who responded):
What are your favorite stadium’s/arena’s and why? Feel free to include those outside the U.S. and Canada.

>RHP Ryan Burr (right shoulder rotator cuff strain) placed on 60-day IL
Season over, F.

>>149731658
The blowgays were gonna go all the way this year!

*canned laughter*

/mlb/ was filmed before a live studio audience

>>149731649
Nothing compares to your first

>>149731538
schwarber's only turned down the home run derby so far, might see him in the all star game

(>^-^<)/ Might see Jacksons brother in draft am excited if hes anywhere near him or their dad.

>>149731694
>giant Budweiser ad
SOVL

>>149731694
Is sharp still in electronics? O.O

>>149731694
That's a lotta foul territory

recker MINDFUCKED manoah

Tfw my 1st was Memorial stadium, doesn't exist anymoar.

>>149731756
the greatest microwave oven I ever owned or used was a sharp carousel. legends are told about that specific model in fact.

>>149731877
>Mets sinking back into the crowd on the pitching axis
>Mets remain in the middle on the hitting axis
matches the eye test

>>149731880
I have no idea what my 1st microwave was but was looking at pictures of that one looked good o.o;

>>149731900
None of my team's players are on this list so I don't bother looking at it

>>149731880
microwaves peaked in like 2000 and since then they're all rebranded chinese crap from the same factory

>>149731983
Unfortunately. They literally look like carbon cutouts meowadays

>>149731694
My head says Loge, but my heart says Mezzanine

Quick anon! You’re needed as a pinch hitter! What’s your walk up song?

>>149732048
What's the Frequency Kenneth

>>149731649
what this anon said >>149731694
with that out of the way, Wrigley was pretty good. visiting fenway for the first time next month, we'll see how it compares.

>>149732048
Holy God we praise thy name :3

>>149732066
>capeshit
good goy

>>149732066
I saw 1980s version yesterday with Christopher Reeve.. Far better, imo. Partial to Flisher-sp comics and Dean Cain though.

>>149732083
you've been posting that for years. I'm convinced you get banned on purpose just so you can post that gif when your ban is lifted

>>149732048
first 20 seconds of powerman by the kinks

>>149732109
This guy knows. He knows it. This guy must be "The Knower"

>>149732066
>>149732087
Of the tv Supermen I liked the Mexican-looking one (can’t remember his name). The Asian one, Dean Cain, I wasn’t crazy about. He’s now fat. I liked Cavill of the recent movie Supermen. I haven’t seen the new one yet, but reviews are generally positive.

>>149732083
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>>149732122
Is he Banspie?

Is the HBCU classic a modern Negro League exhibition game?

>>149732087
my brother is a dead ringer for Dean Cain. someone gave him a photo of a Cain head shot back in the day, and I thought it was a picture of my brother.

>>149732109
>>149732122
Based thread knower.

>>149732123
Uh.. Hoechlin? >>149732145 that's cool :3

>>149732145
Is your brother half Asian too?

>>149732164
Jap hapa

Knowspie has it all chronicled

ITFCB

Speaking of half Asians, this woo guy is an absolute STUD. not a bad pitcher either

>>149732181
Henlo fren

>>149732156
Is Hoechlin Mexican looking?

>>149732193
No idea was looking up a list of TV superman it even had Tim Daly on it :D

It’s time for Yankees baseball.

>>149732246
Can you all wait a few? We almost caught up owo

CCBIOTA

TUCK’EM!

TUCK’EM!

That's the great Saint Seiya that I've heard about from the Cubs? That was unimpressive.

my red sox can probably win 30 straight. I’m just sayin (I’m just sayin).

Seiya slap! KEK......more like Seiya crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would be dope if Jazz Chisholm died tonight

>>149732319
Why?

>>149732319
that's racist

>>149732319
I miss Methstreams, where people would comment death threats to Jazz every single night.

Yea! I get to post against after being put into a timeout ban for troll posting on /mlb/.

>>149732319
Agreed

>>149732333
>troll posting
watcha post?

Coach Primate

sit the FUCK down!!!

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149732344
a picture of your mom

>>149732344
I was remarking about the demographic make up of the Astros fan base and front office.

Aaron Judge is a big guy

Yankee Stadium never stops blasting horseshit music. Have some class ffs

>walking judge
Pussy

Belli is so kino fvck

Orange Ducks already serving good food :@

I miss Belli

>>149732359
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>>149732359
>>149732359

Is there a fucking point to the pre-game shows? I always add another 45-50 minutes to the posted start of the game on Apple before tuning in

>>149732385
>Is there a fucking point to the pre-game shows?
pretty sure boomers watch that shit

Rain coming to give the White Sox another night off.

>>149732393
I watch mine but I dun believe I am a boomer?

>>149732407
aw well there you go >>149732385

>>149732295
He looks really bad at times then the next AB will hit one out. I can never get a good read on him.

Yeah I’m thinking my Yankees have this one in the bag

Hahahahaha Rodon is such a pussy, refuses to throw his fastball. He’s lucky I’m not playing, and I’ll leave it at that

>>149732404
The Pope has been busy its a shame its rained out D:

>>149732358
lol

Holy shit that call lmao

Let's keep this thread civilized. The previous one was sketchy to say the least.

Umps vs Cubs, again. Why do I watch this shit. FUCK YOU N####%

>>149732462
fuck off douchebag

>>149732475
Cool it.

>>149732459
>>149732460
>>149732465
wha happen

>>149732475
Keep it civil!

Should be 2-0 Cubs. Insanity. F this S

Are any of you watching SuperbMan this weekend? Is he related to the Superbas?

>>149732319
that's not cool man

Watching a Yankees or Dodgers game is an assault on your senses. Non stop music and flashing lights. How is this OK with people

i believe in my jints tonight

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149732048
https://youtu.be/SsYOAIR4L_w

>>149732563
Good luck ^^ its not that I dun like Dodgers or LA I just heavily dislike karen bass and the absolute --- censored --- --- ---- -------------- running it

>>149732492
why what happened

walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

>>149732542
everyone's on their phones or drunk

attaboy berti

>>149732492
What happened?

How is this not A.I. or a morph? This cannot be natural.

pads vs phillies is so bleak, by the end of this series, the pads will be below the dbags.

Who is the sideline woman on the AppleTV game? Her knockers are huge.

What’s the difference between Oswald Peraza and Oswaldo Cabrera?

>>149732737
They're the same person.

Maybe the Cubs bros are right. I’ve never seen worse Umpball

Belli fucks ya!

no...NO!!!

>>149732737
An “o”.

BELLI BOMB

Chris Flexen is a dirty cracker

Bellisimo

>>149732759
>May
it's over

>>149732790
…John?

I would advise hitting Jazz Chisholm in the head but his head is so fucking small lmao

>>149732808
Not I, friend.

>>149732792
I believe in im

Cubes on the ropes

Chadres will overpay for Duran, We will miss the playoffs, and we will fire our manager, rinse and repeat.

>>149732813
Yeah black people have tiny heads lol. Dey not like us!

Cockin around
The Wriggle-y
At the Wrigley, suckin cock

You will get a sentimental feeling
When you hear
Voices singing, "Let's be faggots
Suck the balls with mouths of Billy"

Cockin around the Wriggle-y
Have a happy dago dog
Everyone's eatin' merrily
In the new old-fashioned way

>>149732816
This isn’t you?

>>149732844
Doyers and Jints are fraudulent, Padres can win the division.

>heyy ho I’m from fuggin New York an I needa slice
>’ey dere pal I needa gidda sassige and cover it with slop
>ayyyy carnal dame una doyer dog ese chale chale no mames guey
>wellay dere yankee you ain’t had cookin till you had my pervert uncles mayo based slow cooked pulled pork mmmhmm

wtf is seattles deal

The place where I work is called “The Division” in state law lol

Bleacher creatures is an apt nickname. Not quite human

PCGAY KEK PCGAY LOL

>>149732885
>hey ya hooser I’m aboot ready for some French fries and gravy, sorry fer pootin ya oot

Judge is the best player in baseball.

When even the judge is robbin ya, that’s how you know your in new yawk

He didn’t even go to law school

>>149732861
I wish I looked that good?

>>149732922
Aaron Retard?

>>149732925
noice

>>149732934
Yeah things are gonna get a little tight around here...

you ain’t nevah been mugged until you been mugged in New York by Aaron Judge lemme tell ya he’s gotta .425 “I’m walking here” rating

>>149732922
Until the playoffs start. and before you seethe, I'm a Yankees fan. kek.

>>149732951
falseflag

Yankees chad here. Thank God for umps lmfao.

New Yorka’s didn’t invent assfuckin or pizza dey just perfected them unlike those ANIMALS over in Hoboken

Yam what I yam what I yam what yam
I yam what I yam what I ham
Tops to me bottoms to me bottoms to me tops
And that’s the way it is til the day that I drop

glhf rags

spencer dorkelson

Can’t spell scumbag piece of shit without Aaron Judge!

spammie’s presence has been missed.

We have yet another rookie callup playing today. Luckily he’s our #1 prospect so he might contribute.

I’ve been all over the world and I’ve never been to NYC

city connect is gay

>>149732048
Dirty Boyz by Viagra Boys

>>149733002
>not sports

>>149732048
https://youtu.be/r_7L7dGm64U?si=YyiLaBKEgN-axeDi
27 bitch

the ol hidden Altuve trick

Lance McCullers Jr

Lance is so washed

>>149733005
wtf is this real

What the fuck was that, we giving Detroit free runs now?

Maybe Counsell knows his players better than people that still batting average in high regard

You’d think a guy named Counsell would have better advice than “score runs and don’t get out”

Which of the three other existing /mlb/ threads will be nu…tho?
>>149705790
>>149717707
>>149719572

Umps need to throw out castillo. That was on purpose

>>149733027
>He thought the ball was in play, he couldn't see the tagger!
>Great hustle by Altuve to hide behind the ball as it rolled to second base. They thought the bag had stopped the ball.
>Nope. Altuve.

>>149733043
I'll make a new one

Naturally, we called our stuff “Gatorade.”

>>149733043
The dookie one is almost two days old

>>149733047
>shortstop throw ball at baserunner
>atuve hanging on the side makes it tag

parker meadows needs to go back to toledo for a little while

Thank you based Buehrle

>>149732868
kek thanks for the laugh

For me it’s Parker Posey and Meadow Soprano in a tongue fight competition over my ball sack.
Go dodgers

>>149733067
huh?

Say what you want about Apple TV but being able to see whats happening at the field in between innings is soul

How the fuck are the Braves up 3-0 already, the game just started goddammit

>>149733073
none of my white sox bros from 15 years ago are in these threads anymore

Getting real tired of these rain delays

pitcher's duel!

Ay I'm walking here!

>>149733087
Same

>>149733086
what a play by wise...MERCY

Red Sox pitching meltdown got me lolololing

>>149733067
Glad the weather held off for the Buehrle ceremony. We will see how many innings they get in. There is something really bittersweet about the stuff they're doing this weekend for the 05 team. It just feels sad considering the state of the current team and just how far away the sox are from even being .500, let alone go for a playoff run.

>>149733082
Apple TV is actually good but anons hate on it because it's apple and a streaming service no one has

>>149733096
>>149733100

Hope you anons have been doing well, I know its the same ones you are all just as autistic as me

Who is your favorite MLB on AppleTV host?

BELLI FUCKS YA!

My berds are losing already

Nice job Lance you washed retard

M's get out of a jam with the Tigers loaded, as the game is tied 1-1 in the 5th

>scuba
kek

>>149733043
this one >>149719572 cuz I baked it and cuz the sandlot is the best baseball movie

well that's that. gg yankees ttyl should have traded peein crap instead *spits*

Bellinger is awesome. Everybody thought he was finished

>>149733094
Just the man I wanted to see, wow

>literally 35 pitches in the first inning
I’ve seen enough, put Gusto back in

>>149733130
Short porch merchant

recycle
>>149719572
>>149719572
>>149719572

that funky muncy

/nu/
>>149719572
>>149719572
>>149719572
/nu/

>>149733087
>>149733094
Frens @_@; I know that feel, can I join under umbrella? Had to play doubleheader yesterday because Wednesday was rained out